#is this the real life?

[mllekurtz]

Guess who woke up late after going to a concert and found their discord inbox full of [REDACTED] IS [REDACTED]!

#is this the real life? #am i still dreaming? #cr spoilers #haven't found clips yet but i have literally been awake for 5 seconds

[gaytiredvampire]

Nandor: Am I going to outer space to impress Guillermo?

Nandor: Yes.

#wwdits #wwdits spoilers #is this the real life?

[stars-inthe-sky]

How are things going post-move? How many boxes left unpacked? Anything hung on the walls yet? What’s your kitchen like? Said hi to any neighbors?

So far so good! Bébé's new daycare starts Monday, and I think things will feel a lot more normal and relaxed once we're all truly back in our routines and her various grandparents (who have been heroically covering childcare for the last three weeks) clear out.

There ARE some things hung on the walls, but mainly because the previous tenants left a number of nails and hooks behind, most of them in convenient places. The walls are plaster and I've been finding it unexpectedly difficult to hammer new nails in so far, so we're gonna see if the handyman can work some magic there.

The boxes question is complicated because there are some things we're just not planning to unpack, like gardening supplies (our current landladies are responsible for yard upkeep) and clothes and toys and things Bébé has grown out of but that we'd like to hold onto in the eventual event of a younger sibling—not necessarily in this house, though. Fortunately, we have a TON of space and had planned on storing such things, so nothing's feeling cluttered.

The kitchen is a good size and our stuff seems to fit! It hasn't been updated/renovated in a good few decades, so while I think the appliances might be newer, there's no island (an old IKEA table is doing that job) and generally it just needs some zhushing. But it's comfortable and serviceable.

That's been the case with the whole house, really—great for the year or two we intended to live here but not something we'd want to own, or deal with renovating in its entirety.

We've met a few neighbors (including the landladies, a married couple who live around the corner), and every single person has been lovely and welcoming! One next-door neighbor also has a very friendly gigantic black lab puppy, and Phoebe has seemed to enjoy racing him with the fence betwixt. (Benedict is big enough that I actually think she's more comfortable that way.)

Perhaps also of note is that there is a positively aces corner café literally three houses down from us on the main drag! We have all but moved in there as well.

#stars + steel city #we would really like to buy but also want to wait for rates to come down (if only) and to have our bearings a bit more #before committing to a location and mortgage and all #plus it's ALL old houses in the city so you're either paying for someone else to have done the renovations #or committing to doing so yourself in buying #so we gotta really know what we're getting into in a way that we did not and could not coming from out of town #ideally i'd rather pay for someone else to have done the work #we got VERY lucky in that regard in our last home #but tbd #is this the real life? #stpauligirl #ask me ask me ask me

[legeebeeteequah]

Oliver.

OLIVER

OLI-FUCKING-VER

You're not meant to be with whom?

Stay in your dreams?!?!? Is real life too sad or what?!?!?!

#Is this the real life? #Is this another queerbait? #911 spoilers #911onfox #911 speculation #buddie #buck x eddie

[sometimeslondon]

Carnaby Celebrates... with Bohemian Rhapsody lyrics, Carnaby Street

#Carnaby Street #celebrates #celebration #lights #night phototography #Bohemian Rhapsody #lyrics #Queen #Freddie Mercury #Open your eyes #is this the real life? #colour #color #London #England #UK #evening

[mr-democracy-manifest]

no comment on the ethnostate cum collecting though I see

How is Israel an ethnostate when it has multiple ethnicities living in an equal society? Learn what words mean before throwing them around thinking it's some sort of gotcha.

As for semen collection...how does that effect anything? Do you think the Israeli government is using semen samples to create an invincible clone army of super jews or something? On second thought...I don't want your answer to that, lol. Next tell me about how the IDF drinks the blood of palestinian children and eats their organs, lol.

#Is this the real life?

[forgottenbones]

#twitter #is this the real life?

[vasattope]

I'm a responsible adult until I'm faced with the opportunity to buy concert tickets

#I just got tickets for One OK Rock #is this the real life? #it's the first time they come here and I have tickets!!!!! #it's the first week of the month and I've already spent my whole paycheck #I had to buy flight tickets to see 5sos #some skincare products that I desperately need #also treat myself with new clothes (that I actually need) #(and I payed rent and bills like the adult I am of course) #now I'll have to eat rice for the rest of the month lmao #but I don't care because I'm going to see ONE OK ROCK #I hope they play Take what you want 🤞🏻 #i'm so excited!!! #personal

[lokisprettygirl]

Oh my god thank you so much 😭💚. Here's hoping you all are getting the content you followed me for (though I'm cribbing alot these days)

When I got 1000 followers I thought wow that's too much..so just imagine how I'm feeling

#is this the real life?

[oncorhynchus-nerka]

VERY IMPORTANT a dam in the Netherlands, the weerdsluis lock, is directly on a migratory path for spawning fish. They have a worker stationed there to open the door for the fish, but they can take a while to open it. So to keep the fish from getting preyed on by birds they installed a doorbell. Only, the fish don't have hands to ring the doorbell. If you go to their website, they have a LIVE CAMERA AND A DOORBELL that YOU RING FOR THE FISH when they're waiting, and then the dam worker opens the door for them! I can't express how obsessed I am with this. look at this shit. oh my god.

Please check on the fish doorbell once in a while :)

#self #last night i kept stimming thinking about this LOVE IS AO REAL. AUGH #i dont like damming but this is a step in the right direction AND it gets the public involved #i love that! more public interactions like this in ecology please! thats how you bring change! thats how you make ppl see the beauty in life #marine biology #ecology

[diabloku]

Lucifer: *enters the hotel*

Alastor: I cast vicious mockery 😈

An animation my sis and I made for fun

Music is Perception Check by Tom Cardy.

#hazbin hotel alastor #Hazbin hotel #Hazbin hotel Lucifer #vivziepop #Hazbin hotel fanart #Alastor #Lucifer #Perception check #“you're much shorter in real life” #Alastor has no mercy if you're under 5“2 lol #I did: the storyboard; artworks and animation #And my sis did: the coloring; animation as well and the compositing #Team work makes the dream work lol

[nosongunsung11]

collection of posts for a very specific dynamic

#pallas post its #not sure how to tag this one ngl #zolu #this is about zolu #but also my ocs and me from real life #5927 #also. #web weaving #normal dynamics

[stars-inthe-sky]

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#so in some fairly big personal news: boyfriend accepted a new job! #we are leaving the goddamn cornfields and okay prairie behind for the hills and rivers of pittsburgh pa! #i am so excited about many many many aspects of this #a little daunted by the cost of living change but i think it'll be well worth it for a real airport. and theatre. and neighborhoods. #and actual bagels and a bigger jewish community #and just to live in a place that i maybe won't walk around wishing i could just go 'home' in some ambiguous way all the time #also being back on east coast time #and did i mention bagels and shows? #is this the real life? #stars + steel city

[shinseifer]

"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted

#miette #spiders georg #tumblrstuff #meme #1k #One Thousand Notes #oh! oh! #I swear I can math in real life #10k #tumblr is insane #is this post making the miette tag trend #20k #I know there are more than 333 cat owners #It was a small sample size #40k #50k #75k #100k

[tik-tok-ify-the-tumblbeast]

#amaury guichon #the chocolate guy #if ever i had to pick a real life wonka it would be him

[endreal]

Apparently there was some kind of race scheduled at a local park or something so I've been trying to avoid the main trail but a little while ago when I had to cross near it I overheard the following shouted exchange

Higher feminine voice: woo, look at you go! You're jogging! Keep it up!

Lower masculine voice (panting): you know it! Last place is still a place, baby!

And goddamn if that didn't rewire my brain a little bit.

Last place is still a place, baby.

#Endreal in real life #good for thinking #actual factual conversations #last place