#i know zoe's got a gf now

[royallyprincesslilly]

Title: Plus Baby Makes Three {One-Shot}**

Title: Plus Baby Makes Three {One-Shot} **

Lewis Hamilton x GF Reader

Words: 5.8k

Warning: Mild Angst, Fluff, Fun & Games, NSFW, Mild Breeding Kink, Preggo talk, Preggo Prank, Preggo Fic, Crude Language, Dirty Talk

Summary: It was supposed to be a retaliation prank. A simple, easy prank to get back at Lewis for the one he’d pulled on you months before. You didn’t expect it to turn out like this.

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Your entire relationship with Lewis had been a never-ending frat party. You enjoyed the same pastimes, including video games, nature, traveling, and pranks.

Hell, your relationship had started on a prank you'd done to your friends pretending to be in the middle of getting it in when they walked in. Everyone's reactions were the same "finally". You both were speechless as they all confessed they knew it was a matter of time before you saw the sparks and finally did something about it.

After admitting it was all a prank you were alone later that night when your first kiss happened. That torpedoed into your first night together. Hence beginning a beautiful, fun, and stress-free relationship

Now 3 years later, things were still going strong. You pranked each other often, a few of those pranks playing out through social media.

Everyone loved your relationship even the diehard Lewis thirsters who wanted him for themselves. They saw how happy he was with you and how unproblematic you were and fell in line to support you.

It had been a while since you pranked him and you could tell he'd lowered his guard. You’d spent weeks laying the groundwork. Weeks dropping hints and playing up faux symptoms and your period symptoms just to make this an easy sell.

You decided this would be a perfect thing to record so set up your filming equipment that you used for your gaming streams and makeup vlogs then got yourself ready.

"You are evil for this."

Snorting, you dropped onto your back and cackled.

"It’s not that bad."

"Not that bad? Y/N he is going to flip. I just don’t know what, a table or himself."

You laughed some more. Your best friend, Zoe was right. It was really 50/50 how this would go. You suspected it would be on the flipping-a-table side though. You hesitated momentarily, wondering if you should reformulate and try again. However, within seconds you committed.

You attached the ultrasound picture that you'd gotten from a lesser-known pregnancy website and edited with an arrow pointing to the blip of an embryo. You’d inserted a few words onto the picture.

"Little Hamilton says hello and can’t wait to meet you guys".

After scanning the picture again for typos and to make sure it all looked good, you started on your caption.

"What are you going to write?"

"Short and sweet right? Anything extra will be suspicious. Let's see. Ummm...ooh I know."

You began and read it aloud as you typed.

"I wanted you guys to find out at the same time as @lewishamilton. Omgg guys 🥺. I am so excited.🤗 Thank you @lewishamilton for this incredible gift. I love you more than words can say and am so happy and honored to be on this journey with you. Can't wait to meet you baby Hamilton. You are already loved so much.❤️🤰🏽👶🏽🍼 #babyhamilton2024 #surprisewerepregnant #bunintheoven

#babybyhamilton

#heshotupmyclub

#sunsoutbutthisbunisstillcooking #filledwithlove #coming2024

"Oh my god. The world is going to lose their shit," Zoe said.

"The world? He's gonna lose his shit. And---posted."

You turned your notification sound all the way up then placed your phone beside you and picked up the TV remote.

"Ready? Let’s see how far we get."

You pressed play on the movie you guys had selected on Prime and settled in. Before the movie had even gotten past the black screen, your notifications went blaring one after the other at rapid fire.

"Holy shit, your bestie squealed.

By the time the opening credits showed up, your phone began chiming with texts.

"Oh my god, barely 2 minutes. Is it Lewis?"

You looked while being very careful not to go into the messages. You wanted to play this very calm, cool, and collected. Sure enough, there was Lewis' name with the circled number indicating how many unread messages remained, increasing with each second.

"Oh my god. He is flipping out I bet."

You put it down and cackled. It was no use playing the movie because with the rapid-fire sounds from your phone, it would be impossible to pay attention. You didn’t click into Lewis' messages and instead read what showed up in the preview.

MSG Lewis: Why aren’t you answering your texts? Baby? You just posted that no way you walked away from your phone. Are you okay?

You snorted then went into IG to look at your post. It already was well into the hundred thousands of likes. The 4th comment, Lewis', had you pinching your lips.

"@y/nthaunicorn what?! This isn’t the kind of thing you post on social before telling me.

You giggled and continued reading the comments replying to him with congratulations and you’re going to be an amazing dad. The number of #mercedesbaby and #babygoatcoming hashtags only made you roll more.

The man was going to learn today that his last prank was too far. He'd canceled your appointment with your OBGYN and had one of your friends pretend to be you to make your appointment as a pre-pregnancy appointment with the intention to conceive.

Lo' and behold, when you’d gone to the appointment you were confused why your doctor was going over your estrogen and progesterone levels and checking the placement of your uterus. When she mentioned that you were in good health and should have no problems conceiving, you nearly passed out.

You tried to tell her you had no intentions of planning a pregnancy but she took it as you getting cold feet to which she then spent a lot of time trying to soothe your “fears”. When you went home with prenatal vitamins and a calendar on your best days for conception Lewis played along saying he was on board if you really wanted a baby.

He was so supportive about it that he freaked you out. He kept the ruse going so long that while you made love that night his whole dirty talk was about putting a baby in you. It was a slight turn on which shocked you because babies weren’t a topic you'd spent a lot of time talking about. For the most part, it took you off guard.

The following morning over breakfast was when he came clean. The way he cackled and ran around the house clearly pleased with himself was so over the top that you silently vowed revenge. You would make him rue the day.

Today was his retribution.

Your phone rang and Lewis' name appeared on your screen. You chortled and stared at the camera as it rang out. The man it feels good to be a gangster sound played in your head while your face evilly smirked. Seconds later, a message from him came in.

MSG Lewis: Why aren’t you answering your phone?

MSG Lewis: Are you okay?

MSG Lewis: Is this real? Are you being for real?

MSG Lewis: Did your IG get hacked?

MSG Lewis: Y/N!

Another call came in and again it was him. Zoe laughed loudly as she wiggled her legs in the air.

"He is losing his shit!”

MSG Lewis: Y/N. Jesus Christ. You're killing me. Pick up the phone baby.

You snorted. He was realizing assertiveness was not going to win. Now he was trying sugar.

MSG Lewis: Sweetheart. Are you pregnant? Is that why you've been sick lately?

MSG Lewis: Why you've been feeling so bloated?

MSG Lewis: Your boobs!😮 Oh shit. Why aren’t you answering?🥴

His texts came in one after the other each one more and more panicked. You just sat back and let him make his descent.

Placing another guac and salsa dipped chip into your mouth, you read the previews of his messages.

MSG Lewis: A baby? Our baby. Oh my god.😳

Your phone rang again, and again you let it ring out. A few minutes later, you got the notification of a voicemail. Once you hit play on the message, his voice came in and you and your bestie listened in.

"Y/N, I don’t know why you’re not picking up and it’s freaking me out a little. You know how I feel when I can't reach you, especially after what happened that last time.”

At that, you perked up because he’d nearly had a panic attack the last time he couldn’t reach you and it was because some paps were chasing you in your car nearly making you crash. He’d had to show up at the police station dropping everything. The pause in the message made you get ready to swipe to your phone app, but then he continued.

“I thought about it for a while and figured maybe you’re afraid to talk to me. Maybe you’re scared that I’m going to be angry or disappointed by the news. Maybe you think I’ll tell you to terminate or that I'm not ready. I thought about it and I wish I was there with you right now instead of halfway across the fucking world. Fuck.”

His sighed in a hefty huff.

“I wish I could hug you and hold your hand and tell you while looking into your eyes that it's going to be okay and that I’m not angry. I’m not disappointed.”

Your brows rose. He wasn’t, you questioned.

“I’m surprised, yes. So fucking surprised. I didn’t think this would happen and never really thought about the possibility of it happening which is so stupid because we don't use condoms. Like at all. I’m shooting your club up every day, multiple times a day. Why wouldn’t it be possible?”

You pinched your lips as your friend gave you a look that said she wasn’t surprised how y’all got down. You rubbed your brow to avoid her side-eye. It wasn’t that you were ashamed. You weren’t it was just embarrassing. You took a few sips from your cherry limeade and continued listening.

“Uggh, I’m rambling. I'm not mad and I wish you’d pick up the phone and let me tell you that plus how much I love you and want this."

A spray of cherry limeade shot from your mouth through the air, "What!!”

You bolted up in shock with wide eyes and a racing heart.

"A baby. Our baby. A piece of you and me. We didn't plan this, but we've been given this soul for a reason, and I am going to welcome and love them with everything I have. I’m going to be there 100 percent. You’re not in this alone, you have me. Call me, please. I love you so much."

Your eyes were wide. Had you heard him right? Was he actually happy about this? Your head snapped to your friend who was also wide-eyed.

“Well shit, plot twist!”

“Was he--.”

“Happy? Yep.”

“Did he say--.”

“He wanted this? Oh yeah.”

You went over the message in your head again.

“Was he--.”

“The sweetest and cutest about it? Yes. Oh my god, Y/N.”

You played the message again and listened to it in its entirety. You didn’t stop at once, or twice. You listened over 5 times but each time you were still flabbergasted by his words.

“Oh my god.”

“Well look on the bright side—he’d never be one of those asshole deadbeat celebs trying to make their girl get rid of a baby they helped create.”

“Why does he want this? Why isn’t he mad? We haven’t really talked about kids. This is so out the blue?”

“You want him to be mad?”

You paused and thought about it. Any other answer besides no was ridiculous. This was an ideal reaction if the situation was real. This was how every man should react to an unplanned pregnancy. He was being major goals right now and it made your heart swell with love and pride.

Your notifications went off some more and you checked them to find some of his fellow F1 drivers commenting about the news. They all were sweet and thoughtful, which made you think again about this prank.

“Shit. How do I tell him it was a prank now?”

Zoe laughed loudly. “I suggest starting with apology head then let him shoot your club up for real and voila baby.”

You smacked her across her stomach while kissing your teeth.

“Be for real.”

“I’m being as for real as your man is.”

A text notification came in then.

MSG Lewis: The jet will be landing in a few hours. It’s not planned but come see me this weekend. I really want to be close to you right now.

“Oh my god.”

Your friend laughed again as she teased you about your prank gone completely wrong.

~~~~~~~~

Just as he’d said, Lewis’ jet arrived 4 hours after he’d texted. The call from the pilot came at nearly midnight. You were packed and ready for the weekend with a possible week’s extension, but you were also still debating how you were going to make this right. He thought he was going to be a father and that prospect had him in his feelings. You felt horrible.

MSG Lewis: Did the pilot call?

You’d replied to his text after the message about spending the weekend with him because you knew staying quiet longer would make him more anxious. You were messed up, but you weren’t cruel.

MSG: Yeah. Guess I’ll see you in a few.

MSG Lewis: Don’t be scared. Everything’s going to be all right. I love you.

“Uugh. I’m an asshole,” you said, hanging your head.

The chauffeured car took 40 minutes to get to the airfield and the whole time you tried to come up with a way to easily let him down. If he had been angry you would have been obnoxious with it and laughed in his face, but seeing how sweet he was about it there was no way you could now.

Of course, the flight to Barcelona didn’t take long. The pilot even had the audacity to cut what was a 2-hour and 20-minute flight to just 2 hours flat. The nerve! The whole flight your nerves toiled which made your stomach uneasy. Nothing helped, not ginger ale, 7-up, Sprite, cranberry juice, tea, nor sports drinks. You suspected it was your anxiety manifesting in an upset stomach, so you didn’t stress the flight attendant with helping ease it.

Now it was 3am Barcelona time and you were steadily approaching the penthouse that Lewis was staying in. The closer you got the more nervous you got. When the car began to slow down in front of a cute building with adorable Verona-style balconies you groaned. It was time to face the music. The driver unloaded your bags and helped you inside to the door. As he was about to ring the bell you stopped him and told him you could take it from there.

Once you were alone in front of the door you took a few breaths and tried to get control over your nerves. Before you could ring the bell though, the door opened and there stood Lewis in a white sleeveless T-shirt and grey sweat shorts. Instantly you pouted and waited for him to speak first.

“C’mere,” Lewis said holding open his arms for you.

Without hesitation you rushed into his arms and allowed him to hold you.

“It’s okay,” he whispered as he stepped back into the penthouse taking you with him.

He lifted you off your feet and carried you inside. When he placed you down on a soft couch, he kissed your forehead.

“I’ll be right back.”

Lewis disappeared for a few minutes. You assumed he was bringing in your luggage and rolling them into the bedroom. By the time he came back, you still had no idea what to say. He kneeled in front of you and lifted your chin.

“I’m glad you’re here. I missed you.”

Your stomach churned then and you clasped your hands over your mouth while gagging.

“What’s wrong?”

You pointed to your throat, and he got it instantly. Lewis rushed through the halls showing you to the bathroom. Dropping to your knees, you allowed every drink you’d consumed on the flight to empty into the toilet. As you retched Lewis dipped beside you and rubbed your back like the perfectly sweet man he was. It only intensified your “you ain’t shit” feeling and you began crying.

“What? What’s wrong? It’s okay.”

“I’m sorry.”

“No baby. Don’t say that. It’s not your fault. It’s okay. There’s nothing to be sorry for. It’s a baby, a blessing. Not the end of the world.”

You cried more and repeated your sorries. It was all you could get out. You remained on your knees in front of the toilet vomiting with Lewis rubbing your back and whispering soft words to you promising everything would be just fine. After, he got you in the tub and washed your body for you as you relaxed against him. He rubbed every knot out of your muscle, massaged every tension from your scalp, while making your skin gleam and glow.

When he got you in bed he topped it all off with a body massage from head to toe. You didn’t deserve it at all. When you laid on his chest, you tried to find the words.

“Lewis,” you began with a meek voice.

“Princess.”

“I’m sorry.”

“Stop apologizing. I don’t know when along the line of our relationship you got the impression that I was some asshole who would be angry about something like that. I’m not,” he assured.

“You’re not an asshole. I’m the asshole.”

Lewis rolled over to peer into your eyes. “What?”

“How? Why?”

“I—I lied,” you quietly finished.

“Lied? About what?”

“The baby.”

You watched worry and fear wash over his face.

“What do you mean?”

“It—it was supposed to be a prank.”

Lewis rushed a breath out then dropped on his back to stare at the ceiling.

“It was supposed to be payback for your last prank on me with my OB appointment. I didn’t expect you to take it like this. I thought you’d be mad and freak out a little. I didn’t think that you—want it.”

He was so quiet and so unreadable right now you worried he was really hurt.

“I’m sorry baby. I feel like shit now. I didn’t mean to--.”

“So you’re not pregnant.”

“No,” you quietly replied.

Lewis scoffed, covered his face. “Wow.”

“I know. I’m sorry.”

“Wow. Wow. Wow. I was really—I truly—jeez.”

He sat up and stared out into the darkness. You didn’t know how to make this better. You could sense his disappointment, sense his hurt that it wasn’t real. You were speechless and so confused about how long he’d been secretly wanting a baby. Right now didn’t feel like the right time to inquire though.

“Okay. You got me.”

You leaned forward to study his face. “That’s it?”

“Yeah. You got me. I really thought you were pregnant, especially with the way you’ve been acting the last few weeks. Ha! Good one.”

“You’re not angry?”

“Angry that you had the balls to prank me like this or angry that you’re not pregnant?”

You thought about it for a quick minute. “Both.”

Even he looked to think about it. “I’m not angry about the prank. I'd been wondering what you’d do to get me back, but I let my guard down. It was a good prank, ballsy, especially putting it on social but it was good,” he explained.

“And the other?”

“I wouldn’t say I’m angry you’re not pregnant. I’m—disappointed. I should be relieved because as you know our lives right now are chaotic. You with your business, me, and F1. Adding a baby in now would be nuts.”

You heard a but. “But?”

Lewis chewed the inside of his mouth for a few moments then he laid back down. “But the longer I sat with it and thought about what it meant the more I wanted it. I wasn’t mad, or freaking out for the most part, I was relieved it was with you.”

Your heart melted. You rolled on top of him and splayed yourself across his chest. “I’m sorry baby.”

Lewis wrapped his arms around you and traced his fingertips up and down your bare spine.

“How do you feel about a baby—our baby?”

You thought about it for a few moments dividing points into pro and con columns in your head.

“I understand what you’re saying. Our lives are hectic right now. You just signed a contract extension with Mercedes which means more racing, more time away from home. My lingerie line has been blowing up and I just opened a second store location. Things will only get more and more hectic.”

“I want us both to be present,” Lewis added.

“Yeah.”

A contemplative silence filled the room. Both of you were lost in your own thoughts.

“Do you want to have a baby with me, though?”

Your head popped up meeting Lewis’ eyes.

“Only you. No one else.”

A smile slowly spread across Lewis’ lips.

“Only you, no one else,” he repeated.

You kissed him gently and that kiss intensified within seconds. Soon your hands were pushing down Lewis’ shorts with urgency needing to get closer. You were already bare for him, but he needed to catch up. Once his shorts were rumpled at the foot of the bed, you straddled his hips and lowered yourself on his ready and waiting member.

Both of you sighed out in unison relishing the pleasure you only found in each other. As you slowly rocked back and forth on him, Lewis’ hands gripped your hips helping you move. Bit by bit he picked up the pace taking full control of the way your body moved. Back and forth, round and round, up and down.

When you began bouncing on him, Lewis abandoned your hips to cup your breasts. His moans filled the room as his eyes drank in every inch of you. In no time, you felt your orgasm creep up on you. Lewis flipped you onto your back, placed your ankle on his shoulder then took over. That was the final push to send you over the edge.

“Fuuuuck!”

“Mmm!”

Lewis brought your other leg to join the first then held you off the bed as he flicked his hips forward with such force the bed jerked giving the craftmanship a run for its money.

“Yes, baby. Right there!”

“Yeah right there? Like this?”

He slowed his moves, then pulled out fully only to slam his hips into you filling you to capacity. Every time he did it you yelped unable to control yourself.

“Like that?”

“Yes!”

“Mmm, I’m going to fill this sweet little pussy up. You’re gonna be so fucking full of me you can’t walk.”

Lewis ground his hips against you making you feel how impossibly deep he was. Instinctively, you pressed against his abs hoping to keep him at bay, however, he wasn’t having it. Lewis dropped your legs, hovered over you then began rocking into you in the most artful way. His body rocked, ebbed, flowed, rolled, and torpedoed you into yet another release.

As you clenched around him, Lewis groaned.

“So fucking tight. You loving this dick baby?”

“Yes, I love your dick baby. Fuck me.”

“Fuck you’re gonna make me cum, you’re so beautiful when you take this dick.”

You cupped your breasts, holding them out like ripe fruit for him. Lewis dipped down and bit down on your nipple making you wetter than ever.

“Fuuuuuck!”

Lewis lowered his lips to your ear as he fucked into you. “You’d look so fucking pretty with my baby in you. Makes me want to fill this tight cunt up.”

“Fill me, baby. I want your hot cum, I want it now," you whined.

Lewis locked eyes with you just as his hand wrapped around your throat. Rolling your eyes to the back of your head, you let him use you as he wanted.

“You want me to cum deep in this pretty pussy?”

Yes!”

“You’re gonna keep every fucking drop, right where I put it.”

“Fuck Lewis, I’m gonna cum.”

“Cum with me princess.”

His thrusts sped until you were seeing stars and rainbows. It was an impossibility, but it was what you saw. Your moans matched, desires synced and desperation for one another took over. Lewis flicked his hips forward then came so hard and so deep his grunts were all you heard as he released stream after stream. Your body broke out into shivers at the thought of him intentionally trying to knock you up.

Lewis pulled back and dropped his attention between your legs. Slowly he pulled out only to shove himself back inside. It was like he was trying to keep every single drop of himself inside of your body.

“Fuck baby, this pussy looks so good with me dripping out.”

“How good?”

“So good I’m gonna fill you again.”

With that, Lewis crashed his lips to yours and in seconds round two had begun. You felt sorry for him tomorrow because he would be useless with how little sleep he would have gotten. He didn’t seem bothered in the least though. His only thought was fucking you into oblivion until he’d planted a seed.

The next afternoon, you woke alone with a note on Lewis’ pillow.

“See you on the paddock. Love you.”

You sat up and a sea of nausea filled you. Quickly you ran to the bathroom and heaved the contents of your stomach into the toilet. For the life of you, you couldn’t understand what was going on. You’d confessed about the prank you weren’t anxious anymore. Why were you sick? Could it have been jet lag? You’d never experienced nausea with jet lag before and the flight was only 2 hours long. As you went through the possibilities, you continued to heave.

After 20 or so minutes, you got back into bed with your phone and began googling reasons for nausea when first waking. You’d barely put your head on the pillow before the first result popped up. The result had you bolting upward with wide eyes.

“No fucking way.”

You kept scrolling but your mind still lingered on the first result. You thought back over the last weeks to a month trying to debunk it. You’d only made it a few seconds before your eyes widened even more. You swiped open your love tracker and scanned through the last few weeks. There were so many red colored in boxes, that signified every day you’d been intimate, throughout the month you began to panic.

“No way. Right?”

You sprang out of bed and hurried to get dressed. As you did, you tried to find the closest drugstore. In record time you found yourself in the back of the chauffeured car that Lewis had left behind for you to get to the racing grounds. As the car zipped through traffic, your brain was going almost as fast as a Mercedes race car. You were afraid to put your hat in any basket because you just didn't know what was going on.

With your dark sunglasses on and one of Lewis’ bucket hats tipped low, you dipped inside the store and did a once around the store to be sure no one had recognized or noticed you. You then walked in the general vicinity of where those items rested. If you were a NASCAR driver and this was a pit stop, you would have been the fastest back on the track. In less than 5 minutes you were back in the car and headed back to the penthouse.

Soon you sat in the bathroom at the edge of the huge porcelain tub staring at the 14 boxes of pregnancy tests. You couldn't decide on which one, so you bought 2 of every brand, 5 from brands you knew and the other 2 from unheard-of probably local brands. With a large juiced vegetable and fruit blend in hand, you attempted to finish it off. Since you'd returned another bout of nausea hit you that took nearly 30 minutes to pass.

Right now you were stalling. You had to pee so you could easily take them but it was the thought that crippled you. Right now the unknown felt like a comforting place to be. In 10 or so minutes you would either be disappointed or happy. You were in Lewis' shoes in reverse.

You sighed, guzzled the rest of the juice, then slammed it on the sink counter as a wave of determination filled you.

“Okay, Okay, okay. I got this. I got this. I got this!”

You grabbed the disposable mouthwash cup then tackled it head-on. Once you’d finished and ripped open every bod, you dripped the tips into the cup and laid them all out on the counter. You’d told yourself to sit right back on the edge of the tub, but your legs would not obey. So, you paced the room. Back and forth, back, and forth, round and round, corner to corner, wall to wall.

By the time your phone went off indicating time was up, you were perched on the porcelain tub staring out to nothing thinking of everything. You remained there for a minute more trying to control your breathing then you stood and approached the mess of tests on the counter in organized chaos.

Hyping yourself, you took the first up and stared at the window. Your breath hitched and you moved to take another test up. Glancing at it, you were met with the same answer. You sifted through the tests, taking them up, looking at the results, and moving to the next. You checked once, then twice and every single one of them mirrored back one collective and cohesive—positive.

“Plot fucking twist,” you said.

Your phone sounded making you open your messages to see Lewis’ name.

MSG Lewis: Feeling better?

You scoffed. His timing was impeccable. You took another calming breath before you replied.

MSG: Not much but I’m okay.

MSG Lewis: Still throwing up?

MSG: Here and there.

MSG Lewis: You can stay in bed today. I’ll see you after.

MSG: Not a chance. I’ll be there. Wouldn’t want to miss your P1.

MSG Lewis: Don’t push yourself.

MSG: Says the man who only got like an hour of sleep because he kept pushing for round after round.

MSG Lewis: Wasn’t much pushing needed. You know I can go for days.

You couldn’t help but chuckle. He was always cocky; it didn’t matter about what. You stepped back and took a picture of all the tests making sure a few showed the results then you began getting yourself ready.

~~~~~~~

By the time you got to the racing grounds, it was packed. With two of Lewis’ guards flanking your left and right, you walked through saying hello to the drivers, waving at faces you knew, and taking some footage for your socials. You even had some approach you to congratulate you on the pregnancy. It tripped you up for a second because you’d just found out but then you remembered your prank that had gone wrong and was not right back on track. Every time someone came up and said it you couldn’t help but giggle. It was all so ironic.

Once you made it to Mercedes, the crew saw you first. They began clapping and as you approached. When you were close enough many of them patted you on the back as they expressed their happiness over the news.

“Our first Mercedes driver baby. Congratulations.”

“Uh, thank—you.”

You smiled and tipped your head at the others who were smiling from ear to ear. Toto approached with a grin.

“Such great news, Y/N. You and Lewis are going to be amazing parents. You can count on Suzie and me up for babysitting.”

You nervouisly giggled. “I think we’ll hold you to that.”

“Eh-em.”

To the left Lewis approached with his brow crooked.

“There he is, the soon to be dad.”

He looked evidently uncomfortable as he stood beside you.

“About that," Lewis began.

“He’s going to be such an amazing dad,” you said while staring at him.

The two of you stood there staring at one another. You in complete love and adoration of him, and he in utter confusion. Gradually everyone took the hint and went back to what they were doing before you got there.

“What’re—what’re you doing? Shouldn’t you be telling them it was all a prank?”

“Maybe that’s how it started but—we’re past that now.”

“What do you mean?”

You laced your fingers with his then smiled.

“I—I’m pregnant.”

Lewis looked even more confused.

“What? Is this about last night? I’m sure it’s too soon to be--."

You snorted as you rolled your eyes. “Seriously?”

“What? You said it wasn’t real.”

“It wasn’t, not then. Or maybe it was but I didn’t know. You didn’t put a baby in me last night. There was already one in me. I got sick again this morning and that made me look back into some things on my calendars which had me taking 14 pregnancy tests and they are all positive.”

Lewis’s eyes widened.

“What?”

You nodded. “Yeah. I’m pregnant.”

“For real, for real?”

“So for real for real.”

Lewis looked down to your stomach area, then to your face. He smiled before he lifted you into the air. You laughed as he spun you around. Your combined laughter brought the attention of nearly everyone around you.

“Oh my god. We’re having a baby?”

He put you down then peered into your eyes. “Yep.”

He snorted then laughed heartily. “What a fucking plot twist.”

“Right! oh my god.”

The two of you cackled together before he kissed you, not caring who was watching. When his hand cupped your backside you squealed.

“Behave.”

“Not a chance. I can’t believe I put a baby in you.”

“Me neither.”

“Are you happy?”

You smiled and nodded. “Very.”

The way he smiled back at you made your heart swell. You were sure you looked like fools in love giggling with each other like idiots but neither of you cared. Lewis cupped your cheek and then softly caressed your skin.

“You and me.”

You took his other hand and put it on your stomach.

“Plus baby makes three. And with Roscoe--.”

“Makes a home,” Lewis finished.

A stray tear rolled down your cheek, but Lewis’ thumb flicked it away then kissed the spot it once laid.

The news must have been what he needed because a few hours later he stood on that podium claiming that P1. You beamed at him while you tenderly held your nonexistent bump, feeling closer to him than ever before.

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[imaginespazzi]

Hey pookie,

First off, since you achieved your goal of keeping part 2 shorter, imma try to do the same with this ask! So here goes my thoughts on part 2:

I should have already known as soon as I saw the lyric/song you chose that this was gonna hurt bad, but I still was not prepared for how bad. Side note: I listened to Happier while I was reading it for the second time – I do not recommend if you don’t want your heart to break even more.

I know I said I wanted Paige to suffer… WELL I TAKE IT BACK- my favourite blonde has suffered enough 😭

Her entire drunken monologue about what she would have done if it was her that took Azzi on a date- fuuuuuck I can’t- but oh man it was so well written and so heartbreaking.

And then oh- that last part and when she realised that it wasn’t her that Azzi was looking for (although I still believe that subconsciously, it was a certain blonde that she was searching for in the crowd)

ZOE WHEN I CATCH YOU 🫵 (you did nothing wrong, BUT STILL)

I did let out a lil giggle tho (In between my crying) at blondie running into a wall cos she was so desperate to get away 🤭

Side note: the first scene was top tier; I just love Paige and the Fudds interactions and Azzi and Drew interactions 🫂

Side note 2: Angela being chosen as one of the menace teammates, I see the vision truly, she would be that girl lmao

Favourite line/quote: “she’s who you were supposed to be…” 💔

So overall, my heart was as cracked as paige's screen protector was by the end of it, and I just want blondie to finally get to take her bestie out on their dream date. BUT I do love angst so maybe I can handle just a tiny bit more suffering (I guess I’m taking back my earlier takeback), sorry paige 🙈

Thoughts on what’s to come (potentially):

I know I said in a previous ask that in my mind, summer breaks are when it gets especially messy and seeing as we’re up to a summer break in the timeline, oof bestie I can’t wait to see what you have in store for them (and us).

Also, the first meeting between Zoe and Paige- I know that would be explosive, like Paige would just be constantly trying to prove that she knows Azzi best 👀

“you don’t even know the things I said to her before she left for LA. And she’s still here” – another teaser of that fight, ugh I so desperately wanna know, but also not know, what she actually did say that night.

As always, thank you for this incredible story. I was so prepared (well, not really but I could have been) to wait at least a couple weeks for this part cos ya know we never wanna pressure you and I know you still got actual life to deal with, so the fact that you put this out ONE WEEK later - we don’t deserve you, truly. 🥺

Ok omg lemme wrap this up now, and ignore the part where I said I’d try to keep this ask short(er) because I’m pretty sure this is my longest one yet? I’m sorry – the key word there was obviously: try.

Much love always 💗

-🙋‍♀️

Hi bestie <3

Please I love your long asks, don't ever stop.

Fun fact I was torn between using Ed Sheeran's Happier or Oliviia Rodrigo's Happier (does she mean you forgot about me) but also kind of wanted to use The 1 (if my wishes came true, it would have been you).

I KNEW YOU (and everybody else) WOULD FLIP THE MINUTE I GAVE Y'ALL SAD PAIGE like y'all love her too much (me af) 😭

We're gonna come back to Azzi and her searching the crowds during the game next chapter (also just gonna add here, the anon asking if Azzi knows Paige was at the game, she doesn't...yet)

WAIT okay, do we want Zoe to be a good kind gf or no? Cause I have two ways this could go lol

Poor Angela caught some strays. It was between her and Emily Bessoir and I was like nah Angela fits better, so I'm glad you agree babe

Aww babes I'm sorry to break you like Paige's screen protector 💀 (is this a bad time to tell you that it very much is not getting better anytime soon so hopefully you can handle a lot more than little)

SUMMER BREAK I'M SO EXICTED (muahaha)

Mini confession, I also don't actually know what the argument before Azzi left for UCLA actually was...very much a work in progress oops-

Let's see if I can actually stick to my weekly timelines (hmmmm)

Love you always pookie 💗

#ask #fic talk #UCLA ANON LOML FR <3 #the way i genuinely could end this fic in a way that would have pitchforks sent my way 👀

[dreamypqulson]

now how do all of her girls react to being told ily before bed?

OOOOH HEADCANNON TIME LOVE THIS

misty

we all know misty is gf so of course she attacks cordelia with kisses and says ily back.

“i love ya too, my darlin. Night’”

or, misty would smile at her until DELIA is finally the one to break the ice and kiss her.

and then she would finally say ily after things got heated.

…

and then says it again after a few minutes of silence.

zoe

zoe is so adorable. the first times cordelia would say it to her, she would get all shy.

because her own parents were never like that with her.

but overtime, she warms up to it and it just becomes a natural thing.

she’ll start replying with “goodnight. love you too, cordelia.”

and even though it becomes an every night occurrence, it never fails to make her feel warm and fill that mother-daughter void.

and cordelia notices this too so she always makes sure to constantly say it to her.

madison

now…ms montgomery here is a completely different story.

we all know she’s a big softie and loves cordelia’s motherly ways.

but she won’t show that she enjoys it…at first.

coven madi would pretend to gag, roll her eyes, “yeah whatever.”

but apocalypse madi would start to express herself a little bit more.

“yeah, love you too, cordy” she would mumble. but ONLY if they were alone.

cordelia knows madison truly appreciate how motherly she is to her.

so she doesn’t let madison’s attitude stop her from making her feel loved.

and madison has definitely cried herself to sleep over hearing cordelia say ily to her. because she’s the first person who had actually said it, and truly meant it.

mallory

mallory is such a cordelia’s girl

like she literally follows cordelia around everywhere like a lost child.

and so saying ily comes so easy to her.

and it’s so normal when cordelia says it to her.

“i love you too. goodnight.”

and cordelia kisses her on her forehead like she does with all of her girls.

and mallory’s standing there with a big dopey smile because she’d never had good parents. cordelia was probably the first mother figure to say ily to her.

queenie

queenie makes it known that she loves and appreciates cordelia too.

so the ily is always simple but means so much to the both of them.

“goodnight. love you too, girl. and you and misty better not keep us up tonight.”

she always teases her with something like that.

but cordelia knows she only joking so always let’s it slide.

coco

coco has a family back at home that still care about her, so the ily isn’t as emotional as all the other girls.

bit of course it still makes her all warm.

because the coven is like her second family.

“love you too, cordelia.” and coco always nudges her shoulder “don’t miss me too much.“

cordelia always laughs and rolls her eyes.

because they’ve become great friends overtime, with the closeness in age.

#american horror story #cordelia goode #cordelia foxx #misty day #zoe benson #madison montgomery #ahs mallory #ahs queenie #coco st. pierre vanderbilt #ahs #wlw #foxxay #goodeday #mistelia #raulson #zadison #ahs coven #ahs apocalypse #sarah paulson #lily rabe #taissa farmiga #emma roberts #billie lourd #leslie grossman #headcannons #ahs headcanons

[nodirectionhome-ao3]

Hi. Just read the new chapter and it was absolutely amazing. KSFM got me into reading some of ur other fic and a name I keep seeing is Sandy..one of James's ex gfs. Im really curious to know about her. I know shes irrevalant to the story and is just brought up mostly as a talking point but she just makes me curious😋. Can u share any hcs or characterisations u have of her? Reading from ur fics, i gathered she is the gossipy type tho😏👀

Thank you!! I'm so happy you liked the chapter!

I love this question!! That's very observant of you! Fair warning that this answer is probably going to be very long because I love talking about OCs😅

So for backstory, I had the idea a while ago that I wanted to write my own take on a multi book series about the Marauders and Lily's time at Hogwarts. (Which still might happen eventually, but not until I've done way more planning) So I made a spreadsheet with lists of the students in all four houses every year that the Marauders were at school, so I'd have a database of sorts when writing. (I had a lot of free time on my hands during covid lockdown lmao)

Sandra "Sandy" Keaton is one of the characters I drew from that database, and I have used that name in passing now twice!

She is one of the other Gryffindors in the Marauders' year, which means she shares a dormitory with Lily for seven years, but I don't envision them ever being friends.

She is absolutely a gossipy type character, someone who would get along well with Bertha Jorkins, and in my head she looks kind of like Regina George. She's charismatic, outgoing, and opinionated (James has a bit of a type, let's say), and she gets written off by a lot of people as being "shallow" because of her stereotypically feminine interests (she loves dressing up, hair and makeup is always perfect, she devours every copy of Witch Weekly, and she loves a good romance novel.)

She has a bit of a vindictive streak, and possibly some mean girl tendencies, so she's frequently involved in some sort of drama. But she's not one-dimensional. She's a half-blood who's insecure about her place in the wizarding world, and she's been raised to seek out status as a means of survival. She seeks validation in the approval of others, which unfortunately leads her to make poor choices...like downplaying her intelligence to appeal to boys, and lashing out harshly at others who make her feel insecure.

She has a rich internal life that a lot of her classmates don't get to see. She cares very deeply about politics and worries about the war, though she tries to hide it. She's artistic and loves to draw, though she's not confident enough in it to share it with people. And she's got a huge soft spot for animals, especially her grumpy little cat. She has a little sister named Susie who she's fiercely defensive of. And she'll go to war with anyone who hurts her best friend, Zoe Boot.

She and James have a brief, ill-fated relationship. They never become close friends afterwards, but once they both mature a little, there's mutual respect.

That's Sandy!

(This was a lot lol. But thanks for the question! This was fun!)

#original character #sandy keaton

[threadsun]

THE 🧸 TEDDY BEAR 🧸 IS HERE TO INFODUMP THE DoL PCs!!! I have four main ones for different playstyles/romancing our four favourite beans; in order of most to least likely to make friends with Izzy we have Zoe, Max, Faith and Natalie. I also cheat the stats around because I am a weenie and don't want them to get hurt outside of my control lmao call that CNC

Zoe is my transfem black-and-purple-aesthetic babygirl and local Whitney slut. She's kind of a reactive bully, Whitney's a bad influence on her, but she has a soft spot for the fellow orphans and will generally redirect her 'boyfriend's ire away from them where she can. While they started dating with him at high dom, over time and Drama I figured he'd soften up a little (touch-starved, affection-deprived bully finds love, gets clingy). They have tattoos of each other's names, they have matching collars (Whitney's is spiky), and they absolutely fuck nasty on Leighton's desk while he takes photos. You'd think Whitney's forcefem kink would be wasted on a gf who's already transfem, but she plays along and wears a lil chastity cage and everything. She'd be the most likely to be friends with Izzy, both being cheer-outfit transfems who are too busy flirting to study properly. T4T makeouts ensue, Whitney can watch idc lmao

Max is a big fuckin boy, just a beefy big wolfman badboy with a heart of gold. Real German Shepherd energy. He works really hard at the docks and comes home late, so his grades aren't the best, but he's no delinquent. He shows up to every class, just kinda… daydreams through them. He's very protective of Robin and takes on their debt after saving them at the docks (with the help of his coworkers), becoming their personal guard dog. He also sticks up for Robin when they come out as genderfluid (NB!Robin from the crossdressing scenes gives me so much joy!) Would probably make friends with Izzy since she's nice, but he's very much Robin-sexual so they'd just be broskis.

Faith is my poor innocent baby who did no wrong and has the most, uh, non-mechanics-compliant story shiz. She and Sydney were all sweet and cute lil hetero-romantic celibate temple initiates holding hands and being innocent… until she had her halo broken and her wings blackened in the very temple she thought she'd be safe in. Sydney and Sirris took her home, and none of them ever went back to the temple again gdi LET ME RESCUE SYDNEY FROM THAT PLACE! They both end up disillusioned by the whole scenario and fall to corruption and demonhood pretty easily (demon!Sydney my beloved), but they're happy now and fucking in the change room as we speak. Faith probably wouldn't have been very good friends with Izzy before she fell, but afterwards? As long as Sydney's involved, the more the merrier! She's got three holes.

Finally, Natalie, poor dear Natalie… She's my Kylarmance. She used to be a really popular kid, a bit of a delinquent thanks to having a short temper about being harassed and groped all the time. But it was nice to have a friend who seemed genuinely interested in talking to her, even if people thought he was a creep. Sure, he had a shrine to her in his locker, but that was… kinda sweet? He hadn't hurt her or touched her or called her horrible things like most guys she knew. He was endearing, and such a talented artist, and she cuddled up to that owl plushie he gave her every night. So when Whitney threatened to lie about her if she wouldn't fuck him, she rejected him. She'd be able to tell Kylar it was a lie, right? That she didn't sleep around, she was waiting for Kyl- for the right person, you know? Well… a mild kidnapping later, he proved that she was telling the truth by taking her virginity himself, and slowly molding her into his ideal goth gf. They're totally 'married' now, trust me! And sure, she's become a total social outcast and basically never speaks to anyone else, she'd never really have the opportunity to make friends with Izzy, but she's HAPPY now. She has KYLAR. That's all she's ever needed.

(sorry this wound up so long I fuckin love this game I am kissing you on the mouth aaaAAAA 🧸💋🌞)

SHAKING HANDS WITH YOU SO HARD OVER PLAYING WITH CHEATS!!!!! Look, sometimes you get stuck in an infinite assault loop and you really just gotta teleport yourself home 😔 Also sometimes you wanna lose your handholding virginity to literally anyone other than someone's pet dog who you taught to shake paws.

Whitney would absolutely love to watch Zoe and Izzy go at it and he's valid!! These ladies deserve some hot t4t action >:3c

Max sounds sooooo sweet and Izzy would adore him, she'd just be so happy someone else cares about Robin too!!

You're so valid on non-mechanics-compliant stuff, I ignore the actual game canon all the time for the sake of what I think would be more realistic (and fun) for Izzy!! Including getting Sydney away from the goddamn temple!!! Gotta save that boy!!! And then Faith, Izzy, and Sydney can have a threesome about it :3c

God Natalie is soooooo valid and relatable, Kylar is simply so !!!!! How can you not love him? Especially once he kidnaps you and you develop stockholm syndrome 🥰

I'm so happy to hear about all of them, they all sound super fun!!!! Mwah mwah I am kissing you on the mouth too!!!!

#sunshine #🧸 anon #I love them all!!!! #Also :3c Izzy gets to kiss two cute girls and she's thrilled!!!

[80s-lesbian-robin]

I finally finished reading ms. Marvel and i'm sad. It was SO good! The first few volumes were not as good imo but the rest were all amazing! I can't wait for Magnificent ms. Marvel to come out this month!!

#i know zoe's got a gf now #but i'm still hoping nakia will realize she likes zoe back #a bitch can hope #also i'm still rooting for wlw!kamala #even tho is so unlikely #she's just too in love w bruno #which honestly i don't mind either #he's a really nice guy #ms. marvel #kamala khan #comics stuff

[abiik]

tai is the grumpy healer who says No Off Topic Questions anytime anyone asks about her feelings yet also cries over everything

#h talks. #have i established this enough? i dont think i have lemme say it one more time #basically i've been wanting to give the fam a 'healer' since day one but nobody fit the bill AND NOW #[will smith pose] TAI #WE GOT TAI #she's like grumpy hermit healer vibes tho #who is like 'get out of my house' after she patches u up even tho she was DEF fretting over u just five secs ago #tai works well under pressure but it all comes crashing down once ur gone #not like. once ur GONE GONE but once u leave the room i mean #jason was like no vigilante shit to the twins but did that stop them from being KIND OF involved? no bc #now u have tai who is like the obligatory healer for half of gotham esp bc she isnt some HUMAN healer either #the joker has been traumatized ever since zoe snapped that bitch in half there is no way in HELL he's comin and knockin on tai's door #so tai's place is like. a safe place u know even if jason was like 👁👄👁 🔪 about having his kids get involved in that stuff #kemejay twins #also gf/partner applications are open for the either of the twins

[pinkykitten]

eren yeager marriage hcs

you both were putting marriage and progressing as bf and gf off for the longest time

obv with civilization almost not existing and danger around every corner there was never a right time

however, eren always made a vow to you that when he and you are free that that will be the day he asks the question

doing this all for you 

“i want freedom of course but i want to do this for you. for our kids. you are the most important to me and what matters”

you cloud his mind every second woman!

he will do anything for you like give his soul? check! take a bullet? yep! 

you are the reason for his fight

like he cannot imagine something happening to you, it literally destroys him

every time he turns into a titan ur in his mind. all the pain and bloodshed, the sweat the tears all for you

everyone says you both are such opposites but it works

like jean and connie are even like “bro when you gonna ask y/n like???”

jean and connie bet when yall have kids that u better name the firstborn after either one of them, like threats and such u better

or like shots fired boom boom

hange zoe trying to find out which ring you would like and like dropping hints with eren

“hange the pip-squeak is like ten give him a break” levi would reprimand hange

honestly tho you would find it kinda cute if eren would turn into his titan at one point during the proposal

cuz titan kink

but in all seriousness eren breathes you girl like loyal he ain’t going nowhere

very protective of you

but when things subside and there are not literal titans trying to destroy yalls asses 

eren finally finds peace

it’s finally freedom for you and him

“its here, its finally here”

now is the next challenge

he wants to ask your hand in marriage

but bc his father (even tho papa yeager a bit damaged) meant a lot to eren eren wants to ask your parental guardian for their blessing 

if your guardian is deceased he’ll go to the gravesite and meditate there wanting just the energy of this news to somehow someway travel to the lost soul

eren as we all know from trauma and what not has gotten very quiet and changed but one thing stayed the same well two things his love for you obv and his nerves

HIS PALMS ARE SWEATY

needs like somehow someway like somebody to tell him its ok like relax him

jean connie armin all them there like u got this brother

WE MUST STAY FOCUSED BROTHER

“is y/n the girl of your dreams?” armin would ask

yes

“if she was the only person on this planet would u still be ok?”

yes

“if something happened to her, would you go insane?”

yes

“if she were a worm would u still love her?”

yes

“then i think you know what to do”

eren took u on the hill where him mikasa and armin used to relax and hang out as kids

you were glowing in your pale blue garden dress

the sun was perfect that day and just the fact that eren now had the freedom to do what he wanted

like there was no, eren we need you to do this or having to save thousands of lives or witness more deaths

it was everything to him

he felt in that moment the lives of all those that had passed were behind him, cheering him on

“y/n,” he gets down on one knee holding your hand. you are the woman that if his mom was alive he would have loved to introduce her to you. 

“when i first met you you were a spitfire. the first words you uttered were how annoyed with me you were because of how much i wanted to kill titans. as much as we tried to hate each other in the beginning we ended up falling in love. i fell in love with you the moment you hugged me after our first mission, maybe it was before that. its gotten to the point where i cant remember when there wasnt a time i wasnt hopelessly in love with you. i cant believe a girl like you liked me. but i am not going to let this opportunity pass. finally we are here, alive, together. i dont want no more time to go to waste. i want you y/n, i want you to be mine. i want to show you how much i love you. y/n will you marry me?”

of course, you said yes with tackling of a kiss to his lips as you two rolled in the grass

funnily enough you were going to ask him that day as well

you two ended up getting married with all your friends and town there

carrying you bridal style eren took you to a cottage that was perfect and peaceful for just the two of you

...or so you thought

in a short matter of time you were expecting

eren was beyond thrilled

all his hard work paid off 

this child would grow up not knowing the terrors of losing their parents or their house being destroyed

this child would never experience the nightmares you and eren experienced

eren thought it was a boy and so did you

turns out its a little girl which jean and connie were so mad at but turned out to be so thankful for because you got to name her sasha

eren looking at his new family and his friends almost got tears in his eyes

all he ever wanted in life was to be free. he wanted his mother to experience that, all that passed. he was not going to let their sacrifice go to waste. 

eren took it all in. this was his life now. whether he deserved it or not still lingered in his mind. but what he knew was the overwhelming happiness he felt. something he never had until he met you. something he would never take for granted

...freedom

a/n: ok so this nonnie wanted an arranged marriage but i didnt want to write that and clearly didnt. whoops! also i know this is shit but i just got off of watching kodasteven on tiktok so thats maybe why this is kinda having a funny bone. also i am doing finals in school and i had to write an essay about anti-vaxxers and pro-vaxxers 👍🏼 hooray

#eren yeager x reader #attack on titan smut #eren yeager smut #attack on titan reader #eren x reader #aot reader #aot smut #eren yeager #eren yeager headcanons #cupcakes.

[fayesrossua]

JEAN KIRSCHTEIN: PROM KING

Prompt: you’ve had a crush on Jean all of highschool, but you never thought anything would come of it. At the end of your prom, Prom King and Queen are announced and you are totally blindsided by the results, and excited ;)

Tags/keywords: school dance, highschool crush, fluff, banter, wholesome, making out, touching, romantic feelings, mention of past ex

WC: 2k

Notes: I wrote this as a consolation for me not having a prom bc of Covid and because of my highschool crush just got a gf so I’m mourning the imaginary chances I ever had with him LOL. Enjoy 💓💓 lowkey want to add a spicy PT 2 to this😳

“And the winners are,” The room hummed with anticipation as Mr Ackerman And Prof Zoe opened the envelopes announcing this years Prom King and Queen.

Your friends had nominated you as a joke a few weeks ago, but they were the aggressive, domineering type, so they actually pressured kids into voting for you. Your best friend nudged you, and you gritted your teeth in anticipation. The room was so hot and bodies were all around you.

Silence hung in the room still, a drum roll thrumming. Who were the Prom King nominees? you wondered.

“Y/N L/N, and Jean Kirschtein!” Professor Zoe bellowed into the mic. Your best friend screeched, jumping up and down and shaking you. You began laughing,

“No fucking way.” You hissed at your friend, and she shooed you to walk on stage. Jean has been a guy you had crushed on passively throughout your entire highschool career. You’ve chatted here and there, had a couple classes together but never really knew him all that well to be considered more than acquaintances. You walked through the parting path of the crowd and up the few steps leading to the stage. Jean trailed behind you, his friends barking and making animal noises as he got on stage. You two walked to the middle of the stage, and Mr Ackerman placed a glittery tiara on your head, being careful to not mess up your hair. Prof Zoe placed a golden crown on Jean’s head and you looked over at him.

His lips raised in a smirk, and he winked at you. You felt your heart beat stutter, a rush of adrenaline pumping through you.

“Now a word from this year’s elected Prom King and Queen!” Prof Zoe said. Jean gestured for you to go first, and so you approached the mic, not knowing what was about to come out of your mouth.

“Uhh, thank you for nominating me. Couldn’t do it without you guys… I guess. Anyways, enjoy the rest of your night and congrats to us for all graduating.” You finished, before visibly cringing at yourself and stepping away and letting Jean come. Your friend cackled at you. Mr Ackerman held up his hand to stop anyone from clapping, and Jean went to the mic this time. He looked at you, his eyes glaring into yours right before he starts speaking. You felt yourself grow extremely hot, both from your dress, the lights, the people, Jean.

“My Prom Queen couldn’t have said it much better than myself.” My? Thanks for all the votes and support over the past few years. Thank you to my boys who have hyped me up. i love you guys,” he said exaggeratingly, Connie scream sobbed, I love you too, he shouted from the back of the crowd. Everyone laughed. “And I hope Professor Zoe and Ackerman know how much we all appreciate them for putting this together. Thank you everyone.”

Everyone erupted in applause, and Mr Ackerman grabbed the mic, announcing the “King and Queen’s dance”. Your stomach turned as Jean took a step toward you, taking your hand and leading you down the steps to the empty space on the dance floor. A white, found light followed you and a slow song began playing. In your peripherals you saw others around wrap their arms around each other.

“Congrats,” Jean said quietly, turning to face you. His hand gently sat on your waist, and you placed your hand on his shoulder.

“Yeah, congrats.” You say, feeling stunned at what was happening. You didn’t think anything would ever come of your crush, that he would remain a NPC like character in your life story, and that after highschool, you’d never see him again. Life was strange. “How’re you liking prom?” You ask.

Jean pressed his lips together, humming. “It’s pretty good now, I’m freaking Prom King Y/N,” he says sarcastically. You laugh, rolling your eyes. He goes to spin you, bringing you back much closer to him then before.

“Yeah well I mean, I can’t think of anyone else who would fit the title.” You say, honestly. “You strike me as the type who would be Prom King.”

Jean made a face, his eyebrows and nose scrunching together, “What does that mean?”

You shrugged, daring to move a couple centimetres closer to him. “It means you are that kind of guy, it’s like asking why water is wet. It just is.”

His head tilts back and he laughs, “I don’t understand you,” and he readjusts his hands, bringing up one of his hands for you to take. You place your hand in his, and look up to see him very close to you. You look directly past his chin and keeping swaying with him. “Though I have to say, I hope you like guys like me. You know, guys who are Prom Kings.”

His eyes are burning into you, and you brace yourself before shifting your eyes to look directly at him. You lose track of your thought at the sight of his blown out pupils and you don’t dare look at his lips.

Don’t do it.

Don’t do it.

You blink, and swallow. Fuck it I’m going to be upfront, the perfect opportunity has fallen into my lap.

“Jean, I’ve always had a thing for you, regardless of your title honestly.”

For a moment he didn’t say anything, his eyes actually flitted away from yours, and a wave of doubt settled over you. All before he broke out into a smile.

“You should have told me sooner then. Think of how much sooner we could have gotten together?” He says, his voice laced with sarcasm, but being so close to him you can hear, and feel a tremor in his voice. Like he’s both serious, relieved and excited. His eyes continue to expand, taking in all of you, and you know you have him at least for this moment.

“Oh I know, I know. But I’m a coward, how am I expected to approach someone who is just so cool? A future Prom King?”

Jean grins at this, “Well we know now your true feelings for me.”

“What about you? Compliment me now.” You say boldly. He hasn’t said he likes you, but you have every reason to think he does.

“Of course I like you. Chances are I’ve liked you longer than you’ve liked me. Especially with you dating that fucking asshole a couple years ago.” He says, and you exhale a laugh.

“Oh God, don’t bring him up please. I’d rather not think about him.” You shake your head, while simultaneously being overwhelmed with his confession that he likes you.

“It’s true though, I saw the way he spoke to you and the way he handled you. If I had known you better I would have stepped in but I never did.”

You signed, not knowing what to say. You didn’t want to think about him. You wanted to focus in on the moment, on Jean. You breathed in his scent and for a split second, you feel your world stop. You didn’t know if it’s because of a lack of male attention, or the atmosphere of prom, but you felt all the pieces of your life come together at that moment. White picket fences and children running around. Cherry aprons and baked goods. You saw your future flash before your eyes. I’ve liked him. He’s liked me.

I like him, and he likes me.

“I guess it worked out if it was all leading to this moment then,” you say, focusing your eyes on him again. He’s so close to you he’s hard to look straight at him. Jean lifts his head, and brings a hand to your upper back. Your head rested on his chest.

“Let’s hope.” He said, letting you two dance in silence until the rest of the song played out. You looked around, seeing everyone dance and you blink hard, trying to really capture every detail of this moment. What you see, how you feel, what you’re touching, who. You’re going to miss this moment, and go back to it on sad days. Jean craned his head down to you, his lips grazing the top of your ear, “I’m hungry, want to get out of here after the dance?”

“Absolutely.” You reply. The song plays out it’s final chorus before fading quietly. Still, there was chatter all around, but it seemed insignificant to the intense grip Jean was holding you with.

He tapped a few times on your waist and flickered his eyes to the exit door. You nod, and you start walking with him to leave. The foyer was still lit with the unwelcoming hallway lights you had come to appreciate. A huge banner with “PROM NIGHT” draping from the upstairs balcony. Jean opened the door for you and a cool summer breeze welcomed you. He took out his car keys from his pocket and jangled them around. “The black Chevy over there.” He pointed, pressing his key and unlocking the door. It blinked back at you.

He stepped in front of you, just as you were about to open the door. Jean turned to face you, and put his hand on your waist again. He pulled you in close, your hips directly pressed up against each other’s. “Is it too early to ask for a kiss?” He whispered, his voice deep in cadence but still a little smug.

You just shook your head, letting your eyes fall directly to his slightly open mouth. Jean took your face in his palm, and took no time to firmly press his lips against yours. A pool of warmth bloomed in your lower stomach and you were shocked at how wet and soft his lips were. Jean tilted his head to the side, kissing you deeper, and more intensely, his fingers carefully grabbing your hair. You slid your hands up his back, grabbing the back of his neck and pressing into him.

Jean slipped his tongue into your mouth as he went in again, a surge of pressure building and releasing itself in your stomach. You opened your mouth a little wider, allowing your tongues to massage against each other.

As expected, Jean is one hell of a French kisser.

He exhaled breathily into your mouth, and you ached at the sound of his voice in that airy, light way. You wanted to hear it more. He brought his lips down to your neck, planting soft, barely there kisses. You were feeling very overwhelmed and you didn’t want it to stop.

“So where do you want to go for food?” He asked, out of breath as he peppered you with little kisses. You scoffed, your eyes just beginning to flutter open again.

“How much are you willing to spend ?” You ask. He brings his lips back to yours, and he gives you a long, suffocating kiss before letting go. His lips were slightly puffy, and the pinkish stain of your lipstick covered his face. You imagined you looked more or less the same - you felt the top of your head, feeling the spikes of your tiara. Jean laughed,

“Don’t worry Princess, I won’t dethrone you quite yet.” He fixed your tiara. “We can go anywhere you want. Let’s start with some ice cream how about?” He opens your car door,

“That works with me.” You step to enter the car and he closes the door behind you. He runs around the other side, jumping in and starting his car. Before he flips down the car mirror, checking himself out. You look at him unabashedly, not believing this was happening. In that moment you had no idea what to expect - whether this would be one evening together or the start of something new for the both of you. You hoped the latter.

***

AGH I WANNA DO A PT2??? DINER BATHROOM BJ??! CAR SEX? LMK!!!

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[whatiwillsay]

hey, i haven’t been on tumblr in months even though i started following you back in the beginning of 2021 i think it was. recently i’ve been doing a lot more reading about gaylor and the rumored relationships she’s had with women and i was wondering what relationships you think are most likely to have happened? i know that’s probably been asked many times before but i’m quite torn over some of them. i think swiftgron and kaylor (when they were seen out and about all the time, not late stage kaylor) is likely and perhaps tayliz and tily too but i don’t think any of her rumored wlw relationships were like monogamous girlfriends situations.

relationships i think happened in at LEAST a hookup fashion from most likely to least likely (but still think they happened):

julianne hough x taylor- got this confirmed to me by an insider and julianne is out as queer and they did all that funny stuff at katy perry’s birthday

lily donaldson x taylor- got this confirmed by an insider and tons of good stuff over at @tilynation - i think it occurred during a time toe was still new and not 100% monogamous and she saw both of them for a while. lily is basically almost out (almost) likely also hooked up w rihanna and they were inseparable in late 2016 and tho some of the blonde london angel stuff works for joe it 6000% works for lily as well

swiftgron- the clues are there and dianna is gay as fuck @swiftgronmasterpost for everything and ofc my swiftgron tag

kaylor- joshlie is real confirmed by insiders but i think karlie possibly cheated on josh with taylor in one of those messy codependent homoerotic situations the wildest dreams mv and now i’m your daisy is some good clues but i don’t think they were monogamous gfs since i have a joshlie confirmation i trust

bitches and models- i have an insider confirmation that taylor had a slutty gay puberty and hooked up with some nameless models and such, taylor basically confirms this in the man sort of lol

zoe kravitz- tbh this could go in the next category but it’s so hot i want it to have happened taylor’s obsession with cheating and infidelity in the folkmore era maybe has something to do with zoe’s divorce that just happened? do i believe it? idk but i WANT to believe!!

ships that i don’t think happened:

tayliz- there’s some good content but they stayed close too long through too many other insider confirmed ships such as houghlor and gyllenswift plus liz is like besties with a loud and proud trump supporter + fully has a bunch of legit boyfriends that check out to me and were around when she was working with taylor. could they have drunk bestie made out? absolutely hell they probably did. monogamous gfs? no not in my opinion.

taymily- no gross do not want it would have been statutory rape and it was debunked on the be there in 5 patreon by an insider that knew them. emily is now a republican prosecutor in fucking indiana or some shit it didn’t happen unless maybe taylor had a crush.

i can do another post on guys that i think we’re real if y’all want just lmk taylor is just bi- dated women and men, some secret some pr some legit all and ofc…

huge grain of salt on all of this it’s just gossip and speculation. insiders could be wrong and gossip could be false. i trust my industry friends but it’s fully possible they are misinformed so grain of salt always!! 🥰 check my of interest tag also for more thoughts on all of this and go stream what i will say podcast wherever you get your pods for deeper thoughts on all of this! what i will say patreon #tea series for more info on the insider confirmations!

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[love-amihan]

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SURVEY CORPS COMMANDER + LEVI; WHAT WOULD THEY DO IF YOU HYPE THEM UP FOR TIKTOK

amihan's note: just random shower thoughts 💀✋ you can slide by my ask box if you want me to do others too, ranging from aot, jjk, haikyuu charas. this was so fun to make >< happy reading!

bf!erwin x gn!reader, gf!hange x gn!reader, bf!armin x gn!reader, bf!levi x gn!reader

-erwin smith

you run up to your shared room without saying anything, startling him in the process. he looks at you as your phone suddenly burst loud music you can dance too.

you set up the phone in front of him, hitting start and dragging him to stand up. poor erwin looks so confused the whole time, once the timer went off you look up at him and started hyping him up "let's go love! you can do it~"

you start pumping your fist in the air, body grooving encouraging him to bust out a move. as soon as he got the message he did not hold back and started grooving with you, you can't help but burst out laughing holding your stomach.

i kid you not, erwin started dancing like the goddamn old man he is. istg, he most likely did the thing with the hands and knees switching. though, his moves are adorable but still it's too hard not laughing about it.

-hange zoe

you rushed towards hange after seeing her get inside your shared apartment, "what? babe something wrong?" you didn't say anything adjusting the phone on the counter so both of you can fit in frame.

hange peeks at the camera, confusion written all over her face. she looks so cute, she almost looks like a lost puppy while glancing at you. once the timer ended you started shouting a sequence of "oh" and "go baby" hyping her up.

seems to be effective since hange didn't waste time pulling up her sleeves and smirking at you then back at the camera, she started dancing. smugness written all over her facials, i swear i just know she can throw it back-- fite me fjbfkfnf

long story short, hange does everything with passion as long as you're her hypeperson. she becomes so extra whenever you shout her name and 'oooh' at her.

-armin arlert

armin was peacefully lounging in the living room while watching a show that's currently airing on television when you suddenly came in front of him successfully getting his attention.

"you need something, darling?" he mumbles reaching out to you but you didn't come close to him instead he heard the sudden burst of music from your phone. you turn and face him with a smirk plastered on your lips, "show me your moves sir"

armin furiously blushes, he stumbles with his words, not knowing what to do and how to react. poor baby looks so confused, you started swaying your body with the beat motioning him to follow your movements. he stood beside you stiff as hell, he doesn't know what to do but after a few seconds of encouragement he begin to get a hang of it.

his body loosened up and followed the beat. his dancing skills? phenomenal. this boy has been hiding his talent from all of you and you're glad you're the one to bring that out of him, his movements flows smoothly. he even nails every facial expressions!

-levi ackerman

he was sipping his afternoon black tea out on the balcony, enjoying the view and relaxing atmosphere. until you come and set you phone by the window, both of you in frame on your phone.

you smiled at the camera that's counting down and look back at levi who's now looking at you and your phone with his brows furrowed. "what?" he simply asked, you took his hand in yours swaying your hips lightly to the beat.

"show me your moves?" you pleaded looking into his eyes, he stifle a chuckle. "really? you're asking me?" he raised a brow at you, you pulled your best puppy dog eyes.

"oh come on!" he clicks his tongue looking to the side, "just this once?" you whined at him, you look back at your phone and see that there's still a reasonable amount of seconds left. you tried pulling him up which he did without resistance, he grumbles under his breath "shouldn't have told you about that"

the song comes to its climax, the beat getting slower and intense. you let go of levi's hand standing aside just a little off the frame, your reaction still visible by the camera. he bops his head to the beat, getting familiar with it.

once he did, he looks at the camera for a second before holding eye contact with you, his movements nonchalant and moves so little but damn that smirk, holy shit. your jaw dropped, speechless. he just did that! plus the seductiveness he holds, god forbid everyone will pounce on him--

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[stayevildarling]

Please make the Cordelia showing her gfs a new magic trick into a fic.

Cordelia Goode x Wilhemina Venable x Billie Dean Howard x Reader- Tainting

TW: cursing, mention of smut

You wake up to the sun rising, birds tweeting outside the window and feeling a set of warm arms wrapped around you. Sleepily you open your eyes only to see it's Billie next to you, scrolling on her phone while holding you close. ''Good morning babydoll'' she says softly and puts her phone down. ''Morning Billie'' you say, your voice still sounding a bit croaky from just waking up. ''Are Mina and Delia at work already?'' you ask not actually remembering what your other two girlfriends said about work today. ''Yeah they left babydoll, which means I got you all to myself today'' the medium replies with a smirk and you chuckle. You stay in each others arms for a while, just enjoying the company of Billie because usually she would also be up and at work quite early in the morning, either in meetings or filming her show so you enjoy some alone time with her on your day off. ''Now how about breakfast Miss Howard?'' you ask and Billie replies ''Well I had something in mind'' looking up and down your body and biting her lip but you shake your head with a smile. ''Not now Miss Howard'' and you get up and walk into the kitchen and before walking off you say ''Maybe if you behave'' with a wink and Billie is quick to get out of bed and follow you

She chases you around the house and kitchen and wraps her arms around you from behind, kissing your cheek and turning you around. ''Don't be naughty kitten'' but you argue ''Naughty? I'm making you breakfast right now'' and Billie simply smirks before walking off, swaying her hips more than necessary and walking to the balcony to have cigarette. You can see her lighting it through the window and you can't help but stare at her while you get the necessary ingredients for breakfast. She looks stunning, even after waking up, without makeup and her hair a bit messy but she looks beautiful. You start mixing the ingredients into a bowl to make pancakes. ''What are you making kitten?'' Billie asks after coming back and sitting by the kitchen island. ''Pancakes'' you explain while trying to concentrate on filling it evenly into a pan. ''Yes I fucking love your pancakes'' Billie says and you chuckle a little while making some coffee for you and your girlfriend. After the pancakes are finished you set two plates on the island and sit opposite Billie. She takes a few bites and moans at the taste but she does it to annoy you, because she knows you hate whenever she makes those sounds and it's not in the bedroom. ''These are so fucking good'' she says and you smile and reply ''Mina would be mad at you right now'' and Billie furrows her eyebrows ''Why?'' and you explain ''You know she hates cursing'' and Billie rolls her eyes ''Well can you see her anywhere? No'' the blonde replies causing you to simply chuckle and carry on eating. ''Mina is a huge fucking hypocrite anyway'' Billie adds

After cleaning the kitchen and Billie barely able to keep her hands off you, you just made it to the sofa before Billie straddled you and started attacking you with kisses. ''I love having my babydoll all to myself'' she whispers in your ear while trailing kisses down your neck. You breathe heavy while Billie carries on making out with you. The two of you ended up spending quite a few hours on that sofa and you both ended up so sweaty that you took a shower together and the fun carried on in there. ''Mommy's gonna need a fucking cigarette after this babydoll'' she sighs and walks out the bathroom in her bathrobe, towel wrapped around her head and swaying her hips on the way to the balcony again. As you take a look at the time your eyes widen realizing you and Billie were at this for hours and Cordelia would return from the academy soon. Quickly you walk around the apartment and you pick up any rubbish or towels or Billie's lingerie on the floor and you tidy up. And just in time before the supreme enters after a long day at the academy. ''Hi Delia'' you say excitedly and she smiles lovingly at you ''Hello sweetheart'' she says before placing a gentle kiss on your lips. ''I missed you Delia'' you admit and Cordelia's eyes lock with yours. ''I missed you too sweetie'' she says and Billie walks in ''Well rude I thought you enjoyed my company today babydoll'' and you roll your eyes playfully while Billie greets Cordelia with a quick kiss on the lips. ''So what have you two been up to?'' Cordelia asks but Billie is quick to head to the sofa and watch her tv show as if nothing happened. ''Well I am going to make dinner for when Mina is back'' you say also not wanting to tell her you have mostly been doing each other all day. ''Well I see'' Cordelia says a bit flustered, her cheeks red.

You prepared some of Mina's favorite pasta, feeling bad that she always has to work so long and so much all day and hoping you could cheer up her day a little. Before you know it she is home and as you bring the food and plates into the dining room your three girlfriends are all there together. Delia is reading something, Billie watching her show and Wilhemina sitting by the table. ''Oh Hi Mina, I missed you'' you say and place a kiss on her lips. ''I missed you too little one'' she says and you ask ''How was your day?'' and she replies ''Good apart from the two idiots'' indicating her bosses. ''Dinner is done'' you shout, letting your other two girlfriends know. ''Hmm smells delicious sweetheart'' Cordelia says, kissing your cheek and Billie just still focussed on her show. ''Mind turning that show off Miss Howard?'' Wilhemina asks now a bit annoyed, just wanting to eat your food already. ''Okay okay calm down babydoll'' she says wanting to annoy Wilhemina with the petname and Mina simply rolling her eyes in a playful way. You four enjoy dinner, everyone talking about their days apart from you and Billie avoiding to actually say what you did all day. Mina talks about some upcoming projects at her work and her idiot bosses. Cordelia talking about Madison getting on her nerves and new students at the academy ''By the way after dinner I gotta show you this magic trick Zoe showed me'' Cordelia says and smiles. ''Cordelia you know I don't like all the magic stuff'' Wilhemina hisses but the supreme defends herself ''Wilhemina you only don't like the magic stuff when it doesn't involve sex'' and you and Billie glance at each other, trying hard not to laugh after Wilhemina just got absolutely roasted by Cordelia. After dinner, Billie helps you clean up, while Wilhemina takes a bath and Cordelia prepares to show you the magic tricks she discovered.

''Okay I will need a glass of water'' Cordelia says having prepared for the tricks to show you. You quickly get her one and you, Billie and Wilhemina all sit on the sofa, while Cordelia stands a few feet away with a cup of water on the sofa table. Wilhemina looks very displeased and not amused because like Cordelia said she only enjoys magical tricks that include orgasms. Billie is very excited and so are you because Cordelia doesn't usually show off anything especially not her magic so this must be exciting. Cordelia moves her hands and with a flick or her wrist the water shoots up in the air as if it's frozen and suddenly the water turns into shapes like little dolphins and letters or shapes like hearts and all that without spilling anywhere. Both yours and Billie's mouth is open, never having seen such cool magic before apart from the rose color changing spell and Wilhemina trying hard to stay unimpressed but it's obvious she also thinks it's amazing. Delia finishes the spell with a proud smile and making the water split in three heart shapes, making them fly towards you three in your favorite colors before dropping it all in the glass again and just like that there is the glass of water again as if nothing happened. Billie blinks a few times unable to believe this and after you can finally muster up a reply you say ''Cordelia that was so fucking cool oh my god'' and Cordelia simply smiles proudly while Wilhemina glares directly at Billie. ''What?'' the medium asks shrugging her shoulders. ''You tainted her'' Wilhemina states and snaps her head in the other direction. Not only hating anyone cursing, apart from herself but especially when you do it because she thinks you are way too pure and innocent and her putting the entire blame on Billie for this. ''Excuse me I have done nothing of such sorts'' Billie plays with her nails and tries to brush Wilhemina's comment off. ''Of course you have Billie, that foul mouth of yours constantly teaches her these words'' Wilhemina snaps and you and Cordelia just look at each other, not sure what to actually say. ''Well usually you like that foul mouth of mine Wilhemina especially when you beg me to eat you out'' Billie says and you simply try and not laugh because Wilhemina might actually kill you. ''I-'' Wilhemina says unable to even comprehend Billie's words let alone form a reply. ''Now come on you two, how about we just enjoy our evening together'' Cordelia suggests not wanting any arguing to happen, although she internally agrees with Mina because Billie really does have a foul mouth sometimes. ''I agree, how about movies and dessert?'' you ask excitedly almost sounding like a child. What you fail to see is that Wilhemina, Cordelia and Billie all looked at each other in the same moment when you mentioned dessert. ''How about we go to bed instead sweetheart?'' Cordelia asks, walking towards you while biting her lip and your insides flutters when you see her looking at you with bedroom eyes. ''Um yeah that actually sounds better'' you say and the three of them chuckle while following you into the bedroom.

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[piracytheorist]

Since the first thing that strikes me about re8, story-wise, is that it seems to be all over the place? Again, I’ve no idea how it ties to previous games but it feels like this parental/mother-child theme is just hanging there with no resolution at all? I mean yes, Ethan saved his daughter, presumably breaking some sort of abuse cycle, yay, congrats, but what about his wife/gf? Isn’t she supposed to be like the main protagonist of the story of a mother bereaved to the point of tyrannical madness

Or rather, this specific story is not the right choice for his character since there’s SO many ethical and philosophical issues and questions implied but never properly explored because of Ethan’s ‘fuck you, idc’ attitude (which is completely understandable in those circumstances but adds virtually nothing to the plot and arguably even ruins it a bit). Heisenberg could’ve been an excellent ally with fascinating grey morality (provided the writers wouldn’t push him to the point of absolute insanity and let freedom, not power-hunger be his main goal and motivation for rebellion).And again, aren’t the lords supposed to represent child development stages? In which case Ethan what? Kills the possibility of some evil version of Rose? Or his own chance to experience fatherhood throughout all of those stages? Either way, it seems a bit… weird to have a Parent destroy multiple people whose main relevance to the plot is that they’re children of an abusive antagonist in a storyline so extremely focused on parent/kid relationships.

I feel like the main theme of re8 is not just parenthood/motherhood, but the relationship itself of the parent to the child. There's a lot of mentions to "children being used". Miranda kidnapping people, experimenting on them and mutating them and then treating them like they're her kids; Miranda kidnapping and practically killing Rose; Dimitrescu making daughters out of reanimated corpses she experimented on; Heisenberg wanting to use Rose's powers, etc etc.

And it's important that Miranda is at the center of this. There's something very interesting she says to Ethan in her boss fight:

"Why do you interfere? Surely you have no need of Rose now, so close to death?"

And that's where her mistake was. Ethan wasn't doing all that because he needed Rose herself. He was doing it to save her, fully aware that he wasn't going to be a part of her life cause he knew he was dying. Miranda was way too dependent on her love for Eva - and like, I honestly get it that losing your child can devastate you (if anything my fear of that is one of the reasons I don't want to have kids) - so much that her life literally revolved around her child. Once Eva died, Miranda wanted to die. Once she found the Megamycete and discovered she maybe had a chance to bring Eva back, she dedicated her entire life and ruined multiple others to do just that. Her one and biggest need was to get Eva back. It wasn't a simple want or wish. It was a need. She'd get her child back, damn everyone else - including other people's children.

Miranda had no-one to blame directly; Eva had died from the influenza, it wasn't like she had any chance to change things. Ethan's case was different; he had people to blame, particularly, the one who kidnapped Rose and dismembered her, and her lackeys who kept said parts and fought him for trying to take them back.

So on one end, you have a parent who lost her child due to a tragedy, and ended up destroying other - innocent - lives in order to get her back. On the other, you have a parent who lost his child due to a crime, and ended up going after the criminals responsible in order to get the child back. Like, it wasn't even revenge, and it wasn't that he "needed" Rose in his life. He simply wanted to save her and ensure she'll be alright.

I fully agree it could have been Mia as the protagonist in re8, and that it was a wasted opportunity to simply fridge her and have her in the sidelines angsting over her husband. But whether it was Mia or Ethan as the protagonist, I feel like the theme that I explained above does offer a resolution, showing the opposites of Miranda and Ethan, and ending Miranda's tyrrany of her "need" to have her child back through Ethan's determination to ensure his child's safety and happiness - even if he doesn't get to be a part of any of that later on. Miranda showed obsession; Ethan showed dedication.

And this is how I see the abuse cycle breaking and the resolution is reached; an obsessed parent hurt a good parent's child to bring their own child back - the good parent's dedication stopped the former, allowing the former's tyrrany to end and their child to grow up safe.

Seeing as this is a horror game, I don't tend to focus on the morality issues (if I'm interpreting your second message correctly). Like, the developers are making a grant effort to put us in Ethan's shoes, first-person POV, plain character protagonist and all; our child got kidnapped and practically murdered, and we have the chance to bring her back. We'll absolutely raise hell to the people who are responsible for it and we will get our child back, fuck any moral dilemmas we might have. When someone is threatening your life, you have the ability to kill them to defend yourself. In the case of a caring parent, that ability may multiply by a lot when the threat is towards their child. And I feel that this is what the game explored in the end. Though the whole survival issue is taxing on Ethan, he doesn't give a damn about who he has to kill if it means saving his daughter - but again, it's only the responsible parties. We see how watching all the people at Luisa's house die affected him, and even before Elena died, he wanted to ensure her safety before he went searching for Rose; he is sympathetic and morally rational, but also capable of cold-blooded murder if someone is threatening his child. To a lesser extent, we saw that in re7 too. With his life on the line, he killed Jack (multiple times) and Marguerite, and at the end he recognized how they were actually victims of Eveline. But they were still actively trying to murder him so he wasn't given the chance to help them. With Zoe, he promised to send help, and he did, even wanting to talk to her once she'd been rescued by her uncle and Chris. The same applies to re8, but as I said, it's multiplied since it's his daughter who's in danger, and the end of re8 proves he cares for her safety more than his own.

Now, all that said, I think it's important to note how it's stil a Resident Evil game. I haven't actually played or watched any playthroughs of other games, but the basic concept in these games, from what I understand, is that the player shoots zombies; ex-human beings who have lost any human mentality and will just come for your throat if you don't kill them first. They're not humans anymore, they can't be reasoned or sympathized with. It's not really an issue of morality, ethics or philosophy. Your life, and the life of your child in the case of re8, are in danger. You don't give a shit. You just start shooting and hope for the best. Again, I don't know if the morality issue is explored in other RE games, but to be honest... Resident Evil doesn't sound like the kind of franchise that's thematically into going super deep into the morality of shooting zombies to save your life.

I have to admit I haven't thought of the Lords being representative of child development stages. I think they could be put as Moreau being a toddler, fully dependent on their parent - funnily enough, the Greek word for baby is "moro", pronounced almost exactly the way "Moreau" is pronounced in the game - Donna as a child, Heisenberg as a (rebellious?) teenager, and Dimitrescu as a late teen/young adult (if anything, Dimitrescu seems to behave like the eldest child of the bunch). But I'm not sure the connection that has to Ethan as a father, if anything because the bosses are fought in complete random order of age, if my analysis is correct. Like, I understand the symbolism behind the Lords' behaviours, maybe as you said they represent the obstacles Ethan had to overcome. In one single day and with his life on the line, instead of in the course of Rose's entire childhood and adolescence, but that's exactly why he hated being a protagonist of a horror game, lol.

Anyway, yeah. All in all, I don't think Resident Evil is a franchise where we should expect to sit down afterwards and ponder whether we were right to shoot the zombies that were trying to kill us. Again, I'm not the right person to ask this, since I don't know anything about other RE games, but that's the conclusion I'm making in a meta-thinking way.

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[lesbianjamies]

✨manifesting a Kietou selfie✨

(Though I am a little nervous we won’t see one soon because 1. both Mailin and Ava seemed a bit iffy about the idea of them being together and 2. idk if Zoe and Finn know yet not to even mention Construction and I’m worried that Kieu My doesn’t wanna reveal their relationship on insta yet but maybe if they’re seen together at school...)

same, im speaking it into existence anon, planting the seeds and we will surely see the harvest ✨✨✨ lol

but yeah i agree. given the complications i think they’re gonna hold off on being too public with their relationship outside of their circle of friends. and i think fatou really wants to make sure not to overwhelm ava so we’ll see how she navigates this situation in the next clips. as for kieu my’s friends, im not too worried abt zoe and finn tbh i think they’ll be supportive actually. construction on the other hand.... just saying he’s already got two strikes, one more and he’s on sight

if they’re seen together at school i hope its bec they want to be seen, their kiss was found out accidentally and it did not end well but if that happens again now that they’re officially gfs... i think its going to be okay. this would actually be the perfect moment for kieu my to stand up for fatou in front of her friends so im ready to see that happen! i know our girl kieu my will come through

#ask #druck

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Shiptober 2020 Entry #6 - Levihanpeto! More info under the cut!

IT'S THEM,,,MY FAV TRIO (manga spoilers ahead!) So, as most of y'all know, for a good chunk of Venomverse's development and production Levi was originally with Eren, while Hanji and Petra were together. It took me a long time to realize that I needed to fix that (because Ereri is, y'know, Not Good) and I fought it for so long because I thought that by doing what I did with it in Venomverse, I was separating myself from the problematic aspects of it, but that just made things worse (and I was normalizing it, even if I didn't realize what I was doing). I'm a bit ashamed it took me until like. December of 2019 to finally put my foot down and retcon it, but I'm much happier with my ship choices now. Eren is off with his childhood best friend, while Levi is with his genderfluid scientist gf!!! That mini ramble aside, Levihan is just...so good. They have such a wonderful relationship and they understand one another so well. That's why Ch 132 is especially upsetting, because with Hanji gone Levi is pretty much alone, not including the remainder of their ragtag group. And before Hanji died, he placed his fist against their chest and told them to "devote their heart", which is not only the first time he's said that, but when you do the salute you do it with your own heart, implying that Hanji was his heart. UGH. Anyways, seeing Petra amongst the group of dead Survey Corps members welcoming Hanji was my Hanpeto scraps, so thanks Yams In Venomverse, Levi and Hanji got together first, having their twins Nancy Zoe-Ackerman and Grant Zoe-Ackerman. Petra, on the other hand, had a fling with Oluo, resulting in their son Schuyler Berner, who was later adopted by Moblit and Abel, who raised him amongst their own daughter Eloise Scout Berner. Petra eventually is brought into the relationship (although she's only romantically/sexually/etc involved with Hanji, her and Levi are just friends sharing a partner), and she and Hanji have their own trio of kids: Stefan Zoe-Ral, Magnild Zoe-Ral and Katrina Zoe-Ral.

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Jamie Johnson 5x10 Review

Tonight was a surprisingly busy ep that did a good job balancing angst and levity. Let’s dig in!

Dillon finally went home tonight after what was probably a couple of weeks. The show continues to do great work with Dillon’s sexuality. Graham begins to make amends by coming of his own accord to the Walker-Cotton house and apologizing to Dillon but he hasn’t magically become a good person. He wants Dillon to keep his sexuality a secret which Dillon pushes back against but as loathsome as Graham can be he does have a point that being openly gay could very well derail Dillon’s football career; after all it’s the same conclusion that all the gay professional players in Britain have reached. This whole story line has been surprisingly nuanced especially for a kids show. Shaun Duggan mentioned that Graham would have a journey of his own and I would assume we see more of it in the final eps 

One thing I do think the show has failed to do is include Dillon’s mom. Presumably they don’t have the actress this season but we really needed to see her support Dillon on screen when his dad and brother are homophobes. Hopefully they bring her back in S6 (and bring back Elliot)

It’s a minor detail but I really liked that when Alba comes into the living room to share her news that through the window we can see Graham walking towards the front door; it shows a real attention to detail on the part of the production team. Also the ‘’We Are Family’’ poster with the rainbow on the kitchen wall while Dillon and Graham talked was an inspired touch

The small moment when Dillon asked Becky and Dawn what he should do was really cool; seeing adult lgbtq people give advice to kids dealing with their sexualities is rare on tv in general, on kids tv it’s virtually unheard of; Cami and her gf trying to help Bobby on Doafp being the only example that comes to mind. The show did a great job normalizing lgbtq parents and families and there was an excellent implicit contrast drawn between the loving and supportive ‘non-traditional’  Walker-Cotton family and the cold and strained ‘traditional nuclear’ Simmonds family

I’m so glad that Ruby and Alba have finally been adopted and the photo album Becky and Dawn made was very sweet. I wonder if they stick with Osborne as their surnames or start using Walker-Cotton

Dillon being second in the credits? We love to see it folks

Zoe gets a recruitment montage for a heist soccer game so her and Kat can have one last chance to impress Geri Seddon who apparently doesn’t work very hard at her scouting job if she’s missed all these players. In the first good deed Jamie has done in weeks he calls up Jack and she gets Archfield to play against Zoe’s ragtag team. To the show’s credit Archfield pretty easily wins the day at Goodfield as they realistically should. Zoe and Kat get into Hawkstone though and Alba gets flagged as a future talent so all’s well that ends well

Zoe vaguely apologized for being an ass to Jack and she finally did the right thing with Kat and returned the pendant which which Kat promptly lost again. Zoe treating other girls as the enemy has been a core part of her story since she joined the show back in S3 and it looks like that’s behind now as her and Kat are real friends

I think Mike calling for girl power was the funniest line of the night

This Eric/Aisha/Freddie love triangle is a right mess but I’m finding myself invested regardless. Freddie and Aisha have good chemistry and their commentating was cute. Freddie not knowing Kat’s last name was funny as was Aisha’s observation about Mike’s yelling. Aisha was also right about peanut butter and honey being a delicious combo

We got a refresher on Eric’s sad backstory, brutal that he hasn’t seen his mom in 2 years.  Well I’m sure that Eric’s issues with abandonment won’t come into play as Aisha and Freddie grow closer! Imagine tuning into a livestream for a football match only to hear two 13 year olds get into a pissing contest over a girl they both fancy

Also nice to see the kids be kids and go to the cinema

This show has really done a good job with diversity especially since the series isn’t set in or around London (S1 was filmed in Nottingham and recent seasons have been filmed in Wales). In particular, JJ has avoided having their two black male characters, Eric and Freddie, fall into stereotypes. As much as I can’t fathom why the show needs this love triangle, it is refreshing to see two black kids shown as the closest thing this show has to romantic leads. American kids shows have done a great job with female black characters but when it comes to black male characters things are much worse. Zay on GMW largely fell into the sassy black friend stereotype. As for Walker on Andi Mack, the less said the better about how he was romantically involved with two girls of colour only to lose out to two white boys before being written off as a shoe gifting player in a way that played into harmful stereotypes about black men being promiscuous 

Another ep where Jamie basically just makes a cameo but because the show has such a wide bench it doesn’t hurt the ep at all. Boggy is basically Jamie’s housewife at this point and it’s sad as hell to watch

I think this is the first time Jack has been back where she hasn’t had a scene with Jamie. The official insta account reposted someone asking the show to make Jamie and Jack a couple, we’ll one day learn if that was straight baiting

Interesting to think about how different the show would be if Jack was still a main, would Dillon’s story be getting nearly so much focus? 

Looking Ahead:

Liam thinks Aisha is Eric’s soulmate? I wouldn’t have pegged him for a romantic at heart. I love that he keeps bouncing around the friend trio trying his chances with a new member every week, at the beach he tried with Freddie and now he’s trying with Eric

It seems likely that Eric is denying that he likes Aisha because of his abandonment issues and it looks like he skirmishes with Freddie on the field. I wonder if he’ll be honest with anyone about his feelings

Boggy’s breakdown is upcoming, I really don’t think he’s Jetpac11. Looks like 5x12 is the video game tournament with the Jetpac11 reveal, I still think it’s Archie Royle, but Jethro Stevenson would be a great twist

I lean more and more towards Dillon signing with the Northport Rovers as a way to forge his own path and because he trusts our problematic fave Duncan Jones to stand firm against homophobia. It would also bring Duncan’s S5 story full circle, he was so focused on trying to bamboozle Jamie into signing for Northport that he overlooked the other very talented player he had right in front of him. It seems like Dillon’s story line is trending towards him wrestling with coming out publicly as a professional player in S6 and proving to himself, his father, and the world that an out gay man can be a professional footballer

Until next week Jamie Johnsoners

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