Robin: Regina, I don’t quite get what you mean. All of the couples we know are not idiots.
Regina: You just don’t know them well enough then!
Robin: Then do tell.
Regina: Gold bought an entire library for his wife, yet doesn’t know how to say ‘hey, can we have sex tonight?’ Even though they probably had sex before he bou-you know what, I don’t wanna think about it.
Robin: He’s just not used to being with someone. That doesn’t prove much.
Regina: Please. A guy with no face is too awkward to put the moves on a woman who’s clearly into him. They even kissed and part of him still thinks he’s in the friendzone.
Robin: Wait, how do they-nevermind. Still, two examples.
Regina: Get ready for a third then. We’ve got a space alien riding on a ship with an ai that’s in love with him. And they don’t know how to talk about their obvious feelings.
Robin: A space... Okay, but still-
Regina: Oh no, here’s the best one. You’ve got a captain on a time travel crew, right? And her third-in-command is her ‘best friend’. I don’t think I’ve ever seen two people flirt and have eye-sex in my life.
Robin: ... Except us.
Regina: ...
Robin: So, judging by the logic put on display here, we too would be idiots?
Regina: ... Oh fuck.
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could only express this in green text format, bear with me
> be me
> in english class
> some guy delivers a meandering nihilistic monologue about how we're all just apes and our only purpose is reproducing, eating, dying and rotting (direct quote) that only vaguely pertains to the question he's being asked
> turn around to look at him
> see his laptop
> it's covered in southpark stickers
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These were meant to be warmups. ANYWHO!
Went to a random palette site and picked ones that were reminiscent of Wally's colors but still very different that I liked and grabbed some outfits to do a sort of challenge for myself. Idk, thought it would help me out of my funk.
Suffice to say, I'm feeling a bit better now~ These were really fun to do!!!
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hiii im sure you’ve answered this before but in regards to your twst x Pokémon, how do you choose which Pokémon go give to the cast?? really curious since your choices are unique :O
unique in a good way, I hope? 😅 (jk jk I haven't come across too many pokemon AUs, so I was going in without preconceptions, I guess!) I was sorta aiming somewhere between doing, like, a full AU with internal consistency and everything, and just picking entirely based on theme/character, so maybe that's why! basically I just set some arbitrary rules (no legendaries/no repeats/evo stages based on year) and then went on ~vibes~. a couple were also suggestions (thank you guys!) and last-minute decisions, so it was a bit of a delightful mess of ideas!
my one regret is that I should have given Riddle a Togedemaru after all. ...you know what, he can have one now, why not
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