*carefully picks you up and peeks into your conch snail shell*
Ehm... Sorry to bother, but... Could we, maybe, possibly... see Vasco's wife and her lover pictured by your hand? Sorry again, thank you for listening. Take care.
*delicately lays you back into the water to prevent any stress or dehydration*
Unfortunately I don't have her lover figured out yet, but I think Ludovica looks something like this:
Someone once brought up that valid point in the tags when reblogging that post one day and I felt like being a butt about it, I hope you'll forgive me
(...But also to add on this: I'm not even asking for general audiences media, any mainstream media where sex is present and OK (GOD KNOWS there's a ton of those too) would do to begin with, ohwull)