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#i mean she’s not wrong
little-bumblebeeee · 1 month
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me, drinking juice: wow this juice is fruitier than Mike Wheeler
my mom, on instinct: YOURE fruitier than Mi–….*moment of realization*
me:
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(true story my guy)
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flying-ham · 26 days
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watched 911 w my mom and she decided that she can’t keep track of who’s who so buck eddie and tommy are all gay and in a thruple now
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beannary · 5 months
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My little sister is so funny she has convinced herself that if I watched the trolls movies I would be obsessed with them so she keeps trying to get me to watch them despite the fact that she herself has not watched them and does not care about them
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dathen · 2 months
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Mrs. Hall was sensitive on the point. When questioned, she explained very carefully that he was an “experimental investigator,” going gingerly over the syllables as one who dreads pitfalls. When asked what an experimental investigator was, she would say with a touch of superiority that most educated people knew such things as that, and would thus explain that he “discovered things.”
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korixae · 10 months
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it’s the school holidays so my 10 y/o sister js home all the time and bored so she’s been coming and sitting with me and watching my shows with me. this means she’s started doctor who from s6 and when i tell you this girl has the biggest crush on the eleventh doctor. we were watching the dinosaurs on silurian spaceship one and when they all rode the triceratops to escape the robots she fr turned to me and was like i wish i was the triceratops and i was like whyyy and she actually responded so she could have 11 ride on her. SHES TEN. she also wanted to be rory when the doctor kissed him and said to me in a car park today, kori, next time you’re watching the show with the pretty pretty doctor please will you shout me so i can watch his pretty face. and she says he’s her fav doctor (she’s watched no other doctor) bcs his emotions are so real and he gets excited over the little things. i’ll report further as more comments come 😭
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my friend sent me this about eddie diaz and i-
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haruhar-u · 5 months
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lmao why is that woman throwing a tantrum that I’m not interested into being dragged to see some movie I never expressed interest in?
I legit only told her I don’t wanna go see that specific movie and she someone twisted it to me saying I hate my family?
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my third and final roommate has informed me that she thinks dean motherfucking winchester is one of the property brothers
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wosocharleeeeess · 2 years
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midge just posted a gothamfc when they retire and this was kristies 💀
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elendsessor · 7 months
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i kinda like how some videya gaymes give much needed positivity :”)
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some-siren · 9 months
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I knew he got called a faggot (should I censor that?) but I didn’t know it was by a little girl
Man the 90s must have been wild
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Five: [picks up a dandelion] Dandelions symbolise everything I was to be in life.
Sam: Fluffy and light?
Five: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral. Filled with sunlight. Bright. Beautiful in a way the conventional and controlling hate but can never fully destroy.
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good-night-dodger · 1 year
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My daughter told me yesterday that one kid in her class has two moms. Her only reaction was “His house must be very clean!”. It made me laugh out loud.
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i’m sorry but the way rachel said this is absolutely SENDING ME
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whovianderson · 11 months
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Another update from my fucking mother:
“I was going to say that you want some bedroom time with Gillian Anderson today”
(aka me staying in my room watching The X-Files)
“…I realised how that sounds, but to be fair you probably want it in that sense too”
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mister-girl · 1 year
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I asked my mum recently what she thought the term genderqueer meant and she told me “it means you’re gendered for the queer people”
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