#let's shitpost about it!

[the-habitat-sysblog]

guy who has the doesn't-feel-real disorder: idk why but i don't feel real :-(

guy who has the major-memory-loss disorder: idk it just feels like there's a gap where yesterday is supposed to be :-( weiird

guy who has the different-person-every-hour disorder: woa h guys idk why i said that yesterday that doesn't rly sound like me :-(

DID: the disorder you know you have but it still surprises you every time! only $9,99 (childhood not included)

#i am so blurry i am losing my sense of reality #let's shitpost about it! #blurry❔.txt #; #💬 #[ #did system #actually traumagenic #cdd #cdd community #traumagenic system #system #system stuff #sysblr #system parts #amnesia #dissociative amnesia #dissociative system #actually dissociative #dissociative identity disorder #dissociation #]

[aziraphalalala]

I am not entirely certain what will happen once the actors & writers strike ends, but I'm pretty sure Michael Sheen will break the sound barrier with how fast he will go feral on the internets about how Aziraphale wants to eat Crowley's ox rib

#i mean have you seen how he looks at David Tennant #Have you seen how Aziraphale looks at Crowley #it's not a “I like him a normal amount” kinda look #it's more of a “I hope you've put down some solid roots cause Imma climb you like a tree” manic stare #and he has been 0% chill in all earlier statements about it #so i anticipate a feral front approaching from Wales with a hefty precipitation of Sheenussy on display #Is this post inappropriate? #i don't even know anymore #my brains are scrambled to the point of no return #what is reality #hahaha I don't care let me shitpost and die on this hill #good omens #good omens 2 #michael sheen #aziraphale #ineffable idiots #ineffable husbands #aziracrow

[milfjinart]

#star wars #star wars shitpost #this is specifically about #thrawn #btw #idk why thrawn (2017) put me in a chokehold bc none of the heir to the empire books did but here we are #fuck it let’s add a bunch of other tags too #rogue one #andor #the mandalorian #ahsoka tano #the clone wars #star wars rebels #arc trooper fives #darth maul #etc. etc.

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

i mean. medical technology is all about stopping "natural" things from happening to our bodies. from external diseases to internal parts of our bodies not working the way we need them to (our brains, our organs, our immune systems), medicine is all about interfering with things that have naturally gone wrong in our bodies--and that for the first time in history, we might have a way to fix. and that's not even getting into cosmetic stuff--the billion dollar industries to remove acne and body hair for instance. natural things that happen to our bodies, that we have decided are unpleasant and that we have the right to change. and that's fine, because these are our bodies, and we have a right to change them, natural or not.

so stop pretending that depriving trans kids of puberty blockers and other medical care is okay, because growing irreversible secondary sex characteristics that they do not want is "natural"

#not a shitpost #serious post #trans healthcare #'let nature take it's course' how about i dump your body in an open grave and let natural processes take their course #look at you decomposing like a champ!

[yuri-for-businesswomen]

high male suicide rate: epidemic 😵‍💫

high trans suicide rate: genocide 😵

high suicide rate among porn stars: (silence)

#and lets definitely not talk about why the first two ones are supposedly high #men choosing more violent methods and trying to dodge accountability #and trans people being lied to they can change sex and it will save them but then they realise it isnt and doesnt #but whatever #shitpost

[littledemo0n]

No are we gonna ignore that episode or..??

#sketch #ilustracion #digital ilustration #shitpost #transformers #transformers earthspark #shockwave #twitch malto #thrash malto #jawbreaker malto #nightshade malto #hashtag malto #nah but seriously #i didnt understand the sudden change of heart #anyways #what would season 2 be about? #the therapy ark? #that's gonna be a nasty bill for the maltos that's for sure #i want a fun innocent vacation epsiode where everyone goes to the beach or its a silly little cabin covered in snow #let the children be children pleaaaaaasssree #pleaseee #no more death #just let them be their age for more than 5 SECONDS!!! #i gagged at the tentacle episode that shit was disgusting #so happy mandroid and the other lady are dead though :) #i hope it hurted #i also hope they stay dead #they better not pull a transformers on my little transformers show #maccadam

[locusfandomtime]

A (somewhat) genuine “What your favourite hermit says about you” chart because my joke one was so popular

Obvious disclaimer: do not take too seriously! these aren’t necessarily true! this is like 50% a joke! i mean everything here positively!

i am still right though. anyways let me know who you are I’m a zed fan

#some of these were hard because I haven’t encountered too many blogs that were HUGELY dedicated to a hermit #like cub was easy. there are a billion convex accounts. they all have the same vibes. #on the other hand. very few gem stress jevin hypno etc #like there were some I could find but only one or two per. so I went off their youtube fandom and general vibes #also some of these are more specific than others. sorry about that. same reasons as specified I just may not have encountered fans of them #much. or the things I could think of were kind of unsuitable for this #anyways let me know how accurate I was #locus fandom time #hermitcraft #mcyt #hermitblr #hermitcraft memes #shitpost

[theeminentlyimpractical]

Aziraphale: I saved 3 children and shall fall for it! Wringing my hands as I accept my fate!

Also Aziraphale: RIP in peace French revolutionary human, Army Human(?), Wee Morag, and Magic Shop human. hope you got into heaven. anyway I gotta go get crepes and/or proceed with this foreplay scene I got going on.

#am I forgetting anyone? #he did feel bad about Morag but I’m not letting things like plot get in the way of my shitpost #Aziraphale’s body count is quite high and not in the sexy way #aziraphaaaaaale #good omens

[humming-fly]

Theatre Kid (Derogatory)

#I had some fun on my most recent plane flight and figured I'd give it some color #the great thing about the king in yellow is i can and will draw him completely different every time #and that is 100% in character #if you draw an eldrich madness god the same way twice it's missing the point let chaos reign #was originally just gonna be the lefthand sketch colored in #but the colors alone actually looked pretty nice so you can enjoy those too #malevolent #malevolent podcast #the king in yellow #my art #doodles #I actually wasn't planning on making the bug mandible crown going into this it just sort of happened which I enjoy #lot of centipede/earwig vibes going on with the guy #something something crawls in your ear and drives you mad #anyways here's my one nice art post of this character now I can move on to shitposts guilt-free #i guess there's one other thing I wanna draw that isn't quite shitposty but it sort of is jury's out #we'll see if i get to it lol

[hilacopter]

Text Posts 2: The Futaba Special Feature

Seriously I didn't intend for there to be this much Futaba but she overrides everything else in my head like Trombe

previous part

#listen i know the sumitaba height difference isn't that big but. let me have this #if you know about trombe i am omw to kiss you on the lips #persona 5 #persona 5 royal #p5 #p5r #persona 5 shitposts #persona 5 memes #persona 5 text posts #futaba sakura #sumire yoshizawa #yusuke kitagawa #ann takamaki #makoto niijima #tae takemi #sojiro sakura #akira kurusu #ren amamiya #goro akechi #sumitaba #shuake #akeshu #if tagging is kill then i am die

[thingscanalwaysgetworse]

love that it's called nerdy PRUDES must die but everyone that died was unashamedly horny

Edit: Please read the tags

#please read the tags #rambles from the ether #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #nerdy prudes spoilers #npmd spoilers #nerdy prudes must die spoilers #richie lipschitz #max jagerman #ruth fleming #idk I just love it when titles lie to you #also #if somebody already posted this I’m sorry #I’m new here #just watched it today #misleading title #edit: fyi this post is just a joke about the title being ironic. it's not like a jab at people for wanting to have sex or something #just wanted to clarify #(also if this post is offensive I will delete it! I shitpost a lot but I never want to actually be legitimately insulting/offensive) #just let me know if I should and I will

[spark-circuit]

losing my goddamn MIND at this rockpapershotgun short article lads

#he is popular with the ladies! I'd know! I'm ladies! #he is also popular with the guys and nonbinaries too let's not leave them out #yakuza #yakuza goro majima #rgg #ryu ga gotoku #rgg goro majima #ryu ga gotoku goro majima #rockpapershotgun #spark talks about nothing of relevance #now that's what i call shitposting #in the stockroom at work trying not to break down into hysterical laughter at this atm #it's what he deserves 💙✨️ #edit: how did i miss his single tag #goro majima

[korixae]

also also the way yeah simon and wille got to be together yeah 1000% but sara and felice!! god it’s so rare for any media to portray friendship and platonic relationships as just as important if not more important than romantic. but!!!!! they were also in that car!! they were endgame too!! it just brings me such joy that this silly angsty little romance can also put such value in friendship too <3 oh young royals writers just kill me

#that car. that last scene with car. #ofc ofc ofc them being the most adorable thing in the universe in the back #but sara and felice in the front!! sara got her driver’s liscense!! felice said fuck new york!! she had her feet up!!!!!! #and while we’re talking about yr and the value of platonic friendship can we talk about wille and felice for a moment?!?!?!!!!! #all throughout i’ve been obsessed with their friendship #i mean just look at them her looking after him through it all #even more cus they’re a boy and a girl!!! more platonic friendships between boys and girls in media!!! boys and girls can be friends #and that is just as valuable as boys and girls being in romantic relationships!! #kicking my feet over the friendships in this show on their own #let’s normalise going insane kicking feet twirling hair climbing walls gnashing at bars over platonic shit yeah mhm #young royals #young royals season 3 #young royals season three #young royals s3 #yr s3 spoilers #young royals spoilers #young royals s3 spoilers #kori shitposts #felice #felice ehrencrona #sara #felice young royals #sara eriksson #sara young royals

[kairukitsuneo]

How am I supposed to focus on the plot when their hips are designed like that????????

#memes #transformers sexy hips #tf memes #transformers #shitpost #tf shitpost #mtmte drift #the panel thingy on their nether area????? FRAGGGING GUILTY #mtmte rodimus #rotb mirage #the fan thing on his baby stomach??? GUILTY AS FRAG #bayverse optimus prime #I would say the bras too but lets focus on her skirt #what are you hiding huhhhhhhhh #tfp soundwave #that thin waist with spiky leading eye trailing hip (what are you talking about #THEY ARE ALL GUILTY #im sorry for the thrist post

[tio-trile]

If I had a nickel for every time there's a book co-authored by two authors about two rival agents working for opposing forces which are starting a war when they come to the realization that the organizations they belong to aren't worth fighting for by talking with each other and also finding out that they're in love I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

#This post is about: #good omens #this is how you lose the time war #Maybe it's happened more times in which case please let me know bc I eat this shit up!!!!! #Also reading the time war I suddenly understood why my friends said she always thought Good Omens was set up for angst... #because this setting is really set up for angst 🤔 #But Good Omens didn't. lmao #shitpost

[laceratedlamiaceae]

Can't wait to see Frenchie "bottle it up" gaypirate, Jim "I'm normal secretive" Jiménez, and Izzy Hands stuck on a boat together

#a lot of people talk about how izzy and jim will get along but i remembered that frenchie quote and i think he'll fit right in with them #i debated on what to put for izzy's quote but let's be real he doesn't need one #our flag means death #ofmd #frenchie ofmd #jim jimenez #izzy hands #shitpost