#meow you know

[callista-alicat]

Oh baby, I would love to lick and suck your pussy, then I would like to enter her pussy with my tongue, and then I would like to insert my thick cock into her wet pussy 😋😋😋🔥🔥🔥

Someone either didn’t read the bio or doesn’t know how my anatomy works. Maybe I need to remind y’all what I’m working with

#meow you know #trans #transfem #trans girl #trans wlw #in case it's not clear #read my bio idiots #anon answered

[thisiswhereikeepmyseratonin]

People keep saying that the TARDIS shouldn’t have malfunctioned just from a cup of coffee but I have two theories

• The TARDIS heard that her darling newly regenerated little time Lord wasn’t going to get a cool adventure with his bestie and engineered an excuse so that he could

• The TARDIS having newly refurbished herself had coffee thrown at her nice new circuits and decided to throw a bitch fit

Look the TARDIS is the longest running female character in doctor who, has proven to be sentient, and regularly takes the Doctor to places she thinks he’d like without warning. It had to be her right?

#the doctor is the tardis’s poor little meow meow #people forget she’s alive and a petty bitch #you think she would’ve put in a coffee maker if she didn’t know what was gonna happen #she can see the future she knew what was up #doctor who #fourteenth doctor #tenth doctor #donna noble #dw spoilers #the tardis

[buggachat]

adrien is acespec, autistic, genderqueer, and arguably not human (sentibeing). he does not realize any of these facts, however, because that would require knowing himself. which he does not

#Serious™ addition: all he knows about himself is the masks he wears #REAL addition: all he knows about himself is that he really likes saying ''meow'' and doing little catgirl poses #''actually there's no way he's—'' thats what HE WANTS YOU TO THINK #sitting here thinking to myself hmmmm perhaps i will make a tumblr post dedicated to ME!!!!!! [hits post]

[valentjin]

put the devil in his place

#raphael bg3 #raphael #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #digital art #my art #i just think. you know -gestures vaguely- #it's been a long week pass the yaoi or whatever #i just think this is is a good look on him. on his knees - perhaps slightly humiliated - perhaps with tears in his eyes - idk #we love a man who's a little pathetic. babygirl.. meow meow... #IF YOU SAW ME POST THIS AND THEN DELETE IT AND REPOST... PRETEND YOU DIDNT... i hadn't added the bloodied version.. #i didnt know if editign the original post would fuck it up so i just panicked deleted it and tried again aahhHHHH #mine

[nxvastmblr]

fall out boy is basically a short guy with the most angelic voice you’ll ever hear, an emo kid that turned into rapunzel in retirement, a naked drummer and joe trohman

#fob #fall out boy #patrick stump #pete wentz #andy hurley #joe trohman #mcr5 is real #blog #:3 #meow #MY SONGS KNOW WHAT YOU DID IN THE DAAAAARK #still eat their songs up tho

[explosionshark]

Oh my God everyone kicking Buffy out and putting Faith in charge is the FUNNIEST moment of collective girlfailure in all of Buffy. Genuinely a number one. Faith has been out of prison for less time than a Hulu Trial and they’re just like “put her in charge we are SICK OF THIS BLONDE BITCH” and it goes exactly as you expect. Nothing but respect for my idiot in chief

It's so fucking funny bc Faith doesn't even really want it, it's just pretty much her being a victim of her own Hotness Bubble like

The Potentials are all freaked out and bummed over how Their Lives Are All In Danger and Buffy's been stressed so she hasn't been the fun parent lately. Then Faith rocks up - they don't KNOW her. But she's SO hot. She's funny. She's got this rep. She's got slaying experience. And, crucially, she's really exuding this kind of dirtbag ex con zen that these idiot teenagers IMMEDIATELY misread as competence.

List of things Faith is competent at by season 7

-slaying (I'll give her that!)

-looking good in tank tops

-being pretty chill when people take shots at her over the whole Going Evil Phase

-being stabbed

-sustaining head trauma

-i mean getting her ass absolutely handed to her repeatedly without dying

-being gay for buffy

You'll note this list does NOT INCLUDE any sort of leadership skills. She's literally JUST hot and kind of charming.

She is the deadbeat dad who has the kids on the weekend and doesn't make them stick to bedtimes or do their homework and she let's them play M rated video games and say "bitch."

AND THEY PUT HER IN CHARGE. THE SLAYER WHOSE MOST NOTABLE ACCOMPLISHMENTS ARE FAILING TO END THE WORLD AND SUCCEEDING AT GIVING HERSELF BRAIN DAMAGE.

And what does she do when she's in charge? Almost immediately receive another traumatic brain injury.

#btvs #faith lehane #my specialest girl.... the ultimate poor little meow meow #stag did you know i wrote 80k words of faith getting railed by buffy last year? cause i did

[beananium]

*remembers the best gamefaqs forum question of all time*

#tw divorce #Bean Text #Fire Emblem #Fire Emblem Awakening #FEA #FE13 #inigo fe #inigo fire emblem #this is personally so funny to me because i can safely say my relationship is divorced with this man #“who is inigo” my little meow meow in middle school before i was introduced to kaito vocaloid when i was 13. hes also a shameless flirt #but he has a good heart!! i swear !!!! #also to my followers who don't know anything about fire emblem; you (the avatar in-game) can not divorce inigo #but due to... circumstances he leaves almost anyone he marries anyway (but in most endings in another game he comes back) #its pretty much well known that inigo and laslow are the same person but just in case #(even though its been 8 years since fates released) #fire emblem fates spoilers #fe14 spoilers

[clairedaring]

Ming + being proactive in getting to know Joe and his works

MY STAND-IN (2024) | 1.03

#poom phuripan #up poompat #my stand in #my stand in the series #userbunn #userrain #usersasa #userjamiec #tobelle #msiep3 #usertoptaps #tuseralexa #userrlana #userjap #rinblr #my stand-in #clairedgifs #msiedit #thaidrama #justice for my misunderstood meow meow ming #this gifset is dedicated to sasa bc i actually came up w this while venting with her in the dms abt how viewers are mostly misreading ming #ming actually cares you know #like no matter how small joe feels whenever he's with ming... like ming does care #ming doesn't even want the new nice fancy things... he's okay living in joe's humble abode and using old things #ming stops being picky with his food and attempts to cook for joe #this was a bit more detailed in the novel since we had more time #i love the parts in the novel where joe 1.0 would come home very tired from work and ming's passing thoughts are like why dont u just quit #and i'll take care of you for the rest of your life and you dont even have to work so hard for so little wage

[blakbonnet]

just "give me these moments back give them back to me give me that little kiss give me that hand" playing as ed fights for his life and then a few days later he gets to redo the moonlight kiss 🥹

#ofmd #our flag means death #meow speaks #blackbonnet #he said you know what I am going to get these moments back actually #ofmd meta

[redhoodinternaldialectical]

It will never stop being funny to me that the Titan's Tower incident between Jason and Tim happened right after fucking Jericho did the exact same thing but was way, WAY scarier about it.

JERICHO repeatedly attacks them, endangers civilians, possesses multiple people, is out of his head with rage and sorrow at feeling expendable and feeling like teen vigilantism was what got him and Donna killed. Hell he even shoots Bart through the leg, which fucks him up so bad he has to go through unanesthetized surgery and that trauma prompts a whole ass character growth spurt! Jericho both while possessing Slade and when they fight him in Raven's mind trap thing is like seriously bad news! He's playing for keeps and intent on really hurting them! It takes a full team effort over multiple comics to trap the guy

Then fucking JASON sneaks in ever so carefully, knocks a few of them out, feels a bit bad about even doing that, and has like a waffle house parking lot fist fight with Tim in a party city Robin costume. And what's he do afterwards? He just fucking leaves and never bothers them again! He doesn't wanna kill any of them! He's just a sad wet sack who doesn't know what he's doing with himself

The Teen Titans really do gather around Timmy after their fight lookin at that wall like, "Fucking seriously?? This is the second time this week!"

#Bartholomew Impulse did NOT go through all that just to have us pretend like Jason was an equivalent threat here! #“but he wrote his name in BLOOD” have you people never heard of RED PAINT??? #Tim was barely even bleeding #so like... WHOSE BLOOD WOULD IT HAVE BEEN??? #I will accept the explanation that Jason blood banked himself for months prior #because that's funny as hell and Jason is def crazy enough for it #but that is simply NOT Timmy's blood!!!! #also like... did Jason Know? #did he know he was gonna be the second resurrected dead kid to do this to this group? #cause I feel like he didn't and that is just so pathetic lmaooo #my poor poor sad wet murder meow meow wasn't even half as effective or murderous as the first guy #jason todd #tim drake #damian's tomfoolery

[callista-alicat]

Why are you so pretty?

Aww, thanks for noticing! 🥰😘 I think it's probably because I inject estrogen into my body once a week and take progesterone every night ✨️

#meow you know #anon #trans #genuinely thank you for the compliment it made me smile

[dovewingkinnie]

hero thats on her way to kill every single villain on earth most powerful villain thats scared shitless because he knows he'll be next one day

#she said #jail is not an option! #im sick of all your shit! #the poor guy is just a cartoon villain #all you need to do is send him to jail and scold him #he can't handle the stress of murder #he had to hear the news of every single villain getting killed one by one #knowing that she would eventually find him #poor kitty meow meow #sorry #i know he's a grown man #actually you know what ... #he's my character #i can say whatever i want about him!!

[maochira]

Good night to everyone except those people who said "Kaiser has a choking kink" and only made jokes about it when he was so obviously self harming all this time I hope you feel really stupid now

#blue lock spoilers #blue lock #michael kaiser #💟 mao meows #this sounds meaner than its supposed to #i mean no genuine offense but anyways #you know what i mean

[dullahen]

underwater karaoke~

I imagine they are blasting fallout boy, but feel free to be funnier than me, i won’t cry i promise-

#it’s the meow meows your honor #rizzley and cloroform get piss drunk during the first 2 hours od their session and neuvi’s there to collect the pieces #if you’ve ever been to an introvert party you know where im coming from #neuvillette #wriothesley #clorinde #fanart #my art #genshin #genshin impact #how much do u wanna bet wriothesley flirts with neuvi the entire time-

[trappednyourheart]

Dan got stuck...on a universe..again

( he swears it's happening on purpose and the Old Clock has something to do with this-)

Dan...was stuck- Like stuck in a universe.

He can't create a portal, he can't go to this universe history of timelines and he can't meddle anything, he doesn't like this and neither this universe spirit acknowledging his presence in this world.

Ok good news and bad news

Good news, Clockwork and Danny is already been informed and been trying to find ways to help him out to settle in this universe and found a way to get him out of here.

Bad news, it might take long- and he has to settl-settle... Here in this universe which it's spirit barely acknowledging him as a anomaly, and there's heros here...and some of them..just has problems which is relatable but...Dan is In form of a teenager...well like the empty clone Vlad made when he had been adopted by him..

Now he's been misidentified as some “Chaos lord” or “Witch boy” or “your still so young”

Hey! He never asked, and he's also been kinda adopted by this boy who's taller than him ( he's still at that age💀) with his cat name teekle.

#dcxdp #danny fenton #justice league #klarion #Klarion the witch boy #dc x dp #dcdp #dc x dp original #Klarion was intrigued by this small little boy who look like him and is feral as fu- 'meow' TEEKLE! #Dan is stuck in the DC universe and i just decided yeah this OP being is gonna have a vacay cause he deserves it... #Ghost writer is being chased cause he has the knowledge of the DC universe #Clockwork and Danny are freaking out but also not- #The JL and JLD are just well you know- #and The “Vigilantes and sidekicks’ are just thinkin ’Did klarion just give birth?’ ‘is this why he took a break for 9 months?’ #the idea is there's no sense #So misunderstandings and barrier language #Dan is not speaking english #hes speaking The infinite realms Language. #so theres like a language barrier #and also how many times he did get stuck in a universe far much worse or complicated....he didn't stay long and had atleast got out sooner..

[kwillow]

Old Wounds

So excited to finally post this comic collab between @chocodile and I! She did the initial thumbnails and colors and provided the evil wizard rabbit, and I did the script, sketch and lines and provided the pathetic prettyboy unicorn.

Old Wounds is a look into the alliance between Duke Hyden and Lord de Luxe, an alliance that winds up being a mere ploy for Hyden’s experimentation with unicorn blood and leaves Ambroys feeling rather drained (and often unconscious on Hyden’s floor). It takes place towards the end of their “friendship”, after there’s some serious bad blood between the two - bad blood that sustains a centuries-long grudge.

(Well - I say “bad blood,” but Hyden seems to think the blood is juuuust fine.)

#sorry if you saw me upload and delete and re-upload this - tumblr wouldn't let me post this unless I #specifically made page 7 smaller than the other pages. I don't know why. #this is such a functional website #chocodile says ambroys is a poor little meow meow in this #a poor little neigh neigh if you will #but I promise outside of this circumstance he's a horrible awful git with barely restrained rage issues #and there's a reason he has to work with hyden of all people #it's just that he's a coward #and Hyden is the Alpha Villain around these parts #ANYWAYS... hope this post works this time and I hope you guys like it! we worked very hard on this! :'D #comics #ambroys #amaranthine #my draws #furry