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simpforsix · 14 days
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Pittacus: If we’re in trouble, just throw nine children at the problem and hope for the best.
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massive-lesbian · 2 years
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Sam: What do you think six will do for a distraction?
Marina: She’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Marina: ... or she could do that.  
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That point after TFOT when they were just out for blood and not really scared of him anymore:
Setrakus Ra: When I'm done with you, you won't be able to see out of both eyes. Five: Congratulations, you're as effective as an icicle. Setrakus Ra: I mean, I'm gonna make you feel pain. Marina: Dairy already does that, next. Setrakus Ra: ... You won't be able to think straight. Ella: Hah! Trying having telepathy. Setrakus Ra: I'm gonna bash your head into a wall. Nine: I already do that for fun. Six: C'mon, be creative! Setrakus Ra: I'm gonna make you wanna die! John: I'M A PART OF GEN Z, YOU'RE LATE TO THE PARTY! Setrakus Ra: WHAT INTIMIDATES YOU?! Adam: 8th graders!
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asofthe-sea · 11 days
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i’m really bored rn so here’s lorien legacies as shit me and my friends have said
Nine: Counterpoint: L, ratio, bozo.
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Ella: You motherfricker!
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Nine: I’m going to eat drywall.
Five: Can I have some?
Nine: No, find your own drywall you pleb.
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Six: My wife is cheating on me with a fucking text-to-speech!
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Sam: I play sudoku like a SOPHISTICATED person.
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Nine: Ah yes, because nothing says “I am a normal human and definitely not a space alien” like the name JOHN SMITH.
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John, drinking an espresso for the first time: It’s as dark as my soul… AAAH IT TASTES REALLY BAD
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Six: If Ra just decided to be a stripper instead maybe Lorien would still be alive.
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Agent Walker: Superbeings with their pronouns…
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Sam: I got dice and a visceral need to use them.
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Six at the Paradise High battle: HEY I’VE BEEN STABBED CAN YOU STOP MAKING OUT FOR ONE SECOND AND HELP ME??
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Setrákus Ra: Good evening.
Ella: Bitch.
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John: So, did you meet any girls?
Sam: Fictional or real?
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vinesandbooksbaby · 7 months
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LL incorrect quotes but it’s just quotes from my friend group
John: I’m an old person. My body wakes me up at 6 am
Ella: *quietly and seriously*: My body screams
Nine: *singing* my chick bad my chick hood
Six: stop it
Nine: why
Six: your life depends on it
Eight: Do you eat hotdogs?
Marina: yes
Ella: awww
Nine: I need to get it in this time
Five: Fuck off
Nine: That’s what he said
Five: Fuck off?
Marina: I was more of a befriend the tiramisu kind of girl
Ella: Dude I have like the body length of a Viking
*cicada chirping*
Sandor: What’s that?
Brandon/Henri: That’s called a bug
Adam: If you were going to kys what is the stupidest way you could do it
One: One time I actually used a fork to get my food out of the toaster
Sarah: Don’t give up, chase your dreams!
Five: My dream is giving up
(Nemo to Nine): Your texting style is so different from the way you speak. Except for the number of bitches you use. Bitches remain constant
Sam: The author of my textbook suddenly stopped using the Oxford comma I’m gonna kill myself
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new-lorien-artist · 4 months
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"That's what the future holds for the great Number Five"
flipped version under cut
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alik-kallpa · 1 year
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Marina: ... Why is there a pentagram on the floor?
Nine, laying next to Eight: You told us to satanize the house before you returned Marina: Marina: I said sanitize
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stohn-chronicles · 1 year
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Nine, who suggested a sleepover: you could've just turned into something like a mosquito or lice and then went into Setrakus Ra's body and turned into an elephant and exploded him from inside
Eight, who just wants a good night's sleep: I wish we never met
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5s-missing-eye · 1 year
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Marina: the best revenge, really, is being nice!
Nine: or murder.
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thegardeliveforyou · 2 years
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simpforsix · 2 months
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Six: I can't believe we got imprisoned again.
Nine: There has to be a way out. There hasn't been a prison built that could hold me.
Nine: How about we scrape away this mortar here, slide one of these bricks out, then using rope weaved from strands of these old blanket, we can create a pulley system, so that when the Mogs come in over the tripwire, they get laid out and we grab those ornamental swords and fight our way back out!
John: Or I could teleport us out.
Nine:
Everyone:
Nine: Or I suppose John could teleport us out.
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massive-lesbian · 2 years
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Six: Am I in trouble? Katarina: Take a guess. Six: No? Katarina: Take another guess
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Sam: Small creatures are way more vicious. That's because their anger has less space to be bottled up in. Marina: That is ridiculous, give me one example. Six: Spiders. John: Wasps. Eight: Terriers. Nine: Five.
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ghostlyfanparadise · 10 months
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Nine: you disrespect me, you disrespect my family, you disrespect my cow.
John: you don’t have a cow.
Nine: shut up.
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egret-orchids · 2 years
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Nigel: Rules are made to be broken. Caleb: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken. Isabela: Uh, piñatas. Ran: Glow sticks. Kopano: Karate boards. Taylor: Spaghetti when you have a small pot. Nigel: Rules. Caleb:
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new-lorien-artist · 4 months
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Oh my word there’s still an LL fandom on here????!!!! I’m rereading the books after a couple years, and was a bit saddened to find that most of the fandom fell away after the series had ended (bc I actually only read the books for the first time when the entire series had been published for years), but you post regularly and reblog regularly, so yay, it seems that people are still here!!! After years of loving these books and rereading them I’d love to finally join the fandom— any blogs you’d recommend I follow, ppl who are still into LL and active at least every couple months? (I’d say ‘acgive regularly’ if I was a normal-ish person, but I’m rarely online, so I don’t mind people who post sporadically too— in fact I almost prefer that, you get me?). Anyways ahhh tldr I’m so glad other people are still obsessing over these aliens lol, like super happy :D
Hey hey, welcome to the fandom!! Yeah we're still here, it kinda gets a bit quiet now and again with all of us being busy, but the fandom is still around and kicking!
Most LL fans as far as I'm aware post about the series on their main blogs that have frequent activity, so if you don't mind following people that post any kind for a while but have something LL related now and again, this would be your option. If you wanna chat them up about the series then I would say @kip-loric @biddybaboop @simpforsix are very active and occasionally share LL art or incorrect quotes or memes!
If you are looking for LL blogs, I would say @5s-missing-eye and @apocalx post on occasion, but they're super passionate about the characters and have tons of interesting aus and headcanons and book thoughts to read through!
Kip currently has a Gem AU with the Garde that you can ask them about if you happen to know about Steven Universe, and both them and apocalx have LL OCs who are Human Garde with some detailed backstories and personalities!
I usually just follow the lorien legacies tag and find stuff from there, and once in a blue moon you get a new person come out and post some art or incorrect quotes or fanfic ideas for a while! The tag updates sporadically as well, but sometimes in the year it gets pretty frequent (like now for example since it's break for some of us in school).
If you wanna hang out with the community and have a discord, we have a tumblr fandom server here and an instagram fandom server here!
I also wanna note that though LL posts aren't frequent year round, the fandom in general is happy to discuss the series and talk about our favorite characters or what we think about the books, and there's lots of us who got things we wanna say to someone. Send over an ask or hop in DMs with a question or two or three!
This is a bit of a messy answer, but I hope it's a start and helps you meet some people from the fandom!
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