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ted-calling-orson · 11 days

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ok some more stuff about the dino au bc I don’t have everyone as a dinosaur down yet but yk

Teddy- spinosaurus

Saca- cant decide between a baryonyx or a suchomimus so go wild

Jed- utahraptor

Oct- pyroraptor

Atilla- triceratops

Ahk- megalosaurus

Kah- also a megalosaurus

Custer- carnotaurus

Naps- mosasaurus

Ivan- haven’t truly decided yet but mainly going with the charchardontosaurus

Al- allosaurus

Amelia- any flying dinosaur works but im going with the quetzalcoatlus bc it’s awesome

ok sorry dark confession but I still haven’t watched the third movie yet so erm yeah this is my semi-unfinished au so far

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hr8nighteagle · 2 years

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Find the difference between these two images.

#night at the museum #night at the museum 2 #battle of the smithsonian #natm al capone #al capone #napoleon bonaparte #natm #natm 2 #natm napoleon #natm napoleon bonaparte #natm ivan the terrible #natm ivan the awesome #ivan the awesome #ivan the terrible #spy kids #spy kids 3D #spy kids 3D game over #spy kids toymaker

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zzoupz · 2 years

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#all quotes are from tumblr lol #natm #night at the museum #natm ahkmenrah #natm kahmunrah #natm lancelot #natm nick daley #natm jedediah #natm sacagawea #natm al capone #natm ivan the terrible #ivan the awesome #natm napoleon #zoup art

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lidensword · 1 year

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Ivan: "...I think you guys are missing dhe point."

#Poor Ivan XD #incorrect quote #night at the museum #natm OCs #Ivan the Awesome #Dimitri Vavilov (OC)#Sergei Kovalevsky (OC)#Andrey Tcherenkov (OC)#my drawings

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wonderlands-ass · 11 months

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Once again absolutely ZERO inspo for stupid memes so have this stupid drawing of my faves.

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slashingdisneypasta · 2 years

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Al, holding a gun to Larry's head: Any last requests, pig?

Larry: Uh, yeah, loosen the knot and let me go.

Ivan, Napoleon, and Al: *Look at eachother, confused* Oh...

Ivan, Napoleon, and Al: *All look to Kah* Do we let him go??

Kahmunrah:

Kahmunrah: Of course we don't let him go!!

#they're such idiots XDD #kah is struggling. always.#Incorrect Quote #Incorrect Quotes #IQs #NATM2 #NATM 2 #Night At The Museum; Battle of the Smithsonian #NATM2 Rogues #NATM Incorrect Quote #Kahmunrah #Ivan The Awesome #NATM Al Capone #NATM Napoleon Boneparte

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retrobr · 2 years

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I had a shitty sketch that I decided to breathe life into... that's how this drawing with Ivan the Terrible turned out :]

#there were a lot of problems with this drawing from the very beginning #but I don't regret spending time on this #fanart #my art #night at the museum #natm #natm 2 #battle of the smithsonian #ivan the terrible #ivan the awesome

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all-yn-oween · 2 years

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Jim and Ivan as Monsters High character? Anyone ?

LISTEN I LOVE THEM SO MUCH.

Featuring Jim, who casually doesn’t know where Moscow is :’)

#night at the museum #natm #natm fandom #ivan natm #natm ocs #ivan the awesome #natm fanart #jimmy consentini (oc)#jim/ivan #jimmy/ivan #my art :)

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soviet-space-ace · 1 year

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My first poll!

#natm #night at the museum #natm cecil #kahmunrah #natm lancelot #i know I didn’t include Gus or Reginald or Ivan the terrible/awesome or napoleon or Al capone #i limited it to the main villains so there wouldn’t be too many options

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64-jungle-planks · 2 years

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Back in Black (and White)

Howdy guys! Sorry this is a bit short and half a rewrite of the intro basement archives scene! I got back into Studio Ghibli films, especially The Secret World of Arrietty and Howls Moving Castle! I'm probably going to redraw some scenes from those films with NATM 2 characters (and a few of my own) soon, so be on the lookout for that!

I hope you enjoy! I don't have a proofreader anymore so I am sorry if there's any spelling mistakes, or any mess-ups in grammar, or anything else! This is mostly themed around Frank and Ralph Capone and has a bit of @lidensword's oc, Étienne in it!

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“Holy Shit, Frank? You’re alive?”

Frank Capone shook the glass bits off of his shoulders after busting through the glass that surrounded him. Looking around, he saw his brothers—Al and Ralph Capone, His cousin Francesco “Frank” Nitti, and his good friend and old boss, Johnny Torrio. Things were off though, Ralph and Al looked a little older than he remembered, they weren’t outside the Western Electric plant either, and, the thing that Frank thought the most out of place was, they were all black and white. They were all staring in disbelief at him, almost like he just said something that insulted their mother.

“What do you mean, Al? Ralphie, mph-!” Frank started to ask, but was quickly cut off when his older brother barreled into him, giving him a bone-crushing hug.

“Jesus Christ, Frank, it’s so fuckin’ good to see you alive again!” Ralph said, letting him go from the hug and putting his hands on Frank’s shoulders.

“Yeah, you too, Ralph. Wait-the fucks you mean ‘alive again’ n’ why are we all black n’ white like the sliva screens?” Frank asked, pushing Ralph away to look at his younger brother and his cousin.

“We'r still tryin’ to figure dat out ourselves, Frank,” Al stated, scratching the back of his neck. “And, you died. You died April 1st, 1924, at the plant from ‘em stool-pigeons while we were gettin’ people to vote for Klenha,” Al paused, putting down the briefcase he was holding and wiping his eyes with his thumb.

“Gah, they filled you with lead even before you could bring out your gat. They took yous down right in front o’ me n’ I couldn’t do anything about it,” Al said, slurring his words together the way he would when he got angry and clenching his fists.

Frank felt like the wind was knocked right out of him… he died?! There? Then? Why? If I could kill those asses, I would, Frank swore in his head.

“We stopped everythin’ for yous after yous died, Frank. The family missed you so much, I’m glad to see yous alive again,” Ralph said with a slight smile, trying to lighten up the mood.

“We’re glad to see yous again, brother,” Al started to smile too, coming over to pat him on the shoulder.

“We are too! We can finally get that dinner you promised me after that game at the lodge.” Nitti said, patting Torrio on the shoulder. Torrio nodded in agreement, pocketing his hands. That made Frank smile and chuckle a bit.

“Alright boys, let's see if we can find someone who can give us some answers,” Al said with a grin, clapping his hands together and picking up his briefcase.

Torrio grabbed some liquor bottles that were at the base of their glass prison, passing to the others as they started to walk towards the main part of the building they were in, towards a stone gate looking thing. Frank popped open his as he followed behind everyone else, with Ralph’s arm around his shoulders.

“I’m glad to hav’ yous back, bro,'' Ralph whispered to him, taking a swig from his own bottle. Frank shoved him and smiled.

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Napoleon Bonaparte, a French military leader and the first French emperor, pointed at Kahmunrah, an Egyptian king thrown from power, angrily. Kahmunrah put his hands up in defense, which made Napoleon back down.

“Yeah, is there goin’ to be killin’ involved? ‘Cause I’m really good at the killin’,” Al said with a snide grin. “It’s kinda my niche.”

“You never get no talk back from no corpse,” Frank said, curling his lip up in anger. Ralph turned to him, blinking in shock, and then smiled. Nitti patted him on the back.

“I think that’s nieesh,” Ivan the Terrible said, making Frank’s younger brother look over at him angrily.

“Nich,” Al hissed back, making Ralph snicker. He was quickly bumped in the side by Torrio before Al noticed it.

“D-duly noted,” Kahmunrah stuttered to Al, nodding his head and tapping his fingers together.

The Russian tsar rolled his eyes and looked back at Kahmunrah, taking a few steps forward, “If we are talking about world domination, then of course I’m interested. But first I want to clarify something, so you know where we are all in business, hmm?” Ivan paused and raised an eyebrow, and Kahmunrah gestured for him to continue.

About then, Frank started to zone out and look around at the Frenchies and the Russians that stood behind Napoleon Bonaparte and Ivan the Terrible. Some of the French soldiers were still dusting the packing hay off of themselves. A Frenchman with short blond hair and a mustache seemed also to be bored, for he, too, started to look around at the other interesting people around him. Frank nodded to him and then tilted his head towards Kahmunrah and widened his eyes, as if to say ‘jeez, take a look at this bozo’. The Frenchman looked back at him quizzically, making Frank sigh and roll his eyes.

Looking over to his older brother, Frank could see that Ralph was having a bit of fun. Ralph wasn’t taking the leaders seriously either, a laughing smile plastered onto his face as he looked back and forth between whoever Kahmunrah was talking to, as if he was watching a tennis match. Since they both left school around middle school to work for money to pay the bills, Ralph and Frank both didn’t know much about the French general and the Russian Tsar, and nothing about the Egyptian ruler, just that they were somewhat important people, not from their time though.

Ivan started to list great things that he did, making Al bow his head in boredom, that made Frank tune back into the conversation.

“Duly noted,” Kahmunrah said again, this time to Ivan once he was done. “Now I would like to wrap up the old meet and greet by asking you gentlemen a question; Are you with me?!”

Al looked back to the group, mostly looking at Torrio for guidance. Torrio thought for a moment and then nodded. This is going to be fun, Frank thought with a grin, nodding too. The only person in the group who didn’t seem entirely on board was Nitti, who already was nervous because of how many people were in the tightly packed alleyway created by boxes around them.

Looking back and shrugging, Al answered with the other two leaders.

“Yeah. Yeah, sure.”

“Oui.”

“Da.”

“Then bring Larry Daley of Daley Devices and the Golden Tablet of Ahkmenrah to me!” Kahmunrah said with a determined look on his face.

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toffyrats · 1 year

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natm kiss or kick

-larry daley. kick him right in the balls, he deserves it

-nick daley. kisses on the forehead. go dj in spain or whatever follow your dreams buddy

-teddy roosevelt. i could never kick him. i mean who would. so kiss on the cheek.

-sacagawea. big kiss on her hand because women.

-jed and octavius. they are already kissing eachother.

-ahkmenrah.

-amelia earhart. kick. get out of larry’s business. still a girlboss though so i might have to run for my life afterwards

-george custer. kiss. on the lips. he deserves nothing but love and affection

-kahmunrah. kick. self explanatory.

-ivan the terrible awesome. kick, then change my mind and kiss his hand like a gentleman (i’m a female)

-napoleon. kick. i do not like this man.

-al capone. kiss mmmsjdjsjxkjsoxmakmsk

-i foRGOT LANCELOT

-lancelot. kick. you are a literal child. i still love you though. just don’t critically endanger people’s lives for a girl that doesn’t exist.

bonus:

-joey motorola. i guess i have a thing for monochromatic men with new york accents or something but kiss 100 percent. he gets nothing but the best

#natm #night at the museum #jedtavius #kiss or kick #lmk if i missed anyone #plese

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transwitchofthewilds · 3 years

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Me talking about the natm characters:

#natm #night at the museum #ahkmenrah #kahmunrah #larry daley #natm sacagawea #natm teddy roosevelt #natm octavius #rebecca hutman #nick daley #natm lancelot #ivan the awesome #natm al capone #natm meme

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kahtookmylife · 4 years

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Hiii, can I request a reader insert story? Where the reader is maybe Larry’s niece or something, and is set in the second movie, and she’s helping Larry when she gets captured by Al Capone and he stops her from being killed and they have a cute moment, you can decide how it ends😂 Thank youuuu😙

Heey! I got a little carried away with this one... I hope this is what you had in mind! ^^

Al Capone x Fem!Reader:

The sun slowly went down. People left the museum and went home to their families. The stars finally showed up in the sky, yet Larry and his niece couldn't watch their glowing figure because they had to save their friends. Some people would never believe what happened. A tablet that brings exhibits back to life has been stolen.

Larry's job was once to keep it safe. Even now, when he already left his job, Larry had to help his friends after all those joyful nights. He wasn't going to do that alone. His niece, Y/n, joined him in this dangerous adventure. Larry tried to stop her, but she insisted, so he let her come. That night, Larry made a big mistake.

Larry, Amelia, and Y/n were running away from the French soldiers when they reached a dead end. The door was stuck. It just wouldn't open, no matter how hard they tried.

"Uncle, you have to go now!" Y/n exclaimed. "I'll distract them!

"What?! I won't leave you here!" Larry shook his head.

"You have to take that tablet to a safe place!" she insisted. "I will be alright!"

"Mr. Daley, I agree with her." Amelia nodded. "If we stay, we lose. You have to choose which one is more important."

"Just go!" Y/n shouted. "I can take care of myself!"

"Okay..." he sighed. "But I'll come back. Please just... be careful..."

She nodded with a smile on her face. Larry and Amelia ran in the other direction, while Y/n sighed and waited for the soldiers. She grabbed a sword from the display. French soldiers and mafia men arrived to the room, alongside Napoleon and Al Capone.

"You want to find them? Then you'll have to go through me!" Y/n yelled.

"We only want the tablet!" the short man, she recognized as Napoleon, shouted. "But if you stand in our way, we'll kill you!"

"Try me b*tch." Y/n chuckled.

The soldiers attacked her, and she tried to defend herself, but Y/n didn't know how to fight with a sword. When a man finally kicked it out of her hands, she was defeated. Al Capone grabbed her by her arm and dragged Y/n to the soldiers so they could tie her hands. She couldn't even scream for help.

"Let me go!" she muffled when a soldier put his hands on her mouth.

"Shut up!" the man grumbled.

The only thing she could do was to listen to her capturers. Y/n wished she actually listened to her uncle this time, but she was too stubborn. She just wanted to help Larry, since he had done so many things for her and Nicky. The soldiers took her to the mad pharaoh that wanted the tablet so much.

"Did you get the tablet?" he asked.

"No, but we captured his daughter." Napoleon pointed at Y/n.

"Niece..." she corrected him.

“Niece.” he nodded.

"Whatever..." the pharaoh shook his head.

He took a look at her, then turned back to examine some jewelry.

"Tie her up somewhere." he shrugged. "Go after Larry Daley and tell him if he doesn't give the tablet back, I will personally kill her."

Napoleon nodded and directed his men to tie Y/n up. After that, they simply left the room. Y/n had some time to look at the exhibits. She recognized Ivan the Terrible and Al Capone, but she had no idea how the pharaoh was called.

"Excuse me... Uhm... Mr..." she looked at the pharaoh.

"I am Kahmunrah, great king of great kings, and from the darkest depths of ancient history." he introduced himself.

"Okay. Cool. I'm Y/n. Nice to meet you." she greeted him. "Now... I don't want to be rude or anything, but... Could you let me go already?!"

"Yeah, of course." he nodded. "Let me just sit on my throne all night first. Thank you."

Kahmunrah sat down and ignored Y/n's existence.

"Wow. Rude." she snorted. "I bet your brother would release me."

Only then did she realize what she just said. The pharaoh looked at her and stood up. Y/n could see the anger in his eyes as she gulped. He started going towards her, which made him look scarier.

"Oh... You think my little baby brother could be better than me?" he clenched his jaw. "That's what you think?!"

"Oi!" a sudden voice interrupted him. "Don't kill her!"

Al Capone came closer to them and stood between the two.

"I can take care of her where her friends can hear her screams." he explained. "It would probably hurt Daley if he received the news from his friends, wouldn't it?"

"Fine." he rolled his eyes. "Just take her away from me."

Al Capone nodded, then commanded his boys to drag Y/n somewhere else. She constantly tried to escape, but they were too strong. When they were far enough, Al Capone commanded them to release her.

"Now go." he smirked. "No one would want to see such a pretty lady die."

"Should I thank you now?" she asked.

"Only if you want to, doll." Al Capone winked.

"Thanks... I guess..." she nodded. "Why did you help me, though? I was just fine on my own..."

"Yeah... Sure." he laughed. "However, we don't have time for a little chit-chat. Find that stupid Daley before I change my mind, doll."

"Thank you, Mr. Capone." Y/n forced a little smile on her face.

"Anytime, doll." he chuckled. "Just call me Al, by the way."

"I thought you really wanted to kill me." she giggled nervously.

"Nah, ya face is too gorgeous for that." he shrugged. "Now go!"

"Fine! Thanks again!" she exclaimed.

Al stood there, watching her figure as she ran on the corridor. His boys looked at him with a confused expression. They didn't understand what made him release the girl. One of them came closer to him to ask the question.

"Boss, why did ya let her go?" he looked in his eyes.

"I don't know." Al shrugged. "I guess she just reminded me of myself. When I got in trouble in my younger years, ya know?"

His men were still confused, but shrugged it off and returned to the room where Kahmunrah's throne stood.