#i love u all i give Big Smorch

[rainymoodlet]

this is the police- the sim is too hot, i repeat- (arizona sutton, she/they)

#ts4 #ts4 screenshots #ts4 horse ranch #ts4 cas #alt title: reddit help - i think i accidentally made my dream butch partner in the sims???? #i LOVE... big arms #sim: arizona #;cinextras #my cinnamon girl~ #(gender neutral fdhdj) #kmik is still here to stay i'm just having a wee creative break before editing on wednesday~ #arizona lived in belladonna cove for years working as a shop mechanic before moving to chestnut ridge #they were actually going to be my gameplay sim until this... literal very moment #bc i thought up a boyfriend for don and not this absolute heart-stealer #minorly bc i can't pair another hot ass genderless sim with an OLD MAN djfhs #my self-insertdom regardless fdhjf #i love u all i give Big Smorch #so now they are TOWNIE BESTIE YAYYY

[irl-dogboy]

top 5 sniper scout headcanons

ABSOLUTELY BUT HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME CHOOSE JUST 5... unlike the memes these r in no particular order bc i just love. All of the sniperscout headcanons ever!!! i assume ur talking about the ship but if u meant the characters on their own let me know bc i could talk about sniper headcanons for a Long Ass Time. ty for the ask anon!!!!!

1: this one was entirely @muscular-lettuce’s idea (i hope u dont mind me tagging u hnfkfjf) but sniper and scout adopt a hen together!!!!! her name is marigold and she is their little chicken daughter!!!!!!!!

2: australian marsupial : (exists.) sniper: scout this is your new nickname. (aka scout gets called roo, bilby, koala, devil, all of it. change my fuckin mind)

3: scout helping sniper through panic attacks no constructive criticism allowed!!!! scout is rly good at telling when sniper is stressed out and wont hesitate to get him away from a crowded place or something else that may trigger a panic attack

4: specific kinds of pda only!! leaning on each other, quiet conversations during meals between them and ONLY them, more subtle stuff. its usually because sniper is kinda uncomfortable with. being perceived and seen by anyone in general, but sometimes it just goes love for scout > comfort and he’ll give him a big ol smorch or life him up in a big hug, even in front of the team!!

5: these men can and will fall asleep anywhere and really like cuddling. on the rec room couch? yes look they’re sleeping. at the dinner table? yes look they’re asleep leaning on each other. sniper’s sniping nest? yes. respawn room benches? yep! in snipers rv? on the roof of snipers rv? yes! literally anywhere except their beds? you know it!!

sorry if these suck anon but im weak for fluff only

#TY FOR THE ASK THO!!!! #ask #anon #tf2 #speeding bullet #sniperscout

[stagtic]

some stuff about the mun !!

NAME:   cast. GENDER:   nonbinary. STAR SIGN:  aries. HEIGHT:   5′6″. AGE:  28. PHONE WALLPAPER:  this gorgeous fanart of princess celestia. HOGWARTS HOUSE:  don’t care. EVER CRUSHED ON A TEACHER?: no. COOLEST HALLOWEEN COSTUME:  my mom does costume design, so she made a few of my costumes growing up! my favorite was the year my brothers and i dressed up as the spanish inquisition from the monty python skit. i was cardinal biggles. FAVORITE 90s SHOW:  buffy: the vampire slayer. LAST KISS:  a smorch upon the head, as is the morning ritual when my gf goes to work. EVER BEEN STOOD UP?: honestly, not that i remember? whenever i had dates or meetings with friends, the other person showed up. FAVORITE PAIR OF SHOES:  i LOVE sandals. not a big fan of wearing socks most of the time, so when the weather gets nice you best believe i’m going to be wearing sandals until i can wear them no longer. BEEN TO VEGAS?:   nope! FAVORITE FRUIT(s):  raspberries. FAVORITE BOOK(s):  i love “ art of ” books! concept art is so neat. STUPIDEST THING YOU’VE DONE:  give me time. ALL-TIME FAVORITE SHOW(s):  really not sure! i’d say i have a great deal of fond memories of fma ‘03, but i’m not sure it’s my favorite overall. LAST MOVIE YOU SAW IN THEATERS:   the sonic movie, p sure.

tagged by: @viviskull​ said do it, so tagging: u

#;out of broadcast #;meme response

[readymades2002]

AUGH i could make a million posts abt this fhsfkjdfs i took some notes on what i did remember in between everything ill collect those now 

jimmy had striped socks on and it was STUPIDLy endearing...............i love u they were SO peppy and jaunty!!! their HOPS...their DANCING...their VIBES..........SMORCH

they also have a sticker of themself on their keyboard stand! queen of self esteem

mcbc just went "JIMMY!!!!! :D" in the middle of a good sax solo I think and wandered over to admire them, and to hold his mic off to the side of their sax since they already have a sax mic but he had to make REAL sure you could appreciate their skills.... they also did the 360 hug for hey homies it was VERY cute im Bad Up To My Nonsense appawently 

they DID fight a demonic minion and the Poodle People and jimmy straight up irish whipped mcbc into a bunch of dog people THANKS babe!!!!!! they were also throwing towels after the Weird Dogs when they were vanquished they’re doing their FUCKING best 

mcbc leapt off the stage during that fight for reasons incomprehensible to me, perhaps the panache of it all, or the adrenaline, and jimmy had to come over and help him back up onstage goofy........IDIOTS......

while mcbc was hanging out with the crowd, someone asked if he could give this high five to Jimmy and then high fives him, and jimmy came closer and accepted the high five but also knelt down to high five her themself................ I'm soft, i AM soft, let it never be said i wasnt soft 

THEY PLAYED YOUR LOVE IT'S FINALLY RICKY'S BIRTHDAY AGAIN...... my sibling bruised my arm when we realized what they were building to...mcbc was like “aint he cute!!!” afterwards and later had a moment of going “hey so why is ricky the best drummer on the planet actually” AWH...

"i stand up to bullies every day. especially you, commander" - ricky, canonically

mcbc corpsed a LOT he had a great time! we had a few Moments bc I was in the front row and he was very smiley and when I got too excited and had to giggle and cover my face he noticed and was very cool about it... love him thank u autistic rights

crashes cousin smash/Phil Din/I BELIEVE chainsaw was filling in for him tonight as he has been on this tour! jimmy kept pointing at him and nodding impressedly during the basslines esp the ICONIC super show one it was sweet. also if you havent listened to the super show theme in a bit go listen to it and pay attention to the bassline because it fucks 

he brought a message from crash, also, and it was just Groove Is In The Heart and it was a treat. thanks chainsaw probably and thank you crash i miss you and love u Mwa 

JIMMY DID THE SLIDE WHISTLE NOISES FOR GROOVE IS IN THE HEART ACTUALLY HER RANGE...........AUGH im gonna pass out im so in l*ve 

they got TWO of the pizza inflatables back on stage before The CHild Throwing and jimmy got to hold both of them for a bit and they were just engulfed by pizza im gonna blow up i love them so fucking much

(mcbc voice) george lucas pizza body :\  (jimmy singing back) george lucas pizza body~

mcbc was discussing with the gal theyd called onstage for the Throwing Of The Children (who had already been taken onstage and gotten sharpie on her face as the opening band chose her as their new leader and was thus a little too freaked out for this, which mcbc was very kind about and very crossly told her parents telling her to just do it to Back Off before letting her go back and bringing up someone else) and asked if she'd like to go first or second and made EXPLICITLY clear that she will have a choice in this matter! she declined to go first and then mcbc nods, turns to the boy who will also be crowdsurfing, and very flatly tells him he does not have a choice GEE.....THANKS, /DAD/ 

(mcbc voice) i am going to throw you, onto that piece of pizza.  (boy voice) - (boy voice) 0_0? (mcbc voice) AND THE CROWD IS GOING TO CATCH YOU

THEY PLAYED LOOK AT ME IM A WINNER /AND/ DOIN SCIENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND THE EXTENDED VERSION OF SHOWTIME THAT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I COULD DO ANYTHING GGGHGHGH LOVE THAT FOR THEM

THEY ALSO PLAYED CHEMICAL BOMB IN 2019 WHICH I STILL CANT FUCKING BELIEVE HAPPENED GHGKJFGUUUUUU.......jimmy was very quietly doing the “maaaaayyyyybeee”s after the song was over and im just *swoons softly* i AM soft god dont look at me. god. god i love this fucking stupid band so much

eaglebones was VERY cheeky tonight! Mischievous! he kept going >:) and sticking his tongue out and he was having fun im glad i love u bastard fool

this WAS foolish too bc mcbc helped eaglebones hit a beach ball using his guitar as a bat twice and he almost knocked one of the lights down doing it fhdsjkds he was like AAAAYUUUUGHHH after it happened GOOFY. GOOFASS. FIVE LAWSUITS WALKING

at one point I looked away for five seconds and looked back and saw mcbc tumbling out of the audience back in front of the stage completely on his back like a pill bug, absolute madman

mcbc was actually talking abt how they used to have a trampoline onstage for pool party so the kids could party on it but THEN a legal happened -_- *this was a joke dont worry they have done MUCH more wild stuff than that*

“america, land of lawsuits :(”- mcbc, 2019 

everyone in this band (mcbc don't look) is so FUCKING talented its bonkers HONESTLY LIKE MCBC TOO TRULY he isnt TALENTED talented but he just like....GOES for it and he is so weird and dramatic and hammy its genuinely a big inspiration but everyone else in this band is so fucking good at what they do i LOVE that for them

lichrally as soon as the concert was over and they started taking the stage down i started crying fhdkjds my mom and sib came back from the merch tables and were like HUH?!?!?!?!?! and i had to be cool about it but like I WAS JUST...BAWLING mom was all “you REALLY like seeing them huh???” and i was like “*autistically* y-yea :’|” 

IT WAS..........WONDERFUL. I.....................................................LOVE BAND

#WILL TO LIVE: RESTORED #bat tag #long post - #its been over a decade since they last played in idaho and like #moving from california i really really thought i was never gonna see them again so it was. yknow. a lot. a lot to feel! #I LOVE THEM I REALLY FUCKING DO........................NNOT TO BE CRINGE OR ANYTHING BUT IM BIG...ENAMORED #IM REALLY HAPPY ABOUT IT. IM GLAD. IT WAS GOOD I HAD FUN

[bluebxmfing]

What Dating Kurt Wagner Would Be Like

Shameless rip off of this because I felt it wasn’t quite accurate.

Absolutely loving his big cheesy grin

Kissing said cheesy grin. A lot.

Constant Smorch™

Constantly making you laugh

So many puns and jokes

Gets excited when he makes a pun in English

Pirate movie marathons

Singing along to The Pirates of Penzance

Cuddling with him everywhere all the time

Cuddling the bamfs

C u d d l e s

Gently caressing his tail

Petting his hair with his head in your lap

Realizing he’s incredibly needy but not caring

Him reading to you in several different languages You fall asleep to the sound of him speaking French.

Kurt teaching you German

You terribly butchering German “It is alright, I still have trouble between homophone und megaphone.”

Running your fingers along his scars

Telling him he’s beautiful and accidentally making him cry

He cries. A lot. No seriously he’ll cry at just about anything. Just. Pat pat and hold him close and make some jokes.

Depression is hard but it’s easier with you there

Looking up how to help your partner with their PTSD

Getting him grounded during a panic attack

Shouting at a man in a circus for using a whip on their animals as Kurt’s curled up crying next to one of the cages.

Freeing a bunch of circus animals Safely, to the right authorities.

Him teaching you circus things “The door is closed”

Oil lamps

“Kurt what the fuck is a doublesalto”

Sex is pretty fucking amazing once he gets into the swing of things

Realizing he’s actually hypersexual and doesn’t really know how to cope with emotions

“Entschuldigung, mein schatz...” “Why? Did it not feel good? Did I do something wrong?” “Nein- Oh goodness no! It felt amazing I just.. Cannot... Do the same.” “Oh. That’s okay, we can just cuddle.”

Realizing he’s a little bit of an alcoholic and helping him through it

A lot more crying.

Panic attacks at three in the morning due to nightmares

A lot of nightmares

Actually sobbing while he vents about Herr Getmann

“I’m going to find that guy where does he live, Kurt” “What?” “I’m gonna find him and wring his disgusting neck” “Liebling nein,,,”

“What is the thing.” “What thing?” “The-” waves hands about “Thing!! Thing with.. The.. AaaaaaaAA” Several minutes pass “BICYCLE!!”

Him climbing on everything

Them weird leggies

Frustration because he cannot hold your hand ‘like normal people’

Settling for holding onto his arm like the gentleman he is.

Dude gives bomb-ass massages

Him holding onto you with his tail

Playing footsies isn’t fair because he’s got Foot Thumbs™

Getting used to people freaking out a little when they first see him

Getting him to stop using the fucking image inducer

‘Take a shot every time his tail coils around his fucking ankle’ *Take a sip. Of like.. Soda. Otherwise you might die.

Taking him to arcades and movies and all the things he couldn’t do in hiding

Knowing that he loves you above all else.

He would die for you

He will do the same you have done for him. Help you through it all. All those bad times.

He will hold you close and mutter sweet things to you.

More movie marathons

Bingeing old cartoons and shows he never got to watch in the circus Things like Teen Titans or Avatar the Last Airbender, or even Spongebob who knows.

“Kurt why the fuck do you use dog shampoo??!” “?????? Because I,,, always have??” “Not anymore nOPE”

Teaching him English

Rubbing his fur idly because oh my god it’s like velvet.

This man is so full of love.

#File ; Kurt Wagner

[justwritingscibbles]

"Cuddly mood?" "MOVE OVER!" Wilford throws himself onto the couch and his arms grip you in a soft bear hug, his big cheeks nuzzling against you as he tickles you with his moustache "come sit on ole Wilfords lap and tell him what you want for Christmas. Christmas is over? Ah I'll give ya something anyway" he presses a big ole smorch to ya before playing with your hair against his stomach "thanks for cuddling with me Kit Kat"(he then offers got a kit Kat (its a chocolate I'm not sure if u have it)

(Kit-Kat is a nickname people use for me and that freaked me out! Also yeah, I love Kit-Kat!!) 

Ok, I waaaaaaant a little dragon plushie because I love dragons and I want a plushie to cuddle! And all the smooches for Wilford. 

[cananybodysea]

yo my dude hook me up with some really freaking fluffy kissing evan hcs. please. love you my dude you're fantastic

only if u give me a smorch in return,, love u too

so evan is like,,, rlly soft,, and nervous and he’s a little bean so please be gentle with him.

in school, when he’s having a really gross bad day he likes to sit in the library with u (only if it’s like practically empty) and he loves to just smooch u. nice soft smooches. bc they calm him down. he like texts u throughout the day like ’after class, can we….👄’ and ur like ofc

when he has panic attacks,, he doesn’t like to be touched too much cause it makes him feel…weird. he just doesn’t like it. but if u ask him (ask him first or it’ll make him uncomfortable) then he will let u smooch his cheeks. and he likes when he’s crying and he has his eyes closed and u just. kiss his eyelids rlly softly. he likes that it makes him calm.

he likes to hold ur hand while kissing u. it gives him something to do so he doesn’t feel so awkward and he’s also like,,, hey i need to touch u to know that this is real and i’m not dreamin.

sometimes when ur kissing he pulls away and just holds ur face in his hands and rubs circles under ur eyes and just brushes his lips rlly softly against urs and his nose bumps with urs and he does that a lot bc,,, idk,,, he just does it because he likes it.

he kisses ur nose. all the time. ask him why. he doesn’t know either. he just likes to do it.

he’s too scared to ask u to kiss his neck - so he kinda just tilts his head to the side hoping you’ll get the hint. when you do it he giggles and does the nose crinkle™ and he bites his lip to hold back his laughter cause it just feels so so nice.

he would pay a million dollars for u to kiss his forehead

if this makes anyone uncomfortable then don’t read it but he likes to sit in ur lap. like,,, he’s such a soft boyo who needs some lovin and sometimes when he feels confident enough he just stops what he’s doing and kinda,,, slides onto ur lap and gives u a little smooch. hnnnnnng he loves that.

he whines if u pull away too early. and ur like,, evan no is ok. and if he doesn’t want u to stop kissing him he kinda just grabs ur cheeks and pulls u into a big squishy messy kiss

mumbles. against ur lips. all the time. like you’ll be smorching and suddenly he’ll smile against ur lips and he murmurs something like ‘there was a butterfly in my room yesterday’ and u pull away and ur like ?? ok and he’s like. ‘it reminded me of u. was pretty’ and ur like,,, omigodyouguys

every time u pull away from a good kiss he’s like,,, bright pink. poor bean. his lips are swollen and and his cheeks are bright bright red and his hair is all messy because u run ur hands through it (he loves that don’t worry) and he’s just,,, happy and breathing heavily and his eyes are shut tight and he’s got a lil smile on his face and he’s… content.

heidi has a picture on her phone (was her lock screen for a while) of u smooshin evans cheeks and planting a big kiss on his cheek and he’s blushing and doing the nose crinkle and heidi LOves That photo. she loves it. so so much.

when he has his cast on, he loves when u give his fingers lil teeny tiny kisses,,, he’s swooning.

if he ever gives hickeys,, they’re very gentle. and they don’t last long because they’re really nice and light and soft because he doesn’t rlly know how to do it properly and he doesn’t want to hurt u by biting u. he always would never do them in a super obvious place like ur neck. he sometimes leaves them lower down ur neck or on ur shoulder. soft boy.

after u kiss him, he can feel ur lips lingering there and he lifts his hand to the place u kissed him and just sets it there like,,, ohmgyod ive just been kissed by an angel,,,

final one i promise: when ur busy like out shopping with zoe or smth,, he sends u pics of him on snapchat (they’re rlly funny and cute) of him puckering his lips or of him pouting and he always captions them (👄) and ur like ohshsjwhsisbahsh. he does that cause he wants to kiss u. n it’s the cutest thing ever.

#there's so many omg #send me headcanons guys pls #asks #headcanons #evan hansen headcanon #dear evan hansen headcanons #deh headcanons #deh x reader #dear evan hansen x reader

[aph-2p-headcanons]

2P!Romano Boyfriend Headcanons

sorry for being the absolute worst :,))

⦁ DUE TO AN EXCEEDING AMOUNT OF REQUESTS ⦁ AND SUDDEN BOOST OF PRODUCTIVITY ⦁ I PRESENT TO YOU ⦁ THE ONE ⦁ THE ONLY ⦁ F L A V I O V A R G A A A A A A A A A A A A S ⦁ *edgy airhorn noise* ⦁ okay. ⦁ ya boi is The Worst™ ⦁ in the mornings ⦁ he will CLAW you back into his arms if you try to leave - he is a light sleeper, so he can tell if you are trying to escape ⦁ like ⦁ he is a Demon ⦁ you can eventually get out if you a.) threaten him and his designs heavily b.) smorch him c.) cry ⦁ yes yes v original spookie, but he will use you to model his designs "stop moving" ":.))" ⦁ he is so controlling when he is using you as a model btw and if you cry he will feel so bad but also might be like "!!don't!!stain the satin :,,)" ⦁ he is the super extra guy that just shows up an hour late to an event with a half empty bottle of wine and swirls his fucking glass and sniff s ⦁ if he accidentally hurt himself he will either be like "oh that sucks" or scream bloody murder - he will go to you either way because he can't take care of injuries on himself by himself ⦁ he has a fashion blog and he posts so many photos of you modelling his stuff, especially on instagram - he is instafamous btw, people literally see him on the streets and are like !!!! ⦁ he probably can't reach a lot of things and gives up if he can't, but can be persuaded to use you as a stool "i offered to get on your sho-" "get on the ground there's no way i'm letting you wrinkle this" ⦁ will constantly be grooming you like a mom seeing someone she knows in public with her kid there ⦁ like he just produces a mini lint roller from a secret compartment on the bottom of his shoe "i could've just plucked tha-" "no you have a bit of dirt on your finger you'll stain it" "flavi these are brown pants" ⦁ he is a really good cook and will be excited to teach you things ⦁ he's a really good boyfriend like he will square up if someone insults you, especially your appearance - he thinks everyone is beautiful in their own way and wont stand for bullies ⦁ will drag you to Pride with him because he loves seeing the drag shows ⦁ he takes his coffee inhumanely black (luci takes it so sugary it's undrinkable) ⦁ a big chance you will slowly lose your closet items and then gain them back a day later "flavi did you take my sweater" "there are loose threads, i don't want them getting caught on anything" "that's,, actually really nice, thank you,," ⦁ he tries to teach you italian (if you don't already speak it) it's so cute "no, no, it's PREgo, like,, 'prey'" ",,preh" "nO--" ⦁ he never is not snapchatting you ⦁ he and gilen are probs caligraphy buddies and he'll make you this really pretty written piece of your name ⦁ luciano is secretly super into musicals, but flavio doesn't know any except for the classics. if you're into musicals, it's your job to introduce them to him "bell@ who is Rich Jake and why are you trying to protect him?" "nO fla V--" ⦁ he gets hot all the time and you might walk in on him in nothing but socks ",,,,,,,,,,,flav,,, your feet produc-" "i don't wanna hear it" ⦁ has a nice singing voice but only does it when he's distracted - he's super embarrassed about it so if you hear him he will LEAVE the vicinity ⦁ probably is like "hey u ever been to milan?" "no?" "okay well you're not gonna if you don't hurry up, we take off in an hour" ⦁ just,,, random trips?? ⦁ he really likes taking you places you've never been and will remember places and things you want to do ⦁ he is VERY strategic about dates. he usually hands you a bag (of clothes) (that he made) and a time of when you're leaving. that's it. ⦁ everythign is a surprise with him ⦁ "are you busy?" "actually yeah i gotta-" "no you don't get ready we're going on a date" "flavIO I HAVE TO WO R-" "I CALLED YOU IN ALREADY" "Y OU  RE GON NA G E TM E F I RED" ⦁ he loves you don't worry ⦁ he also loves seeing you happy & will do everything in his power to see you smile ⦁ but that isn't difficult,  things are never dull when ur dating Flavio Vargas ;)))

#2p headcanons #headcanons #2p #2p romano #aph romano #Flavio vargas #aph #aph headcanons #hetalia headcanons #2p hetalia #hetalia #boyfriend headcanons

[astral-glass]

How are each of the Mercs at kissing? I'd imagine Seeker's pointy teeth make kissing kinda difficult.

Scout: He’s not that good, but he tries his best! Due to lack of experience, Jeremy is a bit behind on the smooch train. BUT he’s a fast learner! His kisses are usually broken by toothy grins and silent (or not so silent) chuckles because he gets excited and a bit flusteredSoldier: I’m gonna say not so good at the moment, but Zhanna will get him up to par hue hue. Soldier has never been a kisser, but his kisses are a bit too forceful and quick. He tries I swear.Pyro: Big snoot boops!!! Gonna!!! Smoosh your nose with their mask!! Look at that smile!!! Or…probably a smile!!! 11/10 smooch they are so happy and love u!Heavy: A very good kisser despite popular belief. He’s dated a few men before back in Russian (albeit privately), and has a certain gift. Misha is immensely gentle and soft, yet strong and warm and super inviting. A wonderful kisser, no matter the spot. Literally will never find a better kisser. Heavy kiss u. SmorchDemo: Sloppy but in an enjoyable, goofy way! He makes it fun and playful and usually does kick peppered kisses versus a long single one. He usually gets the receiver to laugh or push him off just outta havin’ fun. When Tavish is a bit more sober, he can give a very strong single smooch which is a miraculous experience.Engie: Pretty moderate. You might have to lean down, but he is very soft lipped and warm he’s a good boi. Usually doesn’t draw them out too much and gives ya a big ol smile afterwards!!!! He might get a bit flustered but that’s okay.Sniper: Oh goodness this man lemme tell ya. Mundy gets flustered af and usually denies giving someone else a kiss. Would rather hide his face with his hat and cease to exist. So it’s a slow, blushy start. But once he’s comfortable, it’s quite the discovery. Sniper is rather swell at kissing, making it a bit more rough yet enjoyably so. He’s a bit scratchy around the lips due to his stubble but, depending on who’s receiving, it can be a bonus. He usually leaves his softer kisses for other locations than the lips, like the forehead or cheek.Medic: Really good. Medic is kind of rougher as well, but he’s very good at mixing in soft elements. His specialty is long, sensual kisses. He’s a bit spooky at first, but you can melt into this man’s kiss (if you’re brave enough)Spy: Thinks he’s the best since he doesn’t know about heavy, but definitely comes in second. Spy has had the largest array of experience and knows how to pleasure anyone. He makes every aspect of the experience enjoyable, even factors one might not even notice. He’s a true master, like a 5 star kisser. You’ll be entrancedSeeker: Her sharp canines actually don’t affect her kissing ability at all, because they are set like normal teeth and do not jut out from the lip/gum at all. Avian is a pretty good kisser, despite not having a lot of experience. She’s a bit sloppy at times but practice makes perfect! Avian usually doesn’t give a lot of lip kisses, so she focuses on kisses elsewhere, which are usually softer. But, when it comes to lips, she’s rougher than one may expect (though pleasantly so).

#tf2 #headcanon #kiss

[princesiddie]

Okay, since Sidon literally will do anything for Link, Sidon is doing little favors for Link and so he comes back with the needed ingredients for Links meal. He watches as Link cooks and just enjoys how he can do you this all on his own (not as in I thought you weak but as in I always admired you and you're very strong) He just watches him with a dreamy smile, yet he wants to kiss Link which troubles him. He then looks down and stays silent, troubled. (Unless something happens *cough*) - Noodle

sidon loves watchng link cook !!! hes so good @ it n hes so Focused n shit n he just Knows What Hes Doing its like th kinda feelin u get whn u watch someone do somethin theyre rly passionate about (its a similar feeling to watching link in battle ;0) n so sidons alwas 200000% willin to go n get a specific ingredient tht link needs , partially bc sidon wants to see wht links gna make w it n partially bc whenever link sees tht hes missing an ingredient he makes this Sad Pouty Face tht gives sidon heart palpitations n thus compels him to jump up and go find it for him , n theres one specific dish one day tht link has link , 0 things for but ! he knows where to get thm n he wants sidon to go w him to get them (surprise they r not dating yet but they both hav Big Gay Crushes on each other so sidons all “Σ（ﾟдﾟlll）”) n they go n links all excited bc hes Gonna Make A Neat™ Dish and also Sidons There and sidons still having heart palpitations bc This Little Hylians So Fucking Cute n so they go back to th domain (sidon has to carry most of th stuff bc links got Little Arms) and they go to sidons room n link plops all his shit down and starts cooking furiously and he is Super Focused his littl tongue is stickin out a teeny bit even and sidons watching him all amused and then his big gay hearts all Kiss Him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but he cnt bc 1) hes busy cooking and 2) itd be really weird and random and probably ruin their friendship , he thinks so he just sorta has to sit there all Gay And Uncomfortable n then while links waitin for somethin to cook he notices sidons got this weird look on his face n then he worries tht something wrong n so to cheer him up he scoops out a littl of the stuff hes cookin (paella maybe ???? all i can think of rn is paella…) n offers it to sidon w a small Gay smile n when sidon tastes it he cant help but smile bc links a Good Cook , Man and then its links turn to have a bunch of Gay Heart Palpitations + an Overwhelming urge to Smooch His Friend but then hes all Fuck It Im Gonna Do It !!! and so he stands up (they r both sitting so only now upon standing is he kind of at eye level w sidon) and gently puts his teeny hand of sidons fin and then blushes really hard and then he hesitates and then he takes his hand back and shyly signs can i …. kiss you and then sidons all “‼️” and then nods way too hard and then link blushes bc He Gay and then he leans forward so he cn give sidon a littl smorch and then they both blush But Gayer This Time and then link brushes his fingers over his mouth bc He Gay and smiles a littl and then panics bc he suddenly realizes he can smell the food burning

#asks #🍜

[colonelkepler]

kevin and ray holt for 50 otp things for anon!!!

1. Who is the early bird/ Who is the night owl?

ray is definitely the early bird, always getting up super early for work, waking kevin up (who’s a LITTLE less of a morning person). kevin’s so much more of a night owl, he works through the night a lot, coming to bed when ray forces him

2. Who is the big spoon/ Who is the little spoon?

UHHH i think kevin’s taller and that’s just funny to imagine so yea kevin’s the big spoon

3. Who hogs the cover/ Who loves to cuddle?

look they are respectful, logical men, who obviously share the cover all the time, and BOTH of them are willing to lean against each other and cuddle up and read. how dare you

4. Who wakes the other one up with kisses?

ray, again cus kevin’s less of a morning person, and it’s wonderful and kevin always smorches him back

5. Who usually has nightmares?

ray ... not often though. when he does, he inches a little closer to kevin, and if kevin’s not in a deep sleep he’ll put his arm around ray and it’ll be wonderful

6. Who would have really deep emotional thoughts at the middle of the night/ Who would have them in the middle of the day? 

ray is a night thinker and he’ll get kevin up to start a deep philosophical chat with him, and kevin is READY for that shite

7. Who sweats the small stuff?

kevin and . like . listen. ray gives massages. they are GOOD massages. he massages kevin.

8. Who sleeps in their underwear (or naked)/ Who sleeps in their pajamas?

BOTH OF THEM HAVE PAJAMAS, U FOOL. THEY ARE WONDERFUL AND COMFY AND FANCY AS HELL

9. Who makes the coffee (or tea)?

kevin <33 ray makes a lot of the breakfasts so kevin always likes to make tea for ray. they have a billion different varieties

10. Who likes sweet/ Who likes sour?

kevin has a guilty sweet tooth while ray is into all things sour

11. Who likes horror movies/ Who likes romance movies?

uhhh both of them are waaaaay bigger romance fans but they need movies with that mf statistical analysis

12. Who is smol/ Who is tol?

ray always seemed smol to me and kevin always seemed tol

13. Who is considered the scaredy cat?

kevin considers ray the scared one bc he’s “way more emotional” but ray’s like wtf. no. i’m the one who gets rid of all the spiders, kevin. kevin, please

14. Who kills the spiders?

AHAHAHAH i didn’t notice this while i was answering the last one. ray does!!!

15. Who is scared of the dark?

neither of them bc they are Rational Adults and they are proud of it

16. Who is scared of thunderstorms?

ok kevin kind of hates thunderstorms. refuses to say he’s scared of them, but he dislikes them.

17. Who works/ Who stays at home?

both of ‘em work but ray’s at home more bc kevin’s out way later doing his professor gig.

18. Who is a cat person/ Who is a dog person?

kevin’s so into cats but ray is lowkey a dog person 👀👀👀

19. Who loves to call the other one cute names?

they both do but literally no one but them finds the names cute

20. Who is dominant/ Who is submissive?

ERM. I WOULD FEEL WEIRD ANSWERING THIS (ftr i think ray would top but ANYWAY)

21. Who has an obsession (over anything)?

look kevin has very deep interests in his field and ray has very deep interests in HIS field. but kevin’s more obsessed with his stuff than ray. some things, like squash, they’re equally obsessed with

22. Who goes all out for Valentine’s Day?

kevin!!! remember that bigass bouquet he sent ray he so loves valentine’s day stuff even if he’ll complain abt how consumerist it has become

23. Who asks who out on the first date?

errrm i think ray would ask kevin out first. ^-^

24. Who is the talker/ Who is the listener? 

kevin likes to talk a lot abt his interests and ray loves to listen but honestly both of them chat for ages and ages

25. Who wears the other ones clothes?

nreither of them they have Boundaries

26. Who likes to eat healthy/ Who loves junk food?

THEY ARE BOTH EXTREMELY HEALTHY PEOPLE EXCUSE YOU

27. Who takes a long shower/ Who sings in the shower?

kevin takes a long shower and ray always jokingly gets on his back about it. kevin will also hum in the shower but never properly sing

28. Who is the book worm?

KEVIN FOR DEFINITE

29. Who is the better cook?

kevin, even though ray tries to make breakfasts more. kevin’s just got a gift with it and ray is good but he doesn’t have that Magic Touch

30. Who likes long walks on the beach?

ohhhhhhhh kevin would love it more so than ray i think

31. Who is more affectionate?

they’re both equally affectionate and it’s the best thing ever

32. Who likes to have really long (deep) conversation?

both!!!!! they’ll bring up deep stuff whenever, wherever, and talk it out for ages

33. Who would wear “not guilty” t-shirt/ Who would wear “sin” t-shirt?

DRFTYGHUJKL kevin wears the sin t-shirt

34. Who would wear “if lost return to…” t-shirt/ Who would wear “I am…” t-shirt?

they both see this concept at the same time and both get “i am___” shirts and they just see each other like oh dear. oh jeez. made a mistake

35. Who goes overboard on the holidays?

both of ‘em looooooove spoiling each other when it comes to holidays

36. Who is the social media addict?

kevin says ray is the social media addict even though he’s on it like a fraction more than kevin. they both barely use it

37. Height difference or age difference?

ERRRRM I’M NOT SURE. I ALWAYS SEE RAY AS A BIT MORE THAN A LIL SHORTER THAN KEVIN but i see him as very slightly older than kevin. rly not by much. like a couple years

38. Who likes to star gaze?

kevin and ray will always quietly join him ^-^

39. Who buys cereal for the prize inside?

jhgfdsefhtgrew kevin he says he collects them

40. Who is the fun parent/ Who is the responsible parent?

both are pretty darn responsible but ray considers himself the fun parent

41. Who cries during sad movies? 

both but they have a weird idea of sad ie STATISTICAL ANALYSIS

42. Who is the neat freak?

.........................yeah both.

43. Who wins the stuffed animals at the carnival for the other one?

ray wins a ton of them for kevin who always laughs and says he’s too old for that but he lovs it

44. Who is active/ Who is lazy?

kevin? ray? lazy?

45. Who is more likely to get drunk?

ray lbr he drinks to forget dumb things he does

46. Who has the longer food order?

ummmm kevin does. he gets particular

47. Who has the more complex coffee order?

agani, kevin, he’s a VERY particular dude

48. Who loses stuff?

neither of them their house is the neatest place ever

49. Who is the driver/ Who is the passenger?

ray drives, kevin is more often the passenger

50. Who is the hopeless romantic? 

lowkey................both

#text #uhh #rayvin #? #brooklyn 99 #50 otp things #long post /

[tomatoredd]

Okay, I have a serious problem. Everytime I see angsty Tomalgam shenanigans I just want to take him away. I want to smorch the poor big guy and play with his hair and give him all of the love because he deserves all of the love. I am so gay for Tomalgam it's not even funny at this point.

Well too bad since he’s a living disaster and must S u f f e r

#but yea I'll love to cuddle and take care of him tho #the clone speaks #tomalgam

[lemonadaaaaa]

we want information on as much birb as possible: 4, 14, 24, 34, 47 & 50! (BLOWS A BIG SMORCH FOR SUSAN & NABEEL)

!!!!!!! heck ye

4.What’s a silly thing that one of your birbs does?

idk if it counts as silly, but nabeel and susan sometimes stretch in sync fjdjfj it’s weird

14.Favorite picture of your birb?

i dont have a favorite, but here are ones i really like of both ;0c

(susan bein Round an Soft)

(nabeel after a shower)

(BOTH!!! nabeel decided it was Naptime and didnt want to show his face fjdjfjjd)

24.Any memories of your birbs interacting together?

tbh all their interactions are basically nabeel hissing at susan for Existing fhdjf

oh and when one of them flies away, the other follows for some reason sfjdjfk

34.Does your birb like to snuggle? If so, where do they snuggle?

nabeel is Big Snuggly Boi and loves to snuggle, anywhere fjdfjd on my shoulder, or sometimes just sitting on my leg fhsjf

susan on the other hand is kinda shy but likes hiding in my hair ;o (sometimes he gets stuck there ghdjdhfj)

47.Does your birb ever notice or talk to the outside birbs? What about birbs in videos? The birb in the mirror?

nabeel sometimes gets all Spiky Boi Mode and goes !!! when he hears pigeons outside, same with birbs in videos lol

and he either hisses or gets !!! at the birb in the mirror, depending on his mood fjdkf

susan doesnt care tbh, but he does Stare Intensely at the birbs in mirrors

50.Last but not least…. Give birb a big kiss!!! (Or millet, if birb does not want kiss)

i gave nabeel a kissu and told him it was from u ;0

susan doesnt like kisses so i gave him one In Theory úvù (he answered with a Chirp)

thanks a lot for asking!!!!!

#birblr #birb ask meme #spookobat #ur ask made me so happy u dont even understand— #my birbs #nabeel #susan

[cananybodysea]

I give you a smorch 😘

bINCH GIVE ME ALL THE SMOOCHES.

have a big ol sloppy smORCH back from me. i love u. this is the best message i’ve ever revived i’m deadass i love u

#give me that good smorch #i love you #smooch #asks