charlie and mariana two ships passing in the prison bc they are committed to the bit of not communicating normally ever for finding a time to go on together and instead just pray that one day the stars align so they can have minecraft yaoi sex and probably another divorce
in hindsight it's really funny in my lil brain that fooligetta were like "we're gonna be parents! we're boyfriends :D" and they stayed boyfriends since then (q!foolish still ready to fight anyone who gets any funny ideas about his faithfulness, as he should)
whereas deathduo is just q!philza being like "WHERE IS MY GOVERNMENT ASSIGNED HUSBAND? WHERE IS MY PLATONIC HUSBAND? WHY CAN HE NEVER LOG ON WHEN I DO? WOE IS ME, WHERE IS MY HUSBAND???"
and then there is misclickduo just like "MI PUTA ESPOSA >:)" and then they traumatize their chats
Okay… so they added Slime to the poster… which means…
WE ARE GETTING A FRICKING PHISSA, FOOLIGETTA, AND SLIMARIANA REUNION IN PRISON- LITERALLY ALL 3 OF THE CANON FEDERATION-PAIRED COUPLES- LETS FRICKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO