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well-golly-gee-balkan · 7 months
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Two-Bit, to Johnny : Please, picking locks is my specialty
Two-Bit: *throws a brick through the window*
Two-bit: Okay, lets go
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jo-harrington · 1 year
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Standard Operating Procedures 1.02 (Eddie Munson x Store Manager!Reader)
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Pairing: Eddie Munson x Fem!Reader
Summary: You get to meet Eddie's friends.
Previous Part: Standard Operating Procedures 1.01
Warnings/Themes: AU where the Upside Down doesn't terrorize Hawkins. Reader works at the Claire's at StarCourt. Eddie works at TapeWorld. Fluffy, silly, mutual pining, slowish burnish. Allusions to more of Eddie's trauma/shitty people being shitty that will probably come up later. Some silly, goofy "boys will be boys" moments with Corroded Coffin.
Note: I keep introducing new characters and I'm sorry. (I mean it's only 2 at this point...3? I't doesn't matter. It's my party and I will have a million side characters if I want to.) But Welcome to SOP 1.02, the second of what will be many nights out with Eddie and Store Manager.
I know I'm posting this one after Corrective Action, but it technically comes before it. I'm working on writing chronologically...it is just taking a hot minute. I'm like a Time Lord, my brain doesn't work that way. One day we will catch up to Closing Time and then it doesn't have to be mutual pining and cute friendship/early relationship stuff, it can be love and fluff and probably some more angstier angst and filthy smut.
Besides I just love their goofy little date nights. And I needed to write something fluffy and lighthearted since this weekend seems to be angsty chapter fest elsewhere in the fic world. (iykyk. I love it, I just need some silliness.)
You can find my masterlist here for more featuring our resident Store Manager and all of my other random Eddie Headcanons.
Please do not interact if you are not 18+.
Enjoy!
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“What time are you off tonight?”
“Uhhh,” you looked up at Eddie as he jogged into the store, partially out of breath. You were halfway through a piercing, but couldn’t possibly be annoyed at his appearance; he was quickly becoming one of your favorite people, after all.
Besides, it was another long, busy day; you and your ASM had both been doing back-to-back piercings for at least two hours, and there was a practically endless line at the cash wrap. With the (unexpected) success of the store, you were allowed to hire some new associates, one of whom was currently training on the register.
You welcomed the distraction that Eddie brought.
“The regular time? Why?" you asked, then paused for a second. "And sorry, but did you run up here?”
“Escalator is out of order,” he shrugged, still panting. Then under his breath “fuck, I shouldn’t skip out on gym so much.”
“The smoking is probably not doing you any favors either,” you tutted in a stage whisper and he rolled his eyes. "Give me like...a few minutes to finish up and then we can chat? And I swear to god, just wait in here please and not near the door; my conversion really sucks today."
He held up his hands innocently before shuffling off to the side to browse. You watched him for another second--admired how handsome goofy he looked--and then you turned back to the preteen in your chair. 
“Ok…you ready? Just one more time. One…two…” The girl winced a little bit as the needle punctured her ear. “I know it hurt but it wasn't too bad right? And you'll look so cool!” 
The soft “pretty” that came from her when you presented the mirror to show her the finished product a few minutes later was enough to make you smile brightly. After a quick "thank you" she skipped to the checkout line to proudly show her new earrings to her father--a man who clearly watched too much Magnum PI if the mustache and Hawaiian shirt were any indicator.
Once the station was cleaned up and you checked in with the rest of your team, you turned your attention to your visitor. You grabbed some random accessory off of one of the fixtures as you approached him.
"Excuse me sir, I think I found exactly what you need to complete your look today," you said in the entirely too bubbly way you usually spoke to customers. The one that you knew, after Eddie confessed during lunch the other day, made his skin crawl a little.
"It's a customer service voice."
"It's creepy."
"Oh yeah? And what's that?" he asked, eyebrows raised as he turned to you. From behind your back, you revealed a dressup headband that had fluffy red hearts wobbling on springs on either side of the head. You stood on your toes and jammed it onto his head, unable to contain your laughter as he leaned back to catch a glimpse of himself in a nearby mirror. "Yeah, yeah, laugh it up, but I think this really works."
He turned back to you and fluffed his hair a little. Then he held his hands below his chin while fluttering his eyelashes prettily.
“So what’s up?” You asked once he took the headband off. “I thought you were off on Fridays.”
“I am,” he nodded. “For Hellfire. But...it's a special circumstance. There's an early screening of this new movie--Day of the Dead? Did you ever see Night of the Living Dead? Of course you have, it's a classic."
"Sure."
"This ones, like, the last one of the trilogy." He had admitted to you last week that Return of the Jedi was his (secret) favorite of the Star Wars trilogy and that the last movies in trilogies were, in his opinions, the best. "Anyway it's gotta be good."
"It does sound cool." You agreed.
"Well I'm glad you think so, because I asked Jeff to get an extra ticket..." he paused and you could see the nerves settle in. "I figured...you might want to join us? If you're free after work?” 
He rambled on about his friends and how “Gareth got his license, finally, which is why we're really going out” and “Dave always screams at jump scares but it's hilarious.” Trying to convince you that they were good and cool, but you could guess what he was trying to say underneath it all.
They’re cool guys and I’m a cool guy. We're going to see a cool movie, so please don’t say no. 
After two Sunday afternoons and a handful of lunches spent together, it was still baffling to see how bashful he could become. How he still tripped up on his words and gave you every single opportunity to turn him down. To turn him away.
He told you some people were shitty to him for repeating senior year. And he worried about you finding out about some reputation he had. But even if you hadn't witnessed it yourself yet, it wasn't hard to put two and two together that, overall, people weren't very nice to him.
You knew you had been lucky; the only people to really bully you were related to you. But you still couldn't understand how people could be so cruel, especially to the absolute sweetheart in front of you who was currently rocking on his toes, and fidgeting with his rings, and avoiding your eyes as he just kept talking.
Eddie was funny, witty, cute, thoughtful, and probably hopped up on too much sugar all the time.
"...and I know it probably doesn't sound fun to go to the movies with a bunch of high school guys but--"
"No it sounds like a great time," you agreed.
"Really?" He had that deer-in-the-headlights look that you were secretly starting to enjoy. "It's not stupid?"
"No," you shook your head. "And I want to meet your friends. You kind of talk about them a lot. So it'd be nice to put faces to names."
"They might bully you for listening to Duran Duran," he warned.
Was he trying to get you to turn him down?
"Then don't tell them about that!"
"I might need to be bribed," he hummed cheekily, clearly unable to keep a smile off of his face.
"Gosh, you ask me to go to the movies with you, and now you're blackmailing me," you sighed. "Fine...I'll get you any sour candy you want. But you can't put it in the popcorn!"
He held out his hand to shake on it and you rolled your eyes as you slapped your hand into his.
He grinned and whooped in excitement, then ran out of the store. Before you could even blink, he was back and, in a move that made your heart beat a little harder in your chest, he leaned down and gave the back of your hand a very light kiss.
What?
"I'll leave you to your sparkly kingdom, your Highness," he announced with an over exaggerated, grandiose voice as he returned to his full height. "See you at 7." He then winked and ran back out.
WHAT?!
"My conversion Eddie!" You called after him once you got back to your senses.
The loud crack of his laughter echoing though the mall was just enough to make you forgive him.
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“Ok so is this a date?” your ASM asked softly as she counted your register down before you left. "The last time it wasn't a date, but is it a date now? Movies? Sharing popcorn?"
"His friends are gonna be there. It's just...hanging out."
"Oooh, meeting some of his friends. Are you gonna sit next to him? Dark movie theater, perfect for smooching."
"Shut up. No it isn't perfect for smooching.”
"But you’re gonna sit next to him. You're avoiding eye contact, you’re nervous," she sing-songed and you groaned. "This is a date!"
Mindy was a former stay-at-home mom who got bored of being at home now that the kids were all in school. It should have been weird, managing someone almost a decade older than you, and you both voiced your concern during the interview that one would treat the other like some dumb kid. You because you were younger and didn't have as much life experience, and Mindy because she didn't have much retail experience and would be working with a bunch of teenagers. But you both agreed not to let that influence your treatment of one another.
There was mutual respect and trust.
There was also relentless teasing. On Mindy's part, at least.
"Ok, listen, I told you that he's great but he said this thing the first time we hung out."
"What thing? Why is this the first time I'm hearing about this thing?" she put her dollar-clenching hands on her hips and stared at you in a way that only a mother could.
You explained how he mentioned, specifically, that your first night out wasn't a date. How disappointed you were. How embarrassed you were that you would even entertain that idea and were now doing everything in your power not to think of him as cute and stomp all the hopes and dreams of your own mall romance into the dirt.
All of your insecurities about your non-existent love life laid out for her--and everyone else in the busy store--to hear.
And Mindy just snorted in your face.
"I don't think I'm that old, but you kids really need to stop overthinking things," she laughed and slammed the cash drawer shut. "Alright you're all set. Go have fun on your not-date."
"I really hate you," you deadpanned and turned to leave.
You were about halfway through the trek across the mall to the multiplex when you did exactly what Mindy told you to stop doing: overthink.
Eddie was worried you might not like his friends...what if his friends didn't like you?
They were younger, still in high school. (You were blatantly ignoring that you could say the same thing about Eddie.) And you had a younger brother who was still in high school. When you were still at home his friends thought you were stupid and old and gross, as kids do.
You drove your grandpa's old car--handed down when his doctor told him he couldn't drive anymore--you didn't listen to whatever new bands they were obsessing over, you didn't know all the cool young slang.
You'd think, working with a bunch of teenagers, that you would pick something up, but for as long as you had been given keys at your old store, you tried to keep a little bit of distance with the younger associates. It helped get them to see you in an authoritative light, to trust your leadership.
And it absolutely stunted your social ability.
And your brother and his friends could smell it like sharks smelling blood in the water.
It had never bothered you--they were little twerps anyway who you'd threatened to beat up when they got too annoying anyway--until now.
What is it that Eddie's friends would find cool?
You knew about the band, and obviously you both had been bickering over discussing music. He also told you about his Hellfire Club, which conveniently consisted of the same group. And while you couldn't really wrap your head around the mechanics of the game from the description--he had offered to lend you some of his books to help you understand--you did think some of the creatures and characters he described were intriguing.
And hell, you might not know a whole lot about fantasy, but you sure as hell knew about escapism. Maybe they all were looking for a way out of their realities too.
But that was probably too heavy a topic to talk about with a bunch of teen boys at the movies.
"There she is, late," Eddie's voice broke through your thoughts as you approached the mall entrance to the theater. You looked up to find the small group of boys leaning against the wall beside the box office.
You could do this.
Or pretend to, at least.
Besides, it was just Eddie. You could be cool for him.
"You said 7?" you argued. "I clocked out at 6:45!"
"Well we're gonna miss the previews," one of the boys grumbled good-naturedly, before breaking into a small smile. "Hey, I'm Gareth."
"The drum prodigy!" You exclaimed and his smile got a little bashful.
"Shut up," he muttered. "You haven't even heard us play yet!"
You quickly introduced yourself and Eddie clapped his hands on each of his friends' shoulders as he introduced them and gave you a little fact about each of them in a way only Eddie could.
"We have Gareth, obviously, the man of the hour with a real, legitimate drivers license," Eddie sniffled and wiped a fake tear from his eye. "Can't believe he's all grown up. But let the record show that I taught him how to parallel park."
"Dave, who, I have recently learned, can fully recite Edgar Allan Poe's The Raven from memory. Iambic pentameter and all that shit, right? Guess you only look dumb, huh, Davey."
"And Jeff, Jeffrey, Jefferson, my right hand man. Not just the peanut butter to my jelly, but both slices of bread too. Where in the world would I ever be without him? Actually, maybe I would have graduated by now."
They all smiled and greeted you; it was clear that they adored Eddie and enjoyed the attention of their fearless leader, even while swatting at him as he embarrassed them.
All except Jeff, who had given you a tight, cordial smile--a strained flash of braces--and then urged everyone to follow him in.
The three younger boys bickered about snacks while you all waited in line, Gareth and Dave turning to ask you your preferences every now and again.
Whenever they couldn't decide on something--jalapeños on the nachos or no, extra butter or extra salt on the popcorn, wait should we get the hot dog combo--Eddie would swoop in with a sharp "shut up" and play mediator, then turn back to you with the biggest, fondest grin and an eye roll.
It was cute.
He was cute.
It was heartwarming to see him with his friends. You hadn't been hanging out with him for very long at all, but it was nice that he liked you enough to share this, share his friends, with you.
Once you all had your treats, including the sour candy you had promised Eddie, you made your way into the theater, only for the boys to bicker, once again, about who was sitting where. They each had their preferences and argued over the pros and cons of each. Dave like the aisle but so did Jeff, and Gareth--a self-proclaimed movie theater expert--said the center of the theater had the best viewing and sound experience. Eddie just preferred the back.
"Because if the movie is shit, you can just throw popcorn at the people further up who are making out."
"Or just watch them and--hey!"
"Not in front of a lady, dingus!"
You just hung back and enjoyed the show while apologizing to the other moviegoers for blocking their way to picking their own seats.
"Well where do you want to sit?" Eddie abruptly turned to you.
"Uh, well." You didn't think you really had a choice in this; you were just invited last-minute. This was their outing. "I'm just a guest. Whatever you guys pick is fine with me."
"Do you even like going to the movies?" Jeff laughed, but there was a slightly annoyed undertone that you wondered momentarily if you were just imagining. "Or watching scary movies?"
"I mean, yeah, who doesn't like movies," you shrugged, figuring it wasn't really the time or place to be discussing your preferences in movies either. "And horror...well, my dad always said it was cursed or something, but it's fun, they're funny."
The lights started to dim in the theater and you swore you saw Jeff roll his eyes.
"Funny?"
What was his deal?
"Yeah, when something scares you and then you jump and it makes you laugh. Especially when it's lame and cheesy. And...it's like when you ride a rollercoaster, it makes your stomach go...funny."
They all muttered in understanding, but you still felt uncertain.
"That's an interesting way of looking at it, sweetheart. I guess we all just like to get scared shitless," Eddie grinned. He clapped his hand on Gareth's shoulder. "Alright, since we're here to celebrate Gareth the Great's accomplishments, he gets to choose."
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About a half hour in, you needed to go to the bathroom and you shimmied past the boys, doing everything in your power not to get flustered when Eddie put his hand on your hip to steady you, with a soft "careful" so you wouldn't fall over onto the next row of people.
Not that he would be able to see in the dark theater anyway.
But you felt like...somehow, he would know.
You took a deep, calming breath of relief when you got out to the lobby of the theater and joined the line for the bathroom.
The movie was good, suspenseful.
Eddie didn't lie when he said Dave screamed at jumpscares. He also conveniently forgot to mention that he liked talking during movies. People nearby kept turning their heads to shush him when he got too loud, too excited, gushing over one thing or another to someone in the group.
"Guys did you see that?"
"That was really fucked up."
"Wait what happened? I couldn't hear what they said."
It was also just not helping any of your efforts to bury your attraction for Eddie when you shared an armrest and a bucket of popcorn. Your fingers would brush his when he offered to share his candy with you. Your breath would hitch during scary moments and he would knock his knuckles with yours and give you a shit-eating grin.
“Funny my ass.”
“Shut up, you’re the worst.”
You did everything in your power to ignore the electric tingles along your skin.
“Quiet I can’t hear.”
Then there was Jeff sitting on Eddie’s other side, who would make comments like that every now and again.
It’s not like you had enough time to get a good read on Jeff; Eddie had said he was working on his confidence on-stage, maybe he also needed it off-stage? Maybe he had a hard time meeting new people? Or...or maybe he was just a stand-off-ish kind of guy, broody?
Or maybe...
Or maybe he just didn’t like you.
You really hoped that wasn't the case, but it sure seemed like it.
You knew how it felt when there was one friend in the group that just didn't like you as much as they liked the others, how they went out of their way to make you feel just a little bit unwelcome. How everyone else would just shake it off, because you'd all been hanging out for years, and it was just good natured anyway.
But this wasn't that.
This wasn't your friend group; these were Eddie's friends, and you really hadn't given them a reason to dislike you. You wanted them to like you; you wanted them to...tell Eddie he wasn't wasting his time being your friend.
The other guys seemed nice enough.
Right?
And you really wanted to try, especially with Jeff, who Eddie spoke of fondest.
Of course, he spoke of all the boys fondly…but whatever happened that caused Corroded Coffin to break up—something Eddie seemed incredibly hesitant to talk about—Jeff had been there to build it back up again. And you could tell how proud Eddie was of his friend, how grateful he was to have him.
You didn't want Eddie's closest friend to have a problem with you, his newest.
You went about your business in the bathroom, staring at your reflection for an extra long second, practicing your smile so it wouldn't seem too customer-service-y or artificial--your well-practiced mask that had always gotten you ahead at work--in case that was why Jeff had a problem. Did he think you were fake?
You just wanted to know the truth.
And you didn't have to wait long to find out, because on your way out of the bathroom, you saw Jeff waiting by the entrance of the theater. His arms were folded across his chest and he tapped his foot impatiently.
"Everything...ok?" you asked hesitantly.
"Yeah," he replied, with that same strained smile he gave you earlier. "I just wanted to talk really quick."
"Oh...kay," you agreed. "Listen, if I did anything wrong, or to offend you, I'm sorry. I know I can be too much someti--"
"Why are you hanging out with Eddie?" he interjected, cutting right to the chase. You frowned and cocked your head to the side in question. "Why are you being nice to him?"
"Why shouldn't I?" you asked in return. "He's a nice guy. He asked me to come to the movies with you guys. I’m sorry if it was just supposed to be your time together—”
"Not just now," Jeff looked around nervously, as if he was afraid to make eye contact. "He came to practice the other week excited that you agreed to go out with him and that you were cool and he was nervous and he hasn't shut up about you ever since."
Your heart got stuck in your throat. Obviously he had to tell his friends about you if he invited you to go to the movies, but...he hadn't shut up about you?
"But he's been through a lot and he doesn't deserve whatever...whatever scheme you have planned by hanging out with him. S-so this is your chance to let him down now, before you really hurt him."
You were quickly brought back to reality.
Jeff was staring at you now, expectantly. All traces of nervousness gone.
"Why would I have a scheme? Why would I hurt him?" you questioned.
"Because you're not the first pretty, popular girl to hang around with him, only to make him feel like shit afterwards once they get what they want."
Oh.
Oh no.
"If you're trying to score some cheap weed or something--"
"I'm not."
"--Or like...get some sort of laugh at his expense with those girls you work with--"
"Jeff."
"Just know that it really hurt him last time," he concluded. "Like really broke him down, on top of everything else, and it took everything I had to get him back. He's my best friend; the closest thing I have to an older brother. And he's the best guy I know. I can't stand to see him get that way again because someone else was too selfish to consider his feelings."
Your head was spinning, trying to put all of the pieces together.
And it was only making you incredibly sad for your friend.
"So..." Jeff took a breath and straightened his shoulders, as if he would step in your path to block you from entering the theater if you didn't give him the answer he wanted. "Tell me the truth. What do you want with Eddie?"
What did you want?
What didn't you want?
"I want to be his friend," you began. "I don't have that many people here, Jeff. I left home for the first time ever, and I'm kind of alone and it's scary. I don't really hang out with the people I work with because I have boundaries. And Eddie has been one of the only people I've met outside of work, technically, and he's been one of the most welcoming people so far.
"I want to eat junk food with him, and listen to his corny jokes, and get to see his favorite places in Hawkins, even though he swears up and down that it's a shit hole. And hurting him is the very last thing I want to do. But pain is just a part of life, and as much as we want to, we can't just...stop him from getting hurt at every step of the way.
"It's really admirable that you came out here to try and protect him, Jeff. I'm glad he has a friend like you. And hopefully now, since we'll have an understanding, we can be friends too," you finished with a smile.
Jeff hesitated then relaxed, the need to be Eddie's protector pretty much vanished. He wrung his hands together for a moment before sighing.
"Yeah," he agreed slowly. "I think we can be friends… Even though you're old." He grinned mischievously.
Low blow.
"Ouch! Thanks, I'm not that much older than you guys.”
"I mean, you're old enough to buy alcohol, right?" he asked expectantly.
"I'm not buying beers for you guys," you deadpanned.
"That makes you old."
"...still not buying you beer."
"Well, shit, you're not only old, you're lame too," Jeff laughed. "So...let's go back in? Before Eddie sends a search party."
"Hey, does he tell you guys not to fall into the toilet when you go to the bathroom too?"
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Once you got back to your seats, Eddie hemmed and hawed about how the two of you missed the "best part," which he theatrically reenacted for you with Gareth and Dave after the show was over and you headed back into the mall.
He also couldn't shut up about it as he walked you back to your car in the employee lot. The other guys left, Gareth proudly showing off his new license by driving the other guys home in his mom's station wagon.
"The blood, the flesh," Eddie gushed, creepily running his fingers over your neck and shoulders, giving you the chills as you swatted at him. "It was so gross!!!"
"I'm sorry I missed it. Guess we're just gonna have to go see it again."
"We should do a group zombie costume for Halloween; it would be so cool. We could go trick or treating; the people around here don't really care how old you are. Scare all of the kids with some blood and guts. What do you think?"
"Sounds fun, I think you guys would look great!" You agreed.
"No, I meant you too," he insisted and then immediately backtracked. "Shit...unless you don't want to. Or you had another costume planned. I mean Halloween is months away but..." He continues rambling and you shake your head and stop him.
"Hey, I just figured it was something you'd want to do with the guys," you explained. "Not...me. Who am I? Not part of the band, not in Hellfire Club."
"Why wouldn't I want you there," he smiled, a little bashfully. Not the full, world-moving smile that changed the topography of his face, but a quiet one, one that made him look deceptively innocent. One that you hoped deep down, a little, was just for you. "With me--with us?!"
You couldn't get your hopes up.
You really couldn't.
“I-I mean, the guys all really liked you,” he continued. “I’m sure they’d want you there too.”
"I really liked them all too," you began. "They were cool...so if the guys are ok with it...and we don't do some stupid costume contest at work--they do things like that you know? Corporate sends out a stupid contest for a pizza party and...
"A-anyway, yeah I'd like to be part of your zombie group costume."
"Really?" he asked, similarly to earlier when he asked you to the movies.
"I mean...I might need to be bribed."
Eddie fell to his knees theatrically as you reached your car and you giggled, earning weird stares as people walked by on their way to their cars.
"Oh Queen of Glitter Kingdom," he began, one hand grabbing yours and the other over his heart. "I, your faithful servant, do promise to provide you with whatever sour candy you desire, as much as you please, from the collective treat buckets of the Hellfire Club if you deign to grace us with your presence during Trick or Treating this All Hallows Eve.
"Too much?" he asked after a short pause.
"Maybe," you tilted your head back and forth in consideration. Maybe too much, but that was part of what made him...him. "But I accept your most tempting offer."
He kissed your hand again before jumping to his feet with an excited yelp.
And once again, that thought returned:
How could anyone purposefully hurt a sweet nerd like Eddie?
"See you Sunday sweetheart?" he asked, wet eyes glistening happily.
"Yeah," you agreed. "See you Sunday."
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Next Part: Standard Operating Procedures 1.03
Sales Associates (AKA the tag list): @gaysludge @storiesbyrhi @tayhar811 @spookybabey @word-wytch @maidenofartemis @dreamlandcreations @wickedbelle @blue-eyed-lion @aysheashea @blue-mossbird @abibliophobiaa
If you weren't given hours this week (if I forgot to tag you), I'm really sorry, we're just tight on payroll. I'll make sure you get a shift next time. ;)
(GUYS JUST LET ME HAVE THIS BIT!)
Let me know if you'd like to be tagged in future installations of the Store Manager Verse.
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moshieee · 11 days
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Hello it is I, random anon who does not know you and has never interacted with you before, what is your opinion of your mutuals?
Oh hi @bixell-pixell I'll include you even if we're not mutuals I think you're pretty chill all things considered
That's kinda it idk you that well
Anyways
You didn't specify so I'm going to list all my mutuals in the order of oldest to newest on my following page that I remember sorry of I missed anyone and for the @ s
*inhales*
@e-the-village-cryptid (I don't have a tag for e yet but it would probably just be E)
Not only the first person who I became friends with here but also the first one I ever started sharing my stories with, even if we don't talk too much I'm glad Every time we do and I see them on my dash, (they bring some of my favorite posts and when I do send posts sometimes I mix up and send them their own reblogs) I'm so glad we're still friends, thanks for letting me ramble about stuff for 6 hours hehe
@jaqofallgenders (no tag for jaq yet either)
my in person friend and the longest friendship I've ever had with someone, love you 🫶. I'll be more specific on Monday if our ADHD doesn't kick in and make us both forget
@strawberry-seal77 (seal-berry!!!)
Hi hi hi yellows my friend 👋 the person I consider to be the second ever friend I made on here, a lovely person as well and wait waaa and an amazing artist too 👀??? Love you silly goofball and the amazing posts and jokes you have we should chat more often I thinkith.
@rabid-mercenary16 (Rabid jumpscare)
Hey hey hey .... BWAMP! Hope you feel better soon
I probably have the most to say about Rabid but all try to make it a bit shorter. besides being the first artist to do art jokes and include me, with we also became mutuals and interacting around a time when my life started to get a lot better. Even if she's not the only factor in that I definitely associate her with stuff improving, and she did play a big factor in it (I already explained a lot on my Valentine's Day gift to her and the others). Also she's just an awesome person to spend time with and be goofy, amazing sense of humor and I just love being friends with such an awesome person and artist.
@dia-smthidk (Dia fren)
I'm assuming you don't want a bowl of soup
I also said a lot about them in my Valentine's Day gift, but we've become closer friends sense then even if we don't get to chat as much as I'd like to. I relate a lot and am surprised how we have so much in common. Amazing artist and person as well and I wish we could hang out more, idc if they think they're bringing down the mood when/if they bring stuff up about irl, and maybe I won't figure out their timezone but oh well, please take care of yourself gender sibling.
@bunnybunnsowo (BUN BUN BROTHER!!)
little brother 🫶🫶💝💞🫶✨👋❤️!!!
(I could have sworn we became mutuals before Dia?)
another person I shared a lot about with the Valentine's Day gift, I love you my little brother! Seriously one of the kindest people I've met and I'm so glad they have bug in his life. Bun deserves the world and they keep sending me opposum images!!! Gona die from cuteness and his kindness one of these days istg
@spookykittyzzz (greaah why don't I have a tag for you???)
A very kind person and artist I don't know too much sense we're not that close yet but love the few chats we have had so far. Hope we get to hang out more even if I'm awful at reaching out to others and saying hi.
@glitchyk (goop buddies)!!
Nooo the parallels
One of the first people who was interested to deep dive into my creations and ask about my stories and worlds They're probably competing with Rabid with how much I have to say about her/silly. Seriously it's incredible how much we have in common and now I get to share and collaborate our sonas stories together it's amazing. And as someone once said "you can yap for hours". I love how creative and clever they are, I just wish they would be kinder to herself. One day I'll make glichy see how awesome she is.
@unfunnyaceartist (Floridian disadvantage) I feel like I should change that
When I say I was shookith when ace asked to be friends I mean I was shookith first person so show up and ask that (the others kinda just happened). Amazing artist and don't believe her lies she is funny. I'm so heckn glad we're friends., love the goofy and silly idc if she's a bit of a simp they've helped me a lot start to understand slang and references I'm supposed to understand shhshsh (such is the curse of how I grew up) we need to make our mafia sonas interact at some point I can already imagine the chaos /silly
@neptunestoast (plushy slime)
Hugs hugs hugs*
Trying my best not to baby talk I swear. amazing person first person to show up and be like "hey I Wana do something for you and your friends". Love their humor and another gender sibling!!! Hugs for ever for as long as they're ok with it. I love their creativity as well and Noodle is so adorable. I just want to pick them up in a hug so much. Kibbity/silly
@ner5y (no tag woops ill figure something out)
What are you doing here??? How are we friends???
I was absolutely confused and startled when they followed me especially since it was during a spoons argument . Amazing artist like holy heck I wish I was allowed to curse on this blog. Their humor also took me by surprise when I got invited to the discord, and even if they doubt how well they're running it I think they're doing amazing. And I love our silly interactions like this one
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@vexation-816 (chaotic ADHD buddy!!!)
Why did it take me so long to follow you istg
ADHD ADHD ADHD my buddy oh pal we both got that and it's driving us insane/silly. Love how creative he is and the ideas for his sona and character lore. Also one of the first people who shared a character they added to my nightlight au. This is getting twords the end and I'm tired of whiting so much and am on a timer oh no. But your amazing dude don't ever forget thag
@butlerbugbunny (anxiety bunny buddy)
This is why I didn't respond to the DM yet hshsh
New friend who I feel anxious talking to sometimes but a wonderful kind bunny who I'm also incredibly happy to be friends with. Love his art so much it's amazing (shoot shoot timer is going off) I'm glad he's their for bun and wish them the best I possibly can 🫶.
@lilithloves-you (lillith my be-loathed?) need to change that
Don't you dare bring up grilled cheese
Glitchys friendo who I'm also friends with now. We don't interact too much but I've sent her on missions to go hug glitchy (to help both of them feel better but shhh). I hope we become closer friends in the future.
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mazeinthemiroh · 1 year
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hey! if you have time would you mind doing ateez headcannons on what they're like as a best friend? thanks! I love your writing so so much- you're so talented and I always look forward to your posts :)
ateez as best friends
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hongjoong
the honest friend
always offers solutions to your problems
appreciates and craves deep convos
not all the time, but every now and then
he likes to know that as much as he can have a good laugh with you, he can also express to you his problems and concerns
is the type to like a bit of routine in regards to friendship. like... going to the same cafe to catch up at the same time on the same day/s each week, sitting at the same table, ordering the same things, etc...
he likes having that little something to look forward to with his bestie on days when he is working
seonghwa
the comfort friend
literally just wants to listen to your worries forever and ever
he always gives you options. you want to talk about your feelings? here's there to listen. you want to cry? he'll give you his shoulder to cry on. you want a distraction from your worries? he'll make you forget you even have worries in the first place
he likes feeling useful in any way he can, so just so the word and he's happy to oblige
just naturally interested in other people
his whole presence is just so comforting ;-;
yunho
the carefree friend
just goes with the flow, to be honest. if he's in good company then there's nothing much to complain about
so ways to hang out with, honestly
he likes going with whatever anyone else wants, but if you're super indecisive then he's fine with making the decision as well, no biggie
he literally gets on with everyone purely because of how easy-going he is
and also he's just cute and nice and polite isn't he so >.<
he's just there to have a good time
there for the vibes 😎
yeosang
the sarcastic friend
you gotta get used to this humour
if you are besties with our sangie boi then you have the privilege of being the only one he will properly relax and be his true self with
he's still quiet but much more likely to come out of his shell and express himself more freely
which results in him being a sassy mf
you are the butt of all his jokes just to warn you
he likes being his random self with you and he appreciates that you get his humour
san
the clingy friend
once you've classified him as your bestie, there's literally no turning back
joined at the hip
likes sharing things with you. whether that's food, memes, playlists, etc... he wants his bestie to be a part of what he enjoys, yk??
giving you regular updates on his life and certainly expects you to do the same >:(
he's the type of friend that just absolutely adores and loves his friends so much
like they mean more to him than anyone else in his life
friends = family
mingi
the goofy friend
so silly and goofy 🤪
he's so random and most of the time he lets his intrusive thoughts win so be on the lookout for that
it's always a good time with him
he can have so much crackhead energy sometimes like it's hilarious
he is never, ever a boring best friend. that's just his personality; he's always got something to say and he never lets a conversation go stale
even when you guys are just sitting around, he's always bringing up the most random topics up or just weird speculations and shower thoughts he has, you know the drill
i love him uwu
wooyoung
the loud friend
laughs often
yall are the type of best friends who get strange looks from other people because of how obnoxiously loud you both are
like you two are the main characters and everyone else just sort of exists around you. wooyoung certainly doesn't care about what other people think and neither should you!
so you end up doing the randomest shit together
he loves spontaneity
also will take the craziest most unflattering pictures of you
his whole camera roll is just filled with pictures of you and him or where you guys have been together
he loves making memories <333
literally the best friend you could ever ask for, i can't lie
jongho
the independent friend
meets up every now and then
probably a few times a month because you guys have different schedules and are so busy
a firm believer that distance makes the heart grow fonder
he thinks that being around someone all the time, 24/7 isn't always the best case-scenario
having some time in between when you meet gives something for the both of you to talk about
and makes it seeing you more special
although both of you have the knack for gossiping about literally everybody
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bookreadingpsycopath · 4 months
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To people on this silly website:
As midnight draws closer and closer (or already happened for people in different time zones) I just wanted to say thank you to my mutuals and the people I’ve seen on my dash. Whether we’ve ever had a conversation or not I hope things turn out ok for you.
I haven’t been on this website for a very long time but thank you for posting Art, thank you for posting silly little ramble about topics you like, thank you’d to bringing awareness to different topics, thank you for posting snippets of your WIP’s, thank you for sharing what’s you’re thinking about, thank you for all your shitposts, thank you for your rants, thank you for all of your posts whether they’re goofy, serious, happy, depressing, or just there, thank you for existing because it sucks but we’re all in this silly little website together and I think that’s quite nice, thank you for all the poetry on here, thank you for the song lyrics on here, thank you to all of my mutuals who have put up with me posting random ass stuff at the most random hours the days, thank you for all the fun tag games, thank you for the picrew tag chains, thank you for interacting with me, that has meant so much to me even if you’ve just liked a post of mine or if you tagged me in something or talked with me, thank you from the depths of my being it truly meant so much to me. Thank you all for so much.
I hope to interact with more of you little shits (affectionate) within this coming year. If you ever need someone to talk to feel free to send me an ask or something like that I’ll be glad to listen. If 2024 doesn’t treat you well we can all beat it up together at the end of it. I hope you get to enjoy yourself more in 2024.
And thank you too all my mutuals again for putting up with all my shit lmao @smol-sorrows @sunnandclouds @keinechteslaecheln @justaproblem-17 @wolfstaridiot08 @demigoddess-of-ghosts @dzikiemaslo @moonysversion @lifewaster-imdanger98 @kevinhayrle
And a special message to @wolfstaridiot08! You are amazing and so loved by me (in a platonic way) I’m pretty sure we’re platonic soulmates and I’m excited to go on a book splurge with you this weekend. You have gotten me through so much and thank you so fucking much for that. You helped me figure a lot of my shit out and have put up with a lot of my shit too. You listened when no one else would and I’m sorry for when I brushed things off and didn’t tell you stuff. Thank you for shoving (firmly but kindly pushing) me into a slightly healthier lifestyle and making sure I am actually getting adequate amount of rest, thank you for being there for me, thank you for showing me its ok to not be “perfect” all the time and that it was ok to be myself, thank you for consistently talking to me and even if you didn’t realize it that meant so much to me, thank you for showing me what a healthy friendship actually looked like, thank you for letting me ramble on and on about all of my new obsessions, thank you for supporting me, thank you for all the late night texts, thank you teaching me the wonders of flipping people off, thank for being my obsession buddy, thank you for giving me space when I asked for it, thank you for for sharing your writing with me, thank you for staying with me and not just pulling away or something, thank you for being you, thank you for everything and more, and WE MADE IT, we made it to New Year’s Eve, we did it. I love you ❤️.
(also sorry if this sounds cheesy, I’m a sappy bitch)
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teeny-tiny-revenge · 1 year
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After seeing yet another post about Ed's "horrible taste in men" and "what even is his type, CJ and Stede have nothing in common lmao", I'm gonna throw in my two cents. Because I actually think they do have something in common? They treat Ed as an equal and they are people he can have fun with. I think that's his type. Someone he can have fun with, who does not put him on a pedestal or approaches him with hierarchy in mind.
From Ed's position, that's a rare sort of social interaction, he does not meet many equals, and there also doesn't seem to be much fun and whimsy in Ed's life. Ed's life is Serious Pirate Business, and presumably it was already when he and Jack met. Ed wasn't Blackbeard then, or even a captain, he and Jack where low on the pirate corporate ladder (and probably bonded over it), but Jack doesn't seem like younger him would have been less of a party animal. I think he just is Like That. He doesn't (seem to) take things seriously, he loves drinking and silly party games and probably some horny violence. Those are things Ed likes too (things that the Crew of the Revenge also liked!). Yes, CJ is a manipulative bastard, but Ed doesn't seem to really see through that, and in Jack's defence I don't really think he's tried very hard to fuck Ed over before. Ed doesn't trust easily, and he trusts CJ fairly much. Their whole interaction makes it seem like CJ coming by at random for a couple of days of partying is a normal (and welcome!) thing. This has happened before. CJ is the guy Ed's known all his life who is sometimes in town and he's always fun to be around because he knows how to have a good time. And that's what Ed wants from this relationship (and usually gets I think). A mate to cut loose with, to spend a few fun days partying, to have a good time (and take a break from the dull daily life). CJ doesn't demand Ed behave in a Blackbeard way. He demands (often cleverly and covertly) other behaviours, like heavy drinking, but he is happy to let Ed giggle and jump around and be a silly guy for a while. The fandom has (rightfully) analysed how much Ed's Blackie persona is just a different mask and performance, but Ed doesn't really see that (yet?). Instead, I think the switch feels like a relief to him? It's a holiday. He gets to play around and have fun and be Blackie, who gets to have way more fun than Blackbeard is allowed.
And then comes along Stede, who also let's Ed be goofy and whimsical, who engages in fun shenanigans with him, who goes to a party with him (even if the party sucks in the end), who is also unhinged and overall A Lot in his personality (both Ed and Jack are also A Lot there). Stede knows Ed is the Legendary Blackbeard, but like Jack, he too is a captain of his own vessel, an equal in standing and role on the seas, someone on Ed's level, and also someone who doesn't make the serious pirate business everything there is to life. Stede also likes to have a fun time, and he likes for Ed to have a fun time, and he likes to have a fun time together (and actively works to bring it about, even if Ed didn't really get the treasure hunt until Lucius's explanation). From Ed's perspective, here's another person who is an equal, who's fun, who lets him take breaks from his dull job and who seems to be genuinely interested in him as a person (if CJ showing up for a meeting is the normal thing it looks to be, that's him making something of an effort to meet up with Ed and spend time together, which is probably the closest to friendship that exists in Ed's life, and even if CJ shows up with the sole intention to get into Ed's pants, it doesn't seem like Ed was opposed to that outcome, so it's fair game).
From Ed's perspective, they do have a lot in common, mostly from the way they treat him. Now, Ed is falling in love with Stede, and he knows that, it's a whole different level than his "old mates, not quite friends but probably with occasional benefits" situation with Jack, but the foundation for both of these relationships IMO is they treat Ed as more than his job, they're people Ed can cut loose and have fun with, and they're people Ed feels he can trust. Stede still wanted to be his friend after the whole murder confession thing, Jack saved his life in the past. That's his type. Sees past his biggest, main mask, is fun, and can be trusted.
Tangentially this is also why I am a firm believer that Ed and Izzy never had anything other than a professional relationship: Izzy is the opposite of fun. Before Stede, the duel and the selling out, I think Ed thought he could trust Izzy, but Izzy shoots any and all of Ed's attempts to do fun bonding over whimsy and not Blackbeard things down immediately. The Frankfurter clouds and the model ship are shown to us as a parallel to Mary and Stede failing to bond over their interests. Ed is trying to make a connection, Izzy only wants serious Blackbeardery from him, and there's that. It's like pulling teeth with him, Ed says. And imagine that interaction with CJ or Stede. Stede would love it and want to talk about the funny shaped clouds. CJ would at the very least laugh and find it entertaining. And that's why Stede and CJ are Ed's type and Izzy is not.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
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empressgeekt · 6 months
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Future Voltron Multiverse fic plans
There are many tropes that I love in fanfiction. However one of my favorites is dimension travel, So, I was stoked when VLD introduced the rifts and multiverse...and then I was severally disappointed when they didn't dig into that further. So! I'm doing it myself!!!
The fic will be taking place a year post-canon, but Allura will still be alive, because she deserves a happy ending with her goofy red paladin. Yes, I'm keeping Allurance, I'm giving the ship the chance it deserves, and I don't care what anyone thinks, this is a canon-ship, and I'm tired of Klance trying to snuff out any other possible ships in this fandom. Ships, I will also include will, be Kacxa, Krolia/Keith's Father (I'll be naming him Kenneth in this, as that is what Keith's father was named in other continuties of voltorn), Hunk/shay (minor), Ezor/Zethrid, Shiro/Adam (maybe I'm still working on how to fit in their storyline), Kolivon/Antok (only in flashbacks so far cause Antok is still dead)...and will see what else happens, This is most going to be focusing on the Gen Relationships (AKA Friendships/Family relationships) in the story.
The main plot will be kicked off after two blade agents from another, dying reality end up traveling to the main one. After the fact the two realities, the main one and scrapes of whatever was left of the dying one, merge, destabilizing space. Now rifts to other realites are opening and shutting at random, and letting things from other worlds in, the timeline is shifting, bringing people back form the dead, and sending our heroes to other ones.
Currently I'm planning on three different main travel archs, One to the Voltron Force universe, one to the 80s Voltron universe, and one to a universe where voltron is newly created and the orginal VLD paladins are still in control.
This fic will also include, Blade/Good!Lotor, Keith grows fangs, Humans are f-ing weird, Blade!Acxa, Blade!Ezor, Blade!Zethrid, Krolia has claimed Shiro as her own even if no one else realizes it, BlackPaladin!Keith, Galra head-canons, Trying to understand what the heck is Altean Alchemy, Altean!Vince?, Pidge being a master of Chaos, Good sibling relationships!, Minor/Major OCs, There's going to be a lot of head-canons in this, Coran gets to be a Pop-pop in the epilogue, Awkward as f Zarkon, Mild Themes of Racism towards Half-breeds, The holts take no sh*t from anyone, Voltron teams interacting with their dobblegangers, Garret makes an appearance, the rift creatures will try to kill everyone, Nerdy!Lotor, Pidge, hunk and Lotor are bros, Shenajens and Hijinks, ShortHaired!Allura, Team Voltron sticks together, laughs together, and fights together, Cultural differences, some parts will be funny, some parts are super sad.
Let me know if your interested in this future work, and I will post a link when I upload the first chapter
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sweet-beezus · 9 months
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Ohhh yeah we delving into the sweet treats this fine day of @khoc-week!
These are the kind of fun little ditties that rot my brain day in and day out, so I'm thrilled to get to indulge in some fun, albeit short, writing about it!!
One day I will fully indulge and the world will implode-
Erm. Anyway-
*scribbles out that 'or' and shoddily writes in an 'and' in its place*
Day 3 - Friends (and) Lovers
While they are all super close to each other in one way or another, they each have their own unique relationships they make outside the Heart Hotel dynamic!
I'll still touch on their relationships with one another, but it's also what's outside the clique that counts~
Iris:
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Her only big relationship is with Alto, their dynamic being "innocent baby man and grumpy keeper of the brain cell."
Despite that, Iris sees him in a best friend sort of way, the two were super close when they got separated, after all. When they reunite, it's almost if no time had passed, and perhaps Iris learns to... loosen up?
She made teammates and brief friendships, but nothing seemed to come close to their dynamic. Maybe if she had more time, that wouldn't be the case, but the world may never know!
Iris sees Iliana and Reixen as her older sisters, in a way, even though the two of them get on her (and each other's) nerves most of the time. She looks up to them despite their somewhat brainless way of handling things, and it gives her role models she hadn't gotten back in her actual time.
Irene gets the special privelege of being her mother figure! Because in all honesty she doesn't recall having a mom, so Irene is her next best bet. She's too much of a steel wall to admit it, but Irene is her favorite of the others.
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Irene:
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Irene up until now really only interacted with castle staff, so her closest relations were really only a coworker dynamic in full. She enjoys tea time with Aeleus and Dilan, at least!
Aside from that, she started collecting adoptions in town, starting with Ienzo and Kairi, and moving on to Lea and Isa, Ventus, even, until finally any random stranger with children who frequently visited was not safe! Specifically Iliana-
She ended up collecting two others in the form of Iris and Reixen! Both reluctant at first but gave up and settled into it like a pair of stray cats. Reixen is far more open about it, but Iris is still touchy. Eventually, she will cave and accept her fate...
More came in after the events of KH3. No one was safe from her love and support, especially after the war-
She doesn't have very many parental rivalries, most of the group's parental figures tend to be in united agreement about the children, but she does have some tension towards Ansem the Wise and Even just based on prior experience. Mickey? It's a work in progress. Donald and Goofy? Her besties.
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Eventually, she finds a fine companion in Iliana's uncle, Russell, and mayhaps... the two have a silly romance?
After a post-KH3 meetcute when everyone is hunkered down in recovery, they stay at his shop for a few nights, so the two have time to get to know each other. They mostly talk about their experiences with their little arsonist, but it eventually evolves into more personal territory, something they resolve after a few very simple and cute dates.
Finally, a time where Irene can truly get out of uniform...
Also he's one of the stoic types that she just KNOWS she has to break eventually. She will get this man to smile no matter the cost!
Oh yeah it's all coming together~
They've earned it considering all the stress they go through with their collective adopted charges-
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Iliana:
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Iliana out of all of them makes the most connections, but only a few of them stuck because she struggles to allow herself to make friends. Allies, sure, but friends? Naaaah~
She started out in her home world with a friend group in the form of Enya, Harlow, Rinée, and Tobias. They were all super close up until their teen years, sticking by each other through thick and thin! And they involved her little brother at times when her parents were out of town.
Her little brother, Mandorian is, like, THE most important person to her. He's just a little guy who loves frogs and hanging out with his big sis when she's not busy training. The two are so often left unattended that it's not hard to believe they spend most of their time together. Wherever she goes, he's close behind!
But whenever they're not together, she's hanging out with Tobias!
She and Tobias were two peas in a pod, completely inseperable most of the time. Tobias was her (secondary) light, and her brother's personal favorite person aside from her, so you can understand how soul destroying it was when they got murked (by her mortal enemy, she doesn't know this until way later though) in order to kickstart and send her on her hero's journey-
She fell out of touch with the others by the time she left due to the loss bringing out the worst in all of them, but Enya seemed to be the only one who continued to cling to what was left of their friendship...
Anyway-
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After suffering a horrible death and was subsequently resurrected, she got pulled into Sora's goofy family along with Alto, which filled in a gap left behind by her other (temporary) loss of her younger brother.
It's like she gained two new dads and two lil' bros all in one day, what a world-
Being parentified at a young age meant she knew how to handle keeping Sora and Alto in line, but that doesn't really stop her from doing her own very stupid stuff when they aren't looking. The hypocrite-
She kind of develops a dad dynamic with King Mickey as well, but it's not terribly definitive considering how absent he is...
Over time, the Guardians of Light end up being her found family DLC add-on, it's very wholesome! She's touchy about it, but like Iris eventually she will cave in to the love and affection.
Irene, Reixen, and Iris are like her chill aunt and weird siblings that irritate her, and that's very cool of them. They were there first, so no one can top that. They're like the only family she had most of the time aside from her uncle, so there's a distinct boundary of trust between them that others can't really match.
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Along the way, she also has many unrequited crushes on princesses or side characters of sorts, but the only romance in the timeline she persues (even if she's unaware of it half the time, she's very dense) is with Ienzo! Because a certain porcupine is now part of a polycule with a grape and an electric beetle- It would have never worked out, tbh.
She didn't settle, she just had a sudden and very real realization that she fell for probably THE dorkiest person possible. So many characters to pick, so many pretty princesses, handsome princes, teammates with more screentime, and it had to be a basement dwelling rat (affectionate)...
Considering her prior heartbreak at the loss of her childhood bestie, it does take a while for her to come to terms with the fact that it's okay to move on. She holds on to so much that you may need to pry it from her very warm, still alive hands-
Luckily, the two did know each other well enough since they interacted a bunch when they were kids, she did visit Radiant Garden quite a bit after all, it only made sense they may have some chemistry later down the line. Her grandma would joke about it with Ansem the Wise, but little did she know that it would become very real and very cute actually-
I dunno what it is with her and nerds, but if you can talk her ear off while all the info leaks out of her hearing holes, you have most certainly won her heart. Ienzo also partially fits the bill for her morosexual side, depending on the situation that isn't science related. Like cooking or something. Equal parts smart and dumb, just the way she enjoys them-
They're both t4t brainless nerds and in love, love wins etc etc.
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And there you have it! It's not much but it's honest work-
They all deserve the love and respect they get along their journies, and I'm happy to say that they do find it all eventually!
Enough on that though, we're indulging in angst this next day. See y'all on Day 4!! >:3c
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greta-van-chaos · 2 years
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Crossroads
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Jake and Sam Kiszka x Reader
Request | I wish I could write but the one that’s been in my head for a hot minute is you go on vacation with the guys, you and Sammy are best friends since kidhood so he’s unfazed by anything you do. You both are early birds and he joins you to sun yourself by the pool and of course to not get tan lines you go topless. Well jake eventually comes out and is like 👀 Sammy my boy if you ain’t gonna kiss that golden skin I will and it eventually leads to you X Sam X jake morning poolside
Warnings | Explicit sexual content, cursing, exhibitionism, oral (m and f receiving), hair pulling, overstimulation, getting interrupted
Word Count | 2.7k words
Authors Note | So i got this request and i'll be honest, I'm a bit hesitant but this particular pairing has been asked of me multiple times. Although it makes me nervous to post, I will do it for you my lovely anon <3
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Almost every summer you and the boys go on vacation to the famous Kiszka cottage-house and this year is no exception. You've all known each other since what feels like the dawn of time and once a tradition has been made between you five, it will be carried out for the rest of your lives.
You and Sam have grown the closest over the years, from you both being the youngest sibling to the fact that you both play piano. Something inside you has always felt more for Sam that you'd like to admit but after having been around him so long you've learned to repress your feelings and accept the fact that he probably just views you as more of a sister. Instead of dwelling on your feelings you just embrace the friendship more, not letting it get in the way of enjoying being around him and of course, that's what you plan to do this week at the cottage, like you would any other time.
This morning the weather is perfect. Hot, the sky cloudless and effortlessly blue. It poses as the perfect opportunity to spend the day lounging on the dock, a glass of lemonade in hand and some peace and quiet. You change into a random bathing suit that you shoved into the bottom drawer of your dresser when you were here last. Once you're dressed and have retrieved a towel, you head downstairs, opting to make a pitcher of lemonade before you make your way outside. It's still early and the house is quiet, clearly no one else is awake yet. You love the feeling of having the house all to yourself, even if everyone is just sleeping and you're not actually alone.
"Whatcha doin'?" Sam's voice cuts through the silence, light and yet somehow still fairly thick with sleep, it shakes you. Of course he's awake, you two are the early risers of the group.
"Making some lemonade before I head out and soak up all that beautiful sunshine."
He smiles, casting his gaze to the sliding glass doors that lead to the glittering lake. "Mind if I join?"
Although you planned for peace and quiet you can never say no to spending a day with Sam, he always manages to make things that much more fun, he's like your own personal ray of sunshine. Sometimes you wonder if he feels the same way about you...
With a shake of you head to clear the unwarranted thoughts you put on a smile "Of course not, I'd love it if you did. Want me to grab you a glass?"
With a contented hum he nods and then murmurs a meet you outside before he pads back down the hall, presumably to change into a bathing suit of his own.
As soon as you step outside the sun warms you from head to toe. Setting everything down on one of the small lawn tables that adorns the dock you stretch your arms above your head, a groan passing your lips. Before laying down on the patio chair you pull the strings of your bikini top and let it fall to the ground. If you can avoid embarrassing tan lines, you will.
"Did you put on sunscreen, young lady?" Sam has a goofy smile adorning his lips as he approaches you, throwing his towel down on top of yours and sitting in the chair next to you. His eyes briefly flicker down to your chest but nothing in his expression says that the sight has effected him in any way... it almost bothers you. Self consciously you slip an arm over your breasts to cover them.
"Not yet, do you wanna help me out with that?" You lend a flirty cadence to your voice and wiggle your shoulders.
"Well lookie here, what are you two little deviants up to? Getting it on nice and early when no one else is awake to see?" Jake, not usually one to wake up any time before noon is dressed in a pair of bright red swim trunks and has a book tucked under his arm, he cuts into your conversation, walking up and taking the open seat next to Sam.
"Shut up Jake, you know it's not like that." Sam is so quick to respond that you almost want to be offended but Jake puts an end to your thoughts with his typically wittiness.
"Well if you won't, I will."
"Really fucking charming Jacob, thanks for that." You give him the finger and scoff, rolling your eyes playfully. "You still gonna help me with my sunscreen Sammy?"
The younger of the brothers looks away from you, possibly a bit embarrassed about what Jake said... but why? It's not like he feels that way towards you.
So of course, with Sam's response or... lack thereof Jake steps forward. "I'll help you, lay down."
You briefly uncover yourself to lay down and as Jake passes by Sam you hear him mumble just fucking look at her. Obviously you weren't supposed to hear his remark but it lights a fire in your stomach. Even though you and Jake are known for your mindless flirting and whatnot you can help but admit that it does feel like a little bit more sometimes. The fucking Kiszka's, each stealing your heart in their own way.
You feel Jake mount the chair, putting his legs on either side of yours so he can kneel over you. You unconsciously roll your shoulders back, awaiting his touch. Straining to listen you finally hear the sound of the sunscreen and then Jake's hands are on you. You shiver at the coolness which greatly contrasts the heat of the sun and Jake lets out a small chuckle.
His hands slowly work up your back, thumbs gently pressing into your skin. You can feel that he's leaned over you fairly close, his hair tickling your shoulders when his hands trail farther upwards. You tilt your head to the side and when yours eyes find Sam, he's watching intently.
"Fuck, Jake!" You suck in a breath through your teeth when he presses down a particular spot that sends a sharp jolt of pain up your spine but quickly it ebbs away into pleasure when he keeps rubbing his fingers over it. You can't really complain that this has basically just turned into a massage.
"You like that? Hmm?" His breath is fanning over your neck now, lips dangerously close to making contact with your skin. "You wanna get her legs, Sam?"
Although it isn't necessary for them both to be applying the sunscreen, something about makes your mind fuzzy with lust. Having both boys touching you like that at the same time feels like a dream.
Sam doesn't verbally respond but you watch him get up out of his seat and walk to the end of the chair. Jake gets off of you and kneels at your side, gently taking your arm and massaging the sunblock into your skin.
You once again hear the sound of the bottle opening and closing and the familiar cool feeling strikes you when Sam puts his hands on you. It feels like he's holding back which you want to point out but once again Jake presses down on a particularly tense spot and you cry out, arching your back slightly but not enough to be overly visible.
"You sound so pretty." Jake whispers and it probably should feel weird, he's your childhood best friend but something about the way he's touching you makes all of that melt away.
Sam's hands continue to travel up your legs and when he starts to rub the sunscreen into the tops of your thighs, carefully moving around your bathing suit you tip your head up to look at him. "You might as well just take them off."
Sam's eyes widen, pupils blown wide to match. So maybe you've misjudged the way he feels about you? He slips them down your legs tentatively and takes a deep breath, then starts to dance his fingers over the flesh of your ass. A breathy moan slips past your lips and without thinking you reach back and card your fingers through his hair, pulling his face so that it's just hovering over your skin.
"Look at you, so needy." Jake is sitting in front of you now, holding your other hand and massaging it.
"Jake--" You breathe, fingers tightening in Sam's hair. You squirm against the chair and press yourself back against Sam's touch which is still focused on teasing over your ass. "Touch me, Sammy."
"I am touching you, baby." You can feel his breath against your skin and it makes groan. The pet name is new to you and floods your stomach with warmth.
"Please, Sam!"
"What do you want?" His voice is soft yet teasing and to add to your frustration Jake starts to kiss each of your knuckles one at a time before making his way up your arm.
"I want you to touch me." Ever the tease, you roll your eyes.
"Where," the word shakes you to your core, arousal heating your entire body even more so than the sun.
You spread your legs for him and with the hand in his hair you move it to circle his wrist, bringing it between your thighs.
"Look at her, she wants your fingers in her cunt, how precious." Jake has now made his way to your shoulder, lips trailing up to your neck.
Sam pulls away to wipe hands on the towel to your right and the he finds his position at the end of the chair again. His fingers tease over your entrance but from the angle he doesn't have much space for his hand. Pulling away from Jake you bring yourself up onto all fours and arch your back, pushing yourself into Sam's face.
Jake has stood up now, towering over you and when your eyes lock your entire body goes stiff, the way he's looking at you like he wants to eat you alive is one of the hottest things you've ever witnessed.
"Kiss me, Jake."
"You're just full of commands today, aren't you?"
As you scoff at Jake, Sam pulls your hips back and finally slips his fingers inside of you, gently curling them and drawing a moan out of you, all the while Jake has bent down and taken your chin in between his thumb and forefinger. "You want it?"
"So bad, please, Jakey."
The kiss is surprisingly gentle which totally contradicts the roughness you were expecting. You clench down on Sam's fingers, the sensations filling every crevice of your nervous system. Sam's hand recedes from between your legs and you whimper into Jake's mouth at the loss of contact but soon enough you feel the younger of the two pushing your knees further apart and the tickle of his hair brushing your legs as he slots himself under you.
"Sit down, pretty girl." He chimes, biting and grabbing at the flesh of your thighs.
You probably should be embarrassed by how quickly you follow his order but with his and Jake's hands and mouths on you, it's very hard to think straight. Sam's lips latch onto you as you slowly lower yourself but he can sense your hesitation.
"Come on, sit down, don't be shy."
Giving in you let yourself sit down, still holding a small bit of weight off of him but successfully trapping him beneath you nonetheless. You lurch forward when he dips his tongue into your experimentally, instinctively reaching your hands into Jake's hair and pulling him closer. He smiles against your lips and keeps the smirk when he pulls away and straightens up your eyes now level with the very prominent bulge in his swim trunks.
"Wanna do me a favor and put that mouth to good use?" He teases, petting your head and letting his hand find home at the base of your neck.
Once again your body steals forwards, Sam's tongue drawing circles over your clit already has you seeing stars. You moan in response to Jake's words, unable to form a coherent thought. You reach forgot to palm him through the fabric and his head tips back, hips jutting forward to meet your touch.
"That feel good J- Jakey?" Your body has begun to tremble as Sam continues to work under you, coaxing out an orgasm like no one else ever has. The fingers of his right hand dig into your thigh and the others slip up between your legs to push into you again.
"Open your mouth." The command is issued harshly and you now find yourself desperately rocking your hips, losing yourself in the pace of Sam's fingers and tongue.
Jake pulls his hard cock out of his swim trunks and gives it a few strokes before he taps it against your tongue, teasing you.
"Give it to me, Jake," You practically growl when he pulls away to jerk himself off in front of you, putting on quite the show. At this rate you're so close to cumming that you can practically taste it.
Without wasting another second Jake slowly slides himself into your mouth, putting his hands on either side of your head to guide his own pace. He goes slow at first, allowing you to get used to the intrusion but when you start moaning around him, reaching out to dig your nails into his hips he really starts to move, basically fucking your mouth without mercy.
"Fuck-- You're taking me so well, such a pretty mouth--" The sight of Jake's head tipping back, mouth open in an o shape and his eyes squeezed shut mixed with Sam's unrelenting fingers and mouth sends you sailing over the edge.
Your body stiffens, so lost in the pleasure that you can't move at all. Your moans only spur Jake on further as he still thrusts into your mouth. He pulls away as you come down, switching to a slower pace as he works himself in front of you.
"Fuck, Sammy, that was amazing--" You try to pull your hips away but he holds you still, keeping you pressed against him. He shifts enough so that if he speaks you can hear him properly.
"Oh, I'm not done yet baby, sit back down."
A whine tears it's way out of your chest when shoves his fingers back inside of you mumbling so wet into your cunt which vibrates throughout your entire body from the crown of your head to the tips of your toes.
"Open back up, I'm not done here either."
Nudging your lips with the head of his cock you part them for Jake without a second thought allowing him to fit himself back into your mouth. Again he sets an aggressive pace, very clearly chasing his release and nothing more.
Your thighs shake around Sam's head, the feeling of his tongue becoming overwhelming but also somehow dull, as if its not quite enough to satiate you. You try to focus on Jake instead, now bobbing your head in time with his thrusts and zoning into helping him chase his release.
"I'm so close-- Fuck-- So pretty--"
Out of nowhere you feel yourself teetering the edge of another orgasm. It's different this time, a far more electric feeling building in the pit of your stomach. You grind yourself down onto Sam's lips harder, shamelessly riding his face.
"Where do you want it baby?" Jake huffs out, pulling his cock from your mouth to let you reply.
"In my mouth, please Jake, do it--"
With a groan and another tug of his dick Jake cums all over your outstretched tongue and lips. Your body once again goes into a state of shock, the pleasure filling you with a pleasant buzz that renders you immobile.
"You're mouth is magical." Jake chuckles, tapping your lips with his pointer finger before tucking himself back into his swim shorts.
From under you Sam slides out from between your legs and stands so he can stretch. You notice a fairly obvious print in his own shorts and you reach for him, pulling him by the waistband of his shorts.
"You want me Sammy?" You're looking up at him through your lashes and a groan escapes his lips, his eyes glued to your mouth.
"So bad, you don't know how long-- Shit, put your bathing suit back on!" Sam pulls away, anxiously running a hand through his hair while raising the other in greeting "Morning, Josh! Coming out to enjoy the sun with us?"
Jake laughs at Sam's babbling and you can't help but crack a smile as well as you fasten the strings of your top around your back and struggle to grab your bottoms and slide them back on.
The eldest brother of the Kiszka's pads up onto the dock and takes a seat next to you, barely taking notice of all three of your guilty looking faces and your extremely disheveled state.
"You guys gonna go for a swim?"
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tunabesimpin · 2 years
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Thank you for the tag @kalu-luwa !!! I separated my post cause I can see this becoming very long TvT sorry if i shouldnt have!
ORIGINAL POST/ TAG! ^v^
Oc asks! : for Tuna!
😍 What's the most attractive personality trait a partner can have to them?
Being super playful or fun to be around! Basically a good sense of humor and always inviting you to do stuff! This can range from just playing video games together or watching youtube to actually going out to do stuff. Tuna just likes to be included and enjoys light-hearted joking!
🤣 What makes them crack up?
Potty humor, dad jokes, and cut-off jokes. They have old man humor. You show them a video with fart with reverb over someone tripping and they will very likely laugh. The man who got his free tacos only to drop them and video cuts off? HILARIOUS, COMEDY GOLD. Anything with a goofy sound replaced overtop the og noise? PURE GENIUS.
😡 What's one surefire way to make them angry?
Yell at them. Tell them their opinion is wrong, that they don't get a say in things, or they are absolutely gonna do something only because you know they will. This is 100% the most annoying thing for Tuna and they will just isolate/ stop talking to you LOL. If you push more they might snap at you with your most sensitive topics soooo watch your step.
😄 When are they at their happiest?
Listening to their fav music and playing around ^v^! Literally put on any song from their likes playlist while they want to play and they're on cloud 9. No thought only random flips and pacing to the song!
😭 What makes them sad?
Being the second choice/ left out completely- TvT The amount of times this has happened hurts, and usually Tuna finds out just on their own by chance. They'll pretend it doesn't change the friendship/ crush, but they usually just try to back off and not be clingy. This mostly applies when its one of their fav persons.
💋 What are kisses with them like?
Their kisses are either goofy and playful or quick and shy. Tuna loves to show affection, but never knows what's too much, so they play it safe bein a goof ball about it! But in some tender moments and after a lot of reassurance, Tuna will have the courage to give a sweet quick peck and then act like nothing happened behind a tomato red blush.
👻 What scares them?
Invasion of privacy and fear of depth (mostly at cliffs and deep ocean). Tuna can be paranoid on if they're being watched or if someone they don't trust/ know is too close. Cliffs are scary cause Tuna has a problem with depth perception. They still like hiking, but just nothing too steep. As for the ocean, they just really suck at swimming LOLOL. They never learned how to hold their breathe properly and are weak swimming. Also deep water is just really dark and has creatures yet to be discovered and as cool as that is it's also terrifying because Tuna is just a smol lil guy.
❤️‍🔥 What sets their heart aflame?
Include them in things and be physically affectionate. They're a hopeless romantic and will swoon at most acts of kindness. Head pats, back hugs, inviting them to hangout, Tuna is easy to please. Though surprisingly they don't fall often and even when they do you may never know.
🧠 What type of intelligence do they excell at? (Booksmarts, emotional intelligence, etc.)
They don't excel at anything LOL. If anything probably booksmarts? But it's more like jack of all trades, they just sorta logic their way through things and most times it works out for them. Just a lot of luck honestly.
🎂 How do they usually celebrate their birthday?
They get themselves a cake and their fav dinner! They don't really have a party or invite anyone since the incident (no one but their bestie came to their birthday despite inviting all their friends).
👗 What's their fashion sense?
They like comfy clothes! Tuna enjoys many styles and it really just depends if they feel in a certain mood! ^v^ But their most go to is big shorts and big shirt. Oversized clothes are great! Easy to move in and cozy.
❄️ How do they handle the cold?
They are a natural heater! Cold isn't too much a problem except for their piercings... Those metals get really cold so their ears tend to freeze the most! Otherwise Tuna just runs around a bit to warm up. Though they've never experienced weather below 4 Celsius.
and voila! the list is done LOLOL thank you again for the tag! Now no pressure tags! : @moomoomooing @oseathepebble @comingyourlugubriousness and anyone who wants to join in too! ^v^
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starxscream · 2 years
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Rouxls for the character ask! (and Mettaton or/and Noelle too if you want!)
Runs around in circles
I'm. On mobile so I'm sorry for the long post awhoopsie
Rouxls
Sexuality Headcanon:
Gay gay homosexual gay. Ok but fr he radiates a lot of homosexual energy and like- he knows his preference he just SUCKS at recognizing when he likes someone. Probably a little on the aro spectrum in the demi area since I think he prolly has some issues with deep relationships that need to get worked out and while surface level he can feel attraction it's just surface level n goes away when the initial infatuation wears off
Gender Headcanon:
Non-op transmasc enby<3 my man radiates SO MUCH transmasc swag it's unreal
A ship I have with said character:
I'll give you one guess. (I will not write and essay here abt swatchkaard. I will not write an essay here abt swatchkaard. I will n-)
HOWEVER as a special weird one I do like him queerplatonic with KK! Maybe romantic but more so queerplatonic lol I think abt when Rouxls goes to their shop to fix up his machine a lot and KK is just. I like your funny words. I think they're goofy as friends and I rly like two silly buddies bc I imagine KK would just listen to these rambles ("""listen""" he so tuned out 15 minutes ago) and then offer milk or cd bagels like congrats. Or sorry that happened. Just a nice chill vibe to balance out how high strung Rouxls can be!
A BROTP I have with said character:
I know Queen is like, obvious choice here since they co-parent and I do enjoy that BUUUTTT. I also like him being good buds with Seam! Esp after they could reconnect in castle town after the events of chapter 1. I like to think they were all friends (Rouxls, Seam, and Jevil) before what happened with Jevil with Seam being a kind of straight man to both Rouxls and Jevil (who prolly pissed each other off a lot- well Jevil would prolly rile Rouxls up on purpose...lol) so I think Rouxls holds some respect for Seam but then they. Like. Yknow. Disappeared. So I like them rekindling a friendship later on :]
A NOTP I have with said character:
King or Queen romantically lol. The power imbalance there is...rly bad. With how bad Rouxls wants to please and serve them/be a servant to someone of high status, its just inappropriate to have him in a romantic relationship with them bc it can easily be turned into a manipulative toxic pool cuz King/Queen have too much power over Rouxls in the relationship
Also they're both just like. Rly rude n bully him constantly so like eeehhhh sorry I don't like the date ur bully type ships.
A random headcanon:
What hcs do I even have I haven't talked about holy shit lmao
Anyways I think it'd be cool if he had a lisp and part of the reason he has the accent is to hide it cuz he's self conscious (gestures to how his drips keep getting in his mouth I can't imagine that makes it easy to talk either)
General Opinion over said character:
I love this bitch he lives in my rent free (this is a plural joke)
Anyways tho for reals I think he's a lot more interesting than just comedy relief and I hope we get to see more sides of him than just that. Cuz we still have never had a "real" battle with him and I'd love to see what his real strength is. I love him dearly. My silly pathetic meow meow
Mettaton
Sexuality Headcanon:
Also gay I'm sorry but you CANNOT tell me anything about that robot is straight.
Gender Headcanon:
Trans man!! This is just supported by canon lol
A ship I have with said character:
Tbh. I haven't. Played undertale. Still. so I don't have any super strong opinions but I'm just kinda like gestures. I don't rly have one? I'm not a fan of a lot of ships with Mettaton with undertale characters.
I do think him in Rouxls is funny in a non-canon crackship kinda way lol transmascs stay winning
A BROTP I have with said character:
Ik Alphys is again. The obvious choice but I think he'd be cool friends with Sans ngl. I rly like the idea of them being pals bc Sans is chill and Mettaton is...not lol and it's a fun mixture bc they're BOTH very silly and I think they'd talk for ages- or well Mettaton would and Sans would make a quip every now and then that would crack Mettaton up
A NOTP I have with said character:
Uuhhh idk I rlyyyy don't like him shipped with any female characters bc he's rly blatantly queer-coded imo. It makes me uncomfortable personally.
I rly need to play undertale God bless its been sitting on my switch for who knows how long
A random headcanon:
His robotic pink chest part is curved/juts out in way to make it seem he's a non-op transmasc bc I think that's cool. Thank you
Also I like the idea when he gets upset or overwhelmed his arms just stretch and drop all over the floor like limp noodles
General Opinion over said character:
Holds him in my hand. U are the reason I'd play undertale if it wasn't for the fact you're so far into the game. I love u sir I love ur gender I want To Be You.
Also currently living in my head rent free (plural joke)
Noelle
Sexuality Headcanon:
Ace Lesbian bc I love making characters on the aroace spectrum thank u
Gender Headcanon:
Beelze Rly got me hooked on transmasc egg Noelle. She doesn't rly know it but she's got the vibes and I see her, now that she's reconnecting with Kris, to expirament with gender more and figure it out
A ship I have with said character:
Susie duh lol I don't have much to add besides congrats lesbians on the win
A BROTP I have with said character:
While there are issues that def need to get worked out I rly do love her friendship with Berdly bc they are actually rly good friends even if Berdly tests her patience a lot. I hope to see them both grow and have a stronger friendship after chapter two (well. On the non-snowgrave route.)
Also KK they're besties :)
A NOTP I have with said character:
Any boy character lol let us have the lesbian we deserve. Also not a big fan of her n Kris bc I like them better as good friends
A random headcanon:
Weeeelllllll I like to think that in addition to holiday music she REALLY loves stuff like rock or heavy metal and just hecking jams to it- whenever someone finds this out it always surprises them lol
General Opinion over said character:
I think she's neat :) and I'm glad she's not the stereotypical sweet girl next door like we originally saw lol she's a WEIRD KID and i LOVE that about her. Honestly the more I learn abt her the more I love her
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pixie-mask · 2 years
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[1](Hackearney) Pokémon AU pt2  [3]
Slight yet to be made edit: I’m going to go back to the first post and exchange out Laura’s Blissey for either Braviary or Pidgeot
Also was going to make this for the counselors and the Hackett family but I’m just going to do it for the counselors. Unfortunately a lot of their Pokémon don’t have as much rhyme or reasoning
Hacketteers
Max Brinly
Max is sadly running a theme of “cute” Pokémon, I wasn’t really sure to do with him, so I aimed for Pokémon that also made me think of him in a way. I am debating if I want to add a canine related Pokémon to his party.
Munna; With Max doing things in game like hiding him failing to get into Landis and fear of how Laura would react. Munna is known to eat nightmares and I thought that was perfect for him.
Delibird;I love this goofy Pokémon and I wanted to give Max one that refelcted his more silly and kind nature. He feels like someone who would have a Pokémon that is known for carrying around food and the occasional random object.
Raichu; I wanted to give Max an electric Pokémon and then there’s also the fact that Raichu known to get aggressive when holding too much electricity in its body, which I related to Max holding too much in and how he has outbursts in certain selections with Laura
Jacob Custos
Much like in the the game he and Kaitlyn grew up together, with them having taken a lot of their Pokémon adventures together, both of them obtaining their Mega Rings together
Granbull; A big tough looking Pokémon that’s actually timid and scared is just a part of Jacob with the stereotypical frat boy appearance who carries more insecurities than associated with the role
Phanpy; The idea of of Jacob having and playing with an infant Pokémon that can easily knock his ass over is too cute. If he ends up hurt he hides that fact from Phanpy.
Heracross (mega evolution); Caught Heracross while in Kalos on an exchange school program with Kaitlyn. He and Kaitlyn entered a competition and where rewarded with a Mega Ring and he received a Heracronite stone
Passimian; One of the other Pokémon with a strong connection to Jacob and Kaitlyn’s friendship. While on a joint vacation with their families. They made a deal to capture Pokémon the other wanted. She caught Passimian and subsequently traded it to him.
Kaitlyn Ka
The more mature of them as always Kaitlyn is still Jacob’s childhood friend and was his only friend for a while. She actually pulled him along into the exchange school program for Kalos. She did it to be nice, but their time their is one of her favorite memories.
Leavanny; A somewhat motherly nature in this Pokémon. I paired it with Kaitlyn based on her comments about Nick and Abi being cute together and the fact that this Pokémon creates clothing for small Pokémon that it finds.
Absol (mega evolution); Absol has been with Kaitlyn most of her life having been with the Pokémon since its egg. Absol’s natural nature to warn of oncoming disasters pairs with Kaitlyn’s concern for safety. Absol can sense when more catastrophic choices are about to be made by Jacob others. Absol is normally out of its Pokeball
Drizzile; Skipped over Sobble and ended up catching Drizzile in the wild on her journeys. 
Oranguru; One of the other Pokémon with a strong connection to Kaitlyn and Jacob’s friendship. While on a joint vacation with their families. They made a deal to capture Pokémon the other wanted. He caught Oranguru and subsequently traded it to her.
Dylan Lenivy
Didn’t give Dylan as many good choices for Pokémon as I wish I could have. Struggled with him a bit actually. Due to this he also didn’t receive any actual changes for this verse.
Ditto; Completely inspired by the whole “Dylan-Dylan” conversation
Delcatty; In lieu of “actual” cats I decided to give Dylan a Delcatty which also is an extremely chill Pokémon 
Porygon2; Purely related to the area of Dylan’s area of actual interest. There may be a better non-Legendary Pokémon choice, but this was the best I could do.
Ryan Erzahler
In this AU Ryan has been a two time champion, he has since shied away from that field though he still gets recognized and talked about once and a while.
Whismur; a recent addition to Ryan’s team. He came upon the injured Pokémon one day and decided to nurse it back to health. He was originally going to let the Pokémon be on its way, but Whismur became attached and Ryan didn’t have it in him to send the Pokémon away.
Kecleon (shiny); Not much to say really, Ryan captured this Pokémon on his second run towards being a champion.  
Lucario; Ryan’s starter that has been with him through thick and then. Many times when Ryan wanders off to do his own thing he lets Lucario out to just hang out with him.
Silvally; I thought Ryan needed a legendary and this was the best option I could think of. I just enjoyed that data that Silvally’s power is awakened by the trust it has in its trainer.
Abigail Blyg
A bit more open into this AU and making herself slowly known as an artist. She ends up on the contest scene a lot drawing and painting portraits for contestants and winners.
Smeargle; A typical choice I know but I couldn’t shake the thought of the art Pokémon being separate from Abi. Stereotypical, but I couldn’t help it.
Togekiss; A Pokémon known for avoiding strife, bringing gifts of kindness and seeking to settle itself in peaceful areas. It was a Togetic for the longest time. When she obtained a shiny stone Abi went a long back and forth on wheatear to use it or not. Togetic made the decision for her.
Wigglytuff; Recieved Wigglytuff when she traded a Mr. Mime with a family member. Wigglytuff is very protective of Abi making it troublesome when it’s out of its Pokeball. Wigglytuff has a bit of an attitude problem and getting it back in its ball can be difficult.
Nick Furcillo
I don’t even know. I have no idea what to do with Nick so I based his Pokémon on the two things I remember.
Roserade; Inspirited by his werewolf transformation. Roserade can attract prey (not referring to Abi as prey) and then attacks with poisonous thorn whips. Seriously I don’t think ill of Nick so don’t take this as me viewing him as secretly abusive or anything.
Swinub; Based on the boar incident. Again I don’t remember much for Nick and honestly I need to go back and re-learn everyone.
Emma Mountebank
Emma is still a vlogger in this AU and her Pokémon are featured in her videos. Much like Abi she’s on the rise as a popular sites at event. Emma frequenting contests and other events.
Hatterene (shiny); Despite her underlying issues Emma’s relatively chill nature makes Hatterene able to be chill with her in return. Despite what its natural nature Hatterene will comfort Emma in its own, albeit slightly rough manner. She’s also rather hostile towards Jacob, said hostility increases depending on how Emma is reacting. Emma has Hatterene frequently to always out, her particular Pokeball is also worn on Emma’s person.
Milotic; inspired by Emma not wanting to see anyone be unhappy. Milotic is able to calm  hostile emotions.
Ariados; I like the sleek image of Ariados which goes along with the look of the former Pokémon, but I gave her this Pokémon because of Jacob. That’s why I chose the Pokémon but she had it prior to meeting Jacob.
And that’s it for the counselors. I wish some of my choices were better, but I’m happy with quite a few of them. Nick is the most frustrating. 
Also I don’t know how this AU will go, but if the camp is present, it has many of the same activities, but has a few additions such as; berry mixing lessons, small Pokémon tournaments and Pokémon centered hikes for watching, campers are also allowed to catch Pokémon they see while at camp.
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mylovelia · 3 months
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from em to zee ~
aka from admin to admin but i just wanted to be cryptic
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hi, my love! i hope this little letter finds you well :') i have all of these sweet things that ren is leaving for lia so i thought that i'd also leave something sweet for you!
i can't believe we've known each other for over a year now... we're coming up on two years in march. we've been through a lot together in just this short time — though it certainly hasn't felt short — and look at us still going strong! this is what a real marriage looks like, everyone should take notes 💪🏻 it's crazy how time flies, huh?
i know i always tell you how much you mean to me and i say it sincerely with my entire heart every time, but i don't think you realize just how special you truly are to me... you've made these past two years — shh, i'm rounding it up — of my life some of the most memorable and i've cherished every bit of our time spent together, even from miles apart. when i dropped out of public school to do everything solely online, i lost contact with all of my irls and i was lonely after a while. it seemed like everyone was growing up and moving along in life, they continued on easily without me and that made me feel sad. i guess i stayed stuck in my sixteen-year old era for a while and watched everyone go off to college, find their boyfriends, a few even had kids while i was gone and meanwhile i was cooping myself up in my room giggling over boy bands and binging fanfictions, still snuggled up with my dozens of plushies and sleeping with my fairy lights on. i guess i felt left out or left behind seeing everyone aside from me grow up. even the few mutuals i made online seemed ten times more mature than i could ever wish to be — they'd talk about their college struggles and adulting things that i wasn't taking part in at the time despite being 20 years old.
then i met you... i really like our origin story because only we could have met in such a goofy way. even before our grand reveal, just the short time we spoke outside of ren and lia, you were easy and fun to speak to and i enjoyed our little random admin talks. as we continued to talk more as ourselves outside of liju, i realized how similar we were and it felt so comforting to know that i had someone like you who i could turn to whenever i felt discouraged about anything. you were — and still are, of course — like my favorite plushie; my comfort and security. you've always been so kind, compassionate and understanding towards me and anyone who's had the pleasure of crossing paths with you. you've never made me feel childish or immature, you've always validated my feelings and actions even though some may have been questionable. you've always been encouraging and patient, and for that i'll always have such a special love for you.
your little encouragements mean the world to me, like when i'm nervous to make phone calls to people or when i have to have a serious talk with someone. you've always been here to cheer me on and i can't express how thankful i am to have such a lovely person like you in my life ~ i don't think i would be the person i am today without your presence, you've been a source of warmth and safety for me — like a patch of sunlight that lia enjoys napping in! so thank you, my love, for being you and for choosing to stay around even through the toughest of times. i cherish every moment i have with you — every message i receive, every voice note you leave, every rare selfie or video i get from you. they're all reminders that i get to wake up and be the luckiest wife in the world with the sweetest husband that's perfect for me ~ 🥰
that song that liju has claimed — the one linked in the pinned post — is for us, too. you already know that of course, but i like to remind myself that our beloved babies live on through our friendship. that song is meant for soulmates which, in my obviously correct opinion, are what we and liju both are ~ liju really paved the way for us- they walked so we could run! 🥹
anyways, this is getting quite long so i'll cut this off for now, but expect more admin love in the future! i love you and i appreciate you, you mean the absolute world to me and i'm so grateful to have met you in this lifetime. i hope we find each other in every other lifetime after this, too... happy valentine's day, my love!
i love you always, zaf ~ 💞
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aptericia · 1 year
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The Tellius games!
Lol you caught me fast, I just deleted that post bc I realized most of it was shippy stuff and most of my answers would probably be like “idc”. Anyway, I love Tellius so here you go!
Fave character: ughhhhh don’t make me choose…. I feel like I ought to say Sanaki because she’s my icon, so we’ll go with that.
Least favorite character: hmmm I like most of the characters! I’ll say Geoffrey purely because he's incredibly boring (and his name is pronounced the Very Wrong and Incorrect Way)
5 favorite ships: Ike/Soren & Ike/Ranulf are good (although I don’t see them living together permanently), Jill/Lethe, Kieran/Oscar, and Edward/Leonardo. For shipping in general I care more about the characters interacting than the type of relationship, so any of these could be platonic or romantic (or something else)
Character I find most attractive: Nasir has my favorite design 😁
Character I would marry: none of them lmao, even non-romantically
Character I would be best friends with: Mordecai seems like a chill dude
a random thought: I headcanon that affinity is part of Tellius’s version of astrology, with different affinities supposedly “foretelling” things about the person’s personality, relationships, and destiny
An unpopular opinion: Ike is aroace. Apologies to all you Ike/Soren shippers, I think you're 100% valid and absolutely supported by the canon, but it's not my personal preference
My canon OTP: err... what canon pairings does Tellius even have? Calill/Largo ig?? Ena/Rajaion could be cute but we don't know much about them.
My non-canon OTP: ***sweats nervously*** Sephiran/Zelgius????? Seems messed up in the right ways for them.......
Most badass character: *sigh of relief* Caineghis! Badass fighter AND ruler :D
Most epic villian: I personally really like what they did with Jarod, although Sephiran is unquestionably more Epic
Pairing I am not a fan of: Ike/Elincia, Micaiah/Pelleas, Naesala/Leanne, Jill/Mist, Jill/Haar, a bunch more... (don't kill me plz)
Character I feel the writers screwed up: Petrine was fun but she kinda got on my nerves eventually. I feel like she was only given as much personality as the random chapter bosses (which is fine, some of them are great), but was forced into a larger role that made her look one-note and goofy.
Favorite friendship: Since I already mentioned Ike/Ranulf, I'll say Tormod/Muarim! Or since they're more like family than friends, I'll drop my personal hc friend ship of Jill/Zihark
Character I most identify with: Soren, probably. What can I say, I'm a moody teenager.
Character I wish I could be: none of them. But also Elinica.
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greatwyrmgold · 1 year
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This looked fun, so I wanted to do one. But I decided not to calculate/post this until the year was actually over (in some time zones).
Oh, by the way, did you know you can edit these things?
I posted 2,307 times in 2022
That's 2,294 more posts than 2021!
Yeah, I basically didn't use Tumblr before May. I'm surprised I posted 13 things in 2021.
338 posts created (15%)
1,969 posts reblogged (85%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
@artbyblastweave
@kiiamn
@prokopetz
@victoriadallonfan
@ewingstan
I tagged 1,998 of my posts in 2022
Only 13% of my posts had no tags! I wonder why I missed the other 309.
#random stuff - 406 posts
#random thoughts - 374 posts
#wildbow - 348 posts
#parahumans - 320 posts
#worm - 317 posts
#art - 227 posts
#meta - 185 posts
#spy × family - 173 posts
#spy x family - 171 posts
#politics - 132 posts
I apparently talk about Worm a lot. Also, I need to do better about tagging anime/manga posts with at least one of those two tags.
Longest Tag: 139 characters
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My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
One of Spy×Family's many great strengths is how it can shock you with obvious plot twists. Like, of course Anya was going to get anxious about her place in the "fake" Forger family when Twilight considered the possibility of using Yor's friendship with Donovan Desmond's wife, but I haven't seen anyone consider Anya's response to that friendship in the last two weeks.
350 notes - Posted August 7, 2022
#4
Anya being casual about the bomb strapped to her neck (because she read the terrorist's mind and knows it's a bluff) and terrifying all of her classmates (who can't read minds and assume Anya's being a reckless moron) is the funniest bomb threat joke I have ever read.
629 notes - Posted November 13, 2022
#3
Caramelldansen, the Disney Channel theme, & obfuscated authorship
Kevin Perjurer's Disney Channel's Theme: A History Mystery and jan Misali's who wrote Caramelldansen? feel like complimentary opposites.
[I'm not going to include the whole thing in here—it's long]
832 notes - Posted November 21, 2022
#2
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I love when series make this kind of long-term call-back. You thought it was a goofy one-off gag, but in fact it was a goofy two-off gag!
930 notes - Posted December 11, 2022
I note that, even though I post wat more about Wildbow than about Spy×Family, most of my top posts are about the latter. Granted, according to an external tool, there are a couple of Worm posts that made the top 10; it's not straightforwardly "I like to post Wildbow but people only react to my anime posts".
Looking at that external tool...the top anime posts about anime outside the fall season were a couple RWBY Ice Queendom posts tied for 31st place. I wonder what's up with that.
It could be that I started posting about anime on Tumblr more in recent months. It could be that anime Tumblrinas came across my blog around that time. I really hope it doesn't have anything to do with the elephant in the room.
My #1 post of 2022
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13,443 notes - Posted October 17, 2022
This cogsci post...this f*kng zero-effort found-this-on-Twitter cogsci post, it has been clogging my inbox for two and a half months. There have only been sixteen days when this thing hasn't been the most-noted thing on my Tumblr, half of those being at the end of December (thanks to a S×F reblog which would take the #2 place if essays you wrote in response to someone else's post counted).
I hope I get to forget about this post soon, so I can stop regret treating it as something a few mutuals would see and not something seen by a small town's worth of people.
Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review while it's still 2022 →
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eijiroukiriot · 2 years
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may we return to aphrodite siblings bakugou camie and aoyama...the three of them are stuck with stable-cleaning duty one hot august day and bkg cracks up when the pegasus with which aoyama had claimed he was "bonded beyond words" drops a fat dump on his fancy french loafers, only for the horse in his stall to do the same. camie laughs so hard at them that she loses track of where she’s walking and steps on a rake and charmspeaks them into telling people the big red line on her face is a curling iron burn
#which nets her many a sympathy point especially because she's head camper#her little legion of middle school siblings who just flat ironed their hair for the first time for a school dance last spring (aw cute 🥺🥺)#look at her like 'omg our big sister still has trouble with hot hair tools she's just like us'#i'm thinking abt this because this is very much the dynamic in pjo au part 2 (!! !!!! finally have motivation to work on it again after#turning in my thesis)#and like i had known that'd be the dynamic but actually writing it and adding in more and more random interactions between#them...it really cuts to the core of why relationships involving bkg are interesting i think#like the idea of him being casually comfortable with people enough to even like be goofy on his own accord#obviously soooooo so much love to how relaxed and quiet being around kirishima makes him. like ofc i love that being w his#best friend ever and love of his life brings him so much peace that he can just exist neutral-faced and low-voiced#but still i think it's fun when the dynamic brings that same level of comfort out but like...as a speaking role#like to pull from dialogue i just wrote . if aoyama was like 'don't announce you're going to pee that's uncouth just say you're#going to the restroom' and bkg said 'i'm gonna go take a big fat dump'#weird amount of poop humor in this post but like comfy enough to say dumb things as a part of the joke#i do think one of the best things about a pjo au is letting the kids have siblings#especially when that's like a natural evolution of friendship#i mean not in the sense that friends can become siblings but that being related as demigods is like an extra layer of intimacy#and comfort and unconditionality in their friendships. those are like bigger concepts than i intended to say#i'm mostly just thinking about how these 3 being Siblings makes it so easy for just a really close silly bond to exist#idk the way all good sibling relationships in media feel. who doesn't love a good sibling relationship#anyway. them. they're good. more hcs coming? maybe#thoughts
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