#i'm sorry to disappoint

[kiryuing]

#and so milgram was born #milgram #meme #Jackalope #hope no one has done this already #this post broke containment. if you're here for tma this is about a music project called milgram where prisoners in a panopticon sing song #about their crimes . anyway . the warden is a talking jackalope . #which was edited into this post. so uh. he is on your blog now #i thought it was very obvious that this was an edited icon and display name but apparently some people think Twitter op was a milgram fan #I'm sorry to disappoint

[thecassandradimitrescu]

Is there something, a substance, as a drug, that Cassandra loves, like something who awake her primal instinct and push her to abandon the good manners and to disobey to her mother, EXCEPT the blood ?

@revillage-jokes-theories

......... You think I need a drug to awaken my primal instinct, abandon good manners, and disobey my mother? Greyface, you clearly don't know which sister you're talking to. I think you're looking for Bela. She's the good and most behaved daughter.

I'm the daughter that regularly 'fucks around and finds out'. Who name does mother yell the most? Mine. Who lets prisoners out of the dungeon because she's bored? Me. I don't need drugs to be the bad child.

I do it naturally.

#This is true #I'm sorry to disappoint #Cassandra's just naturally like what you described #revillage-joke-theories

[hellfire010]

"it wouldn't kill you to stop acting like you want to make love to satan on stage you know..." ironic to come from jason's lips as he's pulling his shirt back on after a long night with the band's front man. but he figured as long as he's sleeping with the enemy the least he can do is try to further the cause of his group. how he ended up here, he's unsure. one moment he's protesting, a sign in hand, bullhorn in the other, yelling about how satanist ideals kill good americans, the next he's falling into bed with the very person he was supposed to be boycotting. it was all very complicated and jason's conflict went deeper than just this transgression. still, even as he's suggested the tone down he's leaned over the bed, his lips pressing against eddie's. "and if you mention me by name while you're on stage tonight, i will break another of the ten commandments tonight." he warned before heading towards the door.

⊰ ✦ ⊱ ◦ @sugarfm

Eddie’s ideal type had always been the ❛ untouchable, ❜ even back in high school. Back then, it was the jocks and cheerleaders he swooned for, falling into the occasional secret fling or hooking up with at parties. Now? Now his affections and lascivious desires fell on the cute, little Christian protestor who seemed to have a raging hate-boner for Des Cultes, always targeting their signings and shows. It was the perfect plan; seduce and destroy. And by destroy, Eddie really intended to sleep with him as many times as possible until Jason fell head-over-heels for the frontman, and soon they’d be inseparable, despite their differences— Gross. ❝ It wouldn’t kill you to nyeh-nyeh-nyeh-nyeh-nyeh— ❞ The mocking ended with a raspberry, heavily accentuated by a jerking-off motion over his groin. At the attempted admonishment, Eddie rolled his eyes in distaste, yet he couldn’t help the closed-mouthed chuckle or the tiny mischievous smile he wore. ❝ Part of you likes it though. Admit it. You like the innuendos, the hip thrusts, the special eye contact—all of it. ❞ The teasing was part of the package when it came to wooing an ❛ untouchable. ❜ Each one seemed to enjoy having someone hang from their shoulders, nit-picking everything they said and pointing out all their shortcomings instead of worshipping the ground they walked on. And it seemingly worked on Jason, having him in bed so frequently. They’d even moved up to meeting at the bar every once in a while! A success, really.  ❝ But I’ll think about it, lover boy. Just fo— ❞ Words were muffled for a second, interrupted by lips on his. And suddenly, Eddie’s stomach swarmed with man-eating butterflies, and he lost the will to keep making fun. So maybe this was what Heaven tasted like; a thought that bounced around his head every time they met like this.  And then it was gone. ❝ Wh—H-hey! ❞ Stunned by whiplash, Eddie stumbled out of the hotel bed, still naked. Tangled sheets were quickly balled up in front of himself for some semblance of modesty, despite everything they’d done the night prior (and it was filthy, absolutely filthy and wild). Jason couldn’t leave, not yet, not like that, not with a threat that Eddie needed to counter. He dashed past the younger, all but shoving him aside, just to block the exit. ❝ No. Nope. No can do. A? You only get one. One! Option. Either I don’t mention you or I don’t talk about wanting to get railed by Satan. Not both. And B? ❞ Fingers found themselves tugging at the hem of Jason’s shirt, pulling him closer for a kiss, and another, and another, and another... ❝ And B... Leave me with more than a weak threat to remember you by, hm? Maybe, oh... I don’t know... A repeat of last night? ❞

#▓ ▌ ⊰ IC; ANSWER ⊱ ◦ you call on me as bells begin to chime. #▓ ▌ ⊰ V.EX ⊱ ◦ don't mess with a missionary man. #▓ ▌ ⊰ SUGARFM; EDDIE x JASON ⊱ tell me who you wanna be and i will set you free. #sugarfm #tw suggestive #[[ nothing dirty happens #i'm sorry to disappoint #i'm just being safe idk #anyway eddie wants to wine and dine jason #bring him over to the dark side #and maybe not get a horrid inverted cross #tattooed on him this time ]]

[fizzygator420]

I love the way you draw firebreak. never seen any art of him before, it makes me so happy to see it :D do you mind if I draw him the same way you do? I love the design you've given him

OMG thank you so much I'm really glad that you do !!!!!

RIGHT there's like almost none. It's nice to see someone else who loves that little freak, I'm glad my work brings you joy !!!!! :D

Unfortunately with the way my mind works with my designs, it's like, it's the embodiment of how I see them ? So it's like, if it's that design then, it has to be that version of em ? If that makes sense ?

So because of that I may have to say that I'm not quite comfortable with that. I'm sorry :( I'm genuinely really honored that you would even want to use my design though, and you can use it as inspiration if you'd like !!!

#thank you for asking first #i really appreciate that #I'm sorry to disappoint #i hope it doesn't upset you :( #gator asks ☢️🐊

[rudjedet]

bone broth is also corpse magic

#lads this post is about nothing except me making bone broth and having corpse magic aspirations #sorry to disappoint two distinct fandoms on here but i'm glad you're having fun with it

[beif0ngs]

C'mon heart, beat loudly again! 💓

#One Piece #opgraphics #Monkey D. Luffy #Joy Boy #*mine #HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A BOY SO BEAUTIFUL YOU STARTED CRYING 😭😭😭 #i'm not even exaggerating when i say i actually teared up from how beautiful the animation was in this scene #like i swear this is one of the most if not THE most beautiful i've ever seen Luffy animated!!! #and ngl tho the animation for the first half of this ep was kinda disappointing... #but they def made up for it during the second half! #also spent an embarrassing amount of time making the 4th gif because of the INSANE amount of colors involved #aaaaand it still looks like crap sorry 💀

[fenkko]

one who had dreams of being a hero

This comic is based on Story 3, which speaks of his hobby of ice fishing originating from the days he'd go out with his father on the ice, 'accompanied by his father's unending tales of adventure,' and dream of being the protagonist.

Nowadays, he keeps up the hobby, though only as a method of training... and it seems he fishes alone.

I thought a lot about fairytales and stories told to children -- how they are used to impart lessons and shape a child's growing sense of morality.

I think these stories were Childe's father telling him what kind of man he hoped his son would become.

In Story 5, 'his father had no choice but to hand his beloved son over for conscription into the Fatui' in an attempt to discipline his temper, but was disappointed when Childe continued ascending the ranks, further and further from the gentle boy he was..

His father named him after the hero Ajax. Is he still disappointed in the path Childe has taken? Does he still see his son in the man he sees before him? Does Childe feel in himself the chasm between who he dreamed of becoming and who he is now?

It's interesting, that fairytales should often have a very strict good/evil morality. Childe professes he has no use for such things, and will gladly become a mindless weapon so long as he can continue honing himself for battle. And yet, has he truly given up on being human?

For a Harbinger, Childe is oddly principled, preferring straightforward battles without deceit. He retains a sort of moral code, reluctant to involve those who are defenseless in his plans.

And of course, he deeply cherishes his family. What sort of weapon has a family? Why does he cling so desperately to this identity as a defender of childhood dreams, of being his sister Tonia's knight?

Perhaps his own dream of being a hero died long ago, but a part of him still recognizes the tragedy of it and maybe... in some way, is still trying.

This is somewhat of a companion piece to my Scara comic "one who has given up on being saved". Childe, unable to live up to his childhood ideals of heroism, and Scara, whose pleas for help went unanswered.

A failed hero, and someone who never had one.

ARGHH yknow it drives me nuts. I haven't known peace since I started thinking about it.

#VERY LONG POST sorry i'm really normal about them. please enjoy my essay #childe #genshin impact #genshin impact fanart #childe fanart #teucer #fatui harbingers #my art #my comics #happy birthday childe.. sorry my present is a comic about what a disappointment you are to your father..

[sailorrdee]

A messy sketch of a scene that I felt was missing from the end of the movie.

Mikey seriously deserves some mad recognition for pulling off that stunt!!

#rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #rottmnt movie #rottmnt comic #rottmnt fanart #rottmnt mikey #rottmnt leo #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt raph #I was honestly really disappointed when they didn't acknowledge this in the movie #oh well #luckily I'm an artist and could bring this to life #spoiler #I FORGOT TO TAG SPOILER BEFORE POSTING SO SORRY!!

[francy-sketches]

sorry I got posessed by the wattpad demon I'm normal now (lying)

+alt version that didnt fit the #aesthetic but it better represents my #vision of them ^_^ hashtag couplegoals

#I am not immune to 'she can fix him'-ism. jk that's not why I like them #got #game of thrones #joffrey baratheon #margaery tyrell #my art #sorry 2 the marg fans I haven't drawn her in so long and this is what I give you. if it makes you feel better I'm also disappointed #ok jokes aside im actually really happy w the like. messy scrapbook vibe it was so fun :3 I need to do it more ^o^ #I'm so jealous of people who fill up their canvas like this n I finally did it yipeee #whats their ship name btw is it just a slightly misspelled version of one of their names that would be funny. does anyone even ship them #...I know what this looks like but um ackchually I like them in a ironypilled divorcecel way. it's different -_- #and I also like drawing them being cute but um its because ☝ um. well its fun :3

[glorf1ndel]

Elrond: Okay, so, Glorfindel can't join the Fellowship because he literally glows in the dark and would alert Sauron to everyone's location. Elves with such awesome power must stay behind. Legolas, you shall go.

Legolas: :)

Legolas: ...

Legolas: Wait >:(

#I'm sorry Leggy XD #Also: Glorfindel glowing in the corner like a disappointed firefly #lotr #lord of the rings #elrond #elrond peredhel #legolas #glorfindel #incorrect lord of the rings quotes

[breadmecoshy]

Oumota comic, Part 2

Headcanon - Kaito has nicotine withdrawal during the events of Danganronpa V3 (among other things, what happens to him there). Just a cute little comic

Part 1: https://www.tumblr.com/breadmecoshy/736606178824650752/oumota-comic-part-1?source=share

Plot Twist - After finishing the main game (which we all want to believe was a simulation), Tsumugi became so attached to the guys at V3 that she talked Danganronpa's company into launching a spin-off in romcom format in which she would try to bring together the couples most popular with viewers

joke (or maybe not)

#Kokichi deserves to be sincerely thanked for once #He was completely unprepared for this wasn't he #Kokichi's face finally got at least some colors of life #I'm just gonna ignore the fact that it took me so long to finish it #It's also probably a little disappointing considering how long you had to wait for such a simple denouement #I'm sorry if I've created inflated expectations haha #Anyway I'm glad I finished it I love this little piece #danganronpa #danganronpa v3 #drv3 #danganronpa kokichi #danganronpa kaito #drv3 kokichi #drv3 kaito #kokichi ouma #kokichi oma #kaito momota #oumota #danganronpa oumota

[bri-does-art]

Kingdom Hearts got a lot darker and scarier than I remembered it.

Illustrating my friend @honestlyvan's vision is a pleasure as always!

#alan wake #alan wake 2 #alan wake 2 spoilers #mr. scratch #alex casey #tom zane #remedy entertainment #i've seen a few people following me because of my saga joke so uh #hi hello. i have never played alan wake in my life and it's not in my plans to do so currently. #if you're following me for alan wake stuff. you're going to be disappointed. i'm sorry. |'D #i do not go here i'm just the conduit for my friend's impeccable vision #go follow them you won't regret it

[undertalethingems]

Unexpected Guests Chapter 10: Page 11

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Frisk called for help! And while not everyone can come to their aid, they'll need all the help they can get. They may have lost Gaster for now, but their problems aren't over yet...

The chase continues next time--look for the update April 13th!

#undertale #undertale comic #unexpected guests comic #toriel (undertale) #frisk (undertale) #undyne (undertale) #alphys (undertale) #asgore (undertale) #i know everyone was rooting for toriel to run gaster over with her car #but just because it didn't happen now doesn't mean you'll be disappointed... :> #also sorry asgore fans =u=;; but the cast for this chapter will be extensive as it is...... #i hope you guys like these updates i'm drawing a car for you XD

[ink-ghoul]

actually the life series needs to end because I can't imagine artists surviving having to draw 6 people for the winner lineup

#/lh #/j #secret life #secret life smp #it's me I'm artist who can't even draw 2 people on the same piece #I'm the weakest link #sorry to disappoint #shout out to the people who draw whole hermit/life lineups #you're our strongest soldier

[unhingedpirates]

I'm here

I'm queer ✨

I've been waiting for news of season 2 for more than a fucking year

🤡

#ofmd #our flag means death #clown posting again #yesterday was really disappointing and i’m not over it sorry #(also i want to say. although i am disappointed i'm not psychotically enraged like some people on twitter wtf) #in other news i'm expecting the haiku bot to attack me but I don't know if the algorithm can interpret the '2' as a one syllable word #this post is also true about #good omens #my garbage

[ducklooney]

Wait, Donald Duck's 90th birthday is coming up and there's nothing related to Donald Duck Week?! This is embarrassing for me! One of the most important and best characters in the world not to get his own attention?!

Nothing, I'll ask someone or I'll do it myself. It seems that I am one of the few who thinks about this most important anniversary!

#donald duck #90th birthday #duckverse #disney duck comics #duck comics #comics #cartoons #the three caballeros #ducktales #the legend of the three caballeros #duck avenger #paperinik #disney ducks #disney duckverse #disney comics #gif #double duck #maui mallard #kingdom hearts #disney #quack pack #paperino #topolino #gifs #really because i'm the only one who thinks donald deserves the best treatment for that anniversary #nothing I will do it my way or I will ask someone else #I was very disappointed #sorry for this but this is my opinion #donald duck week