#my dad said it was impressive

[bungiri]

monster keeper wren & monster hunter isaac

#pls tell me u like the sword i'm so proud of it #my dad said it was impressive #stardew valley #stardew valley expanded #sve isaac #stardew valley expanded fanart #stardew valley fanart #sdv oc #sdv farmer #stardew valley farmer #isaac sve #farmer wren #digital art #artists on tumblr #my art 𓈒˚⭒

[artemispanthar]

I thought my opinion on the episode where Monk meets his dad might have softened after all these years, but nope it is still absolutely infuriating. Like this guy ditches his family basically because he was tired of them (and the show makes it clear this abandonment had a profound effect on Adrian [who was 8 at the time] and his mother and brother) and then calls up his son for the first time like 40 years later solely to get out of jail, proceeds to act like a dismissive jerk the whole episode talking about his other son from his second family the whole time, gets angry and blames Adrian and his brother's mental disorders for why he ditched them when they were kids, and then just barely apologizes for anything and we're supposed to be okay with all that because he teaches Adrian to ride a bike at the end. Like it is just as frustrating as I remembered it. Like I cannot believe Greg Universe co-wrote this.

#artie thoughts #monk #monk tv #monk series #literally what is the best tag for this show? #the 'monk' tag is mostly just dnd monks lol #Adrian is a better man than me becauae I would have killed Jack immediately when it was clear he just wanted to get out of jail #it is wild to me that my favorite tv dad co-wrote my most loathed tv dad like what are the odds #that said I do get the impression there were mixed feelings on how sympathetically they wanted to portray his dad #most episodes are not sympathetic at all but this one was just ugh #i get that episodes like this are often fix-it fics for the writer's own messed up parents and i understand that #but it is still maddening to watch lol #i'm glad they never really brought his dad back after that

[nattousan]

literally stumbled into a chalk drawing competition while volunteering at another booth, design was freestyled the first day, went home, polished it up in procreate, went back the next day and banged it out!! my spine feels like a crumpled up CVS receipt but i'm pretty happy with how it came out!

this is what 4th place out of 4 looks like babeyy B) 💪💪

#DEAD LAST #THIRD PLACE WASN'T EVEN FINISHED!!!!! #but i did have fun #my art #and randomly facepainted this familys kids at the end of the day bc #they were loudly lamenting the lack of face painting #and i perked up like #Facepainting??? #OuO! #they were very nice and italian and the dad venmo'd me 30 bucks which was nice #overall very nice experience #even tho i was ROBBED #ONE OF THE JUDG- sorry idk why im yelling #one of the judges came up to me and literally said i would have won if the judges were younger #but all the other artists were using photos and drawing pictures of recognizable animals like giraffe #koi fish #and toucan #so i guess funky wyrm with birch branches growing out of it didn't impress them much #¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #og post

[boobiestarplanet]

this part sounded familiar

#adventure time #fionna and cake spoilers #atla #video #i showed this to my dad after we watched the episode bc we reference that sokka line a lot and he was like 'that's a good video!' #i said 'thank you i posted it!' he said 'wow that's impressive!' i said 'it got a grand total of 8 likes on tumblr' #he said 'well add me to that list!' so for the record. this post is dad approved 👍

[whippetcrimes]

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#just heard back from the breeder i put a puppy application in with and. am pre excited #she's out of town so we'll talk more next week but #seems promising. and we're vaguely staying in the family #we met at the reunion. her dog is Misty's dad and she was impressed with Misty #sooo.... tbd #I'm hoping at some point next year or maybe early 2025. a summer pup would be nice #i didn't love potty training in the snow #anyways hearing back is big news because i initially messaged through their website in October and never heard anything #so my follow up that i sent last week getting a response is nice #i think the website just hasn't been updated because she's responded to things i and mistys littermates have said in the group chat #anyways anyways anyways.... the bf is just like. nothing's even happening yet why are you excited #so obviously i have to share excitement to tumblr

[onioneyez]

My dad broke his toe and me and my mom have been thumbs-up-ing his Izzy cosplay all night

#also my mom and dad have apparently been trying to perfect their con o’neill impressions since last week #did not think he’d be such a hit! #they so far sound like two grandpa Simpsons #ofmd #I asked why he wasn’t British and my mom said she can’t do EVERYTHING #to be fair I can’t do it either #I’m forever grateful no British people heard what went on in that house

[alagaisia]

I’m reminded of that post about how goths and people who wear only lots of pink are actually the same because “wearing only one color” is a specific choice in opposition to just looking Normal

I’m flying to a friend’s wedding today, and I recently acquired from my neighborhood free page a very pretty vintage suitcase in like a brocade upholstery texture in all of my good colors, so of course I needed a coordinated airport outfit à la Midge Maisel. You guys don’t know me, but I usually dress very put together, in what my sister calls Outfits, with a capital O to distinguish it from just wearing clothes. And since getting a full time job I’ve been slowly adding to my collection of vintage and 50’s-vibes clothes, because I just really like that aesthetic (my bridesmaid dress for the wedding is a vintage tea dress I got from Etsy. The fabric is in great condition but I had to reinforce pretty much every seam with my sewing machine, because the structural integrity of the original thread was breaking down, so that was an interesting learning experience).

All of which is to say that I Dressed Up for the airport in a vintage-y outfit that coordinates perfectly with some of the colors of my suitcase, and my hair is curled, and I have a vintage leather purse that my grandma gave me that matches her watch that I’m wearing and the shoes she bought me last summer at the same vintage store that my skirt came from, and a teenage-ish girl with whatever you call the 2023 teenage equivalent of emo/punk vibes, like the dark maroon mullet and not a lot of makeup and dark comfy clothes but like, very on purpose, told me I look cool when I walked past on the way to security

And like, she Gets It! We have different fashion goals but I think we put a similar degree of intention into the way we look compared to just wearing regular clothes. Which is cool! It’s validating. Not that I really need validation, but it’s always nice to get compliments, of course. And the way I dress is really not terribly distinctive most of the time, other than being Outfits and a little dressier than maybe the norm is, like I think most people who see me one time in passing would see that I look Nice but not necessarily see it as a cultivated Look. But punk mullet girl gets it.

#struggled with not sounding *too* pretentious here #I don’t feel pretentious but I have a hard time talking about like. specific choices and things in any detail #like to my friends I just said what happened with a picture of my outfit and was like ‘and she gets it!’ and they were like ‘yeah!’ #but to strangers I have to go into much more detail to get the point across #even though really it’s not like I’m putting all of that into it every day I just get up and go ‘i want to look nice today’ #in accordance with my personal fashion preferences #and then having to explain those preferences like ‘my name is alagaisia midge maisel darkness way and I’m wearing vintage whatever’ #i do look so cute though #i got these shoes last summer and then lost the heel cap off of one of them the very first time i wore them #finally took them in to have them fixed last week so I could wear them to the wedding #needed a deadline so that I would actually get around to it #i hate flying it’s really a testament of how much I love my friend that I’m flying #instead of driving ten hours to Nebraska #but it made more sense and to make sure i won’t be late or run into car trouble or anything #and I’ll stay looking nice right away instead of getting gross and sweaty in the car or having to change for bachelorette activities #i only know the bride so I’m definitely going to make a very specific impression on all of these strangers lol #i joked with my dad about adopting a trans Atlantic accent for the whole weekend just for shits and giggles #turns out you cannot do it over the top. have you ever listened to JFK’s ‘we choose to go to the moon’ speech #it’s very silly sounding #we had a good time saying things one might say at a bachelorette party in a goofy voice #‘we cho~ose to ohdah thihs maiule strippah… ahnd the othah things.. nawt becahse it is easyh.. #but becawhse he is hahd’ #highly recommend #mine #personal

[1goatman1]

#idk i remembered a time i asked a friend something like “do you moo or say cows when you pass a field of cows” and he looked at me really #weird and said “...neither??” and i was really shocked because i was under the impression this was one of those things everyone does. like #you pass by a field of cows you gotta say cows. me and my dad have done this my whole life #anyways i got curious so. poll time #rambles

[todayisafridaynight]

God that reminds me I was writing this longass reply to when you were comparing MineDai to AraSawa and part of it was basically like. Hear me out but While I've Concluded MineDai Should Not Be Parents For Various Reasons… If they were. Non-zero chance the kid could plausibly turn out like Masato 😭😭😭like spoiled and entitled “wait ’til my FATHER(S) hear about this” nepo baby who can’t connect with either dad and actively resents at least one while taking advantage of their familial ties and living a life of (financial) privilege just sounds about right I'm sorryyyyyyyyy

So it was funny to me because just as AraSawa is MineDai With Dads… perhaps MineDai is AraSawa Without Kids… and AraSawa is the alternate, still-doomed timeline…

its only natural that if arasawa is Minedai But Dilfs then minedai inversely is Arasawa But. One Of Them Sees Red Around Happy Children

#snap chats #BUT SOOOO true that baby WOULD be masato adjacent tho... its in the cards... #only i imagine that kid's resentment towards mine is like. actually justified probably #i said it months back but i always think that if mine WAS a dad he'd be a lot like my mom #though somehow probably like. 2% calmer. he doesnt yell at you but he will make you feel inadequate about everything you do #money can fix whatever damage he does right <- it will not and in his soul he knows that but he wont acknowledge it #and why should he i mean its just a kid right. //screaming// #OK BUT ALSO DOUBLE FUNNY i thought of making a stupid meme chart of my first impressions of arakawa/sawashiro #vs how id feel bout them throughout the game and then just. The Conclusion Being 'this is minedai but with dads' #as a comedic super simplification of course. theres layers. but also lol #THE FACT THAT SOMETIEMS I DO FIGHT WITH MYSELF ON IF I WANNA EXECUTE AN IDEA WITH MINEDAI OR ARASAWA #IS REALLY FUNNY. theres differences tho dont be fooled.. its not a perfect mirror but its close enough to be hilarious #ive talked way too long ANYWAY. do not let mine around kids hes going to give them trauma just by talking to them #id trust daigo with a kid tho. hes proven he can take care of them..... what a king... #he reads as someone who'd be a lil awkward bout bein a dad tho but now im gettin too into it

[clementiens]

ughh

#partner's dad + stepmom visiting i've already said a couple kind of stupid things #one autism moment one . well i guess other autism moment LOL wrong script. twice. ok three stupid things #and then the worst one after dinner saying goodbye some guys start yelling shit at me from their car about my wheelchair #i yell back just like automatically. to shut the fuck up and then i was like . oh ! i should have just. pretended not to notice #later my partner said they felt embarrassed that they didn't process what was being said in time to respond first but #i still just #UGHHHHH #i want to make a good impression we haven't met that many times and they definitely know i'm on SSI . not good boyfriend material #i'm so embarrassed

[camping-with-monsters]

Listened to The Stupendium’s “Neath!” enough to say “ah fuck it. Let’s make an oc out of this song.”

His name’s Cyrmic. Sometimes people just call him Ol’ Danderdilly. A bit of a curious existence— one that was believed to have such low odds that it was almost considered impossible, as he is half human and half cryptid!

In Bliss (which he’s debatably canon to it, not a whole lot of development has gone into his relevance, but he wouldn’t even be a considered character in the first act(??) but likely in a later act.), as long as both parties can consent and the cryptid is sentient (because it’s likely that there are cryptids that have mindsets closer to humans and others closer to animals) than a human and a cryptid can peruse a relationship. By default, humans and cryptids are not compatible to reproduce— but the gene for cryptids does in fact exist. It’s just a rarity. Most who do bare the gene usually don’t end up courting with a human for either the obvious reasons, don’t even end up with a human (which is more common than not) or just decide not to have a relationship at all. It’s a mixed bag.

However, in Cyrmic’s case, his cryptic parent did in fact bare the gene when courting with a human— and learned that the hard way. What kept them optimistic about it, we don’t know. Regardless, Cyrmic exists now. Not much going back on that.

Known to be kind of a peculiar character, Cyrmic plays the role of an oddball with a fascination for all things old-timey. He leaves a questionable taste in other’s mouths with his somewhat intimidating demeanor that’s both charming and suspicious which is reflected on his gestures and dignified dialect. Some people are led to believe he might be plotting something. But maybe they’re just not used to seeing something considerable as an eighth wonder. He’s not really trying to scare people. He’s just like that in general, and he genuinely means well!

But all in all, he’s looking for someone to love. Someone he can settle down with that can humor his curious point of view.

#uh oh. new idiot to play with #so uh yeah like I said he’s very inspired by Neath! by The Stupendium :))) #specifically the part with Byron Brimstone if it isn’t obvious #I am. very very very very very very normal about that song ::::))))) #so awesome too because I showed my parents and my dad has apparently been listening to it more lately :0!!!!!! #he says it’s the perfect song to get ready for work #because it’s so long and it helps him track how much time he has before he has to leave #they both absolutely loved it and were super impressed with the writing in it #and GOD it’s just. y’all saw my animatic I made. one of the greatest songs ever #it makes me so :D!!!!!!!!! #first time in years I can safely say I genuinely do have a favorite song #anyways. cyrmic. #fun fact his name should have been ‘cymric’ but I kept misspelling the word in my head until I realized I was saying it wrong #but I liked Cyrmic more anyway ((it’s pronounced as sir-mick by the way)) #he’s a little strange but we love him for it <3 #a little weirdo stuffed with fluff and organs <3 #cutting this man open is like playing a game of ‘what will come out of him? Cute red stuffing or pools of blood? let’s find out!’ #he also has a questionable fashion sense but that’s okay #he’s just looking for love man :(( he wants someone to settle down with but most people are offput by him :(( #Cyrmic Danderdilly #Bliss #ocs #original characters #original stories #The Kiwi Draws

[milflewis]

nah but why am i sitting by the river. touching grass. drinking shitty gin and eating grapes. while the sun is out and it starts to dry thunder. only for the guy i’ve been having fun with all day to go “i’m not anti vax but —“

#it did not get better. it got so much worse #stOp !!!!!!!!! and it was going so well too #he is now asking my body count. he is not impressed with me saying well it’s going to be one more by tonight after i fuck ur mam #him: that’d be funny if u said my dad #get out of my car!!!!!! #this is why i don’t date. @my friends are u listening #tw alcohol mention #diary posting

[skitskatdacat63]

Love to go back to my desk once I've woken up and see whatever weird thing I was working on at like 5 am. This one I think is genuinely interesting but also would look so deranged to anyone else 😭 I was writing a color coded guide to how I group drivers in my head with examples with different grids(i.e. how the demographics change) and now I want to write one for all of the 2000-now grids. Completely normal behavior what are you talking about

#let me know if anyone wants to see it :D i like to do these little projects for myself bcs its fun to be meticulous #but as i said i do think its really interesting what the demographic of the grid is #(how i group them is basically about debut year which comes with certain impressions on my part) #but i say it looks deranged bcs one time i showed my dad my f1 guide book #(i have a notebook where i wrote down guides of all the grids like with teams/drivers/team changes/etc) #(and also write down all of the race wknd results from this season) #and hes like '...oooookayyyyyyy 😶' #ITS FUN FOR ME OKAY #im just fond of 'record keeping' ig and i really think the older grids are interesting #id love to do the 90s but the further back you go the more confusing it gets tbh #like only a handful of drivers ik from then and also more drivers #i actually have written grid guides twice....sry its rly fun actually 😭 #but bcs i switched notebooks and i wanted to make a better one #but it was so interesting bcs i made the first one when i was getting into f1 and then the 2nd one was like after i had watched older races #so the first time i only knew a couple drivers but then 2nd time i recognized practically every name #lmao this started bcs i had to write a 2023 guide to myself so i could memorize all the teams and drivers #and i remember really not knowing like any of them but now i think i could do back until 2018 from memory #before that gets a bit hsrd just because there's a lot of drivers that just come and go super quickly and leave not much impression imo #okay anyways now i must embark on my deranged organizational adventure #catie.rambling.txt

[elijah-inmymind]

lmao mum was talking about these friends of friends i’ve met like twice ever and i didn’t remember who they were until i remembered being 12 years old and repeatedly whacking the dad with my book (while still keeping my page) for making a gay joke, after sitting through like an hour of the intensely feminist mum (heart in the right place, very misguided) insisting that i was oppressed and subconsciously ashamed of my body (i wasn’t) bc i refused to shave my legs but also ‘hid’ them by wearing pants a lot.

shaving is pointless if ur 12 and autistic and have no concept of the social expectation that gives many young girls that final push to start shaving, and pants are great when ur 12 and autistic and obsessed with collecting as many different colours of skinny jeans as possible bc they’re comfy and u love colours.

also their daughter was ANNOYING. she has a baby now tho which is alright bc i do actually think she’s smart as well as annoying.

#el has a life #literally just a stream of consciousness #complete and utter ramble #this is barely even information but i liked thinking it so idk have fun reading it if u want i’m not ur dad do whatever man live ur dreams #i’m so sleepy dude can u tell #actually autistic #with the gay joke the dad actually made that joke about the mum’s own brother #and i can remember what it was but i remember she didn’t like it #and i was holding a book so i said hey i’ll whack him with my copy of Percy Jackson and the Sea of Monsters if u want #honestly i was going to anyway i just thought it’d be polite to announce my intentions #and she said yeah go for it so i chased him around whacking him with my book for like five whole minutes #12 year old me committed to the fucking bit #and then i got told the fuck off on the car drive back home bc it ‘was rude’ and ‘made a bad first impression on him’ #and mum went ‘i know you were only joking-‘ and i went ‘oh no i wasn’t. no no i meant it. see he’s homophobic and i’m holding a book.’ #‘what else was i to do’ #sorry i’m basking in my victory over this man i’ve literally only ever seen that one time #slay 12 year old me #i think i was older actually i think i was like 13 or 14 #bc i wasn’t a girl or straight then and that is a big indicator around that time #i better not have covid

[serethereal]

You were a leash kid

HELPP OMG NO. ​this was me as a kid.

send me an anonymous (or not anon) assumption ab me <33

#LEASH KID. ​is this the impression i give u guys omg.. #i was literally if a kitten was forced to be a small child i was LITERALLY shaking and sniffling and so polite it was crazy #wait this is funny cause me and my mom were just talking about this last night and she said i was suchhh a sopping sad little child that my #dad considered not even putting me in the same school as my sister because he was worried i would never have friends like. #I WAS SO QUIET AND SHY. i’m still shy kinda but i’ve definitely gotten better. my sister was a leash kid though so. #ask game

[zemnarihah]

hm. my dad is now aware that i have slept over at eriks when i visit him.

#dont love that. #he brought it up bc i have an aunt and uncle in his city and i think he was going to offer to like see if i could stay with them at some #point to visit him #he was like have you thought of visiting erik in (city)? and i was like. yeah #and he was like. have you? and i was like. yeah. and he was like how many times? and i said twice and he was like oh. where did you stay? #and i said. eriks place. and he was like. oh. well you know you have an aunt and uncle there that would let you stay right? and i was like. #yeah i know. and it was in front of my mom and sister and brother in law and HIS sister and everyone was so quiet because they know how my #dad is #and i was like in the process of leaving so i just like said bye to everybody real quick and left so im still like. agh. scawed! #idk why even its not like theres anything he can do to me its just like. god i really want to have peace with him i do not want to ever hav #another lecture from him or get yelled at by him again idk im still scared of that. and he hasnt even met erik yet and probably has a #terrible impression of him now just based off of that even though i am always telling them great stuff about him i dont want HIM to deal #with that especially because i do not think that he would take as much bullshit which he shouldnt have to but god i just have this vision o #my dad like. pulling erik aside for a talk or something if they ever meet and trying to scare him and them getting into an argument bc erik #would stand up for himself #idk who knows if that will happen im literally making up scenarios in my head to scare myself but christ. \ #the thing is also at this point in my life i just like. i have to keep moving forward in like. the whole living my life without constantly #thinking about the church's and my dad and the rest of my family's expectations. I have to. I almost lied to him but i didnt and thats #really big progress but im still so scared. but whatever. do it scared. agh!