#i love her & am a good dog mom but tbh she’s happy in these photos bc she’s playing or being offered treats lol

[possibilistfanfiction]

That photo of charli is joy embodied. Thank you for sharing!

:) ur welcome! she’s literally the happiest little dog with her flowers. here’s some more charli having the time of her life pics from the past month or so of adventures

#charli #i love her & am a good dog mom but tbh she’s happy in these photos bc she’s playing or being offered treats lol #as it should be. her god given right to be a pup

[laissez-fire-oh]

Pac #5 - Your in-laws first impression of you

Take a deep breath and relax. Take your time to ground yourself and connect with your insight. Once you feel ready, choose the picture or number that calls you the most and check the description. If you feel called by more than one, there might be more messages for you. Being a general reading, take what resonates and leave what doesn’t. This is only for fun and entertainment.

Please notice that all I am writing is only based on my intuition. Any kind of feedback would be deeply appreciated to help me grow.

All the photos are mine and you have no permission to use them.

FROM LEFT TO RIGHT:

PURRING CAT = PILE 1 | FIGHTING BLACKBIRDS = PILE 2 | RUNNING DOG = PILE 3

I may use he/she and husband/father/wife/mother, but take as resonates, it could simply refer to the energies I sense/see.

Pile 1

I see a loving grandma's smile here. She looks happy that finally their nephew/niece seem to have found someone good for them. It could also be someone of your fs' ancestors, or their spirits, being happy that they finally met you (honestly I almost wrote this referring to you too, so it could be valid for both you and your person. I heard soulmate, so maybe your soul family is gonna be happy that you two reunited on Earth). The grandma seems to think you are the best match: determined, able to keep your fs grounded enough (your fs' chart may be filled with air/water or they embody those- they might be living a lot in their head or not always end every task they start). Their parents will think the same, I think you will meet them for a lunch (I don't think it is their place, it looks more like a celebration somewhere in a restaurant - grandma's bday? Or something like Christmas, take as resonates) and they may judge a little how you behave while eating? I see your fs' mom looking at you. Lol they may be a very traditional family so that's why the grandma stood out so much (she look sooo lovely though!). After a kind of cold (embarrassed, more likely) start, I think all of your fs' family will start interacting with you (someone will find an excuse to talk or say something funny, probably the grandma or your person), and everything will go smoothly! I see 1-2 years later the family may recall this moment and laugh about it with you. You look way more relaxed. The grandma wants you to sit near her and occasionally hold her hand. I think she wants to pass her knowledge about the family to you, you may be very dear and special to her, not just cause you love her nephew/niece. She may have recognized something inside of you, something that may belong to her as well (like I mentioned could be a soul connection or maybe a matter of origins, you may come from the same area as her). I think you will like her for the same reason and she may remind you of your grandma too somehow. Such a beautiful bond!

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Pile 2

I see your person's parents sitting on a sofa in front of you. Their mom is talking to you, lightly reclining her body a little closer to you. She seems kind but inside she may be a little worried: she may talk a little too fast or move her hands on her legs occasionally, trying to relax a bit. You probably don't look like what she had in mind for her child. You may be a foreign too. She is totally trying to scan you inside/out and try to see what their child saw in you. The father is way more relaxed (I got an image of someone wearing glasses sitting with his legs crossed reading a newspaper - it's not that he will actually do that, ofc, he respects you, it is just to explain how chill he is, especially compared to his wife). He probably thinks their child needs to be trusted. I feel like they may offer you tea and biscuits or whatever else, as you are guested in their house and they want to be welcoming. Your person is going to enjoy seeing their mother a little nervous tbh, I see them smirking but trying to cover that with their hands. Please don't think that your fs doesn't love you and is doing this just to get a reaction out of their mother, at all. They are crazy about you. This is just a funny plus in the story for them. Don't worry btw, I don't see many problems with their family tbh, their mother will accept you once she'll talk alone with her child and start to know you too ofc. I think she may even teach you how to cook their child's fav food or want you to cook yours for her? It seems she is going to be more open with you and may even wait for your children? She would love to be a grandma tbh (ofc take as resonates - she may be even happy with a small dog too) I see her with this little baby, head over hills, trying to give them whatever they may ask for (I heard spoil). She may even offer you and your person the chance to spend some time alone (a night or weekend away) so that she can babysit her nephew/niece. She his carrying them around singing lullabies aww she is a cutie, I knew that! Sorry, the father just kinda disappeared lol he is very chill tbh, but a happy grandpa too.

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Pile 3

I see you very anxious in front of a door. It is night. You might be invited for dinner or just be able to meet your in-laws after dinner/work (not sure if you or your person, maybe both, could work until late). You may already be living together or maybe just spend a lot of time one at the other's place (maybe some of you you are in a campus?). Your person is trying to calm you down, maybe it wasn't really planned for you to meet their family already. Probably your person mentioned something without thinking or their parents met you two together somewhere, like at the mall filling the same shopping cart, and so they invited you over to know you better right on the spot. Their parents seem nice tbh, but you may feel not enough to be with their child. They look really wealthy and elegant (I am seeing a mansion, and your fs' mother may wear jewels and a fur coat- it may be just a symbol) and you may not feel at the same level? You fear they won't accept you because you are coming from a different background or social class. Or maybe you share a huge age difference with your fs? Your person's father may be a lawyer or a doctor. Maybe their mother has a similar job as well. I see the couple welcoming you though, trying to make you feel at ease. Idk, maybe at first, when you will mention your background they will look a little lost but I feel like your person's mother will try to make you feel at ease and even caress your shoulders (probably not literally). You may eat with them though, the table is huge here, many paintings on walls. You will feel really nervous (sorry it is so much about you but their parents don't seem to have a very precise reaction/impression here, maybe they think you may even break up one day as you are both very young or bc of the age gap or maybe they don't think their child is someone into serious relationships - not as a wish, more like a random thought they have. You seem kind, shy but good-mannered so they are okay with you atm. They may also appreciate that you decided to study in a specific field, could be the same as theirs or their child's: maybe you are gonna be a doctor too or you are already - could be any other job tbh). For some of you things may change a little after you and your person will get engaged (they may be worried about your status/age then), but I see only temporarily. You will find a solution with your fs.

#intuitive #lfopac #pac #pick a photo #pick a pile #pick a card #pickacardreading #intuitive readers #intuitive readings #intuitive reading #intuition #intuição #intuicion

[purplesurveys]

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Serious question, peanut butter or nutella?  Oh you are just mean. Nutella is amazing as a filling or icing, but when it comes down to it I guess I look for peanut butter more often. I love both though.

Do you prefer baked potatoes or mashed potatoes?  Mashed. But baked potatoes are pretty good too; the only reason I didn’t pick it is that I don’t get to have it as often as I do mashed.

What is your oldest sibling’s middle name?  I’m the eldest sibling, but my sister, who comes after me, has Beatrice as her second name if that’s what you mean by middle name.

Do you like breadsticks?  Yes. The more cheesy-garlicky, the better.

What are your favorite things to spend money on?  Merch or food.

Which would you rather have a new puppy or kitten?  Puppy. Not the biggest fan of cats.

How old will you be on your next birthday?  24.

Do you ever feel self-conscious when you eat around other people?  If it’s the combination of having to be around people I’m not too close with, like workmates, and I’m eating something that tends to be messy, like jjajangmyeon, then yeah I can definitely feel conscious.

When you opened your eyes this morning, what were your first thoughts?  I fell asleep from 11 PM to around 3 AM and when I woke up then I thought  “ugh, I fell asleep early again?”

What is one thing in the room you’re in that reminds you of somebody?  My vape pen constantly reminds me of Andi because they were the one who gave it to me.

Could you ever be friends with somebody who was homophobic?  No.

Would you ever want to be a supermodel, or date one?  I did want to be one, at one point. It was all a matter of being stuck with the wrong crowd at the time lol.

Honestly, have you ever made fun of somebody so bad they cried?  Probably with my sister when we were very young.

Honestly, would you rather be complimented on your looks or intelligence?  Intelligence.

Have you ever purchased a pregnancy test, for yourself or otherwise? I never have.

You can get one thing, anything, for free right now. What do you pick? Why?  A 1 or 2 TB hard drive. My phone has reached the stage where I’m starting to have to constantly delete shit so I don’t reach the maximum storage, so I need someplace to dump all my photos and videos in to free up my phone.

Honestly, have you ever danced naked?  Nope.

What was the first illegal thing that you did? Did you get caught? I dunno...buy pirated movies? I didn’t get ‘caught’ since pirated movie stalls are widespread here anyway, so for the most part I’ve always been more concerned for them than I am for myself.

What is the home page on the computer you’re on?  Technically it’s supposed to be the Google home screen, but I have an extension that shows me my to-do list for the day.

Do you like to write poetry?  Nah, that’s always been my Achilles’ heel when it comes to writing.

Are your ears pierced?  Yup. Surprisingly enough they’ve never closed up despite never having worn earrings (clip-ons notwithstanding) in the last 13 years.

If so, were they pierced with a piercing gun, or with a sterile needle?  I’m not sure, since my mom had them pierced when I was a baby. I would guess piercing gun, though.

Do you wear makeup regularly? I never wear makeup.

Did you eat cereal for breakfast today?  I never have cereal unless I’m staying at hotels. It’s just never been something I look for.

When was the last time you tripped over something?  A box that was lying around in my room.

Any obsessive-compulsive tendencies?  I’ll sometimes get concerned with how many times I have to flick the switch of our hot water dispenser or open and close the refrigerator door before I feel completely satisfied...but I dunno if that counts.

Who was the last person you yelled at?  Technically...Angela? I was filming an unboxing video for a gift she randomly got me and I loved the gift so much I was yelling my excitement through the screen.

Why did you yell at them?  ^ That.

Favorite type of apple?  I don’t like fruits.

Ever seen live horse racing?  No, it’s not something that interests me.

How about live greyhound racing?  I don’t even know what that looks like.

What’s one thing, besides the obvious, that you couldn’t live without?  The arts, I guess. I need something to listen to, to watch, etc on a regular basis.

Have you ever touched a giraffe?  I don’t think so.

What does your mom call you?  Robyn, or the Filipino term parents use for their kids.

What stresses you out the most in life?  A particular client at work. We have a million campaigns going on for them at any given point so my life virtually revolves around that brand these days.

Do you play any PC games? What is your favorite?  Nope.

If you were pregnant, how would you tell the father? Well, that would depend on the circumstances. Did we want a baby? Was it a bad surprise, a happy surprise? I can't answer this with just one idea. < Yeah.

What’s the hardest level you can play on Guitar Hero?  If I’m using a Playstation controller, I can go Hard or Expert. But my finger coordination with the actual guitar controller is terrible and I fail most songs even at Easy.

What ever happened with you and your first boyfriend?  There was never any ‘boyfriend,’ but my first girlfriend and I have basically had a falling out and I haven’t talked to her in months, and I expect it to continue being that way.

What’s your favorite country song?  I don’t have any.

What is the worst thing a former boyfriend/girlfriend has done to you?  Putting her pride and anger first even when I’m obviously in a state of disstress or breakdown in front of her. That’s some emotional rollercoaster I’m glad I don’t have to deal with anymore.

What were you for Halloween last year?  Just Dora the Explorer again, which was a repeat from the year before that.

Are you feeling guilty for something?  I don’t think so; at least there isn’t anything I’m actively feeling guilty about at the moment.

Are you usually quiet or loud?  I think I’m in between? I’m pretty loud but I can space out at the most random moments hahaha.

How many hours do you spend on the computer a day?  This question always makes me wince at myself...I guess anywhere between 16-18 hours? The only time I put my laptop down is when I’m off to bed, but otherwise it’s constantly open.

What is the show that you watched when you were little, and you still do? I don’t think there is such a show.

Do your siblings text you?  Nope. We live under the same roof 24/7 so there’s been little need to text.

Do you want a small or big wedding?  Big.

Have you ever searched for your own house on Google Earth?  Yes, but that was when Google Earth was still super bare so I wasn’t able to see the actual house anyway, but just the general area where we’re located. I haven’t used Google Earth in years.

Who is your ex dating/talking to?  I don’t know and I hoooonestly could not care less.

Ever kissed someone who smokes?  Yep.

Does it take a lot for someone to annoy you?  Depends on my mood. I have my moments where it’s very easy for me to get irritated.

Do you own your own computer?  I mean it was bought for me, but I didn’t get it with money I earned.

Did you ever have to share a room with one of your siblings?  When my brother was starting to mature, my sister and I very very briefly experimented sharing a room, but it lasted like all of two weeks. My parents ultimately just transferred our balcony to a bedroom so that all three of us had our own rooms.

What noises in the room you’re in, do you hear at the moment?  An airplane is flying above me at the moment so I can hear its engine. I can also hear some crickets chirping and the faint barking of dogs.

Have you ever dated someone with longer hair than yours?  Yup.

What’s the biggest upcoming event for you?  I guess my second vaccine dose is kinda big? It’s happening this Friday.

What do you typically order from Wendy’s?  I rarely get Wendy’s tbh, but when I do I usually go for their Baconator.

Have you ever been given a lapdance by an actual stripper?  No, it’s not something I would be into.

What do you love most about yourself? Continued the next day because I am terrible at taking a survey in one go. I like that I don’t hesitate to do or buy things for my loved ones, not even inwardly. I guess it’s because my family has always lived very practically, so I want to make up for that by spoiling my friends.

Have you ever received a hickey from the last person you kissed?  Yes.

What are you doing right now?  I am supposed to be at work but it’s a relatively quiet day, so I’m here. I do have my screen split between Tumblr and my emails though, so that I’d be able to see if new work will come in hahaha.

What’s bothering you right now?  Quiet work days always make me anxious because it makes me think if I’m forgetting about something crucial.

What was the last thing you drank?  I literally just took a sip of my coffee before moving on to this question.

Be honest, do you like people in general?  Depends on the situation, I think. Like when I go to concerts, I know I’m around people I share the same interests with, so there’s a sense of solidarity that goes with that. But when I’m like...I dunno, lining up to get my license renewed at a government office, I know people there are in a rush and tend to get rude, and that makes me feel a little bit overwhelmed. I don’t think this is something I can generalize.

Do you want your tongue pierced?  No. Lip I can consider, but I have to pass on tongue. 

Do you change your phone background a lot?  I do these days, yeah.

Have you ever made someone so mad that they broke something?  Possibly.

Have you ever been strip searched?  I’ve been searched, but was never asked to strip.

Do you have a funny last name? Does anyone make fun of it?  No, it’s an ordinary surname.

Ever have a drug overdose? What did you OD on exactly?  Never.

Do you get sick of people who call themselves bipolar all the time? I get sick of people who call themselves bipolar, and of people who use ‘bipolar’ to describe someone else who just has your typical mood swings.

Describe your day so far in three words:  Business as usual.

What was the most stressful project you had so far/while in school? I was once designated as a leader for a science investigative project, which didn’t make sense because science was definitely not my strongest point. Needless to say it didn’t go well and I ended up being a terrible leader. Choose one- Butterfinger, Milky Way, Snickers:  Butterfinger, even though they’re a bitch to eat and chew.

Have you ever stepped in dog poop?  Maybe once or twice. It fortunately doesn’t happen a lot.

What was the last thing you spent money on?  I got Angela and Reena cheese tarts. The reason behind it was Jin held a VLIve last Monday and he had been eating egg tarts during the stream; and because I was happy to have watched my first Jin live, I got my friends cheese tarts hahaha. I don’t know a lot of places that sells good egg tarts so I settled for cheese tarts instead, which I think are better anyway.

Have you ever slept in the same bed with the last person you kissed?  Yeah.

Is there a guy that knows a lot about you?  I guess Hans? We personally don’t get to have a lot of heart-to-heart exchanges, but considering how Angela’s my greatest confidante I’m sure she has shared bits of my life to him, which I don’t mind.

Is there someone you just can’t imagine your life without?  I don’t really like answering this question anymore because the people that I’ve declared ‘for keeps’ have faded out of my life at some point. I’m a lot more guarded and self-preservation-y when it comes to this now.

Do you prefer Starbucks coffee or small cafe coffee?  Ooooh, both. I love coffee.

Would you ever consider getting a piercing in your septum?  No.

Do you enjoy being outdoors?  If the weather is nice, yes.

Do people tell you that you have an accent?  I mean I’ve been told my English is strong, but my accent in particular doesn’t really get noted.

Do you enjoy watching fireworks on the 4th of July?  I don’t celebrate that.

What’re some unspeakable subjects for you?  I don’t like talking about my brother. Otherwise I am pretty open about everything.

Is there anyone you would take a bullet for?  Several people come to mind.

Do you enjoy tanning?  If I’m at the beach, sure. It’s honestly not something I have to constantly keep up with, though, since I’m already naturally tan enough. Are you a virgin?  No.

Who’s your celebrity crush?  Taehyung :(

Did or do you get good grades in English class?  I always got pretty good grades in English.

What part of your body are you self-conscious about?  Teeth, and my legs sometimes.

Are you expected to help fix Thanksgiving dinner?  I don’t celebrate that.

Have you ever lost anyone close to cancer?  Yes.

Do you personally know anyone who is transgender?  Yes.

When was the last time you got a shot?  Last month, then I’m getting my second dose tomorrow.

#survey #surveys

[snezfics-n-shit]

Home For The Holidays - An AA fic that’s way too long

I’ve been thinkin bout that post that’s like “character with the kink is sneezing a lot and their partner who usually indulges them is having fun with How The Turns Have Tabled” so now I give you a Wrightworth + snzfcker Phoenix fic based on that exact premise. In which Phoenix re-introduces Miles to Mama Wright, Christmas is celebrated for 2 months straight, and disaster man Phoenix is back on his bullshit.

Tbh if I kept this lying around I’d just keep editing and it’d never get done oof but please enjoy

          Phoenix’s mother had clearly purchased a new doorbell. The tune echoed from behind the door at the press of the button; this year, it was much louder and played Jingle Bells a month too early. Speaking of a month too early, other than a rather articulate variant of a ‘no soliciting’ sticker, the decorations on the door were Christmas themed as well, completely skipping Thanksgiving and likely put up the day after Halloween. That was just how Mrs. Wright was: a major Christmas enthusiast through and through.

Just as expected, she greeted her son and his family while sporting a comfy Christmas-themed sweater. Cats in Santa hats, a design that had Trucy in awe at how cute they were. Christmas and cats, two of Mrs. Wright’s joys in life. Mrs. Wright had little contact with family members other than Phoenix and Trucy, so she resolved a lot of the resulting loneliness by adopting cats. The cats she adopted were a lot like her, having few blood relatives around and finding a home in a found family.

“Phoenix! You’re early!” Mrs. Wright looked up and down at her son, assessing just how many extra pies she would need to make; he was skin and bones since he had been disbarred! “You didn’t have to shave before you came, dear. The holiday is this Thursday, so you have time to make yourself look nice.”

“You tell me that every time I visit, mom.” Phoenix chuckled. “Today, I have a good reason to look nice. There’s someone I’d like for you to meet.”

“Well, I know I’ve met your adorable daughter before.” Mrs. Wright leaned down to give Trucy a big hug. “You have no idea how happy I am to have a grandbaby to spoil!”

“You tell me that every time, too.” Phoenix stepped to the side, showing off Miles, who had done a spectacular job at hiding behind him before the big reveal. “This is my boyfriend, Miles Edgeworth. I’ve been meaning to tell you since we started dating, but only now does he have a day off where you can finally meet in person.”

“Wait, Miles?” Mrs. Wright blinked a few times. Miles was certainly as well dressed as the boy she remembered Phoenix bringing home so many times, but was he the same person? “That sweet boy who would always help me with the dishes when he stayed over? This is him?”

“I believe so, Mrs. Wright.” Miles hardly remembered his youth well enough to give a definite answer, but that sounded like something he would have done. It sounded like something he would do even now, actually.

“Sounds like you found yourself a keeper, dear.” Mrs. Wright held the door open wider to let the trio in. “It’s awfully chilly today. Come inside before you catch a cold.”

The walls were lined with framed pictures of Phoenix, with unsurprisingly many of which being of him celebrating Christmas. The trend continued even with pictures of Trucy that Phoenix had sent to his mother. While there weren’t nearly as many, there were a few notable photos of Phoenix’s parents: the pictures taken when they renewed their wedding vows and when Mrs. Wright got her associate’s degree after Phoenix started working with Mia, for example.

“Ah, now I remember.” Miles looked a little uncomfortable with the holiday-centric décor. “Your mother’s Christmas obsession.”

“Be nice.” Phoenix whispered. “It’s something she really likes; it’s not hurting anyone.”

“I love Grandma’s reindeer!” Trucy lifted herself with her tiptoes, eager to see the skillfully crafted wooden reindeer lining the shelf above the shoe rack. “Rudolph’s my favorite! Because he made everyone real sorry for making fun of him!”

“He did, didn’t he?” Phoenix slipped off his shoes and hung up his and Miles’s coats on the coat rack. “I like him, too. He had a talent that really turned Christmas eve around.” That sounded much like how he used to be in the courtroom. He missed that courtroom a lot.

“I’m gonna go find Buster!” Trucy ran off. Buster was one of Mrs. Wright’s cats; his big personality quickly made him Trucy’s favorite. Phoenix, however, was more fond of Doily (formerly Dollie), a friendly and relaxed cat who was happy as long as she had somewhere to sit. There were three more: a senior cat named Gerald, a gray tabby named Della, and a new kitten named Harvey. While it seemed like a lot of cats, the home Phoenix’s parents resided in after Phoenix left for Ivy University was specifically picked to be spacious enough for even the most rambunctious cats. 

“I believe you told me you wanted to introduce me to your parents’ cats, correct?” Miles followed Phoenix to one of the living room couches. “And you’re sure they’re not aggressive or anything?” While Miles knew dogs had a history of being working and companion animals, he couldn’t exactly say he had read any solid proof of cats earning a similarly high status. Even the nicest cats he had met always seemed more interested in leaving as many scars on his hand as possible than being friendly with him. 

“I can vouch for all but Harvey, since he’s new, but my mom has always been something like a cat whisperer.” Phoenix yanked a tissue from the end table next to the couch’s arm rest. “I’m sure they’ll like you a lot.” He smiled before blowing his nose softly. “My nose must be thawing out.” He chuckled.

“I told you to bring your scarf when I called you.” Mrs. Wright called out from the kitchen. “Now you’re catching a cold, aren’t you?”

“No, I feel fine.” Phoenix rubbed the bottom of his nose with the tissue folded in half. “Just part of warming up.”

“I’m surprised you’d forget your scarf for someone who claims going out with a wet head spells ‘pneumonia.’” Miles hummed. 

“Hey, you know it’s not scarf weather.” Phoenix chuckled and tossed the tissue into the trash bin, impressed that he made the shot. Miles found it amusing that Phoenix completely ignored the wet head comment, likely because he really did tell Miles and Trucy that all the time. “It is the perfect weather for mom’s homemade stew, though.”

“I’m eager to try it, considering you’ve been talking it up since she called to invite us over.”

“It’s really good!” Phoenix repeated the claim he had been making for weeks. “I can’t wait for you to try it.” He pressed his knuckle against his nose. “Hopefully it’ll be dinner soon.”

“That won’t be for a while, I’m afraid.” Mrs. Wright carried some glasses of water to the living room. “Your father is working late tonight.”

“What does he do?” Miles leaned forward.

“He works in construction. He’s very proud of his work.” Mrs. Wright smiled as she placed the glasses of water on the coasters sitting in front of Miles and Phoenix. “Before Phoenix was born, where he worked didn’t earn him nearly enough to support us. He’s been much happier ever since he’s found somewhere that lets us live comfortably.”

“Where did he work before, if you-” Miles was cut off by the sound of Phoenix blowing his nose again. “If you don’t mind me asking, of course.”

“He worked with his father and other members of the community he grew up in.” Mrs. Wright explained. “It was actually looked down upon to earn the income we needed, or to even have a dream job. That’s why we’ve been so supportive of Phoenix pursuing his dreams; if he wanted to change his major a second time, we would have gladly let him.”

Miles couldn’t imagine being actively discouraged from achieving success. He assumed that pressure was always the other way around. He wasn’t able to lose himself in his curiosity, though. Phoenix’s deep sniffing made sure of that. 

“Phoenix?” Mrs. Wright cocked her head. “Are you sure you’re feeling alright?”

“Yeah, really.” Phoenix waved his hand as if to dismiss any concerns. “I’m sure this’ll stop before dinner.” His breath hitched for a second, but nothing came of it other than an exhale through his mouth.

“If you say so.” Mrs. Wright stood up and left for the kitchen. “I’m going to work on the desserts, so you two just relax and drink your water. I think you need eight glasses a day.”

“Daddy! I found Buster!” Trucy cradled the fluffy orange cat like a baby, Buster’s favorite way to be held. “He let me hold him this whole time! He’s so nice!” Phoenix gave Miles a reassuring smile, pointing to Buster as proof the Wright cats were much friendlier than past cats Miles had met.

“Hey there, Buster.” Phoenix beckoned Buster to sit on his lap. “Wow, he’s really liking me today.” He blinked a few times. “Normally he just walks away when I ask for him to sit next to me.”

“Maybe he can smell that you’ve been spoiling Pess,” Miles joked, “and he wants you to spoil him as well.”

“Cats are pretty smart. Ah!” Phoenix reached for another tissue, squeezing his eyes shut as he blew more heavily than the last time. “Guess I wasn’t done.” He laughed, dabbing the corners of his eyes. “But yeah, I think you’re right.”

“I hope he’ll like me as much as he likes you.” Miles reached to pet Buster and was shocked to hear the loud purrs the cat made. Buster was so soft, Miles thought he could pet him forever; there weren’t even any claws out. “He’s actually letting me pet him.” 

“I told you so.” Phoenix sniffed. “Buster is really friendly. My parents have had him for almost as long as we had Doily. She’s my favorite. I’d show her to you but she’s probably asleep right now.” He pressed the back of his wrist against his right eye, putting on some pressure as he rubbed absentmindedly. Dropping his hand revealed the area around his eyelid to be a tad pink.

“Are you tired from the trip, love?” Miles removed his hand from petting Buster to caress Phoenix’s cheek. “Maybe you should lie down for a while.”

“Yeah, I usually do that when I visit mom alone, actually.” Phoenix gently picked Buster up to gently place on Miles’s lap, laughing softly as he watched Miles light up in fascination with Buster’s sociability. He disposed of his tissue before poking his head into the kitchen doorway to find his mother and Trucy taste-testing desserts. “Uh, hey, mom?”

“Yes?” Mrs. Wright looked up from the tray of finger food desserts. Quite a few were already gone, but knowing her, there would be more by the time she brought out her famous pumpkin pie.

“I’m going to lie down for a while. I should be up for dinner, though.” Phoenix directed his attention to his daughter, whose whipped cream decorated cheeks were proof she had her share of the desserts. “And Trucy?”

“Yes, Daddy?”

“Try not to eat too many sweets or you’ll spoil your appetite.” 

“Okay.” Trucy nodded and proceeded to put another small dessert in her mouth.

“Go ahead and get some rest, dear.” Mrs. Wright sighed at the sight of Phoenix’s face. “You do look pretty tired. Your bedroom should be ready, but you might need to convince Doily to let you have some room on your bed.”

“Doily’s always been my sleeping buddy here, so I don’t mind.” Phoenix assured. He made his journey upstairs, sniffling once or twice and noting he needed to blow his nose again. The sight of only two twin sized beds in the guest room was disappointing, but considering Miles was a surprise additional guest, it was more Phoenix’s fault for not allowing his mother more time to make the appropriate accommodations. Maybe he and Miles could alternate between the bed and the living room couch while Trucy kept her bunny themed bed throughout the week of their stay. 

As predicted, Doily was sleeping on Phoenix’s pillow and needed just a gentle nudge to let him have somewhere to put his head; not enough to chase her off the bed completely, just enough to make some room.

“Hey, Doily. Did you miss me?” His vision grew slightly blurry and his eyes felt wet. Phoenix didn’t remember yawning, but he must have been really tired. “I could use a nap, too, so I’d like you to… hh… to-- Hh’TTCCHHHhh!” He kept his tongue at the roof of his mouth as if that would quiet the sound. Despite his efforts, he scared Doily off the bed completely. “Ngh… Sorry.” He sniffled with his hand pressed under his nose. Maybe he was coming down with a cold after all. 

He slid himself under the blanket, admittedly afraid of how he would be feeling whenever he would wake up. If he was getting sick, maybe it wasn’t completely bad, considering he was staying with his mother. His mom was good at that sort of thing, even long after he moved out on his own. 

When the back of his head hit the pillow a deep, aggressive itch attacked the back of his eyes and sinuses. How was he supposed to sleep like this? No matter how hard he pressed, alternating between rubbing his eyes and nose, it only seemed to get worse. Was that his pulse? Behind his eyes?  

“A’aschhHUUH! Aa’SSCHHHOOUuh! T’TTCHHuuh!!” He sat up, only just having a moment to get some air before he started again. “T’SHCHUUH!! TT’CHHHOOUH!!”

“Sweetheart, sorry to disturb you, but--” Miles stopped in his tracks at the sight of the state Phoenix was in. “Are you… feeling alright?”

“This has to be the weirdest cold I’ve ever had.” Phoenix squinted as he sniffled thickly. “I just wedt to lie dowd ahd-- Hh’TTTCHHOOH! I cad’t stop sdeezi’g.” 

“I see.” Miles kept his mouth shut regarding how this was the exact sort of thing he’d tell Phoenix to make him flustered. He did, however, thought it would be amusing to see Phoenix’s face when offered a handkerchief. “Here, you could use this.” Phoenix didn’t look flustered at all, simply desperate as he took the handkerchief and sneezed thrice into it. What a shame. “You were fine when we left home.” 

“That’s what’s so weird about it!” Phoenix aggressively rubbed at his face. “Dot to bedtiod everythi’g itches.”

“That doesn’t sound like a cold, love.” Miles wiped some of the tears from Phoenix’s face with his thumb. 

“I feel pretty sick.” Phoenix muttered before blowing his nose again, unsure why he was even bothering at this point.

“I imagine you do.” Miles kissed Phoenix’s very wet cheek. “Poor thing. Do you have any ideas on what’s making you feel so bad?”

“Nope.” Phoenix shook his head. “I kinda just started a little bit when we got here and-- Aa’SSHHOOUH! T’TSSCHHOOUHh!! *snf* I can’t stop since I came upstairs.”

“Maybe you’ve developed an allergy to cats?” 

“Don’t even joke about that!” Phoenix scolded, taking offense. “They’re my family!”

“I’m not joking. It’s a genuine possibility.” Miles made a small gasp and looked at his hand. “I touched your face after petting one of them, too. I’m so sorry.”

"Don't be sorry because I'm not allergic to cats." Phoenix huffed. He pushed the blanket off his lap and stood up, not wanting to discuss the topic further. “I’m going back downstairs.”

“Alright.” There was no point in arguing. If Phoenix was going to be so stubborn about this, then Miles just needed to make the best of the situation.

Miles followed Phoenix down the stairs, briefly interrupted when Phoenix needed to stop halfway so he could sneeze again.

“Bless you, sweetheart.” He thought saying that might push the envelope a little.

“Are you baki’g fud of be?” Phoenix glared at him through red, damp eyes. 

“I wouldn’t dare.” Miles answered sincerely. “You just sound so awful.” Okay, maybe he was having a little fun, nudging Phoenix to hopefully see the amusing irony of his circumstances.

Phoenix grumbled something as he dragged himself to the kitchen, clearly still annoyed with Miles for what he had said earlier.

“I thought you were napping, Daddy.” Trucy looked up from a tall glass of chocolate milk. “Did you have a bad dream?”

“He couldn’t get any sleep, from what I can tell.” Miles leaned against Phoenix’s shoulder. 

“I’m pretty sure I’m getting sick.” Phoenix scratched the back of his head. 

“Oh, I knew you’d catch a cold standing out there without a scarf.” Mrs. Wright gently pushed Phoenix on the way to the living room. “Rest on the couch and I’ll get you some blankets.”

“I told you, it’s just a cold, really.” Phoenix made eye contact with Miles the whole time as he blew his nose with a fresh tissue. 

“Perhaps you’re right.” Miles lied and kissed the top of his boyfriend’s head. “I certainly hope you’ll feel well enough to join us for dinner on Thursday.”

“Of course I will.” Phoenix insisted just before Mrs. Wright draped a large blanket over him. While Phoenix thought nothing of it and the intense itch that followed, Miles needed to hold his tongue as he watched short hairs floating around in Phoenix’s general direction. “T-Thanks.” He stuttered as he fanned his face with his hands, truly a sight Miles wished he could comment on with honesty. “Aa’IIISHHHUUH! T’TCHHUUh!! Ugh. Ow.”

“Your poor nose.” Miles cooed. “It must be so tiring, sneezing like that.”

“It is.” Phoenix furiously rubbed at his eyes. “Agh, my eyes, too.”

“They’re really bothering you, aren’t they?” Miles played up his sincere concern. “Driving you crazy, I bet.” He dropped a hint, hoping that extra pink in Phoenix’s face wasn’t just more released histamine. In the corner of his eye was Doily, who was staring intently at Phoenix. “Hey, little one.” Miles leaned over to pet the cat. “I don’t think it’s a good idea to stay here like that.” He whispered, not wanting to further offend Phoenix.

Doily, being hardly fluent in human suggestion, hopped onto Phoenix’s lap anyway. 

“Doily, did you come to check up on me?” Phoenix could hardly keep his smile in place before he started sneezing again. “Gh… Sorry, Doily.” He scratched behind Doily’s ears; the sound of his sniffling accompanied her purring.

“Um, sweetheart?” 

“I know what you’re about to say, and I still say no.” Phoenix pet Doily with both hands, almost out of spite.

“No, that’s not exactly--”

“Daddy! You found Doily!” Trucy stared at Phoenix and the purring cat for a while. “What’s wrong with your arms, Daddy?” Miles took hold of Phoenix’s right arm.

“Hey! You’ll scare her away again!” Phoenix protested, not even paying attention to what Miles was doing. Just as he warned, Doily was startled by the sudden movement and ran off somewhere else in the house.

“Hives.” Miles observed bluntly. “Trucy, dear, could you ask your grandmother to find some benadryl?” Phoenix raised no objections to that, which Miles hardly minded at all. 

“Okay, Papa Miles!” Trucy ran off to find Mrs. Wright, leaving Phoenix and Miles alone to hopefully reach an agreement.

“Well, what happens now?” Phoenix looked down. “Do I just never visit my parents again?” Was that his way of saying Miles was right?

“Of course not, love.” Miles massaged the blotchy areas of Phoenix’s arm. “You’ll just need to be more careful, which you’ve been failing to do a lot lately. Feels like everyday I need to pull you out of trouble.”

“I can’t eat mom’s cooking if I’m asleep, though.” Phoenix let his head hit the soft back of the couch.

“Then we’ll pick up something non-drowsy while you’re resting this evening.” Miles made it sound so easy. In fact, everything he had been saying recently sounded just so… so… Oh.

“You’ve been talking like this on purpose.” Phoenix accused, punctuated by a thick sniffle. There was that flush Miles was looking for. “Is that what I sound like?” He hid his face behind his hands.

“I took some creative license.” Miles smirked before kissing Phoenix’s cheek. “I was starting to get worried when you said you ‘couldn’t stop sneezing’ with a straight face.” 

“Don’t remind me.”

“And miss out on all this fun? I think not.” 

“So is this all-- T’TCHHHOOH!” Phoenix pressed his hand under his nose, giving his voice even more of a nasal quality. “It’s all just payback, huh?”

“Not quite.” Miles held Phoenix’s free hand with both his hands. “You always make me feel so attractive even when I’m looking like you do right now.”

“That’s because you can pull it off.” Phoenix finally managed to chuckle. 

“And so can you.” Miles didn’t let Phoenix protest that, shushing him with an index finger pressed to his lips. “I may not know one hundred percent how you see me, but I’d like you to feel every bit as special.”

“Miles!” Aha! Now Phoenix was very red in the face. Mission successful, if Miles said so himself. “Maybe when I don’t hear my mom’s footsteps coming down the stairs.”

#sneezing #snez #snz #sneeze kink #snez attorney #my fics #my writing #this took 5 million years but here you guys go

[theleastcarefulofgamedevs]

hehehehehehehehe ur turn. overshare pals

hehe im lov u ceec :)

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1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans?

water bottles and soda cans!

2. chocolate bars or lollipops?

chocolate.... im lov it

3. bubblegum or cotton candy?

cotton candy!

4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you?

hardworking, earnest, and honestly? they gave me too much credit ebagweaganegioawnegew

5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups?

soda bottles!

6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear?

somewhere between boho, goth, and grunge hehe

7. earbuds or headphones?

headphones!

8. movies or tv shows?

movies,,

9. favorite smell in the summer?

you know that wet pavement smell after it rains? love that

10. game you were best at in p.e.?

dodgeball hehehe

11. what you have for breakfast on an average day?

nothin tbh. i don’t wake up early enough for it

12. name of your favorite playlist?

Writing Music! i made it hehehe

13. lanyard or key ring?

key ring!

14. favorite non-chocolate candy?

GUMMY BEARS AND JELLY BEANS

15. favorite book you read as a school assignment?

“A Child Called ‘It’“ by Dave Pelzer

16. most comfortable position to sit in?

cuddled up to someone in blankets,,, im lov anything with my s/o tbh

17. most frequently worn pair of shoes?

i have this beat up pair of blue slip ons that have bloodstains on em bc i got a nosebleed one day bwaeiugbaweugbaweubguaw

18. ideal weather?

post-raining, or like. just before it starts raining

19. sleeping position?

anything with my s/o or bein wrapped in like. a billion blankets

20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)?

on my home pc in my room!

21. obsession from childhood?

dice and video games!

22. role model?

i know it’s gonna sound dumb but like. a lot of characters from media have influenced me a lot, like sans/komaeda etc. another one from my real life would be my aunt on my mom’s side!

23. strange habits?

i bounce my leg while listening to music or stressed,, that’s abt it. OH and i like twirling a small blanket around on my arm bc... acrobatics of sorts

24. favorite crystal?

amethyst, but anything clean cut and rounded looks rlly nice imo,,

25. first song you remember hearing?

the first day i remember in my life was christmas at my grandma’s when i was 4, so probably random christmas music ubwegebwgwebgoibgweg

26. favorite activity to do in warm weather?

sometimes when i get tired of sitting around at home i like to walk down to the dog park by my house! 

27. favorite activity to do in cold weather?

cuddle,,,,,,,,,,, wrap up in a blanket with some freshly baked cookies n just. be there

28. five songs to describe you?

megalovania, medley rush 2 from the sonic rush ost, the promised neverland english op, metal crusher from undertale, metal scratchin’ from sonic rush

29. best way to bond with you?

just talk to me! im godawful at starting convos but i love talkin to ppl! 

30. places that you find sacred?

every person’s room feels that way, as well as obvious places, like churches n whatnot. we went n visited my aunt’s old house so my mom could pick up some stuff and being in her room after she died in 2015 was just like. an emotion i can’t rlly describe

31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names?

hoodie, trackpants, n sneakers hehe

32. top five favorite vines?

back at it again @ krispy kreme, ADAM, they were roommates, two dudes in a hot tub, my croissant

33. most used phrase in your phone?

either “be there soon” or “ily” 

34. advertisements you have stuck in your head?

none tbh. i don’t watch much tv so i don’t see ads often

35. average time you fall asleep?

either 10:30 or sometime after midnight. no in between 

36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing?

it was a rage comic

37. suitcase or duffel bag?

suitcase!

38. lemonade or tea?

lemonade, but i LOVE tea!

39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie?

LEMON CAKE....

40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school?

i was walkin in the halls with my friend and someone dropped a styrofoam cup of pasta on my friend’s head from the second floor awbegiuawbeguiawbguaewg

41. last person you texted?

the person who sent this ask heheheheh

42. jacket pockets or pants pockets?

jacket pockets!

43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket?

hoodie!

44. favorite scent for soap?

anything really, but i like whatever my s/o uses bc it would remind me of them!

45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero?

fantasy!

46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in?

underwear tbh. like. that and a tshirt or just underwear is the only way i can sleep

47. favorite type of cheese?

sensory issues say i have to hate all kinds of cheese outside of like. grilled cheese so let’s go with that/cheddar

48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be?

dragonfruit! 

49. what saying or quote do you live by?

GOD pretty much every quote from monomi or chiaki in danganronpa 2, but mostly “if you learn to love yourself, that love will continue to carry you for your whole life! love, love...”

50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have?

OH HERES A FUCKIN STORY OK so i was at my friend’s house with a bunch of others bc we were doin a sleepover type thing and we were eating raising canes in his attic at like 3 am and some guy high on like. 3 different drugs at once got impaled through the leg on his fence. nobody saw him but we knew he was there and the cops were there in like 3 minutes. that very same friend has some of the most wack stories ngl

51. current stresses?

just doing well in school and making sure my s/o is happy!

52. favorite font?

comic sans.......................... im sorry

53. what is the current state of your hands?

my palms b sweaty but my fingers are dehydrated tbh. typin

54. what did you learn from your first job?

work.... difficult

55. favorite fairy tale?

probably the princess and the frog!

56. favorite tradition?

christmas!

57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome?

probably my most noteworthy traumas tbh. gettin therapy for em, too

58. four talents you’re proud of having?

writing, my ability to overcome obstacles, being able to help ppl as well as i can, and making friends fast!

59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be?

“Not dead yet.”

60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be?

Probably either shounen, romance, or moe,,,,

61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.?

“It’s a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming. On days like these, kids like you... should be burning in hell.”

62. seven characters you relate to?

sans, komaeda, makoto naegi, komaru naegi, toko fukawa, chiaki nanami, and chihiro fujisaki!

63. five songs that would play in your club?

they’d all be fall out boy tbh. that and videogame osts

64. favorite website from your childhood?

armor games hehe

65. any permanent scars?

i don’t think so? at least, not yet

66. favorite flower(s)?

roses and anything blue!

67. good luck charms?

my dice sets!

68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried?

vanilla york peppermint patties... gross

69. a fun fact that you don’t know how you learned?

pikmin in pikmin 1 who are underneath a bridge when it’s completed are killed because they get pushed through the ground

70. left or right handed?

right handed!

71. least favorite pattern?

probably the hellish bumpy pattern all teachers have all over their fuckin classrooms

72. worst subject?

math

73. favorite weird flavor combo?

chicken nuggets in milkshake... good. or frankly just like. cooked chicken mixed with anythin cold like ice or ice cream

74. at what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen?

like. 3 or 4

75. when did you lose your first tooth?

i was eating a crunch bar and it fell out hehe

76. what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)?

I WOULD DIE FOR FRENCH FRIES.

77. best plant to grow on a windowsill?

any small blooming plant, like a single rose or flower!

78. coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store?

hrm. coffee from a gas station tbh

79. which looks better, your school id photo or your driver’s license photo?

NEITHER LOOK GOOD LMAO and i don’t have a driver’s license. that’s just like. a prediction

80. earth tones or jewel tones?

jewel tones!

81. fireflies or lightning bugs?

lightning bugs!

82. pc or console?

either works but i spend more time on pc!

83. writing or drawing?

writing, but i like both!

84. podcasts or talk radio?

talk radio, but i love podcasts like TAZ or Critical Role! 

84. barbie or polly pocket?

neither? but probably barbie bc it’s more well known? idk

85. fairy tales or mythology?

mythology!

86. cookies or cupcakes?

cupcakes all the way b

87. your greatest fear?

me being the last person i know alive. i’d rather die than outlive everyone

88. your greatest wish?

i hope that no matter what there is after we die, i get to be with the people that are most important to me. 

89. who would you put before everyone else?

my s/o and family tbh

90. luckiest mistake?

buying danganronpa bweguowabguawebogbaweibg

91. boxes or bags?

boxes!

92. lamps, overhead lights, sunlight or fairy lights?

fairy lights!

93. nicknames?

i go by wes, dev, bines, anything rlly

94. favorite season?

spring!

95. favorite app on your phone?

tumblr hehe

96. desktop background?

it’s the ddlc cast! it’s a greyscaled image of four of the events cut together and their eyes glow hehe

97. how many phone numbers do you have memorized?

only one, and it’s my dads bc i have to call him every time i go to my grandparents’ hehe

98. favorite historical era?

probably the one we’re in now tbh, but like. also hate it

[ofphcenixes]

BLUE & LIBBY - text thread 001

texts from 3:55pm to 7:01pm

blue

hey lib. (: havent talked today. just wanted to drop in and see if u were doin alright i have memes if u need them

libby

i mean, technically we did talk. i reminded you of the moment the world stood still: when valentine and you made contact (1) time. are you okay though? you seem a little, weird

blue

i maintain that valentine was an alien in a spider suit that wanted to destroy me but u know what I mean djdjdjd just chats between us. the gc has been a june holden fest lately lmao hope it works out for them tho anyways i am always weird in ur eyes djdjhd. but im fine. shit was crazy that night and we never really got to talk about what happenedand if u wanted to talk i just want u to kno im here ABOUT NADIA bc yeah kdjdjjd

libby

don't talk to me or my son ever again yeah, wow, okay so holden stayed over the night. i only know that because i saw his stuff in her room? i think she mentioned that like, it was a one time thing but i feel like... he might be coming over again which.. is Interesting oh. yeah, no i think i'm okay. i guess just in shock. june is very broken up over it, so i'm doing my best to be a good pal, and bring loads of ice cream and kisses. /: do you wanna talk? about nadia? i know that she like, meant something to you

blue

ok good luck getting me to stop talkin to u but as for valentine? bye Felecia! is that right. hmm well he doesn’t seem like much is goin on so maybe they were just,, hanging out. bringing a bag over is pretty damning tho. and if he does come over and u see him tell that bih he owes me $ bc he ate my fucking chorizo salad ): r u proud lib?? I ate a salad by choice well I would have if Holden wasn’t a lil birch bitch DONT CENSOR ME fuck. im sorry. ): i actually wanted to see june today tbh. but if u need anyone pls let me know alright? id skip practice if u needed me, lib WELL. i mean ok i was sorta close with her in middle school and she’s always been a friend and I just. I’m just fucking numb tbh. I really can’t believe it

libby

i'll have you know that valentine died shortly after my 18th birthday so ): idk idk, why would they hang out in her room if they were "hanging out"? like they have history. i feel like thats, a little too ... suspicious given the context. in a good way though. like i hope it works out theyre both so miserable without each other. oh my god!! look at you go! so proud of you, dude! ( even if you never got to it lmao ) no, no, it's okay. june needs all the support she can get, and i don't wanna impede. i'm really fine, i just sort of need to accept it and i guess reflect on how terrible it is. she was a really sweet person and fuck i really cant believe any of it i guess

blue

fuck what kdjdjdnd I thought valentine just yeeted shit that’s not a good way to put it fuck but. im sorry lib ): ok I take it back Valentine was alright. still scared the fuck out of me tho all i know is that if i loved someone as much as holden loves june, i wouldn’t let you go **THEM fuck Damn phone Typos Djdjhdi can’t believe u make me eat green stuff its truly CRUEL whomst? I only know nadia just didn’t fucking deserve any of this. shit even daisey didn’t. i just want to protect everyone and i don’t know HOW it goes without saying that im happy to be ur uber driver for the indefinite future

libby

no omg, i took good care of my boy. idk what happened, they can live up to like 15 years so i was pretty bummed tbh. i was a bad mom he appreciates your support from the grave though i mean, i guess. but not everyone you love is going to love you back, i think that's where holden's at. not everyone wants to be clung to, and june seems reluctant besides, you know all about that. holden, the love of your life, loves june. how sad it's good for you!!! i'm helping i ... feel so badly for both of them. i can't imagine how their families must be feeling, fuck. i hate this. i'm moving to spain ah, dude you don't have to do all that. you probably are busy with practice, and holden, and work. thank you tho

blue

im sure ur a great mother. ): but still valentine was lucky to have u. and im sure he misses u in his weird spider heaven web of flies and whatever it is spiders like idk ill dm peter parker and find out i mean... guess that’s true. I suppose I dont get to see how june feels most of the time. i just wish they’d talk about it and sort it out at least. they both deserve to be happy holden is the loml that is true aksjjsjd. holden has enough room for both me and june in his heart. so i mean technically i can love someone else too?? but enough about that lmfao you definitely are helping. even coach has noticed dkdjd. making me better without even trying u can’t move without me who’s gonna get me free popcorn ): you’re just as important as practise and holden to me, lib.

libby

god, i miss him. you think the girls would be mad if i bought another one? like, to keep in my room.  i know! they're both obviously still in love, you can tell. i can't wait for them to overcome this and get to be together. also, im grateful for the amount of sleep i'm able to get now that... the room next to mine is less loud welp, i hope you find someone who is willing to share you with holden lol oMG, REALLY? IDK WHY THAT MADE ME IRRATIONALLY HAPPY LOL. WE CAN GET SALAD LATER let's go, we'll go to spain and take on a new identity. we can live along the coast and work in a bakery or something. get a puppy don't show holden that text he might cry. but dsjflk thank you, you're very important to me too. kinda my best pal

blue

u would have to ask. but if you did get another what would u call it? thanksgiving? funnily enough valentine is only a few weeks away. a sign?? i mean fuck ive known holden for years and can confirm he is happiest when he’s with june. when she’s not roasting him at least lmfao. and if my MasterPlan works im afraid things will get bad again djdjdj. I can take one for the team and try to get them to come over here tho - u don’t need to deal with that shit i hope i do too tbh. and who would I want it to be u ask? that’s right. danny devito. LETS NOT GET TOO CRAZY IVE ALREADY HAD THREE VEGETABLES THIS WERK AND ITS ONLY TUESDAY. I think it’s popcorn time 8) bold of u to assume i know where Spain is dkdjdjdjdj well he’s gonna catch on soon enough we spend every day together at this point lol

libby

i was gonna name this one patrick, after st patricks day actually lol. yes you know what's also approaching that is more important? your birthday! i know, it doesnt take a rocket scientist to figure that out. he's v much a relationship kinda dude, actually bc he's also kinda slutty lol. but even june is sad and its just, SO HARD. i hate when people are clearly, happiest together are like, nO IM GOING TO PROLONG THE MISERY. i feel like we're in a rom-com. how do we get them back together? i'll let him know. my v-day gift from me to you oooo, should i get the skittles ready too then? popcorn is kinda of a veggie if you think abt it omg, okay well now you can't come with me. offer rescinded. im going with the hot cop lslsfkjdjkldfs i mean its not like we're doing anything weird, so its okay, right?

blue

ur so cute wtf. although if u did do this i hope u know im calling him patrick star. also how the fuck do u tell if its a female or a male spider theyre so small and gross. fuck it is too lol. i dont have any money so im gonna let ppl down on the party front lmao. ud still come tho, right? how can he be both slutty and relationshippy. like not to be weird bc i know hes ur cousin and all dkfjgg but he doesnt.. have people over anymore. unless hes someone learned not to stomp around the house WHICH I DONT BELIEVE. and ha hA im already on plan 384 to get them back together get on my level lmao.  we just gotta force them to spend time together tbh. does that mean i have to give u the hot cop for valentines bc i mean. i would if that's what u wanted but im sure u can do much better than him OH FUCK UR RIGHT OUR WHOLE RELATIONSHIP HAS BEEN A LIE TO CONVERT ME TO VEGGIES HASNT IT r u breaking up with me? well fine, ill take the dog ): it's... it's not weird unless we make it weird. and we haven't. have we?

libby

fdsjfjdsl shhhhh, back at you. Patrick Star will be his full name, i promise you this much. as for gender idfk, i am honestly assuming its pronouns lol. i'd be sued by the LGBT community if they knew. also dude, of course. i'll make you cupcakes. plus i know what i wanna buy you! i  can't wait dude what? really?? i thought he was seeing people this whole time, holy shit. dude he's really messed up over this huh? wow, okay, we need to kick this into high gear and have them get back together. tell me your plans. omg, no you clown. i don't even like him that much, he's just pretty. i do like... some personality and he has 0 GOD MY PLAN HAS BEEN FOILED. I CANT BELIEVE IT like i'd ever let you take the dog. she's mine sdfjlkdsfjlk iDK DUDE. I MAY HAVE MADE IT WEIRD BUT WE'RE BAD AT TALKING ABT STUFF, SO WE DONT HAVE TO LOL.

blue

do spiders even have gender i thought they were just the minions of evil lmfao lib u rly dont have to get me anything, really. altho now im curious tbh. but get ready for me to get a lit gift in june >:) ill even wrap it myself which says a lot bc i cant wrap for shit but i want it to be personal lmao not many that im aware of atm. will give u info is this changes. huh we r spies lib. >:) but i dont have any current plans except trying to force them to go in a photo booth together or something when we eventually go to the arcade djsjdh omg how did u know. but idk everyone speaks about him like hes gOD he’s just a dude. eyebrows on fleek tho I will say that IM SO HURT UD USE ME LIKE THIS LIB. ALL THIS TIME WE WERE GETTING CLOSE AND U WERE ONLY HERE FOR THE VEGGIES so u get Spain AND the dog. what do I get, sadness ???? you haven’t made it weird lib, i promise. not to me, anyway. maybe we both wanted the same thing. maybe. oR MAYBE NOT LMFAO but yeah we can talk about whatever lol

libby

don't talk about nate like that omg! i want to, plus its a surprise so no asking what it is. also wow i cant believe you remember my birthday, lol. you dont have to get me anything. you can buy me an ice cream though oh my gOD THAT'S BRILLIANT! aw, what if they take one of those cute kiss pictures in the photobooth like in the movies? i can't wait for them to love each other again, they're so cute. are you jealous that no one is talking about your eyebrows? you have nice eyebrows and nothing to be jealous abt GOD, IM SO SORRY. ROY HIRED ME. HE WAS WORRIED ABT YOUR HEALTH. IM SORRY YOU HAD TO FIND OUT THIS WAY. I THOUGHT YOU NEVER WOULD /: you get the memory of what we were to keep you warm right, cool. noted

blue

why do u talk about the string bean all the time i know u grew up with him but seriously he's like a pale pipe cleaner that i dont need in my life ofc i remeber ur birthday lib. dont u remember ur 10th?? probably the best day of my life lmao. and if u get me something i get u something thats how this works as long as june doesnt say anything mean and holden say anything stupid, its a pretty solid plan tbh. im not jealous HOW DARE ROY PLAY ME LIKE THIS. cant believe u betrayed me lib, after all we've been through ;-; but what if i want something to sell off now that u took the house oh fuck lib i didn't mean it like that. just... pretend i said nothing ok and. yeah talk about something else

libby

hey sorry, i gotta go. talk tomorrow.

blue

oh is everything ok? but alright talk tomorrow then i guess bye lib

libby

night

blue

its 6pm lib but okay night

blue

lib if i did something u dont have to tell me but pls know i didnt mean it, whatever it was. i hope youre okay. but i wont bother u again i promise. just. yeah

libby

it's okay, dude. i'm fine. it's honestly my own fault, it's not you. you're always great. i'm sorry. it's fine

blue

i dont understand what ur talking about but i can tell u dont want to so ill just... leave this. but you're always great too lib. the greatest, in fact. just let me know if ur still coming to the arcade later or not yeah

libby

i guess i'll go. i like pacman.

blue

if u... if u change ur mind i understand. but i really hope u can make it.

#( blue ; converse ! ) #( blue & libby ! ) #WE LOVE CRYING

[alipiee]

Ali, I am looking for new fanfictions, can you suggest some of your favourites? Victuuri And Otayuri I love them both! Thank you! ❤️

Oh gosh strap in, I have read far too many so this list might end up being kinda long! I don’t read Otayuri but I have a lot of Victuuri to throw your way buddy

(Under the cut)

Kintsugi by @witchsbane 114k (wip)

Yuuri Katsuki is a hitman burdened with a debt he can never repay. His target: Viktor Nikiforov, next Pakhan to one of the most dangerous families in the Russian mafia.

When the two are drawn into a treacherous alliance after a mission gone wrong, the bonds of love and loyalty to family and duty begin to unravel—even as they get more tangled up in each other.

ok but this is honestly my favourite yoi fic of all time!! The writing is so amazing and you get immersed straight away bc its so vivid and descriptive!! The plot is i n c r e d i b l e, I always seem to come back and reread it because its just as amazing the second (and third) time around. I literally can’t recommend it enough!!

empty spaces between stars by @victuuriplease 124k (wip)

Victor gets just as drunk as Yuuri at the Sochi Banquet, and they disappear together after the dance-offs. They wake up the morning after with rings on their fingers, and pictures of them kissing after getting married the night before are all over the tabloids… but neither of them remembers a thing. They decide to stay married for a while for the sake of Victor’s sponsorships, and in exchange, Victor coaches Yuuri through nationals…

!!!!! This is fantastic !!!! I’m such a sucker for fake dating marriage fics, and this might be the best one I’ve ever read! The fluff is wonderful and balances out the angst and pining and just!! I love it a lot!! 

The Boyfriend Experience by @victorsporosya 240k (wip)

Katsuki Yuuri is an accomplished escort at 23, operating under the pseudonym Eros, in Detroit. When one of his favourite clients sets him up with none other than world-renowned figure skater Victor Nikiforov, the delicate balance between Yuuri’s personal and professional life teeters ever closer towards ruin.

Ok but this fic also owns my life, Adele’s writing is so beautiful and even when you’re crying from the angst, you still feel blessed to be reading it! You can tell how much thought has been put into every sentence and it deserves all of the love and appreciation

Kings in Couture by @forovnix 15k (wip)

a devil wears prada au in which victor is the editor-in-chief of a fashion magazine, yuuri’s his new secretary, and instead of talking about his feelings, victor just sends him on a bunch of errands—“Okay, okay. Ready.” Yuuri starts scribbling as the voice on the other end, someone from the Style and Trends department, relays instructions. “Sorry, can you please spell ‘Gabbana’?”

The person on the line promptly hangs up on him.

Awkwardly, he sets the phone back on the receiver. “Guess not.”

This fic is a blessing tbh, it’s so witty and fun to read and two chapters of pure gold

hey stranger (don’t i look familiar to you) by @forovnix 4k 

It’s not that Yuuri is a nosy person. To be fair, he thinks anyone would wonder about the person they’ve been sharing a space with for the better part of a year.

Or, Yuuri is a part-time professor who shares an office with someone who writes themselves too many post-it notes. There are a lot of facts to process, and Yuuri’s got a lot of assumptions.

This is so heckin cute!! Had me smiling all the way through!! Once again Justine has blessed us with her lovely writing

not gold like in your dreams by @ebenroot 87k (complete)

“Victor, you could have let some psychopath into your apartment.”

“Oh come on, he’s not a psychopath,” Victor chides. Christophe makes a gesture with his hand that says ‘are you seriously this naïve or are you drunk at work again?’.

“Victor, you don’t know that. You don’t know anything about him. Whose name am I going to give to the police or face I’m going to describe to the sketch artist when they find your body chopped up like Hannibal Lecter’s side dish?”

–

in which Victor and Yuuri are roommates and Yuuri has a secret

A penelope au was definitely needed and this was amazing! Honestly I prefer this fic to the film its just so soft and cute!! I’m weak for it and the last chapter made me cry so much idk how many times I’ve reread it at this point but I kinda wanna read it again now 

never tasted rubies by @ebenroot 16k

Phichit puts up a poll on the radio website. It reads ‘What Do U Think About Yuuri K. from Hasetsu Nights and the Mysterious Caller Victor?’

Seventy-five percent of listeners said ‘lol they should just f*ck already tbh’.

–

in which Yuuri is an unwilling radio host and Victor won’t stop calling in to chat with him

My heart was so full while reading this, it was so funny and cute and perfect!

seek those who fan your flames by @ebenroot 48k (wip)

Yuuri gets hand-delivered a black-print T-shirt by one of his bodyguards on Friday. There’s a small sticky note attached to the collar in Victor’s handwriting that reads: ‘Our new band shirt! Logo is still a work in progress. Name too. But it’s a start! Let me know what you think after school. - Victor’

There’s a heart next to his name that is hastily scribbled out. Then another heart next to that one, like Victor decided to put it in anyways.

Yuuri thinks he’s in love.

–

in which Yuuri is a teenager that’s actually a prince, and Victor is a teenager with a band that just wants to listen to rock music with him

I had a mighty need for a princess diaries au and this is wonderful!! Victor is such a sweetheart in this and its all just so wonderful and warm! 

turn it, leave it, stop, format it by @ebenroot 19k

“If you want, I can recommend you some security programs that you can download for free and protect your computer. That way, you won’t be at risk of losing these cute photos of your dog even when you browse websites like ‘Luscious Lonely Wives’.”

Victor gives one long ‘haa’. “I don’t browse those websites,” he says through his straining smile.

–

the ‘i will break any and all electronic devices that get into my hands if it means I get to talk to the cute tech support guy’ fic

This fic had me l i v i n g, it was so funny and cute and fluffy!!

The Rules For Lovers by @adreamingsongbird​ 323k (complete)

Prince Yuuri Katsuki has a duty to his country, above all else (his desires, his dreams, and his happiness included), and he knows this alliance will help to ensure the safety of his people. That’s the only reason he accepts Prince Nikiforov’s hand in marriage. The pleasant surprise, of course, is the part where they fall in love along the way. The unpleasant one, well…

That’s a long story.

This is so i n t e n s e! The fluff and humour is so perfect and Yuuri and Victor’s relationship is so perfect (and although the angst is painful as heck), its perfect! The plot is amazinggg and every update had me shook! It belongs in a bookstore to be honest, its so so so incredible!

to sweep me off my feet by @adreamingsongbird​ 33k

Yuuri went to school in America to get a good, stable job—no, really, Mom, he meant to, he swears! And journalism was promising! It was really good! Until supervillains started appearing and then a (rather attractive) superhero showed up too, and, well…

This is his life, these are his choices, and it’s absolutely unfair that he has to have the office across from someone as hot as Viktor Nikiforov.

The cutest superhero au, with the cutest art, and cutest plot!!

But Monsters Are Always Hungry, Darling by @orchids-and-fictional-cities​ and art by @iruutciv​ 61k (wip)

Archive Warnings: Graphic Depictions of Violence, Rape/Non-con 

“You do this, you do. You take the things you love and tear them apart or you pin them down with your body and pretend they’re yours. So, you kiss him, and he doesn’t move, he doesn’t pull away, and you keep on kissing him. And he hasn’t moved, he’s frozen, and you’ve kissed him, and he’ll never forgive you, and maybe now he’ll leave you alone.”

A brutal murder on Christmas Eve abruptly pulls one Detective Nikiforov out of a holiday he was just starting to tolerate, and forces him to come to terms with demons he’s been pretending not to see. On that same night, a man walks into a bar and waltzes into his life, lighting a spark that grows into a monster of its own.

Wow. This fic is so incredibly well-written and the plot thickens with each chapter, I’m so excited every time it updates honestly!! As if the writing wasn’t descriptive enough, there’s also equally beautiful art for every chapter and together its just amazing!

Confidential Information by @iwritebetterthanispeak​ 77k (wip)

Yuuri never imagined that being able to figure skate would be useful for his job at Interpol. He was very, very wrong.

Viktor Nikiforov, as a famous athlete popular in the public eye, has received threats before. There are very few he takes seriously. However, as more secrets are uncovered and nothing is as it appears, the stakes rise until it becomes clear that there may not be a way to save him this time.

I’m finally getting around to reading this and!! Addy is back with her amazing writing and I can’t wait to catch up!

If Perfect’s What You’re Searching For, Then Just Stay the Same by @iwritebetterthanispeak​ 6k

Yuuri took a deep breath, and faced the starstruck barista. “I am sorry, my Russian is very bad,” he said tentatively, shoulders hunching slightly. “Do you want me to repeat?”

“N-no, sorry, sir,” the barista said. She blushed and brushed her hair behind one ear. “I’ll get that for you right away!” She stepped away from the counter and called in fast-paced Russian, “Dmitri, come here! The most beautiful man in the world is back!”

Viktor’s smile grew. The employees of the coffee shop weren’t being cruel or making fun of Yuuri’s accent, they were enchanted with him. Viktor could sympathize, his fiancé was very enchanting.

And then he noticed that Yuuri was curled in on himself, eyes lowered and arms wrapped around his chest.

[In which Viktor realizes that Yuuri is a somewhat unreliable narrator]

Well this was just so cute, thank u addy for blessing my life once again

Love Letters by @shslshortie   44k (wip)

Ever since he was young, Yuuri Katsuki had always admired Victor Nikiforov. He was the one who had inspired him to start skating. He had pictures and posters of him all over his room — and Victor was his idol.

Like any fan of an idol, Yuuri loved to send Victor fanmail. Of course, he could never bring himself to sign it as anything other than “Your Secret Fan”, but it still made his heart come alive to write about his love for the silver-haired skater

This is one of those fics that you just can’t put down, I was reading it during all my free periods at college and its the cutest! Also all of the letters are drawn and in the body of text, so it adds so much more to it, its so wonderful!

starstruck by @haikuyus​ 167k (complete)

“Hold my son for a moment,” says the Viktor Nikiforov, live in the flesh, sweaty and panting.

“Wha—” Yuuri can’t even begin to comprehend what’s going on before Viktor is gone, and there’s a child in his arms.

(in which yuuri is a barista-turned-babysitter, viktor is a famous movie star, and yuri is an 8 year old kid stuck in the middle of it.)

so i developed a love for kid fics, and this was the first one I read, its sooooo good! Yuri is so precious and Yuuri is so precious and Viktor is so precious and just,,, theyre all so precious!

Lessons in Love by @fangirlandiknowit101​ 113k (wip)

All Viktor wants is for his son to be happy - and if that means spending countless hours at the ice rink, a million more in the ballet studio, and devotedly cheering for Katsuki Yuuri at every competition he enters, then that is precisely what he’ll do.

He just didn’t expect to become a fan, too.

(He didn’t expect to fall in love.)

This fic has me so weak, its the softest thing ever! Yuri is the cutest, and Viktor is the best dad and Yuuri is just the best tbh, I have a lot of love for this!!

on growing; by @crossroadswrite​ 125k (wip)

Yuri Plisetsky glares at him with all the righteousness five year olds possess, and says in heavily accented and clumsy English. “Be more gooder, stupid!”

And then he storms out in a sweep of blond hair and blue and red lights from his Sketchers.

(Or: in which everything is the same but Yuri Plisetsky is Victor’s bratty five-year-old child.)

This fic cleared my skin and watered my crops, its so fluffy and each chapter is a blessing

sweet like love (soft like pain) by @postingpebbles​ 10k (wip)

Loving Yuuri was a choice that Viktor never regretted making. His smile, his laughter, the way his lips felt against his own—nothing could make him happier than having Yuuri in his arms.

But when the entire world has no idea that rivals Yuuri Katsuki and Viktor Nikiforov are in a relationship, Viktor can’t do anything at all when Yuuri gets in an accident and is rushed to the hospital the day after he proposes in a hotel room in Nagano.

I love ollie and she loves hurting my heart apparently, this is such a wonderful fic and I can’t wait for her to bless us even more with her writing

The Selection by @gallopingmonroe-blog​ 262k (wip)

Returning home on the tail end of an injury that ends his dancing career, Yuri Katsuki is trying to find his future again. As a Five, he knows his options are limited, but when he finds an invitation to Crown Prince Victor Nikiforov’s Selection, he is convinced by a friend to apply.

He never thought he’d be Selected.

When he is, he finds that his world is changed forever, and that the Crown Prince is not exactly what he’d expected.

!!! This fic is so beautiful !!! Yuuri and Viktor’s relationship is so cute, and Yuuri’s friendship with Yuri and Phichit and all of the others is so cute, and the entirety of the fic is so cute!!

a black heart of gold by @katzuyas​ and beautiful art by @lamenart​ and @iruutciv​ 67k (complete)

Victor Nikiforov, aka Grand Prix, knows that he’s Yakov’s most skilled hitman. That’s just a fact and he isn’t in the habit of arguing with facts.He also knows that he’s the only one Yakov trusts, period. In this case though, he’s the only one Yakov can rely on to take care of the elusive sniper Eros, who kills Yakov’s henchmen left and right.What Victor doesn’t know, however, is that Eros’ little vendetta is not a matter of coincidence, but pure premeditation, and thus… he falls into a trap that a rookie like Little Fairy could see from a mile away.He falls in lust.And then in love.The fool.

This fic is so intense and so descriptive and playful and just! Amazing honestly!!

November’s Secret by @lanaberryrawr​ 233k (complete)

Overwhelmed with anxiety and his fear of failing, Yuuri faces the issue of if he should continue skating. His best friend, Yuko, proposes a solution - if no one knows it’s you, then it’s less embarrassing, right? Yuuri begins to create a completely new disguise and persona.

But it works a little too well.

Before he knows it, Yuuri has become the biggest mystery of the skating world and everyone wants to know who he is. Especially Viktor Nikiforov, the idol he’s been loosely basing his new persona on for years.

This was such a cool and original concept for a fic and oh my godddd it was incredible!! Definitely one of the best I’ve read!! 

Gunned Down Butterflies by @lanaberryrawr​ 207k (wip)

Everyone’s lives revolve around two names - the name of an enemy, and the name of a soulmate, both tattooed on their wrists.

But for Yuuri, his fated soulmate and enemy are the same person. One name tattoed on his skin.

After years of believing it meant only unhappiness and pain, he begins to bandage them up and hide them from the world. He even begins to forget about them - until he meets a new client in need of a guard against the Russian mafia.

Nothing can hide him from fate - not bandaging the names, not forgetting about them, not even moving on without them. The owner of the name on his skin will find him eventually.

Okay but the amount of cliffhangers in this fic is amazing, it’s so good and I love it!! It’s such a cool take on a soulmate au!! I can’t wait for the next few chapters :D

Behind these Locked Doors by @axlaida​ 79k (wip)

“I will find a way out of here,” Yuuri stated firmly and Victor’s expression never faltered. His face was stone cold – frozen like ice. “I know it may take a while… but I have to try.”Victor let out a breath, shaking his head as he smiled. “I said the exact same thing when I arrived.”

They were trapped with no way out. And all that stood between them and their escape was a door - locked and impossible to escape from. But Yuuri had hope. He would escape this, whether the man wanted them to or not.

This is such an amazing mystery fic! I literally sit and think about it someimes at night, trying to work it all out lol, its so good!!

learn to love the skies I’m under by @linneakou 37k

The day after the Sochi GPF banquet, Katsuki Yuuri disappears without a trace.

The day after the Sochi GPF banquet, Viktor Nikiforov finds a stray poodle and takes it home with him.

These two events are, oddly enough, connected.

I never knew I needed a fic where Yuuri turned into a dog and lived with Viktor a while, but this fic changed my life tbh, its so good!

Call you by name by @linneakou 13k

Drunk, depressed, and lonely, Viktor Nikiforov makes a wish that has unforeseen consequences for himself and many people around him.

(an alternate take on the premise of learn to love the skies I’m under)

This version is also incredible!! I love them both a lot!!

Puppy Love by @phyona​ 10k

When Yuuri gets turned into a dog, the last place he expects to end up is Victor Nikiforov’s apartment. He learns quickly that the only thing worse than being his idol’s pet, is watching him pine for someone else.

Oh man,,,,this fic you guys, I love it so much! The angst oh my gosh, its such an amazing story! 

Green Light by @gia-comeatme​ 21k (complete)

Chris knows what Viktor looks like when he has a crush, and he is 100% sure that Viktor Nikiforov has a crush on his pole dancing classmate, Yuuri Katsuki.

What he doesn’t know is why Viktor hasn’t gotten off his ass and gone for him already.

As a good friend, Chris is obligated to help Viktor out a little bit.

(And that’s where everything goes to shit.)

Red Light by @gia-comeatme​ 30k (wip)

Chris has had many lovers in the years that Viktor has known him. However, none of them can even compare to Chris’ newest boyfriend.

Viktor knows it’s wrong, but he falls in love with Yuuri Katsuki anyway.

Both of these fics were sooo good oh my god! I have a weakness for misunderstandings and angst with a happy ending, so like these were right up my street and they were amazingggg

Dr. Shiny and the Case of the Beautiful Man by @etherealalchemist​ 6k

There are about five things that Victor, in this very moment, is absolutely sure of.

1. The spawns of satan are here2. they are not accompanied by their angel of a mother3. they are with the most beautiful man he’s ever seen4. his scrubs are wet from where he’d dropped water on himself5. and Victor is very, very gay.

Emphasis on point five, with a side of cupid’s arrow and “ba-dum ba-dum” on a plate.

Because he is Very Gay, and not only is he Very Gay but he is also Hopelessly Attracted to a man who is undoubtedly Very Straight and very Unavailable and is perhaps the Most Beautiful Man Victor has ever seen.

—

in which Victor is a doctor, Yuuri is a godfather, and Yuri just wants some peace and quiet and a larger stash of lollipops.

This was so sweet and funny! I had to take a second while I was reading it from laughing so much honestly!

We Two Boys 11k (wip)

Yuuri talks about his crush on Victor Nikiforov while recording an episode of his and Phichit’s podcast We Two Boys. It’s not a big deal until it Becomes A Big Deal.

An ocean away, Victor falls in luv.

this is so funny omg, I love Phichit and Yuuri’s friendship so much

turntables by @vitavitali​ 4k

It happens approximately one week after Yuuri’s disastrous performance in Sochi.

Viktor Nikiforov @v-nikiforovI wish I could date pretty black haired boys who dance well.

“Ooh, the candidates are already flooding in!” Phichit says with an amused grin.

“Candidates?” Yuuri asks and Phichit helps Yuuri scroll down to read the replies. Most of them are variants of “date me!” with pictures attached. It’s all very interesting.

“You should send one too!” Phichit says and Yuuri doesn’t even bother answering him. “Look, I’ll send one if you send one. It’ll be fun!”

Oh my gosh I remember reading this so long ago, and I found it again a few days ago and I still love it so much

posterboy by @vitavitali​ 1.5k

“I’m going to kill whoever who did this,” Yuuri assured the poster. “I’m going to kill them for you. Don’t worry, baby, I’m going to murder anyone who thought it was a good idea to harm you. They’ll die screaming.”

“What?” came the poster’s startled reply.

“What?” Yuuri parroted back, because posters weren’t supposed to talk, especially not in Viktor Nikiforov’s melodious Russian accented voice.

This is iconique honestly, theyre both so cute!

Rainy Days by  @vitavitali​ 5k

Director’s List Viktor Nikiforov falls in love with bad boy transfer student Katsuki Yuuri. What happens next will warm your heart.

So I kind of binged this authors fics and this one is also amazing!!

There’s still so many fics I want to recommend but I’ve spent like 2 hours on this list and I don’t want it to get too long, so these are the ones that sprang to mind,  happy reading!

#weirdlisettola #yoi #fic rec #yikes this got long #i started this at like eight o clock #and now its half ten #oops #i should have been doing my biology but i wanna spread the love! #everyone is so talented and amazing #<3

[wearetakingthehobbitstogallifrey]

Full Metal Alchemist Netflix!!! (spoilers ahead)

okay so yeah I’m not sure how they are gonna condense FMA into a successful movie and while there are probably going to be a lot of missing people/plotlines I am so psyched I don’t even care that.  I’m just gonna enjoy the good stuff and shrug at the rest.  here goes nothing:

-me, during the opening scene:  *fully expecting the Hogwarts Express to appear any second, with a flying Ford Anglia in its wake*

-this is a very crisply colored film so far and I love it

-MY BBY BOYS!!! HUGGING THEIR MOM!!! *valiantly tries not to cry already*

-yeah no I’m crying already

-dark and gloomy funeral OMG Ed and Al are holding hands to support each other I CAN’T

-LIL ALCHEMISTS AT WORK!

-I’m happy to see that Edward Elric is just as outrageously fashionable as always, that red coat is on POINT

-Ed stop getting your butt kicked and do some alchemy

-oh yeah, Ed proceeds to perform alchemy without a circle and takes out...whatever those alchemy critters are AND THERE IS AL MY SON THE SOUL IN THE SUIT OF ARMOR

-lol Ed seems way more chill than he is in the manga/anime, I mean he hasn’t flipped out about being short yet.  Still he is v. Enthusiastic and Quite Cute

-ED YOU ABSOLUTE dORK

-I CAN’T WITH HIM AND NEITHER CAN POOR AL LOL

-WOOOOOHOOO ROY MUSTANG AND RIZA HAWKEYE IN THE HOUSE

-WHO ARE YOU CALLING PUNY ok there is the Ed we all know and love

-wow the Homunculi look pretty accurate, which means Gluttony is extra ugh

-ok but seriously my favorite thing is how people assume that Al is the full metal alchemist because he is...all metal.  And Al is like no really.  not me

-AWWW my brother may be small but he has a big heart

-So I’m not sure why Winry isn’t a blonde but she is still very cute

-ED IS SO PASSIONATE AND SAD WHEN HE TALKS ABOUT GETTING AL’S BODY BACK :( and when he says he would do anything for Al and the camera focuses on Riza who looks like she could very well be saying I understand I would do anything for Mustang

-MAES HUGHES!!!!  I AM SO HAPPY AND SAD RIGHT NOW.  BECAUSE ED IS SO HAPPY TO SEE HIM AND THEY SMILE AND HUGHES IS A GOOD FRIEND AND dAMN IT I’M GONNA HAVE TO WATCH HIM DIE ALL OVER AGAIN WHAT THE HECK

-Ed is really freaking cute

-Winry scolding Ed about taking care of his metal arm and Ed apologizing I’M EXPLODING WITH HAPPY FLUTTERBYS AND RAINBOWS--AND SO IS MAES HUGHES LOOK AT THE SHIPPER ON DECK GRINNING 

-wHERE IS BBY ELICIA AND WHY HASN’T HUGHES DRIVEN PEOPLE TO DISTRACTION WITH HIS PROUD PAPA ROUTINE??!

-oh she isn’t born yet... :/

-I have never been able to decide which is sadder, Al never being able to sleep and feeling alone or Ed having nightmares about what happened and feeling guilty

-that is a BEAUTIFUL dog and NINA IS SO CUTE AAHHH MY HEART IS GONNA BREAK LATER

-AL PLAYING WITH NINA OH MY HEART

-(tbh some of this plot is getting tangled up in my head, like is that how it went in the anime I don’t remember)

-*cries everytime Nina is onscreen*  AL AND WINRY PLAYING WITH HER *cries harder*

-there’s that Hogwart’s Express again

-Winry:  you were Nina’s favorite

Ed, proudly:  ah little kids like me

Winry:  yeah because you are tiny

THE BETRAYAL

-ED X WINRY OTP THEY ARE THE CUTEST

-I kind of adore the aesthetics of this movie.  I want Winry’s dress

-hey Dr. Marcoh.  Um bye Dr. Marcoh

-NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOO NINA!!!  WHYYY

-F*** YOU MR. TUCKER

-WHY ARE THERE BIRDS CHIRPING IN THE BACKGROUND THIS SCENE IS A TRAGEDY

-FURIOUS ED IS FURIOUS THERE IS MY HOT-TEMPERED GOOD-HEARTED SON

-AL:  SHUT UP OR I’LL BE THE ONE TO LOSE CONTROL

-play with me?  *cries forever and ever* my heart

-oh come on don’t show me Nina’s ball lying there alone never to be played with again

-tired mussy-haired Ed = the cutest

-MAES HUGHES YOU ARE TOO SWEET *CRIES FOREVER* 

-Oh hi Lieutenant Ross!  (I just realized there are a LOT of people who don’t appear to be in this)

-YOU AND I ARE FRIENDS AAHHH HUGHES AND ROSS WORKING TO HELP ED AND HUGHES WON’T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER AND OH DRAT IT I CAN’T STAND TO SEE WHAT IS GONNA HAPPEN SOON

-ED IS ALL SAD AND UPSET TILL HE SEES THAT AL IS DEPRESSED AND THEN HE TRIES TO CHEER UP HIS LIL BRO, EXCEPT AL WORRIES ALL HIS MEMORIES ARE FALSE AND AND 

“TRUST ME”  

“hOW CAN I TRUST ANYTHING, I’M HOLLOW!!!”

BROTHER FEELS AND ANGST WAIT NO AL OF COURSE ED IS YOUR BROTHER STOP FIGHTING :(  

Al, when Ed is angrily punching him with his human fist: BROTHER USE YOUR RIGHT HAND YOU’LL INJURE YOUR LEFT HAND  *cries* HE STILL CARES ABOUT HIM

THEY LOVE EACH OTHER SO MUCH (THANKS WINRY)

-”BROTHER IT HURTS”  *SCREAMS INTO THE VOID*  *FLINGS SELF INTO THE SUN

-ED’S HEAD BUMP AGAINST AL’S ARMOR *FLINGS SELF INTO THE SUN aGAIN*

-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MAES HUGHES NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I AM NOT READY FOR THIS NOOOOOO WHYYYYYYYY 

NOT THE PHONEBOOTH

NOT THE PHOTO

NOT--ROY???  (sidenote:  if they’re gonna make it look like Roy did it why even introduce Maria Ross earlier?)

IN CONCLUSION I HATE EVERYTHING

-lies I’m not done yet I can go on I can make it through the rest of the movie

-NVM I CAN’T ED LOOKS SO BROKEN

..................*SIGHS*

-okay not sure where they are going with the story from here on out given them blaming Mustang but I am here for Riza Hawkeye and Ed working together to escape 

-I AM CONFUSED

-ok is that real Roy or fake Roy ok this has to be fake Roy?  Because why would real Roy want it to look like he is killing loyal soldiers?  oh waiit wait WHAAAAAAATT

IT’S FAKE ROSS I GET IT THEY JUST SWITCHED A LOT OF THINGS AROUND

THERE IS A LOT MISSING FROM THE MOVIE

-CAN WE NOT KEEP SHOWING HUGHES’ DEATH OVER AND OVER I FREAKING CANNOT HANDLE THIS WHYYYY I’M CRYING 

-UMMMM GLUTTONY IS FRICKING WEIRD (lol if Emma does her sassy recap I can’t wait to see her reaction to him)

-OKAY BUT CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW LUST SAYS ROY HAS A WEAK SPOT RIGHT AFTER HE STEPS IN FRONT OF RIZA TO PROTECT HER AND GETS INJURED AND WHILE SHE IS SAYING THIS RIZA IS SUPPORTING HIM IN HER ARMS OKAY THANKS

OTP RIGHT THERE MATES OTP

-OH okay Tucker has Al and Winry and I don’t even know what is happening anymore

-THERE IS LITERALLY SO MUCH MISSING FROM THIS.  I CAN’T BLAME THEM BECAUSE HOW DO YOU REALLY MOVIE AN ANIME BUT STILL

-what...what does Tucker want again?

-if Colonel Roy Mustang doesn’t get to destroy Lust like the badass he is then WHAT IS EVEN THE POINT

-*gets distracted from my mutterings because ROYAI*  

-I’m...still not exactly sure is going on like General Hakura what? but ROY IS LEANING ON RIZA FOR SUPPORT AND THAT IS A BEAUTIFUL THING

-FIVE MINUTES LATER AND ROYAI STILL HANGING ON TO EACH OTHER

-OKAY THESE WEIRD GUMMY CREATURES ARE HIGHLY DISTURBING

-WHERE DID ENVY AND GLUTTONY GO?

-I AM V. CONFUSED

-goodbye Hakura you won’t be missed

-ah there is Envy

-actually Gluttony really didn’t need to show up again like ew

-RIZA NOT WANTING TO LEAVE ROY’S SIDE BUT FOLLOWING HIS ORDERS

-okay but why was Al all unconscious before and how did he wake up I missed that

-OH YEAH ALPHONSE PERFORMING ALCHEMY WITHOUT A TRANSMUTATION CIRCLE (look I realize it isn’t a good thing necessarily but it is very cool)

-wait Envy better not be dead just like that because um I really love how everything goes down in the anime

-BUT AT LEAST IT LOOKS LIKE MUSTANG’S GONNA DESTROY LUST

-*SHRIEKING* RIZA WAS GIVING OUT ORDERS LIKE A BADASS BUT HESITATES JUST A SECOND WHEN SHE SEES ROY’S BLOOD ON HER HAND AAAAAAAHHHH THEN SHE GETS BACK TO WORK AAAAAHHHH OTP OTP OTP

-OKAY THIS IS ALL A MESS STORY-WISE BUT I GOTTA FIND THE BRIGHT SPOTS SO ED SAVES ROY AND AL SAVES THEM BOTH AND ROY THROWING LUST’S WORDS BACK AT HER, PRETTY RAD

-AL PROTECTING THE OTHERS WITH HIS ARMOR BODY

-wait Gluttony is still alive...”Lust is dead” apparently he’s not too cut up about Envy though

-ALPHONSE!!!  MY HEART :(  POOR ED :(  AL YOU SWEETHEART “IF IT’S AT THE PRICE OF A LIFE, I’D RATHER STAY LIKE THIS”

-I’M SORRY I’M CRYING OVER HERE CRYING OVER ED TELLING AL HIS BODY HAS GROWN AND AL IS TALLER THAN ED AND LOOK THE BROTP IN THE ANIME IS MY FAVE THING EVER AND IT WAS NOT AS PRESENT IN THE MOVIE AS I WANTED BUT THE MOMENTS WHERE IT IS REALLY GET ME

-ROYAI ROYAI JUST HUG HIM GIRL OH GOSH THE LOOK BETWEEN THE TWO

-”get promoted and expose the truth behind the mystery” look is the Fuhrer a thing, like Greed never showed up, if they are doing a sequel they have stuff to work with but it so far off the original storyline at this point

-ED AND AL AND WINRY ARE THE CUTEST

-BYE BYE HOGWART’S EXPRESS

(BTW IF WE ARE DIVERTING FROM CANON WHY COULDN’T WE GET TO ACTUALLY SEE A ROYAI WEDDING?? ?)

#fma netflix #full metal alchemist #edward and alphonse elric #elric bros #royai #in conclusion it wasn't the greatest movie but I enjoyed it a good bit anyway #ed was very cute even if he wasn't as spazzy as he is in the anime #i really wanted to see more of alphonse and the brotp interactions #i cry every day over maes hughes #an enjoyable movie even if it was rather derailed by the end plot-wise #oh wait i just saw the stinger is envy alive still? #i am so confused #i am all about the royai though

[surveys4ever]

26.

Have you ever been in weather below 0 Fahrenheit (-17 Celsius)? ...yes. Literally every year. There’s usually a week or two in January when it gets down to -50 to -75 F. 

Have you ever been caught outdoors away from shelter during a thunderstorm? Maybe when I was a teenager? I’ve definitely been caught in the rain, not sure about a thunderstorm tho.

What’s your favorite macaron flavor? I’ve actually never had a macaron! But I don’t like meringue so I don’t think I’d enjoy them.

How often do you have friends over to your house? Literally never.

Have you ever had a boss who acted unprofessionally? YES. The assistant manager at the last job I had was insane. She tried to tell me that I wasn’t allowed to leave town on the weekends in case they needed me. LOL girl bye.

How many times have you stayed at a hotel in the past year, and where? 0, covid.

Have you ever done a flip on a trampoline? Noooo.

What about a flip off of a diving board? I’ve never even been on a diving board.

Are you embarrassed by your school yearbook photos?  I believe in the 10th or 11th grade I hated them but I was on the yearbook committee so I finessed some new ones to put in hehehe.

Who taught you to tie your shoelaces? I believe I learned at school.

Currently how many pictures are on your cellphone? 9,008.

Do you think dimples are cute? Oh hell yeah.

Would you rather chew fruity or minty gum? Minty.

The last time you went to the mall, who did you go with? Beebs!

What’s something you used to collect when you were younger? Rocks and lip balm.

Have you watched a movie today? Yes! We went to see Dracula.

Aside from your own, whose house did you last set foot into? We went to an indoor garage sale a couple weeks ago.

Do you love soft pretzels? They’re alright. They smell better than they taste in my opinion.

Who was the last person who cried around you? Why did they start crying? Was it unexpected? Does my dog count? Bc she’s just a drama queen and I wouldn’t expect anything less from her.

Are you more likely to like someone before you really know them, or do you feel you like them more after you know a lot about them? True love is when you like them a ton before you actually really know them and then like them even more after.

Do you buy people cards on special occasions, or do you prefer to make your own? I honestly think cards are a huge waste of money so if I do give one, I made it. But I have a Circuit and I’m pretty creatively inclined so it’s pretty easy.

When was the last time you were being hypocritical? It sounds pompous but I honestly think I'm too self aware to by hypocritical.

Where on your body was the last cramp you had? Why did you have this cramp? My hip, because I was sitting weird.

What is the weirdest name you’ve ever heard? Someone I know named their kid Emanda. Unsure if its pronounced ee-manda or just regular Amanda. Haven’t wanted to ask. Another named their kid Albrea. I just call her Algebra. And another named their kid Annekke, pronounced Anika. She will forever be a-neek-ee to me.

Do you get embarrassed when people hear you sing/compliment you on your singing ability? Bold of you to assume I ever let anybody sing.

Are you good at comforting people when they’re upset? I’m the big sister to like a bajillion children. Yes I���m good at it.

Do you have any exercises you do everyday? Newp.

Do you own one of those singing fish? Do you think they are silly or funny? Hahaha I don’t but I literally just saw a Billy Bass at a thrift store yesterday. They were funny then and they’re funny nostalgic now.

Has anyone ever accused you of being bipolar or any other mental disorder? Do you really have any mental disorders? I have a pretty severe anxiety disorder but no one’s accused me of having it because like...it’s pretty obvious? 

Did you buy the last thing you bought with your own money? If not, whose money did you buy it with? Haha yes! We bought movie tickets, a drink, and peanut butter m&ms.

Do you like to put your feet up on the dashboards of cars? Do you parents yell at you if you do that in cars? Our car is too short for that but yeah, my parents always yelled at me for it when I was young.

Which Beatle is your favorite, or do you love them all equally? I wouldn’t say I loved any of them but John Lennon is absolute hot garbage.

Do you enjoy classic rock? If so, who are some of your favorite classic rock artists? Uh...not really?

Did you ever own a Tamagotchi? Yes! They were all the rage in the 6th grade.

Are you more of a dog or cat person?/ Dog, definitely.

Have you ever failed math? I very, VERY narrowly passed the last math course I needed to graduate and I did the math and because of the mark I got on my final, I should have failed by 3% but I got 1% over what I needed to pass. Pretty sure my math teacher just didn’t want to deal with me taking the course over so he passed me BUT my math could have been wrong, haha.

Skittles! What's your favorite color? Lordt. I haven’t purchased skittles in ages. I think I remember red being my favorite?

Have you ever had a dream of stabbing someone? Yeah, actually.

What would you want your last words to be if you could choose them? I would just want my husband to know how much I love him and that I’ll be waiting for him in whatever form of afterlife there is.

Can you sleep with the light on? If I'm dead tired.

What’s the most bizarre horror movie you’ve ever seen? I mean...Dracula is supposed to be a horror movie. The only thing horrific about it was the acting.

What band can’t you stand listening to? I honestly can’t think of one right now.

Would you ever take a lie detector test for your significant other? I mean, if I had to? But we trust each other 100% and I’m brutally honest about everything so he would never require that from me.

What is your favorite Mystery/Crime/FBI related show? Murder, Mystery, & Makeup Mondayssss! Sha na sha sha na sha sha na sha sha sha na shaaaaaaaa!

Would you ever have a bird as a pet? Absolutely not.

How's your relationship between you and your grandparents? I love my mom’s parents to bits. My grandma is one of my absolute favorite people in the world and my grandpa is very quiet but he has a lot of really sweet moments. My dad’s parents are awful fuckin people. My grandfather died like 5 years ago and I really had to try hard to feign sympathy about it to him. My grandmother is still kicking it but we haven’t spoken in over a decade for good reason. She also changed their joint Facebook account to just her Facebook account less than a week after he died loooool. She hated him as much as I did I think. And then my bio dad’s dad is dead but he was also a piece of shit but his mom is a sweetie. We facetime every so often and she holds the phone a grand total of 6 inches away from her face the entire time and tells me the same stories over and over. Bu

Ever had a forbidden love or lover? Newp.

Have you ever had to speak at a funeral? No, thank god.

Do you know someone who’s been cremated? My grandma’s dog.

What is your current problem? My eyes are blurry because I’m tired.

Do you like canopy beds? Tbh, canopy beds are the epitome of glamor in my eyes.

What is your favorite animated movie? Onward.

Would you rather live in a small town or a big city? I like medium cities. You won’t get mugged walking down the street, traffic doesn’t absolutely suck, and you can get clear across town in 15 minutes.

If you could summon any animal to come to your rescue, what animal would it be and why? Uh? Why am I in trouble? Why can’t I call a human? What’s happening here?

Have you ever watched The Golden Girls? I tried watching a couple episodes but it didn’t pique my interest.

Did you ever like the Ninja Turtles? Noooo. Beebs loves them though so he tries to make me love them and it’s just not happenin, buddy.

Last alcoholic drink you had? No idea tbh.

What are you known for? For being talented and having big hair.

Has anyone ever threatened you? Oh yeah. There was this one guy who was constantly sending me really graphic messages about how he wanted to put a gun to my head and kill me or he hoped I would get XYZ and die. I tried to block him but he would immediately make 3 more accounts to send me the same shit.

Have you ever gone frog hunting? Noooo.

Do you ever suffer from dry skin? Yessss. My body is the Sahara.

Do you still sleep with a stuffed animal? No, I sleep with a husband.

What’s the weather like right this moment? It’s rainy!

Do you bite on straws, lollipop handles, or ice cream sticks? Nah.

In what type of area was your first sexual encounter? Beeb’s bedroom. His stepfather interrupted and made him come outside to talk to him for some reason and then very weirdly pointed out his half boner? V. uncomfortable all around.

Where is your mother’s side of the family descended from? Somewhere where white people come from idk.

What do you occupy your time with on flights? iPad games usually.

Do you dog-ear pages in books? No, I’m not a heathen.

What’s a made up word of yours? We call pickles ‘pickies’ and hamburgers ‘borgers’ or ‘borgs’ because we’re gross.

Do you use Q-Tips? In my ears? No. To clean out tight spaces of things I've thrifted? Yes.

Ever gone out with somebody you didn’t like? Noooo.

What hero or heroine do you most relate to in history, fiction, or song? ....No.

What makes you dizzy? Getting up too fast usually.

Are your parents liberal or conservative? Bleh, conservative. If you have liberal parents, consider yourself blessed.

Do you like your teeth? Did you have braces? I got away with having just an appliance/Invisaligns but I still don’t like my teeth. They’re perfectly straight and white enough but I have body dysmorphia and for some reason I think they’re atrocious and I hate them??? I can’t explain it.

Are you happy with your height? I’m 5′11 and I wish I was shorter sometimes. Hugging my husband would be easier.

#survey

[so-taylorswift]

back in los angeles | tomlinswift

CHATZY PARA// LOUIS & TAYLOR GET BACK TO LA, HAVE SEX, HANG OUT WITH THE CATS, BURN CHICKEN, ORDER PIZZA & SNUGGLE IN FRONT OF A FIRE. :) so not much tbh and not in that order ayy WHEN// OCTOBER 29th-ish IDK WITH// @louistomlinsonx

Louis: It felt weird, landing in LA and not getting in a car and going straight to his place. After partying last night in New York and taking Taylor's jet back to Los Angeles, the boy hadn't given it a second thought when the driver asked where to and Taylor said her place, it just felt... Natural. He wanted to spend time with her, and she wanted to go home to see her cats, so why not go there. He couldn't see Freddie because Briana had him with her family, so why spend time away from her before they had to be separated by an ocean. The drive hadn't been too long, and as soon as he arrived, he placed his suitcase near the door and took a seat on the couch, right next to where Meredith was sitting. He offered the cat his hand, knowing full and well that she wasn't exactly a people kitten, but was surprised when the little fur ball came closer to it and rubbed herself against it, asking to be pet. The Brit complied instantly "Tay... Babe... Taylor, look... It's happening!"

Taylor: Being able to think about how she was now travelling with her boyfriend was a strange thought that Taylor didn't think she'd be able to have for a little while yet. It did make it easier to explain why they were travelling together from Tennessee to New York, to California all in the space of a couple of days. It also made it a lot easier to decide that they'd be staying at her place, being taken straight there from the airport as soon as they landed. It mad Tay smile a little as they got out of the car to think that this was where Louis had dropped her off a little over a month ago after their dinner together. So much had changed since then, and she was beyond happy about it. Her own case was abandoned next to Louis' as she made her way through to the kitchen to get them something to drink but his voice pulled her back into the downstairs lounge area. "What's happ- what?!?" Taylor was a mixture between impressed and offended at how happily Meredith was rubbing her head against his hand. "How did you..? I mean? Don't move!" she pulled her phone out of her pocket, aiming to take a snap of this moment as proof that miracles really DO happen.

Louis: Louis chuckled and looked at his girlfriend, shaking his head "I don't know. I just saw her and went like this with my hand and she moved herself. I swear I didn't do anything" He said, looking up at her with complete and utter disbelief. His hand rubbed gently at Meredith's back, her eyes shutting down as she moved only a little closer to Louis before curling up in a ball and just sitting there. "Don't get me face on it if you wanna put it online" He said with a laugh, not really knowing how much she wanted their relationship to be out right now.

Taylor: She was just stood there with her phone in her hands, blinking blankly as her eyes shifted between the cat and the man. Did it make it even more of a burn that Louis didn't have to put in any affort to gain Meredith's love? Kind of. But it mostly just warmed Taylor's heart to think that Meredith was giving some kind of silent approval. "It's cool. I mean... I feed her, play fetch with her, gave her a sister, let her star in music videos.. but I'm not bitter at all," she said with an amused smile, shaking her head a little. When she'd joked that Meredith was Louis' biggest fan it wasn't meant to become true. She bit her bottom lip and nodded a little upon hearing his request, trying not to think too much into it even though it made her feel a little disappointed. Not that she was going to put it online anyway, "of course."

Louis: He moved his hand on the kitten's back and felt it purring, the smile splitting up his cheeks "D'you know what, I've never been a cat person... I'm more of a dog lad, but these guys may just change me mind" He said as he turned his head to see her. He saw her smile drop, and he really didn't know why, so he assumed it was because of what he said about the cats. Standing up, he went over to wrap his arms around her waist "Well, not just them, their mum is pretty fit and I'm sure she can get me to do just about anything with a bat of her eyelashes and a smile" He said, pressing a kiss on her cheek.

Taylor: Her phone was soon tucked back into her pocket, photo opportunity forgotten as she just tried to forbid herself from ruin a relationship from over-analyzing things when she was only a couple of days into it. That would be a new record, even for her. As soon as Louis started to move towards her, the thought was mostly forgotten anyways as she wrapped her arms around his neck loosely. "Just about anything? So, you'll put in a good word for me with Meredith? Let her know I actually am cool?" As soon as he'd kissed her cheek, Taylor had moved to press a quick kiss against his lips. "Just about anything, though? I'll keep that in mind."

Louis: Seeing her smile made Louis smile just the same. The concern on her face had left as quickly as it had appeared, so he was happy about it right now. He tightened the grip around her waist pulling her closer when she kissed him, nodding when she spoke again "Oh, absolutely, I'll go tell her right now to go easy on her mum" He said. The way she said 'just about anything' turned him on a little bit, he wasn't gonna lie, so he hummed back and bit on his lower lip, nudging his nose with hers "Anything you wanna do, just run it by me... Or me new best friend, Meredith" He said with a chuckle.

Taylor: Tay made a little 'pfft' sound and rolled her eyes lightly, "your new best friend? You know what? That's fine. Me and Dibbles are best friends, too. Cooler best friends. And you're not allowed to hang out with us," she joked, childishly sticking her tongue out at Louis. Her point wasn't backed up at all since Olivia hadn't even come to greet them when they'd walked through the door like she normally did, the white fluffball obviously choosing to keep sleeping instead of come and say hello. But Taylor ignored that fact, just like she was ignoring the way that Meredith was eyeing Taylor from the couch and seemingly jealous over Louis' shift of affections.

Louis: Louis smirked at the way Taylor was acting jealous. It probably was absolutely fake, and just to mess with him, but something about her acting like that, claiming and acting so possessive over him made him about 50% happy and 50% kinda turned on. He kissed her quickly on the lips, before moving his kiss to the side and finding the corner of them, and then lining down to find her neck and prep it with soft, sweet kisses "Mhm, someone's a little bit jealous. You're afraid that I'm gonna become Ollie's favorite too, babe?" He asked, his hands slowly moving down to land on her bum, resting there.

Taylor: Tay's laugh was small, lost somewhere as her mind went a little fuzzy from the way that his lips were tracing shapes on her neck. Ever since they'd officially gotten together all she wanted to do was touch him and be intimate with him like this. Partially because she wanted to make sure that this was all real, and then also because the beginning sparks of a relationship were everything to her and she wanted to make the most out of the way that her skin caught fire every time that he touched it. "See now, I have no fear of that one. Ollie and I.. we're like this -" she held up her hand, fingers crossed to signal how tight they were. "You better take it easy, boy, or I'm going to have to hop straight back over to team Freddie.."

Louis: Louis smiled against her skin, he was loving how he could do this, how it came natural to him to just walk up to her, wrap an arm around her, kiss her senseless if he felt like it, because she was his girlfriend... He still couldn't believe how she had agreed to be in a relationship with him, with how complicated and work-oriented their lives were, but he was so happy about it. "I'm sure you are. I just came in to fill the gap Mer felt when you got Olivia" He said with a smile, pulling away and looking up at her "You're switching to team Freddie again? That's just terrible... Go ask him to play you Jet songs and be a romantic git for you" He said, moving his head and speaking in a mocking tone

Taylor: "Fill the gap? Oh, right. 'Cos it's not like Meredith was grateful that she could now share the burden of having me as a mom," Taylor joked, very self aware regarding the situation when it came to Meredith enjoying being left alone by her 99% of the time and the other 1% being a pure miracle. "Hey now, I never said I was officially switching back. I just said that if you don't take it easy.. I'll have to consider it. Gotta keep my options open, right?" A small smile played at her lips as she thought about Louis being a 'romantic git', "I don't think anyone could play the role of 'romantic git' as well as you, no matter how hard they try."

Louis: Louis let out a chuckle, his head turning to look behind his shoulder and find Meredith still sitting on the couch looking at them. "As much as I don't appreciate you calling me a git, I'll take it and be the only one in your life for now" He said with a big smile. "She does like being alone too much... Maybe we can make her a bit jealous, make her see who's stealing mummy away. You know how you always want what's not yours, huh?" He asked, leaning back in to catch her lips in his, taking the pathetic excuse as far as he could and kissing his girlfriend deeper this time, one of his hands still on her butt and the other one coming to find the side of her face.

Taylor: "Babe, I don't even know what the word 'git' means, I'm just rolling with it," Taylor admitted, still not used to his British slang. Was git even a bad word? It sounded harsh, but his smie was infectious and it knocked her out of her thoughts in time for her to smile back at him. She laughed at how ridiculous he was, trying to make a cat jealous, but her laughter was cut off by his lips on hers and her arms securing their place around his neck so that she could hold him close against her. Her head spun as she kissed him back with a hand slipping up into his hair, and she knew she'd never let there be a day where she could no longer kiss him like this because it made her feel like she was flying.

Louis: Kissing Taylor could turn a man crazy, Louis Tomlinson was living proof of that. After a kiss, he felt like he could do anything, absolutely anything, and right now, the one thing he wanted to do was never stop. The feeling of her hand going up, her fingers against his scalp, made the boy moan quietly and pull the kiss even deeper, his hand dropping from her ass to the side of her thigh and scaling up. The room was quiet, mixed only by the sound of their kissing, so when he heard a cat meow that didn't come from behind him, he opened his eyes and there she was. Pulling away gently, he chuckled "Hey, Olivia"

Taylor: Taylor had been lost in some kind of dream world where the population consisted of only Louis Tomlinson. Every piece of focus in her body was on him and the way that their lips moved together to the point where she hadn't heard anything and was confused when he pulled away from her. Her eyes looked in his to see if she'd done something wrong, before she followed his eyeline and looked down at the ground. "Dibbles!" Taylor crouched down straight away, hand going out to pet the cat straight away. "Hello pretty angel princess kitty cat," Tay cooed as she picked Olivia up, standing up and facing Louis. "The day that Meredith lets you hold her like this, the world will literally start spinning."

Louis: Louis looked at his girlfriend and how she so very quickly detached from him to go to her cats. In his mind, Meredith and Olivia meant just as much to her as Freddie did to him, so a part of him understood completely why she reacted that way. Watching her bring Olivia over, he petted her head and smiled "We're taking it baby steps at a time, but the next time you see us, we'll be super best friends" He said, reaching around the small cat to press a kiss on Taylor's cheek before he turned around and went back to sit on the couch next to Meredith, placing his hand on her back only to get a quick hiss "Alright, maybe not"

Taylor: Her attachment to her cats was mostly rooted to the fact that it was one of the few normal things in her life. She'd had Meredith especially for so long, and it was one of the few things in her life that just hadn't changed over the years. "It's good that you're taking it slow - all good situations happen in their own time and not when people try to run before they can walk," Taylor said wisely as though offering genuine advice that wasn't about a friendship with a cat. The blonde laughed as Louis got hissed at, pouting a little as she scratched behind Olivia's ear, "aw, it's okay. Remember. Baby steps," she repeated his earlier words.

Louis: Hearing her talk, Louis smiled at the words she had said. Things were often coming in too fast for him, everything being thrown at him left and right, a baby, the band, the falling apart of the band, now the solo career, and as stupid and meaningless as Taylor may have said it, it made him smile. He patted the space next to him on the couch, calling Taylor over. Her mocking tone made him stick his tongue out to her "Wah wah, baby steps" He mocked her, looking down at Olivia "Mummy's being mean, Ollie."

Taylor: She made her way over to where Lou was sitting, taking the seat next to him on the other side of where Meredith was sat. "Don't go telling my daughter these things and trying to make her feel pity for you, that's just mean," she said as she used her spare hand to cover op Olivia's ears. "Look at you right now, though, surrounded by cats. Living the dream." Settling the cat down on her lap, Taylor expected Olivia to curl up and possibly start to go to sleep but instead the white cat jumped down and got comfortable on the rug. "Well.. fine then. We should go take our stuff upstairs, but it's so much effort," Tay complained as she leaned back on the couch.

Louis: Louis smiled and quickly kissed his girlfriend's cheek as soon as she took a seat next to them. "Just keeping it real, right, Dibbles?" He asked, looking down at the kitten who looked mildly annoyed by Taylor's hand over her head, so he wasn't surprised when he saw her jump ship as soon as she could "See? Punishment. For being rude" He said with a nod as if he were speaking the truth. Hearing her talk, he groaned a little bit, rolling his eyes before looking at her "Alright... Come on, girl" He said, huffing quietly before standing up and going to the door, grabbing both suitcases and making his way up the stairs.

Taylor: "If this is the kind of cruel, inhumane punishment that I have to face then I never want to be rude ever again," Taylor pouted in the saddest voice she could figure up and with her lips firmly pouted. Nodding, Taylor hesitated lazily for a few moments before pushing herself up from the couch and following him. "You don't have to take them both, babe," Tay said as she followed him up, already knowing that he wouldn't let her help. When her dad and Austin saw this side of Louis, Tay knew that they'd have no problems with the fact that she'd decided to be with him. Taylor grabbed one of the cases when they reached the top of the stairs, figuring he'd at least let her roll it down the hall on the wheels. Reaching the room, she pushed the door open and wheeled it in before placing it by the bed. "So, what's the plan whilst you're in LA? Like, what kind of stuff you gotta do?"

Louis: Louis scoffed and shook his head when Taylor tried to grab one of the suitcases. He had to admit, it was a little tricky to fit both of them and him in the staircase frame, but with a bit of wiggle room he managed to get upstairs. Very reluctantly, he allowed her to grab the handle and roll it all the way to the room, doing the same with his bag and stepping inside the room. Without the champagne in his system and already having been with Taylor for a bit of time, this room looked very different than the one a couple days ago, but he smiled when he saw the way the horizontal lines still formed by the bed before she flicked the lights on. Leaving his luggage by the door, he walked over to her and shrugged "Not much. Got a couple meetings here and there, wanna see Freddie if Bri doesn't mind. What about you?"

Taylor: It was almost like some kind of automatic reaction for her that when he made his way over to her, her arms reached out to wrap around him. Almost as though holding him close to her was a full time occupation. In fact, she wished that it was. "Well," she said simply, thinking through her schedule for a moment as she tried to remember. It was less than two weeks until the album was out, so her memory of her commitments was getting a littla fuzzy. "I am.. going to a couple meetings, too. I have an album release party thing with my label that I get to invite fans to. A couple friends have hit me up but, most of the time I don't know what I'm doing tomorrow let alone what I'm doing in a week, y'know?"

Louis: Louis smiled when she saw how her arms opened up and welcomed him in, the exact same reactions he had whenever she walked closer to him. His hands found their way to her hips, thumbs tracing circles over them before wrapping his arms around her waist and pulling her in for a hug. She listed what sounded like the busiest week coming up, and Lou looked at her with a small smirk "Well, not gonna lie, that sounds like a fun time but also very busy" He said, taking a step with her towards the bed and throwing himself backwards onto it, bringing her down on him with his arms "But I think I can help with that, you know, to destress you. Wouldn't wanna get too wound up, would you?" He said with a smile, his lips finding her cheek quickly.

Taylor: She loved the 'Honeymoon Phase' of a new relationship where everything was different and exciting and you were still figuring things out about each other. Taylor could only hope that it'd never go away and she'd always have her arms open for him whenever he was anywhere near her and she'd always find herself endlessly happy over the sound of his voice. Realistically, little excitements like that didn't last when you got more familiar with one another, but she could only hope. "Well it should be busier - interviews and stuff, but I'm not doing any of that this time around so I get to spend a little more time hanging out than I would've if I had to do all of that stuff." Taylor allowed for herself to be pulled forwards by Louis' falling backwards, trying not to put all of her weight on him as she nestled into the familiarity of his body. "Oh yeah? You know - you're so selfless. De-stressing is definitely a thing that I'm going to need, boy." Taylor leaned down to press a kiss to his lips, smiling a little against them before letting her body fall to the side so it was lying next to him and curled up into his side, arm against his chest.

Louis: Louis smiled at the way she kissed him with a smile on, and said a little prayer, hoping that he'd now and always be at least a part of the reason as to why she smiled, because it was one of the most beautiful things to see. Kissing her back before allowing her to fall on her side, Lou wrapped his arms around her and brought her closer, pressing a kiss to the side of her face and taking a deep breath, inhaling all of her perfume and feeling so high on life. "Mhm, that's me. Always want what's best for you, girl."

Taylor: Louis always managed to make Tay feel special, the arm across his chest pulling herself closer to him and holding herself there for a few moments as her eyes slipped shut. Lying next to him was so comfortable, and there was nothing she wanted to do more than just retire to bed all day with him by her side. Tay couldn't let herself be that lazy, so instead she mumbled out a "what time is it?" as she fumbled around to pull her phone out of her pocket and answer her own question. "We should probably think about what we're going to do for dinner. I'm feeling lazy, so ordering in is solid but.. I kind of want to see if you're as good at cooking as you are at making a hot chocolate," she teased, remembering how close the milk came to being ruined.

Louis: Louis looked sideways, watching Taylor's eyes slip shut and wondered if she had always looked this peaceful or if it was just him looking at things through rose coloured glasses still. His free hand slowly went up to her hair, his fingers running through her blonde locks in an attempt to just make her feel more comfy, her eyes shutting down, wishing he could stay like this forever. Her question caught him off guard, but the following statement made him laugh "Oi, firstly... You're wrong, I'm not as bad as you're implying. And secondly... I cannot cook to save my life, Swift" He quipped back, admitting defeat "But I'll give it a fair try"

Taylor: She was used to being the center of attention but Taylor's favorite thing was to have all of Louis' attention to herself. She could feel his eyes on her and it made her feel so happy and comfortable. "I'm not implying that you're terrible, babe, no need to get all defensive! I'm sure you're fine, maybe there's some hidden talent in there that we can crack into. This time you get to wear the apron, so you can feel all professional and get in the zone."

Louis: Lou shook his head, taking in a deep breath and letting it out as a sigh "Alright, whatever you want, girl, but if I burn your kitchen down, then I'm not being held accountable for it, alright?" He teased her, squeezing gently on her sides to tickle her for a couple seconds before he nudged her up "Come on, let's go make us some dinner"

Taylor: "As if! You burn my kitchen down, you'll be having to do a lot to make it up to me," she winked, smirking a little until she was knocked out of it by the tickling in her sides. She groaned after being nudged, not wanting them to move but too hungry to change her mind, and she pushed herself up off of the bed before reaching her hands out to help Louis up. Once she'd done so she didn't let go of his hand, instead squeezing it softly as they walked down the hall and wondering if she'd manage to get him shirtless again like last time.

Louis: "As long as that making up gets me a happy ending, I'm more than willing to burn down everything" He said with a smirk, kissing her neck once or twice before she starting spazzing and eventually stood up. He took her hands and stood up, only letting go of one before starting their walk towards the kitchen, their fingers interlocked and a tiny squeeze returning hers. "Alright, what are you feeling like, girl?"

Taylor: "That was not supposed to be encouragement," she said, failing to sound frustrated because of her quiet laughter over how ridiculous he was. "Well," she said as they got to the stairs, thinking as they started to go down and through to the kitchen. "It depends what I have. I feel like I have some chicken that should be good still, we could have that? Aaaaand, I probably don't really have many vegetables right now." Rounding the corner into her kitchen, Taylor opene up the fridge to have a look. "We could do stuffed chicken? Maybe some fries, too? That's about as far as my cooking abilities reach, I'm afraid babe." She turned to look at him, waiting for his approval on the meal choice before grabbing everything in case he had a better idea.

-- lost stuff because i’m an idiot who doesn’t save a chatzy often enough but basically they start making the food and get into a heated, passionate debate about whether they’re called fries or chips (hint: they’re called chips) and also i can’t believe i didn’t save the part where lou asks tay if she wants to double date with harry and colton. she finds it a little awkward but agrees, they joke about her not being over harry, all is cute all is happy --

Taylor: "Fries are fried potatoes, obviously. Well then with that logic, why are they called chips? Shouldn't everything that's a chip off of something be called chips? Aren't 'crisps' also chips because they're chips of potato? Do you call carrot sticks chips?" she asked in return, getting amused when he had to take a deep breath. She slotted the slices of pepper and onion into the gaaps she'd sliced in the chicken, making sure that they fit and were stuffed in there properly. "You have a great ass, I refuse to believe that anyone can compete. Be proud of ya butt." Taylor reached down into a drawer, pulling out a grater as she started to grate down the mozzarella so that she could stuff that in the chicken alongside the vegetables, "I can see what you mean. And I get it. I just can't believe it's taken longer for me to get my head around this when really, it's not a problem for me since he's your friend and all. I guess I'm just a worryer who needs to chill out."

Louis: Louis looked at her, his eyes wide open as he really couldn't believe what she was saying "Because they're chips.. I, no, crisps are crisps because they're crispy! And - Who the bloody hell has carrot sticks?! What are they even!?" He said, now cracking in a smile and just laughing. He could get into the worse argument mood, but one look at Taylor and he was just gone. Watching her get busy with the chicken, Louis placed all the cut up potatoes on a plate and took the board to the sink, plopping it in and washing his hands before walking back towards her. "You could still be... I dunno, weirded out by it or something, it's completely normal and alright. But you do worry too much" He said, wrapping his now clean hands around her waist and pressing sweet open mouth kisses on her neck and shoulders, his hips pressing onto her back and his arms snaking around her waist.

Taylor: "So a chip stops being a chip when it's crispy and then it becomes a crisp?" Taylor tried to wrap her head around British logic, but it was impossible for her as she shook her head. "Nope. And I have carrot sticks, thank you very much Lou! With hummus. Or do you call that paste in Britain since you have to name everything after its exact form?" she teased, unable to stop herself from laughing along with him at this point. Tay pulled a couple of trays out of a cupboard and moved the two chicken pieces over. She sprinkled some olive oil, salt and pepper over the top of the chicken before adding some more mozzarella and moving to put it in the oven to cook. As she returned to deal with the fries, she felt Louis' arms wrapping around her waist and she naturally leaned back into his warmth. "If only someone could give me some kind of reward for each time that I was told I worry too much. It'd be great." It was a token personality trait of hers to worry, but she felt it all slipping away from her as he kissed her neck.

Louis: "A crisp is a crisp when it's like, cut like... You're shitting on my leg and I hate you so much" He said with a smile, rolling his eyes and laughing. "Hummus is a thing everywhere, it's like bloody guacamole, it's literally everywhere" His words were slightly annoyed, but mainly toying with her. He loved what they had, it was so relaxed, so free, he could be himself and he knew not only would she not mind, but she liked it. Watching her come back, he could feel the worry leaving her body in some way, feeling her relax in his arms. He used his face to nudge her face sideways so that he had more room to kiss her neck, his fingers slipping under the waistband of her pants "Well, I think I've got an idea to help you loosen up, baby girl"

Taylor: When he said he hated her, Taylor couldn't help but laugh properly as she felt some kind of victory over this situation. "Okay, so we're not going to have an issue arguing over hummus? Just my carrot sticks - oh wait, chips.." she pointed out, smile never leaving her face as she allowed him to nudge her and go in on her neck. The feeling of his fingers against her skin paired with his lips on her neck made her shiver a little under his touch, "I - let me finish this first. I need to put them in," she was speaking about the fries, not wanting to say it out loud to further their little argument.

Louis: The smile on his face when he saw her smile and how hear head fell to the side so effortlessly, how she shivered and melted under his touch, it brought a whole new level of pride to Louis. Hearing her last words, the boy smirked "I think there's a couple more important things to put in right now" He teased her. He was getting more gutsy, his hands now going lower under her trousers, his lips going up to find her earlobe and tug at it gently.

Taylor: The lower that his hands went, the less that Taylor was thinking about the abandoned fries on the countertop. Her eyes had slipped shut, all that she was focusing on was the feeling of his breath against her ear and how her ass pushed back into him firmly. "You won't be saying that when you're eating chicken on it's own," she offered weaklyina last attempt to get him to release her so she could finish what they'd started, because there was no way that Taylor would be able to bring herself to move from his arms.

Louis: Having Taylor's body answering back to his this way was everything he wanted, and everything he needed in order to know that food could wait a little longer. "I can live with that tonight" He whispered into her ear, his boxers tightened by the moving of her ass over him, causing him to let out a heavy breath through his lips close to her neck. While one of his hands steadied her hips, the other one moved slowly under her knickers, one finger sliding between her lips.

Taylor: Feeling his hand move lower and lower made Tay moan softly from anticipation, her head falling back on Louis' shoulder as he steadied her hips. The moment that his fingers dipped under the line of her underwear, all thoughts about finishing up the food were well and truly gone and replaced with new priorities as she felt his finger moving down until she knew he could feel how wet she was already. He had the kind of effect on her, where he kissed her neck and suddenly her body wanted him and there was some kind of gravitational pull that wouldn't allow her to stop it. "Oh," she breathed out, so quiet he probably wouldn't have heard her if she weren't still laid back against his shoulder. Tilting her head to the side, all she could feel was his finger and all she could smell was his cologne, lost in some kind of safe heaven where Louis was the only thing that existed.

Louis: His middle finger slipped between Taylor's lips, and the feeling of how wet she had gotten just because of him was sending him to a new kind of paradise, one that made him instinctively move his hard on against Taylor's ass, letting out a soft breath against her shoulder as he gently bit into it. Her small exclamation, like a call for attention, made him smile against her skin, finger slowly going down and teasing at her entrance before coming back up to rub at the bundle of nerves "yeah, girl? d'you want something?" he whispered in her ear, kissing the spot behind it.

Taylor: She could feel the bulge in his trousers pushing against her ass and she met his force against her with the same in return, moving back against him just enough for his dick to rub against her. As he bit her shoulder, it only went to turn Tay on even more from the prospect of biting and being more rough, exploring that side of each other more as they grew more comfortable with each other since making it official.To answer his question, Taylor's mind jumped ahead but only because it was the one thing on her mind. "Want you to fuck me, babe. I wanna fuck." She was murmuring out into the air of the otherwise silent kitchen, her own hand moving around to grab at his hip and pull him so that his dick pressed against her harder and she was essentially willing away the fabric that seperated them.

Louis: The way she was grinding her ass onto him was driving Louis crazy, he really didn't know what all of this was gonna derive to, but right now, he really didn't have anything else other than Taylor in his mind, but what really did it for him was the way she spoke, so decisively and how she took control into her own hands and reached backwards to push his hips even closer to her ass. "Well your wish is my command, princess" He spoke before he slipped his hand from her pants and with one swift move of his hands on her sides, he turned her around. Instantly his lips founds hers and his hands found her ass, pulling Taylor both close to him and hoisting her up onto the counter, now her centre and his already incredibly hard dick being able to grind at the same level. He couldn't stop himself as he kissed her, he needed his clothes to just disappear but he didn't to be an inch away from her in any way, shape or form.

Taylor: The desperate whimper that fell from her lips was uncontrollable as he pulled his hand out of her underwear, the black lace springing back into place against her skin and the warmth of his hand disappearing. She turned easily, lips moving against his hungrily and she moaned into them as his hands found her ass. It wasn't quite the same as having his hands down her front and moving against her arousal but it was a solid second option, her hands finding the counter behind her and pushing her feet up off of the ground to help him in lifting her up onto it. His dick pressing into her was too much now she could feel it rubbing directly against her through the fabric, their mouths moving together desperately. Tay moved her hands down his front to his jeans, moving to undo them so quickly that her hands were fumbling a little and her mind was pre-occupied with the kiss. Eventually the buttons were undone, zipper pulled down and she'd reached her hand down into them.

Louis: Everything was rushing, it felt nothing like the first time they'd gotten it on. It reminded him of their first kiss, in the middle of the dance floor, and then outside pushed against a wall, back here then, it was just so many memories, and Louis couldn't keep his head in one place, especially when she felt Taylor's hips moving and grinding against his and all of a sudden, her hands were on his jeans, making the Brit moan against her lips. A gasp escaped his throat when she felt one of them inside his pants, hips moving to feel the contact he had been aching for.

Taylor: Taylor's hands were moving quickly and as soon as her hand had dipped down below the waistline of his underwear she could feel how hard he was. She used her spare hand to push the jeans down a ittle, hand gripping him and moving slowly as she breathed in his moans through the kiss. As her hand pumped his dick, the other pushed up and under the hemline of his shirt to touch as much skin as she possibly could. She was hungry for more contact but she was too busy moving their tongues together and nipping at his lips to have the willpower to pull herself back from him and pull the shirt over his head.

Louis: Louis felt his legs turn to jelly as soon as Taylor had his hand on him. This felt like payback for the slow way he had teased her with his hand in her pants, but in a sick, twisted way, he wouldn't have wanted it any other way. "God" he moaned against her lips, taking it in turns to bite on her lower lip, tugging at it gently, and letting his tongue roam freely inside her mouth. Her warm palm started moving up and down on his shaft and that's when the Brit couldn't take it anymore. Unlatching his lips from hers, he had to let his head rest on her shoulder, teeth biting down on her skin "Fuckin' hell, yes, babe" He tried to put himself back together but all he could do was move his hips, thrusting into her hand. He wanted her. He needed her.

Taylor: She smiled into the kiss in a way that showed how she felt victorious over this situation, the way that he moaned against her lips leaving her feel so ridiculously happy that she could pull sounds like that from his mouth. The way that their kisses moved together made Taylor moan in response, caught up in how perfectly their tongues moved together in a way that made Taylor realise that she hadn't had this kind of chemistry with someone before in a really long time. Her wrist was still pumping his dick, twisting every now and then as she tried to earn herself some more of his moaning. "Yeah? You like that?" she moaned against the side of his neck, pressing soft kisses there.

Louis: The sounds that came from their bodies filled up the room. It was moans, kisses and breaths that just made an echo around the whole kitchen. His chest rose and fell heavily, his eyes squeezing shut as his hips moved at a beat with her hand, every time she moved it a different way producing a new wave of heat and sensations all through his body. Her moan so close to his ear made him grunt, breathing through his teeth and his hands, previously placed on her hips, fingers now digging into her skin "I need you. Now" He said with an animal growl coming from his throat, his eyes opening wide to look behind her. Nothing seemed too dangerous, so with a quick move of his arm, he moved everything that was behind Taylor on the counter island that sat in the middle of her kitchen and pushed her back, both as gently but as urgently as he could, so that she was laying on her back. His hands addressed the situation of her own trousers, popping the button and sliding them down and taking them off alongside her ballet flats, the visible wet patch on her underwear driving him crazy before he pulled those down as well. His lips went straight there, tongue pressing flat down over her clitoris while he managed to kick off his own pants and shoes, leaving them both bottom naked.

Taylor: The way that Louis could contrast from being soft and sweet with gentle kisses and heart eyes to being rough and confident like this, prepared to make them both feel as great as they possibly could. The way that she could feel his heavy breathing through the rise and fall of his chest and hear the sounds coming from his lips just made her desperate for more, wanting sex now and craving for his fingertips to dig into his skin like that all over her body. Craving small bruises and marks to be left everywhere as a celebration of marking the fact that she was officially his. The animalistic growl made her stop the movement of her wrist, almost flicking a switch in her that couldn't wait any longer. Taylor let him push her back easily, trusting him entirely and too weak to have fought against it even if she had wanted to. His hands grabbing at her trousers and all but ripping them off was such a turn on and his lips were there so quickly she hadn't expected it at all and her hips instantly bucked up off of the kitchen counter in response. The movements were so quick but as soon as her mind caught up, the curse words started to fall from her lips. "Fuck, Lou. That's so fucking hot, babe." The words came out desperate, her begging for him to move his tongue laced in her words.

Louis: The sweet, soft and loving Louis had been taken over by the strong, dominant and sex-driven Louis, a sort of Jekyll and Hyde personalities, human versus animal, and right now, Mr Hyde was taking all the marbles. One of his arms were linked around Taylor's thighs, bringing her closer to the edge of the counter so that he could suck, flick and nip on her sensitive spot. Meanwhile, feet toed at his shoes to kick them off and his free hand was pushing all the clothes down. Once that was done, his eyes dark blue with lust looked up at her and he used his arms to push himself on the counter. Placing himself right over her, he kissed her once more before pushing himself in, as far as he could go, his head falling to the side of hers as he felt her around him. For the first time... Fuck. He couldn't do anything about it, not now. He'd have to improvise later, just trust that pulling out would work, but the feeling of having all of Taylor under and around his dick was something unlike he had ever felt before.

Taylor: Feeling Louis' arms wrapping around her thighs and pulling her close was so sexy, just the way that he'd pull her closer like that so that he could give her what she wanted. Her head had fallen back against the hard countertop with a small thud, not hard enough to feel any pain but she just couldn't control her body when he was going down on her like that. The eye contact that she eventually made with him told her nothing about what he was going to do next or what he wanted for her to do, and Louis positioning himself above her caught her off guard for a moment. Grabbing him by the shirt, she pulled him down to her so that she could kiss him again and wrapped her legs around him because she knew exactly what she wanted from him. Taylor didn't expect him to do it, though, remembering his preferences when they'd had sex before and the element of surprise made her moan louder than she would have done otherwise. Feeling and knowing that his dick was in her like that was so hot and intimate, her hand came up to lace in his hair as she, too, tried to pull herself together.

Louis: Everything that had happened had been leading up to this moment. He had no idea if it was the fact that he was actually really really hot for her or how he hadn't even thought of slipping in a condom because deep in his mind he actually really did trust her, but how he felt right now was sky rocket high. Feeling her legs around his waist and his lips on hers, pressing her down and kissing her like there was no tomorrow, Louis started moving his hips, pushing in and out of her with short but strong movements, moaning into the kiss. His forearms against the hard marble allowed his hands to mesh into her hair, moaning quietly into her lips.

Taylor: Being pushed back against the counter under the length of Louis' body was hot, the discomfort of the situation completely removed by the fact that her mind was too busy in heaven to really take any of that shit into consideration. Her usual method of grabbing at bedsheets to keep herself from descending into a mess underneath him was replaced with her hand grabbing at the fabric of his shirt. She'd never done anything like this before, but she needed Louis in a way that she hadn't with any other guy she'd been with. That kind of lust for someone pushed her out of her comfort zone and made her recognize how he was so different from anyone else she'd been with, and she appreciated every single one of those differences.

Louis: His fingers gripped tightly on her hair, tugging at it gently with the swaying of his body, moving at an exact tandem with hers, small grunts and moans escaping his lips into hers. Their tongues warred with each other, and in a situation where most of the times he'd rather pull back and talk to her, get some kind of feedback, he was in some sort of frenzy right now, he couldn't get enough of her. His knees pushed up from the counter as he tried to find a new angle to push against Taylor, the new support allowing him to use one of his hands to grab at her waist and make the thrusting even harder.

Taylor: For the most part, Taylor's moans were getting lost somewhere in Louis' lips and any part of her logical thinking had been abandoned on the side alongside the rest of their food. Lou was fucking her relentlessly, her body bouncing back to meet his hips each time and all that filled the kitchen was moaning and the hot sound of skin-on-skin. His new angle hit her just in the right spot, her eyes opening so that she could see her boyfriend each time that he hit it. The harder that he pulled her towards him using his hands at her waist, the harder he hit that spot inside of her and her moans grew loud and desperate. "Right there, baby - fuck. Harder and right there, Lou."

Louis: Louis growled quietly as he picked up his pace and did exactly what Taylor asked. That was him, and especially right now, he'd do anything to get to hear that voice again begging him to do things, the moans that could play on repeat forever and the desperation in her voice that clearly showed that everything he was doing was pushing her to the edge. He took her words and did it, thrusting harder into her, the sound of the bodies colliding filling the room as he grunted, his fingers so tight on her waist she was worried he'd leave a permanent indent "Oh.. Fuck yeah, baby girl... You like that?"

Taylor: She was truly a mess underneath him now as he made her feel like her head was in the clouds each time that he fucked back into her, an arm reaching out as though pointlessly searching for something to steady herself with but just knocking some of the stuff on the countertop onto the floor in the process. Not that Taylor cared, of course, her attention never leaving Louis as she took in the way that he was reacting and becoming beyond turned on from what she was seeing. Tay opened her mouth to respond to him, a series of moans slipping out instead. "So perfect," was her lame first attempt at answering his question, "you feel so fucking good, babe. You're so hot, I-" she accidentally cut herself off with a moan, reaching a hand down to touch herself as she couldn't be patient when it felt as good as that.

Louis: The sound of... Something, what it was way beyond his point of focus, brought him back a little bit, his eyes trying to find something but landing straight on Taylor once again, the sight of her writhing and fighting herself under him was a sight for sore eyes. He bit on his lower lip when he saw how her hand was going down to touch herself, trying to pull himself back. He knew she told him she was on the pill, but a part of him knew better, and Louis tried to push the knot back, to stop himself from just letting go. Instead, he kept pushing inside of her but had his mind still on that. "You look so fucking beautiful" He said with a groan, the hand that was on her waist now dropping it so that it went back against the counter and he pushed himself down and further into her. His now free hand went to push her shirt up and move her bra aside, his mouth latching onto her breast, tongue flicking at her nipple viciously.

Taylor: Her eyes never left Louis and so she could see his reactions to everything that she was doing. The way that he watched her hand travel down her own body, his reaction to that movement making Taylor smirk a little. She felt confident and sexy with his eyes on her like that, something about the way that he brought out the best in her and constantly made her feel comfortable around him. Between Louis' mouth on her nipple and the way that she was rubbing herself in time with his dick fucking into her, Taylor had no chance when it came to lasting much longer. Her spare hand found his back, nails digging in a little as she could feel herself getting closer.

Louis: The feeling of Taylor's nails scraping down his back, even if his shirt was still on, he knew it'd leave a mark and as much as his mates would tease him if he went back home with them, they wouldn't see how beautiful Taylor looked right now, and they wouldn't know how worth the pain they were. The stinging of her fingernails on his back brought animal Louis back, a growl coming back again that made his thrusts even harder and deeper, finding her numbing spot with his tip every time he pushed, and his lips now switched sides to her other breast. He could feel her tightening around him, making him moan against her nipples before going back up to her lips, kissing her "Come on, baby girl, let go... I wanna feel you all around me"

Taylor: Her resistance of letting her body win and allowing herself to cum was because she just didn't want it to be over. She wanted to keep Louis this way forever; all of his attention focused on her, hips fucking himself into her relentlessly, eyes clouded with a sexy layer of lust and mouth littering the air with curse words and grunts. Easily, the sight in front of her was the most attractive she'd ever seen, so it annoyed her to no end when her eyes slipped shut and she felt herself lift her hips up off of the counter a little and her hands grab onto his shirt desperately. "Baby m'so close," her words barely came out as a mumble, returning his kisses even though she was essentially just moaning into his mouth at this point and she felt her body give in. Her knees went weak, her hips dropping down to the counter again as the orgasm hit her. Taylor pulled back from kissing Louis since she couldn't even focus enough for that anymore, his name spilling from her lips amongst her moaning as she felt her muscles going tight around his dick.

Louis: Feeling her hands grabbing at his shirt, he knew she was closer and closer by the second. He wanted to make sure she got off before he did because he couldn't really do it at the same time "Do it, baby" He whispered back at her, kissing the corner of her lips, he could never get enough of her as a whole. Louis kept pushing in, his mind half focused on Taylor and half on himself, the spasm of Taylor's walls around him indicated she had indeed finally let herself go, and the look on her face did the same thing. He kept pushing in, holding the air in his lungs as if it were the same thing, he moved to allow her to ride the orgasm out, filling her face and neck with short, sweet kisses, the hand that was in her hair brushing off her eyes. He waited until she was calm once again before pulling himself out of her, still hard, but she was worth it.

Taylor: It took a few moments of Taylor regaining her ability to process any logical thoughts before it properly occurred to her that Louis hadn't been able to orgsam himself. For a brief moment she was confused before it occurred to her that of course he wouldn't since they hadn't used a condom. Tay let the thought about how hot it was that she'd finally cum properly on Louis' dick pass through her mind before she licked her lips and spoke for the first time since getting coherant thoughts back, "d'ya wanna fuck my mouth, baby?" Her hands reached out to place themselves on his hips and attempt to pull him forwards towards her, eyes trained on his dick and thinking about how big and hot he was going to be in her mouth.

Louis: Louis was still over Taylor, since the counter didn't really allow him much space to fall beside her. His eyes were closed and head was resting on her shoulder, but his senses came back to him when he heard her speak. "I... You'd do that for me?" He asked. He never ever just expected head. He knew it was something that could be awkward for some people, just like some lads didn't like to eat out their girls... Idiots, in his eyes, but still, normal. So when Taylor offered, it did startle him a bit "I'd... I mean, I'd love to" He said, leaning down to kiss her lips softly.

Taylor: As his head rested on her shoulder, she threaded her fingers through his hair softly and enjoyed the sweet moment as they both got their shit together. Taylor was a bit confused by his reaction, not sure if it was because he didn't want to or if it were something else, "of course I would. I want to." After returning the soft and sweet kiss, Tay lifted herself up so she was being lifted up on her forearms against the counter behind her. The lack of space meant that the couple would have to make do with the room that they had, and so Taylor reached out a hand again to try to pull him forwards so that she could take the dick in her mouth.

Louis: Again, complete and utter surprise. And not because he didn't want to or he wasn't excited, oh no, he really... Really was. Getting to fuck Taylor Swift was great. But getting to fuck every single bit of her was even better. Louis moved with her, slowly lining himself in with Taylor's mouth and waiting for her to open it before he gently stuck his cock in, the warm feeling of her lips around it again making him shudder. Boy, was he not gonna last long at all "Oh... Fuck"

Taylor: As she felt Louis' dick against her lips she licked it softly and teasingly before opening her mouth and letting him in. He was sexy as fuck as she looked up to make eye contact with him, taking him as deeply as she could manage and letting herself get used to the feeling for a moment before pulling her head back. The way that she was propped up on her forearms meant that she couldn't move back completely and then take his dick in her mouth all over again, but it did allow her to move back a little way before taking him once more.

Louis: The last thing he wanted to do was hurt her, but after the way Louis had been fucking her senseless before, it was very -very- hard to hold himself back. The boy moaned quietly, biting on his lower lip and moving his hips to match the movement of Taylor's head "Fuck.. God, that mouth of yours" He said with a grunt, this time pushing in a bit further until he touched the top of her mouth, God he was gonna kill himself.

Taylor: She smirked a little - or as best as she could with her lips wrapped around his cock - as he cursed, happy that she could have this kind of a control over him as she let her tongue play with the head of his dick. She moved her tongue around it before focusing on the tip and flicking her tongue over it a couple of times. Careful that she could take it as he pushed hismelf in deeper, she felt him touch the top of her mouth and held it there for a few moments whilst moaning softly sos that he could feel the vibrations. After a moment she pulled back again, faster this time as she aimed to work up a rhythm and allow him to fuck her face properly and get him to cum for her.

-- lost stuff because i’m an idiot who didn’t save it AGAIN but he came, they realised they were on their come down when they realized the chicken was burning. tbh only like two replies are missing here --

Louis: Louis couldn't help it but just laugh. There they stood, bottom half naked, hair's a mess, burnt chicken in the oven and even so, he had just had one of the best moments of his life. While Taylor run to the oven, the boy bent down and picked his briefs up, sliding into them. Walking towards where she stood, he wrapped his arms around her, pressing lazy kisses over her shoulder, this time not sexy but just full of love and sweetness. "Seeing as the chips are on the floor and that's basically charcoal... D'you wanna order pizza?" He asked, his lips finding her cheek with a quiet chuckle.

Taylor: At first Taylor was super annoyed, her perfectionism shining through and getting agitated at the fact that not only did half of their meal not make it to be cooked, but the half that did make it ended up being ruined anyways. That was nowhere near the perfection that she strived for, yet Louis' laugh somehow made everything about the situation lighthearted and she couldn't help but laugh as well. She abandoned the chicken, telling herself that she'd deal with it later, and immersed herself in Louis' arms. "Yeah. Yeah, that sounds like a good idea," she agreed with only a little of her frustration showing through her voice. "Let me just -" she pulled away reluctantly and fished around in her jeans for her underwear and slipping them off, ditching her jeans and shoes there on the kitchen floor and making a mental note to deal with them later as well. "I can't believe we just did that," she said after a moment, referring to them letting the chicken burn.

Louis: Louis unwrapped his arms from Taylor's waist and allowed her to wander off and find her underwear. Not that he'd ever complain about seeing her naked, but something about what had just happened and now both of them just being free in their underwear made the Brit chuckle, shaking his head and pushing a hand through his hair. Once she did come back, he wrapped his arms around her and showed her a smile "That as in our first kitchen sex?" He asked, leaning down to capture her lips in his briefly "Get used to it, I plan on christening every single surface I can take you on" He spoke close to her lips, a cheshire smile on his lips as he caught hers again.

Taylor: Taylor laughed because no, she hadn't been referring to their first kitchen sex, but his words made her stomach do flip flops as her mind raced through everything else that they'd get to do together and a smirk reached her lips. "Mm, can't wait to see where's next, babe," she spoke lowly in between kisses, arms wrapping around her boyfriend's neck and holding him tight against her for a moment and letting herself think about how lucky she was that a man who could get anyone that he wanted has chosen to be with her. "C'mon, let's get pizza," she said after a few moments, one last kiss to his cheek before she let go reluctantly and bent down to get her phone out of her abandoned jeans pocket so she could bring up the app for the nearest pizza place.

Louis: Louis smiled between kisses, his arms bringing Taylor as close as he could to him. The promise of pizza with Taylor was good, but the idea of getting to do everything else he wanted to do with Taylor slightly overshadowed it, and he couldn't wait for it. Watching her bend down, the Brit walked past her, but not before pinching her bum, and reached the other side of the counter, winking at her once she looked at him with a laugh.

Taylor: She'd pulled her phone out of the pocket by the time that she felt him pinch her ass, tossing the clothing aside and standing up before laughing and turning to look at Louis. "You just can't get enough, can you babe?" she said through laughter, moving over to grab his hand and start heading back through to the lounge area as she scrolled through the app after using her thumb to unlock the phone. "This is the part that really tests our relationship, to see if you judge me for getting pineapple on my pizza.." she stood, staring down at her phone to figure out what she wanted before passing it over to Louis to decide what he wanted. When her hands were free, she turned her attention to the fireplace in her lounge and went about lighting it. Nothing made Tay more happy than cosy nights in, and one snuggled up with Lou would be even better.

Louis: He laughed at her reaction, rolling his eyes and shaking his head "I don't think I'll ever be able too, darling" He said. Once she reached out to grab his hand, he took it gladly and followed her, falling on the couch with a thud, sighing happily. His legs were happy they could rest again. Kicking them up onto the coffee table, he watched her pull up the pizza app and laughed when she ordered hers Hawaiian style "Oi, I'm an equal opportunity pizza lover, so I'll never judge you. I'm a man of simple pleasures, so just cheese is best for me" He said with a big grin, taking the phone from her and ordering his before sending it. "D'you need help, love"

Taylor: Looking down, she scrunched her nose up a little as he said what he was ordering, "just cheese? I know you were nice enough to not judge me for getting pineapple and I appreciate that but.. I'm kind of judging you for just getting cheese?" she asked as she kept sorting the fire out, shaking her head a little from where she was crouched down in front of it. "You're good, babe, but thanks -" when it had gotten going, she stood back up and made her way over to let herself fall back on the couch next to Lou. She was grateful for the simple comfort of his body next to hers, feeling so relaxed in a huge contrast to how she'd felt fifteen minutes ago.

Louis: "Oi, don't be a git" He teased her with the little British slang she hadn't yet gotten used to, but he knew she would... Or at least he hoped she would. Watching her come back to him, he opened his arms and just welcomed her in, looking down at her before finding her lips to kiss them gently, before popping a kiss on her nose and smiling "Hey" God, he hadn't been this happy in a very long time.

Taylor: Taylor didn't exactly know what a 'git' was but the tone in his voice meant that she couldn't take it offensively so it seemed like he really didn't mean it that way. The sight of Louis pulling her in with open arms made Taylor endlessly happy, and she allowed herself to fall into them and swung her legs so that they were resting over his. Her laugh came out more like a giggle as he kissed her nose, leaning forwards to kiss his cheek in exchange, "why hey there, handsome."

Louis: Louis' arms went around Taylor's waist tightly, pulling her towards him. It was a contrast, how his arms were still in the same position, but now he just allowed his head to rest over hers and a happy sigh came out of his lungs instead of a moan. "I like this... I really do" He verbalized without even thinking about it, allowing himself to get comfortable.

Taylor: Louis' happiness was evident in his voice, the way that he was holding her, the way that he seemed so relaxed. It reflected onto Taylor, making her feel happier than she already was because of the fact that she knew that she was making him happy as well. "Me, too. I like you," her voice was soft but she put more emphasis on the 'you', tucking herself into underneath his chin and being grateful that he couldn't see the ridiculously goofy smile that had spread over her face. "But hey, I'm glad you're liking this. I'm glad that the deep feeling of regret hasn't settled into you just yet," her voice was playful, arm snaking across his chest in return.

Louis: Hearing her say that she liked him would never ever get old. Any way she said it, in any tone, would still make him smile like an absolute idiot and... Nothing would ever probably change that. Changing one of his hands to her shoulder, he rubbed her arm up and down. Her words made him chuckle, shrugging "Just yet is the right term, and yet is the key word... Let's hope that never gets here, alright?" Het told her, kissing the top of her head "Where's the girls? D'you reckon we scared them off?"

Taylor: Upon his asking about the cats, Taylor brought her head out from where it was resting against him and looked around. He was right - there was no sign of Meredith and Olivia. This probably meant that Mere had Ollie in a headlock somewhere in the house and was trying to steal her lunch money. Then it occurred to her - what if they'd seen them fucking on the counter? Tay moved to look at Louis with her mouth open a little, mortified at the thought of her babies seeing her like that - "Oh god, do you think they saw? And they ran away from home?"Taylor moved so that she was reaching across Louis to get to a side table that sat next to the couch. She reached down to pull open a little drawer on it, grabbing some cat treats and closing it again before taking her seat next to Lou. Pausing for a moment, Taylor tried to hear if the movement of the packaging had attracted any cats, but she didn't hear any footsteps or see any cats emerge, "oh my God, they hate me."

Louis: Louis looked at the sheer concern in Taylor's face and tried his best to stay serious and be a comprehensive boyfriend, but as soon as the concern turned into something actually real, he couldn't help it but just crack up a smile before trying to scoff a laugh down. "Are you... Babe, I'm sure they didn't see, and if they saw, they're fine" He said with a smile. Watching her stretch over him, he lifted his hands up to give her more space, rubbing her back a little before she got back upright. The sound of the treat bag made Louis look around, but no cats were seen "Don't be silly, girl, I'm sure they're napping somewhere"

Taylor: "It's not funny!" Taylor said instantly, thwacking Louis lightly with the back of her hand before she resumed looking around for the cats to come running at her. "You're sure? How sure?" she asked, moving the packet around even more in the hope that at least Olivia would come to love her, "because right now I'm not so sure. Poor girls are probably traumatized."

Louis: Louis flinched at the swat of Taylor's hands, putting his hands up in surrender and chuckling "Oi, no violence!" He said with a chuckle. The desperate way she moved the packet around made him smile and roll his eyes. "Girl, they're not... I'm sure they don't even understand it, don't worry about it. D'you wanna go look for them?" He asked, taking the packet of treats from her to prevent her from flinging it about the room in hopes that it would attract the kittens.

Taylor: "Sorry, sorry, sorry, I'm just a worried cat mom," she apologized, reaching over to kiss him quickly before resuming the shaking of the packet in a desperate attempt to get the cats to love her. "Of course they don't understand it.. Meredith is only six, Lou," she gave Louis the most seriously concerned look that she could but her last statement had been ridiculous even for her and she couldn't hold back the amused smile. "Maybe I should. I am kind of worried now, they normally love lying in front of the fire and getting food," she ended her talking with a pout as he took the packet away even if it was for her own sanity and safety so it didn't end up hitting one of them over the head when she shook it too hard.

Louis: Louis smiled into the kiss and rolled his eyes with a sigh. "You know, you're adorable when you're worried" He said with a smile, wrapping his arms around her shoulders and bringing her in for a short hug, kissing the side of her head. Hearing how Meredith wouldn't understand 'just because she was six' and not because she was a cat made him chuckle, rolling his eyes. The packet of treats was now set down on the table where it had come from, and seeing as how his girlfriend would not settle down, the boy moved around her and stepped up, offering his hands to her then "Come on then, let's go for a kitty hunt. And I promise I won't get too handsy"

Taylor: "Oooh, you say that now," Taylor said quietly, letting herself be pulled into the hug as she thought about how she spent a majority of her time worried about something that she probably didn't even need to worry about. Like now, for example. She felt bad that they couldn't just sit down and relax for the evening, but a kitty hunt was what Taylor needed to ease her worrying mind and so she took his hands and got up off of the couch. "'Kay. We can find them, bring them back here in front of the fire and then finally have a relaxing evening, I promise." Taylor made her way around the couch, hand still holding Louis' and swinging between them as she figured to start with the bottom floor of the house. The nearest room was the music room which held her piano, guitars, song books and such. The door was slightly ajar so a cat could've been in there so she nudged it open with her foot and flicked on the light - no cat in sight.

Louis: She did look absolutely gorgeous. Worried, not worried, any time, he looked at her and he was in awe of how she was so effortlessly beautiful. Letting their hands link together and bringing the back of it to press a kiss, he quickly reached out for the treat bag before Louis followed Taylor outside of the lounge area. "Alright, where have they hidden before, baby?" He asked, looking around for little sneaking places for the girls.

Taylor: "Okay, I'm about to throw a lot of information at you right now, so buckle up, babe," she warned as she tucked some of her curly blonde hair behind her ear and looked under the piano. "Meredith likes to be under things. So she could be under a bed, a chair, if she gets into a closet then she might be under some clothes in there. I've found her under bedsheets and once she was like sandwiched under my pillows. Olivia prefers to be up high. So she might have gotten on top of anything. So it's like, searching high and low for these two. It really is a mission." Taylor could already recognize how ridiculous they looked from a third party perspective. Two grown adults in a shirt and underwear, hunting down a pair of cats with their evening instead of doing actually cool things with their time. "Dibbles, you up there?" Taylor was now standing on her piano stool, looking on top of the shelves of songbooks and awards that lined the walls before giving up and mentally marking that room down as a 'no'.

Louis: Louis couldn't help it but keep his eyebrows up in sheer surprise. He had never been a cat person, to be honest, so the fact that someone could know so much about them was astonishing. Let alone that, not only one cat but two, so he really did admire Taylor for getting to know her cats well enough to know as a fact where they could be hidden. Watching her start searching for Olivia, he decided to take the hateful one. "Mer... Meredith?" He spoke, bending down to the ground and looking under the book shelves and chairs "Nope... Ollie?" He asked, looking up at her

Taylor: Taylor didn't want to admit it out loud but it made more sense for Louis to look for Meredith considering the cat actually liked him - and no, she wasn't still bitter about that. Nope. Not at all. Tay shook her head 'no' in answer to Louis' question, hopping down from the stool and moving to vacate the room and close the door behind them so it was a definite 'no cat' zone. The house was pretty big, but luckily where they'd only just gotten back most of the doors to rooms were shut and so it'd make their hunt a lot easier. Moving along the hall,she poked her head around the door to look into the dining room but there wasn't much furniture in there really and after checking Olivia wasn't disguised sat on any of the dining chairs that were tucked under the table, Taylor looked at Louis and shook her head 'no' before closing the door.

Louis: Louis went from looking like he was having fun and laughing about it to getting a little serious and sad when they went into the second room and they weren't there. Not because he was worried they'd run off, of course not, but because of the look Taylor had on her face. It killed him to see her like that, it was like one of those mums who lost their kid at Waitrose, and he hated it. He reached out for her hand as he followed her into the next room, pulling her close "I'm sure they're in here somewhere, love"

Taylor: Taylor nodded, knowing that the girls had to be somewhere and they'd find them eventually. She was just grumpy because the cats weren't running up to her and wanting cuddles but they were cats - they were never like that. Tay just lived in hope that they'd at least come to her for food. As they were walking to the next room, Taylor stopped and put her hand on Lou's chest. "Hang on a minute! When we went upstairs we left the bedroom door open, didn't we?" she pointed out, thinking about it for a few moments before she was at the stairs and taking them two at a time until at the bedroom again.

Louis: Louis followed a very mopey Taylor around and sighed, wishing he had a magical cat detector to be able to tell them where the hell the two cats were. He was walking around, looking around low and high places for them, before she put her hand on his chest, startling him completely and starting to talk. He had no idea what she said, she spoke way too fast, but as she turned around and started running up the stairs, Louis couldn't to anything else but follow "Alright, love... Explanation please?"

Taylor: She was right, they had left the door open. Taylor could hear Louis following cluelessly behind her and she slowed down a little, waiting for him to catch up before she pushed the door open a little more than it already was. At first glance there were no cats, but she had a feeling they were in here somewhere. "See, before in my singledom when it was just me and the cats, I'd probably be in bed by now watching something on the TV. Like.. seriously, since August the three of us would be in bed by now and I'm thinking they might still be in that routine.."

Louis: Louis was a little out of breath when he got up the stairs, mainly because he had wasted his energy... Elsewhere, but he was getting back up at it, so when he got up to the room next to Taylor, he took a deep breath. Looking around the room, nothing really seemed different. Standing behind her as she spoke, Louis laughed and shrugged his shoulders, kissing her cheek from behind "I don't see the wrong in there... And I don't see why it has to change, except three there could be four" He said in a sugestive tone

Taylor: "I don't see the wrong in it either, I mean, it's a little lame - but I'm very lame." Taylor turned a little to look at him, smiling softly, "you're more than welcome to join us, Lou, but we gotta find them first." Tay walked into the room, looking around a little up high to see if Olivia was on any cabinets and checking on top of her bed for any lumps in the quilts that the cats might have crawled into. "I'm just gonna check in here, babe," Tay said to Louis as she walked over to the door to her closet. It was already a little ajar, but she pulled it open some more and walked into it. She pulled one of the comfy benches to the side with the shelves on it, standing on it to peek into the top units where she stored seasonal clothes she didn't use all of the time. Taylor knew that Olivia liked to jump from shelf to shelf to get to the highest ones sometimes. "Aha! Gotcha," Tay held her hand out to a white ball of fluff and the cat came over, friendly as ever.

Louis: Louis smiled widely. He loved this. He hadn't really felt like this, so comfortable in being homely... In thinking of the idea of a home, with anyone until Taylor came along, and he had had his fair share of long relationships. Taylor just made it easy. Watching her walk away and speak when she found the cat, he clapped his hands "Alright, one down, one to go. Where's your sister, Dibbles?" He asked, walking over to her and petting the small white cat.

Taylor: Usually she shut her closet door, or at least her bedroom door, but obviously having forgotten this time and the cats finding their way in there meant that it made sense that they hadn't heard the movement of the treat bag. But now that Olivia could see that Louis was holding it, all of a sudden he was her favorite thing in the world and she was rubbing her head against his hand in attempt to get what she wanted. Laughing softly at how adorable Dibbles was, Tay hopped off of what she was standing on. "She's not going to tell you that. She's loyal to Meredith. But we'll find her, I know it."

Louis: Louis smiled widely at the little cat, the treat bag on his other hand making noises "Oohh, you want some of these?" He asked, shaking the treat bag around a little bit more before looking up at her mum. He offered his hands for Taylor to take when she got off, but instantly put them down when she did it all by herself. Opening the small packet, he placed a treat on the palm of his hand, waiting for Olivia to take it once Taylor got close. He looked down at the bag and then back up at Taylor "Have you ever eaten one of these?"

Taylor: Taylor bit her bottom lip, determined to bite back the smile that was going to take over her face as Louis interacted with Olivia. She then started to look under things for Meredith. Under the shoe racks, under the vanity at the end of the room, under the hanging clothes in one of the closets that she'd left open. When Lou asked her the question, she stopped to turn to look at him, "are you asking because you're curious to try one? I won't judge you, boy, I promise."

Louis: The cats were so important to Taylor, it gave Louis some pretty important flash forward looks. He wanted kids. More kids. A million kids, if it were up to him. Even though he didn't want them right now, and as much as he thought Taylor was really special and maybe more than just special, he didn't wanna name any names. But seeing her interact with her cats... He knew she'd be a wonderful mom, and he'd be a lucky guy to be the father of those kids. "I... Dunno, I mean, I proof-eat anything Freddie eats... Maybe you did the same"

Taylor: "Maybe I'm a bad cat mom - a fact that would break my heart - but I've never proof-eaten any of their treats." Her attention turned back to searching for Meredith, getting the impression that she must be in the bedroom instead of in the wardrobe room but wanting to be 100% sure before she ruled it as a 'no'. "Maybe you should take one for the team and proof-eat it for them now? Be the parent that they deserve."

Louis: Louis laughed and shook his head "Oh no, you're not a bad mum... You're just not a top mum. A 10/10 mum" He tried to guilt trip Taylor into eating a cat treat, chuckling, but the tables turned on him as she offered him one "Oi, I'm not their dad" 'though I could be' he thought "You're mum. Maybe you should become top mum"

Taylor: "So.. I'm a 6/10 mom? Slightly above average, not quite the best?" Tay wondered out loud, eyebrow arching up at Louis as she started to catch onto what he was trying to get her to do. "No, maybe you're not their dad, but Meredith already likes you more than she likes me and Dibbles is pretty fond of you right now," Tay gestured towards the white cat who was perched on the edge of the shelf and paying close attention to the treat bag Lou was holding. "Maybe you need to show me why they love you so much, and try the cat treat with them. It's something you can bond over."

Louis: Louis laughed and looked down at the treat bag, his eyes going over his shoulder at Olivia who was now just looking at him, as if she had been caught red handed. "D'you know what... I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it for the wellbeing of your cats" He said "Come here, Dibbles" He called the kitten out, taking a seat on the bed. The moment the bag tore open, Olivia was right next to him. He picked out two tiny treats and placed one on the bed for the cat and, timing it, he took one in his mouth at the same time. "It's... Dear.. It's not as bad as you think, but it's nowhere near good, how'dyou eat this crap, Liv?" He joked, trying to pass it down his throat.

Taylor: Taylor wasn't entirely sure what was happening, following Louis over to the bed and putting her quest of hunting down Meredith on pause for a moment. Olivia followed the bag, concerned with nothing else other than getting the food and, as soon as the treat was on the bed, she happily tucked in. Taylor's eyes were on Louis, though, head cocked to the side in curiosity as she waited for the review. "Well maybe I need to find some cat treats that you like, babe. So when all three of you are good, I can treat you all the same thing." Taylor was shaking her head in amusement as Lou finshed up the treat, but at least happy to see that the commotion had caused Meredith to come out from wherever the hell she was and jump up on the bed next to Louis and start pawing the bag.

Louis: Louis chewed on the little treat the turned to crumbles in his mouth. It didn't really taste all that bad, tasted closer to granola than anything else, but granola and... Dirt. And it just tasted like what cats smell like. So when he heard her talk and tease him again, he rolled his eyes. Those same eyes shot open when he felt the bed bounce "Hey Mer" He said with a grin, opening the bag and putting down another treat for Olivia and giving one to Meredith. "So when I'm a good boy I get a treat? I think you should taste them too, come here, give me a kiss"

Taylor: Taylor had gotten comfortable, back leaning against the doorframe to her closet as he watched the two cats and her boyfriend interact. It was an endlessly happy sight. It looked and felt like home to her, and it made her feel so happy that she could almost push aside her jealousy at the fact that Meredith already preferred him. Almost but not quite. After he'd given the treats a review of 'nowhere near good', Taylor wasn't really keen on giving them a go. So when Lou requested a kiss, she shook her head and crossed her arms over her chest, still leaning against the doorframe. "That's definitely not going to happen, we've got pizza coming and I'm not gonna let your gross tasting kisses ruin my appetite."

Louis: Louis looked at her and laughed "Did you hear that, girls? Mummy doesn't wanna give me a kiss, after I proof tasted your treats. I could've been killed if it was poison for people... She clearly doesn't appreciate the struggle I go through. And only after.. What, a short time dating?" He addressed the cats, shaking his head towards Taylor before turning back to them, two more treats coming out of the bag as he pet them while they munched happily.

Taylor: Taylor's head was shaking a little in disbelief, entertained by the situation and by the way that the cats were watching him as though they understood what he was saying. "Is this gonna be our first argument, 'cos you can't go using the kids against me - that's just not fair," she tried to reason, although the smile she was failing to hold back really undermined her statement. "You did a brave thing, eating those treats. You should be super proud of yourself. The cats love you eternally now, I don't need to try it. I don't want to steal your glory, babe."

Louis: "It doesn't have to be an argument if you just come up here and kiss me" He said with a laugh. Closing the bag of treats up and setting it on the bedside table, the boy stood up and walked over to Taylor, wrapping his arms around her waist and pulling her close to him "Oh come on, baby girl... Give me a kiss" He said, his hands sliding down onto her bare thighs and rubbing small circles on her skin lovingly.

Taylor: "It doesn't have to be an argument if you just stop trying to get me to taste gross stuff," she countered, head shaking 'no' as her arms reached out to wrap around Louis in return. "You're not going to give up, are ya?" she asked, moving to the side and giving him a kiss on the cheek and pulling back with a 'mwah'. "There you go. You're welcome." Tay was sort of hoping for the buzzer to go saying their food was there, legs ready for a quick escape if he was going to go for a proper kiss.

Louis: Louis narrowed his eyes at her. He was extremely appreciative of the cheek kiss he got, but no, he wanted her to taste the same terrible cat taste he had, so as soon as she pulled back, he scoffed "Cop out, absolute cop out... Come on, baby" He said, putting his hands over her butt and pulling her close to him, as if they hadn't had enough closeness on the kitchen counter, the heat of Taylor's body was something he'd always want.

Taylor: She bit her bottom lip lightly waiting for his response, laughing because yeah.. it was a cop out. Pretending to think about it for a moment, she eventually leaned forward to press her lips to his in a quick closed-mouth kiss. It was the kind of kiss that little kids probably gave each other, innocent and cute and definitely not what Louis wanted as she pulled back. Within a breath, she'd wiggled out of his arms and was running down the hall and calling out behind her, "brush your teeth, loser."

Louis: The sound of her laughter was right up there with Freddie's voice and her moans as some of the best things in the world to hear. He'd do anything, just about anything, to hear her laugh, so if this was making her laugh, he'd do it forever. The cute quick kiss had him smiling, which meant he let his guard down enough to have her run away from him. He gasped at her words and looked at the cats "Excuse me girls, I'm gonna go get your mum now" He said before breaking into a sprint down the hallway "You're gonna be brushing your teeth for weeks when I get you, Swift"

Taylor: Taylor wasn't exactly sure what she'd planned would happen from running away, since Louis could probably catch up to her in seconds. But she was giving it a shot, already at the stairs by the time that Louis had come out of the bedroom and taking the stairs as quickly as she could without falling flat on her face. "Bring it!" she shouted over her shoulder, jumping up on the couch in the lounge and grabbing at the cushions. Knowing that he'd catch her if she kept trying to run, having some kind of attack was the first thing that she thought of and she was ready to launch them if he tried to get close.</p>

Louis: If anyone had told him a month ago that he'd be running after Taylor Swift while they were both in their underwear after having sex on her kitchen counter trying to kiss her after eating a cat treat, he would've told them they were off their heads. But right now, thinking it to himself, nothing ever felt more natural. He'd chase after her every day if it got him to spend the night with her, and he was just mad for that girl. Running down the hallway and hopping down the stairs, he saw her armed on the couch "Oh this is the game then?" He said, crossing his arms over his face as a shield expecting the ammo being thrown at him as he moved forward.

Taylor: Tay tried to map his movements ahead of time, only planning to resort to the cushions as a last option because she only had two of them and for every one that she threw at him, she'd be giving him one to throw back. "This is the game, and you're gonna lose so let's all be pals. Let's draw a line under this, you go and brush your teeth and I'll wait for the food and we can move on.." her voice was calmly trying to reason with Louis, but she could tell it wasn't getting anywhere. She had her foot on the arm of the couch furthest away from where Louis was approaching from, ready to throw the cushions at him and jump over.

Louis: It was like a Terminator movie, Louis was showing no signs of backing out, and neither was Taylor. Not even after her small peace offering, the Brit shook his head "Oh no, forget about it, girl" He said with a laugh, walking up to her and trying to grab at her, dodging pillows and grabbing the few he could before throwing them behind him. If she didn't have them and he didn't either, they're less missiles he could be hit with.

Taylor: "Well shit," Taylor laughed as she was cushionless. She'd at least anticipated them being thrown back so she'd have another shot at throwing them, she knew that just generally running laps around the house wouldn't get her very far against him. Her feet were now back on the ground, backing up and away from Louis with her arms outstretched in front of her as though she were ready to karate chop him if he got within a reaching distance. "We should not be resolving conflict like this with the kids upstairs, Tomlinson."

Louis: Louis smiled widely as she saw Taylor reaching around, trying to find more cushions, and finding nothing. Bingo. He kept walking, getting closer and closer, seeing her back up and following that same path until she hit one of the living room walls. His hands went straight to her waist before they found the wall, pinning her there, his forehead went to find hers, so close he could feel her breath on his lips, his nose bumping on hers "Taylor Swift... I'm gonna give you one last chance to kiss me willingly or I'm gonna make it real uncomfortable for you" He teased her with a smirk.

Taylor: Tay really was anticipating a defeat at this point, but she wasn't going to go down without a last attempt to avoid the gross taste. Her back against the wall and stuck there against Louis' body, Taylor was starting to lose her train of thought from how close they were. The most annoying part was that she let herself look down at his lips and he was making her want to kiss them, but she couldn't let him know that. She still didn't want to taste gross cat food and so she pressed her lips together tightly, shaking her head to indicate that she wasn't going to even part her lips to talk, let alone to let him kiss her.

Louis: Louis smiled, shaking his head "So this is how it's gonna go down?" Louis would never do anything to Taylor, much less anything she didn't want to. If she ever gave any real signs of being uncomfortable, he'd stop right then and there and hate himself for bringing her to such a point, but this was all fun and games to him. He begun kissing her lips a couple times, short sweet kisses, before going to her cheek, down to her neck "Come on, baby girl, give me a kiss"

Taylor: The short and sweet kisses were hard to fight against, and she wanted to wrap her arms around him and return them but she knew that they wouldn't stay short and sweet for long. "Why can't you be a normal boyfriend and not eat my cat's food? Then this wouldn't be an issue.." she pointed out, very aware of any possible sudden movements from Louis now that she'd opened her mouth again. Deciding it wasn't a good idea, her lips closed tightly again even though her hands pushed up under his shirt to feel his wam skin and to hold him close. Her actions completely opposed one another in terms of displaying what she wanted, but she didn't care.

Louis: Louis chuckled at her question, the breath of his nose coming out hitting her skin and by default his own lips "Normal's a setting on the washing machine, baby girl. A little more time with me and you'll figure out I'm far from normal" He mumbled against her neck, pressing wet, open mouthed kisses all over it. He didn't realize until he started feeling it up in his stomach, but his hips pushed against Taylor's, pressing her and grinding against her on the wall.

Taylor: Taylor couldn't fight the smile from appearing at his words, thinking to herself how she honestly didn't think that she could have him any other way. With each kiss to her neck it was like she forgot what they were even running around the house about, her hands moving across his skin and around to his back to pull him closer. The way that he moved his hips could make even the most stubborn person forget what they were being adamant about, her lips parting so that she could let out a soft moan under her breath.

Louis: The feeling of her hands over his body only pushed Louis even further as to what he wanted to do... Wait, what did he want to do? His mind was fuzzy, and his hands had left the place where they had been strategically placed to hold Taylor down and were now going up her sides. Her moan just drove him off the cliff, making him split away from her neck and gently place his hands on each side of her face, his lips instantly finding hers again, but the reason couldn't be further away from what he had in mind ten minutes ago. Now, he just needed to kiss her.

Taylor: His hands moving up her body like that was making Taylor relax, her muscles sinking into the comfort that she felt whenever she and Louis were in such close proximity. The kiss was welcomed by Taylor, any memory of her climbing over a sofa to get away from him completely wiped by how intoxicated she was with him. It was only when the kiss got deeper, mouths parting together to bring their tongues together, that Taylor was brought back to reality as she felt the rough and dry taste of cat food in her mouth. Pulling away quickly, her nose was scrunched up and head shook quickly, "I'm so glad I didn't eat a whole one of those, jeez."

Louis: Louis hands moved from her face, one went to tangle in her hair and the other one find a place of comfort on her neck, her body still pressed against the wall by the force of his own, and everything right now was incredible. At least for him. When she pulled away, the Brit was brought back with what could only resemble a bucket of cold water, but her words had him chuckling. He opened his eyes just in time to see her scrunch her nose up "Told you I'd get my kiss" He said kissing the tip of her adorably scrunched up nose.

Taylor: Taylor opened her mouth to respond, but the buzzer went for the gate and all that came out of her was a sigh. She didn't want him to take his body away from hers or for his hands to move away, but the poor delivery person was waiting. "So. Which one of us is putting our pants on so we can get the pizza. 'Cos the poor driver doesn't want to see this," she exaggerated her words by bringing her hands down Louis' back to land on his ass, taking the opportunity to pull him tighter against her.

Louis: Saved by the bell... Or cursed by it, at this point, he had no idea. His Calvins had gotten obnoxiously tight again, and the moment Taylor's hands landed on his ass and pulled him closer, he groaned quietly and bit on his lower lip, his hand balling up into a fist and placing it on the wall with a short chuckle "God, you're gonna drive me crazy, baby girl" He said, reaching down to press a kiss on her lips quickly before breaking the contact from their bodies. Jogging to the kitchen, he grabbed his trousers and slipped them on, not even bothering with shoes before he opened the front door and walked up to the gate. He took the pizza from the boy who looked heavily confused with why it wasn't real Taylor Swift opening the door, but he thanked him and walked away, and so did Louis. Once back inside the house, he slammed the door shut "Pizza's here"

Taylor: A small, innocent smile crept onto her face when he said that she was driving him crazy, as though it was entirely unintentional. Masking her disappointment at Louis' knew clothing, Taylor busied herself by getting them both somethiing to drink. A glass of water for each of them sat on the coffee table waiting for them as well as a couple of cans of soda. Tay wasn't the kind of girl who used plates and cutlery for takeaway pizza, so the thought hadn't even crossed her mind to get those as she looked up at Louis from the couch as he came back in the room. "Nice! And you got yours with just cheese, right? I was thinking, you could add the girls' treats as your own topping!"

Louis: The nice chilly LA breeze was good to calm Louis down, get his head back down from the cloud where Taylors' hands had put him on, so in a way, he was kinda happy he'd gotten this turn to get the pizza. God knew that if they hadn't been interrupted, he'd have her against the wall screaming like she was an hour ago. Putting the boxes down on the coffee table where she had set everything up for their dinner, he heard her suggestion and it had him rolling his eyes "Git" He quipped back before kissing her lips quickly and sitting down beside her.

<<b>Taylor: She chuckled at the name that he called her, returning the quick kiss before grabbing the remote and switching the television on. "What do you want to watch, babe?" she asked Louis as she flicked through the options, not liking anything that was on since all that seemed to go by the screen were commercials. "Netflix?" she asked after a moment, turning her attention to the pizza boxes and figuring out which one was hers before flippig the lid open and grabbing the garlic mayo dip that came wedged in the box.

Louis: Louis made himself comfortable on the couch, kicking his feet up on the table and then placing the pizza box on his lap. He loved this, how comfortable they were together. It reminded him of the nights in he used to have with Freddie where they'd do exactly this but with slightly healthier food... Maybe they'd be able to do it together, all three of them at some point. Maybe. "Sure love, whatever you want, I'm not too fussy" He said, picking up the first slice and taking a bite out of it.

Taylor: "That's not very helpful," she pointed out, glancing sideways at Louis and seeing that her boyfriend really was more concerned with his pizza than what they'd be watching. They hadn't been together long enough by this point for Taylor to know what kind of thing he liked watching, so she settled on the Big Bang Theory - everyone loved that show. Whatever they watched, they'd probably end up talking through it anyway. As soon as the series had been selected, Taylor's attention turned back to the pizza as well as she picked up a slice and took a bite. "I still can't believe we burnt the chicken."

Louis: With a mouthful of pizza already when she started to talk, Lou turned his head around and gave her a smile, shrugging and puckering his lips up to send her a kiss, just like what Freddie did. He kept munching through the pizza, his feet moving with the little song that played during the Big Bang Theory intro as he kept happily eating. Her words made him chuckle, putting his pizza down and turning his head to look at her "I've burnt chicken far too many times, so that's no news to me. What is though, is that I can't believe we had sex on that counter. I don't think I've ever shagged anyone on something that small"

Taylor: Rolling her eyes at Louis' childishness, Taylor got lost momentarily as she thought about how someone could look that good when they're just casually eating pizza. She looked back down after a few moments, not wanting to look weird for staring at his eating. Taylor shifted, annoyed that the cushions were halfway across the room and instead tucking her feet underneath her and pulling the box onto her lap. "Well.. I'm honored that my kitchen counter and I hold the record?" Taylor half-asked, not sure how to respond to something like that.

Louis: Louis smiled widely at her. He noticed her staring, but he wasn't gonna point it out, mainly because he was guilty of doing the same thing when she wasn't looking. Or when she was sleeping. She just looked so peaceful.. So happy. Reaching out to grab her hand, the one that wasn't holding the pizza slice, he brought it to his lips and pressing a short kiss on the back of it, he winked quickly at her "Here's to many more records, Swift"

Taylor: Taylor had come to realize that the reason why being with Louis was so easy was because he made it so clear how he felt. The simple movement of a quick kiss to the back of her hand told the blonde everything that she needed to know and it felt like a huge contract from past relationships where she'd never know quite where she stood. It was early days with Lou, and anyting could happen. She just hoped that this one thing would never change. Taylor responded by squeezing his hand softly, "sounds perfect. I aim to hold 'em all. Other than the bad ones.." For a couple who held a lot of world records between them, Tay couldn't help but think that daft ones like this would be the most fun to break.

Louis: Louis was putting away pizza faster than he realized, but the moment he felt Taylor squeeze his hand back, he locked their fingers together and placed it back down on the couch, in the middle of their bodies, but he wasn't letting it go. Something as simple as eating pizza and watching the telly was turned into something incredible with her. The voices from the box droned on as he kept eating. He turned to her and looked down slightly "If I tell Bri I wanna see Freddie tomorrow, d'you wanna do something with us?"

Taylor: Their fingers intertwined and crossing the gap between them was a move that was definitely welcomed by Taylor, since she hadn't been a fan of the gap between them in the first place. She was in the middle of dunking the pizza crust in the dip when Louis asked the question, but it made Taylor stop what she was doing and look back at him with a big grin on her face. "you mean it?" Her blue eyes were wider with excitement and a little bit of surprise that he'd asked her. She was surprised because she knew how important time with Freddie was to Louis and the fact that he wanted her there meant the world to her. And she'd get to see Freddie, of course. "Of course I would, that sounds perfect."

Louis: Louis looked down at their fingers and then back up at her, the excitement on her face making all the fear leave his eyes. Of course he was scared, he was terrified of what Brianna may do when she found out that he had a new girlfriend and that she was seeing Freddie whenever he was, but then she looked at him, big blue eyes smiling at him, and he was gone "Alright... Brilliant. I'll talk to her and try and pick him up early tomorrow, we can go have something to eat "

Taylor: Taylor saw him looking down at their hands and so she squeezed his again, mostly from excitement. She didn't even consider that her going along with them might end up causing trouble, since in Tay's head she didn't know the situation well enough to anticipate that anything bad could come of it. "Sounds good to me. I've been waiting a while now for my second date with Freddie - it's cool that you don't mind chaperoning again."

Louis: Louis looked sideways at her and narrowed his eyes, a smile propping up both the corners of his lips up in his cheeks "Again with you switching teams? Taylor Swift, you cheat" He said with a laugh, letting go of her hand to poke her side quickly before reaching to grab it again, giving it a squeeze and yet another kiss on the back of it. He had gone through his pizza in a blitz, so he closed the lid on the box and placed it down on the table again, leaning over to rest his head on her shoulder with a happy sigh.

Taylor: "What can I say? I like to keep everyone happy," Taylor said innocently, as though she was continuously switching sides for their sake and not for her own. Only midway through her pizza, she figured she was full for now and there was nothing better than cold pizza for breakfast, so she put the box on the coffee table and had a sip of water before leaning back, arm coming around Louis' shoulder and holding him close. Her own head rested on top of his, eyes slipping shut in a moment of genuine contentedness where everything was silent other than the vocie of Sheldon Cooper in the background. "You know, you and pizza might be my favorite combination of all time."

Louis: Louis narrowed his eyes and looked at her with a concerned look on his face "Let's hope you don't feel like making other lads happy, huh" He teased her, knowing full and well that she'd never cheat on him... Right? He wasn't gonna give himself the time of day to think about that, they had just started this and Taylor looked like the kind of girl that wouldn't do that, her songs showed how she had been through it herself. Her words came out like a lullaby, making him smile and close his eyes as well, head turning a second to place a kiss over her shoulder "You're my favorite and I like you" He said, squeezing her hand.

Taylor: Even if he had meant it seriously, Taylor couldn't take what Louis had said seriously because the thought of her even paying any attention like that to another guy whilst she was in a relationship was legitimately laughable to her. She knew what the felt like, and she'd never do it to anybody else. Plus, she could already tell that she'd be a complete idiot if she fucked things up with Lou. "I don't think you have anything to worry about there, babe," she said after a moment, "'cos you're my favorite, too. Can we just do this every evening?"

Louis: Louis smiled and looked up at her, his lips quickly finding her nose and kissing it quickly. "Good, because I'm not that good at sharing, to be quite honest" He confessed, squeezing her hand. Lifting his head up, he shuffled his body along the couch until he was comfortable that his whole body would fit on the long seats and his head could rest of Taylor's lap, and when he was sure of that, he slowly sunk down until he had assumed that position "Alright, now we can do this every evening"

Taylor: His kissing her nose made her laugh a little, humming a little in response to his statement. Taylor always went into everything - relationship, friendship, whatever - trusting them entirely. She was an 'I trust you until you prove yourself untrustworthy' kind of girl instead of people having to earn her trust, and it had screwed her over on more than one occasion but she couldn't help it. Taylor put her whole heart into believing that Louis wouldn't feel like making other girls happy in the way that he made her happy without giving it a second thought. Her arms came up, giving Louis space to move and when his head was in her lap, instantly one of her hands moved to comb her fingers through his hair soothingly. She looked down at him, her eyes basically having huge heart eyes symbols in them as she realized just how happy she was. This moment needed to be framed. "Good. I'm going to hold you to that, baby." A small smile later, her head fell back against the sofa so her face was angled upwards, fingers still stroking his hair, "I haven't felt this relaxed in a really long time."

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My Before the Storm Playthrough

Episode 1: Awake

Welp. Here it is. I gotta gush. Get a few thoughts and stuff out along with my choices for this ep. All beneath the cut! :)

: MAJOR CHOICES : 1. You Ran. Decided to run with this (badum tiss…no? Okay…) because I’m a chicken shit XD Not that this choice is going to matter considering Episode 2′s preview. I’m still way more Max than I ever will be Chloe. Only in the spirit of her sadness and bitterness toward life and people am I most like Ms. Price. Otherwise, I internalize everything. It’s probably not a good thing tbh…But yeah. No war wounds for me. I miss a later scene where Rachel could have put makeup on me—damn it—but *shrug* First time choices XD 2. You were kind to Joyce. While I might not like some of the shit David says or does, I can understand him and Joyce. I was in the same predicament as Chloe when I was younger, only the guy my mom dated after she and my dad divorced wasn’t supportive of me or cared a lick about me whatsoever. Thank God they broke up after about a year or so. David sometimes has a shitty way of showing it, but at least he tries. Joyce has it rough and she needs a break. Like, damn. Joyce is also an almost picture perfect duplicate of my own mother, and I can’t help but feel for her and her struggle. 3. You defended Nathan. Okay. First of all, I know how the original story goes. And I know this is probably going to bite me in the ass in the next couple episodes. But, dude. DUDE. DAMN. I had a feeling that Nathan went through shit like this, and to see it ‘canonized’ in the prequel fucking hurt me so bad. SO BAD. FUCK. I hated him with a passion in the original Life is Strange up until I began to put pieces together about him, and then BAM he’s dead or goes to jail and hopefully—FINALLY—gets help with a plea of mental illness/insanity or some shit. The sad thing is, there’s nothing I can do about it. His fate was sealed before the original game ever started. So you can bet your ass in this prequel I was going to do something if I could. Ironically, it came in the form of Chloe fuckin’ Price. I am most like Max, almost shamefully, and I carry pieces of Chloe in me, too. But…there’s pieces of Nathan in me as well, and this scenario tore me up inside. So, I backtalked my way to victory for this little shit. *sigh* Always in the garbage can, I am. Also, as a side note, the “Protect Nathan” community has been bundled into a character, and her name is Samantha. Go, Samantha! XD 4. You told Rachel you are more than just friends. ALL ABOARD THE AMBERPRICE TRAIN. CHOO-CHOOOOOOOO!! GAY IN THE BAY, AWAAAAAAY! *soars off with a rainbow cape* But seriously though, these two are ripping me apart inside with how fuckin’ cute they are. And I couldn’t not say this. And later when Rachel admitted that she felt like there was something more? Fuck meeeeee. : MINOR CHOICES : 1. You took the money Because…I’m Chloe Price… ……bitch. 2. You purchased pot from Frank. I felt bad for Frank in the original game, even though he’s no angel himself, and thought I might as well square away my debts to him…at least in the prequel. You know, before Chloe ‘shits her pants’ at owing someone $1,000 $3,000 @_@ And because…I’m Chloe Price, bitch! 3. You read Joyce’s self-help book. Because I’m Max at heart, and I snoop like a motherfucker. Oh, a book! LET’S READ IT! And before anyone asks, yes. I found Joyce’s condoms. I died at Chloe’s reaction XD 4. You put the photo of William on the dresser. I was apprehensive of this at first, but…I understand, Chloe. I truly do. :’( 5. You didn’t slip money into Joyce’s purse. Maaaaan, I had a feeling when Joyce told us to grab her purse that we could have put the money in it if we had kept it, and lo and behold! That’s just a lesson to everyone, including myself. Drugs are bad, mmkay? 6. You told Eliot you would go to the play with him. Somehow, I feel like Eliot’s going to become another Warren… Plus, my canon for Chloe is that she’s a lesbian. She said in one of her letters to Max that she rubbed one out to Pris from Blade runner ffs. And I fucking died when reading said entry. 7. You told Skip you liked his demo. Man, Skip’s awesome! Though, he could have stepped in a little earlier when Drew was being a cockmonger to Nathan… 8. You finished the table top game with Steph and Mikey. Let me get this out: I would die for Steph and Mikey. Okay? They. Are. Fan. Fucking. Tastic. Characters. And I was just like Chloe with the whole newbie at the table top games, but I wanted to see it through! Fuck chemistry class! I mean, I accidentally ended up slicing off Mikey’s feet, but it was cool! :D 9. You sabotaged Victoria’s homework. And the resulting text session was fucking HILARIOUS. But it’s Victoria. I was nice to her as Max, but now I’m Chloe Price, bitch! 10. You told Rachel You believe in love. I’m a hopeless romantic, what can I say? Besides, I have to believe in SOMETHING. It keeps me sane. 11. You shared earbuds with Rachel. Because…why wouldn’t you? No, seriously, why wouldn’t you? ???? ?? ? ??? 12. You jumped out of the train. As Chloe and I both said at the same time when I selected it: “Fuck it!” : OTHER THOUGHS/COMMENTS/THEORIES FOR EPISODE 1: - Deck Nine. You’re amazing. Thank you so much. So far, it’s WONDERFUL. <3 - This game is so gay. SO GAY. If you thought the original was gay, WHOOO MAMA. - Chloe’s journal/letters hurts my soul so goddamn much. And I feel like it’s going to spark a lot of Max hate in the fandom. Not that there wasn’t before, but now. Shit. :( - Dude, all the Blackwell peeps in the class photo in Chloe’s room. And WARREN. OMG if he’s in this game I’m going to die. <3 - TREVOR HAS A LAST NAME. IT’S YARD! WHOO! - But…Courtney’s not in the class pic. Another transfer student maybe? :O - JUSTIN! EVAN! BROOOOS I MISSED YOU GUYS!!! YAAAS! AND MS. GRANT! AHH! - VICTORIA AND HER POOFIER HAIR LMAOOO!! Oh, lordie, I missed you, Queen Bitch. C’mere. Lemme fuck up your chem homework. - Principal Wells. Chill. We’re cool here. *sigh* Or not. 9_9 - Max…answer her fucking texts…like damn. I know she doesn’t. Fuck… - “In a heartbeat…in a heartbeat.” *bursts into tears* - Rachel’s dad is the District Attorney HOLEEEEY FUUUUCK. WHAT. - Has anyone else been in Chloe’s dream sequences and opened her journal? Do it. I’m fucking sitting here, terrified. What the fuck, Deck Nine. What the fuck. - “Nice Rachel we’re having.” CHLOE NO. OMG. XD - Chloe in the junkyard had me in fucking tears. Granted, this game had me grinning, laughing, and crying throughout the episode, but…my fucking heart. MY FUCKING HEART CANNOT OKAY. I had to stop playing for a couple hours after to not have a full-on anxiety attack. AND THE DREAM SEQUENCES. JESUS. - RACHELRACHELRACHELRACHELRACHEL IS GODDESS FDJKALFDASKFLAFJDKAL. - The raven and symbolism. Nice. I love Native American mythology and culture. <3 - “What kind of food?” Chloe Price--woman after my own heart XD - RACHEL AT THE LOOKOUT WITH THE GUY AND CPR LMAOOOOOOO. - Chloe’s fucking sass in this game, my lord <3 - Rachel. Rachel don’t kick the trash—and she kicked it. She kicked it and OH GOD. OH GOD FIRE. FIRE!!!! EVAN WOULD BE SO DIAPPOINTED. FUCK. - On one of the files in the drama club you can find out, I believe, Nathan’s mom’s name (Caroline Prescott) and Rachel’s mom’s name (Rose Amber). Cool! Not the names I gave them in my fanfic, but still cool! XD - [Chloe about Nathan]: ‘He’s really just a weird little dude trying to figure out his shit, but he has to pretend to be all this stuff he’s clearly not, like an athlete or a “cool” kid. You can tell it fucks him up inside.’ ……… :’( - I’ve seen a few posts already about Nathan being a drama nerd, as he’s one of the leads in the school play with Rachel. Which is interesting, but somehow, I don’t think it’s quite genuine. Same goes with the football team—which I never pictured Nathan playing sports, like ever, holy shit. I feel like it’s pushed on him to 1. Make him/his family/his father look better, and 2. To make Sean happy or proud of him in some way. Even the blurb about him being in the play seems to focus more on pushing the Prescott legacy further, and if Drew’s comment about Sean buying off the coach wasn’t enough. I dunno. We’ll see as the episodes go on, I hope, but hey! New stuff to work with in the fandom! Because, of course, Nathan could have ‘cried to Daddy’ and got his way with both because he wanted to be a part of them. His photography, though. That shit he’s passionate about. Obviously. If episode one’s scenes with him weren’t enough proof, I don’t know what could be for you. But, again, even Chloe’s entry about him says he’s trying to be what he’s not and it fucks with him. Like, fuck meeeee, my heart can TAKE THIS SHIT GAHHH. - The “Everybody is somebody, but nobody wants to be themselves” quote on the train is one that I think works well. I think Rachel is a bit smitten with Chloe’s rebellious spirit. She’s the “perfect angel” and part of the drama club, so she’s “not herself” a lot of the time and finds a new self in Chloe she wants to delve into maybe? The “human chameleon” as Jefferson called her. Everyone in the game seems to put up a front of some sort. Rachel with her perfection & happiness, Chloe with her toughness, Nathan with his…everything. Like, damn. Like the original game taught: nothing’s as it seems. Guuuuhhh. - I think Damon Merrick or whatever his name is is going to be, like, the dog ring guy Frank used to be with before he got Pompidou. And there’s gonna be some sort of sub plot of him leaving the ring with his new pup and becoming who he is in the first game. The betting stub found outside the mill clearly has names for dogs on it, and Frank doesn’t have Pompidou yet, and Chloe got to pet that one pit bull at the entrance to the mill. - So many names and callbacks. I love it. <3 I just…I love this.

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Have you ever lied to a person of authority? What did you say? I’ve lied to a teacher once or twice, but not anything more severe. Doesn’t matter if it’s a person of authority or not; I just hate lying. What’s your favourite type of pie, either sweet or savoury? I love chicken pot pie lol < Oh gosh yeah dude. Savory pies are the shit. I find that most sweet pies have fruit in them and given that I hate fruits, this is an easy choice for me. Do you have a Netflix subscription? Yeah, we have a family plan that my dad pays for. Have you ever parked in a disabled parking space even if you aren’t disabled? Nope. That sounds awful. How long does it usually take you to get ready in the morning? Depends on how late I’m running. If I started preparing early I can give myself up to an hour but if I’m late as it is, I can take 10 minutes to shower, get dressed, prepare my lunch, and get in the car.

What colour is your favourite shirt? My favorite top at the moment is a multi-colored striped spaghetti strap. If I remember, some of the stripes are white, maroon, olive green, dark blue, etc. When was the last time you saw a photo of yourself? Today. I took a dumb selfie for Angela. Does your laptop ever overheat? It doesn’t overheat but the fan tends to get louder when I do video calls on it, so I never do them on my laptop. Are you wearing a dress today? I am not. I’m up on the rooftop and it’s pretty cold tonight, so I have a large hoodie on, and also a hoodie wrapped around my legs so that I don’t get bitten by mosquitoes. Do you use your phone during class or at work? I use my phone in classes where the profs aren’t as strict. OMG I miss going to class :( How many times a day do you check Facebook? Countless. It’s where everyone hangs out to communicate, or do work, or share announcements, or post memes, so I’m almost always there. Do you hate it when people on airplanes recline the seat in front? No one’s ever done that to me before so I wouldn’t know if it would bother me. Are you the type of person to press a button just because? I would only get the urge if I knew it doesn’t work anymore or if it’s unplugged. I wouldn’t press a button that I know would do something. Would you ever volunteer in the case of a natural disaster? Yeah, but tbh I’m more likely to volunteer for orgs that help out stray animals  affected by the disaster, like for PAWS. I know for sure I would have volunteered for them after the Taal eruption, but I couldn’t because our house itself was affected by the ashfall. Do you check your emails daily? NO. I’m definitely not checking them during the lockdown because I want my break to stay a break. Are you inside or outside at the moment? I’m technically ~inside the house but I’m in an outdoors part of it. Why did you last have to see a doctor? I needed to have my left eye checked because it’s been acting up for a while. Have you ever been pulled aside for a random bag search at an airport? Nope. Are you happy with how much you weigh? Sure. I’ve never really paid close attention to my weight and I’ve always been just passively content with it. What’s your favourite flavour of Jell-O? Ughhh I hate any kind of jelly, I find the texture disgusting. I dunno if we have Jell-O here but we have local brands of jelly that I’ve never thought of trying. Do you pick your nose? C’mon, be honest. Yep, but only if I’m by myself or with my girlfriend. What was the last thing you bought from a supermarket? It’s been months, but if I remember correctly it was ice cream that my mom had been craving, and she asked me to buy it because I went out that day. Do you know anyone who is highly allergic to anything? Yeah, Tina is allergic to seafood and Kate is allergic to seafood, chicken, and eggs. When was the last time you had a nap? Just this late afternoon. I fell asleep at 4:30 and woke up for dinner, so I’ll probs be up really late again tonight. Are you hot, cold, or just right at the moment? I was cold earlier but I put a hoodie on so now I’m feeling just right. Do you have a Spotify Premium membership? If not, do you want one? I technically don’t, but Gabie has one and she let me log into her account a long time ago. What’s your boss’ name? I don’t have one. Back in my internship days – again, because this is really my only ~job experience so far lol – the boss’ name was Dessa, but I was under a supervisor named Therese. Have you ever eaten caviar? Yup. Are you a nervous type of person? Yeah, I generally am. Do/did you collect anything currently or in the past? I used to collect receipts from my dates with Gab, but I’ve completely stopped doing that. I keep telling myself on these surveys that I’m gonna start collecting again and it just never happened, so now all there is to say is that I entirely stopped lol. Other than that, I don’t collect anything else. On average, how much money do you usually put into savings every week? Depends on how much is left over by Friday; I don’t have a set amount. The left over from my allowance can be anywhere from P100 to P1,000. Do you prefer sweet or savoury foods? Savoryyyyy. Do you have any games on your computer? Which ones? No, not on my computer. What are your three favourite fruits? I hate fruits. Have you ever received a speeding fine? Nope, I don’t even think that’s grounds for being fined here. I’ve seen people drive like maniacs on highways, and yet they’d get pulled over because they illegally changed lanes or did an illegal u-turn. When was the last time you shaved any part of your body? This evening. Have you ever had a cramp in an odd place? Mmm no, I’ve only gotten cramps where it’s common, like my legs and neck. Would you ever go overseas for cheap medical treatment? No. It doesn’t make sense to me – the airline ticket would bump up how much I would need to spend anyway. The only times I see the sense in traveling abroad for medical reasons would be if the treatment/surgery/medicine/facility is only available in a certain country, or if the best doctor in a certain field is in a different country. How many hours did you sleep last night? 8, I think. Are you good at writing stories? I’ve never been good at writing stories. I liked reading them as a kid, but I never succeeded in writing my own. What have you eaten today? I had eggplant stuffed with meat, fried egg, and fried rice for brunch and Mang Inasal takeout for dinner. Do you watch House of Cards? Nope. I want to try watching it but I feel like it’s too dialogue-y for me. Plus Kevin Spacey is there for like 5 out of 6 seasons I think, which would really ruin the viewing experience lmao. Did anything exciting or interesting happen to you today? Nah not really, much like the last three weeks of the lockdown. What’s your favourite type of fish to eat? Raw tuna. Who else is in the building you’re in right now? My family and dog.

#survey #surveys

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1-98 weird asks!

First off: Thank you so much! I’m very excited to answer all of these :) 

Second off: Let’s begin

1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans? 

Coffee Mugs 

 2. chocolate bars or lollipops? 

lollipops for sure 

 3. bubblegum or cotton candy? 

bubblegum! (though i do love cotton candy)

 4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you? 

honestly I’m not sure. I’m sure it was something about me being quite and bad at participating 

 5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups? 

(reusable) Plastic cups 

 6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear? 

I love the look of pastel 

but I think I dress more preppy ? with a hint of grunge(maybe goth) 

 7. earbuds or headphones?

I wear earbuds more often but I do prefer headphones 

 8. movies or tv shows? 

MOVIES

 9. favorite smell in the summer? 

how the pool smells and sunscreen 

 10. game you were best at in p.e.? 

none. P.E. was awful.

Stick to the back and hope the ball doesn’t come at me, that’s how I lived. 

 11. what you have for breakfast on an average day? 

Cereal. I am a simple woman 

 12. name of your favorite playlist? 

currently it is my “Jean + Scott angst (and love)” playlist off spotify 

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3VAC9t28sIrgO7Y4os5a34

 13. lanyard or key ring? 

key ring 

 14. favorite non-chocolate candy? 

anything gummy but more specifically gummy worms 

 15. favorite book you read as a school assignment?

Wide Sargasso Sea 

If you like Gothic novels with some unrequited love and desire… hit this book up. Look up the plot of Jane Erye first.. it’s like a prequel. Btw I hated Jane Erye. But love Wide Sargasso Sea. Lots of symbolism and even witch craft 

 16. most comfortable position to sit in?

Legs stretched out, both on the ground 

17. most frequently worn pair of shoes?

My black tennis shoes. Very comfortable 

 18. ideal weather? 

Fall weather. Wind and sunshine 

 19. sleeping position?

Usually on my right side. But I wake up on my back

20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)? 

Laptop

 21. obsession from childhood?

Barbie dolls! and my little pony+ littlest pet shop 

 22. role model? 

This is a hard one because I don’t really have anyone. But I guess Dan Aykroyd (my senior quote is from him) 

 23. strange habits? 

biting the inside of my mouth, fidgeting + folding up papers that are given to me (like in mass), and chewing my straws 

 24. favorite crystal? 

Rose quartz and orange Calcite

 25. first song you remember hearing?

Here Comes the Sun

My mom used to sing it in the morning to wake up my sister and me 

26. favorite activity to do in warm weather? 

Swim

Or walk/ride my bike to the library 

 27. favorite activity to do in cold weather?

curl up in a blanket and stay inside 

 28. five songs to describe you? 

(In no order)

Not Today by Twenty One Pilots 

Wow, I’m Not Crazy by AJR 

xanny by Billie Eilish 

I’m In Love With My Car by Queen

Why Do You Feel So Down by Declan McKenna 

 29. best way to bond with you? 

Going shopping (clothes or other). This way we can chat and also have something to do 

 30. places that you find sacred?

The library and church 

 31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names? 

idk full outfit but my black pleated skirt makes me feel good 

 32. top five favorite vines? 

In no order

*girl vapes* wow

I smell like beef 

Lets’s tell each other secrets. I’ll go first, I hate you. 

Chris is that a weed?!

This is how I enter my house. What’s up fuckers?! 

 33. most used phrase in your phone? 

omg

 34. advertisements you have stuck in your head? 

that one for the shampoo made for curly hair. and it goes “That’s curl power”

 35. average time you fall asleep? 

11 or 12 during the week. 1 or 2 for weekends 

 36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing? 

Rage comics. idk which specifically. But i used to run a rage comic meme account. I was pretty popular ;)

37. suitcase or duffel bag? 

suitcase

 38. lemonade or tea? 

lemonade (though i do LOVE tea)

 39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie?

Lemon cakes 

 40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school?  

omg so. There was this girl who told on this other girl for cheating on a test. Then like the whole grade just ganged up on this other girl and started calling her “the snitch” because the cheater’s friend group started saying “snitches get stitches” (lol even tho i went to an all girls, majority white + prissy + upper class, catholic school but go off) that went on for too long.

at some party they started to chant “snitches get stitches” 

the girl who started the chant then got suspended 

41. last person you texted? 

my ex. (it was a good breakup) 

 42. jacket pockets or pants pockets? 

jacket pockets 

 43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket? 

hoodie 

 44. favorite scent for soap?

strawberry 

 45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero?

sci-fi (lmao x-men is under sci-fi at the library. so it counts) 

46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in? 

XL t-shirt from giving blood and some very loose pajama shorts 

 47. favorite type of cheese?

American

 48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be? 

Mango (I eat enough to turn into one)

 49. what saying or quote do you live by? 

“Comparison will kill you”

 50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have?

OMG so there was this big spider web. And me and a friend thought it would be funny to call another friend over. And then be like “’lol u just walked passed a huge spider”–we didn’t think she would walk into it or near it because it was right by the edge of a lake we were by. So we call her over and this girl starts sprinting over toward us and RIGHT toward the spider web, and she had this big smile. And my friend and I yelled at her to stop. And when we were laughing saying she was about to run into a spider web and showed her the big spider, she began to freak out (maybe even cry). 

She was okay after the shock and fear wore off. 

I literally have tears in my eyes from typing this 

 51. current stresses? 

My friend moving away really far 

Starting school

making new friends 

 52. favorite font? 

I honestly don’t have one

 53. what is the current state of your hands? 

kinda dry

 54. what did you learn from your first job?

That I really love kids

 55. favorite fairy tale? 

Little Red Riding Hood and Rapunzel 

 56. favorite tradition?

Every one of my family’s Christmas traditions 

 57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome? 

My self doubt

sharing my art + writing 

My self confidence + learning my worth 

 58. four talents you’re proud of having?

I can play the piano

I can draw and paint

I can embroider and sew (not well but I have fun)

I can write pretty creative stories 

 59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be?

“Oh gosh, now what?”

 60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be? 

Magical Girl Anime

 61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.?

Darjeeling Limited directed by Wes Anderson: “What’s wrong with you?” / “Let me think about that. I’ll tell you the next time I see you.” / “Sure, tell me then.” / “Thanks for using me.” / “You’re Welcome.” 

 62. seven characters you relate to?

Will from Stranger Things (with the whole not wanting to give up “childish things” and other stuff his friends are growing out of)

David Wong from John Dies at the End (with how he handles the situation and thinks)

Molly from Booksmart (not the going to a great college or being super smart + looking down on people part. But wanting to go to a party and flirt with cute boys)

Erin from Derry Girls (Tbh, I relate to all the main girls in this show)

Eric from That 70s Show (sometimes)

A mix between Ben and Andy from Parks and Rec

63. five songs that would play in your club?

Good Old Fashion Lover Boy by Queen 

Dance, Baby! by Boy Pablo 

Hooked On A Feeling by Blue Swede 

Fake Happy by Paramore 

Sober Up by AJR

 64. favorite website from your childhood? 

Club Penguin and Webkinz 

 65. any permanent scars?

On my knees from falling as a child. A small scar under my eye from a dog bite 

66. favorite flower(s)? 

Roses and Daisies 

 67. good luck charms?  

I wear this necklace a friend gave me when I am nervous 

68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried?

Green Tea flavored Mochi is kinda nasty to me

 69. a fun fact that you don’t know how you learned? 

Dan Aykroyd lost his wallet that he always kept chained to his belt. He was freaking out and searching all over while John Belushi was laughing his butt off

 70. left or right handed?

right 

 71. least favorite pattern?

anything with too many circles / holes 

72. worst subject? 

Anything Science related 

 73. favorite weird flavor combo?

idk but do NOT try lemonade with Doritos. it taste like throw up 

I’ve made this mistake twice 

74. at what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen?

it has to be an 7 or so

 75. when did you lose your first tooth? 

gosh, i’m not sure 

 76. what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)? 

tator tots 

 77. best plant to grow on a windowsill?

this is a question for my sister 

 78. coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store?

I regularly buy sushi from a grocery store so that works 

the grocery store I go to has a sushi bar and has fresh sushi every day 

79. which looks better, your school id photo or your driver’s license photo?

tbh they both looks kinda good.. not to BRAG. but i guess driver’s license 

 80. earth tones or jewel tones? 

Earth tones

 81. fireflies or lightning bugs?

fireflies 

 82. pc or console? 

pc 

 83. writing or drawing?

BOTH BOTH BOTH BOTH BOTH

both

 84. podcasts or talk radio? 

podcast – no commercials 

 84. barbie or polly pocket? 

Barbie all the WAY! Though I do love me a good polly pocket 

 85. fairy tales or mythology?

Fair Tales

 86. cookies or cupcakes?

Cookies

though i like making cupcakes more 

 87. your greatest fear?

Being kidnapped and never being found 

 88. your greatest wish?

To find my ideal man

 89. who would you put before everyone else? 

Anyone in my family 

 90. luckiest mistake?

Thinking a test is sooner so I study. But then ending up having another day to study as well. 

91. boxes or bags?

Boxes 

 92. lamps, overhead lights, sunlight or fairy lights? 

lamps 

(maybe some fairy lights in the background) 

 93. nicknames?

My real name is Veronica but I go by Ronni

Ron Ron, Gonni, Ronica 

 94. favorite season? 

Fall 

 95. favorite app on your phone? 

music 

 96. desktop background? 

I’m a Kaneki slut (Tokyo Ghoul) 

 97. how many phone numbers do you have memorized?

two

 98. favorite historical era?

style wise: 1800 rococo -- Marie Antoinette period 

media wise: 1970s  

#ask #anon #thank you again! #howblunt #2019

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wowie this is a loooong meme - thanks for the tag @wildricebear more like wild loser bear...........

Rules: Answer all questions and tag 20 people. (putting it under the cut bc it’s 100+ questions!)

1. What is your nickname? i go by yumi! my rl nickname has the same amount of letters 🤔

2. What is your zodiac sign? aqua sun / scorp moon

3. What is your favorite book series? not gonna lie i havent read any book series in a looong time but my fav manga series is fukigen na mononokean!

4. Do you believe in aliens or ghosts? ofc, i believe in both!

5. Who is your favorite author? errr i honestly don’t have one ahaha but sunrisesongs has some reaaaally nice poetry if that counts

6. What is your current favorite song? rn i’m a huuuge fan of kenshi yonezu’s suna no wakusei, namely the soramafu cover!

7. What is your favorite word? uhh don’t have one.. but the word ‘warmth’ has always struck a chord in me?

8. What was the last song you listened to? i think it was ra ra rasputin b/c someone at band was playing it on his phone LOL

9. What TV show would you recommend for everybody to watch? i don’t watch tv oops  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ can’t think of anime recs either smhhh

10. What is your favorite movie to watch when you’re feeling down? i don’t watch movies if i’m feeling down but i remember enjoying the intern?

11. Do you play video games? mmm a little bit.. i play overwatch and sometimes osu and ive played a couple of mmorpgs here and there 

12. What is your biggest fear? losing my purpose and passion

13. What is your best quality, in your opinion? i’m a good friend! i think that counts

14. What is your worst quality, in your opinion? my lack of patience and intolerance to trials

15. What is your favorite season? winter!!!!!!

16. Are you in a relationship? nah

17. What is something you miss from your childhood? honestly? i don’t miss much in particular from my childhood other than that Sweet Naive Bliss™ because things have been getting better in my life since then so

18. Who is your best friend? nizh, swirl, mari, gil, noah, sam, laura, kayla come to mind

19. What is your eye color? dark brown

20. What is your hair color? dark brown

21. Who is someone you love? all my friends...........

22. Who is someone you trust? the friends i listed earlier!!!

23. Who is someone you think about often? honestly as of recently myself bc im working on bettering myself LOL but other than that, i think of noah kinda often?

24. Are you currently excited about/for something? uuuuhhhh not particularly

25. What is your biggest obsession? currently overwatch

26. What was your favorite TV show as a child? probably spongebob aldsakdsla

27. Do you have any unusual phobias? mmmmmm not sure but my anxiety makes a lot of small things scary so

28. Do you prefer to be in front of the camera or behind it? both!!!!

29. What is your favorite hobby? honestly not sure... i like writing but recently i’ve been very into photo and video editing so!!!

30. What was the last book you read? probably the hiding place

31. What was the last movie you watched? goosebumps i think? watched it at home w/ my mom bc she hadnt seen it before

32. What musical instruments do you play, if any? [[[the sound of me, panicked, aggressively slamming my mallets into a timpani can be heard in the distance]]]

33. What is your favorite animal? dogs.... i love dogs

34. What are your top 5 favorite Tumblr blogs that you follow? hm i rly like yamiiino, kaiami, tofuvi, star-plasma, and zandraart!

35. What superpower do you wish you had? healing factor!!!

36. When and where do you feel most at peace? idk, whenever really, surrounded in my closest friends; either that or doing something i love alone

37. What makes you smile? my friends...... also getting praised......

38. What sports do you play, if any? FUNNY JOKE i cant sports

39. What is your favorite drink? hell....... i love lots of different types of teas (black, green, jasmine, honey, etc) and im also a sucker for matcha... and i also like ice blended drinks... and (virgin bc im underage) mojitos.... and smoothies.......... fdgkjkdf i love drinks a lot ok

40. Are you afraid of heights? yes 10000%

41. What is your biggest pet peeve? close-mindedness and intolerance to other ppl/ideas/etc + having to waste resources

42. Have you ever been to a concert? only one! was a mayday parade concert earlier this year

43. When you were little, what did you want to be when you grew up? like everything LOL a singer and an author were prob my biggest ones tho

44. What fictional world would you like to live in? HONESTLY the fukigen na mononokean world would be cool to live in... 

45. What is something you worry about? i simultaneously really like and dread band asdlsakdas

46. Are you scared of the dark? yup orz

47. Do you like to sing? heck yea!!!! singing is so good.....

48. Have you ever skipped school? no bc im a goody two-shoes™ 

49. What is your favorite place on the planet? i dunno! i don’t have one! the world’s so big there’s so many places i still have yet to go!!!

50. Where would you like to live? honestly idk i’m happy with where i am now LOL

51. Do you have any pets? i wish......... i want a doggo so bad but my sister and i are allergic

52. Are you more of an early bird or a night owl? i don’t feel like either but i’m closer to a night owl

53. Do you like sunrises or sunsets better? both..... the sky is a goddess and im in love with her.....

54. Do you know how to drive? i’m an anxious minor who is too afraid to get near the wheel LOL

55. Do you prefer earbuds or headphones? headphones bc earbuds always fall outta my ears and its a Pain

56. Have you ever had braces? nope B)

57. What is your favorite genre of music? ummmmm i don’t have a fav bc i’m kinda flexible but i like alt rock? and j-rock/j-pop?

58. Who is your hero? to be completely honest idk if i have one LOL im my own hero™ B))))

59. Do you read comic books? nah

60. What makes you the most angry? probably the same as #41 as well as like myself?? bc i get frustrated with myself v often and that concept makes me angry asdsa;ldas

61. Do you prefer to read on an electronic device or with a real book? nizh wrote “i like real books but i’m so lazy that i’m more likely to read digital” and i am in agreement

62. What is your favorite subject in school? errrrrrrrr i suppose la? but i’m abt to enter some new classes and learn under totally new teachers so idk it’s bound to change!

63. Do you have any siblings? ye, one older sister

64. What was the last thing you bought? a flowy cardigan from yesterday!!!! im lov it.... i might post a pic of it

65. How tall are you? 5′1′’ and 3/8 sdfkjsdijeiwjeje

66. Can you cook? yo i wish..................

67. What are three things that you love? my friends, music, food/drinks LOL

68. What are three things that you hate? same as #41 and a third thing would prob be conflict?? idk

69. What is your sexual orientation? as far as i know i experience no sexual attraction (asexual) and i experience romantic attraction to anyone and everyone (panromantic) so!

70. Where do you currently live? socal

71. Who was the last person you texted? probably nizh

72. When was the last time you cried? mmmm maybe a week or two ago... i cant recall exactly when so thats good

73. Who is your favorite YouTuber? oooohhh.. im super mainstream but i love arikadou LOL also zylbrad, seagull, and etika

74. Do you like to take selfies? i do! i usually only take selfies like every once in awhile when im feeling cute and when i do i take A Lot

75. What is your favorite app? i lov line camera?? also google photos makes things mucho convenient

76. What is your relationship with your parent(s) like? tbh i find my relationship with my parents to be closer than a lot of my friends’ so :0

77. What is your favorite foreign accent? i dunno! french accents are pretty cool

78. What is a place that you’ve never been to, but you want to visit? japan! also the philippines

79. What is your favorite number? idk but i like 5 and 8

80. Do you find outer space of the deep ocean to be more interesting? both freak me out but the ocean is pretty interesting

81. Do you consider yourself to be a daredevil? not in the slightest LOLOL

82. Are you allergic to anything? intolerant to eggs, pretty allergic to any type of nuts so that sucks, n i got those Seasonal Allergies

83. Can you wiggle your ears? NO I HAVENT READ HARRY POTTER

84. How often do you admit that you were wrong about something? umm idk how often LOL whenever i think im wrong..?? which is somewhat frequently?

85. Do you prefer the forest or the beach? forests are lovely

86. What is your favorite piece of advice that anyone has ever given you? honestly idk......... i remember my dad said smth about how you don’t always have to forgive everyone and by saying ‘it’s okay’ permits the other person to repeat the same action, so i choose my words rly carefully now bc of that :o

87. Are you a good liar? kinda half n half... depends on what i’m lying abt

88. What is your Hogwarts House? iiiiii forgot but it was either ravenclaw or hufflepuff... mightve been the former

89. Do you talk to yourself? YEAH especially when i’m practicing music or video editing

90. Are you an introvert or an extrovert? introvert

91. Do you keep a journal/diary? as of very recently yes bc my therapist recommended me to do so :0

92. Do you believe in second chances? usually in most circumstances

93. Do you believe that people are capable of change? oh yeah definitely, anyone is capable of change, it just depends on their attitude towards it

94. Are you ticklish? yes i hate it

95. Have you ever been on a plane? yep, to san francisco and sacramento and i guess once to texas but that was before i could remember so

96. Do you have any piercings? nope and i don’t rly want any tbh

97. What fictional character do you wish was real? i have nooo idea there’s a lot of thought i’d have to put into this question LOL

98. Do you have any tattoos? nah but if i did they’d be veeeery simplistic

99. What is the best decision that you’ve made in your life so far? probably when i decided 1-2 years ago that i wanted to get my life back on track so i could become a person i could love and ive been making progress little by little ever since then

100. Do you believe in karma? mmmmm not reaaallyyyy..... like maybe a little bit but

101. Do you wear glasses or contacts? its ya girl almost legally blind and wearing contacts

102. Do you want children? not sure yet but probably

103. Who is the smartest person you know? no clue omg there are lots of smart ppl in this world

104. What is your most embarrassing memory? sometime in grade school i was sitting at the edge of a playground slide pleading for my friend not to push me down bc i rly had to pee but she did and i literally just pissed all over the slide and we just stared at each other for a long time and that was just........ Very Bad - I HAVE ANOTHER BAD MEMORY THOUGH it wasnt even long ago kill me??? i was at my friend’s house for dinner and her parents asked what my sister was studying and my sister just recently got into college and i had a veeeeeeeery vague grasp on what she was studying so i literally said ‘food and tectonics’ and i wanNA MCDIE BC I MEANT DIETETICS NOT T E C T O N I C S

105. Have you ever pulled an all-nighter? mmm not a real one.. most ive done is stayed up til 6amish with nizh before goin to sleep  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ like i’m definitely capable of doing it i just don’t want to

106. What color are most of your clothes? dunno? i have a fairly colorful wardrobe but i almost always wear something w/ black if i’m not going for an all light outfit

107. Do you like adventures? depends on where to bc im very cautious LOL

108. Have you ever been on TV? nope

109. How old are you? how old is ur moM!! dab dab haha xd

110. What is your favorite quote? one of my favs is “there are no happy endings, endings are the saddest part, so just give me a happy middle and a very happy start” by shel silverstein; i have a few others but thats the first that comes to mind

111. Do you prefer sweet or savory foods? savory tbhhhh

112. Have your friends ever badly disapponted you? umm not badly but ive been mildly disappointed by a few LOL

113. What is your favorite scent? that clean/fresh linen smell?? and also lavender and then light stuff like eucalyptus mint

114. Random fact you know? the duck-billed platypus can’t keep its eyes open underwater, so it finds its prey by using sensors in its bill that detect electrical impulses n then they strike! theyre pretty cool animals..

115. What is your opinion on long distance relationships? nizh said “hard. just, really hard. not sure if it’s worth it” and i also agree

IT IS OVER wow ok 20 ppl is kind of a lot and this is a loooot of questions so im only gonna tag a tiny bit of ppl (dont have to do it if u dont wanna!): @dunmerhealer | @aftertaste-of-memes | @inspiringnokias yeah that’s it LOL this is just Hella Long so idk how many ppl would be up for doin this so ye  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

#personal

[swearronchanel]

Tired of these yet? A Christmas journey in March with 4.09

I’ve actually been productive today *claps* I’m the worst™ and a procrastinator to the core, so it was about damn time I got shit done. Plus+ I ran out of clean jeans so that was some motivation to do laundry & once I started moving I just kept going haha. But today I watched the Debbie Reynolds and Carrie Fisher’s memorial & omg it was so emotional ugh. Now that I’m so sad I guess I’m going to watch Call the Midwife. Care to join me?

I closed my eyes and pointed to the episode list, looks like we’re watching 4.09 aka the 2015 Christmas special

I don’t have to pretend very hard that it’s Christmas because it was like 17 degrees f the other day lol

Am I the only one who hums along in their head to the theme song? ok nvm

Aw a baby

Tom is actually in church lol, we rarely see him there

Sister MJ lol, what is she looking for?!

Sister Winifred actually cooks/bakes pretty often

SISTER EVANGELINA 😭💔 I still miss her

Sister Winifred aka queen of cringey facial expressions, I love it

Ah no! the death joke is no longer funny sister E 😭😭 rip💔

My bby Trixie on the scene😍

What is quality street? I looked it up before but forgot. Candy right?

whoops is my American showing

I hope Sister MC comes back soon☹️

“Behold, I have located the Brandy” three cheers for alcohol 🍻 I wouldn’t choose brandy though what am I a rich old business man at a country club?

Lol Sister MJ & Sister W giggling so pure !

“You give us enough gip when you’re stone cold sober“😂 same

Gremlin kids in the front haha

Oh no😂 Babs gave them all candy and now has to make them spit it out😂

Aw I love Christmas

But looking at this snow is triggering even if it’s fake😭😂

WE’VE HAD SO MUCH THIS MONTH HERE & IT’S MARCH❄️

yikes these kids are awful, who let them up there! 😭😂

SHELAGH’S FACE 😂 SHE IS DISGUSTED OMG HAHAA

Patrick laughing so hard like same 😭😂

Welp he’s lucky, Saved by the bell thanks to Trixie

Doesn’t Sister MJ explode whatever’s in the pot?

Ahh Shelagh looks so good™!😍 I love when they dress her up!

In other news, Laura tweeted me, which means she knows I exists. What a time to be alive™😭✨👏🏼you know I was shook

Angela so precious aww, I hope my future baby is that pretty

Now I just think of The Crown when I see Mrs Willens *she’s in it if you haven’t watched*

Oh no Sister MJ!!! 😭😭 why are they always giving her illnesses! Dejala sola!

She was legit ill in the first Christmas special 😭

Love Trixie’s ponytail, why Patsy’s hair a mess tho? LOL I SHOULDN’T BE TALKING

I’m a walking ball of frizz. And when I don’t wash my hair for a few days it actually dread locks 😂 gotta love curls

Aw Delia’s not here- I forgot she cracked her head open and went back to Wales

Protect Sister MJ at every cost

Violet literally sewing Fred’s ass into the Santa pants 😂😂😂 fun fact they  did that to Olivia Newton John in Grease

not sure if I knew that because I have a junk brain of useless information or because I’m trash that reads buzzfeed

Violet’s been wearing blue eyeshadow for 3 series

“I’m not biting this, it’s too close to your backside” lol okay vi give it time. You’ll be cringeyly very handsy with each other in a bit anyway 😂

She’d do it now with no hesitation I bet

I’m here for their relationship tho😂

SISTER MJ HAD PNEUMONIA IN SERIES 1 DID SHE NOT?

Ugh distaval, fuck that. Just wait and see what chaos it brings

Aw Pats looking at the photo of Delia💔 oo wait that was a parallel then in the Cuban missile Crisis episode this series

PHYLLIS !! I missed her presence lol

Tom’s opening letter from bbc it’s lit

also: he looks good™

Poor Sister MJ! What are they feeding you, liver ew

Ah I forgot, this is when they get the tv😭

Poor Babs can’t go home for Christmas

You’ll have the nonnatus fam❤️❤️

“All should head home” *breaks out into song* THERE’S NOOO PLACE LIKE HOMEEE, FOR THE HOLIDAYSSS

Which is true because NYC is pretty beautiful at Christmas time, I can’t deny that

But also is when 100000x more people are visiting 🙃and stop in front of you when you’re walking to take pictures 🙃 *clenches fists* moving on..

Lol Tom you need to be more clear on this, they’re not getting it

Sister J shut him down 😂

“Mrs Mop” lmfao this BBC guy is a jerk😂

Laura’s another queen of facial expressions

“Aesthetics are vital” I feel

Aw Shelagh so cute being defensive of the kids of poplar

Lets be real though Shelagh’s always adorable bc Laura is an actual angel

pink wafers aye

i still have been craving them lol, there’s no bodega’s around my university though☹️

Angela is giggling, was this the last time we heard her make a noise lol

Wait this is when Sister MJ runs away

yikes measles

when did the vaccine become a thing then? that mmr shot ugh

Glad I got it because there’s supposedly someone with mumps on my campus like wtf

Why was Sister E so harsh yelling at Sister Mj!? That was unnecessary !!

LET 👏🏼SISTER 👏🏼MJ 👏🏼DECORATE👏🏼FOR👏🏼CHRISTMAS 👏🏼AND👏🏼WATCH 👏🏼TELEVISON !!

I’m so protective of her, stop😢😢

She doesn’t deserve that 💔

Sometimes I forget Patsy’s name is Patience

Fred’s Santa beard is gross ew😂😂

yikes an enema

I’d rather die

Oh no, there she goes *sings* there she goessss todayyy

Yes Babs lollipops are fascinating

She just slipped that baby out

I want to go to London at Christmas time

I love lights ✨✨

Delia! What up Bitch where you been!

BUT WAIT I HAVE A COAT THAT LOOKS REALLY SIMILAR TO MRS BUBSY’S LOL

It’s vintage too, i love it, makes me feel fabulous af

until I remember it’s probably a dead woman’s coat

WATCHING THEM LET THE BABY JUST HANG MAKES ME SO ANXIOUS OMG

“You clever girl!”

Aw poor iris 😭💔

Violet is actually so sweet & we don’t see much of her w/o Fred like why 

Everyone on this show is so sweet and pure !!! I just love it too much!

remember when I was normal and didn’t care so much about television? Yea me neither 😅

Sister MJ is gone

ALL SHE WANTED WAS TO PUT UP THE TREE!!

that necklace and sapphire ring were so pretty though 😭 wish my mom had a sapphire ring for me to inherit 

Shelagh is too pretty for this grey suit, where’s the navy one?!

I will never be comfortable with cookies being called biscuits tbh

“No dogs!” “If it can’t sing silent night I’m not interested”  SHELAGH IS GOLDEN

SHE HAS SOME GREAT LINES BUT GIVE HER MORE !!

Oh Hay Peter

if you think about it Miranda Hart put this poor guy out of a job. Like he used to have more screen time lol but he can’t be around much with out her

“Very like a family in fact” 😭 I love when they call themselves family cause they are !!

Wait rehearsing before school? Ugh that must have been so early 😂

I couldn’t have been in that choir. In high school I woke up at 6:45am everyday & started at 8:05am & only lived 2 blocks away but I still got there at 9:15am 🙃

plus I’m an awful singer 😂

“She probably thought her habit would keep her safe”

Sister Mary Cynthia says that about her self the next series when she’s attacked 😢

Babs was right though! She was just excited bendito 😭😭

How much is a bob?? £??

I barely can keep up with how many $ is a £ tbh

Lolol had to check when I donated to Laura’s fundraising 😂😂

Delia has been with this big ass bun for 3 series as well

The cafe they’re in is aesthetically pleasing

so Delia’s mom is hella protective but didn’t notice she left to another town lol??

well I guess they’re even now since patsy left & then lost contact for a bit

LET ME TELL YOU, THE FIRST TIME I WATCHED THIS EPISODE I WAS SCREAMINGGG

I THOUGHT THEY HAD KILLED SISTER MJ AND WAS FREAKING TF OUT ™

I’m trying to think of what Phyllis’s hat reminds me of

I wanna say Mary Poppins 

IT’S NOT SISTER MJ👏🏼

I knew it wasn’t but still!!!

Is Shelagh wearing lipstick? i’m here for it!

but I don’t like her dress

@ wardrobe/costume ppl be nicer to my bby pls

“Well, there’s just a word that no-one likes singing. It’s in that line and it begins with a "b”’ 😂 lmaooo c'mon Tim 😂😂

He was talking about breast feeding like how many episodes ago why is he embarrassed now? 😂

Patrick laughing 😭 me as a parent tbh

Poor sickly Sister MJ 💔

My bbys Trixie and Shelagh are ¡interacting!! 💕😍

How do I get my hair to look like Trixie’s/Helen’s

SORRY CANCELED

Lol jk all will be well bby

SISTER MJ REALLY OUT HERE IN THE WOODS, LIKE HOW ??

Ah Shelagh’s dressed up again! Love it 😍 and she’s wearing earrings & matching pearls!! so pretty!! 💕💕

this has been an episode of gushing over Laura sorry not sorry

Look at her hat, she can wear anything

LMAO HE WASN’T EVEN PETER PAN GET OUT OF HERE MAN

You have to be impressed that this 80 yr old woman with dementia found her childhood home

for real though I want Shelagh’s coat

mrs willens + shelagh was kinda a friendship & was cute

“Well I stopped holding out against that happiness, didn’t I?"💔💖

people on this show are always holding hands platonically & romantically like how sweet and pure !?

"Almost all the world was before your time child … you are concerned to see it last a little longer”

Hell yea lets get it, round up the nuns and nurses lets SING !!

“But it sometimes seems to me the older I get, the more I have to learn” 😭

“We get so much out of love, we find strength in it and courage. Love is our foundation and our fuel”

DAMN IT WHY IS THE WRITING SO GREAT??!

HEIDI CAN WRITE MY EUOLGY SINCE SHE’LL BE THE CAUSE OF MY ACTUAL DEATH WHEN THIS SHOW IS  OVER ONE DAY *WHICH IS HOPEFULLY NEVER, ..I MEAN DAYS OF OUR LIVES IS ON SEASON 50 SO IT’S NOT IMPOSSIBLE🙃🙃*

shelagh and sister j❤️❤️ so pure. I love their relationship + moments together

BUT I STILL *NEED* TRIXIE & SHELAGH TO HAVE A REAL FRIENDSHIP + ACTUAL SCENES TOGETHER

no sister, it’s not your fault that she ran away😢

broadcast about to be lit

Why did we never see Trixie giving Barbara a makeup lesson😭😂

Trixie getting excited about putting makeup on Babs like same 😂I like helping people with makeup *even though I’m not even that good haha*

“Oh some lipstick might be nice, with a touch of gay geranium you’d look quite like Jean Simmons” SISTER W SNEAKS OUT TO THE MOVIE THEATRE ON HER DAYS OFF AND NO ONE WILL CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE OK

PHYLLIS GARGLING OMG

WHY IS IT SO FUNNY 😂

yea sister E I’m sorry you were kinda bitchy

I’m sorry to call a fictitious nun a bitch oops lol

SHE’S GOING TO REDEEM HERSELF AND FIND SISTER MJ THOUGH SO IT’S OKAY!! 😭👏🏼👏🏼

Tom is so handsome! i think the collar distracts you from noticing though haha

What does wet behind the ears mean and why does it sound cringey?

on the next episode of I didn’t know I was pregnant: Christmas miracles in Poplar

No but for real it seriously was a show on TLC😂 I had a phase where I watched like every show on that channel

“Antonia! Nanny found a bible in your room again” so?? like you wish she would’ve found drugs or something?

Ugh I don’t think Sister MJ will live 3 more series & I WILL BE A WRECK™ WHEN SHE DIES

Surprise! you’re pregnant & will give birth in the next 12 mins before this show ends

imagine omg never mind not feeling safe Iris I’d be freaking tf out

I told you sister Julienne just shows up and speaks and you just feel calm

“Love is not going to be halved, but doubled” I swear someone says this again in another episode but I can’t remember

maybe I’m lying idk

The Fred + Sister E dynamic was golden

what is Sister Evangelina holding?

it looks like a bong tbh

Sister MJ saying pawning her mother’s jewels was an “interesting experience"😂 dios te bengida, she needs to always be protected  

aw pats & deels reunited *and it feeelsss so gooddd*

Fred saying rigging this raffle is immoral like HE WASNT THE BIGGEST SCAMMER IN POPLAR

I was here for it though lol😂

Phyllis gargling 😂😂

Wait omg she has earrings on how precious!

I always notice when girls/women don’t have their ears pierced because I didn’t realize for the longest time that it’s mainly just hispanics that get their ears pierced when they’re babies😂 I’ve had mine since I was six weeks old👶🏼

"Beatrix Franklin, midwife of mystery” aka my bby and ray of sunshine✨😭

it’s all good though, Trixie has Christopher, Tom has Babs, now where’s my handsome Englishman??

cue Vanessa Redgrave

“Sometimes the route to joy is indirect, our journey home not quite as we expected. There is no magic star to guide our steps, no ancient prophecies to predict our way. The greatest gift is to know that we travel not alone, but in the company of others. That there are hands as can reach for and hearts to keep us warm..”

Laura’s angelic voice blessing™ me on this Saturday night

I need it after being degenerate every other day of the week

*sings loudly* CHRISTTTTTTTT THEEEE SAVIORRRR IS BORNNNNNN

AHH I WANT CHRISTMAS NOW ! + THE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL 

patsy lowkey snuggled up on Phyllis I love it

Trixie is serving looks in the corner 😍!

I still want those hoop earrings she has!

And they finally got a tv😭👏🏼

“And the family gathered round, watching their faces flicker black and white. Their very presence in the room an act of love, a welcome home”

*BANGS FISTS ON AN IMAGINARY TABLE* THIS SHOW IS SO BEAUTIFUL AND PURE AND IF YOU DISAGREE WE CAN FIGHT

I love it

Now I must go. until next time..

#who lets me do these lol #I dont stop #call the midwife #my commentaries™ #i have too much time on my hands #but not really #i am certified trash for this show

[razzledazzlefoshazzle]

1-200?

200:

My crush’s name is: Cassie

199:

I was born in: 1998, Australia, NSW

198:

I am really: I am really annoyed that you wanna know so much about me anon y u do dis

197:

My cellphone company is: Optus

196:

My eye color is: Brown

195:

My shoe size is: 11 Australia Mens

194:

My ring size is: i dont know

193:

My height is: 181cm or 5′10″ i tihnk

192:

I am allergic to: NOTHING I AM UNSTOPPABLE

191:

My 1st car was: No Car

190:

My 1st job was: I was an assistant at some guys authentic pizza shop. He was an asshole and i shouldve killed him before quitting.

189:

Last book you read: Ready Player One

188:

My bed is: My bed is my one true love and warm machine luv u bb

187:

My pet:  I have 2 dogs they’re fluffy love muffins called Pepsi (boy) Bella (Girl) ill post photos of them later!

186:

My best friend:

@schotts-fired

at this point i have as many memes with Kat as i do my real life best friend.

185:

My favorite shampoo is: Really nice smelling ones.

184:

Xbox or ps3: PS3

183:

Piggy banks are: Piggy banks are dumb i have a golden pineapple for my spare change.

182:

In my pockets:  earphones.

181:

On my calendar: every friday i do stuff but thats it

180:

Marriage is: cool

179:

Spongebob can: produce good memes

178:

My mom: Isnt nice i probably wont talk to her once i move out.

177:

The last three songs I bought were?Buying? Songs?

176:

Last YouTube video watched: Masculinity by Mr Sark

175:

How many cousins do you have? at least 3

174:

Do you have any siblings? 3 Brothers and a Sister ive seen twice

173:

Are your parents divorced? Yes

172:

Are you taller than your mom? Hell yeah shes a goblin at like 150cm.

171:

Do you play an instrument? No

170:

What did you do yesterday? I slept, watched movies, complained about the internet being down.

[ I Believe In ]

169:

Love at first sight: Not unless its a dog

168:

Luck: No but if someone does something better than me they’re lucky >:(

167:

Fate: No

166:

Yourself: No

165:

Aliens: I wish they would fix everything

164:

Heaven: Questioning my religious beliefs lately

163:

Hell: ^

162:

God: ^

161:

Horoscopes: No but they’re funny to read

160:

Soul mates: No.

159:

Ghosts: NOT BUT LIKE ALIENS I WANT THEM TO BE REAL GHOSTS PLEASE BE REAL.

158:

Gay Marriage: Yah its about as good as straight marriage

157:

War: its about as shit as i am

156:

Orbs: what are these?

155:

Magic: Refer to both ghosts and aliens.

[ This or That ]

154:

Hugs or Kisses: Hugs

153:

Drunk or High: Drunk

152:

Phone or Online: Online

151:

Red heads or Black haired: Red Heads

150:

Blondes or Brunettes: Brunettes

149:

Hot or cold: Cold

148:

Summer or winter: Winter

147:

Autumn or Spring: Spring

146:

Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate

145:

Night or Day: Night

144:

Oranges or Apples: Apples

143:

Curly or Straight hair: Straight

142:

McDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds

141:

White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: White Chocolate

140:

Mac or PC: PC

139:

Flip flops or high heals: High heals like healing in video games am i right?

138:

Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: Sweet and Poor

137:

Coke or Pepsi: Coke

136:

Hillary or Obama: Obama

135:

Burried or cremated: Burried so i may rise again!

134:

Singing or Dancing: Dancing

133:

Coach or Chanel: What

132:

Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks:Who

131:

Small town or Big city: Big City

130:

Wal-Mart or Target: Target

129:

Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: Adam Sandler

128:

Manicure or Pedicure: neither? 

127:

East Coast or West Coast: East coast cause western australia is a bunch of weirdos

126:

Your Birthday or Christmas: My birthday cause giving gifts is hard and spending time with people is easy.

125:

Chocolate or Flowers:Chocolate

124:

Disney or Six Flags: Disney

123:

Yankees or Red Sox: is that sports?

[ Here’s What I Think About ]

122:

War: War Never Changes

121:

George Bush: He definitely did sleep with that woman.

120:

Gay Marriage: Good again!

119:

The presidential election: Trump is a rollercoaster of emotion ranging from bad to worse. At least the memes are good!

118:

Abortion: Choice

117:

MySpace: Had some pretty good games on it

116:

Reality TV: awful

115:

Parents:  My parents? Out of the 4 ive had i like one of them.

114:

Back stabbers: What kind of question is this i hate them.

113:

Ebay: Dont use ebay really.

112:

Facebook: The thing i use so real life friends can contact me its trash.

111:

Work: My experiences have been, less than pleasant.

110:

My Neighbors: I dont know any of my neighbours but they’re rude and dont reply to my hello’s.

109:

Gas Prices: i dont fucking know

108:

Designer Clothes: I dont care for clothes i wear tshirts and trackies all the time.

107:

College: No opinion on call egg.

106:

Sports: Fun to play boring to watch

105:

My family: i like my dad and my brothers

104:

The future: must be better than now?

[ Last time I ]

103:

Hugged someone: someone i wasnt related to like a month ago

102:

Last time you ate: literally always

101:

Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile: last friday

100:

Cried in front of someone: fucking years ago i dont cry in front of people anymore

99:

Went to a movie theater: like a month ago

98:

Took a vacation: never

97:

Swam in a pool: 3 months ago

96:

Changed a diaper: never

95:

Got my nails done: a year ago

94:

Went to a wedding: also a year ago

93:

Broke a bone: never

92:

Got a peircing: never

91:

Broke the law: never

90:

Texted: couple hours ago

[ MISC ]

89:

Who makes you laugh the most: myself, anime

@schotts-fired

88:

Something I will really miss when I leave home is: the internet

87:

The last movie I saw: Taking of Pelham 123

86:

The thing that I’m looking forward to the most: Finding my happiness again

85:

The thing im not looking forward to: my ex making social interactions awkward again

84:

People call me: Jack

83:

The most difficult thing to do is: get out of bed, finish breakfast

82:

I have gotten a speeding ticket: no

81:

My zodiac sign is: Sagittarius 

80:

The first person i talked to today was:

@whoneedsasociallife

79:

First time you had a crush: Primary School one of my Teachers

78:

The one person who i can’t hide things from: Nobody.

77:

Last time someone said something you were thinking: Constantly

76:

Right now I am talking to: Nobody

75:

What are you going to do when you grow up: Anything hopefully ill be happy

74:

I have/will get a job: Someday

73:

Tomorrow: Movies with dad, night with friends

72:

Today: nothing

71:

Next Summer: nothing

70:

Next Weekend: also nothing

69:

I have these pets: 2 diggity doggos

68:

The worst sound in the world: the sound my computer makes when it bluescreens while music it playing

67:

The person that makes me cry the most is: my ex

66:

People that make you happy: almost nobody

65:

Last time I cried: like 5 hours ago

64:

My friends are: trash shit garbage

63:

My computer is: absolute trash after so many issues im planning on getting a new one

62:

My School: sucked complete ass i was abused by a teacher

61:

My Car: doesnt exist

60:

I lose all respect for people who: no answer

59:

The movie I cried at was: anything that involves any form of friendship and love, or dogs dying

58:

Your hair color is: brown

57:

TV shows you watch: read my about

56:

Favorite web site: tumblr/youtube

55:

Your dream vacation: the fucking moon

54:

The worst pain I was ever in was: I had a cough last year that completely killed my voice and tore up my throat, coughed up blood

53:

How do you like your steak cooked: Well Done

52:

My room is: Clean and tidy af

51:

My favorite celebrity is: none

50:

Where would you like to be: in the future

49:

Do you want children: no

48:

Ever been in love: yes it fucking ruined me

47:

Who’s your best friend:

@schotts-fired

we already have more memes than my irl best friend

46:

More guy friends or girl friends: girl friends

45:

One thing that makes you feel great is: memes

44:

One person that you wish you could see right now: nobody tbh

43:

Do you have a 5 year plan: nope

42:

Have you made a list of things to do before you die: climb Mt. Everest, thats it

41:

Have you pre-named your children: nope

40:

Last person I got mad at: myself

39:

I would like to move to: a place with good internet

38:

I wish I was a professional: Twitch Streamer

[ My Favorites ]

37:

Candy: Red Licorice

36:

Vehicle: Shopping trolleys i guess

35:

President: Obama

34:

State visited: I dont travel

33:

Cellphone provider: Optus

32:

Athlete: None

31:

Actor: None

30:

Actress: None

29:

Singer: None

28:

Band: None

27:

Clothing store: None

26:

Grocery store:None

25:

TV show: Doctor Who

24:

Movie: Cant remember

23:

Website: Tumblr/Youtube

22:

Animal: Dogs

21:

Theme park: Wet n’ Wild

20:

Holiday: New Years

19:

Sport to watch: None

18:

Sport to play: None

17:

Magazine: None

16:

Book: Ready Player One

15:

Day of the week: Friday

14:

Beach: Nobbys Beach 

13:

Concert attended: None

12:

Thing to cook: Potato Bake

11:

Food: Pork Ribs

10:

Restaurant: Any place that sells pork ribs

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Radio station: None.

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Yankee candle scent: what

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Perfume: no

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Flower: any that can go in my hair like a hipster

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Color: Purple

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Talk show host: John Oliver

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Comedian: Louis C.K.

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Dog breed: Shiba Inu

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Did you answer all these truthfully? maybe i dont know myself

Fuck you anon you cant stop me im dedicated as heck and butts fight me.

:Update: I went and updated these cause my internet came back!

#asks #about me #question thing