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mirrorballparkers · 7 years

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museum dates — peter parker

requested: nah. idea popped up into my head randomly.

tagged: @ttholland @t-oodles @cmonspiderling

- yo so i fucking am a god damn art geek myself, so why not write this? also, i am SO SORRY that it’s been so long since i’ve posted any fics. i’ve just had a lot going on personally, and also had a lot of job interviews (I GOT A JOB !!). not to mention i’m taking a college placement test this week so i’m just a mess. but, i digress. ENJOY THIS FIC! thanks for being patient, lovely humans.

warnings: a shit ton of fluff and a reader who legit has NO CHILL and peter is such a soft, sweet human bean.

summary: cute art headcanons with peter parker

- you grew up on art. always going to the local art galleries to discover new artists and collect some of their paintings and sculptures

- you’d always gush to peter about a new art piece you bought or a new artist you discovered

- “babe! oh, my god, look at this new Élisabeth Vigée Le Brun piece i got !! isn’t it absolutely alluring?”

- you’d sometimes feel bad that you geeked out so much, but peter thought it was so adorable. you had so much passion in your eyes, voice, and physicality it made his heart go fucking wild.

- “keep going, pumpkin. tell me more please.”

-when he told you that he got the two of you ticket to the museum of modern art

- your heart busted a nut

- you literally smothered peter with a bunch of kisses, so happy and thankful that he would do something like this for you. it wasn’t very cheap to visit museums these days.

- peter thought you geeking out was so cute

- he researched for hours and hours to find the best museum just for you

- when you got to the front entrance, you couldn’t wipe the smile off of your face and you were jumping up and down like a little kid because, actual nerd

- “HOLY SHIT. peter, this place is so beautiful. the detail, the atmosphere, my heart is bursting right now you don’t even know how excited i am right now. this is the best day ever. ”

- peter would just be looking at you with heart !! eyes !! because you were so cute and this genuinely made you happy and excited.

- he was very proud of himself for researching until 4 am on a school night for the best museum in new york

- you were more excited to be with peter though just sayin’

- when you saw him looking, you got a little embarrassed

- “sorry..didn’t know i was acting so childish”

- you calmed down

- for 0.5 seconds until you two entered inside then ya heart went ‘SKRRRAAA PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP’

- you held onto peter’s arm and you were like: !!!! looking around at everything

- it was so mesmerizing !!! like you had never seen a place filled with such unbelievably beautiful pieces your heart busted a nut !!!

- peter would sling his arm around you and kiss your head like a soft cutie

- he was usually too shy for that shit, he prepped himself in his head

- ‘don’t be a pussy, she’s your girlfriend just do it. YOU’RE SPIDERMAN.’ he’d tell himself in his head

- walking around the museum and honestly your heart was busting a nUT everything was so mesmerizing and PERFECT.

- you’d jump up and down like an actual child holding on to peter’s arm as you’d hand the lady in the front your tickets.

- bragging that peter bought you these tickets TO RANDOM ASS STRANGERS THAT CLEARLY DIDN’T GIVE A FUCK BUT YOU WERE SO BLESSED

- “hi, yes my cute ass sweet ass boyfriend bought me these.” you’d say while doing finger guns.

- “YO, LADY WITH THE CHURRO: MY CUTE ASS PRETTY BOYFRIEND BROUGHT ME HERE AND BOUGHT THE TICKETS, ISN’T HE GREAT? yeah, you don’t have to tell me i know bitch.”

- taking those typical pics where you’re standing in front of some art piece !!

“should i put a hand on my hip..?”

“maybe like idk uh just stand still. pretend you’re just posing for a picture.”

“but how will i know you already took it? i don’t wanna be standing here forever, pete. there’s a whole bruce nauman exhibit with my name on it.”

- peter would make a clicking noise for you to know when he took it so you wouldn’t be standing and hurting your feet. he was a considerate boy.

- he thought you were so cute !!! screw the painting, you were the actual art

“ ew my hair looks weird here let’s take another”

“shut up you look cute af babe”

- peter was whipped so he did as u asked n took more for u cuz the more photos of ya cute ass he would be able to have in his phone and show aunt may how pretty u looked after the date

- “no,no, delete that it makes my butt look bad.”

- peter would blush n shyly say

- “but u have a cute butt…….” bRO

- he wasn’t lying homie thought ur butt was cute

- Even though u would get a lil embarrassed you’d start to get a little more confident and feel ya selffff

- “okay out all the 60 that i’ve taken of u doing cute lil poses i think we have a winner. ALL OF THEM, YOU’RE BEAUTIFUL.”

- you’d gasp every single time u saw a sculpture or a painting, anything

- “babe look at this one !!”

“ooh look at this one lOOK AT THAT DETAIL AND TEXTURE”

- peter giving you all kinds of sweet kisses to assure his feelings for you

- cheek kisses

- nose kisses

- temple kisses

- FOREHEAD KISSES

- he’d even pull you to a corner to low key make out with you

- SO !! MUCH !! KISSES !! AND !! HUGS !!

- peter would hold your hand to his heart and just smile, feeling so warm and happy he was with you

- getting yelled at for touching things

- sassing the workers for getting yelled at for touching things under your breath

- “ the fuck? you don’t tell me what to do fuck you.”

- peter would calm you down but inside he’s like “that’s my baby girl !!”

- linking pinkies as you walk through all the exhibits

- peter wouldn’t even be paying attention to the art

- he dead ass would be just looking at you the entire time, so !! in love !!

- “why’re you not looking at this Ian Chung piece babe?”

“why go to an art museum when i can just look at you for art.” he just !! said that !!

- you’d get all shy and shit

- “aww, my pretty girl.”

- he’d always check to make sure you were hydrated

- “babe you want some water? i haven’t seen you have water all day and i just wanna make sure.”

- “wanna stop and have some water?”

- “do your feet hurt? it looked like you were limping just now.”

- he felt like he was bothering you, but really you were really tired and sore, possibly dehydrated from the hours and hours of walking.

- “i think we should sit down, sweets.”

- you’d finally agree after he told you that you looked kind of pale, so the two of you sat down on a bench and you rested your head on his lap as he played with strands of your hair

- before aunt may picked you guys up, you two went to the gift shop

- you bought so !! much !! amazing !! things !!

- peter lost you at least 3 times

- he kind of lowkey panicked every single time because you were his precious daffodil and he’d freak out if he lost you

- “hey, where’d you go?”

- “daffodil, you need to stop wandering.”

- “bABE, IF YOU WALK AWAY ONE MORE TIME"

- you picked out cute matching rings, even though it was incredibly cliche.

- you had at least 5 items in your hand: a coffee traveling mug, a shirt, magnet, and two hats. you didn’t need two hats bitch what the fuck.

- peter wouldn’t dare to let you spend all that money on you

- “peterrrrr, it’s fine i have money. you’re already buying the rings!”

- this soft boi was too stubborn and bought them for you anyway

- “your total is 32.50.”

- “pETER WHAT THE FU-”

- you’d already put the hat on the second you walk out the gift shop and peter thought it was so cute, so he snapped a picture without you seeing it and captioned it as: ‘she’s so extra, but i like her a lot so it’s fine.’

- putting the matching couple rings on for each other as if ya’ll were about to fucking get married.

- taking snaps of each others hands with the rings and putting dorky captions

- your whole body was aching from all the walking so peter would be all cute and give you a piggy back ride to his aunts car

- when you got in the car, you rested your head on his shoulder completely worn out.

- peter was VERY excited to show aunt may all the pictures he took

- “hon, these are all of her, not the art.”

- “what’re you talking about, may? SHE IS ART.”

- you fell asleep on his shoulder bc it was going to be a very long drive home.

- he’d be very sweet and take off your shoes for you so your feet wouldn’t hurt anymore

- peter eventually fell asleep too, hands intertwined with yours and his heart very full

- it really was a perfect date.

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lowercase-screams · 7 years

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PART TWO bc still no one asked

ask me, I dare you

1. Are looks important in a relationship? not really, but it would be cool

2. Are relationships ever worth it? yeah, they make a lot of people happy

3. Are you a virgin? no (;

4. Are you in a relationship? no

5. Are you in love? no i don't really believe in being “in love”

6. Are you single this year? 2017 is the year of dick, not relationships (so far at least)

7. Can you commit to one person? yeah

8. Describe your crush hes a cutie butt. he is everything. he has my type 100% with long hair. and most importantly he likes wrestling more than i do (he is also v sweet) he know i like him and the feeling isn't mutual which is okay

9. Describe your perfect mate a cutie baby who is up for a good time and can support me emotionally. also someone who will watch wrestling with me

10. Do you believe in love at first sight? not love but a strong attraction

11. Do you ever want to get married? yes

12. Do you forgive betrayal? no

13. Do you get jealous easily? oh yeah, i get friend jealous damn it

14. Do you have a crush on anyone? yes bitch i just described him

15. Do you have any piercings? 3 homie

16. Do you have any tattoos? yes a lil baby blueberry (its actually 3)

17. Do you like kissing in public? like a peck

20. Do you shower every day? no, like every other

21. Do you think someone has feelings for you? no ) :

22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? no

23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat? yeah wtf someone challenge me

24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years? no i don't wanna be married that young

25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year? yes but its okay if it doesn't

26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you? um idk

27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you? NO bc my best friend is a fucking song writer and writes about every bitch in his life EXCEPT me

28. Have you ever been cheated on? not to my knowledge

29. Have you ever cheated on someone? yeah kinda, i was kissed by another boy

30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body? meh no

31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl? yea

32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love? idk what that means so I'm gonna go with no

33. Have you ever had sex with a man? yes

34. Have you ever had sex with a woman? no but i kiss girls when I'm drunk

35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you? yes

36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends? yes

37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated? yeah all my crushes tbh

38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? yeah

39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have? yee

40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone? not for but about

41. Have you had sex so far this year? yes thats how i rang in the new year :P

42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? 9 months idk i like kissing

43. How long was your longest relationship? on and off for 6 months

44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had? like 2 serious ones but maybe like 5 all together

45. How many people did you kiss in 2012? WHAT THE FUCK let me time travel idk i was 12 maybe 1

46. How many times did you have sex last year? 0

47. How old are you? 18

48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say? i would be a little hurt bc he knows i like him but its whatever

49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her? don't have one

50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept? absolutely not ew bye

51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for? yeah

52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why? some of my old friends, you can only give for so long

53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are? no

54. Is there someone you will never forget? many

55. Share a relationship story. my first real boyfriends parents hated me

56. State 8 facts about your body - I’m like 5′7 and a half - i have blue eyes - i have long fingers and semi long toes - i have a tattoo on my foot - ive been growing my hair out since summer - i will prob have a scar on my boob from picking at a zit - i crack my toes in my sleep - my thumbs can touch my wrists if i do that thing

57. Things you want to say to an ex stop hating feminists plz

58. What are five ways to win your heart? be nice, be cute, have long hair, watch wrestling, hold my hand

59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!) blonde baby

60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners? when i was 16 i got with a 22 year old

61. What is the first thing you notice in someone? how they act in mixed company

62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you? choke slam me through a table

63. What is your definition of “having sex”? Penetration in my mind

64. What is your definition of cheating? doing anything you wouldn't do in front of your partner

65. What is your favourite foreplay routine? getting head

66. What is your favourite roleplay? idk

67. What is your idea of the perfect date? Having fun and going out then hanging out at home

68. What is your sexual orientation? Straight

69. What turns you off? when the guy doesn't make the move

70. What turns you on? being touched

71. What was your kinkiest wet dream? N/A

72. What words do you like to hear during sex? the other person being pleased

73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you? buy me flowers

74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for? height, I'm a large person

75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you? one day i was extremely emotional at work and my bff brought be a box of my fav candy and a cute note

76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone? idk i brought this girl flowers and cookies after i found out her and her bf broke up

77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships? 10 years, no more

78. What’s your dirtiest secret? boo

79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why? 3 minutes ago prob

80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them? i tell my friends all the time

81. Who are five people you find attractive? everyone y'all are all cute ok

82. Who is the last person you hugged? emma

83. Who was your first kiss with? My first boyfriend, nathan

84. Why did your last relationship fail? bc he was a dick

85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet? idk, if you asked me a year ago id prob say yes but as of now I'm not sure

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