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edenforum · 1 year
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*tries to flirt with you in asks*
>w< ummm hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii wtf ur so cute....... so many verified checks......... wowwww,,, ~
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No more discourse over maia arson crimew's use of neopronouns and labels. If someone asks you how you identify and you can say 'as an enemy of the state' with no exaggeration whatsoever, you get to call yourself whatever the fuck you want
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demonsandpieohmy · 1 year
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vulto-cor-de-rosa · 1 year
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Shout out to the Cat girl that found the TSA no fly list and posted it with the caption "Holy fucking bingle"
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im-fern · 1 year
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bingle
(Edit, “leaked” isn’t really the right word, it has sent the list to a reporter.)
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gumjrop · 1 year
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i.d: the bi lesbian flag by @bi-lesbian with word art reading “BE GAY” / “DO CRIME” / “STAY SILLY :3”
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trans catgirls are either actively hacking the us government and have a warrant out for their arrest or, like, work at 7-11
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artificialverse · 1 year
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Tumblr celebrities, an incomplete list:
A gay werewolf fucker
A trans cyberterrorist
Jeff
Constable Frozen
Car-identifier
Someone pretending to be OSHA (twice)
A haiku detecting bot (thrice)
Mister J (no not that one)
Furry/Doctor Pikachu
A demon Vtuber
Nimona author
Neil Gaiman and Lynda Carter
A fish
honorable mentions:
A chatbot designed to be a tumblr user
human pet guy
moreos guy
Tumblr modder (xkit guy)
A fake old folks home for dogs
The restaurant chain Denny’s
Iguanamouth
Weed smoking polycule
Shen
A plant, obviously
the Green brothers
Taylor Swift’s secret tumblr blog
“In my butt” author
dishonorable mentions
A famous Youtuber
Gaud themself
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nyancrimew · 1 year
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do you laugh at car accidents like jermw
i will let past maia answer this question
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my-t4t-romance · 1 year
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I’m sure someone’s already posted about this but yknow the cat therian who hacked the tsa’s no-fly list? well it’s also created this… suburban doom soundtrack and also other music you can check out
holy fucking bingle
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edenforum · 1 year
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i’m packing these for my flight tomorrow
i’m smuggling maia into the united states
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The fact that maia arson crimew, the trans catgirl therian who leaked the 2019 TSA no fly list and posted it online, has a link on its pastel pink uwu aesthetic website to her own Wikipedia entry that contains hyperlinks to the articles for 'United States grand jury' and 'criminal charges' is purely iconic.
No notes maia. You're doing great
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agave · 1 year
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hey btw maia crimew's primary pronoun set is it/its so I better see you guys using that unless you have a legitimate reason for not (and you probably don't)
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eliias-bouchard · 1 year
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i think maia arson crimew should be the bi lesbian mascot (along with bingle sprigatito plush ofc)
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mochacoffee · 1 year
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i know the yearly bingo joke is played out but fr if someone had trans polyam otherkin catgirl leaks classified US government documents now is your time to start gambling big
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ataraxianascendant · 1 year
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I'm replacing morb with Bingle in my vocabulary now. holy fucking bingle. holy bingle what is happening in there. good bingle almighty.
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