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#no but it's so funny
hood-ex · 11 months
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Dick's funny as a character because he'll be really intense and other characters will look at him and be like yo wtf is his problem, and then next thing you know, he'll be honking his nose and clapping his clown shoes for strangers on some random Saturday night.
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coffee-bat · 1 year
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why do like 1/3 of medic's hurt voicelines sound so sexual. if i hit a guy and hear "aah~" ONE more fucking time
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thebananwithaplan · 1 year
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@artfulprankster (cont)
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“Hey! That’s the song!! Thanks!!”
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“HEY WAIT A SECOND-“
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Oh, goodie! He does know the song, at least!
With a single hop and a spin, the usual gameshow host getup was 'magically' gone from his person; which was really only the unplugged microphone and the orange bowtie. He's still not sure why his new look worked as well as a 'disguise' for this long... But then again, his guess is that that's just the Superman and Perry the Platypus logic at work. Completely unintentional, by the way.
Surely this is much recognizable, now?
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. "...Hi, how are ya?"
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jaynovz · 1 year
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NO BUT RE: THAT ICON QUESTION THAT I JUST ANSWERED I LITERALLY JUST REALIZED THAT THE HOZIER LYRIC THE UNEMPLOYMENT OF THE MOUTH COMPLETELY MATCHES MY LOGO???
This was not intentional but it works out bahahaahahah
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calocera · 2 months
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my pet mold spore
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knifefightscene · 8 months
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 2 months
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Knowledge Revenge.
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butchfalin · 7 months
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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ladamania · 4 months
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Twitter still producing bangers on occasion
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ski-ip · 29 days
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something something dark magic
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coffinwoodx · 6 months
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ok so for those of you who don’t know, there’s this twitter account of a japanese local hero mascot named dentman who went viral recently due to this tweet
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but yeah he saw the tweet. and his response went viral as well (which is how i found his account)
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and he just has like. hourly posts reminding you to brush your teeth
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oh and his rival? his name is mr. mutans. whenever dentman posts he makes a post of his own, ofc
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but THAT’S NOT ALL. literally while making this post i found a THIRD ACCOUNT that’s all about taking your meds
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safe to say i’m losing my mind
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anyway the point of all this was that people are ALREADY beginning to draw them ship art 😭
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and the reactions are everything
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I CANT ADD ANY MORE IMAGES BUT TRUST ME THIS IS SO FUNNY
toxic one-sided dentman yaoi wasn’t on my 2024 bingo card but it DEFINITELY IS NOW!
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pharahsgf · 6 months
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iceland is threatening to pull out of eurovision unless israel is removed... please g-d let them blacklist israel that would be so huge
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mudanonaito · 4 months
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dishsaop · 7 months
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the worst part about being an adult is thay its no longer socially acceptable to just roll down a really big hill and then run back up it and roll back down again. "oh is this a syphilis metaphor" passerby would ask. "is this for a tick tock". no i just wanna come home covered in dirt and scratches and bask in the the solace of childlike mirth
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littlelightfish · 2 months
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Funny things I found out playing with language setting in Netflix while looking episode 15:
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Chilchuck's scream sounds HAUNTED in brazilian portuguese. Give it a try if you can.
(You can hear it here)
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In spanish dub, Senshi says: "tocó mis senos de hombre", which means "he touched my man boobs" in Spanish. And I think that's the best dub line one so far.
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