Clark, visiting Wayne Manor for the first time: uhhh, who's in charge here?
Bruce, sighing deeply: usually whoever yells the loudest.
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Batman: Crime is abnormaly quiet today, one more round and we should go home, chum.
Robin (Jason): A-Okay. I may even have time to read a bit before going to bed.
Batman: I'll think about it.
Robin: We could go to Bat Burguer! Di-Nightwing said they have an amazing chocolate milkshake.
Batman: I don't know, Robin...
Robin: I'm sure they have banana milkshake as well or something fruity.
Batman: Hm
Robin: I knew it!
Batman: Hm??
Robin: You are a fruit bat.
Batman: what?
Robin: I was reading a book about animals and they say that of the 1200 known species of bats only three are vampire bats. You are too normal to be a vampire bat. Also vampire bats are smaller and you are very big and vampire bats move solo and while you like to prented to be moody and lonley you have me, Agent A, Batgirl and Nightwing and that just in Gotham. So you are a fruit bat. And you love fruity things.
Batman: *smilling* I suppose.
Robin: And that means we are going to drink the milkshakes because you can't refuse fruit things!
Batman: Because I'm a fruit bat.
Robin: Yeah!!
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Robin (Damain): I'm the son of Batman, I'll drink your blood, Hood.
Red Hood: Nah, B's totally a fruit bat and as the "blood son" that just means you like banana milkshake, sorry demon brat.
Batman: *in the background, accidentaly listens* *happy hm*
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Cole: We're kind of missing something guys.
Zane: Cohesion?
Lloyd: Teamwork?
Kai: A general sense of what we're doing?
Nya: No, we lost Jay somehow
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Lloyd, before an attack: Okay, remember that they expect a group of competent, well trained ninja
Lloyd: Which gives us the upper hand of surprise
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Wu: we call this a traumatic event
Wu, looking at Kai: not a ‘major L’
Wu, looking at Jay: not a ‘lmao that sucks’
Wu, looking at Lloyd: not a ‘it is what it is’
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Lloyd: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Kai: Several traffic violations.
Cole: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Jay: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Zane: Also, this is not our car.
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This definitely happened off screen somewhere
Based off this post by @purpleisnotacolor
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March Incorrect DSMP Quotes 06
today's prompt:
all quote prompts are made by @accursed-worm
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