#if you make this please send me photos!

[jewishtwig]

Twig’s Hamentashen Recipe:

Yield: approximately 20 cookies

2 eggs

3/4 cup of granulated sugar

1/2 cup canola oil

1 1/2 tsp baking powder

1 tsp vanilla extract

2 pinches of salt

2 1/4 cups of flour (you may need slightly more or less)

Preheat the oven to 350°F (177°C)

Beat the eggs with a fork in a large bowl then add everything except the flour. Mix well.

Slowly incorporate the flour a bit at a time (you may need to start using your hands) until the mixture isn’t sticking to your fingers a lot and the dough is workable.

Roll the dough out to about a fourth of an inch thick then cut out the cookies using a 3” round cookie cutter or the lip of a cup, a can, etc.

Transfer to a tray then fill with 1 tsp of filling. If you add too much it will leak out so be careful!

Fold your hamentachen into a triangle however you prefer. I usually pinch them since I find it keeps the fillings in better.

Bake for 15-20 minutes until the tips are slightly golden.

Filling ideas: canned pie fillings if you want something quick, Nutella, chocolate chip cookie dough cheesecake, caramel (my favorite), birthday cake cheesecake, strawberry jam, peach preserves, brownie batter (used less than one tsp since it expands), marshmallow fluff with chocolate chips (also less than 1tsp), etc!

Add sprinkles, coca powder, or mini chocolate chips, spices, etc. to your dough for extra fun!

#if you make this please send me photos! #recipe #hamentashen #hamentashen recipe #Purim #the photo is from last year but I don’t feel like taking new ones right now #jumblr #judaism #jewish posting

[newobsessioneveryweek]

A little redraw for @apollosgiftofprophecy she's been deprived for too long

🫴🏻✨

Here's the Original

Which do you prefer? I think Commodus looks wayyy more sinister in this version and Lester looks more... Scared :(

The song I imagine playing in the background of this scene is "Bad Blood" by Taylor Swift 😄 it just fits

#apollo #trials of apollo #toa #the dark prophecy #commodus #commodus toa #apollo toa #toa apollo #toa commodus #brook kinda draws #redraw #send Commodus straight to jail #i am hesitant to tag this as copollo because Commodus is a massive creep in this drawing #Lester's a child! who is also a 4000 year old god! but still in the form of a child! but yet somehow reminds you of your lover! #who at the time was like 2000 years old! #its so confusing #ill tag it anyway because this technically is canon #copollo #and Apollo is still #ya know #4000 years old #but saying that makes me feel like those creepy weeb anime boys who try to explain perving on a child by saying she's technically 200 #cause she's a different species and they age differently even though she looks 9 #please forgive! #I'm not a creepy weeb! #also #not me snapping photos of me grabbing my own face to get the reference i wanted XD #i can never draw in public lol #especially not copollo 🫢 #SoundCloud

[skitskatdacat63]

I would commit murder to see the interview these pictures are from

#im feeling very monza 2011 today i guess!!! #nah but seriously PLEASE I WANT TO WATCH THIS SO BAD #I NEED CONTEXT FOR THEIR INCREDIBLY AWKWARD HUG #let me describe these photos for you bcs they are all just peak vettonso: #the first one where theyre smiling and looking at each other 🥰🥰🥰 #and the second where theyre both smiling at the interviewer(?) #third and fourth i describe as: twink about to pounce #like seriously seb what is he talking about that is making you look at him like you want to eat him #fifth is sending me like ITS SO AWKWARD AND I LOVE IT #just my fav thing about 2010s vettonso where seb is so excitable and touchy and etc #and nando is like: i dont want to be here rn get him off me DJKFLGL #stop it Fernando. i know you want to. #and then last one idk i really like it. you guys know how i feel abour chairs. #i guess to me theres something about how differently they're sitting #like seb is more open and relaxed and Fernando is a lot more curled up and small #ANYWAYS WHERE IS THE VIDEO OF THIS 😭😭😭😭 I NEED IT #this actually adds to my bafflement abt their dynamic at this gp #bcs this is how the race wknd starts off and isnt it truly wonderful? that fernando then says 3 days later: fuck u my boy #f1 #formula 1 #sebastian vettel #fernando alonso #vettonso #2011 italian gp #we do a little bit of f1

[lizablackthorn]

il predestinato della ferrari

#their favorite boy🥹🫶🏻😭 #sedicii😭😭😭😭 #my fav genre of photos seriously #also there was a photo of charles hugging with the team it was after the race #it was either ausgp2022 or austraingp2022 #not really sure sbinalino was posted it #one of my fav useres unfortunately deactivated #if you can find it please send it to me #i looked everywhere but couldn’t find it #f1 #f1blr #f1edit #f1 fandom #charles leclerc #f1 ferrari #ferrari #charles leclerc edit #f1 aesthetic #*my editing #there’s no way of making stupid rumors because that man is happy in red #walking ferrari #also their favorite boy❤️

[sportsthoughts]

.

#oh i am a bit tired tonight folks. had a nice time yesterday trawling through old pens forums and linking back some posts to here #(all with links because like - it's nice to share where you've found fun stuff right?) no point gatekeeping at all - we don't own content #and then the same old people once again somehow by chance post the exact same five or six photos 5 minutes after #and yeah. great minds think alike right? you were probably trawling a not touched since 2015 forum too at the same time. it's possible #and out of the hundreds of photos on there you decided to make the exact selection i did. it's possible right? #and truthfully i don't really care because i'm posting this stuff because my blog is MY personal archive and it's stuff I want to catalogue #but when you have blocked as many blogs and sideblogs as you can and people are still finding you and send you shitty anons for just... #daring to use the player tags? cataloging stuff by literally tagging the player's name? ughhhhh it's exhausting how can i block you when yo #are the tumblr equivalent of hydra regrowing a new fake sideblog pretending to be a different person every week. #sorry i know this ranting into the abyss is pointless but i have a few more posts scheduled for tonight and i know i'll wake up tomorrow #and miraculously the same ones will be posted on the same people's blogs 5 minutes after me and it's just so childish #but yeah. we all know who they are and i'm just a little tired of it and hearing the stories of people being harassed in their inboxes/dms #anyway anyway anyway. i think i shall just take a break from posting stuff because feeling a little disheartened! and uncomfortable #because i feel watched. please stop using other blogs to find me. please stop talking about me in your tags. touch some grass my friends

[heffrondriving]

oh well, at least seeing my fave boys re-recording paralyzed in the studio instantly cheered me up ahh ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა they just sound so good and never miss with those stunning vocals!!! 💖 istg if this song doesn't happen bc of all this brainrot tomfoolery abt it i'm going to throw hands >:((

#kendall in his Cool Dad™ shades aND HIS LIL BEARD STROKE BEFORE SINGING GOT ME FLOORED TALENT IS STORED IN THE SCHMIDT SCRUFF CONFIRMED!!!! #also the way ken smiles proudly at carlos and claps while he kills it on the mic;; my soul is entirely cleansed +1000 kenlos love hp :'>✨ #ALSO YESSS FINALLY JUSTICE FOR MORE CARLOS SONG PARTS PLEASE AND THANK YOU VV MUCH!!! <3 #i never really talked abt it here but please know that his chorus in honey is one of my most favourite things in the world ever and it's a #HUGE reason why honey is my most fave new btr song so far. smth about it just itches my brain and sends me into excited zoomies like a pup #my hopes for this is that they really amp the new instrumentals. like proper rock levels with distorted guitars and crunchier mixing ykyk #make us really feel that hype!!! it's one of the main reasons paralyzed has never quite been up there for me but that's only bc i'm an emo #pop-punker metalhead loser with too many expectations who's been dying to cover said song in a mad post-hardcore style forever so yeah #i wamnt them to release paralyzed so bad;; if y'all asinine fucks screwed this for everyone up big time i am going to turn into the joker ! #n e way *makes shitty meme on my directly on my google photos to cope with the online stress and dreadful waiting and hits post* #btr #big time rush #kendall schmidt #carlos penavega #paralyzed #song #video #rusher #stop it forever #big time songs #good luck loverboy #do pretty girl don't speak

[zombiesun]

im a little confused about the cgi post, obviously it's ridiculous to compare people making fun of cgi to actual critiques of irl women's bodies but what about it is angering aside from being sort of dumb? feel like i'm missing some kind of context

when a studio casts a thin conventionally attractive woman to portray someone who canonically looks like this

and then said studio responds to the obvious and inevitable backlash by placing the emphasis on people trying to "control" CGI women's bodies by claiming that said backlash would have been exactly the same if they had made her look more like a bodybuilder. not only are they just throwing around buzzwords for the sake of deflection but they clearly are misunderstand the root of the backlash. (and also the reality of how women's bodies are depicted in media in general) it has nothing to do with the audience controlling women's bodies and everything to do with the fact that hollywood has an incredibly narrow idea of how women are allowed to exist onscreen and that instead of depicting their main character accurately. (a character whose entire existence is literally just a contrast to traditional comic gender roles by being a buff, powerful, and not-thin woman) they instead remove every. single. aspect. of her character by making her skinny and muscular in an instagram influencer way. something digestible and conventionally pretty and very, very safe and then they have the fucking gall to say that people are mad because they are "trying to control women's bodies."

not to say that she-hulk singlehandedly is setting back feminism by depicting the direct female counterpart to the fucking hulk as a a thin pretty woman. but they are wrong when they say that people being upset by it is "controlling women's bodies" when really people are upset that the one time marvel has a chance to cast a not thin woman in a major role they don't just fumble the bag, but they fuck up the bag so astronomically that now no one wants to watch it because she-hulk literally just looks like a green slightly fit woman catered exclusively for the male gaze. it's upsetting. it makes me really, really mad. it's just another grim reality that hollywood only sees women as worth narrators of a story if they are pretty and thin and fuckable (to straight men).

and finally, it's just the fact that the backlash they would have gotten if they casted a bigger muscular woman would not only have been very different but it would have been different in such a dark and fucked up way that is only generated when men are forced to watch a media about a woman they can't objectify.

#mailbox #anoncore #she-hulk #now listen. I do not read she-hulk comics i just love buff women because i'm a gay person with eyes #and I hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hollywood culture around thin bodies it is one of the things that make me most mad #that is why! hope that gives you some understanding of why it makes me upset beyond words #fucking controlling women's bodies. i am waiting outside the directors house with a metal pipe #and before anyone sends me photos of like. thin she-hulk in the comics i want you to know that u are part of the problem #and i have no problem also beating you with a metal pipe. please experience thought constructively

[idsb]

I’ve started getting so many Karen’s in my Etsy shop and they’re all in my inbox and they’re all so fUCKING unreasonable and are all gonna leave me bad reviews when I’m trying so hard to help them, I’m gonna scream

#this person’s item came damaged and the packaging looks like its FUCKED #so i wanna go after USPS about it bc im legitimately upset! and get USPS to refund me to refund her #and this girl is like. i will NOT send you a photo of the hat #when she sent me more pics of the packaging i asked for in the same message #so i was like okay you can ship it back then i’ll buy you a shipping label (bc that makes me not believe its damaged so like. #i’ll just refund you and get the hat back! #to which she’s like im not doing that its a waste of my time #and i was like okay! so take a photo please so i can see #it takes 30 seconds! #and she’s just like. no this is ridiculous why are you not helping me #and its hard cause like #im GENUINELY really sad at the condition it was shipped in #i sent it in a padded BOX and she got it in some ripped up paper bag #and i genuinely want to make it better and she’s literally not allowing me to and then yelling at me #and i know im gonna get a bad review and igs like #im trying so fUCKING hard to help you ):

[fungi-maestro]

I have discord server where I basically write out ideas for character monologues (because I really enjoy writing them! Talking to myself is my greatest joy!) and I thought this would be too wordy to make into a comic or anything, so you guys get to read the unedited log, if you so choose.

#sealwrites #oc: the freak #its a rough idea draft so there are typos and shit but yeah this is what i do in my spare time #i know what it all means but it might not make perfect sense #if anyone has comments or complaints please feel free to send me an ask. I'll maybe post more of the ones that didnt make it as comics. #theres a roger one i like #also by unedited i mean the content of the writing is the same as the rough draft #the photos have obviously been manipulated to be imo more visually appealing #not the color though i use anolled discord so it's black and white #its way easier for me to read than white on grey #i can teach you how to turn it on if you ask mr #anyway. very rough so yesh #arc

[ibtisams]

I AM DOING A HUNGER STRIKE FOR GAZA

It has been almost 200 days of genocide in Gaza, and during this time Palestinians have been in the worst stage of starvation and famine. Children have begun dying from starvation and malnutrition, and more and more photos of Palestinian children are coming out where the child is nothing more than skin and bones.

Personally, I know I take the food I eat for granted every single day. I am no more deserving of a meal than the children of Gaza, so for that reason me and a few of my friends will be doing a minimum of FIVE day hunger strike in solidarity with my brothers and sisters in Palestine.

We will be starting on 1 May, as to hunger strike safely there is preparation needed. I making this post now in case anyone wants to join me and will want to prepare. I am not doing a dry hunger strike, I will be having fluids and I also don’t believe I will be able to hunger strike safely for more than 15 days for health reasons.

“Sponsor me” on my hunger strike!

If you send me proof of a $50 USD donation to Anera (the equivalent of feeding 180 Palestinians), I will add ONE day to my hunger strike (a maximum of 15 days)

Join me on my hunger strike!

If you think this is something you would be able to participate in, I encourage you to participate in any capacity that you can- as long as you’re doing it SAFELY

Here is a resource I have been following to prepare ***YOU CAN’T JUST START A HUNGER STRIKE BY CUTTING OUT FOOD COMPLETELY AND NOT PREPARING***

If you want to participate, please do your research and do it safely. I am doing this for the Gazan children who don’t have a choice right now, and I know in my heart I owe it to them. There is so much we consider a basic right and take for granted that people in Gaza don’t have access to. This hunger strike is solely in solidarity/raise money for Anera, there is no specific end result.

More information on hunger strikes (and why they needed to be prepared for if you’re choosing to do one)

#in case anyone gets weird about it I am Palestinian #this is important to me #I also am not kidding a hunger strike can go very wrong if not done properly #so if you actually want to do it properly you need to be preparing and doing research #ask box is back open for proof of donations #🦢

[povlnfour]

ੈ✩‧₊˚ HOW DO YOU TURN THIS THING OFF? — LN4

pairing: lando norris x girlfriend!reader

summary: fans love when you make appearances in landos streams. it’s usually because he doesn’t know where something is, and the internet goes crazy over their favorite certified himbo. on one stream, you get a taste of your own medicine when lando tasks you with turning the live feed off, and fans get a little more of an insight into your relationship

genre: established relationship, humour

ੈ✩‧₊˚ yourusername just tweeted

ੈ✩‧₊˚ user2 just made a thread

ੈ✩‧₊˚ landonorris just posted a photo

liked by yourusername and 406,409 others

landonorris dinner date then stream, be there or be square, 6pm

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maxfewtrell did she have to show you how to use a knife and fork too?

yourusername i definitely had to show him how to fill my wine glass up when it was empty

user PUT Y/N ON THE STREAM WE WANT MORE Y/N

user if he comes on in a dress shirt i’m Dead

user oh they’ve all definitely seen the thread😭😭

ੈ✩‧₊˚ user just posted a thread

ੈ✩‧₊˚ yourusername just posted a photo

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yourusername this time it was my own stupidity that let the secret out. and i didn’t have to show him how to propose! he did it all on his own accord!

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user YOU’RE SUCH AN ICON

user only lando and y/n could accidentally expose their own engagement

user THE CAPTION😭😭 she really has kept him alive all these years huh

user ‘i wouldn’t want to think of a life without you anyway’ now if that’s not meant to be than what is

landonorris i love you

landonorris really quick whilst we’re at it,,, where tf do we keep the spare phone chargers?

yourusername oh.. oh baby. i’ll be home in 5

————

a/n: hELLO! so the snippet from this got over 200 notes and i couldn’t wait to post it because you all loved it so much!

for the rest of my wips, check out the wip game linked in my pinned post!!

all of your feedback over the last few days has made me so happy sjdjsjs, any thoughts please feel free to send i am having so much fun creating for you guys. i seriously appreciate every like comment ask and follow!! anon emojis are now listed in my bio so if you wanna chat a bunch, have a look at what’s free !

- giselle

taglist (found here): @idkiwantchocolatee @vellicora @alessioayla @bborra @crimeshowjunkie @minkyungseokie @paolexsstuff @celestialpato @champagnelovers101 @loxbbg @hobiismyhopeu @tsukishitm-a @moonypixel @champagneproblems17 @ironmaiden1313 @lqvesoph @sunflower-golden-vol6 @six-call @skatingiswalkingincursive @peqch-pie @m0cha-bunny @woozarts @he6rtshaker @iluvvmeeee @goldenalbon @izzy-marvel @lucyysthings @lichterfee @tallrock35 @treehouse-house @iloveyou3000morgan

#f1 x reader #f1 #lando norris #lando norris x reader #lando norris imagine #lando norris au #mclaren #lando norris blurb #lando norris scenario #lando norris smau

[ars-matron]

I really need to talk for a minute about this new mobile update and how much I as a legally blind person hate whatever the hell is going on with the photos and how it's making this app nearly impossible for me to use

I'm not sure the same thing is happening on the desktop version but for those who may not know in the app whenever you tap on a photo it used to just pop up and you could double tap to enlarge it and zoom in and scroll around and all was great.

A double tap now likes the photo and it must be pinched and pulled to zoom in and out. A mild annoyance, and nothing compared to the rest of the update. If you scroll up, which I do frequently when trying to navigate an enlarged photo, it will send you to ANOTHER photo based on the tags of the post.

That's right, a completely different photo!!! A feature no one asked for and no one wants!! This isn't facebook, or instagram, and maybe tiktok but I never had that so this is a guess. When I click on the photo I only want to see that photo (or in the case of multiple photos in a post I want to be able to easily scroll side to side for those). I do not want to be taken to another post!!! Also if you scroll too far to the left you are then sent to the profile of the person who reblogged the post. I do not know why. Who wants this feature? Is it a feature at all?

As someone who only taps on a photo because I cannot see it and I need to enlarge it, this is beyond a simple annoyance. I cannot navigate the photo like I need, there's a hair trigger on whether it sends you to a new post completely or if you are sent to the profile of the reblogger. Neither, again, are things I want. this leaves me having to back track a lot, re-zoom the photo as it reverts back to normal, and hope dearly that this time I can just read the damned text before it freaks out again.

I haven't seen anyone else talk about this outside of the tags, but really this is making the app unusable for me, and I'm sure for many others.

@staff I know you guys haven't cared about your disabled community much in the past (other photo updates that stopped allowing me to zoom into gifs is proof of that) but please don't make this app unusable for me. I would rather not have to leave.

#staff #tumblr update #tumblr #thanks tungle #I really hate it #please put it back #it's worse even that instagram or facebook because at least I can stop those from moving on and well #I feel like I singed up for that sort of thing with them

[hyenabrainedpup]

Fuck I'm so horny and wet and i can't even do anything about it because I'll get interrupted for dinner soon

#maybe you should make it worse anyway #tell me how you want to use me #or send me photos #just get me so needy that i can't even focus on eating #nsft #trans nsft #ftm nsft #please #send dms #send pics #begging

[pixiesndberries]

𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐑 𝐅𝐔𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄 𝐇𝐔𝐒𝐁𝐀𝐍𝐃, 𝐉𝐉𝐊 𝐌𝐄𝐍 —

a small series of Jujutsu Kaisen men as your husband !

☆ OUR STARS : Nanami Kento, Gojo Satoru, Geto Suguru, Choso Kamo, Aoi Todo, Toji Fushiguro, and more !

━ REQUESTED BY : none

━⁠ WARNINGS : none

ෆ PIXIE'S NOTE ! : heya pookies I know it's been a while 🙏🏻 but here I am creating another series to pay off the days I wasn't posting so much —⁠ forgive me my pookies 🏃🏻‍♀️💨 we have holiday break so I'm going to grind a lot 😝

NANAMI KENTO, as your husband !

• Nanami is the perfect standard for male wife, argue with the wall —⁠ this man knows how to cook, clean his home, does his own laundry, and mostly basic life skills that most men barely know which is pretty much a big turn on.

Nanami who always supports your decision as long as it doesn't have any bad effects in your life, he respects you a lot to whatever you do in your life —⁠ he thinks that just because you are married it doesn't mean he have full possession on you, though sometimes when you asked for his opinions about your decisions in such situations he isn't shy of what he thinks.

Nanami the type of husband who will always do small and big things for you even though you can do it yourself —⁠ carrying groceries for you, helping you in the kitchen, sending you to your work, helps you clean the house, and goes to the mall with you.

; he surprisingly took the shopping bags form your hands gently "your hands will get numb, this is pretty heavy." he says with his usual tone as he looks at you softly, you can't help but to smile in his small little gestures and gosh it's making her heart melt.

"thank you, kento." you say as you gave him a big smile and pressed a kiss on his cheeks making him grin.

Nanami who is being a worrywart when you don't reply quickly when you're out with your friends late night —⁠

; kento | sent a message.

10:24 pm

kento : just got home love ❤️

kento : what time are you going home?

11:04 pm

kento : love, tell me when you're going home I'll pick you up ❤️

kento : is everything going alright?

kento : kind of worried, hope you respond soon 😅

11:07 pm

kento : please reach out to me when you can so I can pick you up ☺️

kento : I'm worried 😢

you : love I'm fine sorry, we we're drinking just a tiny bit 😭

you : you can pick me up now 🏃🏻‍♀️💨

Nanami the type of husband to use cringe emojis but you appreciate it anyways, he barely use his phone or try to use emojis —⁠ headcanon : he learned using emojis from yuji or gojo 🙏🏻 you find it silly and cute anyways.

Nanami who's phone is always filled with your photos and some sceneries with you in it —⁠ he doesn't like taking photos of himself that much though, he loves taking photos of you and look through it when he's not busy or when he misses you and he's at work.

Nanami when he learned how to use Instagram and he can't stop posting you —⁠ Gojo probably tried influencing him to use social media once and he was like no??? not until one time you took a photo of him during one of your dates and you asked him, "hey can I post this?" and of course he said yes and after that you kept posting him at some times which led him to the idea of posting you as well since he thinks you deserve it too.

; nanami.kento1990

tagged : @y/n.igcom | ❤️

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gojosatoru | he knows how to use Instagram 😦 ???

gojosatoru | WHO TAUGHT YOU ⁉️

itaaa.yuji | first post !!

nobaraaaa | parents 🙏🏻

Nanami who is nervous to talk about the future he wants with you — not totally nervous it's more like when you talked about kids you wanted soon with him he will always be like, "sure I also thought about that." with his usual tone but deep inside talking about it was his hyper fixation and he can't stop thinking about it.

Nanami who never in his life forget about giving you flowers in small or big occasions —⁠

; "happy mother's day." he says softly with a grin in his face as he hands you a bouquet of your favourite flowers, "kento, I'm not a mother yet." you laugh as you take the bouquet from him, admiring the flowers for a second. He never fails to make you feel happy, "maybe soon?" he chuckles then makes his way to give you a hug. "sure." you laughed and happily hugged him back tightly, exchanging I love you.

Nanami who never left by your side especially when you are not okay, he will leave his work for a day or even weeks if you really need him by your side —⁠ he will never get tired of comforting you; if you need a shoulder to cry on? He's there. He can stay all day in bed with you to make you feel better —⁠ take you out in a vacation if that's what you really need or probably do every house chores just to make you rest.

─ REBLOGS, LIKES, AND COMMENTS ARE APPRECIATED FEEL FREE TO REQUEST!

#nanami kento #nanami kento x reader #jjk nanami #nanami angst #nanami fluff #nanami kento fluff #jujutsu nanami #nanami smut #nanami kento angst #nanami kento smut #jujutsu kaisen smau #jjk smau #gojo x reader #choso x reader #geto x reader #jjk men #toji fushiguro #aoi todo

[embracing-the-ineffable]

Did you all know that long ago, Neil's fans posted photos from the bath?

Welcome to Tumblr, 2012. Just as adorable and quirky as Tumblr of today, and with just as much Neil Gaiman appreciation, but with fewer fans to fuel the fads:

[link] [link]

(I went looking for Good Omens clues in the time capsule that is the internet, and Tumblr decided that it knew best and instead sent me down this rabbit hole from which I may never recover. 1 point to Tumblr; please send help)

Why were people doing this?? I think it's because there's a poem, Bathing with Gaiman, by Zenobia Frost @zenfrost

And it inspired a dedicated blog, @bathbookneil-blog, featuring an entire collection of fan photos reading his books… in the bath.

Neil encouraged fans to read their books "in the bath naked, fully dressed, they can be of any gender or all, masked, alone, or in groups of as many of them as can fit into a bath." He also suggested trying to read while showering, a feat he said he's attempted, unsuccessfully.

When asked, Neil agreed to share a photo of himself reading in the bath if the donations for the free Audible release of Click-Clack the Rattle Bag reached 100,000 downloads/dollars.

He promised fans a "proper nakedy bath" with some discreet bubbles.

Alas!

I'm not about to reveal a long-lost photo of Neil in the bath.

The donations didn't reach the goal, and the bath-photo-sharing trend quietly wound down.

But maybe he gave us this glorious moment with David Tennant-as-Aziraphale-as-Crowley, to make up for it:

[gif credits @tenthrees, @ferndaphnia, and @bringthekaos]

#neil gaiman #neil gaiman appreciation #bathing with gaiman #poetry #zenobia frost #bathtime #bathtime reading #ineffable fandom #crowley #aziraphale #good omens #books in the bath #bathtime books #david tennant #good omens season 1

[heavenbarnes]

i second reader biting older bf simon 👆 just imagine biting him and him not even flinching. so eventually you start biting harder and harder, whether it is when he’s washing dishes, folding clothes, in the grocery store, etc. you whisper sorry when you drool but he just hums not caring. he doesn’t question when you bite him, and smiles at the bite marks that bruise the day after. BONUS IF YOU BITE HIM DURING SEX AND HE FINALLY GETS IT.

i’m not a biter but i used to date a biter so i think i get it? read this and tell me if i get it please! 🫶🏼

tale as old as time, there were some things that your older bf!simon just wouldn’t get- and you were both ok with that.

the word “slay”, texting when you could call, those photos you make him send of him lifting his shirt, over half the music on the radio-

and the biting, heavy on the biting.

simon washes the dishes after dinner and he can guarantee you’ll be up behind him, hands circling his waist and teeth sinking into his bicep. he doesn’t even flinch.

sat cross legged on the bed as you fold his shirts and he’s standing at the end of the bed working out how the hell he’s meant to fold your underwear.

“there’s no bloody material to fold”

“shush, you’re not complaining when you’re taking them off”

you think you hear him snicker. you’re claiming that one.

when he’s passing over the frilly little thing he’s not even questioning why your natural reaction is to sink your teeth into his fingers.

his arms wrapped up around you when you’re on the couch watching your little shows (that he pretends to hate) and suddenly your teeth are wrapped around his tattoos.

it’s hard and it’s sharp and he hasn’t even moved, not even as you drool around his forearm. his other hand just strokes your head as he lets his your canines dig into the ink.

when he’s back on base next and johnny’s asking why he gets more bruises off the job than on, simon’s shrugging with a wry smile.

it’s actually when he’s got you on your knees, he’s holding you up as his hips hammer into you from behind. one arm around your stomach and the other crossing your chest.

he feels your head tip forward and before he can secure you, your teeth are closing around his wrist with a moan- spit flying out the corners of your mouth.

you can feel his chest rumble against your back as he laughs. it’s not like you can help it, the overwhelming feeling of being loved by simon riley.

“that’s it, love- sink your fuckin’ teeth in, i can take it- y’know i can”

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