#incorrect Kallura quote

[purplegays]

Gen Z #1: Allurance is the best Voltron ship.

Gen Z #2: No way! It’s obviously Klance!

Gen X: I thought Keith and Allura ended up together?

*Gen X was removed from the chat*

#voltron #voltron legendary defender #voltron incorrect quotes #klance #allurance #kallura #keith kogane #lance mcclain #vld keith #vld lance #incorrect quotes #incorrect voltron legendary defender quotes #incorrect voltron quotes

[blahblahrose]

✨ VF next gen incorrect quotes and headcanons part 6 ✨

Quick remider:

Kallura kids - Leo, Kai, Kira

Lance's - Rose and Eidan

Hunk's - Nella and Andy

Pidge's- Katie

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(highschool)Eidan: "Katie, you and your computer skills are cool, but can you hack into my math class and give me straight A's?"

Katie: "Sorry, Eidan, I'm good, but I'm not a miracle worker."

Leon: "I think I can lead this mission flawlessly!"

Rose: "Leon, you once tripped over your own feet during training. Flawless might be a stretch."

Rose:"Do you think aliens have wifi?"

Andy: "Oh, definitely. I bet they use it to watch funny cat videos just like we do."

Eidan: "Katie, can you program a robot to do my chores while I take a nap?"

Katie: "Sure, but I'll also program it to wake you up every two minutes with annoying alarms."

Kira: "Rose, you've got this! Remember, lawyers are like space paladins, fighting for justice!"

Rose: "I'd feel more confident if I had a giant robot to back me up in court."

Nella: "I can't believe we're stuck on this strange planet again. Are we lost?"

Kai: "Nah, we're not lost. We're just temporarily repositioning ourselves in the wrong direction

Leon: "Guys, I discovered a new species of alien with seven eyes!"

Kai: "Wow, Leon, you're like the unofficial alien eye collector of the team."

Rose: "Katie, can you help me find a scientific explanation for why my dad's cooking is so... interesting?" ( his little girl passed the exam with highest grade so he tried to make her some pancakes burned the entire floor)

Katie: "I'm not sure even quantum physics can explain that phenomenon."

Eidan: "Oh great, another alien menace threatening the universe. I was really hoping for a relaxing spa day instead."

Nella:"Yeah, because nothing says 'vacation' like facing an apocalyptic space war."

Nella: "I'm so glad I can be the team's therapist on top of being an engineer. What a dream job."

Lance: "You're a real multitasking marvel, Nella."

#vforce11 #voltron force #voltron force 2011 #vf lance

[mimi-croissant]

Allura: Meet my favorite person in the world *points at Keith* and my boyfriend *points at Lance*

#voltron #klance #allurance #platonic kallura #kallurance #yes keith and allura are metamors #we been knew #lance: >:o #lance mcclain #keith kogane #allura #voltron incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes

[paladudesquotes]

Keith: Allura, no.

Allura: *pouts*

Keith: I-I said no.

Allura: *pouts harder*

Keith: I-I... Okay.

#source: tumblr #voltron #voltron incorrect quotes #dotu #80s voltron #voltron dotu #voltron defender of the universe #dotu keith #dotu allura #dotu kallura #kallura

[incorrectvld-quotes]

Keith: How do I make a date more romantic?

Allura: Try being mysterious.

Keith: Got it.

[later on said date]

Lance: So where are we going?

Keith: None of your freaking business

#incorrect voltron quotes #incorrect vld quotes #vld shitpost #voltron #klance #voltron shitpost #vld keith #vld lance #vld allura #voltron keith #voltron lance #voltron allura #platonic kallura #keith (vld) #lance (vld) #allura (vld) #keith (voltron) #lance (voltron) #allura (voltron) #source: tumblr #red paladin #blue paladin #keith kogane #lance mcclain #princess allura #red paladin keith #blue paladin lance

[spacelion-loveshermulletson]

Lance: Did it hurt?

Allura: Huh?

Lance, finger guns: When you fell down from heaven?

Allura:

Allura: [thinks back to when she tried to sneak out from the castle]

Allura: Oh! Oh no, luckily Keith was there to catch me.

Lance: ?!

#voltron #vld #vld lance #vld allura #vld keith #kallura #keith x allura #incorrect quotes #no hate toward lance or allurance!! #this is just for fun!

[incorrect-dotu-quotes]

Keith: Allura! Your hands are so cold! Here let me warm them up for you.

[He holds her hands]

Allura, blushing: Thanks.

[5 minutes earlier]

Allura, sticking her hands in ice water: hehehehehehehe

#voltron dotu #voltron defender of the universe #80s voltron #voltron 84 #incorrect dotu quotes #dotu keith #80s keith #dotu allura #80s allura #source: me #dotu kallura #kallura

[rainforestgeek]

Keith: How come every time there’s a woman involved you use me as bait?

Allura: Have you seen yourself in the mirror?

#kallura #keith kogane #allura #keith #voltron incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #s: tumblr #s: unknown #vld #voltron #voltron legendary defender #juniblade

[deadlymilady]

Keith, taking a mug from cupboard: Do you want something, Princess?

Allura,mutters with her head slammed at the table: Yes. Something cold and bitter as my soul.

Keith: So...milk?

Allura:

Keith:

Allura:...milk.

#kallura #kalluracanonsince1984 #keith #keith kogane #Allura #Princess Allura #voltron #Voltron Legendary Defender #dreamworks #incorrect voltron quotes

[dchan87]

Keith: Last year, my dear Allura needlessly sacrificed herself.

Allura: Quit telling everyone I'm dead!

Keith: Sometimes I can still hear her voice.

#voltron #voltron legendary defender #kallura #brother bear #incorrect quotes

[justpidgance]

Allura: Lotor isn’t my boyfriend anymore

Keith, blinks: I’m sorry, what?

Allura: We broke up.

Keith: But yesterday I saw you two hugging in the hallway.

Allura: We were saying goodbye.

Keith: Oh.

Allura: Would you like to know why we broke up?

Keith: Yeah...

Allura: I told him I couldn’t stop thinking about someone else.

Keith: Oh...

Allura: That someone else is you. 

Keith, eyes wide: Oh

#why are disney channel shows..so cute?? #that's where i got this from #incorrect quotes #kallura #rosegold #keith kogane #allura altea #voltron legendary defender #my posts

[cabbagebender]

Allura, chilling at the center of reality with her new squad, watching Keith lead the Galra into a peaceful future: Way to go, you funky little Galran.

Lotor, sitting next to her, grumbling: he's sTEALING MY ACT.

#voltron: legendary defender #allura #lotor #keith #kallura #allura + keith #allura & keith #allura x keith #allura and lotor #keith and lotor #the disaster speaks #headcanon #a very silly one #incorrect quotes

[alteanendling-blog]

Allura: You're late.

Keith: You're stunning.

Allura: You're still late.

#incorrect quotes #kallura #keith #keith x allura #allura #voltron #vld

[paladudesquotes]

Allura: Keith, do these earrings make me look fat?

*Power goes off*

Keith: Thank goodness.

#source: wandavision #voltron #voltron incorrect quotes #vld #voltron legendary defender #vld allura #vld keith #vld kallura #kallura

[incorrectvld-quotes]

Lance: How did you know I was going to propose?

Keith: Shiro and Allura haven’t been able to look at me without crying for the last month.

#incorrect vld quotes #incorrect voltron quotes #vld shitpost #klance #voltron #incorrect quotes #voltron shitpost #platonic kallura #broganes #vld #please do not repost #tumblr #source: tumblr #keith (voltron) #keith (vld) #lance (voltron) #lance (vld) #vld lance #vld keith #voltron lance #voltron keith #keith kogane #lance mcclain #red paladin #red paladin keith #blue paladin #blue paladin lance #vld klance #voltron klance

[incorrect-dotu-quotes]

Hunk: You've been giving Allura a lot of attention lately.

Keith: She's sick!

Hunk: So? I'm sick!

Keith: Go to the doctor.

#voltron dotu #voltron defender of the universe #80s voltron #voltron 84 #incorrect dotu quotes #dotu keith #80s keith #80s hunk #dotu hunk #dotu kallura #kallura #source: tumblr