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Endwalker Screaming

As it says on the tin. Literally just all my thought, tinfoil, and yelling from 6.0 msq. There’s spoilers obviously. And it’s long. You have been warned.

LETS GOOO

I haven’t started yet. Scion of the Seventh dawn should be a title by the end of it all. An Azem ref one would be cool too, but also way more spoliery so idk about that really

I want an Azem ref like the legacy tatt or something. I know legacy players would whine but idc I want a back tatt as well >:(

Okay now im playing awooaowowowoowowowosogoh the first ambient tune my heartttttt

When I got to the pier G’raha was there just emoting to the wall and I was like wtf are u doing graha before Estinien popped into existence

AHHH EMOTES everyone is emoting so cute now wtf!!! ALIASIE!!!

Also Estiniens faces I lov

TATARUUUUUUUUUUUUU (SCREAMING NO MEME HERE) LET ME HUG TATARUUUUU

ANSWERRRS REPIRSEEE AHHHHHHHH

WHAT KIND OF SHIP IS THIS? Why are we all just sleeping on the floor like??? hello?? Lmaoooo

Hydaelyn: hello! Me: i won’t hesitate bitch

I also don’t believe this is actually Her. it’s too sudden and obvious. I think Venat still like og super tempered / possessed

CAST YER PEEPERS

Lmao emet pls read the Wikipedia article for this nation

Estinien: aw shit we don’t have passports Nini: aw shit

Sharlyan customs guys: business or pleasure? Nini and Estinien: murder and adoption

VARLINEAU VARLINEAU OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG SCREAMMMMMMSSSSS

shut the FUCK UP I DIDNT THINK THIS WOULD HAPPEN SO SOON

NINIRA VARLINEAU STOP IM SOBBING

I LOVE IT

SCREAMS

Wow is it possible to love this man more I’m gonna die his face Krile swooping in, his SASS god end me

Shut the fuck up the accompanying thing is ACTUALLY what me and Em half joked about

ESTINIEN COME BACK I WANT YOU HERE TOO

CONVO POINTS AND THEY FOLLOW YOU WHAT

“GRAHA IS NOW ACCOMPANYING YOU” ME AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS: LULUNNNNNNNNNN GET YOUR MAN

Team THAVNAIR LETS GOOO

Cyan: do you think Estinien will be our Thav tour guide? Estinien: ur tour guide (derogatory)

I’m foaming at the mouth

Estinien and Nini going on a double date with Thancred and Urianger to her uncomfortable homeland let’s goooooo

Sorry Sharlayan u can wait

Nini: omg all these books! this is great Me putting Nini in a blender and shipping her to thavnair instead

“If I’d known sooner I’d have considered more suitable attire” OOOOOOH WHAT unless it’s your coat then no those pants can stay FAR away

Oh yeah the music in the hall is CUTE I love it. ZORA’S DOMAIN VIBES

URIANGER!! STOP IM EMO NOW ;___; u got this dude it’s hard but u got this

Cool we using sketch tec

Estinien: nah imma do it normal

I MEAN FAIR BUT ESTINIEN UR GF IS GONNA MAYBE NEVER POP OUT THE OTHER SIDE??? RUDE

Ninira Varlineau… yeah still here

THAVNAIR AETHER SICKNESS PARTY TOO HARD CREW

URIANGER’S FUCKING SHAME SIT

ESTINIENE NEEDS FUCKING MARKET BABYSITTING I’M GONNA PASS OUT

HE'S GETTING SWINDLED

HIRSMSN HAIR

HAI

HAIR

9K HAIR TIE STOPPP

He’s so stupid i love him so much

Helping this Elephant man is the most in character thing Nini has ever done she just has a polite convo and leaves and sells nothing I’m crying

ESTINIEN SPOTTED this man has one brain cell and it is squid

I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST WATCHED ESTINIEN GET KIDNAPPED BY ALCHEMISTS

THIS IS WILD

TY FOR HIS FACE

The part where u ride the dodo like a tourist with the camera goes showing focal points and lore was GOOD

LETS GO CLOSER TO THE TOWER sounds like a bad idea

Somethings gonna grab her, the door will open and something will grab her

There we go

AMON whaaaaaaaaaatttttttttt

F in the chat for the emet amon fans

RADZ!!! AT!!! HAN!!!!! Even if we don’t get to explore YAY NINI’S FIRST DOSE OF UNSETTLING FEELINGS

OH FUCK YES!!!! RULED BY A DRAGON RULED BY A DRAGON WITH A FAKE LEADER FAMILY YES YES YES

I’m literally gonna explode, Nini’s home town, one her parents like in a revere their leader is actually ruled by a dragon & that her now boyfriend is essentially the besty of dragons & she is basically like adopted by the bad ass dad of all dragons I literally can not ASK for better food fuck ME UP

I don’t want to leave Thav SOBBBBBBBBBB

Okay back to let Nini go be a nerd

I forgot to write but we in the underground apocalypse bunker

Npc: got to organize seeds.

Me: bc it’s an apocalypse bunker

Everyone: wow wonder what they’re up to.

Me: building apocalypse bunker

NPC: breed-able and edible animals

Me: for the apocalypse bunker

Let's get it together guys, it's super obvious.

ERENVILL IS A BEAUTIFUL BUN BOY wowza

How do you top becoming a frog, how do you top you and your KIDS becoming fogs

You don’t

The cutscene of eavesdropping as foge was amazing, from the angles and zooms to Erenvill just being like nah man ur frog impersonation sucked

Hydaelyn i don’t want u touching my friends at all anymore but I SURE DID CRY AT THE MENTION THAT YOU BROUGHT MINFILIA HOME

E X A R C H G R A H A GOOD!!!!!

THE TWINS MOMMMMMMMM

God the chat point about their dad being worried about Alisaie falling in the river really got me

The fact that Nini can experience whiplash related to her own forgotten past here is great

Legit the entry hall is how I pictured Nini’s home just with different decor I’m

That and all the servants and being watched by servants as kids LAYS DOWN

They care deeply about you, protecc WITH LIFE 5 EVA

MY DAPPER KIDSSSS

AAA THEIR DAD FOUGHT

The change is because he had kids and loves them so much he needs to do his all to protect them from the apocalypse in the apocalypse bunker

DATE TIME

I mean dungeon time!!!!

MY TURN MY MY MY MY MY TURN

Sorry Alisaie u may never see a dungeon this xpac

ALPHI HAS NEW TRUST SELECT LINE

This dungeon is uh… not ideal for taking date screens. I mean maybe for the best. Estinien and Nini off in a corner while there’s poor suffering people in the walls…

HHHHAHwhUBUUWHWUHHSUH ESTINIEN VOICED BATTLE LINES

HIM LB HHHHHH

Boss 1: I have no idea what is going on

Boss 2: i see what is going on

Boss 3: this is gonna be SOMETHING in DF oh BOY

BLM aoe is… hmmmmm not the worst i just need to unlearn the old one, maybe do something to my hot bar but idk what that would be that wouldn’t just make it worse… prob just gonna stick it out and relearn… i try press eno every time

Oh just me and Estinien heading to radz-at-han game pls I can’t handle this blatant fan service for my lore

ESTINIEN IS NOW ACCOMPANYING YOU!!!! IN RADZ-AT-HAN!!!!!!! GAME PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I'M DYING YOU’RE KILLING ME IM DEAD

Estinien knows about maps wtf

ESTINIEN SHOW ME YOUR LOCALLY ACQUIRED CLOTHING PLEASSSEE

Okay 1000 years of just running around later... back to msq

“Alchemists throughout the land were put to work forging your talismans” SIPS THE IRONY OF NINI’S PARENTS MAKING TALISMANS FOR HER UNKNOWINGLY JUICE OMGG

Vrtra making me CRY

I miss Middy so much. Middy come HOME!! I DON’T CARE IF HE’S WATCHING I WANT HIM BAAACK

God Vrtra I GET IT MY FRIENDS ARE GONNA SAVE ME AND NO I'M NOT EMOTIONALLY READY FOR IT I will explode

STOP CLOSE CROPPING ON THE TWINS WHILE TALKING ABOUT PEOPLE WHO LOVE ME I’M ALREADY CRYING

Estinien talking about the firmament just dishing out Nidhogg scales S T O P

Holy shit the INN ROOM SCENES

MY FRIENDS JUST BROUGHT ME UBER EATS

Estinien pls Im begging you, why, I need you here too

The ANIMATIONS CUTE

I love Graha and Alisaie so much

I LOVE ALL THIS KRILE WITH NO HOOD

YELLING I miss u Ardbert but omg if THIS is the trend for you end of story chapter scenes I’m gonna CRY

Graha u need to take ur complaints about being shot elsewhere, the whole table is shorter than u

Fuck man the pan to the flower and like I KNEW IT WAS GONNA BE GLOWING BUT STILL

“Fashioned from fur or the skins of your enemies” lmfao fandaniel pls

I'm so glad his voice is still his amon voice

Nsjgsjgsbigsbjsh ALPHINAUD'S FAN CLUB

GOD no wonder he was such a snot nosed brat

I can’t believe we’re out here now talking about deliberate memory loss/ blocking

HOW ARE HITTING ALL MY NINI LORE POINTS

SE are… are you listening

NINI MAKING THE LIKE IDK IN AWE / WHAT FACE!!!!! THIS HITS SO HARD

I crashed and it’s 2am so DAY 2!!!

In before the place that G’raha is from is the floating island place they teased

LIKE A GALICAT ON THE WIND AYMERIC PLEASE

don’t tell Aymeric about the hair cord. Nini turning around: Aymeric, Estinien blew 9K on a hair tie.

Got my Garlemald glam on it’s time to fucking party

Gaius no

Go home

But not with us

Good

YEAH MAXIMA

God it has RAINED in every location constantly since this expac dropped my life for a sunny cutscene

BARD BOYFRIENDS BARD BOYFRIENDS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LOOK AT EVERYONE

BARD BOYFRIENDS COCO BROS

SHUT THE FUCK UP

ALBRIC

ALBRIC TALK TO ESTINIEN

SCREAMS

EMMILAINEN

STEPHANIVIANNN

ALKA ZOLKA

STOP

hiiii Lucia

Okay this IS cute but noooo Nini is NOT white mage stoppp

Yo Lyse, Y’shtola do y’all need us to step out and give you guys a moment bc like we can if you want

THANCRED AND URIANGER

Urianger has KNOCKED humour out of the PARK this expac he is killing me

EMMAMAMSNOSHSIGSJG YOU DID NOT JIST DANCE IN FRONT OF EVERYONE

WOW he really got uh more pompous lmfao

YES SADU QUEEN

The simplify of “they’re just people” good

That was a good cutscene

Cirina is better company than any of the men, is that so Sadu ;)

“Worry not i'll be keeping my eye on Guydelot” I’m SURE you will Sanson ;))))

ESTINIEN THAT IS YOUR DAD AND YOU WILL TALK TO HIM

Hey Cirina, hey can your gma NOT thanks cool

Cirina calling you Traveller straight up hhhh

I know Alberics dialogue is azure dragoon related but I just feel like it’s DAD RELATED “let’s get a look at you, nervous? Don’t worry I’ll be there” dad

ALISAIE I WISH XRUN WAS HERE TOO OMG

Estinien rocking his uniclo heat tech he doesn’t need anything else

Wehhhhhhhhh tatatruuuuuuu

I just had what I can only describe as a 10 min fight with Nini at a glam dresser trying to make her wear actual pants to garlemald. She won and is still in shorts smh. Guess she’ll just have to really huddle for warmth :)

LOOK AT EVERYONE IN THEIR COZY GEAR

GRAHA IN HIS COAT

ooo Y'shtola looks so good in the Crystarium top

EMMANILIAN YOU ARE FROM ISHGARD AND YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE VISIBLY SHIVERING

LYSE OMG IN THE RESISTANCE GEAR CUTE

PIPINNN COZYYY

I literally can not handle how much the expac is feeding me tho I love snow environments esp in fantasy

TH—THANCRED

HEWWO

Thancred stealth mission was FUN omggg

I messed up a few times but ALL GOOD

no one saw nothing

WHO IS EMMAMAMBIYSIS WHO VOICE DIRECTED HIM

Estinien: it’s just a flesh wound Y'shtola: you took his bloody arm off

PIPIN HEWWO PIPINNN?? That was cool

The portraits on the dialogue boxes are SWEET

I don’t think I ever really thought about CirinaSadu before but well I’m here for them now

GEE EMMET WONDER WHO CAN TELL US ALL ABOUT IT??

Stephanivien in garlemald in the cold tits out, no care

Fan of the design of garlemald’s funky fucked up aetherytes

Stealth mission following the girl was fun

Lmao I had a bunny boy doing it at the same time I could tell that they changed their path to just follow where I was going every time

ALPHINAUD GATHERING FIREWOOD ISN'T A TALENT PLEASE WE NEED TO GET U IDK INTO WOODWORKING

Wow refugee 2 Uh… you okay pal I mean obvs not but oof

The radio hits hard too. It’s eerie and the kids' resounding dedication and belief in it and the message it represents.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

WHY IS IT RAINING????????

SHOULDN'T IT BE SNOWING AT LEAST

COME ONN

If rain > snow here Nini is gonna be miserable

Estinien come back from scouting your GF is cold

U HURT MY SON U DARE SONION HE IS SO GOOD U ARE LUCKY

Yaaay it’s snowing but also imagine how MISERABLE... Cold then it RAINS then SNOW uhg

Oof fam

Alphi ;;

“Thancred in particular will be worried sick if you’re gone too long” stopppppp Nini and Thancred came out of SHB so rough but their back and forth has been so good again I’m EMO

Why do you keep italicizing his name… is he listening in

Y’all

The UNDERGROUND METRO STATION COMBINED WITH THIS RADIO CRACKLE OLDY TUNE MY FALLOUT 3 HEART IS EXPLODING

Fuck. This. Dude

Holy fucking

Shit

NINI PISSED

You dare use my KIDS AS LEVERAGE IN MY COOPERATION I'M GONNA THROW ALL THE HANDS

ARE YOU KIDDING ME would BOTH OPTIONS HAVE HAURCHEFANT STOP

Well this is fun love being threatened lmao but also this is the exact reason I gave Nini the mask for this glam. Popping that ON

We saw the hooded man and identified the seat of their power!! The uh… GIANT TOWER wasn’t convincing enough huh?

Hhhhhhhhhh the ruins the park the streets Fallout 3 Fallout 3 Fallout 3

FANCY A DIP IN THE FREEZING PADDLE POOL? Nini: no.

It’s great ur only getting your feet and legs wet but this GOES UP TO NINIS MIDRIFF SHE'S GOING TO FREEZE TO DEATH

TRYING TO FEEL ON THE BOTTOM JUST SUBMERGE MY WHOLE DAUGHTER

What killed the wol? Alisaie making her go in a pond

THE TWO PEOPLE THAT WENT IN THE WATER ARE THE FURTHEST AWAY FROM THE FIRE

THANCRED

Stop this is too hot

STOP Nini’s mask now also masks her talking making it easier to converse with Thancred. Past me your glam brain was huge

I’m emo again thinking about how Thancred has really been there since the start for Nini and all they went through and how close they became and then the rough patch that was ShB and how Nini maybe kept him a bit at arms length even after it was clear he’d figured things out bc it hurt and now she’s maybe ready to let him back in again and be close again.

She’s gonna tell him about Estinien first… jokes on her that he already knows lmaoo

These brainless fucks. Wrong choice dudes

Smells like “gonna kill myself to beat you”

Sighs

Jullus you’re not a bad guy let’s not

:( I’m sorry dude

My KIIIDDSSS

They’ve GROWN SO MUCH

WAILS

ESTINIENSHEIG

YEA

YEAHHHH

Oooh what an end

I’m not emo bc of Estinien a specific placement in the station next to the upset mother and child commenting about how he doesn’t know how to comfort them

Oops I forgot to take my mask off back at camp before the CD started

ARE YOU ACTUALLY GOING TO SHOW ME ALBRIC WALKING UP TO TALK TO ESTINIEN AND THEN CUT AWAY I'M GONNA FIGHT

This is so heart warming WHAT THE FUCK

OH NO

OH NONONONO ALL THE WORK

OH MY GODISBAKSGHEOYEJ

HELP

WHAT IS HAPPENING IM SCARED

WHAT

THE FUCK

HAPPENING

GOD

STOP AULUS’ TECH WAS LEGIT

I CAN'T EVEN MEME ABOUT HIM BEING ESTINIENS VA RIGHT NOW I'M LOSING MY SHIT

em is dming me at this very moment about the fun alliance meeting the squad scene help

THIS IS SO FUCKED UP (I love it)

ZENOS IS SO BIG HE LOOKS LIKE AN OVERSIZED ADULT AT A KIDS TABLE

God

THIS IS SO FUCKED UP

Dude

Hi Anima

I knew you would be first but wow

Why was the butler top gender unlocked? Because someone at se found it in the resources went damn no one wears this and put it on everyone this expac

Nini says nope nope nope squicking right out

Hdjhsjgsbigsigsuhd

STOPPPPPPPPPPP

OH MY GOD THEY DID IT

THEY FUCKING DID IT

IM SCREAMING

NONONONONONONONONONONONO

FUCL

FUCK

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

FUXK

I literally am losing me MIND FAM

Losing my mind. Goes back to reply “yeah! :)” to Em

Help I want to SCREAM

I need to LIE DOWN

This DUTY HOLY FUCK

I was so stressed

You are so SQUISHY

NO HEALTH REGEN

OMG

crying and running in a circle for 10 mins like I'M NEVER MAKING IT TO CAMP

god the civilians fuck and like Nini would help them even then no matter what

God the ACTIVE TIME MANEUVER

CRAWLING IM SCREAMING

My friends I’m shaking

I’m scared

Frwiends

Estinien: of all the times for a disappearing act. BRO LOOK WHOS TALKING

SCREAMING Y'SHTOLA YOU GOTTA NOTICE

OH MY GODDD THE REAPER VOIDSENT WHAT THE FUCK

THE SWORD I

SCREAMING

GET AWAY FROM THEM YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SCREAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMS

IM EXHAUSTED HOLY FUCK

Omg as if I wasn’t already mega emo over Nini and Thancred reuniting as friends. The fact he can relate stoppppppppp

Estinien can I have a hug pls

How is this expansion feeding me so well I’m so full and it’s LEVEL 83

That was the wildest fucking ride

I wanna WRITE

Jdohsjgsjsg you may want to let Urianger know about the extra furs man is literally shivering his ass off I’m dyin

DUNGEON

YES THE BOPPING MUSIC FROM THE JOB ACTIONS TRAILER!!!!!

Me and lizzy: the only thing that could possibly be better is if Estinien was also a frog Boss: become frog Me: screaming

Did I restart because I literally only processed I should take a picture as frog wore off and then he never got around to doing it again… maybe

Also MINI ESTINIEN IS SMALLER THAN MINI NINI AAAAAA

Hi anima

I uh

Didn’t think I’d see you here (fear)

That was

A really cool fight holy shit

Me when the beam hit the moon and the glyph showed up: hey that’s the same as my thing!!

Hhhhhhhh stop using Krile is2g if you over exert her

WAILS I DON'T WANT TO GO ALONE SOBBBBBBB

ALISAIE GIVING YOU A GOOD LUCK PLAYER SOBS MY DAUGHTER

God the MOON

The gpose studio in the sky the lighting is amazing

Hhhhhhh WEENWOON

fist hit of that piano and I’m cryin

Jfc that VIEW

Wow

Just wow

WEENWOON WITH STARRY ROBES

Yo why the fuck is vicar Amelia on the moon shhsugsgdhdbdj

THE MOON CACTUAR DO MAKE CONTACT I WILL NOT HEAR OTHERWISE

Yoshi P really did play bloodborne huh

IS THAIS THAT MY

MY BUDDY

MY PAL

HYTHLODEOUS?????????

SCREAMMMMMMMMMSSS

In you I place my trust just as Emmet did. Bye

BELIEVE IN YOURSELF AND ALL WILL BE WELL

Bro you can just break that??

Godddd Elidibus was Zodiarks intent, his passion and will... fucccccckkk

Zenos literally not now I’m busy

Unless it stops you from like idk becoming zodiark then fine

Lmfao fucking fandaniel, stop ignoring meee

There he go

Not exactly the outcome I hoped for but also I didn’t want to fight *him*

Oh shit

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HIS HAIR

STOP

WAIT

WHAT

WHI

WHO

WHO IS TH

WHAT

WOAWOAH

WOAH

HOW

IS THIS THE FIRST TRIAL

HOW DO THEY EVEN TOP THIS

IM SCREAMING

I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE THE FINAL BOSS THEME HELP I'M LOSING MY MINNNDDD

Okay this fight was SO much fun

I also see why they killed eno and botd etc now they can remove us from combat to do cool things without penalty

It’s still a bit of a pain but not as much

I KNEW funnydan was gonna get offed via zodiark I’m glad that was a correct guess from me

H—hewwo

Oh fuck it’s the sound I knew it I knew it I knew it it’s the sound fuck

Zenos NOT NOW I'M BUSY

god go away

MY FRIENDS ARE HERE

SPRINTS

Estinien isn’t here :(

I called it you remove zodiark and you free what he was oppressing aaaaa

“What happens to the other words” “they share the fate” HE'S THINKING ABOUT RYNE’S SAFTYEJDIDBN NOOOO

The moon is a ship… for the SHARLAYANS TO LOAD ALL THE THINGS THEY’VE PREPARED ONTO BC IT’S THE APOCALYPSE BUNKER

Okay literally crashing throughout the zodiark final days lore. Goodnight ff

DAY THREE

MOON BUNS

Pack and leave all the reflections will die and we know the other stars are so far away like I really don’t think this is planned well

I’m fucking crying this moon base is borked bc no one told them what the people of the world are like now lmaooo

THAT’S RYNE AND GAIA’S CRYSTAL

Thancred I love you you have been reading my mind

Nini: what if… I don’t like carrots…

(Nini eat your vegetables)

Nini, you're even more passionate than ever to save the world. Nini: I’m not eating carrots for the rest of my life

I’m CRYING this outfit is so ugly

YOU MUST CONTINUE WEARING THESE GARMENTS

WHERE ARE THE OTHERS I WANT TO SEE THEM IN STUPID CLOTHES

THE LEOPARD PRINT

I’m crying I just saw someone in this and was like wow what a terrible glam I'M SO SORRY STRANGER IT WAS NOT YOUR CHOICE

URIANGER STOP

URIANGER NDKDHODGOJEHOBEYODBD

WHY IS HE THE FUNNIEST CHARACTER

Hey Urianger hey Um

Okay. Okay. Few had me a concern for a moment there my dude.

URIANGER DID YOU KNOW DID YOU KNOW BEFOREHAND

WHY DOES EVERYONE INTERRUPT WHEN I'M EAVESDROPPING ON URIANGER

ASK IF YOU CAN TASTE THE RAINBOW CRYSTAL stop

Uriangerrrrr I hold hand it’s gonna be okay buddy

Wehhhhhh

HE'S SUPER DROPPED THE ACCENT IM CRYING

Banging on the walls of Stephs dms LET ME YELL

I want… bloopy purple enemy as a minion

Knife emoji at these rabbits

Use these balls. throw your balls at him. Looks directly into the camera.

The tiny bunny bench… I wish I could sit sit on it

LOOKS DIRECTLY INTO THE CAMERA Koji…

Guys come ON we’re not that stupid

Please

U—uwianger ;;

PUDDINGWAY

NINI JUST: VALID

URIANGER

Steeeph I need to yell about your MAN

I love how… chill everyone is that you WENT TO THE MOON

How long until we have the convo that sharlayan is only planning on saving sharalyan and it’s knowledge and the rest of the world will be left behind by them

Because that’s coming right

They ain’t planning on saving anyone else

They’ve abandoned the people they’ve shared their homes with TWICE already like this is nothing new

THANCRED STOP CARING SO HARD IM CRYIN

inn scene inn scene pleaseeeeee

STOP

HKSLEHIRNE

I GET TO JUST HAVE THIS

I AM BLACKING OUT THIS IS A FEVER DREAM

“good you’re alone” STOP STOP STOPPP

HE'S IN CASUAL CLOTHES DHSPHSIGEIHHDBDIYDIURBE

IM CRYING

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

are you using my window

Hey

WOAH EXCUSE ME WHERE THE MATURE WARNING FOR THE BOOT ON THE RAILING FUCK FUCK

HIS FACE

COME BAAAAAACK

SCREAMS

hewwo

What

Hey if anything happens to Erenvill I’ll fight

I of course went to watch that cutscene again right away like a very normal person

Oh I guess I should actually go and watch it for the others brb

Thancred first bc he’s been giving me feelings. AND HES GIVING ME MORE FEELINGS ;;

Alphi. ALPHI hon I’d like to see them try (actually tho) HIS VOICE CRACK STOP

Alisaie. I thought about bringing some sweets but decided against it. Nini shuts the door in he face. How dare.

YEAHHH LET'S TALK ABOUT MY BODY SNATCH. WAILSSSS. SOBS MY FUCKING EYES OUT SHE PUTTING ME IN THE EMOTIONS BLENDER NOW FAM

Y'shtola. Her bringing up Ryne I cry!!! Y'SHTOLA TELL ME ABOUT MY CUTHULU ASS LOOKING SOUL PLS (I’m sorry u had to see it but pls) HER NIGHTS BLESSED FAREWELL!!!

Graha. There’s the nervous hands hehe just like exarch bringing me sammichs. Bro stop I’m scared. Lays down on the ground. Screams. Nerd.

I can not BELIEVE the undeniable FAN SERVICE that was Estiniens cutscene thank you for my fucking LIFE holy shit. The casual dress the fucking way he left jeebus I’m gonna die

Y’all thought HW was the Estinien fucker expac. Wrong it’s Endwalker.

Thav dungeon!!!

The music SLAPS

God the environment is so intense. It’s like holimster on steroids and worse…

Hey hey hey hey boss 1 the mouths?? Yeah I don’t like that…

The gear here is cute!! I need to make Nini a legit Raz-at-Han outfit

I’m also trying to think like wtf Nini’s parents would be doing rn… probably like “it’s not affecting us directly so someone else will handle it”

ESTINIENNN TAKE ME WITH YOUUUUUUU

TAKE ME WITH YOUUUUU

I KISS YOUR FACE

TAKE ME WITH YOUUU

babies first piece of gear that has better stats than my end game stuff :’)

Hhhhhhh I never found the residential district when wandering with Estinien fuck fuck fuck

Hhhhhh Nini lived here

I knew that lady was gonna change

God the son changing then just getting crushed wtfff

YES GRAHA

YES!!! EXARCH GRAHA!!!! THAT'S THE GOOD SHIT RIGHT THERE

Aaaoooooowoogoougiouvddisvsj Estinien

God I’m koed by him like being soft and open with Vrtra ;__;

VRTRA BECOME THE COOL DRAGON RULER NINI DESERVES

THAT'S THE LINE

FROM THE FUCKING TRAILER

(Cum) SHADOWBRINGERS RIFF

God when he just stood up. Man removing pants meme here

I thought my dialogue option was gonna be comforting and Nini just scolded this poor elephant! Nini no!!

The scene at the other village was v touching

NINI DIVING IN THE WATER AAAA

SAVE THE BABY NINI GO GO GO

Matsya!!! MATSYAAAAAAAAAA OMGGGG NOOOOOOOOO

ESTINIEN

ESTINIENNNNN

SCREAMS

AAAAAA

OMG THE BABY AND VRTRA ASNDJJDBGDHS

STOP IM DEAD

“May their souls be reunited one day” alphi ;;

WEHHH I LOV VRTRA

omgggggggg Nidhana giving us CHAI TEA

Nini just the LOUDEST SLURP NOISE

Oh it’s for the villagers… Nini says okay….

Hhhhhhhhh Vrtra

I love u dragon uncle bro

LAYS DOWN the thavnair divinities we’re a man and a beast and they came together and now man and dragon come together STOPPP

A sight that would have brought a smile to Ysayle’s face SCREAMMMMMMSSSSSS

What the fuck are YOU DOING HERE

I am AMAZED they’re reaching out to other nations

Legit thought they weren’t gonna do that at ALL

Children loving dragons always makes me big soft

“Ninira there is someone I also need to introduce you to. Privately.” I KNOW THIS IS W/E BECAUSE ITS MSQ BUT BROOO IM SCREAMING AT HOW I CAN USE THAT

Wow this would be the legit WORST time for her to meet her parents. Upside down emoji

I won’t do that to her actually

But I think she will either 1. Unknowingly speak to them about attending the meeting. 2. Even if not point 1 they will be there and they will make awkward eye contact...

A GOOD EGG

They really like that hair this expac huh

Okay gonna stat role quests bc I’m an Ishgard fucker

ARTORIEL TOO AAAAAAAAAAA

MY BRO

Artoriel what happened to your brothers voice

HEWWO AYMERIC I KNOW PEOPLE WHO ARE GONNA BE HAPPY TO SEE YOU

AAAAAAAA WHEN WE ALL DREW OUR WEAPONS AAAA

ohoho a command room we may enter as we please u say

I smell the ng+ crime from here

Hhh I’m so over lvled and want to keep going BUT I WANNA GO EAT WITH THE OTHERS IN RAZ-AT-HAN

BRB ARTORIEL

GASP Nini gets her Chai

YALL

I WANT TO SCREAM BUT I CAN NOT

GRAHA

SHUT THE FUCK UP

THEY PUT THE FIRST BACK IN THE MSQ SHUT UP

WAILS MY SON

MY FAMILY

hey Emet

Emet I don’t like that shhh

TELL RYNE I MISS HER

lay me down now

“If Ryne asks don’t shelter her from the truth” ;;

STOP “seek out Lyna tell her I’m happy” I’m gonna CRY

I just removed the Crystarium from my return :/

Sobs LYNA

HELLO????? RYNE?? WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY DAUGHTER SHOW ME HER NOW

oh one of these things. Is Nini on a table come on guys make the camera height accurate

Hm I didn’t like the answer I gave for the first one oops

THIS CHILD GETS THE AXE BECAUSE HE LOOKS LIKE ARDBERT

“Just like ardbert!!” SCREAMS

FEO UL!!!!!!!!

Stop Feo Ul makes sure we have good dreams ;;

RYNNEEEE

God she heard it too

MY WONDERFUL AMAZING STRONG DAUGHTER I LOVE YOU

Oh my goddddd

The shades of ur friends

Bursts into tears

Elidibus gonna make me cry AGAIN?

Omggggggggggggg he knows Zodiark is gone

Bro can we blame Fandango not me here

The sound the sound the sound it’s the sound

Aw ty Ewidibus

Ooooooooooh OG fandaniel was the one that figured shit out… huh

Weird…..

HERMES

OMGGGGGG

Whut

Omg

Elidibus can USE THE TOWER

This is BIG

And deep

EWIDDIBUS

SOB

ACTUAL AMAUROT

LMAO you yell all manner of greetings… and obscenities

EMET

OMG

PLS BE HYTH

IM GONNA

THE EMET FUCKERS GONNA DIE

HYTH

HYTH FUCKS!!!!!!!!

THOSE EYES

SCREAMS

I WANT TO YELL

YOU SEE ME NSJDHJHDJDJJDHHDHDHSHS

AETHER THE COLOUR OS AZEM SOUL STOP

I GET TO RUN AROUND WITH MY OLD FRIENDS

I'M GONNA PASS AS A FAMILIAR

I’m sorry Emet your hair is terrible

NINI IS BIGHER??????

If Azem wanted to be here she would

WELL HERE I AM

NINI IS BIGGER

HOW CAN THIS GET COOLER WTF

WE JUST GET TO BE HERE

STOP

HOLY SHIT

HE TELLS YOU IT'S RUDE TO STARE IN SHB TOO DOESN’T HERE I SWEAR I REMEMBER THAT

“The world unsundered” damn

THINKING ABOUT EM’S RHODRY UNSUNDERED HERE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I need to stop here because i can tell LOTS is about to drop

Day fooourr

we focusing role quests this morning

It’s Zephirin. All the people that said it was Zeph in the infirmary were right

This old man avoiding us

Bitch can’t hide from my echo

Ey yo what the fuck are y’all doing

Oh god YOU CLONED ZEPH WITH ALAGAN TECH UNKNOWINGLY JFC

There he go

AAAAA AYMERICCC

Walking back into the strategy room and seeing Aymeric alone like good sir are you aware of the CRIMES that will be committed here at a later date… you best prepare yourself.

IM SORRY RIDING CHOCOBOS WITH AYMERIC IM YELLING

LOOK AT HIM GO

AYMERIIICCC

okay the dragons design is really really cool

HE HAS MEMORIES OF ALL THE ROUND MIXED IN LIKE A BLENDER

Zephirin…..

Well there’s the reason he turned

Oh my GOD Aymeric protecting us while we have a vision

Emily

Emily Em Emmer Vance

I’m looking I’m looking directly at you

Omg that was the airship the archbishop used

These quests are SO GOOD

Okay lvl locked back to MSQ

Bird girl… brain powers… I’m interested to know your story

NINI STOP THAT FACE WAS SO CUTE

It’s interesting that like the convocation wasn’t an all seeking goal. Hermes seems genuinely upset that Emet has come to obvs ask he join

LMAO EMET

I said this already, I think, but I LOVE this jazz let’s get silly track

This is SO GOOD

HERMES IN THE TREE

I can’t believe I have to actually think about Nini’s ancient now

HE JUST LIKES CRITTERS

I can’t believe they just DID THIS

LIKE THIS IS REAL

Ooooooooo I understand now

Wait does that mean that when Azem stepped down pre final days that they died……..

Bruh this SONG

OH SO YOU HAPPEN TO REACT TO EMOTIONS HUH WELL

SPRIGGANS

turns around

FUCKING SHOEBILL

S H O E B I L L

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

It has no thoughts. Because it’s EMET WATCHING US

Wow not me tearing up at the simple description of Nini’s thoughts being complex and alluring

Can’t believe I’m adopting another child

I mean yeah I can

But GOD

“An apple” Nini: I sleep “with syrup! A candied apple” Nini: I WAKE

Nini: bitch GIVE US THE APPLE!!! Give my new bird child the apple they want!!!

The NIGHT THEME

HE JUST LIKES CRITTERS!!!!!!!!

LOOK AT THE KOPPRO IN THE FOUNTAINNNNN

GOOBOOOOOO

hyth my love

EMET DON'T SHIT ON GOOB

MY FLOWER

Entelechies…

I'VE SEEN THEM NOT WHOTR (I genuinely don’t know if this was supposed to be a word lmao)

Dynamis….

IF I'M THINK ITS SNEVAISE IM PICKING THIS ONE (once again???)

LMAOOOOOO

Hm so us LBing is actually us using dynamis, which we kind of established. But it’s more than that our aether is off enough that it grants us the ability to do it in the first place???

But we see NPCs lb

Is it MORE than lb is it our WoL stuff too

Friends in thinness ;;

HYTH

HE'S SULKING

yesssssssssssssss the optional Emet dialogue is back!!!

I feel like I should be taking notes… someone in the internet will do it for me

I’ll tell you the tale when we’re away from sensitive ears. HYTH I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

“Transforming in the presence of others is the equivalent of being unclothed, shameful” SPITS OUT MY DRINK SO UH WHAT ABOUT THE END OF SHB HUH BUDDY??? YOU JUST GETTING NUDE IN THE DYING GASP???

“Plead with Emet” bro the emet fuckers gonna lose their minds

I LOVE THESE LOSERS SO FUCKING MUCH

THE SHB MOUNT FUCK

I CAN HEAR PEOPLE LOSING IT

imagine if he’d summoned gwib. Fuck I wish he had

QUIET TIME WITH HYTHHHHH

SOBS ABOUT AZEM

Stop

Shut the fuck up

HYTH

IM SO EMO

He wanted us all to be together

And emmet gets tempered

Hyth gets sacrificed

And Azem gets sundered

Bro end me

He loves life

I’m gonna crY

HE LOVES LIFE AND HATES DEATH AND HIS SOUL GOT SO BROKEN AND CORRUPT I'M CRUIBGBSJE

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm the memory shit is here too

“I can feel it something you want to hide” o u c h

ALL THIS DEPRESSION MAKING ME DEPRESSED

I do like that Nini’s angst is purble

HERMES SIR

FANS SELF

Baybeeee with the fireflies

Shit I love Hermes

Him and his bedroom eyes

IS METEION GOING TO SHOW UP ON OUR STAR

Gurl what did you hear

Did you hear the sound

Hermes :((((((((((

And WHAT pray tell is THAT. That’s a Street Shark

AUMAROTINES FUCKING LOVE SHARKS

VENAT

ARE WE GETTING A DUNGEON IS THIS OUR PARTY

PLEASE

Oooooooooohhhhhgg she was a 14

PREVIOUS AZEM

WHAT

ME TOO NINI

GRAPE STORY

Venat came up with the base concept that became the blessing of light hhhhh

She makes me think of Ysayle SOBS

Oop they got me

ANSWERS

HOW do you explain this

YOU CAN'T JUST TELL THEM EVERYTHING

BRUH

Oh no

Ohnonono

The tea no longer steaming is a good touch

HHH this is complex my brain is small

EMET LMAOOOOOOO

Sorry dude but you did that

Also u got nudy in front of everyone that the dying gasp

So now I’m thinking that Meteion (or a sister but most likely just her) is the sound

Overcome with negative emotion and projecting it onto the world with such force.

Maybe even traveled the expanse of time and space to come across Eytheris in the future

Yall really just gonna be like “can’t wait for the day you die” not creepy at all

HAURCHEFANT EMOTENDIBR

Now I’m thinking Hermes caused this to make everyone suffer the same way that he deemed they made their creations suffer. To feel the fear of impending death.

The og vicar Amelia.

And so we earn its trust in the past making amicable towards us in the future on the moon

Brain explosion

This

MUSIC

WOW

HELLO

THIS FIGHT WAS BIG STRESSY

I BURNED ALL MY SWIFTS TOO SOON SCREAMMS

WOAAAH THE FINAL

Omggg I almost died

I let in like 3 orbs

Jfc

I’m sorry

I don’t like the dog

I don’t like the uncanny valley stare and it’s eyes

Remember that Tim Allen move when he gets turned into a dog but they make the dog keep his eyes

Yeah

Are you

Are you teaching me to CONTROL the echo

Aw maybe not

HERMES MAKES ME SO SAD

man I really thought that was gonna be a dungeon LET ME DUNGEON WITH VENAT AND EMET AND HYTH

is—is it really aliens

Is the sound aliens

Hermes did you unwillingly let evil alien know about us by sending your birds up into the sky

ITS ALIENS

OMG

BRO THAT AINT UR FAMILIAR ANYMORE

WHAT THE FUCK

WHAT THE FUXK

NIIINIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

SCREAMS

OH GOD

OH HOD

I DON'T LIKE WHEN THE KIDS GET CREEPY POSSESSED

SO MUCH IS HAPPENING

hehehe emet walkies

YOU MADE BAD CODE BRO

Oh so if your bad code tells you that there’s no meaning you’re just gonna forsake all of it and go crazy???

WHAT IS HAPPENING????

OH MY GOD

WE GET

WGET

DUNGEINSUEK

EMET HAS DRK

HYTY WITH A BOWWW (KAROOO OMG)

This MUSIC

I WANNA TELEPORT LIKE HYTH AND EMET

EMET JUST SAID FALL

LIKE IN HIS TRIAL

AAAAA

HOW IS THIS REAL

Omggggg the EDGE of the atmosphere we REALLY HIGH

The bookshelves

Nini: who is READING UP HERE

Wanna be ramhu ass beard

A LOT JUST HAPPENED

uhhhhhhhhggg so you wrote bad code the bad code corrupted itself and made and evil program

and now you have some to the conclusion that If we were to remove flaws WE are flaws too

I WAS READY TO FIGHT FOR YOU YOU ASS

MEMORY ALTERCATION

GODDDDD

OMGG

AWASHOUSHHD

HYTH

I'M CRYING THEY DON'T REMEMBER BC OF THIS

NOOOOO

NINI

NINIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

YOU SHITS YOU PLANNED THAT

AWHSIYSBJDU

EMET

SHUT UP

I REMEMBER

FUCK OFF

“I have no idea who the other companion might be” AGONY

MEMORY IS RETURNED WHEN YOU RETUEN TO THE SEA STSIBDOBDONS

I'M REALLY MISSING MY FRIENDS RIGHT NOW

Bruh this is so fucked

Fuck you hermes

Everything happen so much

UHG the SPOKEN answers lyrics

I WANNA GO HOMMMMEE

Wakes up on the ocular floor l. Man remember when everything was simple and we just had to stop the light

Can can we have an inn room scene a nice one

Can we lie down

AW FUCK I JUST REALIZED METEION CAN AFFECT US DIRECTLY

WE ARE SO FUCKED

Nini better get a hug

Oh at this point I would like to state my unofficial adoption of meteion I know it’s not really their fault BUT STILL

When u arrive and the moon is a big pizza pie and Lucia is glowing and there’s a cutscene warning

WHY are you just standing in the snow!! You have no weapons u buffoon!!!!

ESTINIENNNNNNN

ANDKHSIHAJIUHDIGSUHJGHGH ALPHINAUD AND ESTINIENNNNNNNN

Uhhhh can I play Estinien pls I know what his buttons do... I swear that’s the only reason…

Hhhshdjejsjsnh SOB his encouragement

I LOVE ALISAE AND GRAHA TOGETHER

I LOVE THIS FRIENDSHIP

AAAAAAAAAA ALISAIE

AAAHHHSHVSJ TRAILER

GRAHA!!!!!!!!!!

GRAHAH!!!!!!!!!

Sobs about alisaie not wanting u to shoulder the burden alone

NINI IS HERE MY BABY

“THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T SKIP YOUR SQUAT RGIMENDJSN” STOP

WAILS AS ESTINIEN AND ALPHI ARRIVE TO HELP

I just want to fight along side Estinien for the rest of time

“I can offer u protection” can u tho you just did shit aside from yell at people

Zenos… not nowww

Wow

Wait

Wtf is he gonna have to do with the end game I now know with clarity is coming

He claims to feel nothing the sound is about feeling nothing what DOES IT MEAN

Emet made him

Is2g if he saves us…. No

Emet made him immune somehow bc he remembered something… or something

Fuck

I want my friends to save me

Not you

Alisaie. I fucking love you.

Zenos im so fucking busy I don’t have time

JULLUS YES!! JULLUS FOR GARLEMALD

Oh my goddd

Look zenos u wanna throw hands fine let’s go

Let’s get this over with

Jullus good lad

MY DAUGHTER JUST ROASTING ZENOS DOING ME SO PROUD YOU TELL HIM

YES ESTINIEN

POKE THAT MAN

YOU GET HIM

LOOK AT THAT SMIRK

PUDDINGWAY

HOLYSHIT

NINI STANS A KING

“Where is star’s blasted pudding” Nini: mood

URIANGEHRBRKEB STOP

AN ENSEMBLE OF LOPORITS FOR HIS RETURN

STOP

WHY

THE BEST

I LOVE HIM

HIS SHAKE

HOLY SHIT

CAN I HAVE

I NEED

THAT PUDDING WALK AS AN EMOTE PLEASE

Aw Urianger

GOOD TO HAVETH YOU BACK

HIS SMILE

Estinien: it has a name now we can kill it Yshtola: ….no

ESTINIEN WITHOUT HIS LANCE… nakkid

Ah there it is “us first” everyone after… right if you have the time for that

NOT ESTINIEN BRINGING UP MIDDY NOOOOOOOOOO PLEASE PLEASE I WANT HIM BACK SOBS

“Make do with what you’re given or go outside” Estinien hon it’s the MOON

URIANGER CRYING OVER VEGETABLES OTHER THAN CARROTS

STOP

THE FIELDS WE PASSES BROUGHT BACK MEMORIES OF FERNDALE

SCREAMS AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS

VARLINEAUUUUU

ESTINIEN SAYING NOT TO TAKE ALPHINAUD TO THE GOLD SAUCER I'M GONNA PASS OUT (WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE GOLD SAUCER)

Nini says why the fuck are all these aetherytes in oversized ponds the fuck is wrong with sharlayans

And I’m crashing the problems of inter space travel tec will have to wait until tomorrow

Day 5????

We just jumping right back in

LALAFELL NPC!!!!

The dejection in the delivery of “teeny-tiny toy boat”

ALPHINAUD

THE FUCKING FIREWOOD STOP

“I don’t see why he takes every opportunity to bring it up. It was just firewood” THANK YOU ESTINIEN

Lyse stoops walking. Don’t ur gonna mention papalymo… mentions papalymo. BUSTS INTO TEARS

NOOOO ARTORIEL AT HAURCHEFAUNTS GRAVE perishes

Seriyu????????

Estinien please do not stab the paperwork

You lift. Nini will do the papers for you

Nini would like to go help puddingway find the ultimate sweet treat. Sounds very important and like he might need her help

Urianger you fuck

THE XOLOTL

G R A P E S

OODLES OF NOODLES

The time at the farm bore fruit Urianger is2g

“This woman is doing better that you are” wow savage

THANCRED KISS HIM I SWEAR

WHAAAAA OUR FRIENDS WOULD BE SO PROUD

Who the fuck is interrupting right as Thancred was about to mention his and Urianger’s daughter

IT'S THE AETHER PEOPLE

MEON

URIANGER BE STRONG

HER PARENTS HER PARENTS

I THOUGHT THEY WERE JUST COLLEAGUES OMGSJHSBJ NOOOOOO

Omg

I BAWLED

THE HUG

THEY LOVE HIM SO MUCH AND ANDBHD

I'M CRYING AGAIN

STILL

FUCK

URIANGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

HIS VOICE CRACK

that. That is the hardest I’ve cried so far

The HUG

AND HIM HUGGING BACK

FUCK

FUCKKKK

IT'S ABOUT LOVE

Thancred saying he needs to take Urianger out for a drink ;; we can raise a glass to moen. Fuck.

Okay se we need to talk about when it implement the “hype” music bc now is not the time

HER DAD TALKING ABOUT HER NAME BYE

I CAN'T HANDLE BEING EMO ABOUT FAMILIES ANYMORE

YOU CAN'T TELL ME ABOUT THE TWINS DAD GRINNING MADLY AND PRACTICALLY SKIPPING WHEN THEY WERE BORN IM

LEOFARD!!!!!!!! CAIT SITH!!!

Emmanilain and this fucking Limsan dude I’m

I WENT ALL THE WAY TO THE ENTRANCE wow dude

Who the fuck do you know in the sky pirates

Nini: relics are cool but did you bring me dango?

What would this even be like if you hadn’t done ANY of these side stories

TATARUUU

THEIR MOM

LMAOOOOO

TEENY TINY TOY BOAT

I LOVE THEIR MOMM

ERENVILL YES

GOOD BUN

CIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

IM SORRY CID

ALPHA

NERO

ALPHA

Just how SHORT this scene would be if you’d not done anything????

PLEASE

MIDDY???

AAAAAA WUAIBEJ DRAGONS

MIDDDNDIHSHHDHHDJEHDJ

NO I WANT TO SEE HIM

I WANT TO SEE MY DAD

They can’t

NOOOOOO

they can’t make me they can’t dad him like this

SCREAMMMMSSSSSS

I’m no

;________________;

I KNEW HE WAS DOING THE WHOLE I MUST PROTECT YOU NO MATTER THE COST SHIT BUT IM STILL GONNA CRY

THEY FAMIBKY AGAIN

Idk what I thought the spaceship would look like but holy shit

That’s the Normandy

Krile whatever you are thinking. No

Estinien sensing great power gives me feelings

We just… journey to the center of the earthing this huh

KRILEEE you are not a weak link

Estinien ;; you made her laugh ty

IT'S THE PRESENT THAT NEEDS PROTECTING YOU HAVE GROWN SO MUCH

Aw fuck should I have done role quest for gear???? This dungeon isn’t dropping armor (now knowing it unlocks after wtf the dungeon should drop gear)

IM GONNA FUCKING CRY

PAPALYMO

MOEN

URIANGERRRRRRRRRRR

NO NO NO HAIRCHEMDNDIS

I don’t remember what Estinien said I was crying

MINFILIA

THANCRED I

The bosses were meh I mean Amon was good and like Thancred said we should have seen that coming, but the garlean ones I SLEEP why are they still relevant

YSALE IM SCREMAINDHSISH ESTINIEN

SAY SOMETHING

OKAY HE DOES AFTER THE FIGHT IS OVER

SOBS

ALPHI TOO

okay time to talk to the fucked up crystal that I still don’t trust

Amon just go

Hhhhhh don’t don’t bring up the others remembering too

Unless ur gonna let me say one last goodbye

To him and Hyth

Fuck udude

YOUR STUPID BIRD ANSWERED THIS BECAUSE WITHOUT CONFLICT THERE IS NO BALANCE WITH OUT PAIN THERE IS NO JOY WITHOUT FAILURE THERE IS NO SUCCESS

Hello

What

Omg

ASAHI IS GOING TO THROW HANDS FOR USING HIS BODY???

Holy shit

“Next time we will find the answer together” bro

I dunno which one to pick that’s not really in character for Nini. As much as I want to pick it

Byyyye Asahi won’t miss you

Ilu Alphi you tell him

Woah

That design

FROM THE ASHES OF HATE SPRINGS LOVE WARM AND PURE IM GONNA DIE

SCREAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMSSSSSSSSSS

Boo the Hydaelyn fight is a “test”

I wanted her to be sketch

TRUST

I CAN TRUST

STOP

LETS GOOOOOOOO

How many more times can they remix answers I’m gonna CRY

I'M NOT ESTINIEN IM NOT I’VE ALWAYS KNOW YOU LOVED SINCE DAY ONE

Just gonna be thinking about Estinien and Love for the next 20000000000000000000000 years don’t mind me

I’m gone

I’m in gpose and haven’t started yet

But if she has light rampart I’m gonna scream

WOW

Okay but TRUSTS WAS SO FUN

HOW THEY GET HIT AT FIRST AND LEARN BC THEY'VE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE

ALL THE BANTER

ESTINIENN!!!! Warning the twins I’m gonna CRY

jdohsugskbduihejhdbdjej he stared to LB but Alisaie stole it. Legend

Alphi winded after ;;

“All in a days work” Estinien pls

FUck hydaelyn made me cry

Okay fine you don’t have to be evil

I guess

Would have been cool

But you were okay after all

INN ROOM

FRIENDS???????

My sleepy Nini

Baby

HYTH

HYTH PLS

hhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I think we deserved a scene with EVERYONE BUT FINE I WILL TAKE HYTH

URIANGER DREAMED OF MOEN NOSHOSBIDIHEMSJ

Hyper hopper…..

TATARUUUUUUUUU

WE WILL COME BACK

TATARU’S BOUTIQUE

Send Emmanilain off to go eat archon loaf :)

TATARU I WILL COME BACK

ALSO I WILL DIE FOR YOU

I love snow weather but I don’t want these scenes to have snow so

Off to role quest

Y’all had 4 archbishops in only eighty years

The fuck they doing the last one was like dry leather I thought he’d been archbishop for EIGHTY YEARS MINIMUM

AYMERIC IS NOW ACCOMPANYING YOU

EEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMM I AM DYING

I CAN NOT WAIT FOR EM TO DO THESE QUESTS

EM YOUR FOOD

ITS HERE

AYMERIC YOUR FAAACCCCEEE ;;

Aymeric with the staff owo

Aw I was gonna lose my mind if he’d healed

WOW him just taking aggro hard off the bat

Ooooooo new combat voice lines!!!

That was good

HIS FACE

AYMERIC U WOULD NEVER BECOME A BEAST WAILS AT THIS

HIS FAAAAACE

Look I may not have done any of the other role quests and I may be incredibly biased but this story is gonna be a hard one to top IMO

Okay BACK TO MSQ (scared honk)

And the weather is still crummy and only gonna get worse… fiiiine

RAINBOW PUDDING Nini is LISTENING

WAILS SIT DOWN WITH THE OGSSS

I’m sorry Urianger with the giant tankard lmaooo no way he is a wine guy come onn

THANCRED MENTIONING DRYBOONEE

THANCRED AND URIANGER MARRIED AND TRAVELING TOGETHER 5 EVA

Y'SHTOLA PROMISING TO TAKE THEM TO SEE RYNE SOBBBBBBBSSSS

I’m

My FAMILYYYY

DRUNK URIANGER STOP

STOP MAKING HIM SO GOOD I CAN'T

SLEEPY KIDS

Krile ;;

“I worry for your happiness” END ME

DON'T BRING UP TRUE LOVE IM TOO WEAK

Good to see you awake, G'raha Tia

ALISAIE PLEASE IT WASN'T THAT BAD

Okay

I’m ready to this to either kill me with family feels or be so stupid I die, Estinien here I come

SCREAMMMSSS HIS FALCONERS TOP OUTFIT THANK YOU

“What this isn’t the first time you’ve seen me without my armor surely” 1) you showed up to my room wearing less. 2) I’m allowed to stare

Estineinejgejrhdj DONT BE RUDE YOUR MAKING HIM SAD

SEEING YOU WITH YOUR MOTHER BROUGHT BACK FOND MEMORIES OF MY OWN BYE BYE BUE NEUBRKGSJAJ

SONION SONION

WAILS

I SHOULD BE THANKING YOU BC I WOULDN'T BE ALIVE SCREAMMMMMSS

NINI THANKS YOU BOTH AS WELL

HER FAMILY

YELLLLLLLS HIS FFAAACCCCCCCCCCCEEEEE

his floating things. Estinien sjdhdjs

I AM sad we didn’t get to have tea with them and mom tho god

My entire life for that cutscene

Actually maybe not seeing that was for the best I might have actually died

Tho how could I when the bed room scene exists.

Awww did Alisaie’s words sting little man :)

Tataru ;___; every time

Omggg all the NPCs here to see you off

ALPHAAA

UNCLE VRTRA THANK YOU

ERRENVILL I LOVE YOU

Coult and Hoary…. ;; Hoary gives Nini the biggest hug she deserves it and he deserves to give it

Moen’s parents ;;

CIDDDD

NERO POSING WITH THEM

WASNT EVERYONE JUST CALLING FATHERS TEEN TINY TOY BOAT

CAN WE NAME IT THAT PLEASSSEEE

ARE WE CALLING IT LOUISIOX STOP

MY HEART

RAGNAROK

OKAY

We actually gonna blend up primals into space juice

I guess we are… okay

HUG YOUR CHILDREN BEFORE THEY GO

OOOOUOHIUJSBJSGISO THE LAUNCH SCENE

THAT'S THE SAME ZOOMY PRIMALS FROM THE 1.0 TRAILER

HOLY SHIT SUSANO AND GARUDA BANTER MDJDJBDJDH

BISMARRKKKK!!!!!

That was so cool

I’m reeling at how sci-fi this has become

I’m thinking about u Cyan. U and your sci-fi star finder aus

The portable teleporter thing is gonna be important isn’t it

Everyone uses it and Nini doesn’t.

Nini’s gets destroyed or dropped or knocked away at the last second

Or Nini uses it to send everyone away but doesn’t use it herself

Or Nini is in such danger that at the last second to get away they’re used and that saves the wol

SOMETHING STRESSY IS GONNA HAPPEN WITH THEM

Ruh-oh

Don’t like that

DON'T LIKE THAT

DON'T LIKE THAT DONT LIKE THAT DON’T LIKE THAT

DON'T HURT

OH THE GLOWIN EYES NOOOOPE

DONT HURT

G’RAHA

THANCRED

WHWRE IS HE

WHERE IS THANCRED

HYTH

HYTH AND EMET

YOOOOOOOOOOOO

THE

SKY

MUSIC

WOW

Urianger being so worried about Thancred ME TOO

“I feel as though I may lose my footing at any moment” DRAGOON SPACE MEMES ARE STILL VALID LETS GOOOOO

Omega this part is from omega’s home world

This place is a literal mash up of all the dead stars

Wow not me just standing beside Estinien on the hill taking screenshots of them silhouetted against the sky and crying

They’re here at the edge of the universe TOGETHER

IT'S SO DAUNTING BUT THEY HAVE EACH OTHER

LAYS DOWN

And the dragons... middy’s star. The conflict between middy’s home and omegas

COOL COOL COOL

NONE OF YOU CAN SEE THEM

THATS COOL

Estinien wanting to talk hhhh thank you

HE SEES THEM TOO

AAAAA

DRAGON BOND

OMG

THE WAR KILLED THEM ESTINIEN THE SPACE WAR

Shit are we just ON the og dragon star

MIDDY IF YOU SHOW UP I WILL LOSE MY SHIT

Okay no I was right at first, this is a scrapbook of all failed worlds this PART is just the dragon star

Meteion that’s super fucked up

HERMES WOULD NOT HAVE WANTED BEING SUFFERING FOR AN ETERNITY TO SUPER POWER YOUR DEPRESSION BEAM

URIANGERRRR

don’t fucking LIKE THAT

come down here bird bitch let’s throw hands and I’ll unmake you

Thancreddsd nononononono

U TRIED HON I LOVE YOU FOR TRYING

DON'T TALK LIKE HE'S DEAD HE IS NOT DEAD

Omg the quests names… are corrupted

Hhhhhh

I am once again BEGGING MIDDY PLEASE

I’m losing it dragon star war lore

MIDDY PLEASE

Searching these eggs is making me SADD

“You search the cliff tops I’ll search the plains” hey Estinien you can jump should we not IDK TRADE

FUCK MAINT. I’mma just chill in the hub and look at the sky and cry for the next 10 mins until logout

Day 6… LAST DAY??? FEAR

Oooooooo the loading screen for Ultima Thule

Go in gpose and almost die because the shoebill is RIGHT THERE HOW DID I NOT NOTICE??? Oh it is just the minion of someone doing this quest

No path bc the dragons see no path forward D E E P

THE RESOLVE IN HIS FACE

Estinien just don’t do something like Thancred okay

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Let’s go

MY FAMILY MIGHT STILL BE ALIVE WEEP

YOU TELL HIM BABE

ILU

REVENGE OF THE HORDE

THIS POSE

HELP

SCREAMS

DO NOT THANCED THIS

NOT NOW

NINI NEEDS YOU

THYRE GONNA COME BACK I LNOW

BUT

IM CRYING

ME TOO ALPHI

IT WOULD NOT LEAD US ASTRAY HE WOULD NOT

I CANT

I cant

I think Urianger has to hold Nini back no way she’s just watching that.

DID THE MUSIC CHANGE!!?????????? It’s more lively. What the fuck. SOKEN IS2G

I’m just gonna sit down I don’t want to go on. THOUGH THEY ALREADY TOOK WHAT WAS MOST IMPORTANT

immmm gonna call Graha is either next or last

He just claimed he was unsure he was up to the task so he either will throw himself at whatever’s next or will need to see the others sacrifice what they have first

This music DEF changed I hate this

GHOST BABY!!!!

Okay Yshtola is next IRONIC SINCE SHE JUST SAID “WHY IS THIS ALWAYS THE COST” WHICH IS DOUBLY IRONIC GIVEN HER RASH TENDENCIES

NO I JUST REALIZED WE STILL HAVE TO DO THE LAST DUNGEON NO ESTINIENNN

Okay so Graha, Alisaie and Alphinaud are going to make it that far at least

These bloopy boos have gone from cute to unnerving

God Hermes all the stars are devoid of life because your messed up code thought it was right to give depressed people more depression

U R I A N G E R

I know other Scions are gonna give themselves up for progress before the end but NO

Wow their voices

Yshtola. Queen

SOBS

THERE SHE GO

AZEMS MAGIC

SOBS

URIANGER

I WILL SUMMON U ALL BACK I SWEAR

Graha taking lead ;;

Portal of Wisdom I’m upsetti

OMGEA WORLD

CYAN

ALPHATRON

Collecting Aether currents marking me SAD

The lore in this zone is a FEAST

XOLOTL

HELLO WORLD

jumps off the platform and into the abyss

I’m extra glad we last min farmed omega now

God so many people while doing MSQ have had great minions out. I saw so many ancient ones in Elpis and now people with Middy and OMG

Graha

;________;

FIST BUMP

STOP

Hjwjwoheihwoiwhhwhwhwh

Graha has found himself and I’m crying

All the fucking ShB music O

ALISAIE

THE CRYSTAL

SHE HATES NOBEL SACRIFIVE

NOW THE SONG HAS LYRICS HOD I T BUILT UP OVER TIME IM

SOKEN

They all leave as if it’s nothing how do you think we feel FUCK MEEEE

I need to talk to the twins always but how can I when everything Alisaie says means I have to read the chat box through tears

THIS FUCKING SONG

HOLDS MY CHILDRENS HANDS

with you and Alisaie beside me there is nothing I fear

I’m crying

WHO IS MY TRUSTS THO

IM MISSING MY TANK

Alphi describing the party dynamic kill me

Offer a word of comfort. Both of them: NO U

Oh the music just STOPPED

I don’t like that

SCREAMSSSSSS MY KIDS

CAN I PICK ALL THE DIALOGUE OPTIONS PLS

I CANT NOT YOU TOO

WAILS

I WILL

GET

YOU

ALL

BACK

“I can not bear the thought of making you suffer so” WAILS

MY SON

ITS OKAY

ALISAIEEEE

DIES

DONT CRY

STOP

YOU CAN NOT

You go my children I believe in you

DONT LIKE THE CREEPY TELEPORTING

THE

MUSIC

ANSWERS AGAIN

SOKEN HOW MANY TIMES CAN YOU REMIX ANSWE—

OH MY GODDDDDDD

God the hard cut to the silence again

AGONY

HEY

WHOMST

WHOMST THE FUCK

DONT HARD CUT

WHI WAS IT

;; NINIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

god how is it possible to love ur own character so much

Oh we can’t run

Effective

ARDBERT

AREBERT PLEASE I NEED YOU NOW MORE THAN EVER

HAURCHEFANT

SASHEOEHEIHEJEIHE

BAWLSINFB

SORRY IM DUMB???? LYSE????????????

I ALSO—

AYMERIC????????? WAS THAT AYMERIC???

NAMAMO??? I think

RAUBAHHHAAANN

MAN IDK

I RMEMBER THIS LINE I DONT REMEMBER-- OH HEIN

UHHHHHH IDK

I HAD BAD AUDIO RETENTION I GUESS I REMEMBER NONE OF THESE VOICES LMAO

BEG LUG

RYYYYYYNEEEEEEEEE

VRTRA

WHO SAYS LET'S FINISH THIS I AM STRUGGELONG

I NEED SPARKNOTES

HYTH HYTH AND EMEMT

JSKEHIDGJDBEIYHR

COME HELP MEEE

Hyth I love you so much

UNTEMPERED EMET LOVES THE LIFE OF THENPLANET SKDHSJHS

A FLOWER

MY FRIEENNNNDSSSSSSSSS

MY FAMILY

EMET

You absolute theater kid

Him affirming there’s more out there

As the bearer of the Crystal hhhh

I CERTAINLY DID

STOPPPP

I love them both so much

THE SMILE

AGAIN

DIES

sorry Nini running across the flowers to throw herself directly into Estiniens arms bye

ALISAIE “if anyone will need to keep up its Estinien!” God

They can’t get rid you you guys your relationship is only just starting and I love it

I FEEL AS IF I HAVE FOUND A NEW PLACE FOR MYSELF

SCREEEAMMMSSS ESTINIENNNNNNNN

If u prefer action :)

Wow

This music is so

And the dungeon is

WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE THESE LITTLE SCUBA BOYS

THEY MAKE NAMAZU SQUEEKS

Instantly dies to the first boss

Oh boy

The weather here is “Inevitability”

ALPHINAUD DIED

Omggg the second area

THESE BOSSES GOT MECHS HUH

Wow

This is beautiful

Estinien has lots to say here

Holds his hand

Omggg the CHANGE after you beat the last boss

Where is Zenos

Like he’s coming isn’t he

Omg

The DESIGN

ENDSINGER

MY FRIENDS

ESTINIENNNN

NONONO ALPHI SOBS AT URIANGER HURRYING TO HIM

GRAHA

GONNA

DO OT

THE

TELEPORT

I KNEW IT

NINIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

SCREAMS

FUCKEID

Zenos

It’s zenos

SHINRYU

YOU CAME

AS SHINRYU

PLEASE ZENOS

BUSY

excuse me

What

What the fuck

Rubs between my eyes

Like congrats zenos fuckers but

Sighs

Nini says please leave

Okay

Riding Shinryu

Is bad ass

SHINRYU ULTIMA THORDAN HADES REMIX WHAAAT

BRO

This WAITING ROOM

MMAAAAN

Rattles EX I need the music

WITNESS WITNESS WITNESS!!!

Bro this fight

Was incredible

The mechanics were so good

THE SHOCK ABOUT DYNAMIS AT THE TANK LB

THE REVERTING THE ULT

OUR FRIENDS OUR FRIENDS I CANT SEE IM CRYING

THIS IS THE END OF OKAMI

SCREAMMMMMSSS

I DIED CASTER GREED

finish the final boss on the floor thumbs up

Meteion I’m glad you could be restored ;; you didn’t do wrong you did your best and no one helped you soon enough to change it

I’m scared

The cut music

Zenos is still here

I’m scared

No zenos. No it’s not about that at all. It’s not about being a hero and the thrill, it's about LOVE and protecting all you Love no matter the cost.

I have had enough. This ends

No Zenos I haven’t MUSTERED THE DESIRE I just need you to stop calling me when I leave you on read it’s getting annoying

MUUUSSICCC

haihsjhsy when he just OBLITERATES YOU and you have to revive yourself GODDDDD

THE ACTIVE TIME MANEUVER

HOW DKNEOUSHISYIDHEJIS HOW IS N

NINI JUST PUNCHES A WHAT 7+ FOOT MAN IN THE FACE HDHSH

DONT KICK MY CHILD

NIIINIII

this is some Sasuke Naruto shit right here

It’s the dog

The dog brought the teleporter

Also the teleporter used to save WoL at the last second called it

EVERYONE’S DISTRESSED VOICES

ALISAIE CRYING

MY FRIIIIIENNDSSSSS BAWLS

EVERYONE GATHERED AROUND WHILE UR UNCONCIOUS MY FAVE TROPE

I’m sorry everyone I love u all

hahshshshshhsj Alphinaud offering his hand I cry

The lighting in here is terrible I would have loved to have woken up in sharlyan but I guess that would have killed the ship returning cs lmaoo

Fine

Fuck walking Estinien can carry her

Whaaa TATARUUUU

THESE CREDITS

WITH ALL THE ARR PICS IM

SOB

HW PICS NOW ;;

FUCKING FIREWOOD

Arddbberrrttttt

THE INCLUSION OF THE WARRIOR OF LIGHT IN THE CREDITS I’M CRYIN MY DAUGHTER

EVERYONE

HYTH AND FRIENDS

THE ART!!!

Lays down

This final bit is a lot

I like the idea to publicly disband but not

I like that everyone will come back if needed

I CRY over Alphinaud

Estinien being offered a ficking GARD DUTY JOB BY AYMERIC LMAOOOOOO

Looks like he and Nini are going to Thavnair how FANTASTIC :)c

Ty se for my Estinien in Thavnair life

I’m so glad he got the shenanigans music

I dun wanna turn this in

BUT I DOOO

SOBS

WE GOIN BTO PANDIMINUSINSJ WITH EWIWDIBS

I don’t know how to round out my feelings

This was a great end and I’m excited to see where they go from here

Also

Time skip owo?????? I smell it.

#Jayne plays ffxiv #Endwalker #6.0 #6.0 spoilers #this one is a doozy #and very long because I screamed a lot #there's a lot of incomprehensible just ??? at parts too #and terrible jokes #and some big brain predictions (go me)#just a compilation of pure emotions #i had this on the go the entire time #congrats if you read bc I think this one is much longer than my ShB one

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Movies I have seen so far in 2018

A few of these arent new movies, just ones ive watched for the first time in 2018. I felt like doing this cuz I really love watching movies and felt that it might be a good version of those "good things" jars, but instead it's movies I saw. Some reviews are short, mostly cuz I didnt really have much in the way of opinions, but I did have something to say.

Just incase you havent seen them. I have tried to keep them spoiler free, but if you dont want even vague non spoiler spoilers, the list of movies is as follows;

The Grand Budapest; The greatest showman; Jumanji: out of the jungle, King Arthur: legend of the sword, The Black Panther, Shape of water, Thor Ragnarok, the Emoji Movie, the Good Dinosaur, Jurassic world, Incredibles 2, Hotel Transylvania 3, Ant-man, A Wrinkle in Time, Lara croft: tomb raider, Guardians of the Galaxy volume 2, Spider-man homecoming, Ant-Man and the Wasp, Avengers age of ultron (semi live blogged), Captain America civil war, Avengers Infinty War, Deadpool 2016, King Arthur the one with kiera knightly, Deadpool 2, The Nutcracker, four realms, Venom, Love, Simon, Ready player one, Aquaman, Solo, a star wars story, Ghost stories (2018), Wreck it Ralph, Ralph breaks the internet, Goosebumps 2, Hidden figures, The meg, Pacific Rim, Pacific rim uprising, Wrath of the Titans, Mission impossible: fallout,Oceans 8, The Breadwinner, Mune, Operation Finale, The House With A Clock In Its Walls, Bad times at the El Royale, Outlaw king, Gnome alone, Journey to the center of the earth, Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy, Vvitch, Ex machina, To all the boys ive loved before, Extraordinary Tales, The Golden Compass, Erramentari, the blacksmith and the devil, Dragon heart, The black klansman, Robin Hood 2018, The Princess of Thieves, First Man, Bohemian Rhapsody, What we do in the Shadows, Overlord, For the Love of Spock, Next Gen, Small Foot, The Spy who Dumped Me, The Nun, Kin, Crazy Rich Asians, Spider-Man, Into the Spiderverse, A simple favor, Predator 2018, Rampage, 47 meters down, 2036 Origin Unknown, 2001 A Space Oddessey, The Martian

The grand Budapest hotel - good, great visuals. I enjoyed it.

The greatest showman - wonderful music, actual circus parts were good, the rest was boring. Its really short, and I felt it focused to much on the drama in pt barnums life, too much focus on a silly fuax love triangle, not enough on the acts themselves. I went in hoping to see the acts interact and actually be presented as the forefront. The beginning showed this magnificent scene with the acts, with this wonderful musical number that made me tear up. But then, it was just about Barnum and his kids being boring most of the time. The songs and musical scenes though? Absolutely wonderful, magnificent, stunning, and entertaining. Zendayas and Zac efrons characters duets? Beautiful, I loved the song and choreography. I just feel like the emphasis should have been on the circus itself. Hugh jackman. Needs. To. Do. More. Musicals.

Jumanji: out of the jungle - hilarious omg I laughed my ass off!

King Arthur: legend of the sword: wtf was this movie bro? I mean. I have a new song in my cars playlist, but wtf.

The Black Panther - IT WAS SO COOL! I loved the visuals and the storyline. Shuri is my favorite genius and I can’t wait for more Black Panther

Shape of water: absolutely beautiful omg

Thor Ragnarok: you mean that was the actual movie, that tumblr wasn’t just fuckin with me, like, those were real ass scenes that were filmed?

the Emoji Movie: bad, forgettable, literally did not remember watching it till a friend asked me.

the Good Dinosaur: literally a children's movie, idek why I watched it tbh

Jurassic world: THE HUBRIS OF MAN! THE INDO RAPTOR! BLUE! They made... An indoraptor. Not just any raptor, oh no, that's not enough for the hubris of man, its an indoraptor. What's an indoraptor you may ask? Well it's when you mix a raptor, with the indominous rex DNA. But Cotie, didn't the indominous rex already have raptor DNA? Wasnt that the whole thing that it was a t-rex with raptor DNA? Yes, yes it was. But this one is different, it's smaller, it's smarter, it made to obey commands like a war machine, it's the I N D O R A P T O R! So it's just a super powered velociraptor? Yes, yes it is. So what makes it special? THE HUBRIS BEHIND IT!

Incredibles 2: awesome! I loved it! Those flashing scenes really were no joke though. I don't have epilepsy, but damn those scenes were hard to look at. But I absolutely love the fact that edna babysat jack jack for a night, and gave him a super babysuit. I hope we get to see more of the other superheroes helping out the incredibles!

Hotel Transylvania 3: it was a good movie. Its the only Adam Sandler movie series I can stand, but it was a decent movie. I like the introduction of the van helsing family, and the whole premise. Plus I love the message that its possible to fall in love again.

Ant-man: "in like the Flynn" niiiiiiiiice Tangled ref! "ANT-THONY!!!!" Ok that was a fun and hilarious movie. I fucking love the three wombats, especially Luis omg. Also I love Scott lang relationship with his daughter and that he was the driving force behind his motivation. Also not gonna lie, I kinda watched this one so I could go see Ant-man and the Wasp, but I liked this one too.

A Wrinkle in Time: FUCK ITUNES NOT WANTING TO WORK DURING THIS MOVIE! ok but Chris Pine as a Dad? Awesome. "Happy anniversary, if only you'd dissapear too" wow, these high school preps are viscous. Also I love the little kid calling out grown ups for being pieces of shits. Also this movie was adorable and heart felt and I loved the mix of fantasy and science that made it a science fantasy movie omg.

Lara croft: tomb raider: ok but the girl who kicked Lara crofts butt in the beginning has me gay as Fuck man. "OPEN IT! OPEN IT! OPEN IT!" OK calm down Nicolas cage.

Guardians of the Galaxy volume 2: omg that was indeed another real marvel movie I had just seen. I can't believe the stooges are a space family that just, does stupid things. I love them all.

We gonna start some parralels; a wrinkle in time - a movie about two siblings trying to find their dad who has been lost for 4 years. They get him back through the power of love; Lara Croft: Tomb Raider - a daughter finds some adverturing stuff to lead her to her father who had been missing for 7 years. Tries to get him back by killing men. Doesn't, and then kills more men; Gaurdians of the Galaxy volume 2: a boy finds his father after 34 years, but turns out he is a huge fucking jerk, also finds that Mary poppins was his dad after all, but then both Mary poppins and jerk dad died, with varying degrees of mourning from Boy.

Spider-man homecoming: omg so many second hand embarrassment scenes but it was so good! I laughed my ass off at the ending omg tony no. But also, that awkward moment when ur dates dad threatens your life and he actually meant it...

Ant-Man and the Wasp: Dude. Duuuuuuude that end credit scene. Duuuuuuuuuuuuuude. That movie was just as hilarious as the first ant-man movie omg! It was fun and incredibal and I'm so happy the 3 combats were there. I was losing my shit over the baba yaga stuff!

Avengers age of ultron (semi live blogged): god, I'm 9 minutes in and I hate this movie... 13 minutes in an ur telling me this could've been avoided if marvel hadnt turned two Romani (from what I remember of mutant canon) characters into, not only human expirements instead of mutants, but voluntary hydra agents. -sighhhh-... 20 minutes in and why, why Tony, just... Tell the team, why do we gotta have lazy 'i dont wanna communicate' writing bullshit...Jarrrrrviiiiissssss my boy T.T... Did they really just try to make dissimising female characters and using their achievements as a sort of 'my horse is bigger than yours' as quality character writing? God this Bruce/Nat romance is so forced... Oh no, Ultron fucking appeared, why does he sound like a bad Tony stark impression? Ultron is fucking annoying... Fuck man, the plot with the twins have arrived, and I hate it... -mentions Wakanda- thanks for reminding of a better movie I could be watching... God, the acting is either way too dry, or way too ham... Wow... Clint is... The most mature person in the movie... Wow, the scene where Nat reveals she is infertile, is worse than I thought it would be, and I knew it would be awful... Hour and a half in, still bad... Though ultron is now acting like a c h i l d... Oh no, now we creating Ultron 2.0 this time its Jarvis... Please discuss it with the team, pleeeease... Annnnnnnd U didn't... Fuck... I'm so tired, 1 hour and 31 minutes and the team is fighting... Thor coming in for the jarvis Saaaave! Yassss vision with the worthy of the hammer! Okay the battle scene with ultron was pretty cool. Still dont like the movie over all.

Captain America civil war: not as much fighting as advertised. Too much 'we arent going to sit down and communicate' trope. Honestly I was too bored and tired to really actually pay attention to closely... All I got from it is the russos need to learn what a get along shirt is and be better film makers.

Avengers Infinty War: wtf, what the fuck, was that. That was some fuck right there. You are telling me thanos was really able to get the soul stone like That? And the mind stone like That? And all that other bull shit? Y'all Russo better be ready to have thanos ass kick in the next avengers movie. But damn that was some shit that happened.

Deadpool 2016: I loved every bit of the movie omg, it was everything I hoped for out of a deadpool movie.

King Arthur the one with kiera knightly: That uh, sure was a King Arthur movie? Way less weird than King Arthur Legend of the sword. Merlin didnt cast magic, and arthur was a Roman, but guinevere is a kick ass archer, soooo acceptable...

Deadpool 2: THAT WAS FUCKIN HILARIOUS I LOVE DEADPOOL SO MUCH! god I love this movie, I would die for dominoe.

The Nutcracker, four realms: such a cute af movie omggggggggggggg. I loved Captain Phillip the nutcracker soldier and the gold highlight they put on his lips 💓

Venom: listen. I did no t see this film for quality. I saw it for the symbi ote ok. Ok. I lov it. But blease for the love of god.... Y.... Did...... The......... Symbiote........ Take the shape of a sexy comic book lady..... When........ The same sexyness could have been achieved by letting the symbiote be big beefy orc like lady....

Love, Simon: I'm not one for these films... I dont like these films... They are teary eyed wholesome cake frosting that make my cold gay heart sick... That being said... I relate, I relate so much... Also... If I was in simons shoes and the blackmailing weasle Martin outed me? They would still be scraping him off the pavement... That is all.

Ready player one: it wasn’t as bad as some of the things i heard about it on tumblr, but its not one I will watch again.

Aquaman: "show off, heh, I could've just pee'd on it" is the exact quality line I want out of my films. Also that was soooooooo awesome! I loved it! More Aquaman!

Solo, a star wars story: Not bad, but not great, it kept on plot really well, not memorable but I won’t knock it. I still say the actor playing Han Solo looks photoshopped and not real.

Ghost stories (2018): awful... It was slow and boring, and I didnt like it... I rented it through itunes and it glitched part of the way through and I stopped being able to see the picture. Even after I got it working again I still didnt like it... Though I did like the message of "dont be a bystander", but the whole this was boriiiiiinnnnnnnggggggggggg.

Wreck it Ralph: okay, technically I caught the beginning like 4 or 5 years ago, but I finally actually watched it and it wasnt bad. Will go see the sequel.

Ralph breaks the internet: WAYYYYYY better than the emoji movie, also, I really loved the princesses scene, the bright colors, and following Venelope through the internet... Also.... Ralph........ WTF..................... Also............................. that Stan Lee cameo.................................... Heartbreaking............

Goosebumps 2: Mr. Chu and his Halloween obsession is me... Stones appearence had me dying omg... Also where tf r ppl getting these awesome super cool Halloween stuffs!

Hidden figures: IM NOT CRYING UR CRYING! omg such a great movie i fucking loved it. Couldnt understand a WORD of math that went on, but damn girls, calculate that shit.

The meg: listen... Listen... The trailer looked stupid... And ridiculous... I just... Wanted to know how bad... And it was bad... But it was incredibally enjoyable omg... I loved it... In all seriousness, it was actually a pretty beautiful movie when it came to marine life and the wonder behind it, and it was anti shark culling for fins, and it was very clearly "not all sharks are bad, they do as they do, but megalodon is about to fuck our shit up."... It was also fucking hilarious... My favorite character was meiying, the little 8 year old in the movie... The love plot wasnt forced and they way they did it the two leads were not having it and had actual chemistry... Just... Also the dog... The dog does not die... Pippin lives... The wedding is not ruined... Also the shark ate a billionaire soooooooo... We good meg... We good...

Pacific Rim: yes I know, I took a long ass time to watch this movie... But Listen... Explody robots and monsters... Hannibal chau... Look... I just... Sometimes take a long time to watch movies... You wanna know how long it took me to watch Merlin BBC? I watched every episode as it came out and then put off the last episode for 5 years... Listen...

Pacific rim uprising: ok I watched the first one so I could watch the one with my boi John Boyega in it.

Wrath of the Titans: wtf kind of movie... Like really what the f... Since when is zues ever responsible and wise.

Mission impossible, fallout: I liked it. It's an action movie. Saw it for my birthday, kinda interested in the other mission impossible movies now. I appreciate the advance tech and the obviously stupid impossible shit.

Oceans 8: Listen, i have never been interested in the Oceans franchise, i dont want to see crusty men steal things, but lads, im gay. Extremely gay, just, shamelessly gay.

The Breadwinner: holy shit that was a good movie.

Secret of the Kells: eh, it was a good movie. Not my favorite, but it was good. I mostly just like the animation.

Mune: Guardian of the Moon: dat was a cute movie, and also i loved Munes Design, he is a little fawn

Operation Finale: Wow, that was an amazing film, absolutely superb. Not at all like the trailers. Seriously, what is it and trailers where everything has to either be an high stakes action movie or a romantic comedy? but this film, spectacular.

The House With A Clock In Its Walls: A Neat little movie. Corny, but i liked it. like, its a kids movie in the same way A Wrinkle In Time is, but this one was little less disney-fied in the way that they needed to have this overarching lesson of empowerment, and more “this is a kids movie to enjoy, like Halloweentown”

Bad times at the El Royale: neat movie, somewhat engaging, kept losing focus at the slow parts... Liked the Chapter title cards... Can't remember who that "important person" was supposed to be.... I think I may have missed it...

Outlaw king: I liked it! Way better than Braveheart! Also.... Cpine was not that naked.... Butt....

Gnome alone: weird, didn't like it, like a bad combo of Mean Girls and Coraline?

Journey to the center of the earth: I said old movies were gonna be on this list now didnt I? Also this movie was awesome and I wish the book was real too.

Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy: Nice!!! I had been meaning to read the book before I watched the movie, but I've packed my book away soooo, MOVIE. Also out of all thw sci fi movies that have destroyed planets, this is by far the only good one.

Vvitch: it was okay... By the middle I was kinda wishing it would go faster. But it was okay.

Ex machina: I'm not done with the movie yet but it's so fucking creepy holy shit... Also "its kinda non-autistic" in relation to "aware of her own mind and mine"???? Wtffffffff.uggggghhhhhhhhhh ewwwweeweeewewweeeewwwwwww the talk about giving the robot a sexuality is so grooooooooooooosssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss he gave her a working vag and hearing him talk about fucking the robot was baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad. Mmmmmmmm no, did not like.

To all the boys ive loved before: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww... Also that sibling relationship was..... Relatable.

Extraordinary Tales: tales based on Edgar Allen Poe and holy sweet Jesus I loved it, it has multiple different art styles per story and I loved them soooooo much!

The Golden Compass: okay but how could you end on that cliffhanger and not at least put out another movie????

Erramentari, the blacksmith and the devil: based on Basque folklore which I know nothing of, but it looked neat. It's also originally in basque but netflix has the English dub over. AND HOLY SWEET JESUS I KNOW THIS MOVIE IS SUPPOSED TO BE SCARY BUT THE VOICE OVERS ARE SO FUCKING FUNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

Dragon heart: I didnt like it, there were better movies I could have seen, I'm not gonna reach for this one again...

The Black Klansman: Damn, I might very well be speechless. That was a Fantastic Movie, came at you like a bag of Bricks, and the ending when it went straight from a cross burning to the 2017 neo nazi rallies, to trumps “good people on both sides” speech, to everything that happened in 2017. The movie did NOT fuck around with anything. God Bless.

Robin Hood, 2018: Antifa film of the YEAR! Yeah Robin, Be a Class Traitor to the ruling class, Spread Wealth, Down with the 1%!

The Princess of Thieves: OMG Kiera Knightly as the daughter of robin and also a kick ass archer that causes trouble!!!! Loved it!

First Man: dude that movie was incredible, it read like you were seeing snapshots of his life, not completely invested, but as though you were a spirit looking at memories. I kinda liked it. I loved the silent scenes that filled the viewer with anxiety, like a realization of the gravity of what was happening. Omg. Good film A+

Bohemian Rhapsody: OMG I LOVED IT SO MUCH OMGOMGOMGOMG MY QUEER HEART IS RESTORED AND THEY SAID BISEXUAL!!!!!

What we do in the Shadows: that was an enjoyable movie. I didn't quite like the reality show format but it was funny!

Overlord: That was a great movie! it had decently fast pacing, which is good that it was only an hour and forty-eight minutes long... They Plot-Ex-Machina’d alot of the movie, like the wounded soldier feeling fine for the main firefight, then remembering he was supposed to be wounded all of a sudden. I watched it with a friend who saw one character, turned to me and said “He’s cute, i hope he doesnt die” one (1) second before a landmine went off. Also, Ghouls created by science rather by supernatural means.

For the Love of Spock: -cries like a big baby-

Next Gen: screams of anti-tech ideals... Also.... Damn...... They are channeling the "addiction to iPhones" angle man, like, villianous angle...

Small Foot: Not bad, At least it was a Short movie, or at least it didnt feel like it was dragging on. The Songs were great though, I actually liked them and at least they were written for the movie and not like, a song that already existed...

The Spy who Dumped Me: I rented it through iTunes and it gave some Ukrainian nuts swangin in my face...

The Nun: it was okay, but let maurice theirult be a lesson; u see some creepy haunted shit, you grab a cross and you walk away. You dont go back to play hero, cuz then you get possessed.

Kin: there is a line in the movie that says "you got a decade of bad decisions under your belt" and I feel like that sums of this movies plot points...

Crazy Rich Asians: that was so gooooood! I don't normally go for romcoms, but ppl had been praising the film, and I actually liked it. I'm glad I saw the majong scene explain before I actually watched the scene, because it felt a shit ton more powerful.

Spider-Man, Into the Spiderverse: AMAZING! INCREDIBLE! the animation was TOP NOTCH, like, omg!

A simple favor: I didnt like it... It tried to be both a thriller and what seemed like a parody of a thriller.

Predator, 2018: I kinda liked it, it was a mindless action movie, and the ending left it open for a badass sequal. I havent seen the other predator movies so I have no idea if this is in faith for the series, but im guessing yes.

The Martian: It was cool and chill, I liked it, also Mark Watney cussing out a government agency via a hundred thousand dollar communications outlet is.... Mood.

47 meters down: 2hrs of one woman having an absolute panic attack and being right to worry about sketchy diving boats.

2036 Origin Unknown: kinda what I feel like 2001 a space Oddessey wouldve been like if I had actually watched that movie... Oh shit the Borg!

2001 A Space Oddessey: Have I ever told y'all that I dont like Kubrick or his movies? His movies are the epitome of that pretentious art school boi style that just does too much and tries to pretend it's more than it is and sweet merciful god why is this one 2 and a half hours long! I'm 40 minutes in and I have a head ache from the over ise of classical music and boring slow pace of the movie. 2001 a space Oddessey is 2 and a half hours long and only has 1 hr of actual relevant film... The other 1 1/2 is just unending, weirdly colored space shots, two color inversion shots of planets and eyes, theremin and flute noises, and classical music set to nothingness

RAMPAGE: a 30ft alligator showed up about an hour and 10minutes into the movie and the first reaction was "well that sucks" and it killed me on sight. The movie is awesome! In am so glad I picked this as my last movie of 2018.

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