#i just can’t help it

[galactic-cumslut]

brave as a noun

first post on my official rick blog ahhh!! this is so exciting,, in honor of this amazing occasion i wrote some cuck!jerry bc i’m a hater

rick is his own warning, oops he's possessive AND a perv??, same old sick shit just a new day, jerry is a cuck (accidentally) , exhibitionism

“let’s get one thing straight right now. she belongs to me jerry and only me. you will keep your grubby little hands off of my personal property” rick spoke in a monotone voice completely void of any emotion. his eyes didn’t leave jerry’s as he continued to bounce y/n on his throbbing cock. it was not an easy task to keep cool his with a pretty thing like that softly mewling in his ear.

poor jerry. he just wanted to take y/n on a nice trip since she’s been ever so helpful with morty’s tutoring. it just seemed like the right thing to do. he was dressed and ready to grab y/n and go.

but instead he was sitting in the most uncomfortable chair in the world trying to keep his eyes glued to the floor as he witnessed his father in law fuck his closest friend. it was as confusing as it was traumatic. jerry didn’t dare leave his seat though. he knew how prone rick was to having sudden outbursts that could turn violent fast.

“i want to hear you say it. she does not belong to you..say it jerry”! he snapped, wrapping his hand around the girls fragile neck.

jerry gulped. “she does not belong to me”. He was actively attempting to ignore the tightness in his pants.

rick appearance softened. he was pleased. “and who does she belong to”?

“you rick. she is all yours”.

seemingly satisfied with the mans answer his expression softened a bit. those onyx black orbs seemed to gaze upon him with kindness instead of malice.

“what do you think darling ? does he deserve my forgiveness ”? rick spoke softly , gripping her waist to keep you in place on his lap.

y/n nodded without hesitation trying to create a satisfactory amount of friction between her and rick

“okay jerry...i will let your actions slide this one time. keep your hands OFF from now on. i’d hate to be forced to create more unnecessary problems between us.”

jerry shook his head. “of course rick. this will not happen ever again”. he got up as fast as he could eager to end this daydream like nightmare. as much as he didn’t want to admit it to himself but he was going to be imaging y/n tonight. and for many nights after.

“you are dismissed. close the door on your way out if you’d be so kind”. rick spoke , using his free hand to gesture towards the exit.

“thank you for your kindness rick. see you at dinner.

#first post !! #wowowow #honestly #i had wayyyy to much fun with this #that’s why he’s so ooc #obviously i can't control myself #what a shocker #esha is doing old man smut again #i just can’t help it #he makes me insane #like a piece of my mind leaves #just like walks out #when he’s around #i sound so stupid omg #rick sanchez x reader #rick sanchez smut #rick sanchez #rick and morty #smutty blurb #smutty drabble #smut #esha writes

[lunabug2004]

I could never watch Stranger Things in public bc I know every single time Mike Wheeler is on screen I’m smiling like an idiot and that alone would probably scare everyone in my vicinity (that is, me smiling way too much staring at a screen). And then it’d get even worse when a Byler scene comes on. Oh god, s2 would definitely have everyone around me concerned.

#mike wheeler #stranger things #byler #i just can’t help it #they’re my babies #esp mike #Jay’s saying stuff :)

[privately-andre]

the urge to let out an effeminate giggle when I see Louis Tomlinson should be studied.

#this post is about me #I just can’t help it #as Harry said #it just kinda happened

[niyana-the-ambiguous-mobian]

How they started off:

Where they are now:

#as you can see I’m still obsessing over these kids and their new found friendship #I just can’t help it #sonic movie 2 #sonic wachowski #movie sonic #tails wachowski #movie tails #movie knuckles #knuckles wachowski

[liesmultixxx]

finally deleted my (ex?) crushes number 😀 as someone who is profusely bad at letting go & moving on, this seems like a big step

i don’t even believe in love anymore lol so it’s fine i guess

for other people? sure, definitely!

for me? nope, no one’s gonna love me (romantically)

#daily life #personal #sorry for ranting #i just need to rant #personal vent #vent post #venting #unrequited feelings #unrequited affection #unrequited love #crush #having a crush #love is a lie #lol #no one loves me #no one wants me #sorry for being so emo #i just can’t help it #moving on

[gojoroui]

im supposed to be studying rn 𖦹 ´ ᯅ ` 𖦹 but here i am — posting and scrolling through tumblr …

#uhm #i just can’t help it #bambi pov . . . ᶻz

[coolaboutlucy]

i feel like crying over my gf bc she’s my baby and i love her but what if someone walks in..

#abbyism #faith and adria lore #i just love her so much #sigh #im not crying bc im sad #i just can’t help it #sigh sigh

[lowcallyfruity]

Every time someone mentions Sebek and talks about him in a positive way I get so excited I start shaking and crying omg my face starts hurting

#💛!me talking💀 #I try not to go insane #I just can’t help it

[runningmunson]

Me anytime a Big John and John B scene is on

#I just can’t help it #obx spoilers #obx3 #outer banks #obx #john b routledge

[loosbloos]

“you better not be a lonesome traveller exploring untouched and rugged terrain this fall”

my silly ass:

#i just can’t help it #the wind blew cold and i answered the call #i hope i find shelter before the first snow #on my ramble on shit fr #my fall vibe #christian girl autumn

[chocolatechibi]

Me: You can’t like her, she’s a villain! No, bad!

Also me: Saves like fifty Neo pictures to my phone.

It’s too late. I’m too far gone.

#neopolitan #neo #neo rwby #rwby neo #i just can’t help it #i love her #help

[fettuccin-e]

I love finding a new author that writes for all of the best characters and being like “omg how have I not read stuff from this person before” and then obsessively bookmarking all of their fics it is my favorite past time

#honey call the cops #noodle is sub-tweeting again #or the tumblr equivalent of subtweeting #but also fangirling #I love fanfic authors sm #i just can’t help it #personoodle

[bass-alien]

every time I look in the mirror or look down at my arm and remember I have a half sleeve (will be a full sleeve in 3 months) I get so happy lmao

#I just can’t help it

[stregoni-benefici]

I think it’s time we left the twilight actors in 2012 because they’re all cringe

Spicy anon, yessss 🫶😩 actually I think we should just ditch the pathetic trope of “celebrity” and obsession with random people, nonetheless I think Elizabeth Reaser seems to acknowledge her white woman privilege and shares some sensible stuff on social media, but that’s the exception haha ✨

#elizabeth reaser #I just can’t help it #I love to roast him #PFach #fck Rich famous people

[tinderina-belle]

Is my current hyperfixation Leighton x Tatum from The Sex Lives Of College Girls?

…Why yes, how could you tell?

#the sex lives of college girls #tslocg #leighton x tatum #im aware of all the reblogs #I just can’t help it #the chemistry #I will be writing a fanfic #im not ashamed

[classicryo]

I literally…. Blue myself again

#i just can’t help it