Me: I have a feeling that my maths teacher is gay, but I don't say anything because I am mature enough to realise that it is disrespectful to ask my teachers personal questions, and it's unnecessary to know.
Boy in Class: [Insert Teacher's Name Here], do you have a girlfriend?
Teacher: No.
Immature Straight Girl: Do you have a boyfriend?
Teacher: *Looks down, possibly starts helping another student*
Girl: Do you have a boyfriend.
Teacher: *Doesn't respond*
Girl: Do you have a-
Tampon Boy (Story for Another Day): Do you have a male that you like to spend time with?
Teacher: No.
Next Class:
Girl From Before: Nerd, do you think [Insert Teacher's Name Here] has a boyfriend?
Me: I don't know.
Girl: When I asked, he went all silent.
Me: You just asked twice; maybe he didn't hear you the first time?
Girl: I asked three times.
Me: You asked three times?
Girl: Yeah, so do you think he has a boyfriend?
Me: It doesn't matter, just as long as he's a good teacher.
Girl: He is not a good teacher.
Side Note: This is my first year at this school, so I can definitely tell that he is a good teacher.