#stray kids incorrect texts

[what-if-nct]

Han: Dont get mad.

Chan: What did you do?

Han: I may have lost Jeongin.

Chan: How?

Han: He bit me and ran away, he can be anywhere.

Lee know: Look who I found in the woods leading a raccoon revolution.

Jeongin: Thank you for letting me continue the meeting before bringing me back.

Lee know: Of cause, I support all you guys' deranged behaviors.

Han: You're leading the enemy to war.

Jeongin: You stole their alley, and its my duty to help them as fox prince.

Han: But I am squirrel king.

Jeongin: Not for long.

Lee know: You made them like this.

Chan: What do you mean?

Hyunjin: *rustling in a box of crumpled news paper* Chan, where's the treats you hid in here.

Chan: You gotta keep searching, bud.

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[love-zara-skz]

JYP: lets be real. are any of you straight?

Stray kids:

Jisung: *raises hand slowly*

Minho: *lowers Jisung’s hand*

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[strayquotes]

Lee Know: *watching "Best Hwang Hyunjin Moments" on youtube*

Hyunjin: What are you watching?

Lee Know: *panicks* Porn.

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[one-shared-braincell]

I.N: How do you deal with stress?

Minho: Well I don't go to therapy, but on Saturdays I smoke a lot of weed and give my cat some catnip, and we talk about life. It's basically the same thing.

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[minhosimthings]

No one:

Literally no one:

Skz and Ateez: oh no I'm so sad *hip thrusts* I am in woe *body rolls*

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[notastraykid]

Hyunjin: I am an expert at identifying birds. Seriously.

Changbin: Okay, what about those ones flying over there?

Hyunjin: Yep, they're all birds.

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[skzinka]

inka : stop calling me princess !

jisung : my apologies, my queen.

inka : ..apologies accepted.

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[stay-dazed]

jeongin: look minho-hyung! i drew a picture of you as leebit. he has his arms crossed because people keep irritating him. do you like it??

minho, in tears: it's okay, i guess

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[fabyunaa]

kidnapper: we have your australian member

chan: that's impossible, me and felix are right here

kidnapper: so who keeps saying "g'day mate" whenever we mention you?

chan: OH MY GOD, THEY HAVE HYUNJIN!

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[what-if-nct]

Seungmin: Han fell in the lake.

Chan: Did you push him?

Seungmin: I will not be answering any further questions without my lawyer.

Chan: Who is your lawyer?

Jeongin: I am. My client will not be answering any further questions. He is innocent.

Han: Chan, Seungmin pushed me in the lake.

Jeongin: Do not listen to him. He is clearly inebriated and not in his right mind.

Seungmin: Yeah, Don't make me push you in the lake again.

Lee know: Court stenographer read that back.

Felix: "Seungmin: Don't make me push you in the lake again"

Lee know: I rest my case he pushed my client into the lake there for should be charged with attempted murder and serve twenty-five years in prison.

Chan: Hold on guys. Changbin, where's your pants?!

Changbin: I'm being Binnie the Pooh.

Chan: At least put on underwear.

Felix: No, no not yet. Court Painter are you drawing this.

Hyunjin: No the fuck I am not. I'm drawing birds.

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[love-zara-skz]

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[strayquotes]

Jisung: Going to the store. Does anyone want anything?

Felix: Cheerios, the gay ones.

Jisung: FRUIT LOOPS?!!?!?

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[nomniki]

˖ ࣪ 💭 ࿐ CHASER ˚ .

⊹ ࣪ .  ᰍ̠   han jisung soulmate au . . ⛪️  ꒰   co—hosting your college radio is easy, and hating han jisung like it’s a full time job is a piece of cake— what’s not so easy is pretending that one blind date absolved years worth of hatred and led to a budding relationship with the object of your loathing.

🩰 love from ella! ━━━ another nomniki soulmate smau!! this is becoming my brand hehe.. this isn’t set in the same universe as star lost because it was rly complicated but it’s another college soulmate smau except this time ur getting enemies to lovers soulmates and fake dating in one fic (ik i’m trying to achieve the impossible here just bare with me)

✉️ taglist ━━━ send an ask to be added!!

chapter one, he’s a catch

chapter two, daily affirmations

chapter three, the united nations

chapter four, they wouldn’t (they would)

chapter five, taejen editor

chapter six, hyunjin is dead

chapter seven, baecation

chapter eight, kissing under the stairs

chapter nine, i dick

chapter ten, are we doing this

chapter eleven, freaky freak freakazoid

chapter twelve, ?

chapter thirteen, ?

chapter fourteen, ?

chapter fifteen, ?

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[minhosimthings]

Minho: anything can be gay if you try hard enough

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[notastraykid]

Minho: My knee just cracked so loudly that I half expect it to glow in the dark tonight.

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