#in order we have

[gottabescientific]

As far as Tumblr is concerned there are 3 types of hockey player: sad wet cat, slut, and bastard

#nhl #hockey #in order we have #connor mcdavid #or #quinn hughes #sidney crosby #tyler seguin #and finally #matthew tkachuk #brady tkachuk

[krazieka2]

FE3H outfit swap!

#in order we have #blue lions #golden deer #black eagles #church of seiros #I forgot Gilbert #not even doing a wink there I forgot he was playable #carrying over my posts from twitter choo chooooo #2022 art #Lysithea in Lorenz's armor is what started this whole thing btw #she looks fantastic #also a big fan of Dorothea in Linny's clothes #lean in close #between you and me #I don't think Catherine is making that look work for her

[skywitchmaja]

red dead crossing

#for those of us who play rdr2 like it’s animal crossing <3 #in order we have #arthur morgan #dutch van der linde #hosea matthews #john marston #sadie adler #and charles smith #wooo #rdr2 #animal crossing #art

[heart-of-a-rebel16]

There will never be anything more funny than the differences between the three fulcrums

#In order we have #a noble space knight who may or may not be a deity of the living force #War crimes mcghee ✨gay edition✨ #And some random dude who more or less kidnaps people for the rebellion #And that’s not even to say if their canon heights #Kallus is a full 6 INCHES taller than cassian andor and seven taller than ahsoka #They’re amazing ❤️❤️❤️ #star wars #swr #star wars rebels #cassian andor #ahsoka tano #alexsandr kallus #agent kallus #fulcrum #fulcrum cubed

[lovemesomeagnst]

Lil oc doodles of mine with collabs with @mayzi33 ocs too

#my ocs muah muah #ocs #oc #fsl #rds #in order we have #joy #lyra #cameron #kyle #illaira #joy and yuri #illaira and dylan #yeah!! #theyre so slay and fun guys

[horseshoemybeloved]

I’ll turn it into a hashtag so you can more easily find them, plus if other people do fanart of them you can see that aswell!!!

#in order we have #patrick stump #joe trohman #pete wentz #andy hurley #fob #fall out boy #art #my art

[storiesaremylife]

Doing a series that's my fic characters as Charlie Bowater's official art for the series.

#in order we have #aiden herondale and cheyenne andrews #aiden herondale and jonah carstairs #and #jonah carstairs and jessalyn rosales #my art #shadowhunters #clace #kierarktina #herongraystairs #jessa #my ocs

[lillysaurus12]

I drew myself with some of my favorite music people !! i am the one with red hair btw :)

#in order we have #weird al #Freeced #Lemon Demon #me lol #the stupendium #(now for other reg tags) #weird al fanart #weird al yankovic #neil cicierega #nerdcore fanart #fanart #Lillysaurus12 Art

[digitalcactusblog]

every single person in svsss is a different flavor of bastard and it's incredible

shen qingqiu is fairly obvious, considering his whole deal is being a terminally online internet troll. one might decide to characterize him as 'bitch' instead of bastard though

luo binghe is an angel to his shizun and then to literally anyone else he'll make rude gestures and glower until they leave him and sqq alone. also he’s the op protagonist and The strongest guy around, no one can touch him and he absolutely knows it

shang qinghua is a weaselly little hamster who is the manifestation of bureacratic traps and loopholes, immensely competent in order to personally ruin your day one sheet of paperwork at a time and then immediately turns around to be pathetic

mobei jun is rich, enough said LMFAOOOO mbj is an overly op demon king who has servants to do literally anything for him that he can punt without consequences, of course he's a bastard

#svsss #in order we have #internet bastard #'hot shit' bastard #crouching moron hidden bastard #and rich bastard #liu qingge also fits on the list as 'jock bastard' #it's bastards all the way down y'all

[slightlydeceased]

i made pancake art in painting class today

#in order we have #the yippee creature #my dog #and a rat #i gave the rat away to a friend #i ate the rest of it tho #i had a tummy ache afterwards #but it's ok #god gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers #and hurtiest stomachs to his hungriest soldiers

[zacharie-davis-draws]

Lisa OCS? In my Tumblr? More likely than you think

#in order we have #Flame G. Thrower #Finn Gerhem #Casey #Derrick #lisa rpg #lisa rpg oc #lisa the painful

[thelordofshrimp]

baby

cat

tree

old

feeling

wreck

jail

mom

jesus h christ al

can't say no to you though :)

baby (10)

Your neighbors to the left have a baby, they don’t get enough sleep as is.

cat (1)

Hazel stood up, dumping Frank, in cat form, out of her lap with a surprised meow. “Where’d you meet him?”

tree (again) (17)

The side with all the trees is the safest, because their roots make stairs you can step down.

old (16)

"When nine hundred years old you reach, look so good, you will not," Will retorted in a croaky voice. Nico assumed it was some kind of inside joke. 

feeling (47)

Will swatted his hand away. “I don’t hide my feelings.”

wreck (0)

no wreck :( not yet >:)

jail (0)

also no jail!

mom (51)

Will remembered his mom saying something about everyone in their twenties being dumb or mean or both.

#that was so many #in order we have #1-the only piece of non-fic #2-red cross au #3-the non fic thing again #4- minibang :) #5- my sw piece! #and 8-a thing i started a WHILE ago then kind of abandoned #but now that it's summer.....i am looking #al tag :) <3 #asks #ask game

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

the fact that shakespeare was a playwright is sometimes so funny to me. just the concept of the "greatest writer of the English language" being a random 450-year-old entertainer, a 16th cent pop cultural sensation (thanks in large part to puns & dirty jokes & verbiage & a long-running appeal to commoners). and his work was made to be watched not read, but in the classroom teachers just hand us his scripts and say "that's literature"

just...imagine it's 2450 A.D. and English Lit students are regularly going into 100k debt writing postdoc theses on The Simpsons screenplays. the original animation hasn't even been preserved, it's literally just scripts and the occasional SDH subtitles.txt. they've been republished more times than the Bible

#due to the Great Data Decay academics write viciously argumentative articles on which episodes aired in what order #at conferences professors have known to engage in physically violent altercations whilst debating the air date number of household viewers #90% of the couch gags have been lost and there is a billion dollar trade in counterfeit “lost copies” #serious note: i'll be honest i always assumed it was english imperialism that made shakespeare so inescapable in the 19th/20th cent #like his writing should have become obscure at the same level of his contemporaries #but british imperialists needed an ENGLISH LANGUAGE (and BRITISH) writer to venerate #and shakespeare wrote so many damn things that there was a humongous body of work just sitting there waiting to be culturally exploited... #i know it didn't happen like this but i imagine a English Parliament House Committee Member For The Education Of The Masses or something #cartoonishly stumbling over a dusty cobwebbed crate labelled the Complete Works of Shakespeare #and going 'Eureka! this shall make excellent propoganda for fabricating a national identity in a time of great social unrest. #it will be a cornerstone of our elitist educational institutions for centuries to come! long live our decaying empire!' #'what good fortune that this used to be accessible and entertaining to mainstream illiterate audience members... #..but now we can strip that away and make it a difficult & alienating foundation of a Classical Education! just like the latin language :)' #anyway maybe there's no such thing as the 'greatest writer of x language' in ANY language? #maybe there are just different styles and yes levels of expertise and skill but also a high degree of subjectivity #and variance in the way that we as individuals and members of different cultures/time periods experience any work of media #and that's okay! and should be acknowledged!!! and allow us to give ourselves permission to broaden our horizons #and explore the stories of marginalized/underappreciated creators #instead of worshiping the List of Top 10 Best (aka Most Famous) Whatevers Of All Time/A Certain Time Period #anyways things are famous for a reason and that reason has little to do with innate “value” #and much more to do with how it plays into the interests of powerful institutions motivated to influence our shared cultural narratives #so i'm not saying 'stop teaching shakespeare'. but like...maybe classrooms should stop using it as busy work that (by accident or designs) #happens to alienate a large number of students who could otherwise be engaging critically with works that feel more relevant to their world #(by merit of not being 4 centuries old or lacking necessary historical context or requiring untaught translation skills) #and yeah...MAYBE our educational institutions could spend less time/money on shakespeare critical analysis and more on... #...any of thousands of underfunded areas of literary research i literally (pun!) don't know where to begin #oh and p.s. the modern publishing world is in shambles and it would be neat if schoolwork could include modern works? #beautiful complicated socially relevant works of literature are published every year. it's not just the 'classics' that have value #and actually modern publications are probably an easier way for students to learn the basics. since lesson plans don't have to include the #important historical/cultural context many teens need for 20+ year old media (which is older than their entire lived experience fyi)

[dinomite2]

Made this in the middle of 2:30 am

But seriously though these Mfs are annoying as hell

#splatoon #splatoon 3 #splat3 #splatoon 2 #splatoon shitpost #splatoon side order #splatoon 3 dlc #splatoon meme #splatoon 3 side order #jelleton #this mf #I think someone else has already did this but oh well 🤷 #side order spoilers #drizzling capriccioso #We have come for your nectar

[obsob]

hmm anyway. holds u in my arms

#mine #cats #i did this a while ago n forgot 2 post whoopsies !! #anyway. my brain was so so small today colouring is so hard but...i think i may...have a solution....perhaps....we will test 2morrow and se #i hope everyone has had a good beginning to ur week also #tomorrow i need2 do orders and fix colouirng maybe and then thrusday finish colouring n then friday im going BIRD WATCHING #its fun ducks season i love fun ducks #ducks r so easy. unlike say a plover or a bunting of which there r 1000 and they are all the same

[cruelsister-moved2]

for real! (from kadji amin)

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What I've realized is that I believe that the matter of gender is practical and relational. It's not about who you are inside, it's more about how you would feel most comfortable in the world. It's not 'Who are you?' but 'How do you want to live?'

Had that been the discourse when I was coming up, I would have breathed a sigh of relief. I don't have to figure out who I am on the inside, I just have to figure out how I want to live.

end of ID]

#and I kind of felt really sad when they were talking about how like they feel in some ways figuring yourself out is way harder now #bc there is this pressure to like figure out who u Really Are Inside #and instead of being like well maybe my identity goes far beyond gender and like i don't need to find some microlabel #in order to like define who is Me #it's become very fixated on like categorising ur gender rejection in a way that ends up just. making even more genders to constrain u #it's hard to summarise it was like v wordy but I thought this part was so true #for sexuality as well not to tack it on but we have really gotten into the same mindset w sexuality now as well #THANK U @VAKAVANHASAATANA for the ID it wont let me @ you in the text </33