#i am fucking SOAKED

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

YALL HOLY SHIT

LOOK WHAT SOMEBODY DROPPED OUTSIDE MY HOUSE

#omg omg omg ive literally pined after this moment for years #ive always wanted a shed antler.... #AND NOW I HAVE IT!!! #now if you all will Excuse me #i need to go wash this puppy!!! #bc deer are Not clean and im not gonna just let an antler Fresh From The Outdoors in my room #i dont think it needs a Soak but #yk. a good scrub! some soap! hot water! #just to make sure!!! #photos from the bog #oh im so happy. oh im so Stoked #shoutout to my stepdad who found it!! #when i turned and saw him holding it up outside #i nearly leapt through the glass in my Complete delight #i finally have an antler <3 where the fuck am i gonna put this <3

[seraphicalsuccubus]

squirting all over my phone while taking videos of me fucking myself for him is modern romance at it’s finest btw

#like I SOAKED my phone screen lmao #I am SO feral for this man right now fuck #I’ve sent audios pictures videos I’m just losing my mind over him tonight #I need him again 😭

[possessable]

for the record i've been talking to my friends about Captain Underpants for 4 days straight but i haven't even drawn him a single time yet somehow

#sorry he's such a pure and distilled presentation of Tropes that i Enjoy it's like looking at jokes i would've written but #supported by a whole movie budget. it's beautiful #i mean most of my jokes involve ''why am i soaked in blood'' but ''why am i soaked in water'' is good too #for the record number 2 yes i watched the movie when it first came out and i did enjoy it because i'm predictable as fuck

[zooophagous]

The good news is i did not cave and get another cat.

The bad news is I did cave and get another rabbit.

#she was going to be a meat bunny because of a superficial mismark and while im not opposed to rabbit meat at all #i am a huge fucking soak with soft serve ice cream for a spine

[wlw-cryptid]

oh you want me to bring my friends now, hm? pretty girl bodies all soft and flushed with pleasure? pressed together? feeling each other? dripping with so, so much cum?

#i cant believe you came back but i am once again so thankful #ive been rereading the other ask a lot #she speaks #anon #asks #tentacles #i simply want to feel the strength and the tenderness of some big intelligent tentacle monster who soaks in my warmth #maneuvering me however it desires #i do love the idea of the tentacles pooling us all together. thats cute for some reason. piling us closer like kittens #even if it helps its grip or whatever practically #tangent tho. how many friends are yall having who you would casually fuck #bc for me personally theres always been a thick separation between people i am purely friends with #and the people i am or could be interested in romantically #not to say i dont adore my friends w real love or that me and my honey dont have a deep friendship alongside our attraction but #idk i just think about my Friend group n i cant picture having steamy gay sex #my mutuals on the other hand i am looking at you with HUNGER

[moved-2-koiranliha]

seasonal

#ok to rb 👍 #haha seasonal depression am i right *my sunglasses do not hide my tears* #i am so fucking tired all the time and i'm SO sick of it already #so i'm soaking him in milk and throwing him at the wall to make myself feel better #rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt leo #leo rottmnt #leonardo hamato #leo hamato #tmnt #rottmnt leonardo #leonardo rottmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt fanart #tmnt fanart #spaghetti art

[killerandhealerqueen]

新年快乐!🐉

Happy Chinese New Year!🐉

Wishing you a prosperous year of the Dragon! 🐉

#happy chinese new year #the picture of me on the left is from my second lunar new year festival last sunday #the picture of me in the green is from today #literally had no idea there was a festival this evening when my friend and i went out to eat sushi for my early birthday dinner #so i have gone to three different chinese new year festivals in the past two weeks #which is honestly great #because i haven't celebrated chinese new year in almost 6 years since i moved to the mainland #because in college there really wasn't a place to celebrate chinese new year #and then in grad school there wasn't really an asian district around to celebrate at #so i am soaking in all the new year prosperity i can fucking get to make up for it #(i used to celebrate it all the time when i lived in hawaii) #(i am 1/4th chinese just fyi though i REALLY don't look it)

[lupismaris]

Played fuckin D1 rugby players today (we are D3 for the record) and for the entire 30 minutes I was on the field they did not score. Neither did we, mind, but while I was with the pack those fucks did not score and that's what matters.

#i landed in two inches of frigid standing water at least three times. did about twelve back to back scrums. dunno the tackle #number there were many. one dog pile that fucked my neck a bit because that blond bitch diagonal from me kept wrenching #i played with the starting pack and im very proud of everyone. i could have done better but I didn't go into it with the best headspace #had some good convo with coaches tho about the pack and our set up and tbh they felt i did solid for my game time so maybe its me #being hard on myself #got a lovely drunken ode of admiration from the fierce side captain which had me ready to cry #rest of my squad is out partying with the dc team. i am soaking these old bones and hoping they get home safe #im the sober dd as always this season #brunch at 11 tomorrow 🥂. Saturday is a Rugby really means your weekend is never your own lmao

[kazoologist]

I have decided I hate the Australia race bc for real this weekend has literally just started and baby I am *cursed* cursed

#kazoo noises #babys first f1 season #Alex crash at practice. Logan out of this race and Alex facing the worlds most fucked up weekend vibes wise #(If I were ever under this much pressure in my life my body would just pass out and burst into flames from stress) #I am late to work due to registration for school fucking me. I leave work right as the rain starts. A car splashes me so now I’m soaked #I cannot shower bc my roomie is getting ready for work. My house still is not clean and my dad is visiting this weekend #Alex and Logan my heart goes out to you two y’all are truly gds strongest soldiers I’d have faked my death by now #Someone has fucking jinxed me tho so like whoever has the little poppet doll with my hair in it can you fuckin RELAX? Damn!! #sports posting #zoomies posting

[sincericida]

ANDREW GARFIELD at the Zegna Spring/Summer 2024 Fashion Show during the Milan Fashion Week menswear.

(from GQ France TikTok)

#andrew garfield #the cause of my death #i am deceased #my pussy is soaked #judge me idc #why is he so cute and so hot at the same time #god i need to [redacted] with him so much #fucking hell #for god sake #excuse me sir #zegna spring summer 2024 fashion show #zegna fashion show #zegna #milan fashion week #the italy era is back #italy #peter parker #spider man #the amazing spider man #tasm #tasm peter parker #tasm peter #andrew peter parker #andrew peter #gif #my gifs #gif set #gq france #tiktok #sincericida

[novantinuum]

me: totk is a structurally flawed, albeit very fun and engrossing game some rando: totk is a fucking disaster and I strongly dislike it for X, Y and Z reasons me: totk is actually perfect now

#listen... in my Own Ass Head Space i will take the liberties of analyzing the wins and misses of this game as they exist #but i'm Legit just trying to vibe right now holy shit XD #so God Damnit i am now the number one totk defender bc i'm trying to defend my mind from fucking soaking up #everyone else's opinions like a sponge and hating everything for no god damn reason #jen rambles

[todayisafridaynight]

going to ebisu if im not back in three hours assume i got lost looking at sanrio items

#snap chats #i have to announce this in the event i really am gone for hours and stream's late LMAOOOO #i tried to glue my plate back together but the internet is saying Dont Ingest Gorilla Glue Are You Fucking Stupid #so im getting a new plate. i was planning on having tamago and rice for breakfast and i already have the rice soaking so..... #anyway ill be back. we hope it's soon but I'll Be Back. #i prob wont get a kirby gacha while im out since im already nearing budget on this week so BIG rip #on the bright side i'll save up for next week... maybe.. if they swap out the machine next week... #ok bye i have to go out and get this stupid plate. and origami paper. probably something else too since i have no impulse control

[toastsnaffler]

thinking abt the touden siblings got me sniffling and weeping....

#im.too emotional abt them to properly explain #just rly glad to see autistic characters in media that i can deeply relate to and share experiences with. its such a rare thing #and i feel so protective of them i dont give a fuck abt fandom normally but some ppls bad takes lately are getting under my skin #like just say u hate autistic people and leave. stop calling laios a fucking freak im going to kill you with my bare hands #ppl think theyre so smart and funny for making posts like haha hes thr type of autistic that makes everyone uncomfortable and wish he- #would shut up or go away. im going to start hitting u with a brick until ur a bloody pulp #and thw way ppl treat falin so differently just bc shes not a guy. even tho theyre both clearly autistic and struggle socially #like wow thats crazy. do you act this way abt autistic ppl irl too #whatever just liberally blocking ppl abt it i dont fucking wanna see ur stupid posts #anyway.. back to thjnking abt their backstories and crying a little. masculinely of course #man i am soooo tired im so glad its the weekend i want to melt into a puddle and soak into the carpet and stain it forever #but we dont.have carpet.in this flat so.i guess ill just go to bed...... #well maybe a little elden ring first #i would reallt like to draw sometime this weekend too. need to muster up some creative courage #but thats a problem for tomorrow... zzz #.diaries

[funky-dealer]

Hey. Critter

WHHAHARRR

#TIP. I AM SO FUCKING MAD #IM NOT ACTUALLY MAD IM JUST #WAAAUUUUGGHHG (OVERCOME WITH EMOTION #I DIDNT THINK ANYONE WOULD ACTUALLY DRAW HER. NOW I HAVE TO PAY YOU 1 MILLION DOLLAR #WWAAUUUUGGGH WUUAGG WAIT FUCKKKKK I CANT POST YET I HAVE TO COMPLIMENT YOUR ART #AAUGH IM CRUNCHING MY SCREEN YIU DREW HER SO. DDDAAAWWGWGHH❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ #PUNCHING YOU FOREVER. PUNCHIG YOU FOREVER #ETERNAL AIDAN BEATING (ITS LIKE ETERNAL WARIO HOCKEY EXCEPT IM CRYING WHILE IT HAPPENS #UUAHAHHHUHGGHHHHHH GGGRRRRRRRRRR TYTYTYYYYYYYY UUUUUUUUUUUUUUU 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 #im a SAD WET BEAST RN🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺YOU CAUGHT ME WITH MY HAIR SOAKED DROOPING OVER MY FACE #🦖←LOOK GUYS ITS LITERALLY FUCKIGN HER.................CANYOU BELEIVE IT #UEUEUEUEUEUE SOUNDS OF CRYING #SORRY FOR THE 16 MILLION TAGS IM JUST SO . #im never going to recover from this IM NEVER GONNA RECOVER. LOOK WHAT YOU DID TONME

[kindahoping4forever]

I'm being so brave and normal about this 🧍🏻‍♀️

#apologies to everyone who followed me for album release news and content i am so so sorry for what you are witnessing #I am but a humble clown #5sos #5 seconds of summer #ashton #ashton irwin #iheartradio festival 2022 #kh4f post #i started to type iheart and instinctually i started writing istg and like honestly valid #what the fuck 😭😭😭😭😭 #I'm in poor health I can't deal with this #not this and the soaked thru ONO shirt in the same week are you joking #🧛🏻‍♀️ #👹👹👹👹👹👹 #for normal reasons #the most normal I've ever felt

[pastafossa]

PASTA!

Go to @teamkfmartialarts on Instagram right now!! They posted a video of Charlie training for Daredevil!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOLY JESUS FUCKING TAP DANCING WINE-MAKING UNICYCLE-RIDING CHRIST, HIS ASS, I AM NOT OK

#sir respectfully #i need you to dick me sideways #he looks fucking AMAZING #and him all sweat soaked with the loose shirt and the shortz and the grunts i am FERAL #I'm not going to survive the new show #daredevil #matt murdock #charlie cox