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stinkrascal · 9 months

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i swear to god bg3 wants me to become a mind flayer so bad bc i had to reload my save twice last night bc i got turned into a mind flayer mid battle and the whole game ended at one point, and then when i realized why that happened and fixed it, i was turned into a half illithid and had to reload my save again bc i dont wanna be one! like baldurs gate wtf let me live 😭

#bg3 spoilers #also THE EMPORER #i love him hes my husband now #apparently he’s romanceable… you know im gonna smooch that mind flayer #not this playthrough but eventually #im still trying for halsin 😁☝🏻 astarion is my situationship rn but he annoys me #hes so flippant like sir i need u to dedicate ur heart and soul to our love not struggle to use the term ‘girlfriend’ u rat #i hate when ppl are romantically unattached that is NOT me so astarion i hate you. be romantic why don’t you #actually it’s funny bc he’s the guy my pc is romancing rn but he also has the lowest approval of all her main companions lmao #shadowheart and gale would DIE for my pc right now. and halsin likes her a lot too! astarion is just like well she’s ok ig 🤷🏼 WE R DATING?#sorry i had 2 get this out. i stayed up til 5 am playing bg3 this game has taken over my life #FINALLY im at baldurs gate!!!

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girlboyburger · 7 months

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cozy cow comforts ... 🧸💕

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bluebellhairpin · 1 month

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Arthur Morgan, how I always return to you. Always.

#we can cough up our lungs together my love #he is so husband i need to marry him now #nemos thoughts #arthur morgan #red dead redemption 2

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clever-and-conceited · 27 days

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I mean, honestly.

#seth rollins #seth freakin rollins #wwe #wrestlemania #wrestlemania 40 #best entrance ever #like seriously #not just for this event #for ALL TIME #I love him #I hated him so much when he was the Monday Night Messiah #and now I just love his unhinged weirdness #reminds me of my husband #wrestling is for teh gays #texts with my sister #but really #mom is gay as hell #so is her wife

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leonisloresmith · 6 months

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Yes we all know John Dory is the straightest character ever but this idea wouldn’t leave me alone

#trolls #trolls band together #john dory #trolls john dory #oc x canon #me art #man’s wife transitioned into his husband and he never realized that makes him gay now #-John dory voice- yeah I love my husband (oblivious)

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bioticbooty · 2 months

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not to be dramatic but i would die for kaidan alenko

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stuckinapril · 3 months

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And on this Valentine’s I almost broke down in tears at a wife’s dedication to her heart surgeon husband whose brain is deteriorating with a rare case of dementia

#I shadowed the doctor for the first time today and almost broke down in tears multiple times listening to her talk about her story #he performed his last heart surgery last October. and ever since he’s been fading away and had to retire. rapid onset but behavior changes #were happening over the last like 6 years #this HEART SURGEON BRAINIAC started chewing tobacco in his 60s beyond his wife’s knowledge. a very common sign of this brain disease #I’m still in clinic but have to ride down to the office and get some chart stuff done now and I’m like?? spiraling about it still #at least love is real. they’ve been married for 45 years and she’s on top of her shit taking caring of him all by herself #and she only has glowing things to say about him #she wants her heart surgeon husband back but he’s fading away #I’ve wanted to be a doctor my whole life but I’m such a crybaby OK I’m going now #happy valentine’s day #p #v day

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blazeturbo102 · 8 months

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Oh, I was wrong, my parents still think Crowley and Aziraphale are just buddies🙃(they've just started S2)

I'm literally dying to see them get to the last episode, I'll just be there watching their reactions like

#good omens #good omens 2 #he was like 'I like that Crowley cares for his... friend; enough that he doesnt want that offer of power from hell'#i had to stare at my plate for a moment before I answered so I could control my face lmao #i mean; Crowley would do that even if he really loved him only as friend; but that's not what my dad meant; i can assure you😮‍💨#what did surprised me is that his fav is Aziraphale; and my mom's fav is Crowley; wasnt expecting that O.o #ineffable husbands #crowley #aziraphale #aziracrow #azicrow #go #go 2 #i said I'd be watching their reactions with a smile; but now that I think about it; ill probably just be crying my heart out🥲🥲

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takeyourpillsbitchh · 9 months

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𝚒 𝚊𝚕𝚠𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚍 𝚠𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚞𝚗 𝚜𝚎𝚝 𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚌𝚎𝚊𝚗. 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝚎𝚢𝚎𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚒𝚗 𝚊 𝚍𝚛𝚞𝚗𝚔𝚎𝚗 𝚑𝚊𝚣𝚎. 𝚒 𝚠𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚍 𝚒𝚝 𝚜𝚘 𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚎. 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚜𝚙𝚘𝚝 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚠𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚘𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚗𝚘𝚠. 𝚒 𝚙𝚒𝚌𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚒 𝚊𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚒𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚘𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚜 𝚎𝚗𝚐𝚞𝚕𝚏𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚋𝚕𝚞𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚔𝚢. 𝚒 𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞’𝚍 𝚋𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚖𝚎.

𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚏𝚒𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚘𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎 𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚖𝚢 𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚕𝚞𝚎.

#I guess I’m in my post mexico era right now #could you imagine how emotional Mickey would be if they traveled to Mexico together?#to the exact beach Mickey visited to drink away any and all thoughts of Ian cause he never thought he’d see him again?#Ian would be so loving and caring and they would have so many talk about things they both went through during that time #like im not okay 🥺#but look at them #happy babies #happy HUSBANDS #mickey milkovich #ian gallagher #shameless #gallavich #i love them #gallavich fanart #chey draws #cheys art

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literalnobody · 8 months

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I want to hear your thoughts on Feral predator!

Okay we don't have three hours so let's just hit tha BULLETS BABYY:

Easily the most honourable Predator in the franchise (committed to matching his Prey's weaponry with ONE exception, always allows his prey to attack him first again with ONE exception)

Easily the sexiest Predator design so far. Yes this one is subjective and he's not wearing fishnets BUT that mask, his colouration, the fact that he is perpetually wet-looking. I love this little meow meow :3

The way Feral is framed by the film is almost as a duel protagonist to Naru - I truly don't feel the script treats him as a rival she is waiting to encounter in the first act, but a character with thoughts and emotions on his own journey. There's a great deal of empathy, I think, placed on the audience's viewing of Feral. He's incredibly expressive in his movements and the film takes time to show him considering the world he's interacting with. The scene that drives me especially bananas is when he picks up the cigar, throws it down with little interest, and then picks up the plant that Naru left in respect for the buffalo. It's the delicacy with which he handles it, the way the film lingers to let us see him consider and think about it. There's these little moments where the film wants us to project human emotions onto Feral (in my opinion obviously) instead of treating him as a big scary Other

C'mon the scene where he kills the trappers is just. It might as well be pornography I mean what do you want me to say

I love his silly little red cloaking device. It's so ineffective and I love that for him 🥰

see this post I made for how I feel about the Bear scene

Anyway all of this to say. Feral did nothing wrong and he and Naru should have teamed up to fight the trappers. That's where the script wanted to go (in my OPINION) but someone stuck their finger in the pie at some point during rewrites I think 😤 but my monsterfucker heart can dream, can it not......

#sowwy this is a bit incoherent. im a sleepy bitch right now :3c #asks #prey 2022 #i just love him!!! he's my husband

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chicxibalba · 2 months

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daily ornstein

#FUCK i love this weirdo to death but he's so hard to draw #i'll nail him but for now you get this #my husband #Dark Souls #Dragon Slayer Ornstein

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cerise-on-top · 4 months

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Hello! Are you still writing hcs?

Graves with a spouse(writing this as a husband for him myself 🥰) who loves sewing and knitting, or some something amongst 'cozy hobbies' like embroidery, reading, poetry or baking. Just wondering How a relationship would be between them or how Graves would act.

Your writing is very lovely btw! I fell in love with it, very beautiful!

Hello! I am still writing HCs, it'll probably be a little bit longer until I take a proper break! That was a really cute request, I liked that one! Domestic and sweet stuff like that is always the best, so thank you for bestowing a request like that upon me! (❀❛ ֊ ❛„)♡

Graves with a Spouse with Cozy Hobbies

As mentioned already, Graves loves feeling like the big, strong, useful man in the relationship, so he’d absolutely love you even more if you have “soft and cozy” hobbies like the ones you mentioned. While he is very much a talker, something like knitting can be done while holding a conversation, so he’ll definitely talk to you as you work on your next project. He thinks it’s really awesome, the way your hands move so quickly to create something like a sweater, a scarf, or even a plushie. You don’t really look at him, way too absorbed in your project and not wanting to make even a single mistake, but you still spend time with him. It’s ideal, he can tell you the newest, juiciest gossip among his Shadows while you make him the coziest sweater he’s ever seen. Lets you measure him, if you need and want to, because he really wants that sweater. You wanna put a cute little motif, like a cup of coffee on it as well? He’ll fall in love even more than before.

But even when he’s tired, he wants to spend his time with you. Instead of talking, he’ll lean against you and watch you crochet a bit before nodding off ever so slowly. It’s nice, it’s repetitive, for the most part, and it’s also quiet. By the time he wakes up he gets to see more of your beautiful creation, so that’s a big plus. And when he isn’t dozing off against you, he’s more than happy to hold your yarn and make it a bit longer when you need it. There’s something magical about watching you crochet. He had to crochet in elementary school, but, since he didn’t want to sit down for something like that, he wasn’t very good at it. His strengths always lied elsewhere, so it’s fascinating to him that you can sit in the same position for hours on end, barely moving, and still having fun. The only time he has to do that is when he’s filing reports, and afterwards he needs something to take his mind off of those.

Graves, every time he’s about to go out without you, will always ask you if you need anything from the arts and crafts stores, willing to buy you the loveliest fleece for felting if you ask him for it. Hell, if you want to sell your plushies, or your creations in general, he’s probably the best man to have on your side. Especially when it comes to plushies. Some of his Shadows have families with children, so he knows some of them would love your creations. Might sometimes ask you if you could knit or crochet a baby wooly hat for one of them, if you have the time, since his Shadows know you can be trusted with a task like that. You will always be reimbursed, either by his Shadows or by Graves himself. Sometimes he does like to gift his Shadows something you made and pretend they bought it. You’ll always get your money, but it might sometimes be out of Graves’ pocket.

He definitely likes the domesticity of it. He can go about his day, certain you won’t get hurt, unless you’re sewing or embroidering. But he’d never stop you from pursuing a craft like that. In fact, he’ll actively encourage you, always asking about your projects and wanting to know if he can help you in any way. He wants to see your embroidery, your crocheting, your sewing, as well, so he might gently pick it up from time to time, view it from every angle and give you feedback a la Graves, praising you like only he could.

When you’re a baker you can be sure he’ll taste test your stuff every single time. He has a bit of a sweet tooth, not too much, but he loves you, so he’s willing to eat everything you make. If you’re up making cookies, then he’ll help you by either buying you the best, most reliable hand mixer he can find, or by stirring the dough himself so your arms won’t get too tired. This he does under the condition that he gets to be the first person to try your cookies, your cake, your cobbler. He may not be the worst baker, but he can still learn a lot from you. That he does with all the love in the world, looking at you with an adoring expression as you put the baked goods in the oven, waiting for them to finish. Always has a big smile on his face when he watches you be this content with your life. While you wait for it to properly bake, he’d sometimes ask you to play card games with him. Always lets you win on purpose during those times since you always look so happy when you win. Afterwards he rewards you with a kiss.

While he may be everything but a fan of poetry, he can respect you being one. Will listen to everything you have to say about them, from your analyses to you reading one out loud. If you have a few poets you like especially well then Graves will bend his back trying to find beautiful anthologies of their works. Maybe some books with a few gold engravings that would look well on a shelf. He wants you to know that, despite him not being interested, he still supports you. While you’re reading a book, he might sneak up on you, startle you and then take you into his arms, trying to get you comfortable so you can continue to read. Might glance at your book from time to time to get a feeling for what you’re reading. If it’s something especially cheesy he might chuckle a bit and call you out on being a hopeless romantic, giving you a kiss to your nose afterwards.

Overall, he likes it. It’s nice, not having to worry about you going god knows where and ending up injured. Besides, he always has something nice to come home to, whether that be some beautiful embroidery of violets or a Sachertorte you made from scratch. Will always praise you for doing well, will always make sure you have the means to keep creating, baking and reading. Does his best to keep it that way as well, you’re his precious little darlin’ and you deserve the world and so much more in his eyes.

#cod #cod x reader #phillip graves #phillip graves x reader #I know there are a lot of us who feel that way but I am one of the many people to have a love-hate relationship with Graves #would I beat the living daylights out of him if he ever talked to me? yes #would I also tend to his wounds if I found him injured and in pain? absolutely #he also sort of made me realise that a southern accent is actually kind of charming #apparently people from the south also grill religiously which is lovely since my parents do the same so I'm used to that #Graves is a stinker and I'd rather get pulped than admit I like him #even so it's lovely to see Graves' husband come here and tell me something cute and sweet! kudos to you for being open about him!#I used to hate him. then I struggled to hate him. now I hate him again but I'd put a Hatsune Miku bandaid on him if he cut himself #stupid idiot and yet I follow a few people on here who pretty much only post about Graves with a few others here and there #mans is an enigma to me I don't know what to make of him at all except he's kind of fun #good to see I get to write about him as well though!

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unlicensedinvestigator · 1 year

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