#i smell stinky

[badbucky]

Jamie ‘Lynx Dealer’ Tartt

#ted lasso #ted lasso spoilers #tedlassoedit #colin hughes #jamie tartt #jan maas #isaac mcadoo #this was so cute and also stupid i love them #myedit #at least colin didnt have to be stinky. though i cant imagine leather and cookies smelling good

[turtleblogatlast]

Every day I’m haunted by the fact the boys happily swim in sewer water

Even if it’s filtered somehow there’s no way it’s not still nasty 😭 Bet they can defeat any of their villains just by accidentally giving them diseases I swear

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #bless their hearts but they’re nasty #it’s funny because like #each and every one of them has moments #where they’re a typical disgusting teenage boy #and then the next they have STANDARDS #can’t blame Leo for being so determined to go to a spa #even if he nearly licked his own foot that’s prob cleaner than anything else the boys have been up to in years 💀 #thank you shelldon for all your hard work cleaning after then 🙏 #they’re all gross teenage boys!!! #even Donnie he is NO exception here #bro was DRINKING A BEVERAGE while wading through sewer water he is just as gross as his bros #bro also talks with his mouth full he is no more refined than his equally gross bros fr and I love it #but yeah no way that water isn’t disgusting even filtering it would still leave grime on the walls of the sewer for yearsss #pros of them moving into an abandoned subway system is fixing their sense of smell enough to not be as gross #100% that’s part of why they didn’t mind being so filthy pre shelldon #because I mean they were literally raised in the sewers and they’re teenage boys like that’s a double whammy #THEY ALSO DONT WEAR SHOES #the few times any of them do the shoes are discarded before heading home 💀 #I love them tho they are endearing anyhow #April’s immune system must be godlike just being around them fr #honestly no joke Mikey’s probably the cleanest of them all #just by virtue of being a chef #Leo I see as a mixture since he no doubt loves to pamper himself so he’s clean like #a percentage of time before he goes out and ruins his own hard work #Donnie is similar in that he’s just VERY SELECTIVE about what he thinks is too gross #Raph may be more on the stinky end but it’s not his fault he has his stinks and eats things of dubious origin(esp since his bros ate poison) #Donnie and Leo really have the gall to be sick about Raph eating the origami salami but they have no room to talk #all their villains are prob like please stay away from us we have salmonella now

[jeeaark]

Alright. So. I'm not making this triangle conclusion because I like triangles

But because it's the only. the only conclusion I could make

For the morning after. After noticing Babe-

YOU'D THINK it'd go that Lae'zel and friends would never find out because even though I wanted to tell Lae'zel, A SHAME IT DIDN"T GIVE ME THE OPTION. A SHAME THE GAME WANTED ME TO KEEP THIS A DANG SECRET FROM MY TEAM AND JUST HAVE SOME SIMPLE-ASS INTERNAL CONFLICT.

But ohnononono, this magical patch 0 playthrough had other plans. Because for some reason. Babe was talking like we were in ACT 1 again. Babe became a killer coconut again

Babe knew. BABE KNEW ABOUT LAST NIGHT. AND BABE WAS CRANKY (understandably so of course)

And yet. Babe was also still allowing kisses. so. not. not OVER. BABE STILL LOVED THIS IDIOT HALF-ORC.

So. I could only conclude this. This is why.

and totally not because apparently it was a glitch (that they now fixed) all along pff

SO. Maybe just. This once. With this Tav. This playthrough. A Godsdamn Love Triangle friggin' happened alfdjkkasdj

Bonus (Because Greygold had to tell somebody):

#bg3 spoilers #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #lae'zel #bg3 emperor #the emperor bg3 #greygold #bg3 fanart #bg3 comic #Lae'zel is definitely sorting out her feelings with murder again #pretty sure lae'zel knows what illithids smell like what with being on the nautiloid and all #didn't have no functioning soap in this playthrough NEITHER SO- #stinky half-orc #sometimes glitches make a game/story experience so much WILDER #meanwhile my silly ass played the rest of the game thinking cranky lae'zel was intentional #like it was the game's way of saying she knew #remember how I said relationships can get bumpy? #well THIS ONE WAS A FRIGGIN' ROLLERCOASTER RIDE

[desceros]

ok this one's better. ignore any previous villain donnie's left in your inbox oooo

[meteorologist voice] well folks if you look to your night sky you'll have a chance of catching a special treat tonight! looks like tumblr user desceros has fucking exploded and will be ascending to become a star in our cosmos. wow, what an opportunity to see spontaneous human combustion in real time. truly something special. anyway, back to you, janice

#I LITERALLY FUMBLED MY MOUSE OFF THE DESK AND HAD TO GET ON MY HANDS AND KNEES TO FIND IT #goddddd the colors of this are. hhh. the HEART PUPILLLL. TEETH. LICK. THE ARM. THE HAND. THE HUNGER. THE INVITATION FOR CONSUMPTION. #eyes the blood on his fingers really hard and tries not to get too light-headed about it. fails. i. i need my smelling salts #stinky smug cocky bastard. excellently captured. perfection. no notes. incredible. amazing. youre so. gah. #ok. ok. pinches between my eyes as i try to remember how to breathe. ok. #tmnt #rise #villain donnie au #ask tag #thank you thank you thank you 💜💜💜💜 i love him so much and will enjoy bullying him thoroughly 💜

[tteokdoroki]

a few days ago i can’t rmr where - i saw a post abt how fanfic pussy was unrealistic bc of how tastes/scents were described and that it ‘stinks’ bad…but id also like to point out that some people are really into scents and musks so it probably does taste or smell good to them and no one is really in the wrong

#i literally saw a tweet about some dude rubbing his girl’s sweat on his dick like #he wouldn’t do that if he didn’t find her scent arousing #and so it probably smells good to him #and the brain alters how perceive things so it probably smells somewhat sweet to him #and also if you ACTUALLY stink badly then u need to be checked out #im going tmi #but i just feel like there’s no need to bash what ppl write lol #n personal if u describe me as stinky im clicking out #LOL #✧ ₊˚💭੭ — aali just posted

[fishfingersandscarves]

i got my first ever perm! :D (they/them)

#I AM SO STINKY BUT I LOOK SO STINKING CUTE #talkies #it smells so bad but it was totally worth it

[our-inspire-verse]

I always feel so out of place even in system communities. Does anyone else relate at all??

Like, idk some system memes are cool and relatable bc obviously not everything is gonna line up, but so much of it doesn't click with us.

We've almost never been put off by the voices, we all wanna communicate, we don't think less of each other or think 1 deserves more front time than anyone else, etc. Idk, there's so many memes about denial and eating each other's food and all this distress. Which is i know, a major part of many system's lives. Part of what makes a meme is the repeatability and a lot of systemhood IS struggles in that area.

But what about systems who do everything right (in the sense that we have healthy coping and such)? What about systems who unconditionally love each other and dissociative barriers are something we work around instead of fighting? What about the systems who love the voices?

#this comes off as abilistic i know im gonna get some bs from this #but listen. listen to me. ur allowed to struggle and this post isnt about/for u if ur gonna get mad or defensive #im talking systems well on their path through purposeful recovery #systems years into studying themselves and having full comfort and understanding within. full love. full acceptance. #i want memes and content that isnt medicalized and saying the same stuff over and over and over and over #all this misery. where is the system content where we're just being plural and silly. im so tired #dont even start on syscourse like its so bad in here #smells like stinky #system babbles #osdd #actually osdd #minor vent? #system posting #memes #did #actually did #actually traumatized #actually traumagenic #endo safe #syscourse dni #positivity

[forbiddennhoney]

i woke up so smelly its a shame i have to work instead of having a pervy dyke suck on my tits while getting drunk on the sweet stench of my pits

#personal #musk kink #stinky femme #smelly femme #my natural stink is soooooo sweet and musky #truly if i didnt have to work i think I'd get drunk off my own smell today bc gd 🥰💕

[numberonecodwomenfan]

look i know we all love the “haha graves no spice tolerance” jokes, but yall are bullying the wrong white boy. sure, graves deserves to be bullied (in my opinion) but real talk, ALEX would be the one with no spice tolerance. this man is mr wonderbread, he probably thought ketchup was spicy as a kid.

graves is from TEXAS. now, while i will say that graves could NOT handle any kind of ethnic food (i think he would die just from looking at ethiopian or indian food), people in the south drown any kind of food in the nastiest fuckin hot sauces with names like devil’s diarrhea donkey asshole juice.

i’m from georgia and i’ve had my fair share of donkey asshole juice gas station hot sauce, but texas is like the rest of the south mushed together and multiplied by 10,000. graves’s spice tolerance is insane, but only when it’s american spicy.

i rest my case.

#call of duty #cod #cod mw2 #alex keller #alex keller cod #phillip graves #graves cod #i know graves smells like cigarettes and gasoline all the time #pee yew #stinky!! #if graves hadn’t become ceo of shadow company he would have been a cop for sure

[starryeyedadmirer]

✨Uuuggghhh😩. The way that I would KEEP this man knocked up and pumping out babies for me. It’s damn near shameful…✨

#starry eyes #hayes grier #✨god his feet are big✨ #✨they’re so thick and meaty✨ #✨i love how wide they look✨ #✨his fat little toesies✨ #✨i just wanna burry my nose between his toesies✨ #✨the thought of massaging this pregnant hunk’s swollen feet😩 #✨i wonder what his feet smell like✨ #✨his feet look so stinky✨ #✨that man deserves to be knocked up✨ #✨somebody please knock this guy up✨

[dazeddoodles]

Ranking the OG Hexsquad by how they smell, best to worst:

#the owl house #toh #eda clawthorne #raine whispers #lilith clawthorne #darius deamonne #alador blight #odalia blight #perry porter #my art #if you want context for why i made this #its a long story #short version #on instagram i made a joke about eda calling the boys stinky #and they think shes being serious #and then i said eda would actually smell worst than of them except alador #which led to me ranking them

[mushramoo]

welcome, tumblr’s newest babygirl

#I will never not be obsessed with other gay men #peppino and Gustavo are dating they just don’t know it yet #pizza tower #peppino #peppino spaghetti #gustavo #brick the rat #I love drawing stinky smelly guys #he probably smells like grease #peppino x gustavo #fanart #art

[shkika]

look at you, so young and happy!! where did the years go?

I CHOKED-

I am gluing that meme on my forehead I love it so much it encompasses what Saint is so well in every way please.

#rain world #rw saint #i see him once again failing to beat the stinky allegations #youd be right #he smells wretched #my art #for kiki #sliver of straw #this is so funny ohh my goddd im noot over it hehhe #thank u so much #ask #radagam #AFTER THE LAST POST TOO BTW THIS IS SO GOOD

[givemeuniversalcrossovers]

Domestic bowuigi thoughts, whenever Luigi either visits or in an essence 'comes home' to Bowsers Castle he naturally takes his shoes off at the door not wanting to traipse mud into his husbands house happy to trade them for the personal slippers waiting at the door for him (first time they were there for him probably nearly cried like personal slippers?? For me?? "yea of course my love you're part of the family? Are you okay?" ;~; yea just gonna cry)

However whenever he's leant over undoing his shoe laces to slip off his boots he absolutely has to contend with whichever Koopaling has heard him return running up and proceeding to smoosh and rub their face against his cap his cheek his mustache ect. They're so happy to see him they absolutely gotta smoosh their face into him! So he's there like yes yes hello I love you too I'm home as he does his boots, he's probably also started to playfully smoosh his face back against theirs. And bowser absolutely scoops him up to smoosh against him too cause gotta scent mark the hubby make him smell like home.

Basically the Koopa family are cats and this is very much based off my cat who when I'm leant over undoing my boots proceeds to rub his face against mine probably scent marking but happy to see me.

#Bowuigi #Domestic bowuigi #Luigi is also dad #Luigi #Bowser #They're cats #Gotta rub and smoosh against their dad #Make sure dad smells like home and house and not the stinky mushroom kingdom #When Luigi starts doing it back the kids are buzzing cause yes! Mutual scent bonding! Accepted! #Luigi doesn't realise that's what it is he just thinks it's probably a greeting ritual and thus returns jt #And yea it kinda is but also lmao rescent dad so he smells like js #Our Luigi now bitch #It's ours he smells like us!! #People with cats probably absolutely know what I mean with the face rubbing smooshing against

[blinkpen]

grimstone is not causing problems on purpose, because she's not really convinced the events she's causing are nothing BUT problems to begin with, cmon guys, i thought you loved looking for silver linings,

#mog art #artists on tumblr #grimstone #monster girl #demon #cyclops #i drew this to make another post that is about to call her stinky but the art i whipped out so quick came out too pretty #it will not prevent the 'grimstone smells like brimstone aka sulphur aka like rotten eggs' post tho

[raintailed]

a litany of silly beasts!!!!!!! for part of funguary week 4!

A bantam slugcat (same species as the Tiny) based on the dewdrop bonnet! They were adopted by a friend.

The Spiked, a scugial based on the false blusher. It was adopted by a friend. It is extremely dangerous perfectly friendly :)

Spike!!!!! (any pronouns) Based on the octopus stinkhorn! Spike finally has a reference hooray! Spike was created by Whispers of Light to be a companion, and the rot is sourced from a naturalized strain called red rot. Red rot is very stinky so Spike is too, although Spike doesn't smell nearly as bad as wild red rot lol

Floop (they/them), based on blue corinopsis! They're a flicker who INSISTED on their plush body being super duper fluffy. Also they are based on a little plush creature I have irl (I bought it online). The creature has a tilted face, so Floop has a habit of tilting their head too :]

#raintailed's art #funguary #funguary2024 #rain world #rw #rain world oc #my ocs #others' ocs #spike (oc) #floop (oc) #reference #tw body horror #when i started working on the stinkhorn prompt i KNEW it had to be spike. the stinky boy #the premise of red rot is very funny to me bc it's pretty harmless and it smells bad and it eats the bugs its stench attracts #and they're usually half-embedded in the ground so if you attack one it'll get up and try to run away lol #floop can often be seen with a bunch of body-less flickers riding on their back #their body doesnt get burned from contact with flickers despite being made of fabric (this is a flicker thing)