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“It was a hair net of fine-spun silver, the strands so thin and delicate the net seemed to weigh no more than a breath of air when Sansa took it in her fingers. Small gems were set wherever two strands crossed,”

- Sansa VIII, A Clash of Kings

#sansa stark #pro sansa stark #asoiaf #a song of ice and fire #a clash of kings #acok #valyrianscrolls #embroidery #hand embroidery #ik I’ve already posted #but idc I’ve been working on it since Oct 2022 #I’m allowed to be annoying about it #and yes I know in the actual quote they’re black amethysts #but I didn’t wanna do that so

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the year is 2025. jensen ackles is strapped to an office chair with ducktape and nails, a pen hot glued to his hand, on the tv panel behind him is playing every gay kiss that was streamed on live tv from 2005 to 2025. misha collins is taped to the desk sacrificial style as jensen ackles is forced to write season 31 of supernatural on misha's exposed chest consisting of 327 sex scenes per episode between dean and castiel. the bi firefighter is holding the hose, cocked and loaded, as a threat to write faster

jared padalecki walks in, hurt and betrayed. he says "it should've been sastiel!" he gets pressure washed with the hose

#destiel #supernatural

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I love when two straight actors end up in a popular mlm pairing bc you get a dick waving contest for who tops

#btw this is coming from a top cas truther #but like we get it misha u wanna fuck jensen in the ass #supernatural #spn #destiel #dean winchester #castiel #jensen ackles #misha collins #happy cw sniper death day to all who celebrate tho

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#it’s too fucking early #bro I’m at fucking work #supernatural

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@disappointmentthemusical does he get a slur pass for experiencing straight homophobia

starting a conspiracy theory that misha collins came out as bisexual because he experienced so much workplace homophobia on the supernatural set that he momentarily forgot he was actually straight

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Bride of Winter | Catelyn Stark, née Tully

#asoiaf

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starfleet uniform suppliers HATE this man

#you’re laughing #those shirts gave my mom her sexual awakening and you’re laughing #star trek

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🩸Bloody Dean Every Episode🩸 ↳ 5x05 || Fallen Idols

#iconic #supernatural

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sansa and lady in the godswood at winterfell

#this is my magnum opus #fr #if anyone is interested in the process or has any questions pls id love to share #sansa stark #pro sansa stark #asoiaf #a song of ice and fire #art #fanart #embroidery #hand embroidery #crafts #my art #valyrianscrolls #game of thrones #got #lady the direwolf

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MY OWN PRIVATE IDAHO (1991) dir. Gus Van Sant

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You think I'd let him destroy me and end up happier than ever? No fucking way. He doesn't get to win. My cute, charming, salt-of-the-earth Missouri guy. He needed to learn. Grown-ups work for things. Grown-ups pay. Grown-ups suffer consequences.

#kill self? #gone girl

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finding out steve rogers was 25 years old when he became captain america was so crazy to me. he should've been at the club

#he was too busy committing enlistment fraud #captain america

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out of all the insane things that happened in hannibal the most egregious was everyone thinking Will could swallow a WHOLE ear, not in pieces but literally whole thing cmon

#lotta faith in his throat game #hannibal

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#uhura #star trek

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*stares at the dead body of my crewmante*

"damn it"

#star trek

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Estoy estresada por la entrega de un proyecto de investigación de la universidad

Esta Laena me ayudó a concentrarme en algo más

#hotd #asoiaf

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it's been two years and somehow i STILL can't believe that he came out as bisexual by mistake and then had to make a twitter thread coming out as straight. this could only ever happen to misha collins.

#ANOTHER thing that happened on April 25 #what the fuck