I've been watching a lot of dog shows lately, because the dogs like to watch them (for the clapping, honestly). and they'll have like, fun facts as they announce the breeds. and sometimes I like to imagine the origin stories given
like "a naval officer brought the first japanese chins to england in whatever the fuck year"
I like to think about a 19th century naval officer being like, "look at this stupid thing"
the gup got to go on a nice walk with my friend’s dog rosy a while ago! he had a great time and they’re now best friends (they didn’t even acknowledge each other basically the entire time)