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wishfuldr3aming · 9 months
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Jisung, to the waiter: a milkshake with two straws, please.
Minho: * blushes *
Jisung, putting both straws in his mouth: Watch how fucking fast I can drink this.
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love-zara-skz · 8 months
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JYP: -and one day, you’ll have kids…
Chan: i already have 7
JYP: SKZ doesn’t count…
Chan [Slams his fist down in the table]: THEY ARE MY CHILDREN!!!
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felixpigtails · 1 month
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felix *on the phone*: I better go… kay, call me later… byeeeee!
seungmin: friend of yours?
felix: nope, wrong number
seungmin: ???
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st-r-aykid-s · 9 months
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Seungmin: I’m a skilled driver.
Jeongin: You accidentally hit JYP with your car last night.
Seungmin: Oh that wasn’t an accident. And I did it with skill.
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typicalskz · 2 months
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Changbin: For the last time, you’re not good enough for my brothers, I don't wanna see you around them anymore JYP: *standing at the door with a ukulele* So why don't you give me one more- Changbin: *slams door*
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incorrectskzquotes · 1 year
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JYP: Young Felix! Can I give you some advice?
Felix: Absolutely not.
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anxiousfulltime · 7 months
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JYP: so does anyone have any ideas on what we should do to prevent embarrassing memes being made of this?
*turns to chan*
🐺 idk man. We just embrace
JYP: what do you mean you embrace it-
🐺 I find it helps when you embarrass then back. Personally I enjoy flirting with stays
JYP: wait-
🐰 *walks in* PERSONALLY I enjoy flirting with the members
Jyp: you wHaT!?
🐶 + 🥟 we just breathe and there are memes
🐥+🐷🐰+🐿 we just babygirl so hard the memes can help but follow
JYP: um-
🦊 stays just say I'm toast and Bob so I don't know how to help you
JYP: *deep breath* idk who needs more help. You or stays
Ot8: yes
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bangchanpower · 2 years
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Seungmin: I didn’t sign up for this
JYP: Right, you auditioned for it
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incorrectplanet · 1 year
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anthonny: i wish you would just admit when you’ve made a mistake.
haruto: *stirring coffee* i prefer it with salt.
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if2kittie · 2 years
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jyp: Chan, call the rest of stray kids they’re not listening to me.
Chan: i’m not their dad
Jyp: just do it
Chan: okay kids, line up we’re all going back back to our dorms
skz: * immediately following like ducklings *
Jyp:
Chan: nO liSteN, iM noT thEir-
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dancerhyunjinnie · 9 months
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Jisung: Can I tell you something?
Jisung: Just don’t freak out
Minho: What makes you think I would freak out?
Jisung: I love you
Minho: …
Minho: *Freaks Out* I- I.. I ATE YOUR CHEESECAKE
jisung: MOTHERFU-
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wishfuldr3aming · 9 months
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Minho, walking into the dorm with a suspicious bag:
Chan: What do you have?
Minho's bag: * meows *
Minho: Cocaine.
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love-zara-skz · 8 months
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felixpigtails · 3 months
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changbin: do you know anyone who can teach me how to play the French horn?
jeongin: why?
changbin: I want to wander around to annoy Chan
jeongin: technically you don’t need to know how to play it for that
changbin: …
changbin: you have opened my eyes
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This minsung moment ~
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kpop-girlgroup-quotes · 3 months
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JYP: I am raising my girl groups to be strong
Sunmi: You're fucking up some perfectly good lesbians is what you're doing. Look at them! They've got anxiety
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