#incorrect markiplier

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

*during a game of Among Us*

Davey: Race, you said you were following Jack last time and this time, right? So where did you go?

Race: I went to do the thing with Jack.

Albert and Davey: *laugh*

Davey: Jack’s dead-

Crutchie: Jack’s dead now.

Albert: Jack’s dead-

Race: Yes? AND?

Albert: …Did you kill him?

Race: No! NO!

Race: Maybe…

Race: …he might have deserved it…

Albert and Davey: 👀

Race: …but I’m gonna go with no :)

Davey: I don’t-

Albert: …I don’t know if he’s a genius or a moron

#remembered this gem from Markiplier and thought it was too perfect #markiplier #jacksepticeye #among us #rip jack #jack kelly #davey jacobs #racetrack newsies #racetrack higgins #albert newsies #albert dasilva #crutchie #newsies #newsies 1992 #seize the day #newsies stage show #incorrect newsies quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect Markiplier #“I don’t know if he’s a genius or a moron’’ perfectly encapsulates race #I FORGOT #wade #rip Wade

[incorrectinspacewithmarkiplier]

Cap'n Y/N: This is a mistake

En!Mark, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!

Cap'n Y/N: But not today.

En!Mark, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess!

#markiplier #in space with markiplier #incorrect in space with markiplier #incorrect iswm #incorrect quotes #iswm #markiplier iswm #incorrect #incorrect markiplier #engineer mark #captaineer #captain yn #iswm mark #iswm captain #iswm incorrect quotes #in space with markiplier incorrect

[ask-will-and-dark]

Y/N *playing mini golf with the egos and losing, badly.*

Y/N: I never said I was good at the game. I just said I liked it.

#markiplier #incorrect markiplier #incorrect quotes #y/n #iswm #ahwm #adwm #source: playing mini golf with my parents

[camifandomfan]

*The fam is over at Tim’s apartment*

Jason: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?

Tim: …No…

Tim, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???

Jason, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!

Dick: I see a-

Tim, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.

Jason: Oh, well I-

Tim: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*

Tim, amazed: Its got a bake setting!

Dick: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!

Steph: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?

Tim: Now I’ve just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don’t have to roshambo nothin!

Tim: I am a man who owns four ovens…

Tim, louder and way too happy: I am a man who owns FOUR OVENS…

Tim: I didn’t know I was so rich with ovens…

Jason, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!

Steph: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- five ovens!

Tim:

Tim, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM A MAN WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS

#batfam #batman #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #batfamily #incorrect batfamily quotes #stephanie brown #I feel like Tim would be the one to not pay too close attention to the kitchen of his apartment and then randomly finds out he owns a lot #more than he thought #he’s also super happy about it for no reason #markilpier #markiplier makes

[insanenicky]

Moving my memes from tw*tter to tumblr <3

#nimona #nimona meme #nimona movie #wow look i made a meme #nimona art #nimona ambrosius #nimona posting #nimona incorrect quotes #markiplier #markiplier meme #everybody looks like markiplier

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2586

(Dialogue from Santa Clarita Diet.)

#unus annus #ethan nestor #markiplier #crankgameplays #incorrect quotes #marks and rec misc #source: santa clarita diet #vid: duct tape crucifixion (amy please don't watch this video)

[juanarc-thethird]

What if...

Team RWBY and friends are in Salem Castle. After so many turns in the castle they were caught in a trap she had made. They are locked in a very wide lower floor and in front of them is a huge door.

Salem: Wahahaha! They fell into my trap. Behind this door is my most diabolical creation, it will tear you to pieces.

*BAM! BAM!* a loud noise is heard on the other side of the door.

The only way out is to climb and break the barriers that are blocking their path or face what is on the other side.

Ruby: Shit, we have to get out of here! Nora, Blake and Weiss, try to break those barriers. The rest of us help keep whatever it is at a distance so we can escape.

Everyone agrees and starts working, except for one person.

Jaune: *Stand there looking at the door*

Ruby: Jaune?! What are you doing? Move! We need to get out of her.

Jaune: What if I didn't?

Ruby: Huh?

Jaune: What if I didn't run?

Weiss: *Concern* Jaune are you ok?

Jaune: What if I'm not a coward?

Ruby: No one is calling you a coward. We need to get out of here!

Jaune: What if I'm not gonna run away. What if I'm going to stand right here. What if I'm going to make my stand! Huh! What if I wanna go toe to toe with whatever is gonna come through that door.

Ruby: Weiss do something!

Weiss: What do you want me to do?!

Jaune: *Serious* What if I want them to get me. What if I want them to kill me. What if I want them to Try!

Weiss: HO...

Ruby: ..LY..

Salem: SHIT!!! Did you girls feel that tickling in your womb?

Weiss/Ruby: Uh-hu.

Salem: Fuck this, change of plans. Give me that man and I won't kill anyone anymore!

Jaune: What?

Weiss/Ruby: NOW WAY!!!

Salem: I will share him with you two.

Jaune: What?!

Weiss/Ruby: DEAL!!

The two grab Jaune and drag him to a door that Salem appears using magic so they can leave.

Jaune: Wait! What happened to my great feat?! It was my battle to the death!!! I'm a warrior, damn it!!!

#jaune arc #jaune #rwby jaune arc #rwby jaune #rwby ruby #ruby rose #ruby #rwby ruby rose #rwby weiss #weiss schnee #rwby weiss schnee #weiss #rwby salem #rwby #rwby shitpost #rwby lemon #rwby incorrect quotes #markiplier

[cod-dump]

Soap: You don’t make love with your eyes or your body… You make love with your heart and soul!

Gaz: *puts a sticker on his chest with an ‘L’ on it*

Gaz: You have a large soul

Soap: Thank you-

Roach: *puts a sticker with a ‘M’ on his crotch*

Roach: And you have a medium dick

*Soap stares at Roach as he laughs along with Gaz. Then Ghost laughs from the other room*

Soap: BABE-

Ghost: WHAT?! IT’S FUNNY

Gaz & Roach: *losing their shit*

#call of duty #cod mwii #modern warfare ii #john soap mactavish #kyle gaz garrick #gary roach sanderson #simon ghost riley #incorrect quotes #soapghost #ghostsoap #markiplier inspired

[smiledog15578]

Marks old 1920’s headshots (gun target practice unrelated)

#giving him backshots- #INCORRECT BUZZER SOUND #art #fanart #markiplier #my art #who killed markiplier #actor mark #horror #1920

[deadboyquotes]

Charles, turning a light on and off really fast: This is Morse code for ‘AHHHH!’

#dead boy detectives #incorrect quotes #charles rowland #source: markiplier

[foxtamer113]

Dark: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time.

Wilford, cracks his knuckles: Manslaughter it is.

#Darkstache #Darkiplier #Wilford Warfstache #Markiplier egos #Incorrect Quotes #Incorrect ego quotes #lmao

[incorrectinspacewithmarkiplier]

En!Mark: When Captain was born, the gods said, "They're too perfect for this world."

Mack: Please. When they were born, the devil said, "Oh, competition."

#markiplier #in space with markiplier #incorrect in space with markiplier #incorrect iswm #incorrect quotes #iswm #markiplier iswm #incorrect #engineer mark #incorrect markiplier #iswm mark #iswm mack #iswm captain #captain #captain yn #mack #head engineer mark

[incorrect-quotes-egos]

Yancy: Do you think different paints have different tastes?

Wilford: They do.

Bim: …Why did you say that with such certainty?

#markiplier #markiplier egos #ahwm yancy #yancy #bim trimmer #iswm wilford warfstache #adwm wilford warfstache #wilford warfstache #ahwm wilford warfstache #wkm wilford warfstache #incorrect quotes #incorrect ego quotes #incorrect egos

[spacy-snail]

Vanessa: if you actually want to survive this job, you’re going to need this *pulls out unlabeled VHS tape*

Mike: *confusedly and hesitantly takes the tape*

LATER

Mike: *at home, puts the tape into a player* *the camera zooms in on the static of the tv* *he presses play on the remote*

TV: HELLO EVERYONE! MY NAME IS MARKIPLIER AND THIS IS YOUR GUIDE ON HOW TO NOT DIE AT YOUR JOB AT FREDDY FAZBEARS PIZZA

#this is how I hope this cameo goes #fnaf #fnaf movie #markiplier #mike schmidt #vanessa monroe #incorrect quote #snail scribbles

[urdadsceilingfan]

Love my silly robot boys

Get pranked

For context :after the first photo Google punched Bing in the gut a little too hard and in the middle of fixing him, he took a revenge selfie

You see the joke is that it looks like Google is not helping him- *gets kicked out the therapy group*

#guys I’m so funny-INCORRECT BUZZER #markiplier egos #my silly art #bingiplier #googleiplier #how do we spell googles name??? #with or without the e?? #April fools

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2635

(Dialogue from BG3.)

#unus annus #ethan nestor #markiplier #crankgameplays #incorrect quotes #marks and rec misc #source: baldur's gate 3