#jk! ...unless?

[ovcii-doodles]

The Director always said it was important to have ambition, Captain Tucker. We are the Meta, and together we will be strong enough to save your friends.

meta tucker gang we've waited almost 10 years for this (I made the quote up btw)

#I have full faith that restoration will be the send off rvb deserves after 21 years. I trust burnie with my life on this #rvb #red vs blue #rvb: restoration #red vs blue restoration #lavernius tucker #the meta #if sigma doesnt tell tucker to 'sick em' referring to the bgc i will cry #also do yall think there will be wash vs the meta round 3? maybe he actually gets crushed by a warthog this time... #jk! ...unless? #i was pissed about wash being possibly killed off in s15 bc it was just for shock value and it wasn't the final season #but im cool w him dying in the very last installment of rvb #he finally gets to sacrifice himself as the hero he previously tried so hard to be #ANYWAY the art: buff tucker. thank you #im using my old tucker fc bc if it aint broken dont fix it lols #and im not messing around w sigma he gets a stick figure face lmao

[foteinaastra]

Jungle Gym Raph my silly

#if tumblr keeps eating the quality i will commit a war crime #jk jk #unless #rottmnt fanart #tmnt fanart #rise of the tmnt #rottmnt #rottmnt raphael #rottmnt leo #rottmnt mikey #tmnt 2018 #rottmnt donnie #save rottmnt

[miscgifsgifs]

"Josie..."

#Bottoms movie #bottoms 2023 #josie x isabel #ayo edebiri #havana rose liu #this is all y'all get for now #unless i want to make more later #but go see this movie first #if any of y'all talk shit about the quality imma delete this #jk i will redo this set when it come out on prime

[montereybayaquarium]

It was a beach field trip sort of day … 😌🌊💙

#monterey bay aquarium #what if we met at the beach and got nerdy about whale skulls? #jk…unless #also gumboot chitons deserve more love

[konoko]

so we're mutuals. should we kiss or...?

#jk #unless..

[burquillos]

Extreme cute aggression

#zolu #luzo #monkey d. luffy #roronoa zoro #what if ur bf who is also god consumes you whole?? haha jk....unless....

[heroesriseandfall]

Pre-teen Tim Drake as a hidden spectator to 80s New Teen Titans is so funny to me. That Dick Grayson-obsessed kid would absolutely be following all their exploits which makes it so much more amusing that their media presence is basically:

“Interview with model Starfire and Titans leader Nightwing!”

“Starfire kills a man.”

“Starfire is found innocent and declares her love for Nightwing on live TV!”

“Wonder Girl claims The Church of Brother Blood is evil and we’re all being brainwashed.”

“Nightwing invites you to join the Church of Brother Blood!”

Who needs to follow Batman when your entertainment during boarding school can be whatever the hell is going on in Titans Tower.

#if 11-12 year old Tim saw Nightwing earnestly telling him to join the church of brother blood. would he do it? JK…unless #new teen titans #dick grayson #tim drake #ntt #koriand’r #heroesriseandfall #funny business

[malewifehaver69]

Aweee… :(

#cult of the lamb #cotl lamb #lamb #meow #the one who waits #cotl narinder #cotl narilamb #ahahah jk jk #unless…?

[blubearberry]

she’ll find a way

#au where the wedding was successful #part 2 on twitter #jk i don't have that #unless... #suggestive #nevermore webtoon #annabel lee nevermore #annabel lee whitlock #annabel lee webtoon #nevermore webcomic #annabel lee x lenore #lenore vandernacht #lenore webtoon #lenore nevermore #white raven

[flanzee]

ok last art post for tonight. those r from February i think . uhhhhhhhh yeah goodnight 

#and NO that's not reigen and if you mention him a will hit you with my DEADLY LASER!!!!!!!!!! #jk #....UNLESS #scott pilgrim #wallace wells #spvtw #spvtw fanart #spvstw #scott pilgrim vs the world #scollace #my art #doodle

[animatedtext]

#i think we should kiss w tongue #haha jk unless #pink #gif #animatedtext #wordart #transparent

[macchitea]

satisfying my need to draw kirby art and rw art by ,, combining them,,,

#kirby #meta knight #rain world #rw #rw fanart #what if i make a proper au from this #haha jk unless #rainland au #?? #mayhaps #macchiart

[kitnapz]

my full piece for the @bodypositivemitsurizine !! thank u so much for the mods for inviting me, i had sm fun making this and seeing everyones work :-) please make sure to check out the full zine here!!

#kny #kimetsu no yaiba #demon slayer #demon slayer fanart #mitsuri kanroji #shinobu kocho #shinobu kochou #shinomitsu #<- haha jk unless ? unless ???? #png #1k

[sunnydiet]

this sequence of events is something that can be so personal..

#tw dennis seeking comfort in charlie #this is how charden can still win #haha jk… unless? #iasip #it’s always sunny in philadelphia #charlie kelly #dennis reynolds #charden

[kisasan]

Shigaraki after seeing all of Izuku's memories with kacchan:

#bnha #mha #bnha 414 #mha 414 #mha spoilers #bnha manga spoilers #izuku midoriya #bakugo katuski #shigaraki tomura #bakudeku #bkdk #decchan #someone save him #lmao #these gays are trying to murder me-shigaraki probably #im ​screaming at the thought of shigaraki witnessing all of the bkdk gay moments #he would been so done #imagine the news ​the gays give the villain second hand embarrassment at how oblivious they are #that he changes his mind at destroying the world so bkdk could talk and get together/jk…unless

[call-me-strega]

Dc x Dp Prompt #20: Wishes of a Secret Romantic

Jason doesn’t really advertise it but he’s a romantic at heart. He craves having his own cliche romance with someone who will actually care about him. Sometimes he indulges in his fantasies by reading romance novels or setting up at-home dinner dates that he takes himself on. He often finds himself sighing and wishing he had someone to relate to, that would give him unconditional care and enjoy going on romantic dates with him.

~~~

Desiree doesn’t quite know how she ended up supervising this beautiful mess but she’s not complaining. If anything she has some sweet gossip to share at girls night and a story for Ghost Writer to obsess over.

~~~ It starts like this:

Ever since Frostbite had taken to teaching the young ghost boy lessons on the Realms Culture and Ghost Biology he’d made great strides in his diplomatic and medical skills. His fighting skills were already impressive but were refined under the tutelage of the warriors of Far Frozen. Personally, she thinks he is grooming the Boy to join the Council of Ancients which have taken a more active role in governance now that Pariah has been defeated for a second time.

The boy has been going around and creating treaties with his enemies in which he finds them another outlet for their obsessions. He has already worked out deals with the likes of Technus, Amorpho, and oddly enough a joint deal between Penelope Spectra and Walker.

Technus was allowed to indulge in his technological creation so long as he was supervised by the Pharoah boy or doing on of the preapproved tasks of mischief, such as causing mild inconvenience to the bastards in white.

He had set up Amorpho with a “Cosplay TikTok” on which he was able to show off his different forms and get recognition for them. He’d amassed a large following thespians and costume artists who greatly admired him.

Due to his position on the Council, the Boy managed to get Spectra and Walker to agree to take part in the new justice system the Council had been setting up. Walker could run his prison so long as he abided by the rules and scentence lengths set by the Council. And Spectra was free to torment those whom the council deemed the worthy of the worst punishments. Many ghosts had grievances against living and non-living menaces, last she heard, there was a whole list for Spectra to go down. Currently, she was in another universe tormenting a man named Eobard Thawne, who went by a ridiculous name called the Reverse Flash. Once she had her fill of torment, they would be taken to Walker’s prison.

The Ghostling continued to do this with many of his former adversaries until he came knocking at the door to her lair. She was well aware of what the GhostBoy would want, and was curious as to what he could offer her.

She granted him the grace of her presence and was charmed by his earnest nature. He genuinely wanted to know her story and obsessions so that he could find the best way to help her. She revealed to him it was not Desire as many people assumed but Fulfillment. She wanted to people to attain their desires in place of how she had been unable too. But there are consequences to wish granting so there’s only so much the Boy could do.

The ghostling had been unbelievable smug win he wished that her wishes wouldn’t have catastrophically negative outcomes. When she granted and skeptically tested this wish she found it had worked. The boy grew even more smug.

Of course balance had to be maintained so her power became not weaker per say, just more indirect. During their trial run, Desiree was granting me the wish young boy had wished for a large cookie. Instead of instantly summoning a 50 foot tall cookie as she would have previously done, she simply caused his mother to have the desire to bake cookies and then had two of them fuse together in the oven creating one larger cookie.

A bit more round about than she prefers but it got the job done.

The two brokered a deal that would allow Desiree to travel into the mortal realm and grant the wishes she desired to, so long as the would cause catastrophically negative outcomes in the future. Young Phantom had even gone as far as to direct her to the so-called Make-A-Wish foundation in which she could find many deserving children to fulfill the wishes of.

~~~

One night Desiree had been flying through the mortal realm to visit a friend, a city spirit she hadn’t seen in ages. As she flew over the city a strong sense of longing and desire resonated with her core. Where there was desire there was someone with a wish. Invisible, she flew down to the source of these feelings to investigate.

She ended up out side the window of a building that held longer traces of death and her friend’s magic. She peered through to see a young man putting the finishing touches on a lavish dinner. She observed as he created a beautiful meal with an air of melancholy before pouring himself a glass of wine and turning on his television to watch mediocre romantic comedies. Intrigued by this young man, Desiree decided to lurk and observe for a while, perhaps he would soon reveal the wish his heart yearned for?

-

Jason sighed into his Osso Bucco as another romantic comedy began to play. Man he really was bumming himself out wasn’t he. He shook his head and took a sip of his wine. He winced slightly as some cringey kids’ movie called How to Build A Better Boy appeared on screen. How had that even gotten in his queue? However, his laziness won out and he made no move to change it, resigning himself to a hour and a half or so of second-hand embarrassment and semi-decent acting.

As he watched the best friend girl make a virtual boyfriend based on her friend, the main girl’s, preferences and huffed to himself. Oh if only things could be that easy. He hummed to himself adding on his own thoughts to the teen girl’s rambling list.

“ If only, sister. I’d wish for a sensitive and sweet guy too. Someone who wouldn’t mind death jokes, or my odd hours. Someone who I could just relax and nerd out with. Someone who’d go on romantic dates with me so I wouldn’t have to sit here eating this nice dinner on my own. Yeah, I’d wish for my perfect guy too.”

Suddenly, a chill washed over Jason and his hair stood on edge. He whipped his head around in search for an intruder only to see nothing there. He scanned the apartment suspiciously before his eyes landed on an open window. He sighed, reassured it was just a draft and turned back to the movie.

~

Desiree was touched by the earnest desires of the young man who was touched by both death and her friend’s magic. It almost reminded her of her own desires for romance while she was still living. Perhaps she would stick around to see how this wish played out for the young man~?

~

Miles away, something sparked in Danny Fenton, helping him make his final decision on which of the colleges that accepted him he should attend.

#long post #dc x dp #dead on main #jason todd #danny phantom #danny fenton #desiree #jason todd is a romantic #romantic jason todd #jason todd deserves to be happy #accidental matchmaking #desiree and lady gotham are friends #desiree grants jason’s wish #desiree doesn’t know it yet but she’s low key gonna become jason’s personal fairy godmother #desiree is fond of jason #aha aha what if I made lady gotham and desiree jason’s moms #jk jk... unless? #Strega’s dc x dp prompt