An ode to Smallville Lois Lane, part 1:
In her very first episode in season 4, Lois visits LIONEL FUCKING LUTHOR in prison and proceeds to leave HIM unsettled.
She's just arrived in the scene, she's a freshman in college, she's grieving her cousin and has just dealt with amnesia Clark being odd AF and she manages to walk directly into the lions den, look straight into Lionel's shifty, manipulative eyes, and not blink. Lionel has to completely rethink his view of her by the time she walks out of that room, and *do you know how rare it is for Lionel Luthor to question his assumptions*?? But here's Lois, setting him back on his heels in 3 minutes flat.
There was zero chance THIS Lois Lane was ever going to be limited to 4 or 5 episodes. Everyone knew she was absolute gold from this very first episode.
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Smallville aired for ten seasons and practically all of it was Clark and Lex getting together before having the world's messiest divorce
Also, Lex's dad decided the solution to this was to make a clone baby out of both of them but didn't bother informing either of them
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Blame my brother
So we were talking about another big brother danny idea I had and we both have adhd so he started talking about smallville for some reason and my brain blurred the 2 and I’m not saying he’s Clark’s big brother no, I’m saying suspicious farm hand may or may not be kryptonian, hear me out
So Danny gets a full ride to met U and while vlad has (forcibly) mellowed out over the years and is willing to pay for everything Danny wants to pay for his own supplies so he gets a job at the Kent farm on his days when he has no classes now in this au Pa Kent had his heart attack earlier and that’s why they are willing to risk hiring a farmhand. Now at first everyone is skeptical but Danny proves to be capable but ordinary, until clark speeds home one day and catches Danny lifting the tractor with one hand. He speeds away before Danny sees him but tells his parents that he thinks Danny is like him they are a bit unsure because Danny didn’t come in the meteor shower but they decide to keep an eye on him and Clark notices Danny using various powers that Clark does not have and Clark just trying to walk through walls because Danny did it so maybe I just haven’t gotten that power yet.
Now as hilarious as it would be to imagine Clark sitting in his room trying desperately to turn invisible here’s the real kicker there is a maniacal evil billionaire named Lionel living down the road and we all know how Danny deals with evil billionaires, plus we have an impressionable lex realizing something is haunting the castle but it not doing any harm… to him. And if every Friday night after a visit from his day Lex pulls up the security feed with a bowl of popcorn as an unknown entity is tormenting his father, well that his business not yours.
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What if:
15 yr old Conner & his dad Lex Luthor, whom he has only officially met a few months ago, got teleported back in time.
To Smallville.
Before his parents ever got together much less separate. Which, according to his Pops, happened bc Lex got amnesia and other stuff.
And now he has a front-row seat as to why his dad, memories freshly recovered, does not talk about Smallville.
While they both attempt to stay in the periphery of a town that should feature in a horror movie, Conner Julian Kent knows one thing.
No wonder his dad is so messed up.
Lionel Luthor is an asshole!
Personally I enjoy this idea a lot bc you know the older, broader, & more confident Lex Luthor is gonna be hyper-protective of his son. Especially when Lionel is around.
The comparison between three generations is too delicious not to consider.
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SMALLVILLE | 3.16 – “Crisis“
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Why do they deserve to win?
Lionel Luthor (TW abuse)
Space Cabbie
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Why did they give Michael Rosenbaum Lex Luthor some of the rawest lines of all time?
“You’re right Mr. Kent, I am the villain of this story.”
“I want you there on our wedding day to see what you’ve lost.”
“And I want a ponytail, disappointment abounds.”
“I was raised in your shadow, now you’re gonna die in mine.” Before pushing his father out a window.
I’m sorry but like no Lex was doing it like him.
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Round 3F
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Aww.
—Martha, Smallville, “Transference”
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I might be remembering wrong but I remember an episode of Smallville where there was a universe where Clark was raised as a Luthor instead of a Kent and he’s evil or something and hates Lex
But I love the idea of a similar universe where Clark hates Lionel and just decided “fuck it I’m going to run away and live with Lex instead” and just speeds off to Smallville meanwhile Lex is just so exasperated that his brother has run away from home but is also like yeah I’ll let you stay
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