#if ur offended ask urself why

[jenifercheck]

Now THAT’S what I CALL BI-ERASURE! Featuring such hits as:

They’re not ACTUALLY bi, its for attention!!

But if she’s with a man, it means she straight!

But if he’s with a man, it means he’s gay!

The B in LGBTQ+ stands for BenDaLaCreme

Bisexuality is just a stepping stone to homosexuality (and most of the time, we’re only applying this logic to bi boys!)

How can you like both????

The B in LGBT stands for Bees

Yes, we’ve seen this person date multiple genders and explicitly say they’re into multiple genders but we’re going to ignore that because its clear they’re victims of heteronormativity

The bisexual community has said several times that bi means two or more and that it’s inclusive to transfolk and non-binary folk but we’re going to blatantly ignore that and continue to further the lie that bisexuality is transphobic while pansexuality is not. 

The B in LGBTQ+ stands for bad drivers

AND A SPECIAL TRACK CALLED

This character is canonically bisexual and i think that’s homophobic with special guest stars: the valencia perez fandom, the valkyrie fandom, brittany s. pierce fandom and many more!!!!!!!!!

#biphobia #bisexuals #happy pride 🌈 #happy pride #pride month #lgbtq #if ur offended ask urself why #i just saw someone say that bis want everyone to identify as them and its lmfaoo no #we just want yall weirdos stop changing the definition to our sexuality #and to stop changing fucking history cause ur biphobic #i also remember a year ago somebody literally calling a queer woc an animal #just cause she said she identified as bi and she didnt discriminate against transfolk in her dating pool #like wtf is wrong with yall and im gonna talk about you yt lgbtqs always talking out of ur neck to queer folks of color #yall are literal pieces of shit

[sakhafa]

honestly tho like why do ppl who live in the west get so upset by the prospect of getting “ripped off” by locals in the third world countries they’re vacationing in…like does it matter in the grand scheme of things if they doubled the price of a souvenir bc they know ur a tourist. ur single dollar is worth so much of whatever currency is used in that country bffr

#I get it when it’s like. diaspora who r visiting the motherland tho like I get offended if someone asks for a higher price #but not in a ‘how dare u cheat me out of my money’ way it’s in a ‘how dare you treat me as an outsider’ way ygm #but like every damn Reddit post I see ab Egypt is LITERALLT white ppl complaining ab being ripped off…maybe go duck urself lol. #like why is it the end of the world that ppl asked for a tip bc they gave u directions…the USD is 32 EGP kaitlyn bffr #like even if he fucking asked u for 100 EGP that doesn’t even cover the cost of a ducking Starbucks drink. #my family back home is literally surviving off beans bc of how expensive everything is and ur throwing a hissy fit over 3 fucking dollars. #anyways yea the tldr of this is like. yea locals scamming tourists is kinda slay and they should keep doing it actually.

[sapphosarchive]

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#u need to be brave to think for urself and not listen to strangers online #i remember when every1 said lana was racist for 'that' ig post and i thought it wasnt racist #i felt like ppl were reading into it and interpreting it and twisting it etc #but every1 kept saying if u disagreed u had to shut up n listen bc u were wrong etc #so i did and forced myself to think fine these ppl must be right but nah #i just think ppl online twist and read into stuff in the wrong way lol #and ppl who will attack me for this dnt know me at all #and their opinion and pseudo-intellectual outrage is meaningless! #same w outrage culture and like #how ppl get so offended and talk about shit that doesnt matter #like the kim k wearing marilyns dress n going on a crash diet. she was honest which is something ppl moan at her about not being. she was #asked and replied. she admitted she would be stopping the stupid fad diet that evening. why be offended. why raise ur blood pressure over #these ridiculous things. her wearing the dress isnt the worst thing in the world. its all so exhausting and silly. #sapsays

[plmp0]

The Sex Love house PT1

Summary: Welcome to the love house where a lot of stories will infold, 7 participants will have a chance to live together in the same house for a mounth while still doing their normal activities, will they find real love in this short period? Or at least this is what ur friend want u to believe.

Genre: smut (that's really it) PT 2

Warning: a very manipulative!jay, manipulative!sunghoon, manipulative!heeseung, everyone is a perv in this house, reader is clueless, shameless reader, kinda stalker reader, Siyeon (from dreamcatcher) is also part of this, this is a pure filth, explicit content.

Smut warning: hand!job, degradation, humiliation, fingering, use of toys, semi-public sex....

When ur friend invited u to participate in this variety show u had no idea u'll accept let alone to find urself in a situation where u r thorn away between all this people. -how is that even possible? How can you feel this way about that many people? But again ur heart had other words…. "what do u mean u want me to particiapte in ur dating show?" U questionned ur friend from 6 years Yeri as she said while playing it cool : please do that for me! (Fake pout) we need more female participants, we didn't find ones that will be suitable for tv!

You looked at her in disbelief "and u think i am? Yeri who are u kidding? U know more than anyone that m not the type that is comfortable around cameras." Yeri sighed but insisted non the less trying to convince u no matter what "please y/n m begging u! We want to start filming before winter comes, and i promise there is a lot of handsome men u'll not regret it." "No, m not interested." Was all u said before leaving her to take a cab. Even after a week of Yeri's begging, u always declined her offer whenever she opens her mouth, u had a lot of stuff to do, work has never been easy to deal with and plus u don't have time to even take care of urself because once u get home from work u pass out on ur bed immediately and what ? She expects u to come from work and chat with random people and try to find love? (U chuckle deep into ur thoughts) "ahhh Yeri what am i gonna do with u?". U mumble to urself ignorant that ur co-worker and ur friend Jungwon is standing behind u. Jungwon:I suppose Yeri is on something again? U let a scream startled not noticing his presence until he spoke: Omg u scared me! U said through wide eyes pouting ur lips when everyone started looking at ur direction. Jungwon laughed his dimples deep in his cheeks making ur heart warm up from how cute he looks: I can never get enough from ur dramatic ass y/n. U hit his shoulder playfuly acting offended: yaa it's not that m dramatic it's just that u keep showing up without a noise so it's normal for me to be scared!. Jungwon nodded his head pretending to buy ur words: yeah yeah whatever (he paused for a second, sitting next to u) so what was the Yeri thing that u didn't want to tell me about? (He looked at u curiousity shouting from his eyes). U droped the file u were working on leaning on ur chair: You know, Yeri and her team are starting a dating show and they had less participants than they expected so she asked me to join them , ridicilous right? Jungwon didn't let a single word out, noticing that, u turned to look at him finding him not acting sus at all, u raise ur eyebrow calling his name: Jungwon? Why aren't u saying something? Jungwon coughed looking everywhere but at you:emm-…. woah? Really? Yeri did? Isn't that a good idea? U stare at him a "wtf look" over ur face: it's ur idea isn't it. Jungwon: listen i- U cutted him short immediately: Did u think that i would say yes? Like i don't get that, don't u guys know me so well? I would never say yes to something like that?. Jungwon: but why? Like it's really fine, beside u've been single for three years don't u miss being in a relationship?. U answered annoyed: No i don't and even if i do i wouldn't do it that way. Jungwon raised his left brow: ahah? And how would u do it?. U paused to think not knowing how to answer: idk, i want it to come naturally and not force it. (U shrugg). Jungwon stood up from his seat eyes still on u: but u don't know maybe there is someone from the participants that u might know. U looked at him smiling suspeciously" ahah? Is that the case? Who would be there then? U? "( u laughed at ur own word not buying what he is saying). But what u didn't know is that something worst than ur "joke" happened in real life, getting annoyed from Yeri's consistent pleads Jungwon decided to join her , they turned ur days into nightmares making u not wanting to go out at all.

So deciding to give it a shot u said yes to Yeri more to rest ur head from her nagging than being excited to join this show. It was about time u go to the "love house" as they call it cringing at the name whenever u remember it, u kept shaking ur legs, nervous about this whole situation, regretting to say yes when the taxi u decided to take to the location had a camera right on ur face, making u uncomfortable, u started tugging on ur not so long purple dress, ur hair styled for the first time in a mounths, u wished this ride to end fastly and that they cancel this show but much to ur disapointement the taxi driver kept calling u to notify that u've arrived. Sighing nervously u paid him giving him a little thank u before getting ur luggage and closing the door, u stood out in front of the house admiring how big and luxiourious it looks, stepping upward u noticed a camera man at the gate signaling u to be fast, u scoff annoyed , opening the door while carrying ur heavy stuff looking with wide eyes at the beautiful garden in front of u ,

Arriving to the actual door u stood there confused at what to do "should i knock? Or ring the bel?" Staying there for minutes one of the directors told u frasturated to just open it, u gave him a fake smile apologizing awkwardly before opening the door and stepping inside. The fancy mirror in the entrance was so elegant and clean for u to not check urself, u adjusted ur hair and lipstick noticing how it faded and only a small tint is left behind " i just want one thing to work for me." U scoffed getting ur lipstick out and putting on another layer, before ur ears caught a faint of sounds from people talking, u furrowed ur eyebrows u thought u were the first one to arrive but it looks like it's not the case. Hearing that, u hurried leaving ur stuff in there, and following the sound until ur feet lead u to a nice decorated room, too focused on the decor u didn't notice the eyes that were on u until u finished scaning the room. You widen ur eyes looking at the two familiar faces smirking at u "what? Why are you here?" When u came here u didn't think that ur hot neightbour and one of ur clients would be in the show as well. Heeseung (ur neighbour) looked at you enjoying ur reaction upon seeing him "hey little doll." Unable to let a word out, Jay spoke before u with amusement in his tone "Was not expecting to see us here now did u?" U dropped ur bag feet barely keeping u up u started to panick ain't no way these two are here, no u r not on the same show with them!

U screemed at Yeri on top of ur head not knowing how to react after the director told u to do something and stop freezing on ur spot, u coughed a little bit awakening urself before u sat in the corner away from both of them, u gave them an awkward smile pretending like u don't know them at all. Heeseung kept the cocky smile on his face knowing exectly how hot he his and that u might have something for him by the way u kept looking at him from ur window whenever he is on ur line of sight, he has caught u multiple times staring at him from his mirror and couldn't help but admire how cute u looked trying to hide with ur curtain thinking that he wouldn't see u, but he did!. Jay on the other hand loved the way ur face turns red whenever he spoke to u in ur work meetings, ur shyness, the way u try to avoid his gaze everytime u felt his eyes on u, it just that u look so delicious for him to ignore u and not tease u. U were sitting there regretting all of ur life choices so embarassed for some reasons that it had to be these two specificly , not even one of them, but both? Woah u wouldn't survive here for sure! U can sense them tearing u appart with their eyes, u couldn't help but fan urself praying that the next contenstant enter now, and she did "Joy" as u've heard about her in the magazines, she is a very famous and beautiful model, has worked with so many known labels, u were surprised to see her in front of u fangirling inside rather than being intimidated by her presence, u scaned her outfit, a short white skirt with pleaths, with a yellow crop top that shows her cleavage, her hair was styled up in a ponytail, her makeup is done perfectly, she looked so beautiful u were drooling. Standing up to say hi, she looked ur way her smile getting bigger as she held her hand to shake urs directing her words to everyone in the room hi , nice to meet u m joy." She said to everyone in the room, the guys nodded at her introducing themselves and turned their gaze to u immediatly. Pressure, so much pressure u r feeling right now, it's almost suffocating the vibe in this room ! The silence not helping it at all. Before Joy can say something to lighten the mood the door opened and ur eyes opened wide with it , seeing sunghoon one of the people that u can't help it but feel embarrassed around giving that one situation u had with him (oh nooo ) u said to urself, it was as if this cast was selected on purpose to make fun of u. U gulped as he approached, white shirt tight on his body, tucked nicely in his pants getting his so very nice black locks away from his face, He looks…. majestic. Stopping in the middle of the room he said hi to everyone and took a seat next to you making u scream in your head, he turned ur way looking at u with a cocky grin: we met again little one. U were hopping that he doesn't remember u , that he forgot completly about ur existance, but looks like it's not the case. U see ur story with Sunghoon started in ur collage years, u were so frustrated after all ur exams and the teasing of heeseung (even when he wasn't doing anything) u head to a very far bathroom sure that almost nobody used it before closing the door and started getting off, moaning at ur pervet thoughts about heeseung not noticing that someone else was in the bathroom as well it's not until u got out of the bathrooms section and were going to the sinks to wash ur hand that u saw sunghoon standing there with shoock looking at u like u were some kind of pervet

u were ready to die at that moment, not knowing what to do ur head told u to ran away immediately and from that moment u did everything u could to avoid Sunghoon's presence, whenever u saw him heading some way u made sure to go in the opposite until u graduated and stopped seeing him. But here he is sitting so close to u, ur thighs are touching ,u were sure that by this time ur face is so red, ur hands got so sweaty from anxiety , u stopped hopping for the other contestants afraid that someone else u know is gonna enter. Joy was making sure to get rid of the awkwardness asking about your MBTI and stuff and that really helped to relieve ur stress a little bit. The next girl came, her name is "Siyeon", she was wearing a tight leather dress with high boots, her hair red and her eye makeup was so intense, out of everyone here she was definetly the most intimidating one!. She said hi sitting in ur opposit direction eyes checking u out, u couldn't help it but feel like she looks familiar "where have i seen her before?" But u couldn't remember, u felt uneasy by the way she was staring at u, somehow this room keeps getting hotter the more people come, u just wanted a breath but NO whenever u look someway ur eyes meet someone's so u just ended up looking down. The last contestant was late, the staff told you that they will come for diner and suggested to chose rooms to carry your luggage to. There was 6 rooms, 3 for the guys and 3 for the ladies. You didn't know how to choose so you just did that randomely, one of the three rooms is for 2 people. You went to the room they choose for you smiling at the cozy vibes you got from it, you closed your eyes after tossing yourself on that bed, tired already and you just started. "How am i gonna live with these people for a whole mounth ? Omg plz help me" You couldn't contain yourself from cursing Yeri and Jungwon who didn't even bother to show themselves or at least send you a text before you came her. ----> (Irey is Yeri btw)

You: U bitches i'll never forgive u! 😡 Irey:W-Whyyy??? 😶😶 You: U have the audacity to ask me why? You:Where are you? I have a lot of things to tell u! Irey:emm actually u won't see me there-…. "U furrowed ur brows at her reply, questionning wtf does she means" You :? Irey: ehem that … u know.. this is not the show we were working for. You: can u give me an understandble respond cause i don't get what you are saying. Irey: Actually one of my friends begged me to bring someone to the show, they promised to give us an interview with a very famous actor and i couldn't say no 🥺

You: Ahhhh Yeri, when i catch u Yeri ! Why would u lie to me like that u could of just told me the truth, do u know in what situation i am right now? Ffff good thing ur not here or i would of smacked that face of urs 😮‍💨. Irey: i knew u would say No, like u said it even though u thought the show is mine! So there was no way u'd say yes if i said it's for a friend. Also what situation are u talking about? 😶 You : m not telling u ! I need u to learn ur lesson first. I have to go now!.

U turned ur internet off sullking, ur head is spinning hopping that this room gets locked somehow and not oppen until 30 days passes. But as soon as u thought that, u heard a knock on ur door, curious as to who is there, u rushed only to open it in an almost shirtless heeseung only two of his bottons are closed his hair kind of messy his fucking smirk not leaving his face, u stayed there mouth open not knowing what to do, u have never once spoken to Heeseung before, he is someone u kept admiring and crushing on because u never been this close to him , and now that he is in front of u head leaning to reach ur height u can't help the aggressif heartbeat pounding in ur chest. Ahhh m doomed!

Heeseung moved some of ur hair to tack it behind ur ears, eyes on ur lips not even trying to hide that as his tongue darts on his. Heeseung whispered in ur ear making sure to awaken all of ur senses "i've been waiting to get close to u little doll." He moved away enjoying ur flustred face and the way ur eyes are fully open looking at his chest muscule. He chuckled enjoying how shameless u r not even saying a word and staring at him instead, he approached u more his index finger tracing ur neck "it looks like m not the only one who has been waiting for that ha?" Not knowing what to say u kept quiet inhaling his smell secretely ofc! Eyes closed, all of ur braincells stopped working. Heeseung has that much effect on u? U thought. He stepped out again looking at u amused he definetly didn't think u'd act this obvious in front of him, he thought u'd shake him off, try to avoid him maybe? But no, he was wrong. Nd god he loves it even more, seeing how u r acting when he hasn't even done nothing it got him aroused. Heeseung cleared his throath finally remembering why he came here "The staff are calling us to talk a little bit and have lunch, u can change and join us if u want." he said scanning ur short dress and how tight it is on ur body, fuck! He is going insane already! . U noded still affected to let a word out, he smiled at u and left. U closed the door head spining what is going on with u? U shake this feeling there was so much tension between both of you, u didn't know he'd look more handsome up this close, God, he is so ur ideal type… u've never meet someone close to ur ideal type before heeseung, so the moment he moved to ur neighborhood

the moment u saw him exit his house going god know where u couldn't help but gasp, butterflies running in ur stomache u felt an instant attraction, and from that moment u couldn't miss an opportunity to admire him, the fact that his room was in front of urs helped a lot, there was a lot of moment when he'd come home after the gym removing his shirt body all sweaty and abs defined, hair messy drinking a bottle of water, How hot can he get! Out of all the days of the week u were looking for the gym ones Heeseung always giving u a show.

Now that u r thinking about it the fact that u've never talked with each other until now is crazy, but u thanked god for that because if u did u'd be so down bad for him. Getting him out of ur head u changed into a more comfortable clothes, receiving a text that there will not be any dates out , so you can just chill and get to know each other , checking the mirror u stared at ur own reflection wearing a cute pink shorts with kitten paws and a white oversized tshirt, hair in a messy bun with some strands on ur face, u put ur lipgloss making sure that u look presentable, after 5 min of checking urself u got ur phone and headed down to the living room, almost everyone was already sitting , joy still in her previous outfit laughing with jay over something, siyeon in a black hoodie and sweatpants eating god knows what, heeseung in white top and grey sweatpants "oh god m feeling dizzy" staring at ur outfit with a side smile, Sunghoon nontheless is not here yet… u smiled awkwardly avoiding Heeseung and sitting between jay and Siyeon who is now looking at u.

Siyeon leaned to ur side "what was ur name? I didn't have a glimpse at it." You smiled at her while telling her ur name. Siyeon "Y/n! what a cute name for a cute girl like u. " She said looking at ur cute shorts with a smile U thanked her cheeks red after her comment, Joy somehow only noticing ur presence now "Ohhh Y/n u r here?" U noded as she gave u a piece of strawberry candy "here, have one." U took it u've been craving something sweet since this morning, u removed the wrapper and slid the candy between ur lips sensing 4 pair of eyes on you, u forrow not knowing at what they r staring but then Sunghoon enterend the room taking ur attention away, he changed to an outfit similar to heeseung but all in black , he noticed ur gaze bitting his lips as he sitted next to heeseung, both of them whispering between each other. Joy took this moment to talk "okayy so guys i wanted us to get to know each other better but i think it would not be great when another contestant will join us tonight so i figured out we save that for then." You nodded agreeing "yeah it's better that way." (u spoke still playing with the candy until a small drop of saliva got out) taking ur finger to catch it afraid it's gonna stain the couch u watch at siyeon catched it instead taking it to her lips, ur eyes widen at that not knowing what to do as she let out a hmm sound , u turned ur head pretending like u've not seen or heard anything as Joy started asking if we know how to cook. U answered immediately "Ohhhh m a bad cook." Laughing awkwardly afterwards, Joy smiled relating to u "so i am hahahhah" Jay leaned on the back of the couch manspreading hands carressing his forhead "m good at cooking i can help." U looked his way not expecting that he does and he met ur eyes grining "why? U thought i don't know how to?" Taken back from his sudden question to u, u answer stutering "N-no i- i just u know…." Not letting u finish ur words Jay let out a deep chuckle "i was just kidding relax."

Smiling u massage ur neck awkwardly as u bite on the candy finishing it. Ur eyes shifted to both heeseung and sunghoon who seems deep into their conversation quietely as they keep looking ur way, u looked at them confused and curious about what they r talking about and thanks for having Joy here she asked them "u guys seem like u know each other"

Heeseung smiled "Yeah Sunghoon is a very close friend of mine (he looked deep into ur eyes)hens he never hide something from me, he tells me everything. "Is he implying that he told him about me?"

Shocked u looked at Sunghoon to find him smirking at u, u started to panic no way he did right?. U felt uneasy the whole time, not beeing able to concentrate in their discussions head wandering whether heeseung knows now or not. Sensing something off Jay reached ur thigh hand hanging there while asking if something is wrong, u flinched from his touch "ohh noo no m fine just hungry."

U lied. Jay smiled softely asking siyeon for her opinion about what to prepare for lunch since they are the only two who knows how to cook. Siyeon shrugged and then asked what you r craving her eyes on the hand that is still on ur thigh clicking her tongue. After they setteled on what to do, you joined them in the kitchen wanting to help in someway. Siyeon "wanna help?" She asked getting some stuff from the fridge, you noded: "yeah just show me what to do and i'll do it." Jay's focus shifted to u after ur words smiling at how cute u look with these clothes, u look so innocent saying these words he almost wanna ruin that.

Siyeon in the other hand patted ur hair asking u to chop some vegetables for the pasta she will be making, u did that Joy helping u with them as Jay is working alone frying the steaks, ur nose picked up the delicious smell of the seasoning making ur stomache growl more from hunger, mouth watering as u stare at it. Seeing that Siyeon couldn't help but laugh at ur cuteness "omg why are u so cute, Jay u better hurry or Y/n is gonna throw u aside and have the steak for herself."

U chuckled embarrassed u can't help it when u r hungry it just shows. "btw where is Sunghoon and heeseung?" Jay asked now flipping the steak to the other side. "they are looking for a movie so we can watch it together." Joy answered washing some fruits for later U smiled upon hearing her words "Ohhh that sounds fun." Siyeon smiled at ur reaction "yeah Are u excited?." U smiled back while nodding "i didn't have the time to watch something in a while so that sounds fun." "And why is that? Is it because of work." Siyeon asked now adding more cream cheese to the pasta. U sighed u didn't have a week off for an eternity, u really need a rest "yeah" Siyeon pouted side hugging u "awww." Jay turned the heat off placing the last steak beautifully on the plate "okaay steak is ready, how is it going overthere?." Siyeon also placed the pasta on the three plates in front of her, you got some forks and napkins while joy helped Siyeon to serve the table, as you got there u found a very sus heeseung staring at his phone with his brows forrowed, u noticed that he always has this expression before he close the curtains when u were "stalking him", clearing ur throat heeseung shuts his phone helping joy as Sunghoon comes from outside holding some snacks and putting them in the kitchen for later.

Everyone took their places diving into food u cutted the steak taking a piece and savouring the tastiness of it moaning at how good it is u give a thumbs up to Jay saying with ur eyes that he did an excellent job getting a lovely smile from him u smiled back , not noticing the stares u got from ur so not quiet moan.

Heeseung tightened his fist trying to brush off this feeling and focusing on his food, head still dizzy from how fuckable u look with that cute and adorable outfit u r wearing. Sunghoon on the other hand stares at u darkly memories from the past coming back to him, he'd love that moment to repeat itself now, he'd definitely act differentely than before.

Siyeon's eyes bore into u, eyes never leaving u, taking in every expression and sound u make, she finds u sooo cute and adorable she can't even eat properly not wanting to miss a thing. Joy isn't even there lost in the food she has been starving herself for her last photoshoot that this is paradise for her. U finished eating not paying attention to anything, heeseung and sunghoon offered to wash the dishes since they didn't help in cooking earlier. They came out from the kitchen with some snacks sitting in the sofa in front of the tv before sunghoon hitted play for the movie on the screen.

U were sandwitched between heeseung and sunghoon they were so close to u, both of their bodies touching urs, u felt so hot , so weird not knowing what to do after all it's been three years since u broke with ur ex and got to ur current job, ur job being as hard as it is didn't allow u or give u the chance to meet with anyone, u haven't been this close to a guy appart from Jungwon in a while, so the fact that heeseung throw his hand at ur shoulder while eating from his bowl made u so flustered not giving ur full focus to the movie playing, hands shaking u opened ur hair tie allowing ur hair to breathe a little while tying it again, ur shampoo smell was everywhere now making sunghoon inhale it while placing a hand on ur thigh pretending like it's nothing big U gasp a little bit looking at him staring at the tv, u bit ur lips feeling hot all of a sudden, heeseung took some chocolate from the table offering it to u, u took it smiling at him with a very quiet thank u. The movie kept going on, it was a romance movie you weren't a big fan of romance so u were so bored, u took ur phone from ur pocket opening instagram to the picture of heeseung u checked out this morning

flustered u clicked exit multiple times locking the phone and putting back on ur pocket u couldn't even look at heeseung side but u r so sure that he saw it giving the little breathy chuckle he gave after the "pathetic" word he mumbeled making ur cheeks as red as tomatoes, u sighed seriously when will this day end?. Sunghoon on the other side moved his hand a little to high, pretending to take some chips from heeseung's bowl ignoring the way u jolted at his touch as he grins, he kept doing that taking u by surprise everytime he does it, you were starting to get so hot after what they are doing heeseung throwing some groans and sighs so close to ur ears whenever he eats something, plus sunghoon's touches.

Heeseung asked u if he could call his phone because he doesn't know where he left it, confused as to why he asked u specificly when sunghoon was just here playing with his but u gave it to him forgetting that u already has his number after stalking him on social media just to see some of his stories that he just shared in his number, Heeseung wanted to make sure if the unknown number he keeps seing is really urs curious as to how far u went, and yeah he was sure the moment he composed four of his phone number on ur screen and he saw his name on it, he smiled more amused than creeped, he could of embarrass u here and expose u but it would be more fun if it's only u two, so he earesed the numbers and give u ur phone back saying that he just remembered where he put it and u didn't think that much about it until u saw a scene in the movie where the female lead was calling one of her friends and then it clicked to u, u gasped quietely eyes looking at heeseung trying to read his face "did he saw his number?".

But heeseung didn't say anything appart from raising his brow in question and saying "what?". Joy insisted to watch another movie too bored to do anything, siyeon on the other hand excused herself going to sleep, u didn't want to leave Joy here alone with the guys in case she'd feel uncomfortable so u just stayed: noo this movie needs darkness can we close the curtains Jay?. Jay noded closing the curtains and going back to sleep in the other end of the couch. U adjusted the way u r sitting lying into the couch u kicked sunghoons leg by mistake saying "sorry" as he didn't even bother to answer u, too focused on his phone it got u curious but as soon as u peeked there u regretted ur decision, "is he watching porn here? Wtf?" Ur eyes got wide face red so surprised at his action, u reached for the water drinking a bunch and going back to ur place , after a while heeseung asked sunghoon about what he was watching making ur face go red again, thinking that he would say something as "nothing important" or whatever but instead he showed him, his phone right into ur sight shocked u look at him but again he is not even paying attention to ur existance both of them acting as u r not between them right now, discussing how eager the woman in the video is, how they'd ruin her and give her exactly what she needs, u felt so aroused there, u know u shouldn't but ain't no way u wont with how much teasing both of them were giving u before and now that they are doing this u need to run from here but the thing is that u couldn't, u were locked between them, body stuck there, u couldn't even move, as the guy in the video slapped his dick on the woman's face heeseung chuckled deeply "look at how small her face looks next to his cock how would it look next to mine, i bet her face would disappear" hearing his words u let out a small whimper, u've always fantasied about heeseung, how he'd look while being pleasured, how big his cock would be, how would he fuck, and now that he is here claiming that he has a huge cock u can't help it but whimper shifting on ur seat uncomfortably, pussy itching.. Heeseung felt his cock twitch inside his pants from the sound u let out, containing his groan, he loved that face u had after listening to his words. Sunghoon smirked at u knowing exactly how shameless u can be, and how easy it was to make u horny, he in fact didn't caught u that time alone, it was actually u who caughted him for the first time, he used that bathroom a lot and everytime he does he knows that u'd be there getting off on something stupid.

So now he isn't even surprised, seing how ur thighs keep rubbing together, he kept playing the video throwing some comments here and there making it hard for u to not let out a sound, for a moment u forgot that u r on a variety show, thanks god that they still hasn't installed the cameras in this room or u'd be gone. U throw a look at Joy sighing in relieve when u saw how her eyes are so into the movie, Jay as well is long gone sleeping. This whole situation that u r into now is insane to u, it is one of ur very long fantasies and the fact that they are ignoring ur presence is driving u more insane. Clicking on anothor video of a woman dressed up as a kitten with her collar on kneeling before as what seems her master heeseung sighed "so he is into that?" U thought very interested as to what is gonna happen shame long gone u watched with curious eyes as he pulled on her leash guiding her to his cock before ordering her to open her mouth, pulling her hair harshely and started fucking her mouth, not caring about how she is gagging on his side, eyes watering as her face became so red, ur mouth opened in an o as u watch him use her as he want u gulp loudly at that, both heeseung and sunghoon looking ur way focusing now on ur face rather than the video, eyes dark and sharp, drinking ur expressions, sunghoon dragged his hand again on ur thigh making u leave a small moan, bitting his lower lip agressively ohhh how he wished to take u here in front of everyone hearing u moan again and again as he used u, especially after u put ur hand on his wrist digging ur nails on his flech, hips shamelessly grinding forward, he groaned deeply his cock twitching so hard, seeing this heeseung couldn't help it but to pat his cock on top of his pants hiding his action with the large pillow he has on his lap. U couldn't contain urself after sunghoon touched u, it was as if you reached ur limit u didn't know what to do ur hand guiding sunghoon's hand upward he hissed after sensing ur wetness on top of ur shorts he cursed deeply "so fucking wet, ur gonna ruin the couch" u moan ashamed but not much as u grind on his hand eyes shutting brain washed and clear nothing running there but for u to release ur stress, heeseung leaned in ur ear whispering quitely"looks at u now, getting off on sunghoon's hand in front of everyone, pretending to be innocent all the time while in reality ur just a horny eager little thing" he licked ur earlobe taking ur hand to palm his crotch, u moan sensing how hard and big he is he chuckled "what? Liked that? Do u think u can take it" u just moaned occupied with sunghoon's hand that pressed hard on ur clit and then disappeared, whining u open ur eyes barely managing to not shut them, sunghoon's fingers digged in ur thighs harshely "when someone ask u a question u have to answer little one or u wont get what u want" u pout hand still working on heeseung as u look at him almost crying u were so close u barely managed to get these words out "i can take everything, so please touch me". Sunghoon patted ur cheek in a menacing way before he whispered "that's more like it slut" U moaned at the degrading name taking his hand again and placing it inside ur shorts u almost screamed when his cold fingers pressed on ur clit hand moving in a fast circular motion making ur toes curl, everything about sunghoon's touch is harsh he took one of ur breasts kneeding it roughly u were afraid it gonna burst in his hand, heeseung took the other one circling ur nipple until it became hard and he tugged on it pinching it u almost let out a scream if it wasn't for his other hand that covered ur mouth hard, u felt like u were in heaven touched and gropped this way was something u always craved

ur eyes opened a little meeting Jay's that is on the other end watching u while mouthing quietly to not let Joy notice "so sluty" "very pathetic" he clenched his jaw regreting sitting that far but enjoying the show nontheless, u look so hot like that sweating hand pressed on ur lips covering any sound breasts gropped ahhh how soft and squechy they'd feel around his hands, ur hand palming heeseung's crotch skilfully nails pretty and beautiful just to be ruined by cum, you look so fucked out now shaking in sunghoon's hand eyes rolling back trying to remove his hand from how sensitive u are but he is too strong for u to do that, he kept moving his hand until u let out a tear chuckling deeply at ur state as heeseung freed his cock from his pants and started moving ur hand faster groaning right in ur ears so close to his release he had to let go of ur lips to bit his hand and supress any sound, not long after, u felt ur hand getting sticky moaning at this feeling u miss it so much, heeseung kept going until he emptied his balls, satisfied to see ur hand full of his cum, if only u were alone here he'd make sure u don't waste a drop of it, sunghoon guided his fingers full of ur slick into ur mouth making u suck on them "that's right make them clean whore" u moaned on his fingers driving him insane as he pushed his fingers deeper in your throat u almost gagged but held it, not wanting to make Joy who has seen everything through the screen's reflection notice, with a pop sunghoon removed his fingers letting go of ur breast as heeseung did the same, standing and leaving u there like a mess looking at jay shamefully as he shrugged his head disapointed.

U excused urself running to ur room face as red as a tomato u washed ur hand moaning after seeing how full of cum it is, u can't help it but wish that they follow u to ur room to finish what they were doing not satisfied fully by what they gave u, pussy still clenching around nothing, u sighed flustrated. Changing ur clothes u went to ur bed thinking about what just happened the fact that Jay saw u is turning u on more than it should, after minutes of thinking u find urself sleeping so tired from today's event. U woke up to a text notification, telling u that u'll be headed to a restaurant to meet the last contestant. U smiled excited to eat outside properly, picking a tight black dress with a golden chain on the collar, wearing ur favourite heels and applying a red lipstick, satisfied with ur look u wore some parfum going to ur bed to pick ur bag before u hear a knock again. Gulping and adjusting ur dress u opened the door just to find urself thrown to the wall hand tightly wrapped around ur lips, u widen ur eyes taking a back fromhow fast that happened just to see Jay looking at u darkely, jaw clenched as he come closer whispering with his other hand lifting ur dress and reaching inside ur panties hissing as u feel a weird object enter u "U really thought i'd act like nothing happened ha?" He rubbed the toy on ur folds making u moan quietly, "u see i couldn't bear the fact that i was left out " he continue rubbing on ur folds only faster this time making u squirm over his hand, he chuckled deeply "so i figured out i should teach u a lesson" he leaned on ur ears whispering "u r gonna have this inside u all the time at the diner" he licked ur earlobe "u better act well or it'd be so embarrasing" u moaned at the thought, he leaned back scanny ur fucked out state hips following his hand mouvement eyes rolled back this is all too much for u he pressed harder on ur lips "m really so disapointed on u, how could u leave ur client out?" He removed his hand from ur panties only when u were about to come leaving u whining and positioned it on ur left hip "but again i didn't know u'd be so perveted letting two men use u in front of everyone" u whimper from humiliation gasping when his knee got between ur thighs pressing directly on ur core "i'll tease u a lot tonight" he grinded his knee on ur core making ur knees feel like jelly if it wasn't for the hold he has on ur hip u'd be on the floor now "i'll make sure u come to my room tonight crying and begging me to fuck u"

No cause Jay here is gonna be 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

#enhypen fanfiction #kpop smut #kpop fanfic #enhypen x reader #enhypen jay #jay enhypen #enhypen jake #enhypen smut #enhypen sunghoon #enhypen scenarios #enhypen imagines #enhypen heeseung #heeseung x reader #heeseung smut #sunghoon x reader #sunghoon smut #jay x reader #jay smut #smut

[iloveslllycatss]

What about Miguel and reader having a movie night??

## — “𝐋𝐀𝐙𝐘 𝐏𝐔𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐄𝐒”

𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 ! 𝘮𝘪𝘨𝘶𝘦𝘭 𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘻 𝘹 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳

𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘴 ! 𝘪 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘨𝘶𝘦𝘭

𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 ! 𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘪𝘦𝘴.

“we are so stupid. why did we pick a horror movie out of all movies.”

“WE???!?!?! y/n, amor that was all YOU”

you two had been watching horror movies for the last 4 hours, this was his way of making it up to you after he came back from mexico. its not that you were mad at him or anything, just worried. and he felt guilty for leaving you behind, so this is how he makes up for it.

“miguel. i want water but im too lazy to get it.. and even if i WERE to get it, im too scared to go to the kitchen by myself….. can u come with me to get water 😞”

“yeah, babe. of course i can” he smiles, following you into the kitchen. when you two had made it there, you accidentally dropped something on the table, causing another thing to drop onto the floor… scaring you 

“FUCK NO PLZ DONT KILL ME NUN PLZ” you yelled, terrified for ur life until u heard miguel giggle behind you and start to tease you, sneaking his arms around your waist from behind. “dont worry amor, i’ll protect you from the nun” and you decided to tease right back 

“with your ninja skills?”

his jaw DROPPED. you did NOT. just say that. his karate moves were NOT ninja skills, he wasnt actually offended, but he let his fake offended face show up. causing you to giggle 

…

after you two had got back into the living room, you cuddling right back up to your lover, he smiles and wraps an arm around your shoulder. all was great until… a jumpscare popped up……….. you JUMPED. 

“awe migUEL FUCKING HELL HOLY SHIT”

miguel loved the way you hid your face in his chest when jumpscares came up, he loved the way you’d pout after it happened, complaining about the directors adding them in. he loved how you’d cling to him to the rest of the movie with him continuously telling you he’d protect you from all the monsters, giving u a wee bit of reassurance….

“amor dont worry, your very strong and handsome boyfriend will protect you from those monsters”

“miguel u kinda look like that one”

“bye.”

after the movie ended, you were scared shitless. you couldnt evej go to the DAMN BATHROOM without asking miguel to stand infront of the door and talk to u while you were pissing so you can assure he didnt leave you by urself. then after you got out, you’d look to him and ask

“one more?”

he groaned

“no more horror movies, y/n”

and your reply?

“youre a pussy, miguel”

@/ilovesillycats

plz don’t copy my work 😞

#runa ⭐️ writes #cobra kai #cobra kai x y/n #cobra kai x you #cobra kai x reader #cobra kai fluff #cobra kai incorrect quotes #karate kid #miguel diaz x reader #miguel #every time miguel comes up on screen i literally start jumping and fangirling fr. #miguel diaz #miguel diaz <3 #miguel fluff #miguel x fem reader #miguel x y/n #miguel diaz x y/n #miguel diaz x you #miguel x reader #miguel x you

[judeswhore]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGe193U4k/

sending this to jude sort of as a joke, cause you always show him the tiktoks that are about him, that wind up on your fyp, and he just loves how obsessed you are.

but then the days leading up to your birthday he’s sort of quiet, going shopping etc.

cut to waking up on your birthday, sort of disappointed that he’s not done something grand, and he’s just left for training, not even a note or breakfast anything.

getting home from work, confused cause it’s so quiet. and he’s just sprawled on the bed, all ur gifts by the end of the bed. bursting out laughing, him being confused cause its supposed to be romantic “it’s not funny”

ur genuinely worried he’s forgotten abt it bc usually he goes all out for ur bday and even in the days leading up to it he’s taking u out for dinner and everything and keeps dropping hints abt certain gifts or plans but he’s been silent this time. and ur pretty hurt abt it bc he falls asleep before midnight which means he doesn’t give u ur midnight kiss like he usually does and the morning of he’s up and awake before u and has left for training without leaving anything behind and now ur 100% convinced he’s forgotten and ur half furious half seriously upset. he literally just texts u saying good morning and to have a good day, saying he had to leave for training early for wtv reason and u cant even bring urself to reply. having to go to work and everything and then when u get home jude is already back and u have every intention to completely ignore him bc what kind of boyfriend forgets their girlfriend’s birthday?

but then the house is suspiciously quiet and when u go upstairs to ur room u literally freeze in the doorway bc u don’t know what to do w the sight in front of u. jude is literally sprawled naked on the bed and he’s gone as far as to put a rose in his mouth, so many presents around him and he’s got this smile on his face bc he’s just so proud of himself. but ur not saying anything, ur literally just staring at him bc??? and he looks kind of ridiculous so u cant help but let out this little giggle when u ask him what he’s doing. he’s just frowning at u, letting the rose drop and being all “what’re u laughing for? s’not supposed to be funny” and ur asking what it is supposed to be then and he’s looking at u like ur being stupid all “romantic, obviously” and he’s looking so offended over ur reaction but ur just kind of confused why he’s done it bc you’ve forgotten abt the video and when he explains u cant help but laugh even more but at the same time u love that he remembered something so small and silly and thought to do it for u.

climbing into the bed bed w him and just smothering his face in kisses bc he really is an angel and ur telling him u thought he’d forgotten and he’s so???? bc he wld never. him just telling u he wanted to do something funny and sweet for u and the video gave him a great idea. finally opening the gifts he got u and u cant help but keep giving him kisses bc u really appreciate him and u cant believe u thought he’d ever forget bc he’s the most thoughtful and attentive person you’ve ever met

#hey jude :)

[wendytestabrat]

kyle’s denial about how much his mom sucks is annoying af (FROM THE VAULT [2021])

I don’t get how Kyle constantly shits on Cartman for being fat and Cartman’s bad behaviors, but whenever someone calls Kyle’s mom out he gets all offended and defends her even though Kyle’s mom is all fat and obnoxious too DNDJEJ. It rlly shows how fake Kyle is. Honestly like I know you can’t always disrespect your parents and I feel like that’s the situation Kyle is in because his parents are rlly strict so he doesn’t wanna get in trouble but you should at least still have some awareness of when your parents suck and they don’t always have your best interest. Kyle’s life would actually be a lot easier if he admitted to himself that his parents are shitty and treat him like shit so he can just be himself more. And I guess this is partially why I like Stan & Cartman more as characters along with 47388392 other reasons bc we know they’re getting abused and shit too but Stan & Cartman are still AWARE of their sucky parents. Stan knows that Randy is an asshole and we even see Stan calling Randy out on his bullshit at times, and we know how much Cartman shits on his mom DHSJKSKSKS. I feel like the reason why Cartman loves picking on Kyle for his mom and there was also that moment where he told Kyle to go tell his mom she’s a fat skank is bc Cartman is just fucking sick of Kyle being fake and in denial about his situation, and he’s tired of Kyle taking out his aggression over his fat mom out on Cartman for being fat. It should be perfectly okay for Kyle to just openly admit and vent about his frustrations with his parents to his friends like all the other boys do, and we know Kyle does get annoyed and pissed off by his mom and dad but he just keeps it to himself and he deludes himself into thinking that they’re actually good parents that are doing the right thing even though they’re not. We saw in the episode “Super Hard PCness” how crazy Kyle got because he started acting too much like his mom and all the boys called him out for it which shows Kyle has really no awareness at this point of the negative effects Sheila has had on him.

update 2024: i remember when i was a kid how annoying i found it when other kids would just kiss up to their parents abt everything or act like their opinion on something and what they said is the ultimate truth. i would get into an argument with a bitch and he/she would be like “but my mom said this!1!1!!1” 😩 like idc if that’s what ur mom or dad said it aint true lol. and kyle does this shit a lot in the show he’ll act like his parents are the experts on everything like that time when him and cartman were arguing abt aspergers he was like “LET’S GO ASK MY DAD RIGHT NOW!1!1”

like it’s normal when you’re rlly young to look up to ur parents and view them as experts but i think a normal part of growing up is reaching a point where u realize no, ur parents aren’t actually experts in everything and don’t always have ur best interest at heart lol (and i think this normally happens around age 11 or 12 when u go through puberty which is pretty close to kyle’s age) and then u start thinking for urself more. it’s honestly sad kyle still hasn’t gotten to this point (while stan and cartman have), yet he acts like he’s smarter and maturer than everyone else smh lol.

#south park #kyman #KYMANRANTGARBAGE

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

Not to barge into your ask box once more but I love the idea of suguru needing you to need him. Like maybe you’re doing something in the kitchen and he offers help and you’re like it’s okay I got it and he’s just 🧍🏼‍♂️🧍🏼‍♂️cause he wants so bad to do things for you he’s so mom, his skin is crawling cause he wants to help you

REMMMMMMMM PSHDOEBJDJDI PLS NEVER EVER APOLOGIZE U R WELCOME TO BREAK IN WHENEVER U WANT THIS IS SOOOOO?????

im losing it a little as u can tell BUT U ARE SOOOOO CORRECT U GET HIM U DOOO…. i can ALWAYS trust u <33 literally no character is as mother coded as sugu is. mommy coded if u will….. “he needs you to need him” EXACTLY THIS i think he thrives off being ur caretaker like . it’s what gives him meaning. satisfaction. purpose even. he sees it as his duty and he’s SO serious about it.

canonically suguru NEEDS meaning to carry on and live his life or else he falters and i think that when he’s in love that really does translate into him seeing you & your happiness as his meaning. i think he feels loved when he makes you feel loved. i think he gets his fill just from watching you eat. i think he’s so comfortable giving that it almost feels like taking. when he loves you, he feels as if he’s fulfilling his purpose.

so when you deny him & his service i really do think he just . stands there w his eyebrow raised LMAOOO THE MENTAL IMAGE U PUT INTO MY BRAIN REM …. 😭😭 he’s borderline OFFENDED like wdym???? he knows you can do it yourself but you shouldn’t have to!!!!! <- that’s the kind of mentality he has and it’s maybe a little condescending but mostly sweet ok….. “his skin is crawling cause he wants to help you” NO LITERALLY THOUGHHH he’s just. he wants to help you SO badly that his skin physically starts to itch

…. im just thinking abt that One text post w stsg opening jars for their gfs LMAO like that’s soooo sugu. he wants to be your lover, your soulmate, your jar-opener <333 no lid is too tight for him to unscrew. he’d find it cute if u denied him and struggled trying to open it by urself but when u REFUSE to let him help he’s just . 🤨 gives u side eye and everything….. he NEEDS u to need him u are so right rem. so blatantly correct

also side note kind of but OHHHH SUGU IN THE KITCHEN ….. put him in there. that’s where he belongs. my top settings for sugu are 1) kitchen 2) coffee shop and 3) the sea idk why but he just belongs there ok??? HEAVY on kitchen i just . the kitchen being a place of love .. of comfort & of nourishment :((( it’s just perfect for him. he wants to be your caretaker soooo bad and that includes him cooking for you + making you breakfast + watching you eat until he’s sure you’ve had your fill.

i think that he associates your kitchen with his love for you because of this….. like he walks in and the sun is shining and you’re dangling your legs off the counter and he just feels truly at peace. i need him so bad i might go insane

#REM THIS REWIRED MY BRAIN TYSM <3333 eating this thought right up nom nom #sugu my acts of service king <33 #no one is as acts of service as him im sorry but its true #the only one that comes close is gumi . maybe nanami too ….. WAIT CHOSO he’s right behind sugu i think. BUT NO ONE ELSE OK……… #“he needs you to need him” ohhhh rem this sentence is gonna live in my brain until the end of time #he needs u to need him and boy oh boy do i need him #ask tag ✩ #rem !! ✩

[my-castles-crumbling]

CAS,

IT'S ME HI!

IM CARING ANON

IT'S ME. (this was a shitty T Swizzle reference but hey im in a good mood.)

Get urself a snack coz this is gonna be longgg. And also this is the final update.

So last time when i had updated u Lottie had asked me if she could think over my proposition. And this morning she texted me saying that she wants to meet J & I at the local Starbucks before school. I was like ok, and i told J. He was suspicious coz he thought I had told Lottie about his plan (he was correct tho lmao).

So once we met her at Starbucks, Lottie did something i wasn't expecting her to do. She came out to J (and me)!!

This is kind of how it went down:

Lottie: so I have to tell you something very important.

J: what is it?

Lottie: I'm a lesbian.

Me: *choking on my coffee*

J: LMAOO ok.

Me:...

Lottie:...

Me: oh you're serious?

Lottie: yes

J: oh damn

J: *to me* you knew didn't you? that's why u were convincing me it's not a good idea.

Me: *awkward nod*

Lottie: it's not her fault, i had asked her not to.

J: wow ok.

( a very uncomfortable and long pause later)

J: I'm sorry idk how to react , nobody has ever come out to me b4r.

Lottie: it's ok. I just wanted to put it out there, coz this was causing a lot of awkwardness amongst us.

J: awkwardness? did u know that I fancy u?

Me: *very awkward laugh*

Lottie: no, actually i fancied *my name*.

J: WHAT

Lottie: yeah

J: why? there are a lot of other girls who are wayy hotter than her.

Me: *lowkey offended* excuse me?

J: it's true.

Lottie: *laughs*

J: all seriousness though, thank you for telling me. Do you want me to keep it a secret?

Lottie: yes, just for sometime. Till I'm confident enough to tell everyone.

Me: ofc, u need to come out when you're comfortable. There's no deadline. You can trust us.

Lottie: thanks.

After that we talked about some random shit and then we walked to school.

Also Lottie told me that she will be keeping some distance with us not because she doesn't want to be friends anymore but bcoz she needs to get over me.

(p.s- after school i took J to Nando's coz I knew he was sad)

So yeah that's the end of it, and I'm so fucking relieved that it all went well. And a huge part of it goes to you, Cas. Your advice really helped otherwise god knows what would've happened.

SO THANK YOU SO MUCH!! ILY 💕💕💕 YOU'RE LIKE AN AMAZING OLDER SISTER. EVERYONE IN UR LIFE IS SO LUCKY TO HAVE YOU!!!!

With lots of love,

Caring Anon ♥️

Hi!!!

Oh, I’m so glad things went decently! I was a bit worried for J, lol. Also, don’t give me too much credit, you did amazing! You definitely live up to your anon name! I hope you have such a great day!

<3 <3 <3

#ask #asks #ask cas #caring anon

[haezzzn]

8 + 14 for the ask game!!

⋆⭒ 🪄˚｡ ݃ �� tysm for asking! 𓂃  ›  just like magic!

is there any rumor netizens made up abt u or ur group that actually made u laugh out loud? is there a rumor that genuinely offended u?

“a rumor that made me laugh? i don’t know maybe that me and heeseung hyung wrestled to see who would be in txt and who would go to i-land. that’s kinda crazy because he can’t fight at all….but maybe that’s why you guys thought we fought? i don’t really like fighting though even though i’m spiderman, i use my powers for music not fighting. so it would be an unfair advantage over him because he’s not spiderman.” haemin nods to himself, proud of his answer. “and i don’t know if any rumor has made me sad, i don’t really get sad honestly.”

if u had to put urself in a new group with idols of ur choice, which idols would u want to team up with? is there any existing group u would want to join?

“you guys are so good at asking questions! hmmm i think i always wanna be in a group with kisung hyung (@wondrelove), because i need him. but other than him then i think being in a group with cléo from stray kids (@hausofanya), friday from aespa (@synkfriday), seongbin from zelos (@ovcrzelos), ummm and i don’t know. i’d be grateful, if i had to debut again, to be with anyone!” he goes to read another comment but his head snaps up. “did you guys know i could’ve been in enhypen? they almost said i was too young for txt so i would’ve went on i-land. do you guys think i would’ve been good in enhypen? i like their music i think i could’ve done it.”

#⋆⭒ 🪄˚｡ ݃ asks! 𓂃 › just like magic!

[the-rainbow-lesbian]

idk rlly know if ur the right person for this but I hate when ppl who grew up never rlly caring abt their sexuality/they lived in a good area/ has accepting parents/liked the opposite sex still/etc. act like ur crazy for not accepting urself. do u get that? like my friend got offended a couple days ago bc.. basically someone asked if I was gay and I said no i’m straight.. and then she was like “dude why would u lie” or one time my exgf got mad at me after she casually told a (decently large) group of ppl from my school that we used to date, and I asked her to pls not tell ppl that bc i didn’t want anyone to know i was gay.. those r just random examples cos idrk how to explain but like do u get what i mean

I get it, I told my straight roommate from a homophobic country that I was gay and she was upset I didn’t tell her and I am like I had to consider my safety (in the sense of her not being hostile to me) and also how comfortable she is around gay people and she was upset that I had to hide and upset I thought she was homophobic, really not a helpful reaction 🤦‍♀️

I think it’s up to the person who they come out to and you shouldn’t be pressured to do it, I am always careful about not outing my gay friends.

[honeytonedhottie]

Idk why I do things for people I put themselves first but when I need them the most they are just gone

I had online friend uk she got into fights and most people were against her nd she would like " can u mssge this friend I had fight with and make her understand this or ask this ? " . And as the people pleaser I am I did messge and the friend I mssged cuz this online friend asked me to , she became rude too .

Thus online friend got mad at me when I said thay I found her fav artist (k-pop ) westernized and didn't like their new music . But they got offended and removed me from the grp they started acting weird and forgot me when they got their old friends back who they had fight with.

Almost 99% people I talked to online they made me feel bad ngl

Also I always helped my real life friends when they needed me the most but then they didn't help me when I needed them. I realized the help I was giving to other people I needed that kind of help the most at that time but stupid me choose to help them

its okay anonie 🥹 you're human and u make mistakes! the important thing is that u learn from ur mistakes and dont repeat them anymore. its good that u acknowledge and recognize that u put others before urself, that way, u can change and not be a people pleaser anymore. but dont beat urself up about past mistakes 🫶🏽

#advice #honeytonedhottie⭐️ #ask🌸

[dullweapons]

If you could give a single piece of advice to new people in the roleplay community, what would it be?

i see you've sent this to a few others nonny : twiliae's post is v good & so is puxrlunae's . i haven't seen others on my dash at the time of writing ( tho i can guess other ppl have been asked but idk lol ) but imma try not to duplicate what they said but / shrug

i'd recommend learning when you do need to stay in your own lane & have some critical thinking . don't push yourself into drama cause the rpc says you just have to stay informed & don't believe everything you see . i've seen a callout where they screamed that the person the callout was about was transphobic cause they used the wrong pronoun for a muse ..........in a whole roleplay where they than used the correct pronoun & it was simply a mistype in one or two places . but the callout post highlighted the wrong pronoun use to make sure you believed them & not the would-be offender & people are quick to the gun . this wasn't in the zelda rpc nor any connected one & was years ago so i don't remember anything beyond it was so shitty to bend the truth . like maybe english was their second language so they got confused or forgot or maybe someone writes the same muse with different pronouns ?? idk

sometimes it's better to just turn around & go back to writing ur little doll kissing ur friends doll lol

this is why my rules states this :

i do read the callout posts but i reserve the right to my own opinion that may differ from yours . please do not come to me if someone i am writing with has a callout post unless they have done something illegal ( child grooming , abuse , major harm , ect )

it's not so much my own opinion in the way of " oh i don't think what they did was wrong ✨ " & more of " does this callout have any weight ? " & sometimes i find that no , no it does not .

beyond that idk ... write for urself , be nice to others . you don't have to have fancy graphics to special formatting you just need to follow common courtesy . you want fun questions & starters you gotta also send them to others . tag ur triggers . don't reblog threads if they aren't for you & enjoy your time here because its a hobby !! don't stress if you feel like your writing isn't the best ⸺ you will only improve the more you write & soon you'll find yourself writing some really sexy threads with amazing friends <;3

also !!!!! you can find resource blogs that have posts about what you need to know or what might be helpful if you're super new & find xkit weird ( i had such a hard time figuring out xkit vs new xkit vs xkit rewritten omg but resource blogs helped a lot ) or don't get what reblog karma is or other little things like that . some even have templates for free or good prices ! i'll list a few that i follow & use still :

poohsources , rpclefairy , soulrph , & plenty more are here ! just search some tags like rp resources , rph , carrd templates , ect ! you're bound to find the help ur looking for !

anyway this isn't a single thing !!!!!!! i just went off !!!!! i event trimmed some of the advice cause it was repeating what other ppl said but oops lol hope this helps !!!

#⸻ OOC : answered ✦ im going by the seat of my pants ˎˊ˗ #( idk if ur new or this was like ..... a thought experiment ?? but eh it might help someone lol )

[theangryjikooker]

I know u call urself a ‘reasonable jikooker’ or something of the sort but u literally jump at any opportunity to make them not real, which is kinda crazy 😭 n he doesn’t rlly keep up w all the members the same bc he said he watched suchwita n it was only Jimins ep he watched lol. N u insinuating jungkook sleeps around is a bit weird nth wrong w it ofc but weird. Idk why u think that because u talk in a sophisticated way ur entitled to have such weird opinions that r valued high but anyway 😁

Okay, if we’re putting on our petty fighting gloves.

I don’t think they’re dating. Full stop. This is known, but you clearly don’t read or have a full understanding of my space, so I’m not surprised. Of course I’m going to say shit like this, but don’t let that stop you on my account. Ship all you want, but if you want to react to my posts, know that you do so of your own volition. If you have to send me an ask because I’ve offended your shipper sensibilities, that’s on you. Take accountability, something shippers have no sense for, so good luck.

P.S. Clearly language nuance is not your forte because if you haven’t noticed—which you haven’t because your comprehension skills are noticeably absent—I’ve never said Jungkook is for sure sleeping around. In what I’ve observed of him, I’ve deduced that it’s a possibility.

Coming to my space without thinking. Absolute dumbass.

#TAJ asks #toxic jikookers can gtfo #jikook #kookmin #jeon jungkook #jungkook

[nines-09]

the perfectionist artist experience is having every nonartist around u be confused and borderline offended when u throw out one of ur own drawings that u didnt like

the perfectionist artist experience is having every nonartist around u be confused and borderline offended when u r even somewhat critical of ur own art. they will say, but u r so good, why r u so mean to urself. and u will say. bc i know i can do better. bc u literally can do better and wouldnt do better if u just always settled with a kinda ok drawing

the perfectionist artist experience is having people ask u to draw shit for them. and u saying no.

and these are the only conversations i ever have when i am drawing with ppl who do not consider themselves artists

#it doesnt bother me THAT much ive just noticed that this literally always happens #i think its crazy that ppl will be like 'but ur being so mean to urself!!!' #NO i simply am recognizing ways in which my art could improve which is entirely normal #literally everyone who is really good at a thing will start being critical of themself #unless they dont plan on improving #i find it so odd that criticism is so often seen as synonymous with hatred #i respect the desire to not be critical. but that doesnt mean being critical is bad #but yeah #art #artist things

[todayisawthewhxlewxrld]

NOOO? NOOOOOOOOO WTF NOOOO. NOT EVEN A FEW MINUTES AFTER MY ASK I SCROLL ON TUMBLR, AND FIND A NANAMI ONE? I DIDN'T READ THE TAGS, I NEVER READ THE TAGS. WHY WHY WHYYYYYY, WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO NANAMI? WHY WOULF YOU MAKE HIM THE READERS UNCLE, WHY WOULD YOU WRITE SOMETHING LIKE THAT?!?! WHY IS IT A FETISH THING??? I'M SERIOUSLY REPULSED THEY'RE SICK IN THE HEAD?? HELLPPPP I CAN'T.

not my dear Nanami, NOT MY DEAR NANAMI. WHYYYYY. I'm sorry if you guys like.. That stuff.. But personally, I find it so strange and I want people like that FAR from me. It said "Uncle Nanami" and my smile faded. I gave it the benefit of the doubt, yk? Maybe it was just a fluff about Uncle Nanami comforting us, NOPE. My smile FADED when the "gift", the reader recieved was A UM.. YK WHAT TOY? Dawg I'm crying, I'm in tears. I'm sobbing, and screaming. I'm throwing a tantrum rn, I SERIOUSLY felt the earth shatter around me. Axel I apologize for my vent, but I CAN'T 😭🙏 I also apologize if anything I say offends people, but keep that SHIT AWAY FROM ME. I'm actually considering mass reporting the oneshot, I can't. I feel bad because they put effort into it, BUT WHY PUT EFFORT INTO THAT OUT OF ALL THINGS? I can't look at Nanami the same. They made him a perv, and that's one thing, but AN UNCLE PERV IS A WHOLE OTHER LEVEL. Deepest darkest pit of hell for the writer. I'm ashamed that I even saw it, that I even gave it the time of day. But I'm proud to say the second it got weird, I LEFT immediately. I'm so baffled. I'm shocked.

This is enough to put me in a coma, and I refuse to be awake any longer because of this. I want to forget. Therefore, I'm popping some melatonins and getting my ass in bed. This is not a boogie worthy night. I am not busting it down happily rn. I'm busting it down in HORROR AND TERROR. Again, apologies if I offend. But I just.. I can't.. Life isn't real, people aren't real. I CANNOT be real. This is a fever dream, and I NEED to wake up.

Xoxo.. 👽 whos twerking all while feeling mortified.

bae u gotta start reading those tags … especially on tumblr of all places… kinks n fetishes u didn’t even know existed be going down here 😭😭😭 SAVE URSELF THE PAIN AND JUST QUICKLY GLANCE AT THOSE TAGS ITLL BE OK BAE 🤞🤞🤞🤞

but at least it helped knock ur ass out ?😍😍

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