*to the tune of “my dead gay son” from heathers”
Me as I look at wolfstar: I love my dead gay wizards!
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me: music can’t make me cry
Heathers: they’re up there disco dancing to the thump of Angel wings, they grab a mate and roller skate, while Judy Garland sings, they live a playful afterlife, that’s fancy-free and reckless, they swing up on the pearly gates and wear a pearly necklace
me: ok maybe it can
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I have to stand up at six tomorrow and it’s currently 11 pm and i cant stop crying because of ‘my dead gay son’ from heathers
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my dead gay son is objectively one of the best songs in heathers, and I will stand by it. Yes the other songs are great but out of all the songs dead gay son was my favorite number to perform this last week.
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the most unhinged song in a musical I have ever heard of is when two dads expose themselves as gay and then they start making out at their dead sons' funeral
imagine being dead and you see your parents making out at your funeral in front of everyone too. I'm talkin hair pulling, booty cheek clenching, swapping spit making out AT. YOUR. FUNERAL.
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I'm bored as hell so here's a best friend appreciation for my one and only real friend banana (aka brooke)
link to their tiktok btw
first of all let's talk about the fact that someone tripped me at school and this bitch JUMPS OVER THE FUCKING TABLE because she thought I DIED. literally though they grabbed my hand and looked at me to see if I was alive or not. IF THATS NOT FUCKING FRIENDSHIP IDK WHAT IS 🤷♂️
second, I'm fucking honoured that they unmask when I'm with her cause like... I guess it means I'm a good... friend? I don't know but when I see them mask around other people I swear this girl is a whole different person. either way I love her-
third, they're one of the few few people I know IRL that like musicals and I love being around them cause at lunch we both sing heathers (sometimes BMC) and you know our friends definitely hate us cause I sing loud as hell and banana sings monotone and off key but whatever its still fun
fourth, they're just genuinely a good friend! she'll hear you out, help you out, ignore you (LMFAO), etc and I swear I don't fucking deserve this bitch :(
anyway back to the unusual, but kinda cute shit at number 5, they like pickles and bananas (obv) and I think? those are their safe foods (but I could be wrong, but they might have said so and I forgot) they are also lactose intolerant but enjoy cheese a lot so I'll grab cheese and pickles and surprise her with them and she gets so happy omg
sixth, I totally picked up on some of their stims and we'll stim together by complete accident. vocal, physical, you name it, we probably do it.
seventh, she put a cone on their head saying it was a hat and they also thought tilts yogurt was called tits
lastly, this is kinda funny but also not. anyways when banana gets heartburn they'll move they'll stim but it'll look like some sorta sign language gang sign communication (although it's literally just random hand flailing) and I'll just straight up copy her and go:
"what the fuck we doing"
and it's just fucking hilarious
ANYWAYY LOVE BANANA BROOKE MY NICKNAME FOR TOU DEFINITELY ISNT ' BROOKE LOHST' ON EVERY PLATFORM
enjoy some banana here (them + something I drew) \/
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“Our boys were pantsies, Bill!”
Sir…you literally slept with Bill in high school, you’re being a homophobic bisexual rn and I will not stand for it
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