just my type [ch. 1]
a landoscar vampire au
Oscar leans in to read the label on the bloodpack.
“Anyways, that one’s rabbit,” he says, matter-of-factly, before standing up from the couch and stretching.
“How the fuck did you-”
“Oryctolagus. European rabbit genus.”
Nerd, Lando thinks.
“Nerd,” Lando says, and he stands up too, binning the Monster can as Oscar returns the bloodpack to the fridge.
In which Oscar is a vampire, is crushing on his teammate, and is attempting at all costs to avoid Carlos Sainz.
In which Lando is aware of none of these things.
aka i'm back to longform writing (...and RPF writing...) for the first time in 2-3 years! this is what i did last week instead of my psychology homework. that probably say something about me. enjoy!!
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i don't understand why i keep seeing posts that are like "oh elquackity didn't remember *x information that someone told qquackity months ago in passing* but qquackity knew so he would've remembered and this is why they're not the same person and elquackity keeps fucking up" because ??? are we forgetting qquackity used to forget things he witnessed/did/said from one stream to the other? how he used to change his mind on things all the time and then acting like he didn't the next time saw him?
i used to constantly see posts joking about how the federation was wiping his memory regularly because it was that bad!! and now suddenly it's all "oh he doesn't know because he's not the same person" and. of course he's not the same person we have established that but what I'm trying to say is. qquackity wouldn't have known either so that's not a good way to prove it, especially if things are presented to him in very vague ways that could mean anything depending on how you want to see it.
it's also why i think he told qmaxo "don't put words into my mouth" when maxo took what elq said during their fight and read it in a way that made it look like he confirmed he worked for the federation, even though that was not what he said. but since the wording was vague enough, it could've been possible for maxo to think that. it's all personal bias lmao
and actually i think it's fine for some more perceptive characters, like baghera cellbit and bad and maxo himself, to be suspicious of elq for acting off, but especially bad knew damn well qq lost track of what he was doing easily and things said to him entered his brain from one ear and left from the other, so imo it's mostly for meta reasons that they think elq is another person and not a brainwashed qq but i could be wrong and that's also why they suspect everything he says even more than they did with qq (because let's not forget. they used to accuse him of working for the federation all the time. but it's only a problem now that he's dangerous and not just someone they can laugh off)
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Here are some barely holding on eggs! Which one are you!?!?!
(1) A bunch of fricked up little creepy spider babies that are not really in an egg they're in a silk sack but honestly they're vibing and don't really want to leave so they're just eating each other
Itchy, random pains, pains that are faint and disappear only to reappear again, scared of spider georg, tastes like metal, loves ice
(2) blood you are full of blood and it likes to come out a lot
Blood, blood, for some reason your mouth feels like pineapple, blood, guess what more blood
(3) a unfortunate little chick who's got one leg that's shorter than the other and doesn't really have a beak so they're just kind of licking at the inside of the eggshell with their weird bird tongue
Generally tired, unsteady, visibly recognized as disabled, has probably eaten several worms, and will eat more
(4) two worms and one rollie pollie in a dirty plastic Easter egg
Tells people you are living your best life, you are most definitely not living your best life, your joints won't stay in and honestly you've given up on trying, someone should definitely check up on you
(5) acorn
Is not an egg, should not be on this list, has never broken a bone but is definitely a frequent flyer at the ER, might make a good jelly
(6) human pregnant person
Growing a whole ass person, while being a person, badass, quick question does it ever bother you that there's something inside of you that has its own autonomy and therefore moves inside of you but not under your control, eats the best snacks
(7) a gloopy handful of frog eggs freshly scooped from the pond the pond being a algae-filled forgotten bucket behind the shed
Gelatinous, full of sticks, wishing your head would feel either cold or hot to help with your migraines, no appetite, gelatinous, sweaty
(8) already decomposing unfertilized snake egg
Your body is literally melting, you might be on fire, would stab someone unprovoked, would insult when provoked, full of glue, overestimates you're own capabilities
Make enough friends and you can probably collect them all or you could be all of them if you are I'm sorry
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i wanna finish this prologue so badly and get it out to the people. my god i NEED to know what people think of these characters. i am but a single parent bringing my children to their first day of preschool and hoping they make tons of friends
i go on break in april so!!!! getting the update out within the next few months is the goal [:
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