#megaman incorrect quotes

[megamanincorrectquotes]

Proto Man: The salary of a clown is 51,000 dollars.

Proto Man, gesturing to Bass and Mega Man fighting: And yet these idiots do it daily, and for free!

Proto Man: Bass, we need that!

Bass, holding Mega Man over a trash can: Nope.

Proto Man: Gimme it—

Bass: It’s garbage.

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[mmfc-incorrect-quotes]

Aki: Hopefully today won’t be chaotic.

Mega Mini: Don’t jinx it.

They never get a break.

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[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

*Megaman is fighting through Adventure Mode, minding his own business*

Pit: MACHINE!

Megaman: Wha-

Pit: Turn. Back. Now.

Megaman: I think I'm getting a Zoom Call from God.

Pit: For what purpose do you trample upon this palace?

Megaman: Uh... for what purpose... do you?

Pit: To question God is heresy, machine! But for your information I am driving the corpse of Kraid like a fucking Mazda!

Megaman: Okay.

Pit: It appears your choice is made. As the Righteous Hand of the Mother I will beat you back into silicon!

Megaman: Someone has mommy issues.

Pit. literally exploding onto the scene: I do NOT have mommy issues! I AM MAMMA'S SPECIAL FUCKING BOY!

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[rockmanholic]

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[incorrect-rockman-exe-quotes]

#megaman battle network #rockman.exe #mmbn #blues.exe #protoman.exe #roll.exe #source: unknown #incorrect quotes #Normally Rockman would be in Roll's place here but when you get down to it. he does solve a lot of problems by stabbing/blowing them up #Roll can fight of course but she's more of a healer archetype so she gets to be against stabbing in this one #(Also I couldn't think of who would be asking the question so. maybe they're morality-training a default navi or something)

[speedy-troublemaker]

If you can't read the picture:

Saito: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgement and criticism.

Netman: And you came to ME??

(( Gotta love playing with incorrect quotes ))

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[switchnx]

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[briceterry04]

X: Christmas is cancelled.

Vile: You can't cancel a holiday.

X: Keep it up, Vile, and you'll lose New Year's too.

Vile: What does that mean?

X: Zero, take New Year's away from Vile.

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[just-absolutely-super]

Lan: Chat, how do we feel about this?

MegaMan: Lan, do not call me that.

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[absolutely-normal-about-x]

Legends reborn incorrect quotes edition

Harpuia: Teisel…was…a good friend….

Volnutt: See how eas- oh your vomiting

Harpuia: *vomits*

Roll : If I were a drink, I'd be Cherry Vanilla Coke. If you were a drink, what would you be?

Harpuia: Bleach.

Phantom: Sewage.

Roll : ... Calm down, edgelords.

Fefnir : Tell Tron off, Volnutt! Assert yourself!

Volnutt: That's my ice cream!

Fefnir : Good! Now let her have it!!

Volnutt, handing Tron the ice cream: Here, you can have it!

Fefnir : Who wants to make fifty Zenny?

Roll: How?

Fefnir : I need someone to take the fall.

Roll: What did you do?

Fefnir : I can't tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked.

Leviathan, from the other room: Oh my god.

Fefnir : ...

Leviathan: OH MY GOD!

Roll: Make it a hundred.

Fefnir : Deal.

X : What did you two do?

Volnutt:

Roll:

X : You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.

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[bass-treble2answer]

Dr. Light: *gets a phone call and answers* Hello? Dr. Light speaking.

Villain over the phone: Hey, we have your kid you’re gonna do as we say or we’re going to kill him.

Dr. Light: Hold on. Aki where are you!?

Aki: *in the backyard* I’m definitely not trying to put out a fire I accidentally set off five minutes ago without you knowing! 

Dr. Light: Sir I think you have the wrong number.

Villain: No I don’t I have your son!

Dr. Light: Wait, is he wearing black and orange?

Villain: Yes?

Dr. Light: Oh you must be mistaken then, you don’t have him he has you. good luck. *hangs up*

Suna: Is Daini gonna be late?

Dr. Light: Yes, but I don’t think he’ll be too long. 

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[megamanincorrectquotes]

Dr. Light: You're not ascending to godhood you're just dehydrated.

Protoman: outta my way boy im about to liberate my divine self from this mortal shell

Protoman: hopital

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[mmfc-incorrect-quotes]

Mega Man: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Namagem?

Namagem: No.

Wave Man: I do!

Mega Man: I know, Wave Man.

Wave Man: I'm sad.

Mega Man: I know, Wave Man.

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[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

The Eggman And Wily Hour: Mean Beans

At some point during their work, Eggman and Wily accidentally reactivate one of the former’s old contraptions; Within seconds, their lab is flooded with colorful slimes. As they desperately try to get rid of the creatures, Ganondorf demands an explanation…

Ganondorf, exasperated: “Gentlemen, can you please explain why your workstation is flooded with Puyos?”

Wily: “Well, we… uh-”

Eggman: “Wily here reactivated my Mean Bean Steaming Machine from 1993. Also, those aren’t ‘Puyos,’ they’re 'Beans.’ Completely Distinct.”

Wily: “Right… Anyways, we’ve found that they aren’t hostile, BUT they’re highly volatile and tend to explode when four or more of the same color make contact.”

Ganondorf: “So they’re Puyos.”

Eggman: “Again, they’re called 'Beans.’”

Ganondorf: “Frankly, I don’t give a damn what you call them. I just want them gone before they-”

As if on cue, a mass of Red Puyos touch and immediately explode, leveling a good chunk of the laboratory behind Wily and Eggman.“

Ganondorf: ”… explode. *sigh*I’m just going to walk away and let you two figure this out.“

As Ganondorf walks away, Wily glares at Eggman and whispers.

Wily, angrily whispering: "Do you know how to get rid of these things quickly before we run out of lab for them to explode?”

Eggman: “I did… back in 1993. And I’ve scrapped all my robots who knew how since then!”

Wily, sarcastically: “Well that’s fantastic.”

Eggman: “Well in my defense, two of those robots were Scratch and Grounder.”

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[rockmanholic]

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[incorrect-rockman-exe-quotes]

#megaman battle network #rockman.exe #mmbn #hikari netto #lan hikari #incorrect quotes #original quotes #I went with Crush 40 partly because they're one of the few unambiguous rock bands I know well enough to use as a reference #and because I really like their stuff #but also. blue. green eyes. likes rock music. I'm seeing a resemblence there