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catindabag · 5 months

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TBOSAS on CRACK short take (58)

Io: Besties, listen up!

Coryo: We’re all ears, Jasper.

Io: Let’s join Ravinstill’s Annual Three-legged Race Competition this upcoming Saturday!😀

Felix: Why would you want us to join my granduncle’s competition, Io? Are we that desperate for pocket change?

Io: It will be fun!

Felix: No.

Io: Pretty please?🥺

Coryo: Felix, is the prize money even worth it?

Felix: Honestly, not really. I mean, at least you get 10 bucks and a gallon of beer for participating.

Coryo: And if you win?

Felix: 100 bucks and a box of expensive chips.

Coryo: Sign me up.

Hilarius: Me too!

Dennis: I do love money-

Clemensia: But seriously, Jasper, what’s the real reason why you want us to join Ravinstill’s Annual Three-legged Race Competition?

Io: Because our class fund is dead.

Urban: When you say dead, you mean-

Io: We have zero class fund money.

Urban: Like zero-

Io: Zero.

Felix: Zero?! How could our class fund be f*ckin’ zero?!

Coryo: Felix, who’s our Class Treasurer again?

Felix: Iphigenia Moss.

Coryo: Well, that explains it.😑

Festus: I don’t get it. What’s wrong with Nia being the Class Treasurer?

Urban: Everything.

Festus: I’m still too dumb to understand.

Clemensia: *sighs* Creed, I thought you knew?

Coryo: And I thought everyone knew.

Festus: Knew what?

Clemensia: That Nia is simply bad at handling money.

Androcles: True. She was even banned from managing her own weekly allowance by her parents last year.

Festus: So who the heck voted her to be the Class Treasurer?!

Sejanus: Palmyra, Andie, Urban, Florus, and Hilarius.

Urban: Plinth, I told you not to snitch on me!

Sejanus: That’s what you get for locking me inside Dean Highbottom’s broom closet without my Coryo, Canville!

Urban: I already said that I was sorry!

Sejanus: I specifically told you to make sure that my Coryo was there with me!

Urban: Fine! I’ll make sure to lock both of you inside the broom closet next time!

Coryo: Next time? What next time?!

Sejanus: Nothing, my love.😘

Felix: Hilari, you disappoint me.

Hilarius: It was supposed to be a funny joke, Class Pres!

Felix: Really?😒

Hilarius: Anderson and Florus peer pressured me to do it!😭

Androcles: To be fair, we never expected her to actually win the election-

Florus: But here we are.

Palmyra: And I just voted for Nia because I can.🥰

Domitia: Ugh. Typical and crazy as ever, Monty.

Palmyra: Thank you, Bestie!

Domitia: That wasn’t a compliment-

Livia: Where’s Nia anyway?

Florus: She’s currently hiding from the Dean and his Peacekeepers.

Coryo: What did Moss do now?

Florus: She stole Highbottom’s beloved goldfish again.

Coryo: For experiment?

Florus: For charity.

Dennis: Nice!

Io: So about that three-legged race competition. Does anyone else want to join?

Felix: *sighs* Sign me up too, Jasper.😞

Hilarius: Yo, we should totally invite our Tributes to join us!

Festus: Great idea, Hilari! Coral and I will totally win that sweet sweet prize money now!

Coryo: Heck, no! Lucy Gray and I will win that money!

Felix: You’re all wrong! Dill and I will be the perfect team to win that race!

Hilarius: Too bad, Ravinstill. I’ll just princess carry Wovey to victory!

Clemensia: Suck it, losers! Reaper and I will-

Florus: How should we even convince our Tributes to sign up with us for Ravinstill’s stupid competition?!

Sejanus: That’s so easy, Flory. My Ma’s cooking will be enough to convince them-

Florus: Even Marcus?😒

Sejanus:. . .

Florus: That’s what I thought, Plinth.

Sejanus: Coryo, my love, I’m sad!😭

Coryo: *sighs* Come here, Sej.

Sejanus: Hug?🥺

Coryo: Sure.

Sejanus: Yey! *tackles Coryo*

Arachne: Yo, I’m going out.

Vipsania: Me too.

Florus: Same.

Felix: Why? We’re not even finish-

Florus: Idiot Plinth and Snowy are starting to shamelessly kiss and make out in front of us again.

Hilarius: *takes out his very own “Snowjanus” camera* Don’t mind if I do-

Felix: Hilari, give me that camera.

Hilarius: *hisses like a cat and runs away*

Felix: Give me that f*ckin’ camera, Heavensbee! *chases Hilarius*

Hilarius: Never!! *runs in circles*

Clemensia: Ugh. My mother was right. I should’ve just chosen that homeschooling option instead.

Urban: But you didn’t.

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theygotlost · 5 months

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3 & 12 :*D

3. Top 5 books of the year?

ohhhhhh monty dont do this to me. ok only counting books that I read for the first time and not reread....

1. Night Watch by Terry Pratchett

2. Station Eleven by Emily St. John Mandel

3. Monstrous Regiment by Terry Pratchett

4. The Lost Future of Pepperharrow by Natasha Pulley

5. The Truth by Terry Pratchett

MOST OF THE BOOKS I READ THIS YEAR WERE DISCWORLD 😭😭😭 like 90 percent of them..... SAWRY

12. Any books that disappointed you?

Im sorry class. i know this is the le guin website. I still think she was a genius and a visionary but her writing was harder for me to get into than I had hoped. I wanted to like A Wizard of Earthsea sooo bad but I was just too bored and couldn't finish it ☹

Also disappointing was Early Riser by Jasper Fforde, ive been a fan of fforde for a few years now so I thought it was gonna be fun and silly like the thursday next series but it was sooooo boring I couldnt finish it either. which is a shame because it has such an interesting concept of winters on earth being so harsh that humans have to hibernate.... but i just couldnt give a shit

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theredpharaoah · 8 months

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Why did they take Jasper into the dorm to try and kill Kage instead of Octavia - the trained killer? Tbh with the element of surprise she could’ve probably killed all 6 of them guards solo. It wouldn’t have mattered to them - even if she is dressed like a Grounder. I’m pretty sure everyone knew about Octavia being accepted into Grounder culture. If they would’ve said she was one of them they wouldn’t have let her marrow go to waste. Better yet, they should’ve stolen some of them knockout grenades(did Emerson say they ran out of those when The 48 were still fighting in the dorms? I can’t remember) and threw them in the dorm. That would’ve knocked everyone out, then they could’ve killed Kage and his guards, took they people, and left. Also, why couldn’t Monty just use the systems to remove radiation from one level for Maya and them to stay on? Honestly, The 48 should’ve tried to give their allies in Mt Weather transplants. Tbh, Dante should’ve just asked Jasper/Clarke if Skaikru would be alright with doing transplants for the Mountain People. He could’ve even said it could be a favor for “saving” Skaikru from the grounders, or as a start to a new partnership. Lexa’s act of political suicide will never not piss me off. You can’t just backstab allies like that. No one’s ever gonna wanna ally themselves with you again. As someone who put together and maintained a coalition of warring clans, you’d think she would’ve known how bad that would be for her. The minute she heard Lincoln say “Commander not like this. Let us fight!” She should’ve known what the public opinion was gonna be. Furthermore it was just dumb😭. She had nothing to lose by taking Mt. Weather. The grounders who might’ve died in taking it would’ve seen it as a good death. She would’ve been the Commander that brought down the mountain AND she would’ve gained Skaikru’s loyalty and support. Azgeda was already a problem, she could’ve used Skaikru to balance that out. Just dumb decisions all around.

#the 100

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bellamyblakru · 2 years

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oh man okay rewatch of the 100 initiated. ill be posting thoughts and shit after each episode, so if you don’t wanna see them pls blacklist #ashleyrewatchesthe100 !!!

bro the first ep is so dramatic LMFAO i missed my delinquents. first, remember when abby loved clarke and showed it?? absolutely bonkers how that arc just dissipates in the late seasons. secondly, BELLAMY WHATEVER THE HELL WE WANT BLAKE IS SO JSJSKSKAKAKAK. i forgot that we weren’t supposed to like him at first but i cant help it😩mans iconic. next, i fucking LOVE clarke mf griffin, and ill say that every episode. she is so intense i love her😭she cant help but emit leader energy 🧎🏼‍♀️🧎🏼‍♀️ and lastly, poor wells✋🏻😭man deserved so much better. it would’ve been so interesting having him around when bellarke was kicking ass!! bellamy and wells friendship would’ve been everything. (also,,, they are such BABIES!! murphy and jasper and monty and o!! and bell’s hairstyle🥲)

tl;dr - im excited to keep watching fidkdksksk i think i might do a gif series too with each episode bc imma ✨try ✨to go slow♥️♥️

#ashleyrewatchesthe100 #the 100 #clarke griffin #bellamy blake #the 100 season 1 #t100 1x01 #the100 #jasper jordan #monty green #octavia blake #john murphy

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okmcintyre · 2 years

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for the ship ask game, the 100?

You're a star for asking @carryhatchet 🤩 You know I love asks about t100, here we go!

put a fandom in my ask and i’ll answer:

otp: bellamy x clarke! I loved them as co-leaders and found family and alllll the breadcrumbs from those two fools in love 😭

(honourable mention to linctavia, gabtavia, memori, echope, zaven, marper)

favourite canon pairing: marper had I think the most pleasing ending, so I'm choosing them!

worst pairing ever: that whole Clarke x Gaia thing they alluded to in S7 rubbed me the wrong way. I wasn't a fan of that vibe (despite loving them as adversaries & friends?) Idk?

guilty pleasure pairing: josephine x gabriel maybe? I mean, I shouldn't be rooting for such a chaos!couple but I ATE UP every last scene between them. I'd watch a whole show of those two making terrible decisions for humanity

a pairing you want to see more: bellarke, gabtavia, echope, mackson, memori = in that order if I'm choosing!

that pairing everyone likes but you’re like “lol no” I wasn't much a fan of jordan x hope, though I feel like saying that is like kicking a puppy 😂 I'm sorry for saying it. Their scene dancing together was THE SWEETEST

favorite non-romantic pair: murphy + bellamy, bellamy + octavia, clarke + josesphine, raven + murphy, miller + bellamy, monty + jasper, madi + bellamy, clarke + murphy, emori + echo

(I CANNOT CHOOSE JUST ONE OP!)

#the 100 #tysm for asking!#ask game #reblog so I can ask y'all too!#☺️#ships #ask away #bellarke #memori #marper #gabtavia #jobriel #all the ships #i really love 80% of all t100 ships they all have stupid good chemistry #tagging popular ships mentioned for nonny

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catindabag · 11 months

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TBOSAS on Crack short take (27)

Prof.Sickle: Mr. Highbottom, we really need to address something important today.

Drunk!Casca: Is it about my unfair way of giving demerits to my idiot students?

Prof.Sickle: No. However-

Drunk!Casca: You know they all deserve each and every one of those demerits, especially that last stunt they did behind my back!

Prof.Sickle: What stunt?

Drunk!Casca: The one where they stole my apple berry pie, broke my morphling bottles, and dyed my poor Bichon puppy’s fur lime green!

Prof.Sickle: You don’t even know who committed those weirdly specific crimes!

Drunk!Casca: I don’t need to! I just know!

Prof.Sickle: Well, maybe Festus Creed and Androcles Anderson deserved their demerits-

Drunk!Casca: Those two should’ve been expelled a long time ago!

Prof.Sickle: True. But their parents are crazy.

Drunk!Casca: Ugh! Panem, help me. That’s not even the real problem.

Prof.Sickle: What do you mean-

Drunk!Casca: That Kleptomaniac (Androcles) and dumpster-diver (Festus) are always dragging their classmates into trouble!

Prof.Sickle: To be fair, everyone’s dragging everyone into trouble these days.😒

Casca: And they still keep coming back to school even after I sent them their suspension letters!

Prof.Sickle: I agree. However, Anderson’s mother is extremely dangerous.

Drunk!Casca: I know!😩

Prof.Sickle: And the Creeds don’t give a sh*t. Festus will just walk into class like nothing happened.

Drunk!Casca: Ugh! Don’t remind me!

Prof.Sickle: Well, life gives you lemons-

Drunk!Casca: I should’ve just married Crassus Xanthos Snow when we were still together!

Prof.Sickle: Oh, here we go again.

Casca: But that stupid rich loser of a businessman from District 2 ruined everything!😭

Prof.Sickle: Please stop with your fantasies.😞

Drunk!Casca: They aren’t fantasies!

Prof.Sickle: Yes, they are! So stop crying and listen to me!

Drunk!Casca: Fine! My darling Crassus and I could talk later. So what’s the real issue?

Prof.Sickle: *sighs* Do you know how many complaint letters I’ve received from our delinquent students’ parents on a daily basis?

Drunk!Casca: So?

Prof.Sickle: They’re all saying that you can’t pronounce their children’s names right!

Drunk!Casca: What?! How dare you accuse me of such thing?! I can pronounce them perfectly!

Prof.Sickle: Ok. Prove it.

Drunk!Casca: Why?! How should I-

Prof.Sickle: Simple. I say a name, you say it back.

Drunk!Casca: Fine! Challenge accepted.

Prof.Sickle: Livia Cardew.

Drunk!Casca: Liver Cardew.

Prof.Sickle: *sighs* Let’s try this one more time. Livia. Cardew.

Drunk!Casca: Libya Adieu.

Prof.Sickle: Palmyra Monty.

Drunk!Casca: Palmolive Monthly.

Prof.Sickle: PAL. MYRA. MON. TY.

Drunk!Casca: Chimaera Moon Tea.

Prof.Sickle: We are not saying the same thing!

Drunk!Casca: They sound the same to me.

Prof.Sickle: Sejanus Plinth.

Drunk!Casca: Syllabus Plinth!

Prof.Sickle: Florus. Friend.

Drunk!Casca: Florist. Friend.

Prof.Sickle: No, no. Try again.

Drunk!Casca: Flower Friend.

Prof.Sickle: WTH, Casca! That one was easy!

Drunk!Casca: Just give me the next one.

Prof.Sickle: Io Jasper.

Drunk!Casca: I Owe Casper.

Prof.Sickle: Urban Canville.

Drunk!Casca: Turban Can Bill.

Prof.Sickle: This is worse than I thought. Persephone Price.

Drunk!Casca: Per Symphony Prize!

Prof.Sickle: Festus Creed!

Drunk!Casca: Fetus Creed!😡

Prof.Sickle: Dennis Fling.

Drunk!Casca: Tennis String.

Prof.Sickle: Iphigenia Moss!

Drunk!Casca: Iffy Genial Most?! You’re just joking, right? That’s not a real name.

Prof.Sickle: WTH, Casca! She has been your student since forever!

Drunk!Casca: Really? Sucks to be her then. Next!

Prof.Sickle: Apollo Ring!

Drunk!Casca: Apple Ring.

Prof.Sickle: Diana Ring.

Drunk!Casca: Dino Ring.

Prof.Sickle: Close enough. Oh, you better know how to pronounce my niece’s name.

Drunk!Casca: Of course, I know. It’s Insomnia Sicko!

Prof.Sickle: It’s clearly Vipsania Sickle!

Drunk!Casca: INSIGNIA SICKO!

Prof.Sickle: I hate you.

Drunk!Casca: To be fair, you started it.

Prof.Sickle: Let’s just get this over with.😞 Pliny Harrington.

Drunk!Casca: Tiny Harry Tone.

Prof.Sickle: Juno Phipps.

Drunk!Casca: You Know Flips.

Prof.Sickle: Hilarius Heavensbee.

Drunk!Casca: Hilarious Evans Bee?! What kind of parent names their kid Hilarious?!

Prof.Sickle: Rich people.

Drunk!Casca: Poor kid’s gonna get bullied forever!😂

Prof.Sickle: Well, you are bullying him now, but I digress. Gaius Breen.

Drunk!Casca: Bias Green!

Prof.Sickle: Androcles Anderson.

Drunk!Casca: Andrew Keys Under Sun! That freaking kleptomaniac!

Prof.Sickle: Domitia Whimsiwick.

Drunk!Casca: Dominate Whimsi- That’s not her real name, is it?

Prof.Sickle: Try again.

Drunk!Casca: Fine. Dominatrix Whim Sicko. Wait a sec- Is she also your niece?!

Prof.Sickle: Say that again and I’ll throw you out of the window.

Drunk!Casca: It’s Domestic Whim Sea Witch, isn’t it?

Prof.Sickle: I hope you break a leg.

Drunk!Casca: You meanie! Just give me another name!

Prof.Sickle: Arachne. Crane.

Drunk!Casca: Acne Crane! Take it or leave it.

Prof.Sickle: *sighs* Clemensia Dovecote.

Drunk!Casca: Clam Asia Dove Goat.

Prof.Sickle: Felix Ravinstill.

Drunk!Casca: Philip Raven’s Bill! He’s also the current President of Panem!

Prof.Sickle: Sure. Whatever you say. Lysistrata Vickers.

Drunk!Casca: Listerina Listerine Vickers.

Prof.Sickle: She doesn’t even have a middle name!

Drunk!Casca: Maybe she does now!

Prof.Sickle: You’re not even trying anymore!

Drunk!Casca: I said their names clearly and perfectly!

Prof.Sickle: Coriolanus Snow!

Drunk!Casca: Crassus Xanthos Snow!

Prof.Sickle: WTH, Casca! That’s the boy’s dead father’s name! Try again!

Drunk!Casca: *in denial* My darling Crassus Xanthos Snow~.😍

Prof.Sickle: CORIO. LANUS. SNOW!

Drunk!Casca: How dare you accuse me of not knowing how to pronounce my own boyfriend’s name!

Prof.Sickle: Are you swimming in denial again?!

Drunk!Casca: No. I swear his name is definitely Crassus Xanthos Snow, and he’s definitely alive.

Prof.Sickle: Get out.

Drunk!Casca: But this is my office-

Prof.Sickle: GET. OUT!

Drunk!Casca: Fine! But I refuse to give you a raise after this, you meanie!

Prof.Sickle: I’m telling Crassus!

Coryo: *enters the scene* Professor, my name’s Coriolanus! I’m Coriolanus Snow!

Sejanus: *also enters the scene* No. You’re Coriolanus Plinth, Babe.

Drunk!Casca: Syllabus Plinth!

Sejanus: It’s Sej-

Drunk!Casca: You wretched little creature! How dare you steal my lover! How dare you stood where I stood!

Sejanus: Your lover?! The audacity! Coryo’s mine!

Drunk!Casca: Crassus was mine first! Always has been, always will be!!

Coryo: *sighs* I’m going home.

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