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genderkoolaid · 10 months

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Rating Yonic Words (Very Logical and Unbiased and Scientific and Impartial)

Vagina et al. - 2/10. Hard* "g" sound is awful. Its a chewy word. Would be better with a soft "g" like in the french vagin, but even thats like, 5/10. Also way overused to describe the whole set when its only the main hole, but its also the proper clinical word for said hole. "Vag" is slightly better but carries the sin of the father (hard "g"), and va-jay-jay is a solid 0. You just doubled the worst sound here. Its the yonic Cain.

*not actually hard, my brain is just too french, but i don't think this sound deserves to be called soft. it's a chewy g. forgive me for my lies

Vulva - 10/10. Love him. "V" sounds flow so nicely. You could sing this in an opera. Also actually refers to the whole kit n caboodle. May be a little clinical for some but we can change that. We can make it horny. You can help me make it horny. Betty Dodson would want you to help me make it horny.

Pussy - 7/10. Gets some points for being a classic, and its decent sounding. But the "s" sounds aren't the best, especially alongside the "p" sound. Its just a little too harsh and kind of juvenile. Good for a laff.

Punani et al. - 2 to 7/10. Gets cool points for being a descendant of the Akan language through Jamaican creole. Gets a range of points because I'm grouping poontang (bad word to say and hear) in with punani (a clear 7)

Labia - 10/10. Vulva's lovely twin. Another word you could sing. The "b" sound isn't offputting- it flows nicely between the elegant "L" and "ia." Again, a bit clinical, but so good to say. Labia (the word and the body part) deserve more love.

Fanny - 0/10. Pussy's worse sounding cousin. Replacing the "s" sounds with "n" removes the flow of pussy, which makes this the yonic-linguistic equivalent of going down a dry waterslide.

Cunt - 10/10. Its like a punch in a good way. Not too harsh, but makes its point clearly; a well-rounded sound. Can be comedic and horny but its not too unserious. Good mouthfeel. I'm a big cunt fan. Can also be an insult, but such is the way of sex organs. Such a versatile word.

Coochie - 4/10. Sorry to the coochie lovers out there but my god? The "ch" sound? Awful to hear. Get that out of my genitalia. Gets points for comedic use, which I respect.

Twat - 2/10. Sounds like the sound made when Batman decks some guy in the face. The "t" sounds here are just unpleasant, and when combined with "æ" it gets worse. Sorry Brits & co. </3

Clitoris / Clit - 9/10. Important organ we all know and love. Both long & short versions sound good, although I think it could be smoother. Way better clinical term than vagina, but I wish we had wider options for him.

Snatch - 3/10. I'm not a fan of the sounds at play here (once again, get "ch" out of here), but I find this word really funny. I cannot imagine this being used hornily. It sounds like the name of a delightful cryptid.

Quim - 4/10. What are you, from the 1700s? I think it sounds alright, the "q" isn't abrasive, but unless you are writing historical fiction it just doesn't sound right.

Any and All Metaphorical Words - 1/10. Never work outside of extremely horny contexts or jokes. Gets one point for extremely horny contexts and jokes.

#this post brought to you by a conversation i had with myself a few nights ago #m.

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writingoddess1125 · 5 months

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Soo I wanted to imput my own culture on this one!

COD Men + König Dating a Jamaican Women

König

• You and König had been together for quite a while. Spending most of your guys relationship in Europe and in his home country.

• But when you make to offer of having him meet your family he is more then happy to accept!

• He didn't expect to take a plane to the tropicals however- Ending up in such a touristy area at first. Till you lead him off the beaten bath to a much more rural area to introduce him to your family.

• They are a but surprised at first, seeing such a large man. However accept him with open arms- Your Mummy especially.

• You handed your mother her drink, watching her as she looked at the new member of the family who was seated playing cards with your cousin- The shorts She'd bought clearly being a size too small to fit him comforbly.

• It was like she got the son she wanted the most- Immediately having him change into more comforble clothes. Fed him, and forced you to walk him around the prettiest parts of town.

• "Why does it feel like my Mum likes you more then me!?"

• Konig could only laugh at this and shyly disagree.

• However after your Mum took him shopping since she felt like he didn't have the proper clothes he couldn't disagree further.

• He absolutely adores the beaches of your home and spends so much time swimming he gets a golden tan in a short amount of time.

• "Gonna need to order some better shorts" You mumbled- not wanting him to have a wardrobe malfunction while around your family. Your mother laughing at this and patting your hip- "Wen yuh climb tall trees yuh get langggg branches-"

• "MUMMY!"

Gaz

• You decided that it was time for Gaz to meet your family, wanting to take that extra step together.

• They are so excited to meet him they start chattering away immediately- However Gaz figures out very quickly...

• He is more then thrilled. Having wanted to take that next step with you for quite a while- So when the plan arrived at your home he was so happy to see your family there to meet you and him there.

• He doesn't know what the fuck they are saying-

• They had accidently assumed he knew Patwah and were corrected by you quickly. Since they assumed he was Jamaican like you-

• "Wait it's not just an accent?" Gaz asks softly to you, Which leads to you explaining that it's a Creole language called Patwah.

• Your Aunty however seemed to take the liking to Kyle the most. Seeing him as great husband potential for you- As well as dropping 'hints' about a wedding. Which was amusing since she had the thickest of accents out of your entire family.

• "Kyle lov, Wi wud waan (Y/N) married yah inna di yard. A nuh eh ah luk gud place tuh marry an av babies?" (Kyle Love, we would want married here at home. Isn't it a pretty place to marry and have babies? )

• Gaz didn't know what she said per say- But he did year the word Married and Babies.

• He does have a blast however, going out dancing with you, drinking with your family and having a grand time- But most was being fed near constantly.

• "Nyam up Maaga bwoy" (eat up skinny boy)

• Gaz was satted there in the kitchen of your family home, Staring as your Aunty adds another massive scoop of Rice and Peas to his growing plate. Filled delicious foods he could only dream of back home.

• It seemed like there was no escape from this pleasurable hell- and he couldn't be happier

• Gaz nodded obediently as he took up more rice on his fork and continued to eat. You trying to tell your aunty to not force feed your boyfriend.

Soap

• You bring up wanting Johnny to meet your family after officially meeting his- Seeing how it would be fair and should be a fun experience.

• Seems he found his people-

• Of course he is more then willing! Seeing it as a fun get away as well-

• When he arrives his naturally cheery personality wins over your family quickly. Ends up having a blast with them the first day and eats so much he almost gets suck.

• There is a mild language barrier- However it was overcome rather quickly.

• Your cousin seemed to absolutely ADORE Johnny. Taking the two of you out to clubs and different bars around the area.

• "We should buy a place out here- for times like this" He said, Leaning against you as the two of you walk back to your families house.

• Finds out quickly that it's relatively cheap in parts and having his nice military paychecks went a lloonnggg way here.

• Adsolutely loves the drinks. The Ginger beer, the Red Strike, Sorrel.

• Adores them honestly!

• This man has met other half it seems as bottles seem to rain around him.

• "Yu Drunk?" Your cousin calls out to Johnny who is dancing against you with a bright smile on his face.

• "A'm Blootert!" He shouts. His accent so strong its funny-

• Johnny ends up so drunk, he's locked arms with your cousin, seated under the romada singing some imaginary song they had made up together.

Ghost

• You take the opportunity to get your hair braided as well- seeing how for once you don't have to pay an arm and a leg for it.

• It takes a lot of convincing on your part to get Simon to come meet your family. You'd been dating more then long enough and he finally agrees one day-

• However he still wears some form of mask- in his case a skull face mask that is still breathable while keeping him covered.

• Your family was a bit apprehensive of Simon of first- surprised by such a brooding figure you'd dragged with you.

• That was till your father stepped forward and welcomed Simon with open arms. Which lead to the rest of the family also being warm and welcoming-

• Simon accepts this and goes along with the kind greetings from everyone.

• Simon tags along, which surprises you. Ends up asking the hair dresser questions constantly.

• "Wah mek yu deh ask suh much?" Your hairdresser staps a bit-

• "I want to learn how- do I can help her do her hair or our future children's" He says bluntly and truthfully.

• Wins over the whole Salon just like that.

• He has never met a group so God damn stubborn then your family- He can refuse all he wants but ends up being given or dragged some place.

• Getting a step by step on how to do different braids by the nice women at the Salon who baby him- even buying him lunch too.

• The soilder taking the day with your father. The two just enjoying the day together- Simon even smoking with him a little which made him relax more then he expected (You weren't there to tell him-)

• Didn't want a drink- Now has 4 he has finished. Refused an addional plate of food?- He had 3 more and some fruit.

• The only person who wasn't pushy was your father. Who was as stoic and laid back as Simon.

• Simon enjoyed the relaxing time with your Father- The two sitting on the front patio with their drinks sipping away as they occasionally chatted.

• This day being the same, When Simon got up prepared to be dragged to a other fun active place. But instead your father waving him over to sit with him.

• Looking to you as you just nod for him to go do as he pleased-

Price

• By the time you came back, Both men were actually chuckling at some sort of joke together. That night you looking to Simon who laid in bed with you shocked-

• "My Dad actually likes you-" You say in disbelief. Simon only nodding and smiling at your words.

• By the next morning he is as red as a Tomato and sunburned to high hell.

• John is willing to meet your family. Finding it would he a nice holiday and fun overall since he hadn't been to the Caribbeans since he was first in the military.

• When arriving he did notice some stares, since he was so clearly military and learned the distrust was real.

• But your family was open to him in extending that olive branch to him.

• Your uncle however- took some convincing. Which ended up getting John hazed of sorts.

• "Mek wi si wah yu gat Brit-" Your uncle Said with a grin. John of course accepting a challenge. From drinking, Dancing and more. Which ended up with the two shit talking each other-

• By the end of the night John and your Uncle were as thick as thieves.

• John even proud of the hand rolled cigarettes your uncle had given him.

• "Don't take his cigarettes-" You say calmly. Taking the homemade rolled cigarette from your boyfriend and handing him a packed one instead.

• While you were with some of your cousins catching up John sat out on a chair with your Uncles and cousins. The group smoking cigars and cigarettes and chatting away.

• Seemed time was lost on the both of you as John sat out in the sun far too long. Ignoring the reddening of his skin-

• Your poor Boyfriend tho-

• "Fuck-k" John mutters, wincing as he sits down with his arms held out. Your uncle laughing at him-

• You spend the evening rubbing Aloe in his skin and fanning his skin to help ease the burn.

• "Burned noice an criss Hm?" Your uncle said with a laugh making John give a fake glare at the old man.

• "Ah fuck ya you old geezer-" John winced out making the men around him laugh hard at his suffering.

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st-just · 10 months

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Even though we are most conscious of the big, widely spoken languages like English and Chinese, most languages are spoken by a much smaller number of people. Because of the sheer number of languages in the world, something like Estonian is much more typical. To a first approximation, nobody in the world ever learns Estonian. If an Estonian person wants to talk to someone who’s not Estonian, they speak English. In the past, they might have spoken Russian. But nobody is learning Estonian. And Estonian is very complicated, with 14 noun cases and all kinds of other trouble. But as Trudgill points out, even Estonian — with its ~1 million speakers and solid K-12 education system and some broadcast media — is much more widely spoken than most historical languages. The vast bulk of human history consists of language communities that had no television or radio or even writing, speaking face-to-face mostly to other people they actually know. Communities like that are Petri dishes of linguistic innovation. When I used to host “The Weeds,” Dara Lind liked to jokingly say things like “Teds Cruz” to mean “people like Ted Cruz” modeled on the pluralization of attorneys-general. That became an inside joke that Sarah Kliff and Jane Coaston and I picked up. And Trudgill says this is how language change works in small oral communities — someone makes something up because he or she thinks it’s clever, and if other people like it, they copy it. There aren’t a lot of entertainment options, language play is fun, and there’s no influx of foreigners learning your language and needing to simplify it. So you end up developing a kind of anti-creole, with lots of weird flourishes.

-Matthew Yglesias, Political lessons from Jamaican Patois

#quote #sociology #Matthew Yglesias

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tainted-liquor · 6 months

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this was specifically requested BY Bree, so here we go🤷🏽‍♀️

“Hood Princess” bree

For starters, I wanna just get a little background info out the way before I do anything. Bree is Bahamian, says she doesn’t experience racism, and its v likely that she has never lived outside of the Bahamas. The official language of the Bahamas is English and Haitian Creole, as many people of Haitian decent LIVE on the island. Haitian Creole derived from FRENCH, lets keep this in mind.

so first I wanna address Bree’s ignorance/marginalization of Caribbean people.

In the DC server I said “maldito mamaguevo” right after having a disagreement over…this message

I thought it was obvious this was in a playful/joking manner, but maybe she took this as a personal attack/accusation. I would just like to say that if I suspected Bree abt this anon (which I didn’t because she had Honey BLOCKED for some reason during this), I wouldn’t have made a joke abt it. Not sent the SS to her. I would’ve made a mental note of it and kept it pushing.

When Bree first sent this message I was confused, because as you know I have Dominican family. I speak Dominican Spanish, and generally only rlly know Dominican slang that I’ve learned from my brother and his side of the family. So obvi I was confused because Bree makes it known she’s very much Bahamian, so I googled what language the Bahamas speaks and if it’s anything like Dominican Spanish !

As you can see, they don’t speak Spanish…so what was the point of saying “I’m Caribbean I know what this means?” Anyone can be Caribbean…White black Asian Latino. If you’re born in the Caribbean you’re Caribbean…so why does this equate to her speaking spanish?

so naturally i went to Dalia abt it cuz even tho I myself could feel this was iffy, I wanted to ask someone else who is more submerged in Dominican culture. And Dalia said this felt iffy, because she has marginalized the Caribbean before and hopped between different dialects that are…not her own! Like Jamaican patois

But besides that, lets address another issue w Bree before we dive into her history of supporting a miles smut writer.

As some of you may know, Bree used to refer to herself as a “hood princess” and used PLENTYYYYY of AAVE and african american culture in her works…lets break this down rq

Bree has earned herself a reputation as a rather aggressive and obnoxious blogger, doing absolutely nothing but fighting w gwiles Stans and “speaking her mind” abt things nobody really paid any attention to. She said she was a pale “natural blonde” girl (I haven’t seen shawty so idk wtf she looks like)

So why does she run around claiming the title of a “hood princess” when she 1, did not grow up in an American hood, and 2, is probably white passing from her own mouth?

for black children who grew up in the hood, you know it’s nothing to brag about. It’s a low income neighborhood, a “bootleg” version of a neighborHOOD. Hence the name. It’s an incomplete neighborhood.

When I had a general discussion w her about the fetishization of African American culture a week ago, she seemed mad avid to defend making the hood be your whole personality..trying to justify it by saying it “makes you think and act a certain way” which is v true! However I’ve never once tried to make myself into a sexxyred “hood princess” js cuz I grew up in a low income area. She even agreed that african american culture was fetishized, so I’m so confused as to why she was offended by my post yesterday?

So as to why she’s mad…idk. When I’ve talked to her abt this issue before, and I’ve literally just taken the issue online this time as a black creator

now let’s move on to Bree’s ableism☠️

I got her so mad she tried to tell me I was “half a chromosome away from a learning disability”…ok!!

But besides that, lets talk about her defending Anika!

So this summer, a popular creator by the name Anikaluv made a fic where miles had readers…nudes in his phone😭

Children should not be sending, keeping, or taking nudes of themselves or anyone else. Wether that’s 14, 15, 16, 17. Just DON’T! It’s illegal, and this fic glosses over the fact that it’s a disgusting crime. Not only that, but miles mother SEES the readers nudes…so😭

Bree immediately took to defend Anika, showing her support for her and saying if we keep complaining we won’t have anything to read☠️☠️

When this is Anika…and Bree DEFENDING Anika

Anika also wrote about the reader buying miles a thong?? At 15?? You don’t “read miles smut” but you sure read anikas work !

FYI…Anika was going to write about Reader and miles GRINDING in said lingerie. And Anika said she despises miles smut, and so did you! But at the end of the day that doesn’t change what you said

Here’s the screenshot you wanted ms. “People are gonna do what they do”

mouthful, but there we go

#my bad #across the spiderverse #atsv #into the spiderverse #tainted liquor

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readyforevolution · 1 month

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silent-raven13 · 1 month

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Bun and Cheese!

Miles would watch his mamí cook such delicious foods, his honey brown eyes landed on container that were meant for his boyfriend. It got him wanting to help her, since his mom would give him leftovers to Hobie.

"Mamí, yo puedo ayuda?" The eighteen year old asked.

"Oh, sí, mi amor." His mom happily smiles, "What got you wanting to cook?"

"Um... I see your making extras for Hobie, and..." Miles looks bashful as he went to help her chop some onions, "I... maybe you can help me make his some food for the week?"

Rio's eyes lit up with joy, "Oh mi bebé, of course I will! Besides, this will be great for you to learn when you live on your own." She kisses her son's cheek being so happy seeing her son wanting to bond with her through cooking, and to make food for someone he deeply loves.

"Waahhh," Baby Billie cries being awake from her nap through the baby monitor.

"This is also good for me. You can cook while I deal with mi otra bebé!" She let Miles' handle the stove with all those pans and pots, "Let me go feed her. I'll tell you what to do."

"Uhh, okay!" Miles said with a slight panic in his voice. When his mom came back holding his baby sister, who's teary eyes blooms at the sight go him. It looks like all her sadness were washed away.

Miles listens to his mom telling him how long each side of the chicken should be cooked, when to stir the habichuelas, and check on the rice. "Tu nova es parte Jamaiquino?"

"Yeah, his family is a mix between Jamaican and West African... I think part Haitian, too."

"Oh, él también podría ser en parte dominicano. Comparten la misma isla. Recuerden que el papá de tu prima Moni y primo Flaco es dominicano y tenía un poco de Haitiano." She switch to speaking English, "His family lives close to boarder with a ranch and everything."

"Well, I dunno if Hobie knows much on his family. They don't talk much on that, but maybe. He knows like four languages and Haitian Creole is one of them."

"Look at him y tu? You should already be fluent con tu Espanol!"

"Mamí, tu sabes que lo estoy- umm trying." Miles tries to speak in full Spanish from time to time, "I mean, at least I understand everything in Spanish. Good thing, I know Korean and Sign Language." He's fluent with Sign Language and he's so proud of that.

Rio giggles, "Remember summer we'll be going to Puerto Rico, and all your family would want to speak with you." She went to get a formula bottle to feed her daughter.

Miles could only give a sheepish smile, he needs to work on that.

The Next Day

Miles came by to his boyfriend's place to drop off some food, "Mi amor, you here?" He went inside to find his boyfriend being shirtless with his skinny jeans and thick red boots. Hobie turns his head making his wicks bounce, his whole body turning pink.

"Sunflower!" He looks so happy to see his boyfriend, he was busy washing his dishes finishing up his breakfast. "I didn't expect you to come by. I would've clean up." He took off his rubber washing gloves revealing his hands having rings and neatly painted black nails. The punker saw his Sunflower set two big bags on the small round table, then rushes over to hug and kiss him.

"Mmm-mwah!" Miles' arms tightly hug his Hobie's waist with his head looking up with so much love. "Mamí wanted me to give this to you as soon as possible. She made some grilled chicken, steamed vegetables, and bean stew."

"Mmm sounds delicious, luv." Hobie leans over for another kiss with his arms hugging his Sunflower. "But it looks like she made other dishes?"

"Oh yeah, I help her make tostones," Miles hums.

"Ohh, so you cook too." Hobie's eyes gleam with joy by this fact.

"Mmhmm. Hope you like it, baby." He kisses his boyfriend's lips again and again.

The Punker picks up his Sunflower, "I will always love everything you and your mother make, but right now, I think I want a treat." He took his boyfriend to the bedroom only the sounds of giggles came out of the room.

A week later on Earth 1610, Miles was preparing Hobie's lunch and the rest of his week meal plans. He started to make Bun and Cheese, a savory sweet sandwich that's very comforting for many Jamaicans. Heck, his dad is a huge fan of them, too.

So Miles spend his free Friday making Jamaican Spice Buns with dried fruit, it almost reminded him of a fruit cake. He took a small piece to try and like the sweet spices with the molasses taste of this dense bread. "Mmm." He quickly got his knife to make thick slices of bread.

The whole home smells off cinnamon and raisins, the teenager got some sharp cheddar cheese knowing his boyfriend likes eating it that type instead of regular cheddar. Maybe he should've got the Tastee Jamaican cheese, since he saw Hobie having in his cabinets. "I'll leave some slices for him." He softly said to himself.

Then the timer ring, making Miles go over to the stove to flip over his steak making Bistec Encebollao, and he made a batch of fried sweet plantains knowing his man loves them so much. Then a big batch of rice and peas, he smiles to himself at the view of his cooking.

"Look at me go!" He did a happy dance.

Jeff came through the front door smelling the house, "Whoo, something smells good!" The middle age man went over to the kitchen being surprised his son cooking, "Miles, son? Your cooking?"

"Hey, dad! Yup. I want to make Hobie some lunch." Miles happily said.

Jeff nodded, "Alright." he went over to look at the food, "Smells good. Ohh, is that bun and cheese?" He took one of the sandwiches to munch on being hungry.

Miles looks over to see his dad's reaction. Jeff took a big bite, then his eyes widen and went, "MMM." He always buy store bought spice bread, but the homemade one taste way better. "This is good! You added nutmeg?"

"Yup!" His son proudly said.

Rio came out of her room with little Billie in her arms, "Hola, mi amor! Ohh, something smells so good."

"I'm making Bistec Encebollao!" Miles happily said seeing how his parents like his cooking.

The next day, Miles had packed all of Hobie's meal plans and a special lunch. He made sure he added a cute note, and sweet treat with some homemade lemonade. He went to HQ knowing his boyfriend might be there trying to change the minds of new comers about Miguel's dictatorship, or start some drama like always.

When he took the large plastic bags filled with Hobie's meals for the week, he got so excited to see his reaction. Happily to find his boyfriend in the hallway with their friends, "Bae!" He happily rushes over.

Hobie turns pink by the sound of his Sunflower, he turns to find his beautiful boyfriend running to him. His arms open up to let him fall into his arms, "Sunflower!" His nose being buried into his Miles' hair, "Mm! What you got there?"

"I made you lunch and meal plans instead of mi mamí!" Miles happily said with a bright beaming smile.

Hobie felt a cupid's arrow dig into his heart falling in love with his Sunflower all over again! The bright blush pink covers his whole body with hearts, and 'I love yous' all over. Then, the biggest font over his forehead, "I'M GOING TO MARRY HIM!"

Pavtri and Gwen gawks at the font having to point at it. Then saw Miles looking bashful! "Bae, I hope you like it! I work so hard."

"Anything you make for me is never awful." Hobie happily took his lunch box, and his bags for the week. "Smells heavenly, darlin'."

"You don't believe in heaven, Hobie!" His boyfriend giggles.

Gwen and Pavtri being nosy had look at the bag smelling some good food. Hobie putting on his charming smile, "Luv, you're my heaven!" If Heaven does exist, he knows for sure Miles would be his true happiness, ever lasting peace and love.

That made Miles giggles a bit boyish then playfully shove his punker, "Bae, you're so damn cheesy!" Then hugs his boyfriend, "Anyway, I have to go home and watch Billie and study for a test! Text me, when you're trying the lunch I made you. Bye, love you, mi amor!"

Hobie saw his Sunflower leaving with a rush. "Ohh, Miles cook for you! Oh, we should eat lunch together. I wanna see what he made for you!"

"Alright." Hobie shrugs trying to play off being chill.

At the cafeteria, Gwen and Pavtri got their own lunch, they sat in front of their Punker friend, who's beginning to open his lunch bag. He took out containers of hot foods, then a sandwich wrapped in aluminum, a drink and some sweet bread with a little folded note. "Ohh, open the containers! What is it?"

Hobie open the large container to find his sweet Sunflower made him, his favorite fried plantains, habichuelas with rice, and some delicious steak with some onions with a hearty sauce. Then, he opens the aluminum wrap with his eyes gleaming at the Bun and Cheese.

"Ohh, that smells good. Is that bread homemade?" Gwen asked as she sniff the air of delicious spices of nutmeg and cinnamon.

Pavtri said, "Oh that looks like a really good lunch."

Hobie took a bite of his Bun and Cheese and fell in love, "MMM!" He groans at the sweet taste of the freshly baked bun, it's way better than store bought. Then, with the sharp cheddar cheese giving a savory taste- Man, he loves this snack! Then he opens his bottle to sip at the homemade lemonade.

Everything tasted so perfect and delicious, he couldn't help but shove his food like a beast! He chews with his dark eyes catching the note, picking it up to read it.

The Note:

Hey, Bae!

I love you, and hope you enjoy the food! Mi mamí helped me, and my dad was a food taster. Hehe, he wanted to give his opinion! Billie was drooling at the smell, she gave her approve. Hope you have a great day!

XOXOXO

-💛 Your Sunflower 🌻

P.S: 💛 From the Morales family! 🧡 ~with their signature and Billie's hand print~

Hobie's face being buried in the note being super pink that if he was a cartoon his heart would pop out, and steam would come out of his ear!

Back at Miles' place, he holds his baby sister as they watch television together. His phone beeps, he picks it up to find a message from his boyfriend.

Hobie: I fucking love you! I'ma marry you!

Miles being so flustered he fumble his texting: WaT! was do u jean? ^mean! 🫣

Miles texts: I love you, 2! Was da food dat good?

Hobie: Fuckin' amazing! thanks luv! 🥰 I want you to come over tonight! I'ma show you how much I love yoU!

Miles still feeling his cheeks being super warm that Billie looks surprised at her big brother. Billie patted him.

Miles: BAE! 🫣

Hobie: 😝 Love you, Sunflower! You're gonna be my husband! 😘

After that, Miles knows to always make some good Bun and Cheese, when his man is upset or about to go full rage mode.

#punkflower #miles morales #hobie brown #spiderman #fanfic #flowerpunk #spider verse #across the spider verse

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saitamastamaticsoup · 1 year

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Okay so ok there’s the whole demons speaking every language automatically so you can’t insult them in like Spanish or anything BUT I only see white languages present would they understand like French creole or know the differences between Trinidadian patois and Jamaican patois?👀 or would they be completely stumped bc I really doubt satan would understand what my grandma is saying and even then a heavy accent? Yeah no google translate ain’t saving them😂

#Solomon is Jamaican for this reason only #my fav white man #and he’s now my mortal enemy on principal #😔sorry king I can’t betray my people like that #if you’re Trinidadian you will understand #obey me x reader #omswd x reader #obey me shall we date #obey me x black reader #Lucifer x black reader #diavolo obey me #mammon obey me #ik dia and mams might understand but culturally they are stumped #Simeon can be apart if the cool kids club as a treat #mayhaps Luke bc a little white baby yelling in patois would he hilarious especially in the kitchen #barbatos understands tone and body language so he’s fine most of the time #x black reader #obey me x mc #demon brothers

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indarknessilived · 11 months

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Legacy Shenanigans Master List of Audio Featuring HL Gang

Posts Updated: 8/28/2023

SFW

Say our ideas at the same time (awkward): Sebastian, MC

Sebastian being a romantic: Sebastian

Sebastian praising you: Sebastian

Cheeky Seb: Sebastian, MC

First attempt at eleven labs: Sebastian, Ominis

Wouldn’t it be funny if we kissed: Sebastian, Ominis

The lads talking to MC: Sebastian, Ominis

When arguments end like this: Sebastian, Ominis (pre-NSFW)

Boys tell MC about their morning: Sebastian, Ominis

Sebastian arguing over Ominis: Sebastian, Ominis, Garreth

Sebastian used Ominis toothbrush: Sebastian, Ominis

Ominis lost his wand: Sebastian, Ominis, Leander

Sebastian and Ominis reading things they wrote for MC: Sebastian Ominis

Lads in detention: Sebastian, Ominis, Garreth

Slytherin boys arguing over each other leads to confessions: Sebastian, Ominis

Sebastian and Ominis being very drunk “besties”: Sebastian, Ominis, Leander

Sebastian trying to help Ominis with compliments (e.g. Seb forgets Ominis is blind.. again): Sebastian, Ominis

Seb and Ominis speaking different languages: Sebastian, Ominis

Literally how most quests with Sebastian end: Sebastian, Ominis

Ominis has no chill: Sebastian, Ominis, Leander

Sebastian gives no fucks: Sebastian, Ominis

Comfort for @thymacabremistress: Sebastian, Ominis

Ominis playing mind games: Sebastian, Ominis

Sebastian vs. Ominis on minor inconvenience: Sebastian, Ominis

The Mighty Boosh reenactment: Sebastian, Ominis

Ominis being very very drunk: Sebastian, Ominis

Sebs shenanigans: Sebastian, Ominis

They be fighting: Sebastian, Ominis

Tomb exploring: Sebastian, Ominis, MC

MC needs a date for a really fancy Dinner: Sebastian, Ominis, MC

An MC x Seb x Ominis moment: Sebastian, Ominis, MC

Drunk Ominis: Sebastian, Ominis, MC

Ominis talking in parseltongue: Ominis

Ominis switching from angry to cinnamon roll in <5 seconds: Ominis, MC

Ominis being a romantic: Ominis

Ominis talking in Jamaican Creole: Ominis

Talking in roadside slang: Ominis, MC

Garreth being a little shit: Ominis, Garreth

Garreth being, well, Garreth at maths: Ominis, Garreth

MC needs fashion advice: Ominis, MC

If Ominis was allowed to be more of a dick in the undercroft scene: Ominis, MC

Slyths and Gryffs, arguments yet again: Sebastian, Ominis, Garreth, Leander

Slyths and Gryffs: Sebastian, Ominis, Garreth, Leander

Slyths and Gryffs more arguing: Sebastian, Ominis, Garreth, Leander

Gryffs trying to set up a prank for the Slyths: Sebastian, Ominis, Garreth, Leander

Slyths and Gryffs stoned out of their minds: Sebastian, Ominis, Garreth, Leander

Slyths and Gryffs stoned and start watching: Sebastian, Ominis, Garreth, Leander

Slyths and Gryffs announcement prank: Sebastian, Ominis, Garreth, Leander

MC fighting with the Slyths and Gryffs: Sebastian, Ominis, Garreth, Leander, MC

How dare Leander not know that they would know Dolly Parton: Sebastian, Ominis, Leander

Slyths and Gryffs taking sexy compliments: Sebastian, Ominis, Garreth, Leander

Slyths and Gryffs asking MC on a date: Sebastian, Ominis, Garreth, Leander

Slyths and Gryffs in the back room (RuPaul’s Drag Race): Sebastian, Ominis, Garreth, Leander

Slyths and Gryffs meeting your parents for the first time: Sebastian, Ominis, Garreth, Leander

Sebastian Vs. Leander both Vs. Everett: Sebastian, Leander, Everett

Seb and Leander at it again: Sebastian, Ominis, Leander

Seb and Leander doing what they do best, fighting: Sebastian, Garreth, Leander

Leander woke up on the wrong side of the bed: Sebastian, Leander

Lads saying cute or charming stuff to you: Sebastian, Ominis, Garreth, Leander, Everett, Amit

Cave adventures with the lads: Sebastian, Ominis, Garreth, Leander, Everett, Amit

Lads saying their full names: Sebastian, Ominis, Garreth, Leander, Everett, Amit

Garreth won the competition: Sebastian, Ominis, Garreth, MC

Keeping up with the Legacy Lads: Sebastian, Ominis, Garreth, Leander, Everett, Amit

Nerds being nerds (lads pick up lines): Sebastian, Ominis, Garreth, Leander

Truth or Dare: Sebastian, Ominis, Garreth, Leander

Diary Entries of Slyths and Gryffs: Sebastian, Ominis, Garreth, Leander

If the Lads were literally little London Roadmen: Sebastian, Ominis, Garreth, Leander

Nobody likes it when Ominis gets mad..: Sebastian, Ominis, Garreth

The Lads dating show intros: Sebastian, Ominis, Garreth, Leander

THE MEETING: Sebastian, Ominis, Garreth, Leander, Everett, Amit

The lads stoned (following Slyths and Gryffs stoned): Sebastian, Ominis, Garreth, Leander, Everett, Amit

The lads greeting MC: Sebastian, Ominis, Garreth, Leander, Everett, Amit, MC

Garreth gets needy af once he's in a Relationship: Garreth, MC

Garreth being a straight up liar: Garreth, Professor Sharp (Debut)

Homework, what homework, oh! That homework: Garreth, Professor Sharp

Garreth being bad at flirting: Garreth, MC

For the love of food: Garreth, Leander

Breast or thighs: Sebastian, Garreth

Don’t touch his fucking scran: Sebastian, Garreth

Bargaining with Leander: Leander, MC

Leander asking MC to the Yule ball: Leander, MC

Leander being a ladies man: Leander, MC

The age old argument sex vs. garlic bread: Sebastian, Garreth (Darkness’s personal vote- garlic bread for the win)

Leander has no Chill: Sebastian, Ominis, Garreth, Leander

Ominis being the "Councilor": Sebastian, Ominis, Leander

Leander going to great lengths to hold Seb’s hand: Sebastian, Leander

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thorgans-guide-to-thedas · 3 months

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Can you guys re-imagine the culture(s) of the Chasind?

Hey anon!

That's a fantastic suggestion! Our campaigns have been taking place mostly in northern Thedas, so we didn't even have Chasind people/Kocari Wilds on the map yet, but you're so right. I didn't know much about the Chasind before reading up on the Bioware Wiki (BW for short) and.....yooof.

We'll definitely do a more thought-out and 'official' entry, but since a lot of our re-imaginings move at a snail's pace, I'll share some of our immediate thoughts after discussing this:

Geography:

It's giving BIG bayou vibes, and we're taking that and running with it, nodding at inspiration of early Black-American culture that emerges in the southern USA and the greater Caribbean Islands. Visuals of the Florida Everglades and Bayou Bartholomew in Arkansas, with a majority of the villages being built on stilts or the massive trees that are similar to the ones seen in the Frostback Basin (Jaws of Hakkon DLC specifically). There are settlements on more solid land, but most of the population and the 'civilians' live inside the swamp, as the tricky terrain doubles as protection and security.

The People:

Based off the BW, we're seeing patterns of love for nature and the seasons, and the mention of "animalistic goddesses" is making us think....DND druid style. (we took one look at the "barbaric" descriptions and tossed it all out, thank you)

Animal companionship is common among Chasind, whether they are "working animals" that warriors and hunters may keep that help them in their tasks, or companions for your local shopkeep or fisherman. Big or small, smart or.....lovable...animals are all around and children may even receive their companion at very young ages, growing up with their animal friend.

Some more magically gifted Chasind can even transform and take an animal form.

Chasind are bonded by clan systems, not blood or background. Meaning that if someone needs help in the village, people will band together to support that person. Once you settle in the swamp, you're family.

The Chasind have a large population of people with darker skin tones, but people with lighter skin tones are not uncommon either.

The Culture

Being situated on top of it, of course, water is EVERYTHING.

Navigating the bayou is no easy feat, and children are taught from a young age through legends, stories, and all sorts of oral histories how dangerous the water can be.

There are definitely some pretty cool eldritch beings living out in the swamp, and there are definitely stories about them.

Fishing culture is HUGE. Fishermen are taught a very sophisticated type of navigation and tracking, most commonly using the stars as a guide to chart the swamp, because the landscape can be incredibly difficult to navigate, especially after dark.

According to the BW, the Chasind have "developed their own language, but are capable of speaking the King's tongue", so we took this as they've managed to blend an older language like the one spoken by their Alamaari ancestors and merged it with the King's tongue (not unlike real-world languages, such as Haitian Creole, Jamaican Patois, or Michif)

People also traverse the swamp on stilts to keep out of the water and out of the way of other water predators. Whether they are walking across the village or going out to the fishing holes to get a daily catch.

Please feel free to add your own comments or thoughts on this re-imagine! This entire project is a joint effort, and having perspectives from other backgrounds is always helpful to make it more inclusive.

#answer #idea sharing #reimagining thedas #thorgans guide to thedas #world of thedas #dragon age table top #dragon age ttrpg #chasind

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bi-hop · 1 year

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Kinda want to sit with City Boy a little while longer before I start writing any sort of long form meta about the comic, but the work being done to situate him within this relatable and grounded reality is so great and powerful. In an interview, the author (Pak) talks about how Cameron’s hustler energy dictates his personality, and how gaining power didn’t take that aspect of him away. I think however the elements that speak to me most extend from this: him being a squatter and how he engages with Fujimoto. It’s weird to say, but I think this might be one of the only cape comics I’ve read that accurately portrays how homeless people attempting to beg for resources like cash and food are more often heavily policed and exploited by those in power around them. It’s also never explicitly stated, but we can guess Cameron no longer has a place to live because his grandpa died after his umma abandoned him. That commonality has been seen a lot in his other appearances, these moments of suddenly connecting with other people in this erased lower class.

Finally, I’m not Korean-American, but I am Haitian and Jamaican (and American). Haitian Creole was denied to me for a long time as a language. Our circumstances are different but Cameron grappling with that disconnect and limited understanding is so real. Excited for more of him to come

#cameron kim #city boy #dc comics #dc meta #i guess?

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just in case ur curious

emil and erin: chicanos (mexican born in america/colorado) their mom is mestizo and their dad is a half afro-mexican and half indigenous. they speak both spanish and english but emil is exceptionally better at spanish than erin

neo: nigerian dad and haitian mom. originally from france but immigrated to colorado as a child. neo speaks french, haitian creole, and english.

bambi: the same except she only knows english.

jubilee: iranian/persian jewish born and raised in california by a ashkenazi jewish family. she’s 90% a english speaker but she catches onto some of her mom’s german.

charlene: cuban mixed with arawak/taíno, spaniard and various african descents (though she will tell you otherwise). born in new york but raised in maryland. her primary language is spanish and her english can be a little choppy at times. she prefers to talk to emil because she can just speak spanish to him lol

cole: if you asked him he would just say he’s white but he’s specifically full blown italian descent with like a pinch of icelandic. born and raised in cali baby. um he took a french class in high school but other wise he’s just english only

cece and judy: italian dad (like cole) and black jamaican mom. also born and raised in cali. cece can speak patwah but judy can’t at all #embarrassing

dondre: afro-cuban. born in cuba moved to maryland at 9 years old. despite living in the usa less than charlene most of the people in his circle are black americans so he learned english easier and mostly speaks through aave. he’s still fluent in spanish he just doesn’t speak much since most of the people who hangs with aren’t spanish speakers.

mickey: her mom is white and her dad is black (no specific origin). she’s originally from new york but hopped around different states trying to discover herself before she finally landed in cali. she only speaks english but she’ll sometimes be like “emil what’s milk in spanish” or whatever and start sprinkling random spanish words in her conversation

janice: chinese american. born in cali raised in tennessee by her step mom then moved back to cali to connect with her biological family again. she only speaks english but is slowlyyyy learning mandarin with her folks. her son chris is chinese and filipino.

malcolm: salvadoran and portuguese. born in florida moved to colorado and then moved to california. speaks english spanish and portuguese.

kourtney: black british (no specific origin). she speaks english.

soo-min: 3/4 korean and 1/4 punjabi indian. her mom is full korean while her dad is half korean half punjabi. she was born in washington but moved to cali to live with her uncle after her parents died. she speaks korean and english.

yumi: japanese. born in japan but immigrated with her family to california when she was 12. she speaks english and japanese.

precious/adonis: filipino. born in florida moved to california but eventually moves back to florida. speaks english and tagalog

#mybooty

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songsofwaterandnight · 1 year

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Thanks for tagging me @imaniascending ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

• Tea, coffee or soda:

Coffee for energy and Tea for feeling better. I try to avoid Soda because it has enough sugar to murder a Victorian child.

• Dogs or cats?

I love both but cats are my favorite. Throughout my entire tumblr run "cats" has been my most popular tag no matter what else I was obsessed with(yes even during my mitski phase that made me the second blog that showed up when you searched for mitski). I love that they can be capricious and finicky like people. I think that gives them a wide range of personalities and that's very charming to me. I'm also 90% sure I have that germ that they give you to make you love them and I'm fine with that.

• Can you play a music instrument?: Does shaking the tambourines in church(when I used to go) confidently yet incompetently count? I also know like half of a song on Kalimba.

• What’s your star sign?:

No U-turns

• First lyric that pops up in your head: "Pussy talented; it do cartwheels" from Pussy Talk by City Girls feat. Doja Cat

• Do you have any tattoos?:

Nah and my interests change too much for me to ever pin down something I want painted on my body forever.

• What’s the last film you watched?:

Live action: "Nope" . Thematically amazing and it had a very strong start but it did lose some of its edge when they revealed the true nature of the horror they were facing. I think about different things from this movie a lot and I haven't fully processed all of them yet. I highly recommend it.

Animated: "Constantine: City of Demons". It was very meh. Not a lot of magic from the main character and I didn't really find any of the themes original or interesting. I was hoping this movie would give me more insight to Constantine as a DC character but he just seems boring and british tbh. I don't recommend it.

• What languages do you speak?: English and Jamaican Creole.

• Do you have hobbies?:

Outside of media consumption and media interpretation, I'm a writer(allegedly haha) and I hangout with friends when it's safe to.

• You can hang out with a fictional character for one hour, who do you choose?:

Bayonetta Beta 1(the one from Japan). Her very short appearance in the third game screams "I love to have fun"(she's dressed like a rollerskater and her weapon is a yoyo). To be fair, hanging out with any version of Bayonetta would probably be fun but she just seems the most fun. Like we'd go interdimensional rollerskating or something🛼

Compliment yourself:

You're cute and doing an excellent job of pacing yourself and knowing your limits💕🫂

Tags if you want to!: @mystiqdreamer @iridiiscente @5eanathan @flying-bi-son @virgo-dicks @trekwiz @startorrent02 @jimothysomebody @gaybluemage @shiny-rhydon @tuna-core @universalinvariant @paldea-region @senil888 @cobaltdays @lycentropy @gravityjunior @freddkong

#I remember most of you by your names not URLs(my brain weird) so it was a struggle actually tag you guys 💀#also no pressure to do it if you don't want to #rambles of water and night

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ptseti · 5 months

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This video documents the disappearing languages of the Eastern Maroons of Moore Town, Jamaica. The languages are (i) Kromanti, a language variety related to the Akan language cluster of West Africa, and (ii) Uol Taim Patwa or 'Maroon Spirit Language', a very archaic form of English-lexicon Creole, similar in many ways to the Creole languages of Suriname. The language is presented through Mr Isaac Bernard, one the last culture bearers of the community, with a good command of these languages. The video is part of the Caribbean Indigenous and Endangered Languages website, which is co-sponsored by the Jamaican Language Unit/Unit for Caribbean Language Research, the University of the West Indies, Mona, and UNESCO. http://www.caribbeanlanguages.org.jm

#Youtube #kromanti language #maroons #jamaica #jamaica 🇯🇲

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richardsikens-secretlovechild · 1 year

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here’s a poorly constructed headcanon/rant because my brain is very full rn

yk how there are various poc headcanons for james? like indian, hispanic, filipino, etc. (which i love by the way dont get me wrong!! i love how various groups can share their experiences through him it genuinely brings me joy)

what if i just.. make him jamaican in one of or several of my fics?? what happens then?? who’s to stop me?? like imagine indo-jamaican effie and afro-jamaican monty moving to england during the mass migratory period, settling into the wizarding community there then having james??

and james grows accustomed to wizarding society and england in general but his parents also make sure he still understands his roots

and i can imagine them speaking to him in patois at home and him teaching the boys bits and pieces of the dialect

and because i also head canon that mary is of jamaican decent as well (more so that she has extended family living there even though her parents were born in england), i think she’d let him help her stay in touch with her culture and they’d trade recipes too because jamaican food is god tier and everyone should try it (seriously)

one thing i’ve always been hesitant about is writing my dialect within fanfic. because like when it’s a standard language like french or english it just feels different ig like maybe people won’t be interested in jamaican creole as much because it’s not thought of as one of those romantic languages really it’s just broken english to many people and also it’s not really a language that’s formally written outside of jamaican literature or casual texting between jamaicans

but ykw i don’t think it should matter to me this much and i think i’ll write it regardless because my dialect deserves to be celebrated and also writing is supposed to be a form of expression, there’s no use worrying about what ppl will think about it really and i could def put end notes with translations and stuff

jesus this went from a headcanon to rant to me accepting that i’m allowed to write patois into my fics☠️

#james potter #the gears are turning #and i’ve always felt strongly about the mary portion of the head canon #i think in large part because of atyd #but james #i think it’s because of how after reentering the fandom i just started seeing myself in him so much #so i figured why not just dump my culture unto him as well #what’s he gonna do rise from the dead and tell me i can’t☠️🙏🏾⁉️⁉️#jegulus #mary mcdonald #british jamaicans #marauders #marauder headcanons #fic ideas #the fic was already in the planning stage i just wasn’t sure about certain elements but i’m sure now i think #i just hope i can stay motivated enough to get through it #and i hope i keep focused on the fun of it instead of the technical bits like wizarding culture and canon events #i always end up spiralling into research and lose the will to write

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