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zivazivc · 3 months
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how did floyd meet his ex band mates?? what did he think of them?
It was actually completely on accident. Les was getting firewood for their campfire when he heard a barely audible distressed sound nearby and found Floyd wrapped up in a spider's cocoon. Poor guy was fighting for his last breath when Les rescued him.
Les invited him back to the camp to check over his injuries, which then became a meal and overnight stay (they live in a bug RV), and then a longer stay to mend, and then Floyd was invited to join their band and just stayed for good (mostly because Les was worried what could happen to the kid if he was left alone again (Floyd was pretty malnourished when they found him, after about a year since he left the troll tree, and pretty touch starved too.))
As for what Floyd thought. It was pitch dark in the woods when Les pulled him out of that cocoon so he couldn't get a good look at the guy. The only thing he could tell was that he was insanely huge. But he thought that he must have been just a really big rock troll in a fluffy sweater. When they finally got to the fire he had quite a shock. He was disturbed and intimidated by everyone for sure, since in this AU he'd only met rock trolls so far and hadn't even heard of other types. Add the fact that he had been sure he was going to die not long ago, I'm positive he was in shock for most of that night.
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floyd is like a wet shivering kitten left out in the rain, who wouldn't want to take him in??
too bad none of them know how to take care of kittens...
bonus:
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weisbrot · 2 years
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The Miserable(s) Month 2022 day 1 “RED” enjolras drowning in his lil revolution, it wasnt sopposed to go this way 🥲
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smileflowcr · 13 days
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Gyeong Sayuri, 22 años, 26/05/2002, mitad okami mitad humana, una joven estratega que también hace medicinas naturales.
Nacida de una madre okami y un padre humano, a quienes perdía a temprana edad tras ser perseguidos desde que el fruto de su amor dio a luz en dos pequeños cachorritos. Sayuri es mayor que Seoja por minutos. Su madre logra ocultarlos entre hojas y árboles antes de morir, siendo rescatados por Seori, capitán de la Guardia de Diamante y quien posteriormente les adoptó.
Fui criada en una enorme pero amable familia a pesar de su naturaleza... especial. Logró acostumbrarse a la vida humana más rápido de lo que pensaba, siendo capaz de controlar también sus poderes y mantener oculta sus cualidades de okami, quedándole solamente unas marcas rojas en sus ojos, como un delineado.
De pequeña ha practicado junto a su padre y hermanos, por lo que es capaz de protegerse a sí misma y a quienes ama. Sus instintos están más desarrollados gracias a su sangre youkai, dándole ventajas en pelear tanto a distancia como a cuerpo a cuerpo. Su arma principal son un arco y flechas decoradas con hojas de cedro, manteniendo de manera simbólica a su mellizo siempre a su lado.
Es una chica lista, aprendió sobre estrategias a través de libros y observando a Seori y otros estrategas planear minuciosamente cada ataque. Actualmente es una de las mejores de toda la Guardia de Diamante.
Se dedica también a crear pociones medicinales con flores y otras cosas, a veces va con su madre a venderlas o se las brinda a la milicia antes de las expediciones.
No es algo usual, pero pueden brindarle misiones de espionaje a otros reinos de ser necesario. Logra camuflarse entre los árboles y los animales silvestres son su apoyo.
Mantiene una estrecha y larga amistad con el Príncipe del Zafiro, Minjun, siendo la única que puede entender lo que piensa sin palabras y su compañía cuando Seoja va a las batallas. Es de las pocas personas que pueden mantener bajo control las emociones intensas del futuro gobernador, salvando más de una vez al reino de ser inundado.
Conoce (gracias al joven príncipe) a Junseong y Youngdae. Trata de evitar al Rey del Cinabrio puesto que sabe el desprecio que siente por las criaturas como ella y por otro lado, le es imposible evitar encuentros con el Príncipe de Aventurina Negra quién la busca sin cansancio.
Es una omega, su esencia es avellanas y lirio.
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emeraldbabygirl · 1 year
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Great Guys is going to kcon holy fucking tiddies sksksksks AND I NEED GREAT GUYS AND OTHER IDOL INTERACTIONS PLEASE UGH GREAT GUYS X ATEEZ CRUMBS AND JOI X GREAT GUYS CRUMBS AND PINK FANTASY IS GOING UWU AMD KINGDOM OMG YES RISE OF THE NUGUS SKSKSSKSK
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@izuke-the-zombie
Here's my little pocket monkey of my oc Kito!
With a story uwu
I imagine due to Peaches being found by Macaque (filthy lol), Peaches was trying to find his lost little cub called Blueberry(who was taken from Peaches and Mango to avoid any cannibalism from le parents)
Blueberry being a curious and separation anxiety fluff ball wanted to find their parents badly, ends up getting lost but soon found by a passing Red son (who was trying so hard not to give into it's cute crying face)
Peaches being the worried papa ends up wandering off to try to find his baby to prove to the bullies that blueberry is well but ends up getting lost too, Found by Macaque and Wukong finding Mango
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After some time, Kito ends up piecing together that Wukong has a charcoal hamster, Macaque has a chubby hamster
Ends up bringing the two simians and red son to do a test to determine if they're theory is correct, Turns out all 3 hamsters know each other
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and if they get separated they all squeak stupidly loud and bite the hands
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Kito on the other hand. . .
Has been having daddy issues with both simians...
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So all the hamster family is together again!!
Peaches, Mango and Blueberry having cuddle piles for days!
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ironbatpaperturtle · 18 days
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About me:
I have twitter and I like playing valorant :3
☆ WORKS ☆
LOBOTOMIZED AU (lol)
LOBOTOMIZED AU II
• anon ask, anon ask • art
TIME TRAVEL AU TIMETRAVEL AU II
TIMETRAVEL AU III
TIME TRAVEL IV
• art from anon, • me sketch
AU FROM THAT ASK
AU's I dont plan on creating separate chapters on:
SCHOOL OF ROCK AU (my first ever adamsapple AU lol)
MODERN AU
• anon ask • art
S2 Adam and his mischiveous lifestyle
• anon ask, anon ask, anon ask • art
Adam's abandonments issues
Alternative Adam and his dead bf
• anon ask • art
Pastor AU
Pastor AU II
Art graced by @twost3ps uwu:
• LE GASP
I don't think I've been very specific but you guys can literally take my AU's and build it up to your own interpretations, use it as a basis for your fics! Especially the one's I don't plan to finish or make into a full blown thing. Like you can take the bare bones of it and add your own little thingies I don't mind. If you guys ask me too expound in anon ask I'll still answer it though lol.
PROFFESIONAL YAPPER BADGE:
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Human AU! Picrew
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Alastor! He's a serial killer and cannibal in every AU I make unless otherwise stated. Some AU will include Al being trans, having epilepsy, or severe scarring and sometimes migraines. Eating disorder in the fact he mainly eats humans and starves a lot of the time
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Nifty in every AU will be Alastors little sister, be it through found family or actual adoption. She is also a cannibal and a nurse unless otherwise stated. Every AU she lost her eye while being sex trafficked.
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Rosie and Husk are Always going to be Exes, be it married or dating, but exes. Rosie is a cannibal, Husk isn't he just helps his family hide evidence. In certain AU they're Nifty and or Al's adoptive parents/found family parent's in others they are just older friends who are protective and the mom/dad friend. Rosie is a psychologist and Husk a bartender, most AU they're gonna be ex military
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Angel Dust (Anthony) Husks twink boyfriend he gets after divorcing or breaking up with Rosie. Still a hooker but he and Val have a healthy relationship. Unless I need Val to be nasty for my plot. Ex addict, makes music sometimes, recovering eating disorder
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The Vees! Vox with his heterochromia and I like making him sweaty either an actual problem or he's just sweaty. I also like to give him a stutter in certain AUs. He's German.
Valentino is as always, half blind, and he's a nasty weird tall man with a connective tissue disorder in most AU, he's also Latin and a pretty good friend he's very supportive just bad at it.
Velvet is a weird little chaotic rat but her boys worship her. For some reason I see her as a Floridian military brat idk, fashion designer and influencer in every AU. I ship her with Rosie.
In some AU they're adoptive siblings
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Charlie and Vaggie! Twinning UwU! Vaggie is an ex Catholic cause I think it makes sense and Charlie definitely practices Wicca or something. Charlie actually does own a hotel, it's a rehab her father funded for her because she wants to help nd she has whateva sort of degree would help with that, something with therapy. Vaggie works as a security guard there.
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Vaggie twin sister Lute, she's having a near constant mental breakdown, she's a psycho deep down and is FILLED with religious guilt idk what to tell ya. Killed someone. Her arm is amputated too. She teaches self defense, specialising in helping people with disabilities learn to work around them.
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Charlie cousin Peter. Everyone think he's the "gay" cousin but he's actually straight and VERY comfy in his masculinity, nondenominational. Isn't technically allowed to visit the Morningstar house alone because they're "evil" but they're just spiritual. Broadway!!
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Lute boyfriend, Adam. I could NOT resist making him adorable and precious because you see him and go awww but then he fucking opens his mouth and calls you a slur. Lmao. Questioning his faith. Rock star wanna be, studies music theory or something
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Adams cousins! Big sis Sera is constantly worrying and lil sis Emily is heavily sheltered. Sera is a Sunday School teacher, idk, maybe religious studies? Emily if the AU has her college aged will want to be a nurse (I've been seeing Emily ships everywhere but what if she falls for her fellow nurse who's secretly a psychopath?? Nifty, I mean)
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Cherri! Angels BFF! She's deffo an artist and also a demolition expert or something, and does monster trucking too! She's the best most supportive person, Penti adores her and she's secretly in love too but she's scared of it. Angel keeps mocking her that he's got two guys (Val and Husk) and she won't even take a chance on the dude who would find a way to blow up the sun for her.
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Penti is trans, hjs family is also Muslim but he was disowned when he came out. He has triplet little siblings! Is studying to be or is a physicist. Idk minor speech impediment/lisp!
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Frank is the embodiment of chaos and when he meets Alastor is obsessed with him (crushing on a guy your older brother doesn't like is a right if passage) Chandler and Leslie are his siblings. They we're disowned for supporting Penti and Chandler has refused to wear her veil since. Leslie still upholds their faith but is very supportive.
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Usually Vark will be a dog. But occasionally an AU will call for him to be Vox little brother so here's a design for him!
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quitealotofsodapop · 4 months
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Estuve imaginando en el Wukongverse ¿y si aparece la versión de Wukong de la obra literaria? Me imaginado su versión basada en teorías de que Wukong era una hembra en realidad en las obras y debido a los siglos se adapto la obra a macho, debido a su titulo de rey en cantones es unisex. (posiblemente sea el primer personaje femenino obligatorio en la historia(?) Además seria chistoso que una mujer le declarara la guerra al reino celestial , Pero para el au me la imagino siendo Aroace/Asexual (pero usando términos de la época seria célibe... no me pegues plz) su forma seria de un macaco normal, así que es pequeñita.
Feliz navidad atrasada y que tengas un prospero año nuevo uwu
translated via google;
"I've been imagining in the Wukongverse, what if Wukong's version of the literary work appears? I imagined the version of him based on theories that Wukong was actually a female in the works and due to the centuries the work was adapted to a male, due to his title of king in Cantonese being unisex. (possibly the first obligatory female character in history(?) It would also be funny for a woman to declare war on the celestial kingdom, but for the au I imagine her being Aroace/Asexual (but using terms of the time she would be celibate.. .don't hit me plz) its shape would be that of a normal macaque, so it's tiny.
Merry belated Christmas and have a happy new year uwu"
That actually sounds adorable! A book-accurate Wukong that's both the size of a regular monkey and femme!
I imagine the fact that she's female is often forgotten in history, not just because of sexism, but also because if you weren't looking hard enough you'd think she was a male monkey.
Its not the first time a Journey to the West character has had their gender changed; Tripitaka (+characters based on them) is often rewritten as a woman, particularly in "The New Legends of Monkey", "Saiyuki/Monkey Magic" (1978), "Dragon Ball Z" with Bulma, "Starzinger" (1978), and "Shinzo" (2000). This is because of a mix of Tripitaka having many traits people see as stereotypically feminine, and irl there being female buddhist monks called bhikkhunī.
It would be very funny in the Wukongverse, with all the different Tang Monks/Tripitakas discussing their different worlds when a certain topic of dicussion comes up;
2000s!Tripitaka: "It must be very unnverving, being the lone woman in a group of men." NewLegends!Tripitaka: "Absolutely, though from what I hear, many of you came upon similar feelings in the Kingdom of Women." The masc Tripitakas: *all nodding in agreement* HeroisBack!Luier (too young to understand): "Are there any other girls on your Journeys? My mama [LEM] and Sandy are both girls." BookAccurate!Tripitaka: *mumbles under breath* Tang: "What was that?" BookAccurate!Tripitaka: "What about The Monkey King? Aren't all yours women as well? Monkeys are matriarchal." The other Tripitakas: "What???"
And that spills over into the SWK room where they're all already treating the BookAccurate!Wukong as their sister. The Wukongs who are transmasc are very understanding of the plights she faced in the Celestial Realm. Though they do tease her for trying to shave a monk's tonsure into her head fur. And they tease her for her height compared to the others (especially Dasheng who's almost 6ft tall).
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irismaebe · 21 days
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Fanfics Everywere!!
Fanfic en español
⚠️Fic +18⚠️
Gracias esta autora tuve mucho que leer por años, aprendí medicina y partes del cuerpo que no conocía (?) uwu
Yo joven: owww le está untando una pomada de bencidamina después de hacerle todo eso qué lindo~
Thanks to this author, I had a lot to read for years, I learned medicine and parts of the body that I didn't know (?) uwu
Young me: owww he is spreading Benzydamine ointment on her after doing all that...
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Ficha /File
Idioma: Español
Estado: Inconcluso / Unfinished
Genero: Smut (?) And Dead Dove: Do Not Eat, post canon??
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Y si, tenia tambien que dibujar mis babosadas jajsjsjajjsjajsjsja!!! Es probable que a continuación del tercer capítulo no pueda dibujar nada porque todo va a ser un tanto descriptivo para mi lapiz y para mi .////. Pero ya veremos...
And yes, I also had to draw my nonsense hahaha!!! It is likely that after the third chapter I will not be able to draw anything because everything will be a bit descriptive for my pencil and me. But... Well ... But we'll see...
Me da mucha gracia que aparte de que la autora se tomó la molestia de describirlos les dio altura y que cada vez que mencionaba a Pyrónica, mencionaba lo guapa que es a mí no me engaña esta quiere trio.
I find it very funny that apart from the fact that the author took the trouble to describe them, she gave them height and that every time she mentioned Pyrónica, she mentioned how beautiful she is, she doesn't fool me, she wants to threesome.
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Mab 1:
High so he can lower my cereal!
Mab 2:
Why the hell are my bosses so sexy?
Ame mucho como me quedó el fondo.
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Realmente hay algunas diferencias entre el dibujo y el fanfic porque tengo una comprensión lectora de caca xD. Y me di cuenta cuando ya era demasiado tarde... Pero sigue teniendo el sentimiento de cariño en el dibujo tanto que hasta parece portada juas juas juas.
There are really some differences between the drawing and the fanfic because I have a reading comprehension of poop xD. And I realized when it was too late... But I still have the feeling of care in the draw. so much so that it even looks like a cover juas juas juas.
También he de mencionar que gracias a esta autora empecé a escribir fanfics porque antes solo era lectora (en este fandom)
I also have to mention that thanks to this author I started writing fanfics because before I was only a reader (in this fandom)
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sweeteaacakes · 7 days
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I opened my phone and found a game I pre-registered months ago! It's called "Tokyo Debunker"!
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Have you guys seen those creepy ads of a video game that looked like pkmn rip-offs called "Evertal*le"? This is one of their game and the ad caught me so I went for it. I was expecting a pixel-game but, uh, well, it's not TT-TT)... They tend to make misleading ads but this? I got caught by this...
It's more like a VN... BUUUUT it didn't disappointment me in and it served surprisingly well too!
THE PREMISE
Supernatural cases in Tokyo alongside devilish ghouls and quirky cats!
At the prestigious Darkwick Academy, your untily classmates have sold their souls to demons in exchange for a wish... and you'll have to find a way to make them work together to solve supernatural cases all over Tokyo. If you get stuck, you can always turn Darkwick's clever cat familiars for their supports!
It's comes with variety of gameplay modes!
Facilities building where your classmates can work and allows you to interact with them or read a conversation of your other classmates;
It have an "investigation" which is an... auto-turn-based battle mode. You just have to brainwork with their skills and equipments;
As bonus, it have a rhythm game! It's pretty easy since it's linear and you have to tap to allow the cat to turn around. You get 3 tries and is available for later!;
It also have co-op kode but I haven't tried yet!
Now let's start with opening!
As you can see on the imagine above, there are seven characters with each different uniform! Each of them are the leader of each "Houses".
Dark Blue: Frostheim || Yellow: Vagastrom
Orange: Jabberwock (and they have an axolotl in their emblem!!! ♡♡♡) || Dark red: Sinostra
Lilac: Hotarubi || Violet: Obscuary || Green: Mortkraken
The game will make you choose "who will you save"? It have a total of 7 houses with minimum 2 to 4 members. With Frostheim the with 4 members and Mortkraken with only 2! Obscuary is a particular one since it only shows one of its member! Once chosen a house, you will choose a character who will appear in the prolouge.
Aaaaand, yeah. The houses will be mentioned few chapters later :3
I won't spoil much but I can say that despite how lighthearted this this game is later... it knows how to jumpscare :)
And we go with Chapter 1
!!!UNDER THE CUT WILL BE A SLIGHT SPOILER TERRITORY!!!
!!!PROCEED WITH CAUTION!!!
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Aye! The MC here! They're female in illustration but I prefer calling them in GN! term and named them "Lucien"! We are in a train after a music concert. The chatroom with the people we went in left the chat and only us and another person, Mina, remain. Turns out we're both in the same train too so we decide to meet up!
A moment after the train arrived at the stop...but it's not ours...
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Kisaragi Station? The creepypasta °0°)!?! (/j)
So, we're now in another stop... and found ourselves in an eerie place... And an unknown number calls us. Whether we pick it up or hang down, Mina will text us...
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Mina makes her way in our car. We look at the number... 7... the door slides wide open but nothing's there other than darkness. Until someone whispers in our ears.
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Gehehehe. I'm not gonna show you the whole thing in case you want to see it yourself!
I cut the spoiler of this chapter here but I'll give you preview of other shots because they are gorgeous!
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Asgqhdhahs THE GALAXY ILLUSTRATION SOLD ME EVEN MORE WHAT FOLLOWED—
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WE HAVE A CAT WITH A HAT FOR A CONDUCTOR 😭💕✨️
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And this few panels! It's not much but I wanted to show how the writing and illustration doesn't shy away from showing blood and swearing! (Note: that guy used those mirror shards as the ammo for his gun btw... pretty rad.) So far, it's fully-voiced too!
Anyways, supernatural, eldritch beings, monsters? Check! They're very creative on it uwu). Good writing? Yaah! The art? Beautiful! Good humor? Nyah! (^=w=^)b
As said before, I'm not far in the story yet. I hope to see more creepy and cool stuffs but the daylight story isn't bad either! The characters have personality. Even MC had a good impression on me. They are down-to-earth and is quick at picking up to things happening around despite the sudden event in their life.
The only sad thing is... they all have body shapes... like... um... twink shaped in their 2-D.... and only one "dark-skinned" character 🥲... usgjqhsqj the Ad*nis Ot*gari of the game 🫠🫠🫠 I think he's cool and adorable tho! He went to the academy to search for his twin brother.
No romance, just classmates being sillies(/affectionate) going around to solve the supernatural in order to mantain the world's order.
The game is rated 16+ so I'm not sure if I'll post much about this here. I just wanted to show in case someone's interested!
The illustrations really do well at gorgeous scenes and at eerie scenes.
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neutrallyobsessed · 3 months
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EPISODE 4!!!!!!!!!! COMOOO NO TE ENTERASTE TODAVIA????*
FEET OF SINCERITY
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this is visuals are fucking hilarious ngl lmaooo
oh the two face-ness we love to see it!! that reminds me that i wanna see joan recieving a text from topher... yknow, they'd have each others phone numbers~~ uwu♥
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oh there WAS a joke about venemous being different from poisonous or whatever MMMMMM ANYWAYS HIM AAAAAAHAJDSJHAHSGH- AY BOLUDOOO AAAAA JSKSJKSJSKSJSK
HMMMM OK GOOD DAY FOR UHH YALL TOO! jjba5 reference ey? he dont have lungs either lolol
YOOOOOO JOANABE??? YEAHHH BABY THATS WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR!! THATS WHATS ALL ABOUT WOOOOOOOrse than a disney cruise with extend family omg they're NOT holding back!!! GOOD!
YOURE LOOKING AT HIM! WITH YOUR EYES! THAT ARE BELOW YOUR EYEBROOOOOWS!!!!!!! xd
white jesus edition jsjsksjkjks but like jfk really is one note, he just has a different note each season hm aight :)
SAY WHAAAAAAAAAT
oh no now they're EDGING they are EDGING OUR COCKS WITH GANDHI AAAAAAA THIS IS KILLING MEEEEE
but joannnn girlieeee why you so insistant in taking you backkk topher darling youre from the reboob you know what you gotta do to have her understand that her place is with the misfits no one liiiikesss and that is so much better and whateverrrr
*(esta noche me la doy en la peraaaa)
SE VIENE LA FIESTA DE LA DIRECTORA DE LA SECUNDARIA DE CLONES, JUANA DE ARCOOO!!! SI!!! LA HIJA DE REMIL PUTA DE LA JUANA SE VA A MANDAR UNA JODA DE LA CHOTA DE SU ABUELO!!! VAMOS A TIRAR A ABE POR LA VENTANA!! TENEMOS PARA ESCAVIAR HASTA LOS MEDICAMENTOS DE SCUDWORTH!!! EL FORRO DEL DJ EDISON ENGANCHANDO TEMAS DEL AÑO DEL ORTOOO! LUCES DEL OJETE Y LA COMETRAPOS DE CLEO QUE PARTE LA TIERRA!!!
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PREPARA EL CHAMUYO QUE LE VAS A ENCAJAR AL CORNUDO DE TU NOVIO Y VENITE!! NO TE QUEDES AFUERA PEDAZO DE CULO ROTO!!!!
(all of this was done with the keyboard ahre xd)
oh so the bleachers creatures are in the janitors closet? well im sure theres a vent or something so they can get into the real party hehe ;3
ok, bible-humping!JFK is actually the greatest thing it could happend to him, cause like- the bible is super violent and such and thats SO him i love it, its perfect!
Confucius, you really live up to your name because i'm hella confused on what you just said
OH NOOO im getting "best burger in the world" from regular show flashbackssss i dont know if im liking where this is heading!! ToT
OH YEAH THEM OLD CLONES DANCING LA MACARENA THATS SOME GOOD SHIT RIGHT THERE!!
hell yea Harriet likes her boys MANLY, cause she's so straight yknow~
HELL YEA THE SEXY INTRO!!!♥♥♥
JESUS CRISTO USING HIS POWERS FOR GOOD!!! The good of underage drinking~ but thats for the new clones cause the old ones are 36, so they're legal to do whatever they want, except fucking the new clones unless theyre in a state where its legal, but its a cartoon so they all can do whetever crimes they want~~
OHHHH THEM CREATURES ARE MAAAAADDDD!!! WHAT WILL YOU DO?!
gasp!shush!
TRAITOR GETS WHAT HE DESERVES!!! HMMMMMMMM
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OMG MARIE CURIE WITH THE CHICKEN HYDRANT GANDHI AAAAAAAA *EXPLODES IN A MILLION PIECES*
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THE AMERICAN RIGHT TO BEAR A BEAR, ok the historical humor its just getting better and better omggg
WHAT IN SCIENCES NAME
AND MORE THAN A FRIEND TOO? EHH? CONCHA DE TU MADRE?
OH SHI- UMMM AHJAKSAKSJKASAKSDJH OKKKKKK HE'S- HE'S HERE AJAM YEP THATS- THATS BUFFUCIUS AJAJAJAJOH but like- its a deep moment woaH niceee
AND OH UM THAT TOO! REALLY GOOD DAY FOR CANDWORTH!
OH SHIT THEYRE IN THE FREEZER NOW! WITH GANDHIIII
Rating: VIERNES DE LA JUNGLA A TODO OJETE/10!
Topher Bus has appeared on screen for 57 seconds and listen mister, just because Joan isn't part of the group anymore that doesn't mean that YOU get to disappear from the show. You're going to BE BACK and have some more MOTHERFUCKIN SCREENTIME GODDAMMIT!!!
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bratshaws · 6 months
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through the hourglass 271. brb x oc
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a/n: baby boy, baby (comments and reblogs are super welcome and encouraged!)
pairing: plus size!oc x rooster
warnings: none uwu
goodness gracious (pls read this one to know more what this fic is about!!)
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Beatrice had everything written down, from Rooster and Nicole’s birthday, to the twins’ return and to Rooster’s promotion…both in her phone and on an actual calendar. Call her over worried, but she just wanted to be sure it wouldn’t be missed.
Anything.
She also had a few notes to herself, little things she had to remember before it was time for their birthday party. As she sat in the center of their bed, clearly lost sleep because of the conversation they had a few hours before, she wrote a little bit of everything down.
But since she wasn’t close to Rooster, he woke up. Well,partially. He grunted in annoyance, trying to find her and only being able to pinch the fabric of her Care Bears pajama pants, then blinking his eyes open when he saw her seated up on the bed, “Oh,” he squints his gaze, “...you are up?”
Beatrice looked over her shoulder at Rooster, a soft smile on her lips. "Sorry, did I wake you?"
Rooster grumbled as he shifted and stretched out his arms before his eyes fully opened and he saw Beatrice, still in her pajamas, writing something on a piece of paper. He yawned, sitting up against the headboard and scratching his head. "What are you doing up so early?"
She set her pen aside and shuffled closer to him, resting her head on his shoulder. "Couldn't sleep. Just had a lot on my mind."
Rooster wrapped his arm around her, pulling her close. "What's bothering you, baby? You know you can always talk to me."
Beatrice sighed, her fingers gently tracing patterns on the back of his hand. "I was just thinking about everything that's coming up. Your deployment, the twins' return, and the birthday party... It's a lot to manage."
Rooster kissed the top of her head, his lips warm and comforting. "What are you writing down? Can I help?”
She shifted a little so she could lean into him more comfortably and explained, "I'm just making sure we have everything planned and organized. There are birthdays coming up,as you well know,” he smirked a bit at that “and I don't want to forget any details."
Rooster nodded, his fingers started to gently rub her back. "That's a good idea, baby. But…you are doing that at." he checks his phone, narrowing his gaze because of how bright it was, “At four in the morning.”
Beatrice glanced at her hands, then back at Rooster, her lips curving into a sheepish smile. "I know, I know. It's just that I've been thinking about everything so much, it woke me up early. It's just...there's so much happening."
Rooster chuckled, the sound deep and soothing, like honey. "Aw baby. You give me those puppy eyes again,I might fall in love.” she just gives him a small,soft smile, her cheeks reddening, “I don’t want you to stay up for too long,I don’t want you to be too tired.”
“I know.”
He adjusts himself on the bed, “Guess that means we’ll both stay up then.”
“But…you have work in a few hours.”
And he shrugs, giving her a weird look, a look that said, ‘as if I’d leave you here alone’ before crossing his arms, “I don’t care. I can handle it. I will be here until you fall asleep, now,” he nods to the notebook, “What you got there, give me the deets.”
She knew there was no way he’d back down now so she snuggled closer to him. "You're impossible, you know that?"
Rooster grinned down at her, winking just to make her laugh again. "But you love me for it."
She kissed him sweetly, her lips lingering on his. "Yes, I do. Lots."
Rooster wrapped his arms around her, holding her close as she nestled against him. "Me too, gorgeous. Anyway, what do we have?"
Beatrice sighed in contentment,then returned her attention to the notebook on her hands, pointing each line with her pen and started explaining her plans to him. "Alright," she began, "I've been jotting down a list of things we need to prepare for the birthday party. I have everything done and I even got you some extra goodies from Mr.Scoops."
“OOOoooohhh…”
“Yep, they said we are the best customers ever.” she smiles, “But I’m sure they say that to everyone…then I wrote down,” she flips the page, “Things I can do before the twins come home. I’d need Gui and the guys’ help for that, but that’s basically uhhh making sure the house is clean and perfect for them.”
He couldn't help but smile at her enthusiasm, tucking a strand of hair behind her ear. "Heavy lifting for the guys,huh?"
“Kind of, since the nursery is done,I’d just need them to help me clean around.” she explains, “I could ask Shells but she might get distracted in like…five minutes.”
Rooster kissed the top of her head and leaned in, resting his chin on her shoulder as they continued to discuss everything, “Hm, fair.” he comments, making sure he could see what she was writing too. “You wrote about my deployment too?”
‘...yeah.” she whispers, “Things I’ll do to pass the time and…you know, dealing with Guillermo since he’ll probably stay the whole time here instead of going to mom and dad.”
“What did you write?’ he asks softly, “About when I leave?”
"I've been trying to come up with a plan for myself when you're deployed. I know it's going to be challenging, and I want to make the most of my time without you here." she smiles a bit, “I might paint a bit more, if I’m able, with the twins and Nikki in the house…well, it’ll be hard but not impossible.”
Rooster's expression softened as he looked into her eyes. "I know it won't be easy. But I also know you're strong and resourceful and you can always video chat me whenever we are able to.” he mutters,kissing her cheek sweetly, “I’ll try to be with you even away. What are some of the things you have in mind?"
Beatrice bit her lip, her voice soft as she shared her plans. "Well, I thought about writing you letters. Maybe I could send you a letter for each day you're away, something you can read whenever you miss us."
He smiled at her sweetly, a warm feeling spreading through him. "I'd love that, Bea. It'll be like having a piece of home with me all the time. “ his cheeks heat up a bit, “That’s so romantic.”
Beatrice blushed a bit in response to Rooster's words, her fingers tracing patterns on the paper. "I thought you’d like it."
Rooster's arms tightened around her, holding her close. "It's a beautiful idea, gorgeous. You always know how to make the best out of any situation. What else have you been planning?"
She leaned into his embrace, her fingers continuing to doodle. "Well, I thought about organizing the kids’ photos, creating a photo album so we can look back on those moments together when you return. And I also want to make sure that I document everything they do…I know it’ll be only three months but...I mean,Nikki is one and already speaking."
“And walking.”
“And walking.”
He nuzzled her neck, grinning against her skin.. "That sounds wonderful,gorgeous.It'll be a great way for me to feel like I'm still a part of their lives even when I'm not physically there." he frowns a bit, “You think they’ll recognize my voice?”
“I think so.” she whispers back, gently caressing the back of his head as he props his chin on her shoulder, “I mean, we try to visit them every day at the NICU, their eyes are open, they are alert…I’m pretty sure they will know it’s you.” Beatrice looks at him when he goes quiet, seeing that her husband’s eyes are away from her, focusing on the colorful Care Bears on her pants. “Roos,I know what you are thinking.”
“What?”
Her smile goes soft, “They won’t forget you.”
And she was right, but he felt terrible either way.
Rooster exhaled, his breath warm against Beatrice's neck. He had to fight back the emotions that were welling up inside him. "I just... I'm afraid that they won't remember me or recognize me when I return."
Beatrice gently turned in his arms, her fingers tilting his chin up so he would meet her gaze. She looked deep into his eyes, those whisky colored brown eyes as her own filled with unwavering love for this man. "Roos, our babies are going to know their daddy. They'll hear your voice, see your face, and feel your love even while you're away. You could be on the other side of the world, but your presence will always be with them."
Rooster couldn't help but smile, though a faint trace of worry still lingered in his eyes. "Thank you, gorgeous.”
She pressed a soft kiss to his lips, her fingers tracing the contours of his face. "I love you, Roos. And I promise you that when you return, they'll know you, don’t worry too much.”
He returned her kiss with all the tenderness he could muster. "I love you too, Bea.And I’m going to try,I promise.” he then looked back at his phone to check the time, “Well..since we are both up,how about I make breakfast this morning?” he’s backing away from her to stand up in front of the bed, “What do you want to eat?’
Beatrice smiled, setting the notepad aside and stretching her arms up her head . "That sounds wonderful, Roos. How about some fluffy pancakes with a side of scrambled eggs and crispy bacon? And a big pot of coffee to kickstart our day."
Rooster's face lit up with enthusiasm as he heard her breakfast choice, snapping his fingers at her. "You got it, gorgeous. Pancakes, eggs, bacon, and coffee coming right up." He made his way towards the door, ready to head to the kitchen. “Oh,” he pops his head back in, “Are you going to join me or do I need to carry you out?”
She reached for the blanket, draping it over her shoulders, and then slipped her feet into her comfy slippers. “I need to check on Nikki first, then I’ll join you. I know she’s asleep but can you blame me? Our daughter is really cute.”
"Of course, gorgeous, she got it from her mama.” and he winked before disappearing again.
Beatrice grinned,shaking her head at his words and headed to Nikki's room. The sight of their sleeping daughter was enough to melt her heart every time, even at the door frame. Eleanor and Jack were sleeping just as soundly under her crib, so the brunette chose not to step in further.
Nikki made a contented baby noise in her sleep, and Beatrice couldn't help but smile, watching that little baby turn her body on the crib in her sleep. She could spend hours just watching her daughter be…her daughter.
Which reminded her…
“You remember when you told me,” he looks up at her when she enters the kitchen, “You were a loud baby?”
The aroma of freshly brewed coffee greeted her as she entered the kitchen, and her senses perked up. She found Rooster busy at the stove, a spatula in one hand and his lips parted in surprise, “...yes? Why?”
“I’m just thinking if Nikki is more you or me when asleep. Because she can get loud sometimes.” she thanks him when he hands her the coffee mug, “But she’s not that loud. You know?...makes me wonder what the twins will be like when they come back home too.”
Rooster paused for a moment, taking in Beatrice's words as he continued to flip the pancakes. The sizzle of bacon in the pan filled the kitchen with a delicious aroma, and that called Jolene’s attention. The pittie was seated right next to him, tail wagging against the floor.
"I wonder about that too, gorgeous," he replied with a thoughtful expression. "I mean, the nurses never complain about them so maybe all our kids are blessed with the quiet genes from your side."
“Hmmm,maybe.” she says, walking up to stand next to him, then hoisting herself on the counter, swinging her legs back and forth as she watches him, “I love when you make pancakes, it’s my favorite thing.” he smirks, keeping his eyes on the fluffy cakes,slowly bubbling to perfection, “Also, another thing, I’m going to see Ev this afternoon.”
“Everything okay with her?”
“Yeah, she messaged me last night, I forgot to tell you.” with everything that happened, she couldn’t really blame herself, “She says she wants to speak to me,I dunno if Shells will be there…maybe she’s just a bit overwhelmed with the baby boy?”
Rooster continued to flip the pancakes, his expression thoughtful. "Well, I hope everything's alright with her. Jake hasn’t said anything either."
Beatrice shrugged with her brows pinched together " Well I'll be sure to let you know how it goes. I know it’s nothing, at least I hope so." she rubs the back of her neck ,”Oh,I also have to go to the Hard Deck for a little bit, Penny asked me to come over too.”
“My wife is so popular.” he teases and she swats his shoulder playfully, “Going around everywhere, being a power mom through and through.”
Beatrice chuckled at him, her fingers tracing circles on her coffee mug. "Well, I try to do my best and be there for everyone. It's all about finding a balance, right?"
Rooster turned off the stove and slid a pancake onto a plate, giving it a quick dusting of powdered sugar. He then placed a few strips of bacon beside it. “As long you don’t overwork yourself,gorgeous." he smiles, “I’m all for it.”
She smiled appreciatively, reaching out for the plate as Rooster handed it to her. "Thank you, Roos. I promise I won't."
Rooster's eyes softened as he looked at her. He placed a hand gently on her cheek, his thumb brushing her skin affectionately. "Ugh you are so cute. I believe you." he picks her up by the waist and lifts her off the counter, all the while Beatrice holds both her plate and mug in hands. “I’m just a bit protective about your well being is all. Are you going to stay at the bar long?”
Beatrice laughed as Rooster lifted her off the counter with ease. "I'll try not to stay too long at the bar. It’s probably something Penny needs me to sign or something of the sort." she shrugs, her feet touching the floor.
Rooster smiled and cupped her chin. "Sounds like a busy day ahead for you, gorgeous."
Beatrice nodded, sipping her coffee quietly. "It is, but I'll manage. I always do, right?"
He kissed her forehead and held his lips there. "That's my girl. You've got this." then he slaps her ass, “Now go have your breakfast,busy bee.”
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toonandcute0 · 3 months
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Holaaaaa! gente, por razones necesito que me den ideas para dibujar relacionadas a la Fundación SCP los leo, puede ser cualquier SCP de cualquier rama, cualquier personaje o relato (eso sí, si no lo conozco lo mas probable es que tarde mas en salir el dibujo porque lo voy a leer y si me da flojera de leer me voy a ir a re versionar lo que encuentre por internet...) ooooooh y también Creepypastas clásicas del internet UwU usted pida y probablemente se le dará
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Hellooooo! People, for reasons I need you to give me ideas to draw related to the SCP Foundation, I read you, it can be any SCP from any branch, any character or story (of course, if I don't know it, it will most likely take longer for the drawing to come out because I'm going to read it and if I'm too lazy to read I'm going to go re-version what I find on the internet…) ooooooh and also classic Creepypastas from the internet UwU you ask and it will probably be given to you
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earthnashes · 1 year
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I got very longwinded so I put the rest under the Read More. But TL;DR of this post:
-Once my current queue is done, I will be taking an indefinite hiatus from accepting commissions. There will be exceptions in the form of sporadic specials and Patreon-exclusive slot openings.
-There will be a “final hurrah” special I will very likely hold for maybe a month before that hiatus comes into play. Will be the final time I will accept commissions before hiatus.
-Hiatus will be spent focused on personal projects, overall art improvement, and content creation. I miss making headcanons as often as I did, man. ;w;
-Hiatus will, at most, last for the rest of 2023. More likely, though, it’ll last for a few months, but regular commissions will return with certainty uwu
So ye! :)
But if you want the long version...
This week is Deload week for training before my PR tests, which means I am taking a recovery period from weightlifting before I go back to hit them goal numbers hard as I can. And with it comes a coincidental introspective on my career as a freelance artist so far.
When May rolls around, it’d be 4 years since I quit my day job and took on commissions as my official primary means of income, and making my art my near entire source of income. I’ve definitely taken commissions long before that, but it was very much both amateur and part-time for the most part with my focus being elsewhere: either on school, or a job.
4 years of being able to independently live on my own thanks to the support I receive from everyone is more than I can ask for. But it is also a decent amount of time to be drawing for others!
Lemme counter that though by saying I’m not actually sad or upset about it or like. Need any sort of condolences or anything of that sort. Quite the contrary; I love doing commissions! Money is a factor in it, yeah, I’d be a fucking liar if it wasn’t; I have to eat and pay those pesky bills to make art. But a large part of why I love commissions is because I very much enjoy drawing for people. To me, being given a commission is being given the permission and trust to handle a small fragment of the person with care. I’m given a glimpse into who the person is, what they like, what stories they have to tell. So I try to give them my best foot forward and produce a piece they’ll enjoy. I personally find the entire process of creating for others very sweet and fun and it makes me happy that I’m allowed the honor of drawing for someone. :)
But through a lot of trial and error I’ve also come to remember how much I enjoy drawing for myself too, and how much I miss it. I don’t really draw for myself much anymore. I don’t really have the time to, mainly, but that’s largely my own doing. Past rookie stumbles biting me in the ass, living and learning. ;w; But I’m only bringing it up now because I am finally getting fucking close to finishing the queue I have, and with it comes the decision of taking an indefinite hiatus away from taking commissions.
The hiatus will at minimum be a couple of months, but I’m hoping I’ll be able to take it for the rest of the year. Got a lot of plannin’ to do if I intend on taking it that long! One such thing is doing a “last hurrah” special. The commissions will have to be simple and small so I don’t like, destroy myself in the process, but the idea is to take as many simplistic commissions as I can before I go into hiatus. It’ll be the official final time I’ll accept orders on mass before it’ll become very sporadic at best, at least until I bring the hiatus to an end.
Another is finally making an official store front for merch. Already have ideas of what I’d offer; most of them will be small and relatively cheap, and others would be like P2U designs and refs you could use for OCs ;w;
Lastly is more time spent on energy toward my Patreon and streaming; more early access, more character requests, more comics, so on and so forth. uwu
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But ye! In closing, I’m just lettin’ my brain do the big think and I wanted to let ya’ll know the basic going’s on. As such, as you can imagine I will likely not be terribly active with art posting for the next few weeks ;w; I’ll still be around if you have questions and what not, but ye! Sorry for talking you ear off, and if you made it this far, you should treat yourself no cap. Thank you so much everyone, I’ll talk to ya soon! owo
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foxdelias · 11 months
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request by @pathetic-uwu
raph cuddling two kitties, this is sweet cause i have a cat who loves laying on le shoulders
you can request rottmnt, tmnt2012 art for me to draw! just nothing too crazy or weird :D
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aqgarts · 10 months
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Hi, I'm AQG Arts!
As you can tell from my bio (and my posts), I am an 'artist' who enjoys drawing anything that will make people laugh. I also love to write, though I haven't made any posts containing my writing. I'm also currently- actually, no. No spoilers :p. Instead, let me link the project when it's ready 😉
My pronouns are she/her/they/them
Here are some fun facts about me:
. I am a bi lesbian in a straight relationship
. I am a Demigirl
. I have a yt channel
. I have a discord
. I have an insta
. Please sign the Griffin Petition uwu
. I love Halo, Warframe, COD, Ghost Recon, etc
. I have four birds (two of which are just as old as me lol); France, Prince (cocktails), Buck and Dare (parrots).
. I have two fish, one's about 5-7 yrs, the other about 2 yrs (Jerome'eis and Tiger)
. I have a cat (Kelly)
. I have a horse (Archie, pictured bellow)
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DNI:
. Queerphobes
. BLERQs (Bi Lesbian Exclusionary...)
. TERFs (Trans Exclusionary Radical Feminist)
. MERQs (MSPEC Exclusionary...)
. Anti-gay Christians (you know the ones)
. Zoos/'MAPs'/pedos (These people are NOT Queer; They are bigots, and they are actually harming people, even if they are 'non-practising'. The difference between them and us MSPECs is exactly that: They hurt people, and we just want to live our lives.)
. Misogynists
. Pro-lifers (don't even lol)
. Pro genocide (you are disgusting)
. Racists
. AI 'artists' (anyone who uses AI with that type of mindset (iykyk) will be purged from thou blog, UwU. In other words, no AI bros)
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Here's some of my fav art things I've done (some are WIPS), just so you can get a taste of my art lol. enjoy :D
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And for those of you wondering who the last one is, these are my Halo OCs (who is also a bit of a god/prophet of mine), Kalmaya-A118 and her 'AI' buddy, Firefall, redrawn. If you wanna find out a bit more about her, just look at the lovely little things I wrote down bellow ;)
I might add to her dotn't points later, however, for now, this will have to do. Also, be warned; Kalmaya isn't actually in the Halo universe. In fact, if she was, she'd break it because she is... too powerful.
Here are some 'fun' facts about Kalmaya A118 and her bestis bud, Firefall :3
. She lives in an alternative-but-not-really-alternative universe, where her powers can be handled (she's too gay for gaylo)
. She visits the cannon timeline, but only time to time (and only to cause chaos cas she a gremlin fr)
. In her universe, they're missing a couple of people (who are in my basement), but they're only a few 'KIA' Spartan's that ppl tend to forget abt... and maybe 3 or 4 or 10 very alive ones. (Spartèmon, gotta catch em all...)
. Kalmaya is technically a demigod (on the premise that I am a God)
. Kalmaya owns a gravemind (awolololo gang for life yo)
. Kalmaya is also a bi les
. Kalmaya yoinked Umbra and a few other warframes outta their universes when she- actually, this will be hard to explain without writing a story on it (hint hint future me)
. Kalmaya is lovingly nicknamed 'Brutedundee'
. Kalmaya bonked Ballas (because I couldn't 😤)
. Kalmaya beat the living shit out of Chak Lok's corpse (because that's what real heroes do when their bestie gets hurt)
. Kalmaya is not permitted to bring a bag of live popcorn onto any ship unless it is her own and no one is aboard; if she is caught doing so, Firefall will become straight and embarrass the shit out of her...
Ima keep adding to these dot points later, but for now? For now enjoy these brain sharts >:3
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