#like irl

[illir]

it's a bit messy but... tried a scrapbooking style... digital version (??)

#sherliam #william james moriarty #sherlock holmes #moriarty the patriot #yuukoku no moriarty #my art #i recently got into scrapbooking so #like irl #i'm still learning so it doesn't look nice! yet!! i'm trying my best

[ikaishere]

friendly reminder that i actually AM hyrule

#i know guys.... #i know... #but im actually him #like irl #im THAT guy

[absolutelyzoned]

IVE STARTED SAYING MY DINNER 🤤 IN RESPONSE TO THINGS. HELP

#LIKE IRL #FUUUCKK #my dinner 🤤

[tottymatsuno]

The blowjob brothers react to you getting fired!

Osomatsu: damn really? I thought you just got this job…thats what you get, now cmon lets go celebrate! You’re buying!

Karamatsu: do not stress your pretty little head, my karamatsu angel, for I, your Karamatsu have procured our fortune! You see, that gentleman over there has bequeathed unto me 3 MAGIC BEANS - eh? Why are you leaving? My honey?

Choromatsu: Ehh?? Agaain? You really can’t hold down a job, can you? That’s alright, I actually just got a job myself as a paper boy. I can pay your rent this month as long as you dont mind that I’ll have to do it in change.

Ichimatsu: that sounds like a personal problem. Let me know how it all turns out.

Jyushimatsu: thats okay, you can work with me! Do you know anything about insider trading or finances? Stocks? Bonds? No? Do you know what a patsy is? No? Great!! Yaaayy we’re gonna make a lot of money, hurraaay!

Todomatsu: hm…i got 5$ for you right now if you wanna be my sugar baby. I know you must be cheap since you can’t keep a job.

#EVERY TIME #i did grt fired to #like irl #cndhdhdhd #i dont feel like doijg bonuses

[irritablepoe]

not to be absolutely stupid and cringe. but i am drowning in solitude. i am consumed by my longing for love and attention and care.

#johnny's silly rambles #vent #the people around me don't fill this void inside myself #like irl #and i feel guilty for wanting more #bc i don't do anything to achieve that #and always wish that someday.. someday it'll be better #and usually that works #but the past days the “someday” didn't help much #anyways. it'll pass....it'll pass

[demigirl-demigod]

What if I just fuckin. Named myself Tav

#like irl #it’s genuinely a good nonbinary name #yes I am considering changing my name again #Rae was born out of convenience and safety #but it never really felt like me #I want a funky weird nonbinary name #I’ll probably keep Rae professionally at least for now #and just try things out with friends maybe #I’m mostly joking about naming myself Tav btw #bg3

[cooking-with-nitroglycerin]

YALL!

MY BEARD IS GROWING IN IM BECOMING A TRUE DWARF!

#deep rock galactic #LIKE IRL #fuck yeah

[apollo-cackling]

one of the most annoying ways for a person to be politically is "twitter type whose politics I vehemently disagree with but also whenever someone else complains about their politics, it's most likely bc the person complaining thinks the beliefs of 'there are structural issues somewhat' and 'colonialism is bad'/etc are ridiculous"

#my rambles #like irl

[fallen--leafs]

@ventrue-in-control Hey dad. Can we talk

#Like irl

[wh0lemilk0vich]

I remembered the link this time (x)

Tagged by the lovely nosho @creepkinginc

I know precious few of you, but if you haven't been tagged yet, have at it @depressedstressedlemonzest and @flamingbluepanda

#misha speaks #when will picrew allow me to be sexy and fat #like irl

[fire-but-ashes-too]

Hi there! :)

An Ask: What's something about a piece of your writing that you really, truly appreciate? It can be anything

hello!

probablyyyyyy the descriptions

i love writing them, and if i wrote it, u bet there will be at least one big part of dramatic poetic descriptions about whatever the hell u want. usually places tho.

like a room? THE LIGHT DANCED AROUNDWITH THE DUST, REVELING THROUGH THE HOT BREATHS EXHALED FROM THE STUDENTS ENCAGED IN THE BRIGHT CLASSROOM.

voila✨

#u need descriptions? #im your man #i dont rlly like describing ppl tho #that i know #like irl #idk #it gets weird #BUT PLACES OR LANDSCAPES OHMAHGAWD PLS YES. #my writing #lol

[clairles]

I really don't get how is it possible that at the end of the day, public vote doesn't matter 🤔 it's us who gives them money, yet time and time again this stupid Eurovision politics wins

#like irl #am i right ugh #i need to vent #im so mad #eurovision

[triviareads]

#still shook that i actually saw?? this?? #like irl

[theclosetedskeleton]

If i actually passed as a guy it would be over for everyone

#unfortunately that has never happened #nobody who doesnt know im trans has correctly gendered me i always have to tell them #like irl #one day it’ll happen but grrr #closet rambles again on tumblr #trans

[1-800-simping]

u know whats up, me and ur mother... jkjk

STOPPP NOT THIS AGAIN

#*drumroll* introducing my bff #like irl

[partypacking]

Me too buddy

#txt #i'd give anything to look like me #like IRL #jol.txt