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icecreamkink · 3 years

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so i watched cobra kai all in two days and i have so many -

this show has so many cool and smart angles to it, but the same time.... its so stupid oh my god everyone is so dumb literally mr miyagi held all of the braincells in this whole universe

like i am but at the same time i am not surprised it was made like this, bc in hindsight of course there were hordes of ppl simping over johnny lawrence .... but it still amuses me that this is like... an Actual Official Thing

ok this will get long so cut it is

how much fun this cast has is super visible and i love it

i rly enjoy how the world was expanded ! i did grow up watching the karate kid movies, so watching how they progressed the world of the movies so organically was pretty cool. it rly feels like its the same universe

i fucking LOVE stories that are largely about a Thing. dancing ,skating, sports its just so thrilling to experience this all consuming relationship people can have with this type of activity? and martial arts are just that much more intense, so yeah, grown ass men kicking each other around at the lightest provocation and a war veteran caring so much abt teen karate is Ridiculous.... but i love it all because thats the intensity i find so thrilling

was kinda surprised with how much im missing mr. miyagi. first because, like everyone is so unhinged jesus christo, it just really throws into relief how much his character grounded the narrative of the movies. but also hes just a really great character

and on that note it rly Gets Me that the show itself aknowledges that and plays that into daniels angst and all the little ways they sorta weave myiagisms into the whole show........ im not getting emotional over this dumb karate dads show OK

related - i really miss hearing ‘daniel-san’ 🥺🥺

ACE DEGENERATE oh god oh no

they really went down the down and out johnny lawrence route huh. like i was always kinda bummed we see kreese choking him and then we never see him again in the movies, and while i love dumpster fire problematic trash himbo ck johnny, its like......................... actually really sad that his life turned out like this fjngn

everytime i hear ‘babes’ and ‘pussy’ i die a little inside. i know thats the point but i am a v cringe easy person, have mercy (ehe)

loved the way they are constantly drawing parallels between johnny and mr. myiagi of all people. hes the handy man of his building that has a bullied kid asking for help and eventually steps up to teach them karate, beats up a bunch of bullies for him, creates a friendship with said kid, estranged from family, drinks his sorrows away, surprisingly one of the least quick to anger characters (which says more about everyone else really but.... Well.), no schemes or ulterior motives hes just tryna vibe here.... oh and ofc magically heals miguel of is asthma apparently. the true disciple.. meanwhile daniel is his usual messy petty self even tho he wants to be mr myiagi so bad

also interesting about that is how miguels character is a parallel of both johnny and daniel at the same time

overall the parallels in ck are done really well, drawing comparisons and also subverting them constantly. theyre well thought out

THE PARALELOGRAMS

fr tho, the angle being explicitly the cycle of trauma and its effects and how trumatized adults in turn traumatize kids, maliciously or not, is so interesting

but! on the flip side of that, it feels like the writers are getting in their own way @ letting the characters grow. especially this last season. theres only so many times you can do "johnny and daniel are getting along but 5mins later they are (literally) fighting over some dumbass random issue" or "johnny puts in 20% of effort with robby and then gives up" before it gets on your nerves yknow?

i see daniel no longer talks like macchio ingested 15 shots of espresso before every take and idk how to feel about that tbh

interesting tension in daniel, as in, in tkk mr miyagi was there and daniel was frankly, kind of a lil shit, this messy petty spitfire hot tempered sassy kid,(johnny lawrence voice: just... stop being so annoying) but now hes the adult, and he wants to be mr. miyagi... but hes just not, and never will be to his very core and it shakes him and in a way hes trying to find who he is now that he sees himself in a position to be a not! cobra kai figure. i kinda really like that

plus how that relates to his cobra kai trauma. idk if the writers thought abt it Like That, i think so, but in any case, its interesting bc it seems like daniel has told everyone whod listen about johnny lawrence his Pretty Boy Karate Rival and high school and 84 cobra kai... But. no one seems to know what went on in 85 (or 86? idk) which was just so much worse

like ye og cobras were shitheads, but tkk iii is just two hours of daniel being emotionally and physically tortured.

like, the third movie is.............chaotic, to put it nicely, and many people ignore it, but the writers clearly didnt. daniels actions are, in a way, responding so much more to the events of tkk iii than to the first movie ie. johnny himself, AND. daniel doesnt rly seem to have dealt with that trauma? he never told sam? doesnt feel like hes ever told amanda? he doesnt even say terrys name out loud? freaks Out over kreese ? the way he reacts to robbys deceit? his FACE when he walks past the new "fear does not exist in this dojo" paint or kreeses photo? hmMm i sense Pain

his fashion tho........... disappointing. where are the flower shirts daniel huh we had one (1) shirt what a tragedy STOP WEARING SUITS ALL THE TIME . also the band ts/grunge bi are a look for johnny but part of me longs for the preppy lovable 80s bully chic johnny lawrence getups

weird that they never used that last moment of karate kid where johnny kinda... snaps out of his anger and hands daniel the trophy almost in tears. like “youre alright larusso, good match” “thanks a lot” that being their last direct interection seems like itd be perfect fruit for cobra kai but... they just dont. weird.

especially when, the FIRST SCENE they see each other, suposedly in 30+ years, the first thing to come out of daniels mouth is QUOTE "u still got those golden locks huh?" WHO SAYS SHIT LIKE THAT DANIEL FUCKING SAN

also amandas immediate reaction "your pretty boy rival?" like. can we talk about the fact that daniel had to have imparted to his wife the very important information that his high school bully/karate rival was like Really Cute and Fucking Hot Actually

the writers Knew exactly what they were doing and honestly.............. power to them

tkk director voice: and billy was just so cute

also I was thinking that daniel sounded strangely fond in that first scene, and i wonder if he developed a weird affection for johnny on the grounds that of all of his Karate Rivals johnny was actually the only one who didn’t actively tried to literally kill him

i was actually delightedly surprised with how great the chemistry between them is, like from the get go i am Invested. their rl friendship totally bleeds through and its fantastic

. granted, idiots enemies to lovers friends is my Thing so i am biased

johnny lawrence: i am down in the dumps, i fucked up my whole life and my sons probably, largely in light of the trauma that the father figure sensei and the philosophy of my karate inflicted on me and all my friends. u know what i should do, as a traumatized, unreliable mess of an adult? teach that same philosophy to some other kids! what could go wrong!

but really i enjoy the setup of it. i kinda like that i watched it late because, season 1 was johnny setting himself up for failure in a way and it was exciting to watch it all go to shit sjfn

Like. his heart might be in the right place, but theres just.... not a way to teach something like ‘strike hard, no mercy’ and not have it fuck up a kid

case and point: aisha, miguel and hawk become annoying as all hell over that bullshit in the end of s1, even before shit gets truly fucked up

billys subtle panicked eyes when he sees hawk and miguel fighting dirty in the all valley was SO GOOD especially in parallel with the panic that is so visible in his face in the movie when kreese tells bobby to injure daniel and in the sweep the leg scene

seen people question wether kreese should have returned and i absolutely think he needed to. johnny needed to realize that cobra kais fundamentals are flawed, at the root, beyond kreese himself being a toxic piece of shit

also who are we kidding? we are here to see the tkk characters play on new playgrounds!

i get what they're doing abt kreeses backstory, ( also. cobra kai. pq eles caem nas cobras djjs sorry) but did it need to take up that much time? feels like they couldve done it in half the run time and developed some other stories better

martin kove has such an evil eye. i love it

love that we get a good follow up to kreese breaks johnnys trophy and tries to CHOKE HIM in the parking lot, which happened in the movie and then....................... was never mentioned again

“the gang is all back together again” aaaa u piece of SHIT

also. terry silver is definetely appearing ha ha ha PAIN i cant wait

seen ppl say kreese was too much of a cartoon villain like..........................oh......... sweetie........... u dont even Know

interested how johnny will fit into that bc kreese was simping rly hard for johnny here. like i did not expect him to be so adamant to have him with cobra kai ... under his control, sure, but he really wants johnny by his side despite already having control of the dojo and how will terry silver self appointed jon kreeses forever simp going to feel abt that?

like bitchs dropping by every episode like ‘joooooohnny ..... come bacc to me joooonny......... this ur last warning! for real this time johnny! i wont say it again! watch me ! im leaving johnny! im rly leaving ! im dragging a chair” and johnny is just like. dont let the door hit ya bitch it was so funny pls

and on that subject oof, johnny! doesnt! Know! he doesnt get that side of daniels cobra kai trauma. and i kind of.............. cannot wait for ck 2021 johnny lawrence to meet terry silver like. what a shit show i need a front row seat and popcorn (imagine terry tries some greasy charm and johnny just roundhouse kicks him in the teeth bc he just doest Not Have the Patience for This. glorious)

feels like we, as a society, should acknowledge that cobra kai will never die................ bc their sense of design is just chefs kiss. their name is COBRA KAI. they have sexie sleeveless black gis. theyve sneks. colorful leather jackets with embroided naja insignia, the get ppl thru the aesthetics. evil geniuses

the flashback cuts : masterpiece behavior

the other takes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! of the movie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the differente angles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! of the FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE CLOSE UP ON JOHNNYS FACE AT THE KICK

that scene of daniel and johnny vibing to 80s music in the car. just. oh my god. the fan wish fullfilment. no thoughts head empty.

the new characters! theyre .... good. but. idk. i really like miguel (save for the annoying phase mid s1 - end s2) and amanda, who is a damn riot and has some functioning braincells, but everyone else is

like dont get me wrong, i dont hate anyone,its not a jane and rafael from jtv situation, and i am interested and invested in their arcs, but i wouldnt say i like Like them, as in, personality wise

like, sams grappling with ptsd was rly gutting and i enjoyed that plus her slight rage issues,

which nicely parallel torys rage issues. torys background is all over the place tho so im pretty on the fence abt her so far

robby deserves better in every way, and i like how smart and cunning and surprisingly sweet he is

hawk............... is there i guess,

demetri is annoying in the best way possible,

carmen is sweet but. i just feel like her character is blunted to make the johnny relationship easier. like when shes furious with him after miguels injury but then forgives him like an episode later? and then convinces him to fight for the tournament bc she had a karate epiphany off screen even tho she was always against it? meh. feels like with the plot thiccening she was swallowed and now shes like a crutch for johnny mora than anything, which is disappointing.

aisha was cool and im kinda mad she wasnt in s3, especially bc a storyline with her tory and sam was like RIGHT THERE , but also... cant say i was super super fond of her... doesnt feel like we ever spent enough time on her

moon the bi icon,

overall its a good cast but the main draw for me remains the og cast

the tory/sam miguel/robby Thing. enjoy how theyre Narrative Foils and i like how their stories were so dramatically entangled but oh god give me a break with the teenage love square for the love of god. if u gonna put us through that at least have the decency to not make it so straight

and honestly some sam/tory miguel/robby romantic tension would even make more sense. just saying!

also im not sure how i feel abt the cobra kai: red miyagi do: blue theyre going with since some of daniels most iconic looks in tkk are also red. like it was a color they (johnny and him) sorta shared. i get it, opposite but complementary but idk... a little too fire nation and water tribe for me .

and like the cobra kai kids are so funny abt it bc their outifts grow progressively more ridiculously coordinated. its like do they group chat every morning before leaving their houses?

robby still sticks out like that tho. he went thru an athleisure/daniel san tsleeves phase and now hes back in the bandts grunge, but his color scheme doesnt fully blend with the other cobra kais. hmmmm.

LOVED LOVED LOVED both the okinawa episode and the cobra kais easy rider episode just such good good heart aching fun

bobby is an icon. he was in tkk and he is now ck hope appears more and more

tommy is like the most iconic background character. all his lines, freaking gold then and now. sigh :(

the framing in the okinawa trip was so good everything was so good

i stand by the fact that kumiko was the love interest daniel had the most chemistry with and shes is overall such a joy to watch, loved to see her again, idola, fashion icon

also tkk ii is good u guys are just mean

also really enjoyed chozens role in the episode, his evolution; i love that they introduced the pressure points (ty lee the blueprint) and! the honk + karate! cousins! absolutely iconic

when kumiko reads mr miyagis letters........ oh my god, my eyes FILLED with tears, it was so heart wrenching :(( tamlyns delivery was so emotional and lovely and its so obvious everyone involved in ck has so much love and respect for pat morita and mr miyagi as character, and i adore that it exists like this electric current through the show

when we were watching i told my sister i thought that ali would be miguels big shot surgeon and ngl i am so disappointed that didnt happen. hire me cobra kai writers

also the johnny ali daniel amanda chemistry? off the charts

AND the sassy retconning of daniel and alis breakup! LMAO ‘I HOPE U DIDNT TELL MR MIYAGI IT WAS MY FAULT’ HFDJJGNKFKSD

i am preeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetty sure back injuries dont work like that but oke

daniel and johnny are so good together whenever, like they never actually help the kids or get shit done and end up fighting anyway but its just so much fun when theyre hanging

JOHNNY LAWRENCE AND DANIEL LARUSSO FIGHTING TOGETHER

daniels “plan” on how to get robby to juvie was so stupid. literally were u TRYING to make him hate you. dumbass

parents at those hearing rly brave for ppl that did not do ANYTHING as their kids got involved in a karate gang war until now

“bullshit i heard u were the real bully!” i mightve screeched

this s3 ending was SO DRAMATIC omg

everyone is such a MESS go to THERAPY u unhinged motherfckers

also im sorry but uh. a richass neighborhood in california doesnt have some type of neighborhood watch? the larussos rly dont have any security at all? neighbors wont hear the sound of a damn karate brawl happening next door??? also wasnt tory all like ooo i cant go to juvie, my mom yada yada yet shes always running around town getting into fights even at the rich girls house she was kicked out of school for fighting?? ? ?? ?? ? ? ? ?? ? ? girl??

stop destroying the larussos house, its so pretty :((((

sam finding her center looking at mr miyagis picture... uwu maybe

robby yelling ‘U ARE WEAAK’@ johnny \as he is easily blocking him is like.... so funny and so sad to me. sweetheart.

also i know it was meant as ‘oh johnny pushes him and HURTS HIM’ but it just looks like robby runs himself into the lockers and IM SO SORRY I FEEL SO BAD BUT IT WAS SO FUNNY

i like that he and tory are the cobra kai kids now. we need ppl we care abt there to not revert to a good vs evil schtick, and this is the most engaging it could be... tho it hurts that these kids cant catch a break

ah yes "lets bet some real shit on the result of this teen karate tournament bc that is always a great idea" is BACK

so daniel saves johnny from kreese..... maybe johnny will save him from terry 🧐

and dojos unite ohohoho. lets SEE how that’ll work out

miguels face of Despair when the ck defectors and the md kids are bickering like 'this is never gonna work' : gold

also. Johnny Lawrence is gonna learn some myiagi-do karate AHAAHSJAKDFH

ive been waiting for this moment all my lifeeee oh lawrd

final thoughts! there are def things i hope the writers will improve on the next season, but i am very excited for it either way AND i feel like it has made me enjoy the movies even more and that is a win for a reboot/sequel to me!!

#m.#did i procrastinate watching this since it came out and only watched it now bc my sister nagged me to when i said we should #watch karate kid over the holidays?#and then binged the whole thing in two days??#mayhaps and what abt it #cobra kai #the karate kid #its funn #y bc like karate kid is a Childhood movie but i wouldnt say #it was like particularly special for me?#like i wasnt in a fandom or anything #but now.#i might be invested #maybe #talvez

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jessi-does-fandoms · 3 years

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if the tf fandom starts sexualizing this robot i will rip my own head off

So.... This is a thing. I honestly still watch nickelodeon just because i grew up with it and i really like the loud house as well as the spinoff series with the Casagrandes those are good shows in my opinion. Nickelodeon has been doing game shows here and there in recent years they rebooted double dare which didn’t last long they had are you smarter than a 5th grader hosted by John Cena which was honestly amazing but again it didn’t last long. Now we have tooned in a cartoon trivia game hosted by a creepily animated robot head on a tablet by the name of Nicky. i think nickelodeon had actually tried doing a show like this back in the 90’s but it never made it to tv (probably why Nicky was trapped in the basement). i personally think the show is pretty cool considering i been watching nickelodeon since i can remember and my sister watched it when she was a kid back in the 90’s. however i do find some things in this show to be a little... disturbing. first off Nicky is terrifying his design is.. weird i mean its a cute design but the fact that he’s a head on a tablet screen and said tablet moves around its a little unsettling not to mention the weird ass expressions he makes. second of all there’s a part in the game called cartoon cosplay and a grown man comes out dressed as different characters from our favorite cartoons sort of like going to an anime convention and seeing a grown man dressed as your favorite disney princess. so far i’ve seen this man dressed as Lucy Loud of the loud house and Dora the explorer which was probably the creepiest. aside from that the show itself is pretty great and gives a bit of a nostalgic feel so if you wanna check it out you can find the first few episodes on the nickelodeon website i honestly would love to hear everyone’s opinions on all this im simply making this post just because i think Nicky is really creepy and i wanna spread the cursed images of him lmao. also im scared the transformers fandom will start sexualizing him for god knows what reason.

#long post #nickelodeon #tooned in #game show #cursed #transformers #this is too much

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guksthighs · 6 years

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Scent Me || jjk

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Pairing: JUNGKOOK X READER

Excerpt: ‘ “You’re mine,” he slapped your ass with such force that you couldn’t stop yourself from grunting, your hips trying to escape the pain just meant you pressed your body more against the freezing metal of the car. ’

Genre: smut, wolf au

Length: 3k

A/N: a jealous wolfkook was something we all wanted

im taking a break from these wolf aus this took 3 days to write and i need some softness

“You didn’t have to scent her so much Kookie, we know she’s your mate,” Jimin laughed, leaning towards you as he sniffed your hair for comedic effect. Everyone around the table laughed, including you and Jeongguk, but your mate’s hand on your thigh squeezed and you knew he was feeling possessive from his friend simply leaning into you.

You placed your hand on top of his, squeezing it to get his attention before looking up and meeting his heated stare, trying to convey that his hand climbing underneath your skirt was not acceptable in front of his pack. But it was hard to say no when he was pressing down in a way that had you rubbing your legs together, trying to create friction as you forced your mind to focus on anything that wasn’t Jeongguk.

Taehyung seemed to notice Jeongguk’s annoyance and smirked, he was no pup and knew exactly what was happening and he intended to provoke both of you as a little game, “Eat up Y/N,” Taehyung held up a fork loaded with pork to your mouth from across the table, smiling at you before glancing at Jeongguk, the sparkle in his eyes flaring and you knew he was trying to get you in more trouble.

So you ate the forkful quickly, smiling at him and letting the conversation continue as you tried to swallow your food without spraying it everywhere as Jeongguk stroked up and down your inner thigh, each time going higher up. It was a warning and you could sense the growl building up in the back of his throat from the thick testosterone that was currently filling the air as Jeongguk kept glaring across the table at Taehyung.

“This food is amazing, thank you so much,” you smiled at Jin who instantly beamed, leaning forward to pile your plate full of rice and more pork, it was amazing to be surrounded by such wide, bright smiles. Especially when the boy next to you was emitting jealousy so thick you wondered if they could see it in cartoon-like wafts being scent out from him and enveloping your figure so they could no longer talk or even see you.

Seokjin grinned fondly as Jeongguk slung his arm over your shoulder, and you relaxed as that meant he was no longer teasing you, “you should come more often!” Namjoon laughed, nudging Jeongguk who was next to him and instantly turned to shoot a heavy look at his hyung. He was like a grumpy teenager and you watched the boys slowly draw him out of a shell with such ease it wasn’t hard to see that they had been dealing with his strops for a long time.

“No one knows the meaning of personal space, so we don’t come often,” the boys fell silent, their smiles fading as they all turned to look at Jeongguk in surprise, “that’s all and we’ll be going now. Thanks hyu-” Jeongguk was cut off before you could elbow him to be quiet by the sound of laughter. You tried to suppress the smile that threatened to betray you because of his bewildered face at his hyungs laughter.

Hoseok stood and begun picking up the plates, quickly followed by Jimin and Taehyung as they cleared the table in a method that seemed to be the routine, Yoongi stood up and walked over to pat Jeongguk’s head, with a warm smile, he laughed, “kid, it’s movie night. You’re staying to watch it.”

When the rest of the boys had left the table, scattering as they chose a movie, washed up and lugged blankets into the living room you wondered why jeongguk ever would have wanted to move in with you when he had such a warm and loving family in his dorm, his lips attacking yours out of nowhere gave you the answer.

“I need you right now,” Jeongguk whispered against your lips, before licking them with a smirk as he lifted you out of your chair to seat you on his lap, and obvious hard-on, he pulled away to trace fading hickies along your neck, “you’re irresistible.” It was hard not to get swept into his kiss, grinding down onto his member, you played the dangerous game of tempting your mate and yet it was worth it to hear him try and suppress his low groans.

Your lips moved against his, quickly forgetting where you were as your hands moved under the hem of his shirt, fingers digging into his skin as you tried to pull him closer towards you until someone coughed, “movie’s ready you horny kids.” Taehyung laughed and waited for you to climb off Jeongguk, which you did, stumbling slightly as your legs were dead from sitting on his lap.

Quickly you tried to move away from Jeongguk before he embarrassed you again, but as you began to walk away he leant forward and smacked your ass, blowing you a kiss when you turned and glared at him, “love you babe.” You smiled before turning around and pressing a kiss to his nose, reaching your hand down to palm his crotch as payback.

That was when you knew you would have to make haste, walking quickly into the other room and noticing that there was a space next to Yoongi, you jumped next to him, resting your head on his shoulder and enjoying the sound of his slow heartbeat.

“Gukkie, come sit next to me!” Taehyung called, dicing onto the sofa before beckoning his friend, knowing full well that the youngest wasn’t listening, too busy glaring at you and Yoongi being cuddled together. Eventually, after Jin had made a fuss about him being in the way, Jeongguk sat down, running a hand through his hair before he crossed his arms and glared at you waiting for you to notice.

“I want to sit next to her,” Jeongguk sounded like a child, his arms were crossed and the pout on his lips only made you want to ruffle his hair and squeeze his cheeks. You weren’t worried about the repercussions of sitting next to Yoongi because Jeongguk might be possessive but he secretly liked the chase, the reminder at the end of the day that it was him that you adored and no other wolf.

“You’re too hot babe, I won’t be able to watch the movie,” you called from next to Yoongi, not removing your head from his shoulder as you had finally found a comfortable spot. The boys weren’t even trying to watch the movie as they were more interested in your relationship and they smiled with pride that he had found a girl that found it easy to stand up to him, even when his wolf was known to be especially dominant.

“Yeah I know I am, now get your ass over here,” Jeongguk growled and the hair on your arm rose at that tone, it was one he saved for the bedroom when you were teasing him and to hear it here, in front of pack, you were turned on, it was if he was warning you he would bend you over in front of all of them and smack your ass until you apologised, and for a second you wished he would.

“I’m not joking babe, I need to cool off. It’s only an hour and a bit,” with that they unpaused the movie that you hadn’t realised had been paused and quickly you were completely absorbed. But your nape prickled with the feeling that someone was staring at you and you wondered if Jeongguk watched any of the movie when he was so busy sending glares at you, but also heated stares that you would be forced to break when he bit his lip and wet them with his tongue.

After what felt like an eternity, the movie ended. Jeongguk was quick to jump up as he walked to where you were sitting, grabbing you and hauling you over his shoulder before walking out of the room, you desperately called out, “thank you for having us! I hope we don’t leave it so long next time.”

Jeongguk’s pack smiled, their faces full of planning for how they were going to tease him later in the group chat. In a way, they were proud of how far their little maknae had grown from the shy boy and they all approved of you as his mate, easily standing up to him and teasing him with the same dynamic they did.

Meanwhile, you hit Jeongguk’s back with balled fists, a sense of excitement filled your stomach with the knowledge of how he treated you when he was possessive or jealous, and tonight he was both, as he slammed the door to the dorm you wondered if he would even make it back to your flat. Jeongguk’s next words only confirmed what you had just been thinking, “You’re fine with car sex right?”

You tried to hide the smile that instantly spread across your lips, but he felt your heart speed up at the thought of his length pounding into you in a cramped space and that provided him with enough of an answer to start running towards where the car was parked in the garage.

The cold air caused goosebumps to erupt across your skin and uncovered legs, your skirt slowly creeping further up your thighs but just as you were about to complain, Jeongguk’s hand smoothed up your thigh revealing more skin as he slowed when he got to the garage door before smacking hard on the flesh.

You let out a yelp before trying to stop yourself from moaning as his hand smoothed over the tender spot, “you didn’t think I was going to be gentle, did you?” You knew him well enough to hear the smirk in his voice, the feeling that he was going to dominate you with no resistance and you loved knowing that you intended to mess up his plan.

When you reached the car Jeongguk lowered you to the ground, your back pressed against the cold metal of the car, leaving you with no way to dodge Jeongguk, not that you were complaining. He leant in and you watched his lips, waiting for them to press against yours but instead, he swerved at the last second to whisper into your ear, “you smell gross.”

Moving away he scrunched his nose to further show how bad it was, and in a second as he pressed his thigh in between your legs, the cute image shattered. The feeling of the ridges of his jeans pressed against the thin fabric of your now damp pants was providing you with much-needed friction, and without thinking you began to grind into his thighs, feeling it tense under you as he smirked at the neediness you were showing him.

His silence began to disturb you and you released he was still scrunching his nose because you probably smelt like Yoongi, so leaning forward you pressed a kiss to his lips before biting his bottom one and pulling it forward, “then show me who I belong to.”

“Get on the hood of the car,” you raised an eyebrow, slightly confused by his directions but then Jeongguk took a step back, making you shiver at the loss of his body against yours, “Lay face down on the hood of the car, now.” The way his eyes seemed to darken left you with the distinct feeling you knew where he was going with this and if you wanted to be fucked senseless, you’d have to go along with it.

It was weird walking away from Jeongguk when he was this horny, you could almost taste the testosterone he was emitting and you felt the wetness that was collecting in your pants form a droplet that ran down your inner thigh as you bent over the hood. It was colder than you expected and even though your top and bra, you felt your nipples harden in response and yet you still pressed your chest down, letting your ass stick in the air as you outstretched your hands in front of you.

“You’re mine,” he slapped your ass with such force that you couldn’t stop yourself from grunting, your hips trying to escape the pain just meant you pressed your body more against the freezing metal of the car. Jeongguk couldn’t ease your pain through your skirt, so he yanked it up and gave you a quick smack through your panties, stroking the flesh afterwards before sliding them down your legs.

“You’re mine so all the other guys can fuck off,” that was when the first real smack came. Tears sprang to your eyes as you let out a scream of pain, legs lifting off the floor as you kicked them trying to distract yourself from the pain.

Jeongguk was watching the pink imprint of his hand appear on your ass before he began to rub it, trying to ease your pain mainly out of pity because he knew worse was coming, just as he felt you grind into his hand, he slapped again.

The feeling of Jeongguk’s hand on your ass made you shudder and as he stroked, two of his fingers slipped inside you and you let out another long moan, “harder babe.” he began to move them inside you, slowly scissoring them which only made you grind down harder on his hands, earning you another slap.

“Babe, can you just put your dick in me,” you wondered if begging would get you to speed him up, but instead you heard his belt unbuckle and without thinking of the repercussions, you tried to stand up about to tell him to skip it and just fuck you.

But Jeongguk was having none of that, his hand pressed firmly down on your back, as he leant over your body, fingers continuining to keep you on the edge before he removed them completely, “You know what to say to get me to stop?”

“Red.” You answered instinctively and before he hit you with the belt you wondered how bad it was about to get when instead of the blinding pain you were expecting was replaced by a sense of sinful pleasure, as his length entered you at such a speed you were slammed against the hood of the car so hard the alarm went off.

Jeongguk pulled out of you in one fluid motion, rummaging in his pockets for the keys with which he quickly unlocked the car, and then noticing that you had turned around he let you jump onto his waist, legs wrapping around as you kissed him like his lips were your dugs.

“Show me why you’re my mate,” you whispered against his lips causing a low growl to leave Jeongguk’s throat and your hand grasped the door handle, swinging it open to try and hurry him up. Your hands tugging at his hoodie as you sat on the seat, moving down to make space for him but Jeongguk had better ideas as he moved into the car, his hands wrapping around your waist as he lifted you onto him.

“You love this, don’t you?” He lowered you onto his length and watched as your back arched into his chest, head tilted back as you entered a stated of euphoria. Jeongguk placed both of your hands on his shoulders which helped you lift yourself up whilst he slammed the door shut.

But you were so focused on the feeling of wanting him to cum inside you that you could barely string together an answer, which earnt you a slap to the ass again which finally made you stutter together a sentence, “can you cum in me today?”

Jeongguk groaned and you felt him swell inside you, he rolled his head back as he seemed to be revelling in the pleasure you were providing him with how tight you were, “but we have to drive home, I can’t clean you up.” You shook your head before leaning back so you were lying on the seat with your Jeongguk above you and with a nod, he knew it didn’t matter.

With the knowledge that as a wolf girl you could take a pounding that would leave any other species unable to walk for at least a week, Jeongguk began to thrust into you, each time reaching just a bit further inside you as all that left your mouth were moans and slight yelps after he pulling away from a kiss by biting your lip.

The previously cold car was beginning to heat up, the windows steaming up and you watched him slam his hand into the one above your head, trying to manage a few more thrusts but you clenched hard and captured his lips in a kiss that had him shuddering and filling you with warmth.

Jeongguk sat up taking you with him so you werre back to straddling his thighs, and as you ground down on his lap, you continued to feel him cumming inside you, “It feels so good,” you pressed a kiss to his jaw with a bright smile, completely fucked out and aching, “thank you for filling me up so well babe.”

With a sigh, you collapsed onto his chest, feeling completely boneless as you wrapped your legs around his waist so he could climb out of the car, still inside you before pulling out and you both watched in mild interest as the cum dripped onto the floor, “put your panties back on.”

You slid them back up your legs that were shaking slightly and watched as he placed his jumper on the car seat so you wouldn’t make too much of a mess, with a smile you pressed a kiss on his cheek and sat down.

When Jeongguk climbed into the driver’s seat he started the engine and turned to look at you, a smile on his face, “you smell better.” You didn’ have enough strength to hit him so it would hurt, but if looks could kill, the glare you gave him would have killed him in a heartbeat.

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rosetlntsmyworld · 6 years

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rules:: answer these 85 questions and tag 20 people

Thanks to my good judy @veronicasanders for tagging me! <3

— what was your last…

1. drink:: water

2. phone call:: my boss bc i’m bad at mopping floors and she wanted to yell at me for it

3. text message:: ‘where tf are you xoxo’ to my mother (she forgot to pick me up from my train)

4. song you listened to:: “Papa Don’t Preach” by Madonna

5. time you cried:: like literally yesterday bc I was listening to cute music w my gf and im a bit hormonal and got all mushy about how much i love her

— have you ever…

6. dated someone twice:: nah

7. kissed someone and regretted it:: yes

8. been cheated on:: no

9. lost someone special:: yes

10. been depressed:: no

11. gotten drunk and thrown up:: first bit yes, second bit no. i was just drunk from 11pm to 4pm the next day and had to walk around a supermarket with my mum hung over to buggery and pretending everything was fine (supermarkets are the W O R S T places you could realise youre hung over bc screaming children and also very bright light)

— fave colours

12. black

13. grey

14. burgundy

— in the last year have you…

15. made new friends:: yes

16. fallen out of love:: no

17. laughed until you cried:: yes

18. found out someone was talking about you:: yes

19. met someone who changed you:: yes

20. found out who your friends are:: ya

21. kissed someone on your facebook friends list:: yes

— general

22. how many your facebook friends do you know irl:: legit all

23. do you have any pets:: yes, one dog

24. do you want to change your name:: yeah, i wanna get rid of my boy middle name (it was gonna be mary and my parents realised my initials would spell ‘emu’ and didn’t want me to get bullied. So they made my middle name duncan. D U N C A N. How is that an improvement??)

25. what did you do for your last birthday:: went to school during the day which sucked ass and then had the opening night of my first exhibit at a gallery which sucked a lot less ass. And then went and had dinner. And a hedgehog cake. Because im a mature grown up adult.

26. what time did you wake up today:: I went and delivered newspapers at like eight oclock and then went back to bed at like 10. Woke up again at midday, had a slice of toast and watched still game, and then had another nap. I am a garbage person.

27. what were you doing at midnight last night:: sleeping

28. what is something you can’t wait for:: finding out whether I got accepted to university (stole this answer from v but it’s true)

29. what is your favourite animal:: thats a horrendous question omfg i love tapirs a lot and also pigeons and seals and sharks

30. what are you listening to right now:: i’m watching gordon ramsay’s hotel hell

31. have you ever talked to a person named tom:: yeah i went to primary school with a guy called tom and he was a fucking asshole

32. something that’s getting on your nerves:: the fact that fullyi can’t . breathe through my left nostril rn

33. most visited website:: google

34. hair colour:: dirty blonde

35. long or short hair:: short-ish. Mine is like bob length w a dramatic undercut. Basically i stole dela’s boy hair

36. do you have a crush on someone:: ya

37. what do you like about yourself:: i have a nice bum

38. want any piercings:: ya

39. blood type:: oh fuck knows

40. nicknames:: edna, edina, gay puddle, mitzi, shortshank redemption, eddie, edie mcredie

41. relationship status:: dating a v cool gal

42. sign:: scorpio

43. pronouns:: she/her

44. fave tv show:: rpdr, brooklyn 99, orange is the new black, derry girls, still game, chewin the fat, the great british bake off, bobs burgers, tracey ullman show

45. tattoos:: nada as of yet but i want a good few

46. right or left handed:: right

47. ever had surgery:: nope

48. piercings:: ears x2

49. sport:: i play rugby and i wish i could dance or skate or some shit but alas i am a graceless bulldyke

50. vacation:: im going to australia for like six weeks in june aaaaaaaaa

51. trainers:: never wear em lmao im too goth for that shit

— more general

52. eating:: i went out for dinner earlier and had pizza and sweet potato fries and now im halfway to a food coma yay

53. drinking:: water or cherry coke. I also discovered lemon and mint sanpellegrino the other day and frankly id happily drown in that stuff its amazing

54. i’m about watch:: new ep of drag race

55. waiting for:: news from school

56. want:: to move out bc my room is a shittip and im done with it

57. get married:: i dont believe in marriage so probs no

58. career:: i work in a baby shop but i wanna be a tattoo artist or set designer/stage manager

— which is better

59. hugs or kisses:: hugs

60. lips or eyes:: lips

61. taller or shorter:: everyone is taller than me

62. older or younger:: older. Im a bit autistic so im kinda drawn more to people older than me bc i find them easier to talk to

63. nice arms or stomach:: stomach

64. hookups or relationships:: relationship

65. troublemaker or hesitant:: troublemaker

— have you ever

66. kissed a stranger:: no

67. drank hard liquor:: yes

68. turned someone down:: yes

69. sex on first date:: no

70. broken someone’s heart:: i dont fuckin know

71. had your heart broken:: not really

72. been arrested:: no, lol

73. cried when someone died:: yes

74. fallen for a friend:: nah im fuckin heartless lmao

— do you believe in

75. yourself:: yes

76. miracles:: no

77. love at first sight:: no

78. santa claus:: i’m not fucking five (lol, keeping Wednesday’s answer here) (lol im also keeping V’s answer which she stole from v)

79. angels:: not really

— misc

80. eye colour:: grey

81. best friend’s name:: charlie aka charles aka charlize theron aka streak of piss aka pizzle aka piz (they have a v long series of affectionate nicknames lmao)

82. favourite movie:: priscilla queen of the desert, rocky horror, evita, muriels wedding, silence of the lambs, zootopia, misery

83. favourite actor:: Terence stamp

84. favourite cartoon:: bobs burgers, family guy, star wars: clone wars

85. favourite teacher’s name:: she’s known usually as ms gallagher but ive been on first name terms w her since i was like 14 so i call her sheila lmao

legit everyone I know has already been tagged lmao

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deathgoku · 7 years

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Just got called a "weird pseudonerd" by my 31-year-old peaked ten years ago boss. I present femme at work so I'm sure he just thinks I'm some "fake geek girl" (but fr the concept of fake geek girls is so inherently flawed that just thinking about that gets me heated too). Anyways I think old nerds should be more oppressed, now back to running my fucking Danny Phantom fan blog.

#personal #not dp #nerd culture is awful and i hate it #im just really stressed rn like all fucking do outside of work 5 shifts a week is my fucking homework and watch cartoons bc it makes me a #lil less stressed to have some escapist shit and yall dont know this about me but im actually p athletic and i like to go o #on long runs and its been a week since ive had both enough energy and time at the same time to do that and ive got all this fucking #adhd buzzing energy now and i cant hang out with my friends as #much as i want to bc most live at least 30 mins away bc i moved for school and all i fuckibg do anymore is work and school shit #and then this grown ass man comes at me with this high school level bullshit anf im just fucking done #like get off the fucking internet and go outside geez #i havent slept more than 6 hrs/night in the past few days and im just fuckin tirwd like fuck offfffffff #i was born in 1995 i dont care about fycking cheers whatever sitcom you elutist fuck

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dissociative-lup · 6 years

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in this essay i will,

lotor rant, if you disagree i wont respond cause im venting by this point

voltron is, in the end, a kids show. you can tell by the way dialogue is written and how some episodes are set up. sure it has an older fanbase, but its a cartoon thats meant to be accessible to children, and can act as "baby's first anime" for a lot of people the same way avatar or french-made cartoons did.

if youre going to write voltron like its a kids show, where characters frequently over-emote, state their exact intention, re-iterate something that doesn't need to be re-iterated, etc., then you need to write the issues you tackle as black and white as you would the dialogue we've seen allura deal with the burden of being alone to rule. we've seen her grieve the loss of her home, her culture, her parents. we've seen pidge deal with gender expectations, with a missing family member, with finding and then being again separated from said family. we've seen characters deal with jealousy, and loss, and work out their issues in a very appropriate, clean-cut manner. even things like shiro's issues, which were intended to be complicated, were laid out in a way that was easy to understand without sacrificing any suspense the fact that grown ass adults, who consumed all of the provided media possible, STILL can't figure out things about lotor's plan, STILL can't justify the extent of his character arc's turns, STILL feel in the dark about why he was there in the first place, means that the writers have completely failed with his character. the latter parts of his character arc are being compared to that of azula, but azula's fall was done so much better. the most important part being that azula was never painted as a good guy. we had episodes focused on azula and her friends. we had them playing games, hanging out at bars, having fun, relaxing. but even then, azula was written crazy. she was written evil. even her friends comment on how evil she is, or how her behavior deviates from the norm. we got to see the "true" side of azula, and even then we were never lead to believe that she was a good person, or that we should be rooting for her. despite this, her rise and fall of glory was STILL an iconic moment in the show that STILL managed to highlight the flaws of her character, of their entire family, of the fire nation as a whole, and challenged the protagonists in a way that was tense, suspenseful, and meaningful. a lot of people watching the show were fooled, along with the paladins, into believing that lotor had actually been good. he was a good guy now. he was someone allura would be good with romantically. he was a character we could trust, one we could admire. we could see the good in him and relate to it, apply it to ourselves. i've heard that a lot of abuse victims were able to identify with him because he was able to prove that not all galra were bad, that someone raised in a toxic environment could still be a good person and do good things, that it was possible to overcome a situation and be better than your captors. lotor killed his abuser himself; he made his own freedom, and he was a good guy for it. his whole development was centered around the idea that good people could rise up amongst bad societies, that harmful tradition can always be broken to make way for newer better perspectives, and that children were not the sum of their parents. lotor was a friend, an icon, and a very important character to have in a show as popular as voltron. do you know what we get from discovering that whoops, he was actually awful this entire time? nothing. everything about his character was undone and there was nothing good left from it. lotor ended up going down the exact same path as zarkon, and we weren't even given a clear reason why. we still don't know what he was actually going to use all of that quintessence for. we dont know why he had allura help build a galran voltron. we don't know why he did half the shit he did in the season he was introduced! even his generals make a comment about never actually knowing his plan. the audience was dragged along for the same ride the paladins were-- but that doesn't make it good writing. that doesn't make it meaningful character development.

the message to take away from that is that even trusted friends can be terrible people. the message to take away from that is that children will always follow in their parents footsteps (because there hasn't been another example of that on the show otherwise-- every known parent-child combo have ended up in the exact same careers with the exact same motives). the message to take away from that is that quintessence can corrupt people, so even the paladins, even allura might suddenly become evil. the message to take away from that is that NOTHING we see in voltron is as it seems, that even though characters may state their intentions and scenes may play out, we shouldn't trust ANYTHING the writers give to us, because we might be tricked again. the message to take away from that is nothing besides shock value. it's not just lazy writing. it's awful writing. it's inconsiderate writing. i'm not objecting to lotor having that kind of character arc, but the way it was played out was sudden, unexplained, and fairly repulsive. i'm fine with lotor being evil. i'm fine with lotor being good. i'm fine with lotor having secret motives. but don't pull shit like that. there are far better ways and far better examples of how to pull off an arc like that. lotor was stripped of any good character development at the very end and left to dissolve in a puddle of confusion that the writers are going to pat themselves on the back about. they have nothing to be proud of there. it doesn't make sense, it doesn't do anyone justice, it wasn't needed in order to accomplish their goals, it wasn't built up at all, and if anyone here wants to defend it then don't talk to me about it because i am not going to agree with you. there were plenty of good things in season 6, but lotor's character was absolutely butchered. and i guess i'm a little miffed about it.

#voltron season 6 #vld6 #voltron spoilers #spoilers

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anatomiedunfantome · 7 years

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Balance

What is balance? is it being able to juggle a job, 2 children with 2 different schedules, bills, car maintenance, a love life and self care all at once? because if so i may be on the heavier side of the scale. I looked at my mothers facebook today. I saw blurry selfies, an old picture of what used to be my family, meaning my children and their stepbrother, some more blurry photos of my sisters and lots and lots of Jesus propaganda. From this fb profile you would never guess what this woman was capable of. From this face book profile you see a god fearing woman who is grateful for her children, for her grand children and for life itself.

From this facebook profile i see a facade. i see a sick woman who has found the most appropriate platform to rebuild herself and present herself as she wishes to be seen. Pretty, warm, great color contrast and the right details will make any living room the family tv sitcom we see on a television. My home, my clothes, my hair had just that. Very well taken care of on the outside, but on the inside, cold, scared, lifeless. At 8 years old i found myself waiting. Always waiting. Would she come out of her room today? would she feed me today? if i knocked would i receive a response? if i broke in through the sliding door would i find her again naked with one of my abusers? or would a glass cup come hurdling towards my skull. id rather wait then to find out. My days would be spent flipping back and forth through television stations, disney channel, cartoon network, nickelodeon, mtv if i was feeling edgy. If i was hungry id rummage through the fridge and see what i could find but mostly survived off snack packs, untoasted bread with butter, and hardly boiled eggs. I loved playing with my barbie dolls, creating dramatic worlds like id seen on tv. id always have one doll be the victim, and thered always be a boy to understand, to save her if you will, from her own thoughts, from her abuse. Sometimes id get really bored and start looking through drawers, cabinets, closets, bags anything really. id read everything i could, books, labels, cd covers. My mom hadnt caught me at this point and id discovered some old vhs tapes with the title scratched off. It was maurice sendaks’ most loved stories in cartoon form sung by carole king. this vhs, and his stories to this day are extremely soothing to me. Among one of my explorations i found a Linkin Park CD and a cd player. Definitley was going through my brothers things. I ran to my room and i remember being afraid to play it. i was afraid that it would be the scariest thing i ever heard, demons or people screaming and dying. i cant tell you why i felt that way but thats what i felt. when i finally mustered up the courage to listen i couldnt believe it. i couldnt believe that someone else in this entire world had felt what i felt. alone, scared, sad, angry. He had so much to say and every word correlated with how i felt about my mother. i would listen to “hybrid theory” over and over on repeat, mouthing the words in my room, imagining i was screaming them at her face. I would find myself crying out for my father, for my brother, for God. Wondering what i had done to deserve what i had been dealt. I wondered why, if i had been so well behaved, she still hated me. i wondered why and how my brother could leave me alone with her. Or where my father was. and if he had loved me so much why hadnt he taken me with him. why did everyone leave me alone with this person who so obviously couldnt stand me. Every now and then shed come out of her room and id smell food and id hear Brenton Wood singing, and i would crawl into the hall to peak out and see if it was real. If she was there. Her response was never the same. Sometimes warm, sometimes shed pretend she was on a cooking show like Ina Garten or Paula deen, and begin to tell me how to make what she was making. Other times, shed spot me and id receive threats.” That room better be clean or im gonna kick your ass!” “Hija de su chingada madre, you came in here and ate all the fucking bread and the butter” “how have you been walking around this house and not cleaned anything up you son of a bitch”. SOmetimes shed be on cleaning binges and i was forced to help, and recieve beatings with the remote (her favorite) a sandal or whatever was near for something as small as scuffed shoes or trash under my bed. No matter the reaction i received i always remained quiet Shed still have her parties and id still have uninvited guests in my room. Or her guests would sit and bounce me on their lap even tho i was much too old for it, nobody ever stopped them. nobody ever said it was inappropriate. My mother had a boyfriend, George. George had come and gone from life quite a bit and he was my favorite of all her boyfriends. I loved him. he spoke mainly spanish and he would listen to me ramble and watch me play. hed buy me taco bell and take me for walks. At one point i expressed to my mother that i loved him and i wanted him to be my father. Her expression was startled. As a grown woman i could tell you that George wasnt smart. he was very air headed and a drunk.He was raised in cartel country mexico. the last time i spoke to him i was 16 and he revealed to me that my mother had accused him of being in my bed with me. My life was shattered that night. i had never turned around. i would never look to see who it was. it became so normal to me that sometimes id sleep through and think they were dreams. George had abused me too. My mom had married this man and she became pregnant with my sister. At some point during this time my brother was released and i remember them speaking in hushed tones about him staying at our house due to confrontations between him and his father. When my brother came back i was so desperate to be loved and accepted by him. id shown him the cd i found, id shown him the clothes i was wearing that were his, and i could feel the distance. I honestly had wanted things to go back to “normal”, abuse included. Soon enough the abuse did come back tho not as strong, more lap bouncing, once even in front of my mother for a substantial period of time. My mother was pregnant and emotional and maybe she just wanted her family together as a whole, no matter how torn up we were inside. We had many adventures with my brother. He was a funny guy, probably still is. very silly and has a beautiful smile.Hed say the most clever things and have us holding our sides from laughing so hard. Somewhere along this pregnancy my mother was diagnosed with bipolar disorder. i remember the adults discussing it and my brother attempting to explain it to me tho i cant recall what he said other than shes sick. Soon after there was an argument and my brother was screaming and my mother was screaming and things were being thrown and george was just watching. I remember my brother screaming “ I FUCKING HATE YOU” and walking out of the house. My mom would take me on endless searches for my brother, calling his friends, his ex girlfriends, driving to each friends home and making me get off the car and beg my abuser to come back and see that she was a good person. she would prompt me on exactly what to say before exiting the car just like she had done in mexico each time i visited my father. but thats another story for another post. When we would find my brother he would come out, with tears in his eyes and his teeth clenched. he would tell me he loved me and ask my mother what she wanted as calmly as possible. she would cry and babble not really knowing what to say i assume. and he would leave he would never come back with us. I would go home to more hatred more of her screaming at me and at george. her drinking became violent, shed push and instigate physical confrontations “hit me puto” she would say “fucking hit me”. i was always used as a tool for her “this is what you want fucker, for my baby to see this! he raped me!” she would scream “he raped me!” and george would always try to calm her down. ive only seen him give in to her violence once or twice, hiting her and then crying. She probably had his simple mind so emotionally fucked just like she had mine and my brothers. These fights happened often and continued to happen often through out my childhood. I hated seeing her like that and i never knew who to defend. What is balance? i know lows, i know the lowest of lows. and i know highs. Highs are much more brief, but in between, what is that?

#balance #abuse #motherdaughter #alone #depression #relatable #young adult #perspective

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