#if so just slide in my DMs

[princewonwoo]

Anyone wanna be friends in Genshin Impact (NA server) or Honkai Starrail (EU server)? :3

#if so just slide in my DMs #or asks #or whatever else #genshin impact #honkai star rail

[hakusins]

cw // partial nudity

romantic bath time

whit the faithful/swap au idea belongs to @just-dol-headshots !

#was dicsussing abt whit the faithful in dms #well i lied #its mostly just the devil sliding into my dms and barraging me with so many ideas #that i cant help but feel inspired #BUT ANYWAYS apparently theres more than one version of whit the faithful in their au 👀👀👀 #so here i am doodling the divergence point or one of the key events that would determine #which version of whit the faithful you'll get HEHEHHE #eri the orphan #whitney the faithful #whitney the bully #swap au #dol #dol related #fan art #art #mine #my fan art #my art #degrees of lewdity #dol whitney #dol pc #whitney x pc #i swear i'll get to those comics soon i just #I JUST NEED TO DECOMPRESS

[kingkatsuki]

Specifically thinking about long distance relationships today.

So tell me how you and your f/o would first meet online?

#I feel like Bakugou and I would meet in one of those online games he’s downloaded to mindlessly waste time between shifts #and he’s so foul at first because he thinks I’m weak but we play and he realises that I’m #actually whooping everyone and he’s like well damn okay #and now he’s messaging in the alliance chat and like getting excited when I’m online even tho he tries to hide it #and gets annoyed when other creeps in his alliance try to flirt with me #and then he’s asking for my discord #me and Sanemi get into a fight on discord the first time we interact #in some stupid big server I only joined for the emojis #but he’s a jerk so I tell him to shut up and a message later I find a msg notification and it’s him trying to continue the conversation😭 #enjin slides into my dms on Instagram #he finds my post at a concert and hates the fuckboys that are commenting below #ends up messaging me to see if I’m okay but then immediately worries he’s one of those guys #Tamsy I feel like is that mutual I’ve had forever on twt and we like each others posts but we’ve NEVER talked to each other?? #it’s not until I’m feeling sad at 2am and I post something self-deprecating that he drops me a msg🥺 #and we end up staying up until 5am just talking to each other #Kirishima is ALWAYS the guy that responds to my ‘morning’ with a morning back! every day without fail #and I slide into his DMs one day and ask how he’s ALWAYS awake when I am??? like to say it back so quick #and he admits he’s kinda learned my schedule and he tries to be online for it because it’s one of the best parts of his day #and he likes saying it back😭😭😭 even if he’s off from a night shift and needs sleep he can’t without seeing me msg #Shindou blatantly flirts with me in a gaming discord and I think he’s an incel so I block him #he gets a friend to ping me to beg me to unblock him and I refuse #the friend then sends another message with a screenshot of Shindou basically begging me to unblock him😭 #Dot and I meet in one of those AITA Reddit threads #and we end up borderline arguing over whether op is TA #so much that we get told to take it elsewhere😭😭😭 #enjo #bakujo #eijo #but also catch me sending Dynamight sassy banter on his official socials😭😂

[urhighnessbitch]

Urge to interact with your mutuals more vs. fear of annoying them: fight

#the constant fight in my head #but hey mutuals if you wanna talk feel free to slide in my dms! #mutuals-in-law are very welcome too #I'm just bad at keeping track #I'm not even 100% sure who my mutuals are tbh #like l know who l follow but who follows me back??? #so if we're mutuals you probably have to tell me lmao #i know like. 5 off of the top of my head #this post is a mess l should sleep

[kenobion]

Andrew Garfield on The Graham Norton Show

#I'm back baybee but my enthusiasm for him never wavered it's just I was away a few days #andrew garfield #my gifs #I missed hearing his beautiful voice #the graham norton show came through for me with more footage again #I love the moment in the first gif so much #how can he be both the hottest and the cutest person ever? at the same time?? #there is only one thing I want for my birthday and it's for Andrew to slide into my dms (not realistic but I can imagine) #ugh I love everything about the way he looks and he thinks and he talks and he is #please sir let me love you #I'm available anytime

[ratgingi]

i am once again posting ocs. everyone say hi to case shes like if a fratboy were a lesbian

#my girl she is so stupid. girls who slide onto the dms just to drop the stupidest pick up line known to man #oc #original character #artist on tumblr #hobos creations #jacks toybox #i Will reblog her some later. this Is getting pinned. you Will look at her dumbass

[spagheddiediaz]

tagged by @wikiangela @malewifediaz @daffi-990 & @pirrusstuff in this cute little picrew thing <3

she's here and feeling festive AND i gave her a blowout bc she deserves it ~

tagging @jeeyuns @shitouttabuck @disasterbuckdiaz @eddiebabygirldiaz @exhuastedpigeon @king-buckley @loserdiaz @monsterrae1 @giddyupbuck @thewolvesof1998 @theotherbuckley @callmenewbie @hippolotamus @wildlife4life <3

#i just bought my dogs matching christmas sweaters so don't be surprised if i slide into your DMs asking if you want me to send you one #mwah #<3

[crown-ov-horns]

Caught in the vicious cycle of reblogging "please mutuals message me" posts, hoping someone will take it as a sign and befriend me, and never making the first step, even though I know others are probably doing the same.

#tumblr culture #fandom #mutuals #thoughts #diary pages #the Sisyphean fate of an introvert looking for friends #many of us are probably socially traumatised from bullying #i say because we're voluntarily in the internet's madhouse #you are either shy #or develop a cat syndrome when you force others to come to you #so you only interact only when you're seeked out #you only interact when seeked out to preserve pride #which of course is important #right then #@ all of my mutuals #if you reblog this i'll slide into your dms #if you reblog this and we're not mutuals please slide into my dms #if you'd like tho mayve i'm just an ass and I haven't followed you for whatever reason #i'm serious

[bulldog-butch]

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#oh lmao #lol #i had a lot of reasons for leaving tumblr but i was just violently reminded of one of them #and that is seeing someone so hot that my immediate reaction is to want to slide into the dms #AND I AM NOT DOING THAT ANYMORE #was just reminded how hot one of my mutuals is and dropped my phone #bork bork! #send help

[sommerregenjuniluft]

TRICK OR TREAT 🦇

HI BAT<3 ,,so *clears throat* i have dug through urs, claude's and my blog and either tumblr is having me on or i halluzinated (at least i think it was one or both of you) the post about modern day lesbian prongsfoot because I CAnnot Find It Again

anyways i have 1.5k words of them Regardless so here ya go<3

Sirius’ keychains jingle noisily against the heavy front door of their NYC apartment loft as she pushes it open. 

She is greeted by a pool of pleasantly warm pre-noon sunlight and the faint background noise of whatever Jamie’s workout playlist is shuffling up over their sound speaker system.

A smile tugs on her lips at the mental picture of her baby all flushed and sweaty on their peloton bike forming in her mind. Usually Jamie’s already fresh out of the shower when Sirius makes her way back from morning yoga down four blocks at Minnie’s but today the universe seems to be generous and Sirius will welcome the opportunity with open arms (and legs).

Minerva does always remind them to practice some cardio every now and then because perhaps you wouldn’t be out of breath so fast then, Miss Black and it is Saturday which means laundry day is conveniently right around the corner anyway. Sirius nods to herself, teeth digging into her bottom lip, as she toes off her chunky, black plateau slides and lets her tote and yoga mat fall to the floor gently before she creeps further into their apartment.

Sets her iced Matcha Latte down on the granite kitchen island next to the dirty dishes that look like there’s a huge Acai bowl waiting for the both of them in the fridge and rounds the corner, not expecting to be this affected by her fiancée’s get up. Sirius’ breath hitches as her legs lock in place, knees jelly as her eyes rake over glistening, soil dark skin. 

Up from the squeaky clean Adidas Spezial, deep forest green with the mint stripes, rubber sole black and not a flick of outside dirt in the profile, further along the dusting of dark leg hair, slightly curly, and square knees, strong calves and thick thighs, muscles working. Bunching and stretching and it’s obscene, barely covered by a pair of training shorts that are too short and tight and Sirius isn’t even sure if Jamie’s wearing any underwear beneath these. It’s mind-boggling. 

They’ve done their short mob of curls into two teeny tiny pigtails at the nape of their wide neck, shorter layers pinned aside with Sirius is pretty sure those cute sparkly hair clips she bought off of a fifteen year old on a parisian flea market two months ago, bangs extra sweat curled on Jamie’s forehead. And of course, to twist the driven knife, they’re not even wearing a shirt. Unfairly smooth skin, stretched and molded with protruding muscles and adorned by their fair chest scars that Sirius thinks of as the most precious artwork.

trick or treat fic writer ask game

#prongsfoot #lesbian prongsfoot #as mentioned there is more so if anyone is intrigued just slide into my dms hehe #bat tag #lune writes

[deuynndoodles]

i have got to get more approachable

#rambles #i love to talk!! i want to chat!! i'm bored.. #like pls i am so bored. feel free to slide into my dms and ask me questions or whatever #my ability to articulate this past week is poor but i rlly wanna like. have a conversation. i dunno #mutuals u r always welcome to my dms + asks #and well known followers too. if i see ur username in my notes often ily #anyway. i'm just a lil weirdo. lil comedian.

[ardate]

sniffs. man. i really want this job :(

#misc #TLDR: #a recruiter calls me coupla weeks ago; says she wants me on their production - and in that same exact call ends up saying #“oh actually i'm not sure you fit. this might not happen” cuz she actually read my resume this time.... while on call with me? #how about you take a proper gander at my resume before calling me to offer me a job and then change your mind.... #ended the call saying “contact me again on January 8th if you're still interested and i'll see if i can squeeze you in as a junior” #(which. okay. first off why would you have to “squeeze me in” when you actively called me for the job. #Also i'm not a junior. but sure we'll see what the pay is like) #so i contacted her on the 8th and she was like haha actually i doubt we'll have any spots left for you! smiling emoji #and just earlier rn she sent me a new DM asking if i have an updated portfolio since the one they have is from 3yrs ago #so she revived a little bit of hope i know i shouldnt have cuz i HIGHLY doubt they'll hire me for this prod given how things have been goin #its late now i doubt ill get any news one way or another before sometime next week (hopefully) #ugh...... i really want this job man. #i've had too many feature film opportunities slide from my grasp. please let me have this #having this one experience will make it easier to get hired for more. i'm fucking begging on my knees

[backslashdelta]

me: I should create and run a brand new fandom discord server that would be so much fun!!!

also me: running fandom things feels like a job rn I need a break

#@ my brain what is wrong with you???? #trhing so hard to remind myself not to take on too much gkdhdk #it's a struggle though I tend to have very ambitious ideas #and like I AM capable of following through but at what cost #trying to have fun hereeeee #ANYWAY I will be taking a break soon probably starting sometime in the text week #I will be on discord still though so if you want my discord username to chat there or anything #feel free to slide into my dms and I can share that <3 #anywayyyyyyyy #my basement flooded on the weekend and my furnace stopped working so I'm tired and cold #that's unrelated I just like to complain #mine #personal

[theflyingfeeling]

fic talk in the tags 💝

#aaaaaaaa i have only 4 stores left to write for the advent calendar and then i'm done?! 😭 #i can't believe it guys i might actually be able to pull this off 👀 #i've literally just winged it day after day with minimal planning #and i haven't even had a breakdown once? gonna knock on wood here real quick lol #i've had so much fun writing all these little stories too 🥺 and i'm fairly satisfied with them as well! yes!! me!! my biggest critic!! #i'm not gonna be writing anything for a while after i get these last ones done though lol i've written SO MUCH during these past weeks #however i did write down a short piece of dialogue in finnish the other day 👀 #like. literally 11 words and idk if i'm ever gonna write more but those words just...came to me so i had to write them down somewhere #(it has been peer-reviewed as 'perfect' (thanks eetu <3) and you can totally slide in my DMs if you're curious) #and the college/uni au i've been playing with practically all autumn is something i definitely want to give a try #(so far i only have some random notes and moodboards 😅) #but whatever i'll end up writing i'll do it because i want to and that's what's important 🤍 #thank you so much everyone who has been reading these stories or any of my fics this year #i really am not expecting anyone to read my stories and i'm happy if even just one person does 🥺 #okay sappy talk over now back to writing byeeeeee #*stories

[swampndn]

Friends, ya bitch did it again. We got yet another random man in love with me, and this time, he was the camera operator for an interview I was doing.

#He was weirdly nervous putting my mic on #He had to move my hair out of the way and commented about how soft it was #He's a Black man so allowed to touch my hair #don't worry #THEN during the ENTIRE ONE HOUR interview he was just cheesing behind that camera #And when we cut he commented on my southern twang #then he personally escorted me to this ofher area and I don't think he was supposed to because the people were like where are you going??? #asking me all kinds of questions #opening doors and shit #He outwright smitten #then I strutted to my car like yes #ya bitch still got it #also he really perked up when someone asked me if I lived in the area and I said relatively close #now time will tell #how long til he slides in my DMs? #I mean #I ain't looking #still too traumatized #but I do love free dinner

[nordic-language-love]

truly the grammar explanations are easy enough to follow and i understand but then the questions are just like ????? i have literally no idea what you want this to mean or how this grammar fits into it.

#i am so gonna fail #oh well #i learned something #some grammar and some vocab and mostly that i should not overestimate my drive to study hard for 3 months straight #''if i study 3 hours a day every day for 3 months i can totally pass!'' #my adhd brain at the time: OMG YES WE CAN TOTALLY DO THIS LET'S COMMIT #my adhd brain 2 days later: haha fuck off #i'm sure y'all can't wait for me to stop complaining about this lmao #anyway long shot but if anyone is at a loose end and fancies helping me rn i would super appreciate it. just slide into my dms