#incorrect lotr

[a-sneaky-bagginses]

Gimli, who went through standard dwarf education: "We'll need to be careful to elevate the head and monitor 'is blood pressure for the next few hours."

Legolas, who grew up in the woods surrounded by other weird ass Mirkwood elves: "...Why don't we just ask the moon to fix him?"

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[autistook]

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[lithiumseven]

Frodo: *stabbed by an immortal blade*

The Hobbits: What do we do Mr. Strider

The Hobbits: *looking to this big scary mountain man so intimidating and mysterious they don’t even know his real name*

Aragorn, truly just some guy at heart: I’m gonna call my dad

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[incorrect-lord-of-the-rings]

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[vildo]

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[aldarquen]

Silmarillion nonsense inspired by TLOU memes from @ellliemilller

Featuring art from the talented @sauroff

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[entishramblings]

Legolas: I washed my face, brushed my teeth, and did my hair!

Gimli: Good for you. I’m staying dirty.

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[grondds-and-roses]

Gandalf, saying something in elvish:

Pippin, sighing: Yeah, yeah I know

Legolas: I didn't know that you can speak elvish.

Pippin: I can't. I just know "fool of a took" in every language he speaks.

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[hoeoftherings]

Thranduil: I know that they are gathering. Stay here, and don’t let them know that we know about them. That’s an order, Marchwarden.

Haldir: Yes, lord, you know that they are gathering, but you don’t know why. I’m going there to take a look nonetheless.

Thranduil: They are gathering for attack!

Haldir: And when will they attack?

Legolas: ..Spring. It’s always spring,……right?

Haldir *chuckling*: I’ll go there.

#incorrect lotr #lord of the rings incorrect quotes #lotr incorrect quotes #haldir #legolas #thranduil #lotr shitpost #lotr #lord of the rings

[elvish-sky]

Legolas : I learned some very valuable lessons from this.

Aragorn: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.

Legolas: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

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[telumendils]

incorrect lord of the rings quotes ↳ "can you come collect your freak of a man please. He's doing things"

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[elladanns]

Galadriel: the light of Eärendil, our most beloved star

Elrond: YOU HAD MY ADA IN THAT BOTTLE ALL THIS TIME AND DIDN'T TELL ME?

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[autistook]

LOTR & HOBBIT TEXT POSTS

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[gil-galadwrap]

Halbrand: do you think I should kill some of the characters in my book?

Galadriel: you’re writing a book?

Galadriel: about what?

Halbrand: it’s an autobiography

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[incorrect-lord-of-the-rings]

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[vildo]

Why does it cry Smeagirl

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