#incorrect ohshc quotes

[thelovinghost]

Y/n: Pros and cons of dating me. Y/n: Pros. You'll be the cute one. Y/n: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin- Tamaki, hugging Y/n like a puppy: I love you, even with all your cons

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[ouranbutworse]

Tamaki: You're cute when you're mad.

Haruhi: Then I'm about to get fucking adorable!

Kyoya: Thank you to my mother, who posted how much she loves her three children on Facebook... I'm the fourth.

Renge: Hey, don't insult my cooking, I used to be a professional caterer!

Hikaru: And you still would be, if you hadn't poisoned those nuns.

Hikaru: This scented candle smells like shit.

Honey: Those are my grandma's ashes.

Kyoya: They don't ID me for liquor or cigarettes anymore because they see the light has left my eyes.

Hikaru: Sluts never get turned down.

Kaoru: Let's test that theory: Hey, Kyoya! Ever been turned down?

Kyoya: Nope.

Kaoru: Guess you're right, Hikaru.

Hikaru: Let's go car shopping. Our parents promised me a bar if I got all B's, and I got all C's.

Haruhi: I think I'll just stay in my room tonight, dad. Goodnight.

Ranka: Okay, goodnight sweetie.

Tamaki from the closet: Goodnight Ranka!

Haruhi: I feel so uncomfortable around tall people. What if they lick my head?

Kasanoda: I'm on probation from the gardening club because every time someone asked what was eating their plants I kept telling them it was me.

Tamaki: Sorry I'm late, I got trapped inside my duvet cover.

Kuze: One time I sprayed hand sanitizer into another kid's eyes in second grade and now he wears glasses.

Yoshio: Despite my screw ups, I was able to raise four fully functional children.

Kyoya: You have four kids we don't know about?

Ranka: I was wondering if we could have a little chat.

Tamaki: You want me to go home?

Ranka: No, no, it's the opposite of that.

Tamaki: ... I want you to go home?

Haruhi: My neighbourhood is totally safe.

Hikaru: I'm pretty sure our car had wheels when we parked here earlier.

Haruhi: I have edge.

Mori: You really don't. You are literally the most wide eyed person I've ever seen. You have the face of a cartoon lamb.

Haruhi: Not eating lunch today?

Kyoya: No, I got my lunch money taken.

Haruhi: There are bullies at this school?

Kyoya: Yes but Akito took mine, the dick.

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[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Luo Binghe: Shizun and I are the main characters, so that means we are love interests!

Liu Qingge: Oh yeah, then what are we?

Luo Binghe: *points at everyone* You guys are the homosexual supporting cast.

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[worlds-fluffiest-detective]

haruhi: wow rent has been oddly stable lately

kyoya: we bought your apartment complex a while back btw

haruhi: y o u w h a t n o w

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[helpiamlostsomewhereinthegarden]

Tamaki: I put together a list of the suspects.

Kyoya: Your own name is on the list...?

Tamaki: I have no idea where I was on Friday and I don't have an alibi. I've been tailing myself for three days.

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[the-overload-space]

Haruhi: I told Kyoya his ears flush when he lies. Tamaki: Why? Haruhi: Look. Haruhi: Hey Kyoya! Do you love us? Kyoya, covering his ears: No. Tamaki:

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[twistedwonderlandobsession]

Ace sliding into Prefects DMs asking for homework

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[overobsessedfanboy23]

Tamaki: I like your new shirt!

Kyouya: Thanks, it was 50% off.

Tamaki: I’d like it better if it was 100% off. *winks*

Kyouya: The store can’t just give away clothes for free.

Tamaki: Thats’s… not what I meant.

Kyouya: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Tamaki.

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[alien-slushie]

Atsushi: *comes into work with a new haircut and a slightly new style*

Dazai: Thats enough Atsushi, Now you listen to daddy! *pulls out a huge picture of og Atsushi* Daddy wants you to go back to the way you were-!

Atsushi: Don't go blowing up my photos without asking me first!

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[gelus-ugs]

Tamaki: “Can I be frank with you guys?”

Hikaru: *raising his eyebrow* “I don’t think changing your name will help in this situation, Boss”

Kaoru: “Oo, oo! Can I be-”

Y/n: *covering Kaoru’s mouth* “Shh, Frank is talking”

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[thelovinghost]

Kaoru: I think I'm falling for you Y/n: Then get up Kaoru: What a great solution to my problem. Why hadn't I thought of it sooner?

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[ouranbutworse]

Kyoya: I haven't gotten an F since I failed recess in second grade. I was a painfully boring child.

Kaoru: You're still boring now.

Kaoru: I hope Hikaru is okay, he can get pretty insecure when he's alone.

Hikaru at the other end of the school: Kaoru? KAORU?!

Mori: When Shania Twain says "let's go girls" I feel like I could kick a door off its hinges.

Tamaki: I wasn't sure what to get Antoinette for her birthday so I bought her the same Apple watch as me so we match.

Mrs. Ootori: Fuyumi, don't get pregnant. Getting pregnant with Kyoya was the worst mistake of my life.

Kyoya: I'm right here.

Mrs. Ootori: Oh right, I forgot. Apparently I tried to kick him away, like giraffes do at the zoo.

Kyoya: ... I'm doing so well emotionally.

Tamaki: Where do babies come from?

Yuzuru: Tamaki, I'm sure we've talked about this.

Tamaki: Yeah, but I'm blanking. Two guys, right?

Kaoru: Sorry, we have to leave early, Ageha's school called, she tried to play God at the science fair again.

Tamaki: I'll pay for your lunch, Haruhi!

Haruhi: Oh, okay.

Lunchlady: That'll be 100,000 yen.

Tamaki: ...What the fuck?

Mori: I love my friends. They never demand I speak. I can go nonverbal and listen to them like they're a podcast.

Kyoya: My smartwatch just congratulated me on my run and said I burned 300 calories... I was sat down eating a cheeseburger.

Tamaki: Hikaru, Kaoru, FBI agents don't hold hands!

Hikaru: These ones do!

Kaoru: Yeah, and they sleep in the same bed!

Honey: While we were in Boston I got this 10% off coupon, it saved me $90 at a bakery!

Mori: He saved $90 on a $900 purchase, and he's still happy about it.

Kyoya: Right, I'm leaving for my doctor's appointment. Please behave while I'm gone.

Kaoru: Still trying to find your soul?

Kyoya: Oh please, they gave up on that when I was less than a year old.

Hikaru: The oneesan from the train poster I fell in love with got pregnant, so I've been crying about that for a few nights now.

Kaoru: Next time, tell a therapist that instead of me.

Renge: Hey, what did you guys get for number twelve?

Kaoru: I got eighteen.

Haruhi: I got nine point five.

Hikaru: I got Abraham Lincoln... for some reason.

Hikaru: Can we ride our new scooters outside?

Kyoya: Do whatever, I'm not your mother.

Hikaru: Okay! Weee!

Kyoya: Not in the street!

Midwife: Halloween, what a day to go into labour, eh? I'll get a nurse to wipe the face paint off.

Reiko: No, I want to look like this. I put it on after I went into labour.

Akira: Hey, I just rolled over in bed and Hikaru is here with me. Is Kaoru with you?

Renge: Let me check... yes.

Akira: Great, I'll be there in ten to make the swap.

Kyoya: I'm getting blackmailed at school...

Fuyumi: What?!

Yuuichi: Nobody blackmails our baby brother but us!

Akito: Yeah, messing with Kyoya is a privilege, not a right!

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[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Shang Qinghua: Mama! Qingge is using those dirty words again!!!

Qi Qingqi: Who the hell is “mama”?

Shen Qingqiu: Based on sect position, I assume it’s me.

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[whateveranimex]

Haruhi, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks.

Tamaki: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.

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[helpiamlostsomewhereinthegarden]

Kyoya: This is Haruhi. Haruhi loves her personal space.

*Tamaki hugging Haruhi tightly*

Kyoya: This is Tamaki. Tamaki also loves Haruhi’s personal space.

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[the-overload-space]

Tamaki, at a restaurant: You guys should get the orange soda, it’s amazing! Kyoya: Okay Waiter: Can I get you guys anything to drink? Tamaki: Orange soda please! Kyoya: I’ll have the strawberry soda Haruhi: Me too, strawberry soda Tamaki:

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