#im so funny (lie)

[orangehalfpeeled]

something about cuddling a rendog ..

#im normal #(lie) #doc is so funny though why is he like that #renthedog #rendog #i love rendog #docm #docm77 #dog hybrid ren #goat hybrid docm77 #creeper hybrid docm77 #cyborg docm77 #cuddles #cuddling & snuggling #theyre sweet #rendoc #hermitcraft #hermitblr #my art #peeled art

[violetstar-arts]

I think something’s wrong with my copy of Portal 2

#portal 2 #portal #wheatley #glados #wheatley portal #portal wheatley #portal glados #glados portal #meme #shitpost #im so funny (lie) #nuh uh #why hasn’t anyone done this yet #or maybe someone has and im just living under a rock lol

[moeblob]

Sorry I forgot Hanneman suggested Byleth undress after they show up with a different hair color. And I miss Hanneman. And also while swapping between Houses and Hopes and seeing Hanneman pop up to help in a Hopes paralogue is just devastating since he doesn't ever actually join you at all and I am denied my old man rights.

So I had to draw this. Thank you for understanding.

#fe three houses #byleth #hanneman von essar #i like that Byleth just kinda stares at him and he realizes WHAT HE SAID and the implications and is like #step back uh forget that I said that #like man so zoned in on research he blurts that out and has to backtrack mentally to AH socially bad to say that my bad #if i need to tag this as anything lemme know even though it is a conversation in game basically (minus the marriage) #also if you have never married hanneman i genuinely enjoyed his s support and was VERY surprised and hes just #honestly one of my favorites overall in 3h ?? and im still bummed i cant play as him in thropes like thats just mean #also i think if byleth was like oh well if its awkward to see someone undress randomly #then marriage would solve the awkwardness this is truly the best deduction #which is really funny that i can see it happening with both leths despite my hc of them #with fyleth as bi and myleth as ace i think both would just be like AH cool we can avoid awkwardness by marriage #and hanneman just wants to go lie down in a ditch because he said something like that #and and byleth doesnt even know about religion while working at church school they dont know about school regulations #that wasnt really on their mind to check ok just saying you could tell byleth no to something #and then they just go oh school policies i understand unfortunately #and the person is like no we just meant its frowned upon to do archery practice in the tea garden its not technically illegal just dont??

[twiyke]

every time someone mischaracterises jay ferin as the therapist friend a fairy loses its wings btw. put some respect on her emotionally-constipated ass.

#there's a whole ongoing bit where she either a. forces chip to do feelings talks for her or b. says the most awkward shit ever #like someone opens up to her she's like “wow that was a lot. anyway.” #jay “well i'm just a girl so” ferin. jay the answer is gun ferin. #i get this is a common issue with fandom treatment of female characters but COME THE FUCK ON. IT'S A CANON CHARACTER TRAIT. #and it adds so much depth to the times she DOES try to help or comfort people like in 81/82 where she goes up to chip about gill like #“i'm kind of shit at this emotional stuff but i'm going to do my best for you damnit”. AND SHE FUCKING TRIES. BECAUSE SHE LOVES THEM. #also her getting tipsy and spewing the most insane shit and going teehee ^_^ was that awkward sorry ^_^ and falling over. so fucking funny. #jay ferin #jrwi #im so normal about these fictional characters <- lie #i talk about this all the time in my dms im finally making a post about it I CANT STAND IT ANYMOREE

[demigod-of-the-agni]

Local man, his two boyfriends and his two girlfriends buy TRANS ICON BLÅHAJ

#flash travasso hoarding all the blahajs seems so right to me. like ofc he would. #enby flash real.. #stop i just realised flash and pavitr and hari are dressed up in traffic colours???? oh my god #traffic light boys + comic accurate outfit girls #faceless hari shouldn't scare me but it does. why does he look like this. im sorry baby boy #pavitr is holding two. yes. he's trans didn't you know? he told me himself #they're all trans why lie actually. #i want a blahaj so bad...... maybe when i get enough money i shall finally bring him home.......... #pavitr prabhakar #spider man india #spider man #meera jain #gayatri singh #flash travasso #hari oberoi #atsv #across the spiderverse #artoftheagni #mythic mumbattan au #how fuckin funny would it be if pavitr got a blahaj for his birthday lol hahahaa. for the birthday fic. that would be so funny. haha. 👁️ #coffee bean gang

[mrgaretcarter]

Sassy was The realest character on ted lasso

wanted to fuck ted on sight (and did)

hated rupert until the end (correct)

raised a great kid (nora is so cool)

did not wanna date ted (smart, never over his ex)

insulted rupert at every opportunity (dream)

loves rebecca (same)

forgave rebecca no questions asked (true friend)

loves keeley (same)

had a bad feeling just before rebecca met boatman (visionary)

#tl ramblings #ted lasso #its literally so funny that sassy called rebecca up like something bad will happen #i had a gut feeling #and i know they just meant that abt rebecca falling into the canal #but im smart i know the terrible thing that was abt to happen was meeting boatman #i dont actually have anything against him personally #(thats a lie i do i didnt like it when rebecca asked if his ex was dead and he was like 'i wish' or something like that) #(like come on dude thats the mother of your kid and ill just say it: ted would never) #but its just sooo weak plot wise #literally just a random man tacked on at the end

[marblerose-rue]

click for better quality!!

here are my full designs for these two <3

#my art #do not copy trace or steal #dovewing #ivypool #warriors #waca #wc art #warrior cats #IF I CAN FIND MY OLD IVYPOOL DESIGN. ill do a silly comparison bc i have dovewings old design and i can compare her old + new designs but i #cant do that with ivys </3 #i meant to do this earlier but we had to run emergency errands #what if i claimed both of them for the autism adhd nation. bc i already did #OK SO technically the first book that got me into warriors was the tigerstar and sasha comic #BUT REALLY my first Actual Book was the fourth apprentice i lovewing dovewing so much #im planning on rereading some of the books this fall bc i associate this weather were getting with warriors and i have like 30 of the books #before my grandma passed she would always save the wc books that got donated for me <3 i wish she wouldve read them too bc she loved cats #just as much as i did #me saying im not gonna do anything w ocs was a lie i was on tiktok earlier and saw a few funny screenshots so im recreating them w mrb #whether or not i post them is up to future me . aka me in a few hours . but i would also like to eat supper before doing anything else #i love turning my tags into my diary you all have to read all of the thoughts that plague my mind AHKDNBFHBDFG #also me giving dove super heterochromia is a way to dodge the eye color thing. she has green eyes <3 when i read the books growing up #she had green eyes in my head . and my mind designs for the cats r different from my drawn designs #bc my mind designs r super boring tbh. just normal cats with nothing fun going on #OK now im posting for realsies

[ninja-knox-ur-sox-off]

Re-reading jttw after so many years is wild because my reading comprehension has improved so much. I didn't realize how many gods just straight up lied to the jade emperor and others about swk like bro those peach maiden gals fr said he beat the crap outta them when the mans never laid a hand on them-

#knox rambles #ITS SO WILD #reading at a snails pace cause im reading it out loud to my brothers and finding a time where we're all free to do that is a challange #journey to the west #these gals and the dragon kings and lots of people who have fought him just demonize the crap outta this dude its WILD #unless ofc he did beat the crap outta them and its just not mentioned at all there #lemme know if im out to lunch on this #its so funny too cause they dont need to exaggerate for him to get into trouble but they do anyways #almost like they dont want anyone knowing they caved right away when the monkey just brandished his cudgal as a threat #instead of staying proud and tall and all immortal #it might just be the storytelling and im misunderstanding something #its interesting how these celestial heavenly immortal beings are written to straight up lie through their teeth to jade empoerer #man i love.this book

[calamitys-child]

My purpose and singular mission in life is to make sure queer and/or neurodivergent kids know that sometimes it really is their parents who are stupid and other adults are on their side. This, unfortunately, does not make me popular with their parents. Gonnae keep doing it though.

#kid was very overwhelmed by the theatre environment and panicking and didnt want to see the show cause it looked scary #and the mum was trying to get me to tell the kid its not scary (no i dont lie to kids i told her there are lots of funny bits but a couple #of maybe scary bits too) #and I told her hey listen the bravest thing you can do is tell people you arent comfortable somewhere. youve done so well to do that #and i gave her a program so she can learn more and make an informed decision if she wants to come another time #and i asked her what her favourite things are and she said science and animals and i told her to try the museum its super fun #and her mum was all 'ugh shes a nightmare she's ~on the spectrum~' #and i went yeah me too. and told the kid this isnt for everyone and she did well to tell me and i hope she likes the museum #and like. her mum yelling at her was making everything worse. talking to her like a person with agency? #got her from full panic attack to actively smiling at me in under 5 minutes #sometimes your parents or guardians are in fact being stupid or rude! neurodivergent adults exist! other people see you and hear what you're #saying and won't be mad! #anyway. now IM very overwhelmed but i really hope that kid remembers this and i hope she has a great day #im going to get a coffee and sit under a tree for a while

[turtletoria]

But if you tamed me, everything would be... different.

#turtlearts #the little prince #the little prince (1974) #gene wilder #i wont lie i fucking loved the fox... the image of wilder jumping around the woods pretending to be a small animal is so charming and funny #and also i have been playing that fucking song non-stop no other song sounds good to me anymore im obsessed #its so cute. it literally so cute and i cry #i already knew of the fox quote about being tamed but seeing it be so movingly acted out..... its like. wow. thats art baby #the wheat fields........ sobs into my hands

[gods-little-meow-meow]

happy winter my sky kid is Not dressed for the occasion

#this is a lie im from the southern hemisphere so its summer rn #but also chill sunbather coming in the middle of (sky) winter is Very funny to me #sky children of the light #that sky game #sky #sky cotl

[isas-bathbombs]

#guys we do not joke about miranda being a boomer enough #its so funny im sorry #resident lover #mother miranda #this also works with alcina or bela i cant lie

[koifsssh]

your honor! i present to you! the silly people!

just a guy and his dog, if you will...

I don't think Rainy takes Maverick very seriously, at least in terms of trying to protect him! To him it doesn't really make much sense, but who is he to argue with the Boss? At least Maverick is fun to mess with! He's too serious sometimes!

some of these drawings were done by @thatthirstyweirdo ! do give her a follow! an amazing artist, truly! (Maverick also belongs to her, bwah!)

#welcome home oc #rainy dewdrop #myart #but also not my art #your honor im so normal about them (lie) #welcome home mob au #the mob au is so funny sometimes #bwahhhh #they are very funny to me #maverickkkkk ahaaaaaaaaaa im so normallll #maverick mic

[bluemas321]

happy 300 days since death! <3

#bnha #mha #bnha spoilers #mha spoilers #bakugo katsuki #id say im sorry for making this but that would be a lie #please note that i do love bakugou i swear but bullying him is so so funny put him back in the blender <3

[fictionalcharacterlovetimes]

#self shipping #self ship #f/o #selfshipping #self ship community #selfship community #self shipper #selfshipping community #self shipping community #ignore the fact i used like 5 of the same tag just phrased differently #but yeah i really wanna know #bc i say stuff like 'im Normal about this character' a lot #and i know its a damn lie #everyone around me knows its a damn lie #but its funny #so im curious! #feel free to tag ur f/os btw i love seeing who everyone ships with

[klauw22]

its so funny to me how before ventures release everyone was like "omg them and junkrat would be so cute they should date" but after their release, after we learned more abt venture and their personality everyone collectively switched to "...actually. ME and venture should be dating" pshshshs

#im guilty of as well so im not even judging #its just so funny #the selfshipping goes crazy #rambling #i need them so bad not even gonna lie.