#i thought i was in for a silly goofy time

[ebony-blood]

Poly!The Lost Boys x Reader 

Warnings/AN: They’re a packaged deal, ofc you’re getting all four. Yandere/obsessive stuff because they’re just like that. I tried to be as gender-neutral as possible, lemme know if I need to fix anything.

You have been in Santa Carla for about a year now, you wanna know how long it took for the boys to fall for you? 2 months

Paul fell first, bro spent a whole 2 hours daily rambling to Marko about how much he loved you, how perfect you were in his eyes, how cute you were…

Gender doesn’t matter to these rat bastards, you’re still Paul’s Cutie

Marko fell next, listening to Paul rant about your utter perfection, thus, he started believing you were an angel, literally an angel.

And that’s when the two boys started stalking you, following you around the boardwalk and practically growling at anyone that approached, male, female, whatever

Paul practically has heart eyes every time he sees you, every single time.

Dwayne is next, and he falls WAY harder than the other two

Mr. Tall, dark and handsome over here will follow you home daily, he waits for nightfall and comes out to see you, when he’s not with his brothers, he’s around you.

He may as well be lying on a bed, writing in a notebook about how much he loves you, giggling and kicking his feet like a schoolgirl

So, the three that AREN’T David fall in love with you in two months, David followed shortly behind, and only a month after Dwayne fell, David was fucking INFATUATED.

He has it BAD, like, god, it’s even worse than his brothers.

Eventually, all four of the boys decide they wanna talk to you, and goddammit the minute you open your mouth they’re even more in love with you. 

And so, they start leaving you anonymous gifts, roses, jewelry, Marko paints for you, anything they can think of, they’ll steal it and leave it on your porch. 

It took a few months, but when you realized they were giving you the gifts, you started hanging out with them more, and soon, you were taken to the cave.

They loved you, obviously.

It took almost no time for you to fall for their silly personalities, and that was when they knew they had you.

They became protective, but not outwardly obsessive.

At least, you thought so. 

After they started dating you, they started getting worse in their stalking.

They had a system, every other week, sometimes months between instances, one of them would silently stalk you, keeping hidden in the dark, and one or two of them would pretend to bump into you when you start freaking out.

You were always too freaked out to ask how they were there.

You found out they were vampires when you caught them killing and feeding on a guy who had been actually stalking you. You were freaked out at first.

Eventually, David managed to calm you, promising they would never hurt or kill you.

Now that we’re past all the meetings, falling, stalking, and so on, here’s the actual cute stuff. 

Paul and Marko

These rat fucks are literally never not by your side. 

They bite you, randomly grab you, kiss you, just whenever they want, it doesn’t matter. 

Both boys steal things from you, all the time

Clothes, blankets, stuffed animals, books, your perfume/cologne/body spray, makeup if you wear it, whatever they can get their hands on, it’s with them.

You slowly start noticing them wearing your clothes, your perfume/cologne/body spray, and you ask about it. They always deny having it.

If you wear it, they put on your lipstick or lipgloss before they kiss you, because they think it's funny. 

Paul started trying to get you to smoke with him. 

Marko paints you like constantly, and anytime he catches you watching or looking at him, he has the most lovestruck and goofy look on his face.

Both fantasize about you 24/7 and just bounce stuff off of each other. 

They definitely bite you the most

65% of the bitemarks on you are from them, and 35% are from the other two boys.

Cuddle you the most.

Tease you the most

Teasing nips are greetings to them

Both have very little consistency in pet names for you, they just pick whatever.

Dwayne

The sweetest, and the biggest stalker ever.

Bro follows you around constantly. 

He doesn’t allow you to ride on the back of Paul and Marko's bikes, it's either him or David.

Holds your hands all the time

Gives you his jacket all the time.

You get cold? Take his jacket. Getting outta the ocean after Paul tossed you in? Take his jacket.

Smiles every time he sees you. 

Also takes your perfume/cologne/body spray, sprays himself down, and snuggles into clothes you wear he stole when he wanted to snuggle with you.

Acts totally normal around you but is a giggly schoolgirl when talking about you with the boys.

Brings you food and drinks daily, if he doesn’t know if you’ve eaten, you bet your ass he’s bringing you food.

About 15% of your bites are from him. 

Constantly makes sure you care for yourself.

Not into PDA but will hold your hands daily.

Bro has a mix of songs that reminds him of you.

Calls you stuff like Darling and Honey, he just gives those vibes.

David

OHHHH DEAR GOD-

David is worse than Dwayne, Marko, and Paul combined.

Stalks you, constantly, and he always makes sure you know he’s there.

Sassy, sarcastic, an asshole, we know this, but this carries over to you too.

Bro sasses you all the time.

Dude treats you like he treated Star, bro will just stare at you, if you don’t respond or do as he’s implying, he just calls your name again, and again, until he eventually just snaps in your face, not shouting, but literally snapping.

Nips at your ears, neck, and shoulders

Teases you, all the time, constantly for no reason. Like if you trip bro is laughing and he doesn’t even help your ass up. 

He does care though, he loves you so SO much.

The dude actually takes his damn gloves off to touch you sometimes! That NEVER happens!

Isn’t into PDA, at all, his hands stay securely in your back pockets or with his fingers through your belt loops, you are not leaving his side, if he isn’t around you bet your ass you’re sticking with Dwayne.

Will randomly give you things, Bro gave you one of his old tee shirts and he gets very pouty if you don’t wear it around.

He is not a sweet boy, but also a sweet guy, if you wear down his walls and wiggle your way into his heart, you will NEVER leave.

He’s terrified of being alone, if you leave for even a second, the man almost melts down. 

Calls you stuff like Babe, Baby, and Doll, doll is used no matter your gender, he won’t stop.

One more because our first one for Davie here also brings you food but fucks with you like he did with Micheal. He does keep extras if you actually freak out about it but after a certain point in your time with the boys, you start leaning into the goofiness. 

All four of them

Only a few here.

The boys are cuddlers, if they stay with you in your house, (You have blackout curtains) they are wrapped around you, Paul and Marko are damn well laying on top of you.

Will scream at any bastard on the boardwalk that even LOOKS at you wrong.

They fight anyone at all, for any reason, for everything, at all for you.

These nerds rant about everything they love, David will scream about how much he loves Billy Idol at any time, Marko talks about art all the damn time, Paul will just rant about how fucking much he loves guitarists like Mick Mars, Ace Frehley, and Eddie Van Halen, and Dwayne talks about books. All four always have stars in their eyes when talking, it's so cute. 

The rats started rubbing off on you, you’re crazy now, you ride bikes, and you yell, and scream with all of the boys.

When they do turn you, it amplifies by 20.

Your favorite activity is hanging off the bridge with the boys and biking. 

You eventually get your own, they were hesitant, but eh.

They love biking with you, and then you all either hang from the wood beams while sleeping or snuggle up in your bed and sleep peacefully. You wearing one of their jackets of course.

#the lost boys x reader #the lost boys #tlb x reader #tlb 1987 #tlb david x reader #tlb paul x reader #tlb marko x reader #tlb dwayne x reader #marko tlb #david tlb #paul tlb #dwayne tlb

[n1ghtfurys]

Google translate

More könig fluff just because

You're sitting on your sofa, watching a shitty hallmark movie and eating a chinese take-away. You're so engrossed in this shitty movie; this girl has just missed her flight and ends up running into her crush from highschool. Typical hallmark but sometimes you just need something silly and mindless. 

König on the other hand doesn't care, even a little bit about the movie. Not when you're sitting next to him, looking so perfect. So angelic. You're not even doing anything, just eating and watching a movie. You're not wearing anything special, just one of his old t-shirts and a pair of shorts he can't see because of how big his top is on you. The situation is so mundane but he can't drag his eyes back to the screen. (Looking back on it you imagine he had little pink hearts in his eyes.)

“Ich liebe dich.” He says it before he even processes it, you've been seeing each other for three months but he's still so thankful he said it in German and not English.

“Hm?” You turn to him and tilt your head to one side but he just smiles and shakes his head. You don't think much of it so you shuffle until you're comfortably nestled into his side before you go back to the movie. The smile on his face grows less forced as he traces his fingers up and down your arm. Even if you didn't understand what he said, it's true. He does love you.

Years later you decide to learn German. For many reasons, most of them being if you ever did have kids you want to be able to understand them when they speak to König.

König originally thought nothing of it, encouraged it even because how cute would you be speaking to him in German. 

That is until you come barreling down the stairs shouting for him like he'd done something terrible.

When he sees you round the corner it looks like you're on a mission for his head. “I can't believe you!” You jab your finger into your chest as you speak. “You never told me!” 

He looks so confused as you repeatedly jab him in the chest. 

You realise he might not be getting that you're not all that upset with him, not really, so you figure you should tell him the phrase you just learnt. “Ich liebe dich.” Saying it doesn't seem to make him any less confused but he takes hold of your hand the next time too go to jab him. 

“You said it to me. Ages ago, but I didn't hear properly.” You smile watching him fidget with your engagement ring.

“You let me believe that I told you I loved you first.” You jab him once more for good measure. “But you just said it in a language I didn't know.” Your mock serious face dissolves into a goofy smile as you see him relax.

“I can't believe you didn't tell me.” You whisper to him as he lifts you off the ground. A habit he's developed since he prefers not having to lean down so far for a kiss but you've gone quite fond of it so you don't mind.

“I can tell you now.” He smiles as he says it. “Ich liebe dich.”

You can't help but pull him in and kiss him. You feel him smiling against your lips. 

“You're so fucking sneaky.” You try and fail to sound serious, not that either of you mind. He never really expected you to remember it but knowing you did makes his cheeks warm, even after all this time.

And now you're gonna be his wife.

#konig x wife #konig cod #konig #könig x reader #könig #könig cod #konig fluff #cod fluff

[r0semultiverse]

Ambrosius (and Cinder?) in the Ever After

If it’s only Ambrosius, I believe this could potentially take place after the RWBY series finale, when the gods are finally confronted on their unfair bullshit & things get sorted out properly without wiping our Remnant again.

No need for relics if the conflict is over so they either get destroyed & the spirits are freed or they get set free from their chains to the relics, allowing Ambrosius to create whatever he wants, whenever he wants, how he wants, & by his own design.

In the very least, we know Ambrosius has to be involved, unless it's a relic spirit we haven't met yet! Those are relic spirit style doors. All the spirits we've met so far have had that light blue color theme & energy.

I'm thinking back on these interactions & quotes from Volume 8 & it's so intriguing. I'm sure I'm not the first person to say this but, Ambrosius knew about the Ever After!

This all but confirms that Ambrosius not only knows of the Ever After, but has been there before! He probably thought team RWBYJ wouldn't survive down there. If Somewhat isn't talking about Ambrosius, I'm going to look so goofy. 🤡

Wait, what if all the relic spirits or at least Ambrosius were part of these secret creations? Are Jinn & Ambrosius technically afterans? Is Blacksmith tree god lady also their grandmother in this case? 👀

The only possible person I can think of besides Ambrosius is Cinder, unfortunately. She has the staff of creation & the lamp (though as far as we know all the questions are used up).

Though this gives me a few questions if Cinder found her way into the Ever After. How did she get the same or similar blueprints as RWBY & gang? Was it Watts before he died off screen in a spinoff movie?

Also, is she about to use the clock fruits to get more questions from Jinn? 👀 Though I'm not sure how she'd know that information.

Maybe Salem is coming with her & she's had plenty of life times to potentially learn stuff about the Ever After. Salem could also be the only one going for all we know. Salem could absolutely know about the time fruit. 👀

Poor Somewhat is so happy to see whoever it is, but it's probably Cinder or Salem behind Ambrosius.

So anyway this either is a blip because of time dilation or the Ever After is getting invaded. I'll look so silly when I'm wrong on both accounts. 😂 I just know Ambrosius is involved somehow.

#sorry if this post is super unorganized; I'm very sleep deprived & running on meds that are keeping me awake & focused #I just hope somewhat will be okay; wish we had more beyond episodes coming out 😩 #curious to see if we get more ever after content now; I wasn't expecting them to revisit it visually #been posting rwby theories all day damnnn im this interest sure is special or whatever haha! #not sure if more observations speculations or theories #love how they got me concerned; then a sweet mental health talk between sisters afterwards #I wish we had more books or manga or just something to tide me over for probably the longest hiatus yet #ambrosius whose invention did you build? hopefully you're just popping in to visit? 😅 #mine #op #rwby theory #rwby beyond #rwby volume 10 #rwby volume 9 #rwby #ambrosius #rwby somewhat #greenlight volume 10 #cinder fall #salem

[artifour]

he's a human, he's a pokemon, but he's also his father's son

#so uhhh #i watched secrets of the jungle today #and cried 5 TIMES #pokemon #secrets of the jungle #zarude #koko #celebi #do not watch this movie if you have daddy issues #i thought i was in for a silly goofy time #5 TIMES!!!! 5!!! #theyre father and son and i love themmmm #my art

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

more misc scribbles!!!

#while assembling this i thought to myself #Aha! Less Barnaby This Time! #but no. im looking at it now and its. its still primarily barnaby #sigh... #i sit down to draw with a specific thing in mind. i blink. suddenly an unplanned barnaby is on the page #scribble salad #anyway puppets swearing continues to be Hysterical to me #all i want for christmas... is to hear wally darling say Fuck.... #also barnaby. i think that would fix me #actually i just wanna hear all their silly goofy fuckin voices swearing #i would feel peace in my soul

[shadowthehedgehog]

"I wouldn't fuck The Emperor but I would fuck Omeluum"

Omeluum:

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 spoilers #the emperor #omeluum #so you wanna be a homewrecker in omeluums beautiful marriage with bluurg? huh? huh? (jokes) #btw they arent married its just a popular headcanon that i like. i just thought the post would be a silly funny goofy time ^-^ #carto speaks

[lyxchen]

Something I also love about Heartbreak High is how the main character is just so silly <33 Like Amerie doesn't try to be cool or fit in or anything. She's silly and weird and she knows that and she's confident in that and that makes her such a lovely and amazing main character <333

#like seriously #often the main character is kinda boring #because they always have to be this misunderstood outcast who just wants to have friends #but not amerie #she cares and she loves and she protects with all her heart and she is so fun and silly goofy and sometimes she fucks up and she's amazing #i love her so so dang much!!!! #heartbreak high #amerie wadia #lea's random thoughts #i also love how heartbreak high comes much closer to actual social relationships between sudents than a lot of other highschool shows do #like nit everybody hates everybody actually #and sometimes people become accidentally and unexpectedly close friends #like amerie with darren and quinni #that happens #and things pass #like you won't actually be forever knows for that one embarassing thing you did one time #nobody calls amerie map bitch anymore #because people move on #anyways #i'm too tired to write more about this but maybe some other time

[todayisafridaynight]

who the fuck said Like a Butterfly was japanese Bring Me To Life

#rgg #ryu ga gotoku #ryu ga gotoku 2 #ryu ga gotoku 7 #yakuza series #yakuza 2 #yakuza kiwami 2 #yakuza 7 #yakuza like a dragon #masadai #not really but shut up its my shitpost #daigo dojima #masato arakawa #snap sketches #everyone who thought i was done drawing these two crying rn #also my twitter moots keep putting beardless masato in front of my eyes and i needed to cleanse my soul #ANYWAY NO MY BROTHER SAID IT AND THEN I SAW PEOPLE ON YT SAY IT AND SO. HERE WE ARE CAUSE THEYRE RIGHT #idc its my canon now #daigo can be a lil silly. a lil goofy even. #continuation of the last time i made him do karaoke Do Not Give Him The Mic He Will Scream #masato's physically incapable of yelling so its fine #ok bye i want mcondanld

[lynxgirlpaws]

Thinking about that time I went downtown and saw these lmao

#New Haven #Yale #i haven't been in awhile but it's been a LONG time since i've seen posters this objectively funny #“EXCUSE ME!! are you silly goofy strange offputting or otherwise different” #people should say that more. #transgender #look at my posters chat #Connecticut #also funny how I saw the trans posters and was like “wonder why this speaks to me so much” [clueless] #lmfao #literally just seeing the trans flag out in the wild always made me :) and i never thought enough to figure out why that may be #lol #scremaing and crying bc not a yale student so can't interact with how funny these fucking posters are #wharevcer #not like i go outside often anyways lmfao #196 #y'all would like these i think

[clouvu]

Back at it again with my delusions

#genshin impact #arledrone #arlecchino #sandrone #so rumors are spreading that arlecchino and sandrone are gonna be fontaine's harbingers and I have never felt so hyped in my life fr #when i first thought abt arledrone it was more of a silly goofy joke a laugh a giggle a chortle cause I knew DAMN well that like #It was incredibly unlikely that we'd get much about them together other than maybe corresponding voicelines abt eachother #but you're telling me they're gonna be TOGETHER in FRANCE on a DATE????? im climbing up a tree and chewing on bark as we speak #there may also be a smidgen of a chance mhy will pull an eisr and against all odds they somehow never actually talk to eachother #or its a different combination of harbingers heading to fontaine #and if that happens my joker arc will start fr this time #unless its arle x bina in france #then maybe ill forgive their sins. Just by a smidge

[punkkboyyluvrr]

remember when the star trek tos writers spent like the entire show establishing how vulcans Can NOT!!!!! feel emotion at ALL EVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES!!!!!!!!!!! NOT EVEN IF THEYRE PART HUMAN!!!!@!!!! and then amok time rolls around and theyre just like ohhh yeah btw spock feels intense relief and happiness upon realizing that his captain and best friend is alive lol. see you next episode!!! like no actually come back. get back here. what the fuck was that

#and he was totally cured ofHorny Madness Disease (TM) when he thought kirk was dead???? #and they just decided to. gloss over that shit #'silly spock feeling emotions lol!!' #NO??? NO?????????? DONT WRITE THAT SHIT OFF LIKE ITS SHONE SILLY GOOFY SHIT. WHAT THE FUCK????? #sorry. ill be normal i promise #(lying) #star trek #spirk #amok time

[spidergangforever]

hey pspider people!! how do you feel about the stars that reside above your very heads? :3

#lego monkie kid #lmk #lmk syntax #lmk huntsman #lmk spider queen #lmk goliath #lmk spindrax #hehehe... hi grey #looking up at the sky and seeing u wave down at me from atop a twinkling star #i did put more effort into this than i needed to. i failed. thats okay #heheh #A spider looks up and sees 8 times as many stars in the sky #i think my brain shuts off and i can never tell if what i write is out of charavter or not. forgive me. i have to keep #reminding myself to chillax because this is a silly rhing. for fun #i swear most of the time answers will be goofy and funny i just wanted to be a little. hm. whats the word #thoughtful #dont cry. spiders being sad ok?

[sythetik]

Yknow that moment when you open MSPaint expecting to make something of questionable quality and then you make a masterpiece or four?

Just me?

#tfa shockwave #swerve #tfrb blades #tfrb chase #transformers #maccadam #rescue bots #I really hope these are the correct tags #Its been a long time since Ive posted anything on Tumblr I'm more than a bit rusty #Transformers have ruined my life in the best way possible though #Specifically TFA Shockwave #I thought it not possible to love a character as much as I love him yet here we are #At least ten percent of my TF art folder is just him #Bro is just so silly goofy #Eldritch spaghetti noodle man #Swerve is my first forray into drawing IDW characters #And the Rescue bots are rescue bots #Just little guys

[phoebepheebsphibs]

My attempt to break the art block was to draw goofy reactions/expressions with my toonsona so I made these stupid things

I dunno she silly

#toonsona #sona #my sona #drawing myself #silly goose #goofy goober #lil idiot #head empty #not a thought behind those eyes #memes i guess #trying my best #trying my hardest #to break the art block #art block #i hate having art block because i end up despising everything i draw during that time but i honestly think these look pretty good #but like at the same time they make me mad?? #i hate art block

[trash-can-sam]

I need to bring this to the peoples (people who are insane about Qi’s) attention in case you hadn’t seen it bcuz I hadn’t seen it until I went through all of Qis quest dialogue looking for lore I might’ve missed/forgotten. You have to act kind of uninterested in the assistant for Dan-bi to show up so obviously I’d never gotten here in game (I would never be uninterested in my little guys things.) but now I kinda want to just to hear the silly voice.

I just. It implies his reaction whenever the church questions him (or at the very least when Dan-bi questions him) is just to be extremely dramatic AND IT WORKS. Dan-bi is probably usually just like ha okay fine I’ll leave you alone. Ofc Qi thinks he’s actually convincing her/ that he’s clever for figuring out how to get the church off his ass. That “…assistant” is so funny to me he’s so betrayed. Like “you were supposed to leave me alone after that..”

#mtas #my time at sandrock #mtas qi #innane ramblings #I didn’t really ramble but like!!! I have thoughts on his dynamic with Dan-bi now #btw I love Dan-bi she’s so silly and goofy esp in the new update #I want to be part of her and Rians marriage tbh like don’t y’all have room for one more #bcuz I love Rian too. #but this isn’t about them #think about Qi please

[sysig]

*blows a multidimensional kiss* For Scarab (Patreon)

#Doodles #Fionna and Cake #Prismo #Scarab #More things I cannot believe but this time me edition: I didn't even?? consider?? shipping these two until I saw other people doing so?? #The heck they have such fun cat and mouse dynamics and Scarab is so cute #I dunno I guess I just thought he was standalone hot lol - which he is! But I've always been more for relationships huh #Well no time like the present! #I love how not subtle the everything FnC is about how they knew Exactly what they were doing when they designed Scarab lol #But he's also got that goofy nerdy-looking alt form when his face opens up! He's got a little bit of something for everyone lol #For me it's the shoulder-chest-waist measurements but his tongue is good and gross too lol #As for Prismo he finally gets some company! Hopefully it'll keep him more accountable and Scarab will get to goof off a bit #I think it's a good arrangement for both of them honestly I hope they're very happy together haha #Even if it's just in a silly friend/coworker flirting kind of way I think it'd be good for them to be silly together :)