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Saber: If I die- Hanayo: If. You. What. Saber: Die. Hanayo: *starts crying* Saber: Hanayo: *sobbing* Saber: Hanayo.... I wasn't telling you to die.... you know that, right? Hanayo: *sniffs and looks up at her* Saber: Hanayo: *starts crying again* Saber: .... Saber: What the fuck, Hanayo. Beckett, from the distance: SHE'S GOING THROUGH CATGIRL PUBERTY!!!! Saber: ..... Saber: Oh. That explains a lot.
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the-vaniville-kids · 3 months
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Calem: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait.
Serena: You and me!
Calem, tearing up: Ok.
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achancetobibetter · 3 months
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You sent that raining men bodies stuff? Why?
I am a very bored man. I think it is important that you know this about me. I live alone, and I work from home. I'm 42, and this is the only entertainment I get all day....
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milliemuus · 22 hours
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Welcome to the Toxic Chain Server, where you can ask questions to characters from pokémon aus-
AH !
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mews-chosen-child · 2 months
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The PROBLEM with having ANXIETY during a PANDEMIC, is if I'm having problems BREATHING, I cannot tell, if it is a PANIC ATTACK, or the PLAGUE!!!!
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nelson-and-friends · 6 months
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Speck: I’d like to live through a week that’s not a whole new verse of “We Didn’t Start the Fire.”
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ooc, just some incorrect quotes with Skyfire and Pearl
Skyfire: Do you care if I take the skin off this Furby? Skyfire: I want to make him a god. Once he is free of his sinful flesh, he can begin a path towards enlightenment. He will take care of us. Skyfire: I also want to softhack his circuits. Pearl: I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that ever again.
Pearl: So, what are we doing? Skyfire: Wasting our lives. Pearl: I meant for lunch…
Skyfire: You use emoji’s like a straight person. Pearl: That’s literally the worst thing anyone has ever said about me.
Pearl: Didn't you die?! Skyfire: That was weeks ago, dude. Things change.
That's it for now. I should doodle some of these.
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pkmnsciencej · 11 months
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❤️ (Heart) - Who is someone you consider yourself pretty close to?
📢 (Megaphone) - Who is someone you'd recommend new/other people to check out?
Hard question. I'm not great at connecting with people. My anxiety and whatnot make it hard, and I worry about coming off as clingy or whatever. Aside from family and non rotomblr friends, I'm not sure how to answer this. Sorry.
I'd recommend checking out @friendball-irl, @pokemonshelterstories, @quillpokebiology, and @plasmaapologist. Genuinely very cool people who you should follow.
//go check out @incorrect-pkmn-irl-quotes too!
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Saber: We were having "the prophecy talk" last night and it finally clicked for Hanayo. Saber: "SaBeR, aRe YoU tHe ChOsEn OnE?"! Saber: Like, uh, yeah, Hanayo, no, I TOTALLY am NOT the chosen one. How could you POSSIBLY think that? Saber: *under her breath* Idiot.
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Hanayo: I am going to SCREAM- Saber: *narrator voice* But she did not, in fact, scream. Instead, the sound that she made was the equivalent of a newborn litten.
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Saber: Hanayo-san, I love you. Hanayo: Aww, Saa-chan! I love you, too! Hanayo: I would do anything for you. Hanayo: I will do anything for you. Hanayo: You are so- Saber: Hanayo! Hanayo: Aah, what?! Saber: ....What did you do this time? Hanayo: ....Your Rotompods are in the toilet. Saber: .... Saber: I no longer love you. Hanayo: !!!!
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*in therapy*
Piper: And what would you say bothers you the most about this situation?
Saber: People.
Piper: People doing what?
Saber: Nothing, just.... people.
Piper: ....
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*sitting at the dining table* Saber: Oh, so I talked to the people at the hospital again. They said that they still won't release my dad early, even though we all know that he's fine. XD: Well, shit. I was hoping that they could at least listen to reason, especially from you, Saber.
Amalia: Yeah. If only they would listen to reason. That certainly would have helped when I broke my uncle that once time. XD: ....Your.... what. Saber: *stifling laughter* XD: Oh, I see how it is. You're just a horrible person. A horrible person who BROKE HER UNCLE!!!! Saber: *choking* Amalia: I meant- XD: I know what you meant! Lemme guess, your uncle was always breaking things! He broke your lava lamp, he broke your closet, he broke your favorite figurine, he broke your fucking toe.... Saber: *WHEEZE* XD: So you decided, "You know what, mothafucka?! Now I am going to break YOU!" Because HEAVEN FORBID a clumsy man ever just break stuff, and apologize, and MOVE ON WITH HIS LIFE! Saber: *WHEEZE* HAHA-! XD: ....You fucking idiot. Amalia: .... Amalia: I meant "ankle". XD: .... XD: YOU BROKE HIS ANKLE??!! Saber: *WHEEZE* I- PFFT- HAHAHAHA-!!!!
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Hanayo: Normalize making friends with the creatures of the night.
Saber: *distant screeching*
Hanayo: ....Except for that one. That one's mine.
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Hewwo There! :3
I am @bottlecapsandotherthings! You can call me Tatsumi, or Tatsu/Tsumi as nicknames! 21! They/Them! Ace lesbian! Have the 'tism!
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Hanayo: Remember, don't do anything I wouldn't do- Saber: I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WOULDN'T DO ANYMORE!!!! Hanayo: .... Saber: I know what you did. Hanayo: *slowly backs away from her* Saber: ....You will die in 7 days.
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